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I wonder if Squidward was actually replaced with Daphne from Scooby-Doo, Catra from She-Ra and Ren Hoek?
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==Episode 5==
==Episode 5==


===''Spin the Bottle'' [11.5a]===
===''The Hero'' [11.5a]===

:''[The scene changes to SpongeBob and Plankton at Patrick's house. Patrick is trying to decide what his wish will be.]''
:'''Patrick''': I wish... I wish... I wish...
:'''Gumball''': Anais! Come on! You've been in there forever!
:''[Anais peeks from behind the door]''
:'''Plankton''': Pick something, you bozo!
:'''Anais''': Oh, I'm sorry. But as Mom pays the water bill and you two are insensitive brats, I think you'll need to shower somewhere else. ''[She closes the door]''
:'''Patrick''': Well, sometimes I wish I had an extra head so that I'd have someone to talk to when you're at work.
:'''Cartman''': Suck my asshole, taco vendor!
:'''SpongeBob''': Aww.
:'''Squidward''': ''[Mockingly]'' As Mom pays the water bill, I think you should shower somewhere else.
:'''Plankton''': Pathetic. All right, your crummy wish is my command! Give me your hand, Jumbo. And the both of you, close your eyes.
:'''Anais''': ''[From behind the door]'' You can say what you like, but you're not going to annoy me!
:''[Patrick holds up his left hand as he and SpongeBob close their eyes. Plankton draws a doodle on Patrick's hand with a marker, making him giggle.]''
:'''Kyle''': I'm gonna shove that soap up your ass!
:'''Plankton''': Alakazam!
:'''Rigby''': You ''better'' not!
:'''Patrick''': ''[notices the doodle on his hand]'' Oh! My extra head! It's my wish come true! Oh, I'm gonna call you... Noggin.
:'''Gumball''': ''[Mockingly]'' You can say what you like, but you're not going-- ''[A soap bar flies from behind the door, hitting Gumball squarely in the face. His nose swells up]'' Ow! My...nose!
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, hello, Noggin. Nice to meet you.
:'''Anais''': ''[Mockingly]'' Ow! My dose!
:'''Patrick''': Noggin, say hello to SpongeBob. ''[silence]''
:'''Kyle''': ''[Furiously]'' '''THAT'S IT!''' ''[Opens up the bathroom and lunges at Anais hard against the floor]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, he doesn't have to—
:'''Anais''': '''''AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!'''''
:'''Patrick''': Noggin, you're embarrassing me. Say hello to SpongeBob.
:'''SpongeBob''': No, it's okay, Patrick.
:'''Kyle''': '''THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!'''
:'''Patrick''': No, it's not okay!
:'''Stan''': ''[Appears on-screen]'' DUDE!
:''[Kyle brutally beats up Anais for throwing a soap at Gumball and being an unlikeable jackass and violently shoves the soap up her a**]''
:'''Plankton''': Leaping lungfish, can we go now?
:'''Gumball''': What do you think you're doing?!
:'''Patrick''': Yes, go! Noggin here needs to be taught a painful lesson.
:'''Kyle''': ''[Still beating the crap out of Anais]'' '''YOU MADE ME DO THIS! ''YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!!!'''''
:''[SpongeBob and Plankton leave as Patrick enters his house.]''
:'''Darwin''': I wasn't built to take this much pressure!
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:'''Squidward''': What is wrong with you?! Don't you know people have feelings? He's trying to help us!
:'''Kyle''': What I understand is that you and your family have '''totally''' screwed SpongeBob over!! '''I WISH SPONGEBOB DIDN'T ''HAVE'' ANY PARENTS!'''
:'''Squidward''': ''[Last words]'' You are ''so'' insensitive! Would it really hurt you to-
:'''Kyle''': ''[Grabs Squidward by the throat, and loses his shit]'' <big><big><span style="color:red;">'''''FUCK OFF, YOU INSUFFERABLE CRYBABY!!!!'''''</span></big></big>
:'''SpongeBob''': '''<big>KYLE, ''NO!''</big>'''
:'''Gumball''': '''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!'''
:''[Kyle knocks Squidward out with a right hook violently, and murders him to death with a creepy chainsaw as blood bursts out of his head and his entire body in half, Squidward is officially '''dead''']''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[horrified]'' '''<big><big>SQUIDWARD!!!!!</big></big>'''
:'''Stan''': <big>'''OH MY GOSH, ''YOU'' KILLED SQUIDWARD!'''</big>
:'''Cartman''': <big><span style="color:red;">'''YOU SICK BASTARD!'''</span></big>
:'''Kyle''': Ooh, who the hell cares? That stupid patronizing a**hole was ''not'' even SpongeBob's responsibility.
:'''Kirby''': Wow... SpongeBob's Mom isn't gonna like hearing that..
:''[Kirby's words echo as we zoom into Squidward's eye and into a black and white tunnel before cutting to outer space. Darwin floats up towards a light. Clouds around the light part for Darwin, and he sees a heaven full of clones of him. As he nears the place, a "PUSH" button appears.]''
:'''Singer''': Little boy at peace, what is this place, beyond the stars?
:Open up your eyes, what are these things, you're moving toward?
:Head so full of wonder
:Worries in the past
:Could it be that you are free at last?
:''[Squidward presses the button, the shot zooms out, an alarm goes off and an "ACCESS DENIED" board pops up to hide heaven]''
:'''''<big>NO!</big>'''''
:'''Darwin''': What?! '''''AAAAAAAAA!''''' ''[He falls towards Hell, and heavy metal music begins]'' What's going on?!
:'''Singer''': Little boy, you're goin' to Hell
: [[The Paper|You gave away all your stuff to SpongeBob]], [[Sailor Mouth|badmouth everybody]], and now this is your last life
:You ain't goin back. This ain't Glove World, it's '''''Hell!'''''
:Little boy it's time for you to '''pay!'''
:For making Patrick and SpongeBob suffer, [[SpongeBob, You're Fired!|being ungrateful]], and threw him at your way to work everyday
:Thought you were in bed, instead you're going in Hell!
: Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!
:Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!
:''[Vexus, Saho Kahn, Julie Hinikawa and Benson take turns speaking with Darwin furiously]''
:'''Vexus''': What did I expect? How can you '''POSSIBLY''' be so vile?!
:'''Saho Kahn''': It's official! '''You ''suck!'''''
:'''Julie Hinikawa''': ''[Laughs]'' Oh look at him, Keyboard Guitar!
:'''Benson''': If you don't stop being such a insufferable douchebag and clean up this graffiti now, '''''I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!'''''
:'''Singer''': Hell isn't good, hell isn't good, '''<span style="color:red;">''HELL!''</span>'''
:''[Squidward appears on a mesa in hell, and sees various scenes of chaos. The shot zooms out to show the entire landscape, and a fiery dragon flies above him and dumps a fire-turd nearby]''
:'''Squidward''': What is this? Where am I? ''[walks around, only to find a feline force captain of the Horde, whose an Evil Counterpart of Gumball, standing behind him]''
:'''Catra''': ''[Surprises him]'' Hey, Adora.
:'''Squidward''': ''[Screams, but gradually stop]'' Who are you?
:'''Catra''': ''[Cackles]'' Just who do you think I am, shithead? My name is Catra, and ''I'm'' from the Fright Zone. And by the way, you're in '''Hell.'''
:''[Lightning of flames strikes as Catra points down]''
: '''Catra''': And '''''THAT'S your grave!'''''
:''[Cut to Squidward's tombstone, standing right next to Rigby, Tabuu, King Sombra, and Chef, which reads "R.I.P. DARWIN WATTERSON", Darwin falls to his knees next to his tombstone]''
:'''Darwin''': '''''<big>NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!</big>'''''
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:''[Cemetery. Squidward's casket is being lowered into the plot. Present at the funeral are the Wattersons, the South Park Kids, Mordecai & Rigby, SpongeBob & Patrick, Rocko, Filburt, Ren & Stimpy, The Shortmans, The Johassens, The Meisters, the piper, and the priest, with a kippah on his head and a scarf on his shoulders]''
:'''Father Maxi''': "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some the Watterson once. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
:''[He throws some ashes into the grave. As the piper plays Hava Nagila, everyone covers their ears. They go their separate ways]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, poor Squidward. Gone forever out of our lives.
:'''Patrick''': Yeah, He was too young to be taken from him once in a lifetime.
:'''Gumball''': ''[Sarcastic, but furiously and angrily]'' You just ''couldn't'' stop, do you? Well, I hope you got what you wanted!
:'''Kyle''': Well, yeah. But, at least he stopped being such a whiny little b***h.
:'''Stan''': Such a bastard!
: '''Mordecai''': Dude, you're the one who murdered him with a chainsaw.
:'''Ren''': Let, let us remember the good times, Darwin would have wanted Gumball to act that way.
: ''[Ren begins to sob uncontrollably, and Stimpy tries to comfort her]''
:'''Maka and Kim''': Awww....
:'''Rigby''': ''[Notices]'' Hey, wait a minute. How come Squidward's tombstone has the American flag on it?
:''[Headstone reads: "Squidward Tentacles 1997-2017, Born at america, died in an infamous tempt blood murder"]''
:'''Betsy''': Well, Rigby, there's something you have to know. Squidward wasn't really SpongeBob and Patrick's Best Friend after all, he was a Neighbor.
:'''Rigby''': What?
:'''Nicole''': He was not really a Tentacles, he was an octopus. But we loved him all the same. ''[She starts to sob uncontrollably]''
:'''Haruko, Naota, Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado, Lelouch, C.C., Ami, Yumi, Kaz''': ''[Joins in sobbing uncontrollably with Nicole]'' WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
:'''Filburt''': So you mean to tell me that all this time Squidward's been throwing the two right under his way to work so he can avoid getting into trouble, and he's not even his real neighbor?!
:'''Anais''': What are you talking about?
:''[Uzu, Ira, and Houka Bursts out crying except Nonon, Who is Consoling them]''
:'''Nonon''': Goodbye Squidward, We love you so very much...
:'''Rigby''': Dude, Gumball didn't apologize to his father.
:'''Kyle''': Yeah, I killed Squidward because he wouldn't shut up about how much SpongeBob and Patrick wants to encourage that fatass of a Dad of his!
:''[The boys turn right and walk away. Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado, Lelouch, C.C., Ami, Yumi, Kaz, Haruko, Naota, Ira, Uzu, Haruko, Naota, And Houka Stop Crying. Maka and Kim Get Mad]''
:'''Maka, Kim and Nicole''': ''[Outraged]'' '''<big>WHAT?!!!</big>'''
:'''Gumball''': Dude, you shouldn't have told them that!
:'''Rocko''': Now everyone is going to think that his family is evil and they're going to be arrested because of ''YOU!''
:'''Rigby''': Who cares, Gumball, your parents deserve whatever they get.
:'''Kyle''': Yeah. And besides, they're liars and cheats after all.
:'''Cartman''': And knowing is half the battle.
:''[Kenny falls into an open grave]''
:'''Kenny''': Hey!
:''[The spiked tombstone falls in]''
:'''Kenny''': Hey, you guys! I'm ok-
:''[The tombstone hits its mark. The grave is deep. The crowds reconvenes, this time for Kenny's funeral]''
:'''Father Maxi''': ''[Removes kippah and scarf.]'' "Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercy. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
:''[The piper plays Hava Nagila again]''
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:''[Cartman and Kyle's thoughts on The Infamous Hero]''
:'''Kyle''': Who the hell would they want to watch Daphne being a sarcastic cheapskate, Squidward being an toxic friend to him, their Mom and Velma being evil assholes, or their Dad being a hero anyway? ''[drops to a whisper]'' The Hero freakin' sucked ''balls.''
:'''Cartman''': Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls.


