The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh

The New Adventures of Winnie the Pooh (1988–1991) is an American animated cartoon television series produced by Walt Disney Television Animation, based on the Winnie-the-Pooh books by author A. A. Milne.

Season 1 (1988-1989)

Pooh Oughta Be in the Pictures [1.1]

Friend in Deed [1.2a]

Donkey for a Day [1.2b]

Piglet: Thank you. Thank you for sharing this, Eeyore. It's made everyone so happy.

Eeyore: Just returning the favor, Piglet. Just returning the favor.

There's No Camp Like Home [1.3a]

Mama Heffalump: Oh dear, papa. Marshmallows?

Papa Heffalump: [eats one] So?

Mama Heffalump: Don't you remember?

Papa Heffalump: Oh yeah. [sneezes]

Balloonatics [1.3b]

[To a scary scarecrow whose back is turned]

Piglet: Oh, hello. You must be a friend of Rabbit. Have you come to visit him? [it of course doesn't answer] Oh, no need to be shy. I'm a friend of Rabbit's too. [He finally sees its scary face and runs] Yipe! Help!

[Pooh is having a nightmare]

Balloon Judge: You, Pooh Bear, have accused of popping a balloon!

Christopher Robin: [crying] He broke my balloon. How can I ever speak to him again?

Balloons: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Balloon Judge: Silence! Pooh Bear, how do you plead? [Pooh stammering] Guilty!

Balloons: Guilty! Guilty! Guilty! Guilty!

Pooh: Christopher Robin! [wakes up]

[Pooh's loud scream wakes his friends up, who are horrified]

Rabbit: [horrified] Oh, my! It's Pooh Bear!

Piglet: [horrified] Oh, he's going to tell Christopher Robin about the b-b-b-balloon!

Find Her, Keep Her [1.4]

Rabbit: F-fly s-south? Never! You! You keep your big feathers out of this! Why, if-if she was about to fly south, she'd have wings. Ha. So there...

Kessie: But Rabbie... I do have wings.

Rabbit: Kessie, flying will lead to no good. Remember the promise you made me? About not going to high?

Kessie: Well yes but...

Rabbit: Good. Then no more talk about flying. We have lots more fun than flying.

Kessie: [giggles] I flew Rabbie!

Rabbit: You what?

Kessie: Oh yes! Aren't you proud of me?

Tigger: Yay!

Kessie: Oh, now I can fly south!

Tigger: Hey, that's right you soloed! Oh boy, kiddo! There's nothing holding you down now.

Rabbit: Don't you think I know?

[Rabbit sadly walks away and a deflated Kessie hugs Pooh. Cut to Rabbit's house later in the evening]

Kessie: Rabbie? Um, Rabbie? Could you read me one last bedtime story?

Rabbit: You mean... before you... leave?

Kessie: Oh no, I didn't mean that, I meant...

Rabbit: You don't need me to read you a bedtime story. You don't need me... for anything.

[Rabbit exits and shuts the door. Kessie sits in a rocking chair by the fire and starts crying]

Rabbit: Kessie. Oh, Kessie! [hugs her as she is giggling]

Kessie: Did you think I would leave before saying goodbye to you?

[We later see Pooh and Piglet sitting by the enchanted place on top of the forest looking at the sunset.]

Pooh Bear: I hope spring decides to come early this year. [giggles] I can't wait to see Kessie again.

Piglet: It's the most peculiar thing. For the longest time, I thought Rabbit didn't like her.

Pooh Bear: You know, Piglet, sometimes people care too much. I think it's called love.

Piglet: Oh, do you think we should tell, Rabbit?

Pooh Bear: Don't worry. I believe he already knows.

[Pooh and Piglet look down at Rabbit and smile warmly as he continues to stare up at the wintry, night sky, waiting for Kessie's return in the spring]

The Piglet Who Would Be King [1.5]

Rabbit: That was a hyena. This is a band of monkeys.

Director Monkey: One and a two!

Rabbit: Excuse me, could I ask you something?

Director Monkey: Sure! You have a request? "Chattanooga Choo-Choo"? "Ludwig's Fifth"? Hey! How about "The Last Train to Clarksville"? We can do it all, you know. Listen! One and a two and a-

Tigger: Okay, 10 pots from Kanga, check. 7 from Rabbit, check. 1 yo-yo from Roo?! Yuck, uncheck.

Pygmy Piglet villager: The volcano has erupted! Please help us, Oh Great One!

Piglet: M-M-M-Me?

Pygmy Piglet villager: But we need you.

Piglet: You're right. I should speak for myself. I may be little, but the pygmies look up to me.

Cleanliness is Next to Impossible [1.6]

The Great Honey Pot Robbery [1.7]

Pooh: [setting a trap] ...And then the wagon with the cake rolls down the ramp and trips the rope which drops the washtub right onto the mice.