===''There's a Sponge in My Soup'' [11.5b]===
===''There's a Sponge in My Soup'' [11.5b]===

:''[SpongeBob is seen walking down the the Krusty Krab. A Giant Pearl, a melting Fire Hydrant, and Patrick are also shown in the background]''
:'''Patrick''': ''[On the phone]'' Okay, bye then.
:'''SpongeBob''': I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs
:''[Patrick puts down the receiver, along with his head, and starts moonwalking. SpongeBob opens his locker, then a flood of water comes out of it. When it stops, a pineapple comes out of it and gets caught in SpongeBob's hands. Richard suddenly appears; only he has become a centaur, and starts talking to SpongeBob in a garbled language with the only real words being "of" (possibly) and "America"]''
:'''SpongeBob''': No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year 2025!
:''[Richard salutes and slides off, leaving a rainbow-colored trail. Cartman bounds in before SpongeBob can turn.]''
:'''Cartman''': ''[Furiously]'' <big><span style="color:red;>'''YOU GODDAMN LITTLE ASSHOLE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!'''</span></big>
:'''SpongeBob''': What?
:'''Cartman''': Everyone's gonna be charitable, and your Dad became a fucking hero instead of you standing up for yourself because of your stupid '''bastard''' of yours!! ''[Kyle and Shelly walk in behind him]'' '''YOU FUCKING SARCASTIC SMARTASS THE CHEAPSKATE RUINED EVERYTHING AGAIN!!!!''' ''[lunges after SpongeBob, promptly to attack him for disobeying the bet]'' <big>'''''AAAAAA!!!!!'''''</big> ''[Kyle and Shelly jump in and hold him back]''
:'''Kyle''': Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Cool it down, dude. This isn't gonna get us anywhere.
:'''Cartman''': It wasn't ''enough'' for Squidward to toxically concern your stupid fatass piece of shit, now you let Anais and your Mom get away scot-free after they abused you, huh?!
:'''SpongeBob''': Dude, don't freak out. There's enough space in my life for the both of you.
:'''Rocko''': Yeah...
----
:'''Kyle''': There, what do you think?
:'''Daphne''': So, what do you wanna do today?
:'''Rigby''': Who is that girl?
:'''Kyle''': That's Daphne, She's a girl with red hair and the member of the Mystery Inc.
:'''Kirby''': Yeah, SpongeBob's parents think he's out with them to get some burgers from Joyful Burger, and we have to bring the new Darwin back for dinner.
:'''Cartman''': Are you sure about this, Kyle?
:'''Maka''': Yeah, I think SpongeBob is going to notice that Daphne isn't Squidward.
:'''Kyle''': Not if I say he got kidnapped by every monster and had to be one of every monster's slaves.
:'''Anais''': You guys are idiots! It's never going to work, you have to tell SpongeBob the truth!
:'''Kimial Diehl''': Come on, dude. If it were your boss, we'd work for you.
:''[The Non-SpongeBob characters leave]''
:'''Anais''': ''[Facepalms]'' Ugh! This is the stupidest idea...
:''[Anais starts to walk, but then stops.]
:'''Anais''': Wait a minute! No, you wouldn't!
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:''[The Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is making soup. however, Daphne walks onscreen, looking really nervous to tell the truth]''
:'''Daphne''': Uh.. Hey SpongeBob.
:'''SpongeBob''': What are you doing here?
:'''Daphne''': Ummm.... Don't get mad, but... ''[Comes clean]'' I just wanna let you know that there is a cold day at the Krusty Krab for.... you know?.....
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[Outraged]'' '''''YOU WHAT?!'''''
----
:''[Cuts to Squidward, In the prison, trying to find a way out]''
:'''Squidward''': How do I get outta here now?
:'''Bloo''': ''[Off-screen]'' How many times do I HAD to tell you this: ''There is '''NO''' way out of there!''
:'''Duncan''': Well, except one. ''[Points at the window]'' You know what to do.
:'''Squidward''': ''[Looks at the window]'' Aha! Thanks, Duncan!
: ''[Before Squidward can make the great escape, the door beeps, and Catra, Psycho Dad, and Death enter the room]''
:'''Psycho Dad''': What the hell are you doing?!
:'''Catra''': Prisoner!
:'''Death''': That’s Squidward, he's the octopus who was SpongeBob's neighbor. And as such, he's '''''possibly''''' a Token Good Teammate If you ask me.
:'''Catra''': I know him all to well, I was just.. Ugh... never mind. Look, Satan tasked us with your interrogation. So, there’s no use resisting.
:'''Squidward''': But, Catra, I didn't threw my friends right under my way to work.
:'''Death''': Then why would you let Gumball suffer so many times?
:'''Squidward''': Because whenever he gets into trouble, I just wanted to help him and make him do the right thing. I mean, I would never do that to my friend.
:''[Catra zaps the wall at Darwin, and he ducks to dodge] ''
:'''Catra''': I don’t care what it takes. We're going to drag your stupid questions out of you.
:'''Squidward''': ''[Notices the tazer, can grabs it out of Catra]'' '''Duude!''' I wonder that this does?
:'''Catra''': What?! ''Hey!''
:''[Squidward fires Catra’s weapon at the ceiling]''
:'''Psycho Dad''': What the hell ails you?!
:'''Squidward''': I don't know, it just feels right.
:'''Catra''': ''[snatching the weapon back in a rude way]'' Give it back!
:'''Darwin''': But, I like that thing. Can I have it?
:'''Catra''': '''NO!''' And stop! We're ''interrogating'' you!
:'''Squidward''': Well, okay.... then, What do you want to know?
:'''Death''': Why were you pushing Gumball's luck?
:'''Squidward''': Because I'm Patrick and SpongeBob's best friend. And whenever he causes trouble in his sarcastic schemes, I just call him out 24/7 on every turn and... ''threw'' him right under the bus.
:'''Catra''': You threw Patrick and SpongeBob right under your way to work, just so you can stop his antics?
:'''Squidward''': Well, sometimes. But not.... recently.
----
:''[The scene changes to the hippies resting in their new place that is warmer than the soup vat]''
:''[The scene changes to the hippies resting in their new place that is warmer than the soup vat]''
:'''Moon Gills''': You know what? That old man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.
:'''Moon Gills''': You know what? That old man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.
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:'''Sunshine''': ''[giggles]'' Whoa!
:'''Sunshine''': ''[giggles]'' Whoa!
:'''Crystal Dave''': Someone just crashed our new pad.
:'''Crystal Dave''': Someone just crashed our new pad.
:''[Their new place turns out to be Squidward's bathtub where Squidward is about to take a nice, hot bath. The hippies pop out]''
:''[Their new place turns out to be Daphne's bathtub where Daphne is about to take a nice, hot bath. The hippies pop out]''
:'''Moon Gills''': Yo, bro, potato?
:'''Moon Gills''': Yo, bro, potato?
:'''Squidward''': Oh, thanks, man. ''[eats the potato and swallows it; he opens his eyes and screams]'' <big>'''HIPPIES!!!'''</big>
:'''Daphne''': Oh, thanks, man. ''[eats the potato and swallows it; he opens his eyes and screams]'' <big>'''HIPPIES!!!'''</big>


==Episode 6==
==Episode 6==
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:'''SpongeBob''': I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs
:'''SpongeBob''': I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs


:Later on:
Squidward: Go on without me! ''[SpongeBob runs, but is grabbed by Squidward]'' No, wait, don't.