Gopher: Doors?! Windows?! Ha! Whatever you want from now on, sonny, you're on your- [He accidentally falls down his own hole] WHOA!

Stripes [1.8a]

Tigger: This is ridikkerous! I don't want to be a scotch pine.

Pooh: Oh, I do wish Tigger were here. Perhaps he could think of something.

Tigger: Hey! Maybe I am a Tigger!

Pooh: No, I'm afraid he's the only one, and he has stripes.

Piglet: Ooh, um... Couldn't we paint stripes on him? [Pooh smiles]

Monkey See, Monkey Do Better [1.8b]

Pooh: I'm Winnie the Pooh, but you can call me...

Bruno: [laughs] Oh, that's priceless! A Pooh named Winnie?! [laughs]

Tigger: Don't look now, but I think this ape's one banana short of a bunch.

Bruno: Me? Can I bounce? [does so]

Tigger: Not bad. For a beginner. But how about this? [smashes his head into the ceiling] This is embarrassing.

Rabbit: Hmph. Grandstanding if you ask me. Uh, how are you at horticulture?

Bruno: Horsey what?

Rabbit: Ha. Just as I suspected. You know nothing about gardening.

Bruno: [laughs] I didn't just fall off the carrot truck! You want gardening? I'll show you gardening. [does so deftly]

Babysitter Blues [1.9]

Kanga: [cries as Tigger and Roo are sleeping under the bed] I just know something awful's happened to Roo.

Christopher Robin: I'm sure he's okay.

Kanga: I just I knew where Roo was. [as Roo wakes up]

Roo: Hey, Tigger, when can we come out? [he crawls out of bed] I'm tired of hidin'.

Kanga: He's never been out this late before. [sobs]

Roo: Oh, don't cry, mama. You see? I'll let you find me!

Kanga: [gasps] Oh, Roo! Oh! [she hugs him and Roo hugs Christopher Robin]

Tigger: [yawns as he comes out of bed] What's all the commotion? Oh, finally found us, huh? [laughs slowly and sleepily] That was your turn to be it. Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo...

How Much is That Rabbit in the Window? [1.10]

Ted: Okay, fluff and stuff, hand over the tag!

Rabbit: Uh, tag? What tag?

Ted: [yanks on Rabbit's tag] This tag! We've been in here a long, long time, see? And no kid ever wanted to buy us! First day, you get that thing on! [lets go of Rabbit's tag, making it slap onto his face] WHAM-O! Knee deep and customers!

Rabbit: Oh! [holds up his tag] You want this tag? [the counterfeit toys nod their heads in agreement] Oh, well, uh, why didn't you say so? I thought you meant that tag. [points a different direction and runs off]

Ted: Hey, I don't see any- [notices Rabbit is gone] What the?! After him, boys! He's got our ticket outta here!

[They chase after Rabbit]

Rabbit: Never! I'll never give up my tag! Christopher Robin's gonna buy me! [bumps into a drum and goes flying into the counterfeit toys, crashing into some pillows] Phew! Thanks for catching me.

Ted: Don't mention it.

[Rabbit, remembering that they're after the special tag, screams and runs off only to bump into a doll]

Doll: Mama.

[Rabbit, though feeling a little dazed, sees the counterfeit toys running towards him. He yelps and runs away, leaving the tag behind on the doll's arm]

Ted: We want that tag, see?

Gone With The Wind [1.11a]

Pooh: Ooh! What a blustery morning. It must be Winds-day again. Oh, bother.

[Piglet is hiding under a chair]

Pooh: He's just being afraid. It's the wind, you know. [Pooh offers him a slice of cake] Piglet, make a wish.

Piglet: I wish I never had to come out of here again.

Nothing But The Tooth [1.11b]

Paw and Order [1.12]

Nasty Jack: What?! No cherry?

Rabbit: Uh, let me answer that by saying...HELP!

Pooh: Which um, reminds me, Eeyore and I have to go...find some honey.

Rabbit: How can you think of food in a time like this?!

Pooh: I practice.

[Nasty Jack has accidentally ripped off Piglet's badge]

Nasty Jack: Now look what you done! The badge fell off! You know what this means?

Piglet: I'm not sheriff anymore?

Nasty Jack: You're not sheriff anymore!

Piglet: So I can go now?

Nasty Jack: Oh sure, fine. That's just peachy, ain't it? Now I can't even trounce you! What in the blue blazes am I supposed to do?!

Honey for a Bunny [1.13a]

Rabbit: [hanging upside down using suction cup shoes] I feel like a... like a graceful bird.

Tigger: Duck!

Rabbit: No, not a duck. Like a... a swan.

Tigger: No! Duck!

Rabbit: [ducks from the boomerang] I hope these strings are double knotted.

Tigger: Well of course they are... What's a knot?

Rabbit: [falls] Tigger!

Rabbit: I-I don't think I want that honey after all, Tigger.

Tigger: Oh come on, bunny boy. Can't you hear that old bookend calling? [throwing his voice] Rabbit!

Rabbit: Alright, alright. What do I have to do?

Trap as Trap Can [1.13b]

[Papa Heffalump is heard sighing of relief, sneezing and starts blowing the woods like a wind and crashes to the wall of the ground backwards]

Junior Heffalump: Oh, I'm sorry, Papa. I-I'm sorry. I know you're allergic to me goofing up.

Papa Heffalump: It's not perfectly all right, oh sweet son of mine. We'll try it one more time. And I will blow my allergies up.

[Pooh and Piglet are running happily and slide down the log]

Piglet: You were right, Pooh. That wasn't so very hard.

Winnie the Pooh: That's because I'm so very soft. Shall we do it again? [Pooh and Piglet hear a sound]

Junior Heffalump: Testing, testing.

Piglet: Oh, what's that, P-P-Pooh?

Winnie the Pooh: It sounds to me like a crying jag. That's short for Jagular.

Piglet: Oh, d-d-d-dear. Is that one of the fiercer animals?

Winnie the Pooh: I'm not sure, Piglet. But perhaps if we ignore it, it'll go away.

[Sound continues as Pooh and Piglet ignore it]

Junior Heffalump: Testing, testing. One, two, one, two.

Piglet: But Pooh, it sounds so sad.

Winnie the Pooh: Then we'll help.

Piglet: Good idea, Pooh. [a loud noise scares Piglet] Uh, you - you help first.

Tigger: (angrily) Hey. What’s all the commotion?

Piglet: Tigger? Oh, Tigger, we’ve all let down poor Papa Heffalump!

Tigger: Did you say you’ve all let down Papa Heffalump? (to Piglet) Piglet, listen to me. It’s not true. It is not true. You’re upset, Bunny Boy’s upset. Buddy Bear Pooh Boy’s Upset and Gopher’s upset with Junior too. Now listen to me. I have something to say to you. When you blow up a sneeze and get upset with Junior and your friends and hurt everyone's feelings, there’s only one thing to do. Destroy the trap and give them a lesson about allergies. (to a sad Pooh and Piglet) Don’t worry, Buddy Bear and Piglet, I have a proof plan to trick them. To teach him a lesson about bad goofing off. Teaching them is what Tiggers do best.

Winnie the Pooh: (stops crying) Really, Tigger?

Papa Heffalump: My old boy! Who do you believe that? Tigger! Do you know what you’ve done, Junior? (gasps) Hey, you mean to say that you did no longer goof? You mean you tracked them and let everyone down? You trapped them for me?! Oh, you’ve saved me, the Teacher! (shows Junior a brand new jar of Honey.) And to think I taught ya everything. You no longer goof again. And you did well, very well, son. By a real success. This is a brand new jar of Honey! Goodbye, Allergies and Hello, Honey! (singing happily) Ah, Honey, you are mine. (laughing)

Junior Heffalump: Do you like it, Papa?

Papa Heffalump: Like it? Like it?! I love it! Oh, that silly old bear pal of mine gave me this! He doesn't know what a good friend you are! I can hardly wait to swallow all of the honey down! (whooping happily) Take them home, son! Wait till your Mama see this.

Mama Heffalump: My Baby, I'm so happy for you!

Papa Heffalump: I know, Mama, I know.

The Masked Offender [1.14a]

Tigger: [repeated line] Masked offender to the rescue!

Rabbit: And then, on top of that, he fed my garden to the crows.

Owl: He destroyed my home.

Gopher: Yeah, mine too.

Rabbit: We've got to stop this Masked Offender! Er, what do you think, Pooh?

Things That Go Piglet in the Night [1.14b]

Tigger: [preparing to push Eeyore on a swing, predictably too hard] Ready?

Eeyore: No, but go ahead anyway.

Luck Amok [1.15a]

[Tigger has just plucked all the apples from Rabbit's trees]

Tigger: Ha! Don't worry, long ears. We won't let another one of these things drop on your noggin.

The Magic Earmuffs [1.15b]

Roo: Hey, anybody want to play ice cookie?

Christopher Robin: Isn't that ice hockey, Roo?

Roo: No, we are out of hockey pucks, but mother gave me an oatmeal cookie.

The Wishing Bear [1.16]

[One winter's night in the Hundred Acre Wood, Pooh Bear and Christopher Robin are looking up at the stars and the biggest star of all is twinkling]

Pooh: Christopher Robin, is that twinkly one really your very own wishing star? Really?