==''The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom'' [11.7]==
==''The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom'' [11.7]==
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:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, don't you know the old saying? The only thing you have to fear is... yourself! ''[looks at mirror]'' Ah! Stop staring at me like that!
:'''Patrick''': SpongeBob, don't you know the old saying? The only thing you have to fear is... yourself! ''[looks at mirror]'' Ah! Stop staring at me like that!
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:'''Sandy''': ''[her soul is in one of the Dutchman's cages]'' SpongeBob! Patrick! Help me!!!
:'''Gumball and Anais''': ''[their souls are in one of the Dutchman's cages]'' SpongeBob! Patrick! Help me!!!
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[laughs]'' That almost looks like Sandy! ''[laughs]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[laughs]'' That almost looks like Those two! ''[laughs]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[his and Plankton's souls are in two of the Dutchman's cages]'' SpongeBob!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[his and Plankton's souls are in two of the Dutchman's cages]'' SpongeBob!
:'''Plankton''': Patrick!
:'''Plankton''': Patrick!
:'''Squidward''': ''[his and Gary's souls are in two other cages]'' Help us!!!
:'''Daphne''': ''[her and Gary's souls are in two other cages]'' Help us!!!
:'''Gary''': ''[forlornly]'' Meow, meow!
:'''Gary''': ''[forlornly]'' Meow, meow!
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[laughs]'' That almost looked like Mr. Krabs and Squidward and Gary and Plankton! ''[giggles]'' Funny! Oh, Patrick, this is hysterical! ''[laughs]'' Why aren't you laughing? ''[giggles until he notices Patrick's motionless body]'' Patrick? What's wrong with you?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[laughs]'' That almost looked like Mr. Krabs and Daphne and Gary and Plankton! ''[giggles]'' Funny! Oh, Patrick, this is hysterical! ''[laughs]'' Why aren't you laughing? ''[giggles until he notices Patrick's motionless body]'' Patrick? What's wrong with you?
:'''Patrick''': ''[his soul suddenly appears in one of the Dutchman's cages]'' Help me, SpongeBob! My body's butt itches!
:'''Patrick''': ''[his soul suddenly appears in one of the Dutchman's cages]'' Help me, SpongeBob! My body's butt itches!
:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick? Is this really happening? Hey, this isn't funny.
:'''SpongeBob''': Patrick? Is this really happening? Hey, this isn't funny.
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:'''Sandy''': They done busted my dome!
:'''Sandy''': They done busted my dome!
:'''Ol' Ribeye''': They wrecked me up!
:'''Ol' Ribeye''': They wrecked me up!
:'''Squidward''': They got pictures of me naked!
:'''Anais''': They broke in to my bedroom!
:'''Rocko''': They interrupted us!
:'''Daphne''': They got pictures of me naked!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': No one wants to see your moles.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': No one wants to see your moles.
:'''Crowd''': Ew!
:'''Crowd''': Ew!
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===''Stuck on the Roof'' [11.8b]===
===''Stuck on the Roof'' [11.8b]===
:''[It's night, and SpongeBob still won't come down from the roof of the Krusty Krab]''
:''[It's night, and SpongeBob still won't come down from the roof of the Krusty Krab]''
:'''SpongeBob''': I sure do miss my friends. Hey, maybe I can see them from up here. ''[looks out from the roof and sees his house, Squidward's house, and Patrick's house. Inside Squidward's house, Squidward is preparing himself dinner]'' Ooh, looks like Squidward has a date. Good for him. It can be so tough to put yourself out there. ''[He sees Squidward clink both glasses of wine and drink them both]'' Oh, no. Poor Squidward. He's all alone! ''[He gets an idea and lights up- literally]'' Ah! ''[pulls out a flashlight from one of his pores]'' Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you. ''[shines a light down at Squidward's house and makes a shadow puppet. The shadow puppet massages Squidward's head and back. The octopus enjoys the massage, his eyes closed]''
:'''SpongeBob''': I sure do miss my friends. Hey, maybe I can see them from up here. ''[looks out from the roof and sees his house, Squidward's house, and Patrick's house. Inside Squidward's house, Daphne is preparing herself dinner]'' Ooh, looks like Daphne has a date. Good for him. It can be so tough to put yourself out there. ''[He sees Daphne clink both glasses of wine and drink them both]'' Oh, no. Poor Daphne. He's all alone! ''[He gets an idea and lights up- literally]'' Ah! ''[pulls out a flashlight from one of his pores]'' Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you. ''[shines a light down at Squidward's house and makes a shadow puppet. The shadow puppet massages Daphne's head and back. The octopus enjoys the massage, his eyes closed]''
:'''Squidward''': Hm? Oh! Oh, that feels good. ''[He opens his eyes]'' Huh? ''[His mouth drops open and he sees a giant shadow stretching across his ceiling. He dives across his table, clings to the wall and screams as though he'd seen a ghost]''
:'''Daphne''': Hm? Oh! Oh, that feels good. ''[She opens her eyes]'' Huh? ''[Her mouth drops open and he sees a giant shadow stretching across her ceiling. He dives across his table, clings to the wall and screams as though she'd seen a ghost]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, maybe he's hungry.
:'''SpongeBob''': Hmm, maybe he's hungry.
:''[Squidward is standing with his hand on his head, wondering what that horrible sight he'd just seen was. SpongeBob's shadow puppet reappears, forces Squidward's mouth open and tries to feed him his dinner, but Squidward springs to the door and struggles to get it open]''
:''[Daphne is standing with her hand on her head, wondering what that horrible sight she'd just seen was. SpongeBob's shadow puppet reappears, forces Daphne's mouth open and tries to feed him her dinner, but Daphne springs to the door and struggles to get it open]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Come on, Squidward! Eat your... ''[There's a crack as SpongeBob's hand cramps up]'' Ow! Hand cramp! Hand cramp! ''[The shadow starts clumsily knocking things around and throws Squidward's dinner on top of him]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow!
:'''SpongeBob''': Come on, Daph! Eat your... ''[There's a crack as SpongeBob's hand cramps up]'' Ow! Hand cramp! Hand cramp! ''[The shadow starts clumsily knocking things around and throws Squidward's dinner on top of him]'' Ow, ow, ow, ow!
:''[His shadow puppet knocks over the table. Squidward runs to the window and struggles to open it. It won't budge so he pounds on it, yelling in distress. One of the shadow puppet fingers comes crashing down on Squidward's head by accident. The octopus' Moai house jumps about due to all of the commotion going on inside and soon its resident runs out screaming]''
:''[His shadow puppet knocks over the table. Daphne runs to the window and struggles to open it. It won't budge so he pounds on it, yelling in distress. One of the shadow puppet fingers comes crashing down on Daphne's head by accident. The octopus' Moai house jumps about due to all of the commotion going on inside and soon its resident named Daphne Blake runs out screaming]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Guess he wasn't hungry after all.
:'''SpongeBob''': Guess he wasn't hungry after all.


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:'''Mr. Krabs''': You know, after all that dancing and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel like starting a new business!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': You know, after all that dancing and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel like starting a new business!
:'''SpongeBob''': And I'm looking forward to getting in on the ground floor with you!
:'''SpongeBob''': And I'm looking forward to getting in on the ground floor with you!
:''[Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and the customers laugh. Meanwhile, underground, Squidward wakes up from his nap and looks at his watch.]''
:''[Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and the customers laugh. Meanwhile, underground, Daphne wakes up from her nap and looks at her watch.]''
:'''Squidward''': Time to go home already? ''[jumps off his bed and heads to the door, but bumps into dirt]'' Ow. ''[screams as dirt floods the entire bottom floor of the original Krusty Krab, trapping him as the episode ends]''
:'''Daphne''': Time to go home already? ''[jumps off her bed and heads to the door, but bumps into dirt]'' Ow. ''[screams as dirt floods the entire bottom floor of the original Krusty Krab, trapping her as the episode ends]''