Christopher Robin: Oh yes, Pooh. Would you like to wish for something?

Pooh: Oh, very very much.

Christopher Robin: Then you have to say the special wishing rhyme.

Pooh: But I don't know the special wishing rhyme.

Christopher Robin: Silly old bear. That's because I haven't told you yet. Now remember, you have to flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish wish wish.

Pooh: Flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish wish wish.

[Tigger is playing checkers with himself using various small objects]

Tigger: Hmm...good move. But not good enough! Hoo hoo hoo! King Kong me! Ha ha! I win, I win, I...always win. Boy this sure is boring. [kicks over the checkerboard]

Pooh: I want to thank the wishing star. It made my most important wish come true.

Christopher Robin: What wish is that?

Pooh: You.

King of the Beasties [1.17a]

The Rats Who Came to Dinner [1.17b]

[The pack rats pay with a walnut]

Pooh: Oh. That's uh, very nice, but when things end up missing, not everyone is happy with walnuts in return.

My Hero [1.18a]

Tigger: [singing as he scrubs Piglet's floor] Scrub a dub dub dub!

Owl Feathers [1.18b]

Tigger: [laughs] Now you're getting the hang of it, Buddy Bird! It's just like flying, only using your legs.

Owl: I say, what a wonderful feeling to be elevated back to my natural habitat. [takes a deep breath] Ah, to breathe the clean, fresh air. To gaze across the...

[Unfortunately, Gopher's hole is there, and one of Owl's stilts falls into it, sending Owl plummeting down the hole, screaming. He then crashes into the ground with a thud]

Tigger: Whoops!

Owl: Ouch.

A Very Very Large Animal [1.19a]

Piglet: I just finally realized something. There's small, and there's very small, and there's very very small. And it really doesn't matter what you are.

Fish Out of Water [1.19b]

Tigger's Shoes [1.20a]

Tigger: Hoo hoo! Well, it's a good thing I hid them. [shuts his window, inadvertently causing Rabbit, who was hanging from the sill, to plummet and scream] Did you hear something?

Lights Out [1.20b]

Pooh: Helmet! Is that you?

[Camera pans right to reveal Tigger. He shrieks, blowing out the candle. Pooh relights the candle]

Pooh: Hello, Tigger. I didn't expect to see you down here.

Tigger: I came to rescue you, buddy bear. I thought you might be lost!

Pooh: I'm not lost! I'm right where I'm standing! Unfortunately, where I'm standing may be lost.

[A rumbling noise is heard]

Tigger: What's that? What's that?!

[Pooh turns around and finds Eeyore behind him. Eeyore shrieks next, blowing out the candle]

Pooh: Hello, Eeyore. Have you come to rescue me, as well?

[Another rumbling noise is heard. Pooh turns around and finds Rabbit behind him. Rabbit gasps, but Pooh blows out his own candle before Rabbit shrieks]

Pooh: Hello, Rabbit! If you're lost, you've come to the right place!

Tigger: Yes, because of buddy bear taking Gopher's helmet, we're gonna be down here forever!

Eeyore: Or longer.

The 'New' Eeyore [1.21a]

Tigger': [looks for Eeyore] Eeyore just needs to be put in his place as the bouncee, not the bouncer. And I'm just the Tigger to do it! Tally-hoo!

Eeyore: Hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo! [bounces and tackles Tigger]

Tigger: [Annoyed] How humiloratin'! Out bounced by a donkey!

Eeyore: Do you wanna play with me, Tigger?

Tigger: [Pushes Eeyore off, angry] No! I don't ever want to play with you again! Never ever! Why, why, you're a menace! Imagine going about bouncing helpless Tiggers like me!

Tigger, Private Ear [1.21b]

Tigger: Aha! This case is solved! Piglet was here dreaming about daffodils, which as every genius private ear knows, Piglets are allergical to. [sniffs some daffodils but sneezes]

Party Poohper [1.22a]

Pooh: [following a cookbook] 2 egg whites? Oh, but they're all white! [Pours the whole dozen in]

Rabbit: [beside himself with rage] WHERE DOES THE SCHEDULE SAY "BUNNIES CRY"?! WHERE?! SHOW ME WHERE!

The Old Switcheroo [1.22b]

[Tigger replaces Piglet's flower with Roo]

Piglet: My rhododendron!

Tigger: It's a Roo-dodendron now.

Season 2 (1989)

Me and My Shadow [2.1a]

To Catch a Hiccup [2.1b]

Rabbit Marks the Spot [2.2a]

Tigger: Help! We're sinking! Abandon ship! Tiggers and tiggers first!

Piglet: But what about piglets?

Tigger: Uh, Piglets? Why... it's their duty as captains to go down with their ships.

Piglet: Oh dear. Are you sure?

Tigger: Absotutely posilutely.

Piglet: Then my last command as, as captain is uh... Tigger, you're captain.

Tigger: And as captain of this ship, I hereby proclaim you captain.

Piglet: No, you are.

Tigger: You are.

Tigger: The treasure! We found it! And it's exacticly what I always dreamed of... My very own X!

Rabbit: The treasure's under the X, Tigger. You have to dig it up!

Goodbye Mr. Pooh [2.2b]

Everyone: Surprise!

Pooh: Surprise! Exactly whom are we surprising?

Rabbit: Why you, Pooh. It's your surprise going away party. See?

Pooh: I am surprised. Why I didn't even know I was going away.

Tigger: Didn't you read the signs? "Goodbye." "So long." "We'll m-m-miss you."

Rabbit: Pooh, we even have going away presents for you.

Pooh: A jar of honey! It's just what I always wanted, Piglet. How did you know?

Tigger: Here you go, buddy bear!

Pooh: Oh thank you, Tigger! Oh thank you, Eeyore!

Eeyore: It's something sweet, sticky and golden.

Pooh: So Rabbit. What present do you have for me?

Rabbit: Well uh... uh... Look! A Jagular!

Tigger: I don't see no Jagular.

Rabbit: Well it was there yesterday.

Piglet: Ooh! That was a close call.

Rabbit: Here you go, Pooh. Happy going away.

Pooh: Thank you everyone. This is the best going away party I've ever had. Actually it's the only going away party I've ever had.

Bubble Trouble [2.3a]

Tigger: [mixing ingredients for an unusual bubble recipe] Better add a little more glue, and a lot more honey. And a little more of this and a dash of that and a few of these and one of those, a pinch of them and [laughs] ah, that ought to do it.

GroundPiglet Day [2.3b]

[Everyone thinks Piglet transformed into a melted snowman; Tigger steps in the puddle]

Rabbit: Tigger! You're stepping in Piglet!

All's Well That Ends Wishing Well [2.4]

Tigger: [as Pooh and Eeyore leave] Now, where was I? Oh, yeah. Banana splits and Pogo sticks and submarines and Lima beans and- Lima beans?! Yuck! How'd they get into my birthday? [clears his throat] A music box and a pair of socks! A bicycle bell and a carousel! Pies of custard and whole of mustard! [laughs after the screen fades to black]

Tigger: What'd I tell you? I'll show you how dumb this is. I wish I had a peanut butter and jello sandwich, and a root beer to wash it down with. [his wish comes true as two candles blow out] D-d-did you see that?

Piglet: Ooh, it looks real.

Tigger: [eats it] It is real. [laughs] Birthday wishes do come true!

Tigger: Happy birthday? To me? [opens one of two presents and gasps] A banana split! [Opens the other present] Then this must be a...! It's gotta be a...! YAHOO!

[His cheering can be heard from far away]

Piglet: I guess he found his Pogo stick.

Un-Valentine's Day [2.5]

Tigger: [bounces Piglet, sending his cake flying into the sky] Hiya Piglet old pal! What's up?

Piglet: Uh, up? [his cake is "up"]

Rabbit: Ladies and Gentlemen! Rabbit presents a Rabbit production of "Rabbit's Valentine to Christopher Robin"! Directed by Rabbit. Written by Rabbit. From an original idea by Rabbit. Based on a notion by Rabbit. Starring... the others. [the orchestra signals that he should give them credit] Oh yes. Original music composed by Rabbit too.

No Rabbit's a Fortress [2.6a]

Rabbit: Now for a little peace and quiet and gardening. Where did I leave my shovel? Oh yes. It's right outside the [realizes] door?! Aah! The door! I forgot to make a door! I can't get out! I'm trapped! Doomed!

Gopher: Of course, you have to be careful with dynamite. Can't use too much. Just a little keg will do you.

Pooh: Only one keg?

Piglet: Oh dear.

Tigger: Uh oh.

Gopher: Stand clear! [the entire fortress blows up] You too, Rabbit.

Pooh: Do you think perhaps we should have told Gopher that we each used one keg, too?

The Monster Frankenpooh [2.6b]

Tigger: Say, it's the middle of broad daylight! Even a not-so-scary story has to happen at night, you know!

Piglet: Oh but this one happens in the daytime!

Tigger: Night!

Piglet: Day!

Tigger: Night!

Piglet: Day!

Tigger: Morning!

Piglet: Evening! [realizes what just happened] Oh dear...

Where Oh Where Has My Piglet Gone? [2.7a]

Gopher: [hearing Piglet's singing] Say! What's that?

Rabbit: Sounds like a heffalump with a bad head cold.

Tigger: Nah! It's the mating call of the yellow bellied double parked sapsucker.