==Episode 9==
==Episode 9==
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===''Sanitation Insanity'' [11.10a]===
===''Sanitation Insanity'' [11.10a]===
:'''Trash Inspector #1''': ''[speaking through walkie-talkie]'' Come in, base. We found the trash flingers.
:'''Trash Inspector #1''': ''[speaking through walkie-talkie]'' Come in, base. We found the trash flingers.
:''[The purple trash inspector grabs a mop and pokes Squidward.]''
:''[The purple trash inspector grabs a mop and pokes Daphne.]''
:'''Squidward''': Ow. Ugh? Ugh. Ow.
:'''Daphne''': Ow. Ugh? Ugh. Ow.
:'''Trash Inspector #2''': ''[picks up a blob of trash with a stick]'' Mm-hmm. ''[sniffs the trash and tastes it]'' Just as I thought. Trying to save money on trash bags.
:'''Trash Inspector #2''': ''[picks up a blob of trash with a stick]'' Mm-hmm. ''[sniffs the trash and tastes it]'' Just as I thought. Trying to save money on trash bags.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
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===''Bunny Hunt'' [11.10b]===
===''Bunny Hunt'' [11.10b]===
:''[The sea bunnies crawl into Squidward's house. Squidward zips the door shut as sea bunnies crawl under the wallpaper. Squidward hides under the table and dials the shellphone.]''
:''[The sea bunnies crawl into Squidward's house. Daphne zips the door shut as sea bunnies crawl under the wallpaper. Daphne hides under the table and dials the shellphone.]''
:'''Squidward''': Hello, Animal Control? Save me!
:'''Daphne''': Hello, Animal Control? Save me!
:''[The sea bunnies emerge from the wallpaper and from one of Squidward's paintings. More sea bunnies emerge from the cabinets while others emerge from the electric outlet. Squidward blubbers in panic as sea bunnies invade his house. One sea bunny emerges from his nose. His entire house is flooded with sea bunnies. Squidward escapes from the upper window of his house. He gets up and groans like an old man. He shakes the sea bunnies off him and growls in anger. He grabs a mallet from the shed and spits on his hand.]''
:''[The sea bunnies emerge from the wallpaper and from one of Squidward's paintings. More sea bunnies emerge from the cabinets while others emerge from the electric outlet. Daphne blubbers in panic as sea bunnies invade his house. One sea bunny emerges from his nose. His entire house is flooded with sea bunnies. Daphne escapes from the upper window of her house. She gets up and groans like an old man. She shakes the sea bunnies off her and growls in anger. Sh grabs a mallet from the shed and spits on his hand.]''
:'''Squidward''': '''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''' GAH! ''[hits his house with the mallet]'' That'll get them out.
:'''Daphne''': '''GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!''' GAH! ''[hits her house with the mallet]'' That'll get them out.
:''[Squidward's house cracks and breaks into two halves. The sea bunnies form into his own house from underneath the wallpaper, much to Squidward's horror.]''
:''[Squidward's house cracks and breaks into two halves. The sea bunnies form into his own house from underneath the wallpaper, much to Daph's horror.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Sorry about your house, Squidward.
:'''SpongeBob''': Sorry about your house, Daph.
:'''Patrick''': Yeah. We just heard.
:'''Patrick''': Yeah. We just heard.
:''[Squidward is overwhelmed with what he did and whacked himself on the head with the mallet. His head opens and his brain flies out. Squidward goes mentally insane and grows bunny ears, whiskers, a pair of buckteeth, and a fluffy tail. He then begins to hop like a sea bunny.]''
:''[Daphne is overwhelmed with what she did and whacked himself on the head with the mallet. Her head opens and her brain flies out. Daphne goes mentally insane and grows bunny ears, whiskers, a pair of buckteeth, and a fluffy tail. She then begins to hop like a sea bunny.]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[maniacal laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! ''[crazy laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! I'm a bunny now!
:'''Daphne''': ''[maniacal laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! ''[crazy laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! I'm a bunny now!
:'''Animal Control Officer''': Okay, Mr. Tentacles, easy does it. ''[puts a straitjacket on Squidward]''
:'''Animal Control Officer''': Okay, Mrs. Blake, easy does it. ''[puts a straitjacket on Daphne]''
:''[Squidward kicks the animal control officer in the face and runs away. The animal control officer gets up and goes after the mentally-crazed Squidward with the net.]''
:''[Daphne kicks the animal control officer in the face and runs away. The animal control officer gets up and goes after the mentally-crazed Daphne with the net.]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[maniacal laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! ''[crazy laugh]'' I'm a bunny now!
:'''Daphne''': ''[maniacal laugh]'' I'm a bunny now! ''[crazy laugh]'' I'm a bunny now!
:''[As the animal control officer chase after the crazy squid into the sunset, one sea bunny makes a face to look like Squidward. He mumbles like Squidward and plays "Shave and a Haircut" on the clarinet before closing the sea bunny window, ending the episode.]''
:''[As the animal control officer chase after the crazy squid into the sunset, one sea bunny makes a face to look like Squidward. He mumbles like Squidward and plays "Shave and a Haircut" on the clarinet before closing the sea bunny window, ending the episode.]''


==Episode 11==
==Episode 11==
===''Squid Noir'' [11.11a]===
===''Daph Noir'' [11.11a]===
:'''Squidward''': SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?
:'''Daphne''': SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?
:'''SpongeBob''': Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled. Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?
:'''SpongeBob''': Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled. Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?
:'''Squidward''': I know you stole my clarinet! ''[slapping SpongeBob]'' Tell me... where... it... is!?
:'''Daphne''': I know you stole my clarinet! ''[slapping SpongeBob]'' Tell me... where... it... is!?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[slapping himself]'' I... don't... know! ''[giggles]'' It couldn't have been me, Squidward. I have an alibi. I was at Grandma's house all day and I have the kissy marks to prove it. ''[points to the kissy marks on his head]'' See? There's room for one more.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[slapping himself]'' I... don't... know! ''[giggles]'' It couldn't have been me, Daph. I have an alibi. I was at Grandma's house all day and I have the kissy marks to prove it. ''[points to the kissy marks on his head]'' See? There's room for one more.
:''[Squidward is grossed out and he pushes SpongeBob away]''
:''[Daph is grossed out and he pushes SpongeBob away]''
:'''Squidward''' ''[narrating]'': His alibi was solid. Only a family member could stomach putting their lips on this fool.
:'''Daphne''' ''[narrating]'': His alibi was solid. Only a family member could stomach putting their lips on this fool.
:'''SpongeBob''': You know, we have lots of friends. Maybe they could help us find your clarinet.
:'''SpongeBob''': You know, we have lots of friends. Maybe they could help us find your clarinet.
:'''Squidward''': I don't have friends. I have suspects.
:'''Daphne''': I don't have friends. I have suspects.
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet? [gets pushes down by Squidward] So... can I help you solve your case? Please, please, please?
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, Squidward, don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet? [gets pushes down by Daphne] So... can I help you solve your case? Please, please, please?
:'''Squidward''': Try not to get in the way.
:'''Daphne''': Try not to get in the way.
:'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! It's a play-date! I mean... ''[changes into his detective clothes]'' All right, I'll partner up with you this time. ''[flips a coin and it disappears]'' Huh?
:'''SpongeBob''': Yeah! It's a play-date! I mean... ''[changes into his detective clothes]'' All right, I'll partner up with you this time. ''[flips a coin and it disappears]'' Huh?


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==Episode 12==
==Episode 12==
===''Cuddle E. Hugs'' [11.12a]===
===''Cuddle E. Hugs'' [11.12a]===
:''[Squidward lethargically enters the Krusty Krab]''
:''[Daphne lethargically enters the Krusty Krab]''
:'''Squidward''': Sorry I'm late, I...
:'''Daphne''': Sorry I'm late, I...
:''[He sees the Krusty Krab in chaos, with people either lying in a pile or running around and screaming]''
:''[She sees the Krusty Krab in chaos, with people either lying in a pile or running around and screaming]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[unnerved]'' Um... back to bed.
:'''Daphne''': ''[unnerved]'' Um... back to bed.


===''Pat the Horse'' [11.12b]===
===''Pat the Horse'' [11.12b]===
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==Episode 13==
==Episode 13==
===''Chatterbox Gary'' [11.13a]===
===''Chatterbox Gary'' [11.13a]===
:'''Squidward''': Why would you wanna talk to him?
:'''Daphne''': Why would you wanna talk to him?
:'''SpongeBob''': Who wouldn't want to talk to their pet?
:'''SpongeBob''': Who wouldn't want to talk to their pet?
:'''Squidward''': I was talking to Gary.
:'''Daphne''': I was talking to Gary.


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:''[Squidward has replaced SpongeBob's pet translator with a walkie talkie, and speaks into the receiver]''
:''[Daph has replaced SpongeBob's pet translator with a walkie talkie, and speaks into the receiver]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[in his normal voice]'' Oh, PapaBob... ''[He realizes his mistake and clears his throat]'' No, no. ''[He clears his throat and speaks in a deep, Grumbles Grizzly-type voice]'' ''Oh, PapaBob...''
:'''Daph''': ''[in her normal voice]'' Oh, PapaBob... ''[She realizes her mistake and clears her throat]'' No, no. ''[She clears her throat and speaks in a deep, Grumbles Grizzly-type voice]'' ''Oh, PapaBob...''


===''Don't Feed the Clowns'' [11.13b]===
===''Don't Feed the Clowns'' [11.13b]===
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==Episode 14==
==Episode 14==
===''Drive Happy'' [11.14a]===
===''Drive Happy'' [11.14a]===
:'''Squidward''': ''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''
:'''Daphne''': ''[looking through the window at a clarinet store]'' Hmm? Huh? ''[sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Squidward! ''[blows a clarinet in Squidward's face]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Hi, Daphne Blake! ''[blows a clarinet in Daphne's face]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls his nose to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts his brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! ''[drools]''
:'''Daphne''': ''[bewildered]'' Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. ''[pulls her scarf to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts her brain back in, making him dumb]'' Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! ''[drools]''


===''Old Man Patrick'' [11.14b]===
===''Old Man Patrick'' [11.14b]===
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==Episode 15==
==Episode 15==
===''Fun-Sized Friends'' [11.15a]===
===''Fun-Sized Friends'' [11.15a]===
:'''Squidward''': What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here?!
:'''Daphne''': What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here?!
:'''SpongeBob''': Just treasuring our time together, Squidward.
:'''SpongeBob''': Just treasuring our time together, Daph.
:'''Squidward''': Well, that time is over! Say good night, go to your separate houses, and be quiet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick whimper and cry]''
:'''Daphne''': Well, that time is over! Say good night, go to your separate houses, and be quiet! ''[SpongeBob and Patrick whimper and cry]''
:'''Patrick''': ''[cries]'' I can't do it! I can't be away from my best friend!
:'''Patrick''': ''[cries]'' I can't do it! I can't be away from my best friend!
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cries]'' No, it hurts too much! ''[he and Patrick continue to cry.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cries]'' No, it hurts too much! ''[he and Patrick continue to cry.]''
:'''Squidward''': Oh, will you two cut it out? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying]''
:'''Daphne''': Oh, will you two cut it out? ''[SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Cut it out... Squidward, that's a great idea!
:'''SpongeBob''': Cut it out... Daph, that's a great idea!
:'''Squidward and Patrick''': It is?
:'''Daphne and Patrick''': It is?
:''[SpongeBob takes out a pair of scissors, cuts off part of his head and forms it into a tiny version of himself.]''
:''[SpongeBob takes out a pair of scissors, cuts off part of his head and forms it into a tiny version of himself.]''
:'''Patrick''': Wow! My turn!
:'''Patrick''': Wow! My turn!
:''[Patrick rips his head off and also forms it into a tiny version of himself. SpongeBob and Patrick hug each as the tiny versions of themselves hug and dance around.]''
:''[Patrick rips his head off and also forms it into a tiny version of himself. SpongeBob and Patrick hug each as the tiny versions of themselves hug and dance around.]''
:'''Squidward''': I think I'm gonna be sick! ''[gets sick and runs back into his house]''
:'''Daphne''': I think I'm gonna be sick! ''[gets sick and runs back into his house]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[gives Mini SpongeBob to Patrick]'' Here you go, Patrick. Now we never have to be apart, ''[Patrick gives SpongeBob Mini Patrick]'' even when we're not together.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[gives Mini SpongeBob to Patrick]'' Here you go, Patrick. Now we never have to be apart, ''[Patrick gives SpongeBob Mini Patrick]'' even when we're not together.
:'''Patrick''': This is great. See you forever, SpongeBob.
:'''Patrick''': This is great. See you forever, SpongeBob.
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==Episode 17==
==Episode 17==
===''Bottle Burglars'' [11.17a]===
===''Bottle Burglars'' [11.17a]===
:''[SpongeBob and Squidward sneak behind the Chum Bucket. Squidward goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him]''
:''[SpongeBob and Catra sneak behind the Chum Bucket. Catra goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him]''
:'''Squidward''': Nyah! Whaa?
:'''Catra''': Nyah! Whaa?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[appears in a cat costume]'' Sorry. ''[laughs]'' Stepped on my (cat) tail.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[appears in a cat costume]'' Sorry. ''[laughs]'' Stepped on my (cat) tail.
:'''Squidward''': What are you wearing?
:'''Catra''': What are you wearing?
:'''SpongeBob''': I'm a cat burglar! ''[purrs and meows around Squidward and stops]'' Okay, I'll change. ''[rips off his cat costume]''
:'''SpongeBob''': I'm a cat burglar! ''[purrs and meows around Catra and stops]'' Okay, I'll change. ''[rips off his cat costume]''


===''High Sea Diving'' [11.17b]===
===''High Sea Diving'' [11.17b]===
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:'''Fred''': ♪ Yeah! ♪
:'''Fred''': ♪ Yeah! ♪