Pooh: I promise I shall never ever lose you anymore. [peers into shower, but Piglet is gone] Piglet? Piglet! Oh, I've done it again!

Up, Up and Awry [2.7b]

[Everyone but Rabbit has been jailed by Tigger]

Rabbit: Let's go, Tigger. Oh dear dear dear. It's too bad I wasn't able to stop Pooh bear earlier. None of this would've happened in the first place- [Tigger winks at the audience] No! Wait Tigger! I didn't mean-!

[Rabbit is now in jail]

Eeyore's Tail Tale [2.8a]

Piglet: [attaching Eeyore's tail to a scary balloon] There, my bully bamboozler is all finished.

Tigger: Don't move, false face! We caught you pink handed!

Piglet: Caught me? Caught me doing what?

Tigger: Caught you looking like this poster, of course.

Three Little Piglets [2.8b]

[Everyone is telling the story of the Three Little Pigs]

Tigger: Never fear citizens! It is I, the Masked Offender to the rescue!

Rabbit: No no no! You don't belong here.

Tigger: Whoops. [disappears]

Rabbit: There is no Masked Offender in this story.

Piglet: Pooh, just why does the big bad bunny want to get into the house?

Pooh: I believe he wants to borrow some... honey. No. Not that. He, he wants uh...

Tigger: To get out of the rain. [a storm cloud appears over Rabbit]

Rabbit: That's it! No more! This has gone far enough! Big bad bunnies, Papa Bears? It's too much! I'm taking over! [stuffs cloud into picnic basket] I'm going to tell this story the way it's supposed to be told! Ahem. I'm going to huff and puff and blow your tree down!

Piglet: Oh, d-d-dear!

[Honey erupts onto Rabbit from the basket]

Pooh: And the three little piglets, who had all the honey they wanted, lived happily ever after. The end.

Piglet: Oh, I love happy endings, Pooh. But what happened to the big bad bunny?

Rabbit: [drenched in honey] Don't ask, Piglet. Don't ask.

Prize Piglet [2.9a]

Tigger: Show us how fast you can run to that tree and back. one for the honey, two for the road, 3 to get ready, and off you go! [gasp] Why, that was so fast I didn't even see you go!

Fast Friends [2.9b]

Pooh Moon [2.10a]

Rabbit: For the last time, you're not going to catch anything in that ridiculous trap because there is no such thing as a grab-me gotcha. [Pooh and Piglet fall in Tigger's trap] Help! Don't let it grab me! I surrender!

Caws and Effect [2.10b]

[Pooh sets scarecrows of his friends at the door, which the crows open]

Pooh: Surprise! [The crows are alarmed and flee] I wonder where they're off to in such a hurry.

Season 3 (1990)

Oh Bottle [3.1a]

Owl in the Family [3.1b]

Sham Pooh [3.2a]

Tigger: Buddy bear! [turns and accidentally spills honey on Owl]

Pooh: No, there's nothing in there I want.

Tigger: [seeing what happened to Owl] Aha! It's Owl! I mean, it's Pooh! I mean...you know what I mean.

Pooh: Tiptoeing would be a great deal easier if you knew what it is that you're trying not to step IN!

[He falls down a hole and crashes into the ground. Piglet then pushes him out]

Piglet: Dagnabbit! What's goin' on here, sonny?! How am I supposed to find a missing appetite when folks are always droppin' in unexpectedly?!

[He goes back in the hole and digs away]

Pooh: I don't know exactly what it is, but Gopher doesn't seem to be himself today.

Rock-a-Bye Pooh Bear [3.2b]

What's the Score Pooh? [3.3a]

Pooh: [removes a rock from under a round boulder] Maybe one of these would do? [the boulder starts rolling towards them] Oh bother.

Tigger's Houseguest [3.3b]

Tigger: [seeing termites in a matchbox] Huh. Looks like I have a houseguest. Why, it must be a blue-faced yellowbellied housefly. Hiya, little fella! My name's Tigger. What's yours? The shy type, no doubt. That's okay, kid. You and me are gonna be best friends. We'll go places and do things like going to walks, playing marbles, singing songs in four part harmony, just the two of us.

Rabbit Takes a Holiday [3.4a]

Rabbit: Such a lot of relatives, and none of them would let me do a thing for myself. "Your breakfast, Rabbit. Your bath is ready, Rabbit. Your bed is ready." It's a wonder I didn't lose my mind! Why, I'll probably need a vacation to recover from this vacation.

Eeyi Eeyi Eeyore [3.4b]

Eeyore: Gardener's work is never done. Now let's see, what should I do first? Water the weeds or feed the bugs?

Pooh Skies [3.5]

Tigger: You remember that crazy old story about the cat who played out of tune? [in his fantasy, a cow rams Tigger and he flies straight through the moon] He fiddled so bad, a moo cow got mad and k-nocked him clear to the moon.