===''Ink Lemonade'' [11.18b]===
===''Blood Lemonade'' [11.18b]===
:'''Squidward''': Hello?
:''[The door slams itself shut, leaving Squidward locked outside. Squidward tries to open it to go back in, but it wouldn't budge. The lights turn on. Squidward turns around and finds himself in a haunted themed area made by Patrick himself.]''
:'''Squidward''': ''[whimpering]'' I've lost it. I can't tell what's real anymore! ''[Patrick scares Squidward with a toy worm and a toy snail under his feet. The toy snail makes Squidward flip over and fall on the ground.]''
:'''Patrick''': Boo! I'm a haunted... ''[swings over Squidward with a tablecloth over his body]'' tablecloth! ''[Squidward screams a sprays more ink out from his nose. The ink fills several cups, pitchers, bowls, and pails laid out by Patrick. Patrick swings himself into a wall and laughs. Squidward runs up the stairs while spraying ink in more cups and bowls laid out by Patrick. He runs into a spooky baby's room with creepy music playing in the background.]''
:'''Squidward''': Not creepy nursery rhyme music! ''[Squidward hears a creaking sound in the crib behind him. He looks in the crib and sees Patrick wearing a creepy baby costume while having a nose similar to Squidward's.]''
:'''Patrick''': Dada! ''[Squidward screams and sprays more ink out from his nose into the crib. Squidward runs out through the window. Patrick puts the sucker back on the baby bottle filled with ink]'' Thank you, Daddy!
:''[Squidward falls to the ground and sees a spooky but crudely version of the Krusty Krab in front of him.]''
:'''Squidward''': The Krusty Krab? How did I wind up here? I don't think I want to go in. ''[a newspaper falls on him; he gasps as he reads it]'' This newspaper is dated 60 years into the future. ''[The conveyor belt underneath him moves and it takes him inside. Squidward covers his eyes]'' I can't look! I'm afraid to see. Please, no.
:''[Squidward looks up and sees a puppet version of his old futuristic self in his workstation.]''
:'''Puppet Squidward''': May I help you, young man?
:''[Squidward's nose becomes a faucet and he screams the ink out of himself. Patrick, who is operating the old Squidward puppet, watches down happily. Squidward has had enough of the haunted area and goes to run away. He runs out of the haunted area and bumps into Don the Whale at the lemonade stand.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Squidward, if you want to buy some black lemonade, you'll have to get in the back of the line.

==Episode 19==
==Episode 19==

===''Mustard O'Mine'' [11.19a]===
===''Mustard O'Mine'' [11.19a]===
:'''Patrick Star''': Hey, Squidward. You really should watch the closing doors.
:''[Squidward hisses at Patrick]''.

===''Shopping List'' [11.19b]===
===''Shopping List'' [11.19b]===
:''[Mr. Krabs is bathing in a tub of money in the restaurant. SpongeBob and Sandy enter the restaurant and sulk over to Mr. Krabs.]''
:''[Mr. Krabs is bathing in a tub of money in the restaurant. SpongeBob and Sandy enter the restaurant and sulk over to Mr. Krabs.]''
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===''Whale Watching'' [11.20a]===
===''Whale Watching'' [11.20a]===
:'''Squidward''': Pearl! Are you all right?
:'''Rocko''': Pearl! Are you all right?
:'''Pearl''': Oh, Squidward! I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you!
:'''Pearl''': Oh, Rocko! I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you!
:'''Squidward''': It's okay! Let's just get you out of here!
:'''Rocko''': It's okay! Let's just get you out of here!
:''[He tries to pull her back underwater, but only manages to pull her boots off, and is sent flying backwards. He pulls on her legs again, and this time only ends up tearing his own arms off]''
:''[He tries to pull her back underwater, but only manages to pull her boots off, and is sent flying backwards. He pulls on her legs again, and this time only ends up tearing his own arms off]''
:'''Squidward''': Okay! Okay, just hold on a second!
:'''Squidward''': Okay! Okay, just hold on a second!
:''[He darts off]''
:''[He darts off]''
:'''Pearl''': Hold on? What are you-?
:'''Filburt''': Hold on? What are you-?
:''[His arms having grown back like nothing happened, Squidward plugs his bicycle pump into Pearl's blowhole and pumps as fast as he can. Pearl inflates like a balloon and starts to float in the air. Squidward yanks the pump away from her blowhole. Pearl deflates quickly, is sent careening through the sky, and when she is back to her normal size, plunges back into the water and lands safely on the back of Squidward's bike.]''
:''[His arms having grown back like nothing happened, Rocko plugs his bicycle pump into Pearl's blowhole and pumps as fast as he can. Pearl inflates like a balloon and starts to float in the air. Rocko yanks the pump away from her blowhole. Pearl deflates quickly, is sent careening through the sky, and when she is back to her normal size, plunges back into the water and lands safely on the back of Squidward's bike.]''


===''Krusty Kleaners'' [11.20b]===
===''Krusty Kleaners'' [11.20b]===
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===''[[Pinocchio (1940 film)|Patnocchio]]'' [11.21a]===
===''[[Pinocchio (1940 film)|Patnocchio]]'' [11.21a]===
:''[The episode begins with a storybook entitled "Patnocchio." The book opens and the screens zooms into the picture of Karen in a beautiful fairy outfit holding her wand. She is seen standing outside of Bikini Bottom at night.]''
:'''Karen''': ''[to the viewers]'' Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom. I am Karen the Computer Fairy. ''[waves her wand and a scallop flies on her hand; she sings really loud, which causes the scallop to shatter into bits, acting like glass.]'' And I have a magic tale to tell. ''[waves her wand and a picture of Patrick appears on her screen]'' Once upon a time, there was a dim-witted sea star ''[Patrick appears in a puppet outfit and looks a lot like the character, Pinocchio]'' who was about to stuff his fat face. ''[waves her wand with the word "Magics" fly by; her screen shows the Krusty Krab]''


===''ChefBob'' [11.21b]===
===''ChefBob'' [11.21b]===
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===''Appointment TV'' [11.25a]===
===''Appointment TV'' [11.25a]===
:''[An exhausted SpongeBob walks up to the front door of his house.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[sighs and looks at his watch]'' Well, I may have missed the live broadcast, but at least I got it all on tape. Here I come, "Mermaid Man!" ''[tries to open the door but it's locked]'' Oh. ''[tries to pull it open but to no avail; he checks his pockets]'' Where'd I put my keys? ''[peaks through the window]'' Did I leave them on the table again? ''[sees his VCR going haywire and it spits out the tape's film]'' No, my tape! ''[the ice block explodes and soda flies everywhere]'' My soda! ''[the popcorn machine explodes]'' My popcorn! ''[sees everything a complete mess]'' My "Mermaid Man!" ''[the house bursts into flames and he screams]''
:''[Gary gets shot out of the house on a flying soda bottle. SpongeBob goes to catch Gary, but he lands on his face.]''
:'''Gary''': Meow. ''[slithers off of SpongeBob]''
:''[SpongeBob, completely shocked at what happened, starts feeling really sad and begins to cry. His crying is so loud that it is heard all across Bikini Bottom, which results in waking up the townsfolk. Moments later, Squidward, Patrick, Sandy, Larry, Mr. Krabs, Plankton and Mrs. Puff arrive to see what was the matter.]''
:'''Sandy''': Hey there, SpongeBob. Why all the waterworks?
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[sniffles and wipes his tears with his nose like a windshield wiper]'' I was so busy helping everyone that I missed "Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy" and my VCR didn't record it and now I'll never see it and my life has no meaning!
:''[SpongeBob sulks away from his friends and goes back into his burning house crying hysterically, now that his chances of seeing the long-lost episode of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy has been shattered. All of SpongeBob's friends including Squidward look on at him with sad faces and realized what they had done: they took his kindness for granted and inexplicably ruined his chances of seeing the episode he's been looking forward to watching.]''