Pooh: Oh my.

Tigger: The whole sky was bare when the kitty got there and he fell to what looked like his doom. [in his fantasy, a round plate sits on a wall] Meanwhile down on the ground, all cuddly and round, Humphrey Dumphrey sat on his wall. Then he heard a strange noise. [in his fantasy, a hollering Tigger falls on the wall, catapulting him away] And he gazed up on high and that kitty came falling right out of the sky. He sent Humphrey flying like a chubby old bird. But where the guy landed, I won't say a word.

[Tigger has built a very long ladder stretching across the landscape]

Tigger: I came. I sawed. I hammered.

Rabbit: This will get us up there.

Piglet: But how do we get it up there?

[They find a massive pipework system in the clouds]

Pooh: Why, this must be the cloud machine Christopher Robin told me about.

Gopher: And there is where your cloud soup's coming from.

To Bee or Not to Bee [3.6a]

April Pooh [3.6b]

[Piglet has been fooled into thinking it's flooding outside]

Pooh: This outside looks dry.

Piglet: Are you sure?

Pooh: Yes Piglet. We shall just have to look for another outside to find your flood. Either your flood is a very dry flood, Piglet, or it is hiding somewhere.

A Knight to Remember [3.7]

Rabbit: Uh, which ones? Well the uh, magician's not here, and uh, there's no bishop.

Tigger: Say, the bish-hop sounds like my kind of guy. Hoo hoo!

Tigger is the Mother of Invention [3.8a]

Tigger: [as his friends run from his inventions] How gratifrying to see satisfried customers.

Tigger: The little guys got carried away and carried me away.

Rabbit: Tigger, this thing has caused nothing but trouble from the start.

Tigger: Oh, I guess you're [sniffles] Right. My inventions have been messing things up. I'm just a flat-out, outright, downright failure. I'll never be able to show my handsome face again! TTFG: Ta ta for good.

Pooh: We can't let him not show his handsome face ever again.

The Bug Stops Here [3.8b]

Christopher Robin: [his bug is feasting on vegetables] He's huge. I'm going to have the best science project in the entire class.

Roo: Uh, Christopher Robin.

Christopher Robin: Yes, Roo?

Roo: He's kind of our friend.

Dexter: Yes. And we wish to know if he will have to remain a science project forever.

Christopher Robin: [laughing] Don't worry, guys. As soon as I show him in school tomorrow, I'll let him go.

Dexter: Oh. Really?

Roo: That’s grand!

Rabbit: Just what I need. Another bug, and such a hungry one.

Easy Come, Easy Gopher [3.9a]

Invasion of the Pooh Snatcher [3.9b]

Tigger: Spring is the jagular's favorite time of year for springing out unexpectedly at collectibibbles.

Tigger Got Your Tongue? [3.10a]

Tigger: [seeing a blank canvas] Hello there, fellow artistes. It's brilliant, genius. Looks like polar bears eating marshmallows in a snowstorm.

Pooh: He says, "Look out for the HOLE!"

[He and Piglet fall into Gopher's hole. Tigger slides into view and bounces himself into the hole as well. The three then crash into the ground]

A Bird in the Hand [3.10b]

Kessie: That's okay, Rabbit. It's nice just being here.

Rabbit: Rabbit? But you used to call me Rabbie, remember?

Kessie: I'm too old for that.

Rabbit: Oh no, Kessie. You'll always be my little baby bird. But what matters now is, you're back. Back to stay forever.

Season 4 (1991)

Sorry, Wrong Slusher [4.1]

Tigger: Look, he's only holding a butter knife.

Piglet: A b-b-butter knife? Oh, d-d-dear. The poor butter.

Grown But Not Forgotten [4.2]

Piglet: Cookie, anyone?

Tigger: Oh boy! Chow time! [takes the entire plate]

Rabbit: Gentlemen take only one cookie

Tigger: It's a good thing I'm on a diet.

Piglet: Tea, Pooh?

Pooh: Oh, just a drop...if you please.

Rabbit: Pooh bear!

Piglet: One lump or two, Tigger?

Tigger: Make it 50! [dumps the entire sugar bowl]

Rabbit: Tigger! Where are your manners?

Tigger: Must have left them in my other suit. [slurps the tea]

Rabbit: No no no! Proper gentlemen drink with the pinky extended like so. Now you may pass the milk, Tigger.

Tigger: Why certainly. Go out long, Piglet! [uses the pitcher as a football]

Tigger: First for all, you move into a new house. Nah. It's got to be a big old house. [the house starts to grow] What? You call that big? [the house grows] With a 200-car garage, and a tree with a swing and a garden full a daffodils, and a couple of pink flamingos and a mailbox made to match. And last but not least, and off-white pickety fence.

A Pooh Day Afternoon [4.3]

Tigger: Squonky! Squonky!

Clerk: Squonky? I don't carry any squonky.

Christopher Robin: Time to face the music. There's something I have to tell you. I lost your dog. I'm really sorry. I'll get you a new one.

[Pooh, Tigger and Gopher on the vacuum return and crash in the shed. Skippy returns]

Christopher Robin: Boy am I glad to see you. Hey stop that! No don't stop that.

Pooh: Thank goodness my fluff is fluffy.

Christopher Robin: Thank you guys for everything. If Piglet hadn't been so especially brave, we never could have gotten the dog back.

The Good, the Bad and the Tigger [4.4]

Tigger: Say, where's the propeller on this thing?

Rabbit: Tigger, trains don't have propellers! Although it does seem to be missing its rudder.

Tigger: [Jumps into the locomotive cab] I am the Tigger with No Name!

Pooh: I am the Pooh with a Name! If only I could remember it. Oh, bother!

Tigger: Say, how'd you get here so fast?

Pooh: It's a fantasy.

Christopher Robin: Hi, guys. I see you didn't touch my train while I was gone. And because you were so good, I'm going to let you operate the controls. And you, Tigger, are first because you wanted it so much.

Tigger: No, thanks. I'm trying to cut back. Hey. Anyone want to go outside and play "guess who's sleeping"?

Pooh: Oh, how wonderful.

Rabbit: Always cheating again.

Piglet: Can I borrow a pillow?

Christopher Robin: Oh, well. Hey, guys, wait for me. I want to play.

Home Is Where the Home Is [4.5]

Rabbit: I'll take care of this. Glue?

Pooh: Yes, Rabbit. [hands him a honeypot]

Rabbit: I said glue, Pooh, not you, Pooh!

Shovel, Shovel, Toil and Trouble [4.6a]

Gopher: But wait'll you see what I ordered next. A steam shovel, uh, spoon, a nuclear powered drill! I think I'll name her Nancy. [everyone runs in horror]

The Wise Have It [4.6b]

[Pooh's birthday cake is covered with candles]

Tigger: Hoo! I knew buddy bear was having a birthday. I just didn't know he was having so many.

Cloud, Cloud Go Away [4.7a]

[The cloud starts raining on Tigger]

Pooh: Don't cry, little cloud. Tigger didn't mean it.

Tigger: Hey, knock it off! Don't you have a parade you can go rain on? Why am I the only one to get drenched by this cloud?!

Pooh: Maybe it doesn't like wet bears.

Tigger: Well, I don't like wet clouds.

To Dream the Impossible Scheme [4.7b]

[The rutabaga potato blooms]

Pooh: Oh my. Is it Tuesday the 15th already?

Piglet's Poohetry [4.8a]

Tigger: [Narrating Piglet's poem] But you don't want to slow down now cuz you forgot them bumbly bees. [Piglet is chased by bees and runs into a wall that appears out of thin air] Did I mention a brick wall?

Piglet: No.

Tigger: Sorry.

Pooh: The birdie is actually Piglet.

Tigger: You sure if I toss him up into the wild blue yonder, he won't flap around for us?

Owl's Well That Ends Well [4.8b]

[Rabbit is a victim of Tigger's swill trap]

Rabbit: Tigger, what is this?

Tigger: This, bunny boy, is swill.

Character Cast

Jim Cummings as Winnie the Pooh, Papa Heffalump, Smudge, Crud, Mr. Usher, Nightmare Balloons, Nasty Jack, Ted, Grandpappy Gopher, Bruno and Tigger
John Fiedler as Piglet, Pygmy Piglet and Nasty Jack’s Member 3
Tim Hoskins as Christopher Robin
Patricia Parris as Kanga the Hypnotist Kangaroo, Christopher Robin's Mom, Mama Heffalump, Junior Heffalump, The Female Prairie Dog and the baby Prairie Dog
Nicholas Melody as Roo the Hypnotist Kangaroo
Ken Sansom as Rabbit, Pinky, Clerk, Laughing Hyena, Monkey Band Instructor, Stan, Judge and Nasty Jack’s Member 2
Paul Winchell as Tigger, The Crayon Solider and Nasty Jack's Gang Member 1
Peter Cullen as Eeyore, Wooster, The Mayor Prairie Dog and the Man on TV
Hal Smith as Owl, The Librarian Prairie Dog, Dexter, Torbit and Ophelia
Michael Gough as Gopher
Laura Mooney as Kessie
Tracy Rowe as Kessie
Chuck McCann as Heff and Vacuum Head
Jackie Gonneau as Tammy the Babysitter
Hamilton Camp as Grocery Store Clerk
Nicholas Omana as Pizza Delivery Guy

External links

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