:'''Stan''': ''[voice over a scene of all the kids walking down Main Street at the amusement park]'' So today we went to Daisyland with all our possible friends. ''[cut to Stan seated on a green sofa under a spotlight]'' It was a really fun time. We rode all the rides and everyone got along great.
:'''Cartman''': ''[on a blue sofa]'' I think the person that stood out most at the amusement park was Kirby. ''[cut to Kirby entertaining Stan, Cartman, Kyle, SpongeBob, Mordecai, Rigby, Pac-Man, Mr. Krabs, And everyone]''
:'''Kirby''': ''[cut to Kirby on a dark green sofa]'' Well, the reason I think I would be a perfect friend to Gumball, is that I love eating things, sucking peoples abilites, and..... You know? Float.
: '''Kyle''': ''[seated on a cyan sofa]'' Julie Hinikawa. Now there's an interesting choice. Julie has a lot of qualities that Gumball has looked forward as a best friend, because she's malicious and both kind-hearted and friendly, for the ''most'' part.
:'''Julie''': If I was picked as SpongeBob's best friend, what would SpongeBob be like, SpongeBob SquarePants without Squidward... OH WAIT! SpongeBob SquarePants and Julie! ''[a shot of Julie trying out her new spiked wristbands from the store]'' You have the best spiked wristbands! ''[Does a karate chop motion with her wristbands at the process, imitating like she's chopping some bricks with her hand]'' Ha! Hiya!
:'''Yumi''': ''[delightful]'' Ohhh, go on.
:'''Pikachu''': ''[a shot of the kids on the mine track ride, Pikachu in front with Mordecai and Rigby. Cut to the electric mouse Pokémon seated on a red sofa]'' I think I deserve to take Darwin's place the most, because, Finn has Jake, Mordecai has Rigby, Mario has Luigi, Sonic has Tails, Mac has Bloo, and.... you get the idea...
: '''Rigby''': ...Yeah, I've only seen him since I've watch Soul Eater at the time.
:'''Mordecai''': Good point, dude. It would be best If he joined with Gumball. ''[Rigby takes a sip of ZOOP soda]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[a shot of Kyle, Cartman, SpongeBob, and Fygar & Pooka in a spinning teacup]'' To be honest, Fygar and Pooka are a tough choice because, ''[cut to SpongeBob talking]'' even though I can see how long Gumball can last with the two enemies from Dig Dug tagging along with him, Fygar is impulsive and has trouble with his fire breath, and Pooka doesn't even have any hands.
:'''Fygar''': Man, I really hope we win, because we can't handle this torment of our arcade game anymore!
:'''Pooka''': Yeah, nether do we!
:'''Pac-Man''': We decided to get some one-on-one time with my long lost brother, Pacster and ride the Stomach Destroyer rollercoaster. ''[cut to the Stomach Destroyer]'' The great thing was that, because Pacster has his Pac-Man Party design, we got to go to the front of the line.
: ''[the boys are escorted to the first car, cut back to Cartman]''
:'''Cartman''': That was definitely big points for Pacster, you know, but, but then we got to the ride itself, and...
:'''Pacster''': ''[back at the ride. Stan, Cartman, Kyle, SpongeBob, Mac, Bloo, Pac-Man, get on the ride]'' Hey, can I get a little help here? I can't reach.
:'''Pac-Man''': Sure thing, bro.
:'''SpongeBob''': Truce?
:'''Cartman''': Truce. ''[turns to his note pad, and writes down some numbers as Pac-Man finally helped Pacster get onto the ride]''
: '''Kyle''': ''[on the sofa]'' But right now I'd say if we're gonna have a long lost... I mean echo friend of Pac-Man, I, I have to pick Bloo. Because he is insensitive, self-centered, but has a good heart underneath it all and can show some kindness at times.
:'''Bloo''': ''[cuts back to the rollercoaster, as everyone began to scream as the ride goes all the way down while they're having fun, much to Bloo, Mordecai and Rigby's excitement]'' '''WOO-HOO! ''THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!'''''
:'''Mordecai''' and '''Rigby''': '''''OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!'''''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[voice over a scene of everybody walking down Main Street at Elmore]'' One thing for sure. But the biggest problem of all is; picking a new best friend for Gumball isn't going to be easy....
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:'''SpongeBob''': So.... How is everybody doing?
:'''Pac-Man''': Doing good so far.
:'''Rocko''': Exactly.
:'''Filburt''': Yeah.
:'''Gumball''': Alright, alright.
:'''Mordecai''': Nothing yet.
:'''Rigby''': Me too.
:'''SpongeBob''': Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if any of you guys have had that big pack of candy yet, but that's...that is some tasty stuff. That's from the dollar store that Dad was- ''[SpongeBob suddenly vomits]''
:'''Kyle''': Woah, dude! Did you have pop rocks and cookies for break- ''[Kyle vomits too]''
:'''Cartman''': Ooh, two down, I know someone who won't be having any- ''[Cartman vomits as karma strikes him in the butt]''
: '''Mordecai''': I'm starting to feel funny, dude.
:'''Rigby''': Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna- ''[Mordecai & Rigby vomits]''
: '''Rocko''': I'm confused. What does a big pack of candy look- ''[Before Kirby can finish his sentence, he vomits violently]''
:'''Pac-Man''': I can handle this, I've NEVER back'd out on a challenge a long time a- ''[Pac-Man vomits, and the Ghosts eyeballs come out of his mouth right at Filburt, causing her to vomit as well]''
:'''Stan''': Oh, boy! That means I win! I get to eat- ''[Unfortunately for his misfortune, Stan vomits]''
:''[This leads on to a crazy vomit spree]''
:'''Pac-Man''': ''[vomits]'' Oh...Oh, God, why didn't anybody tell m- ''[vomits a second time]''
:'''Kenny''': ''[Stomach growling]'' Oh, my God.... My insides are on fir- ''[violently vomits to death, and collapse on the ground]''
:'''Cartman''': Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
:'''Kyle''': ''You ba''- ''[Cartman, Kyle and Stan vomits again]''
:'''Rocko''': No, please...no more...no more, no- ''[vomits again]''
:'''Filburt''': Rocko, I'm scared! ''[Filburt vomits]''
:'''Rigby''': What are we going to do?!
:'''Mordecai''': ''[leaned on his chair]'' Rigby... Get the phone! Call nine-one-on- ''[Mordecai vomits]''
:'''Kirby''': ''[he stands and backs up]'' Keeby! Keeby, Keeby, get in here- ''[Kirby vomits again, sending him to the floor]''
: '''Rocko''': ''[he stops vomiting for a second]'' Okay..... I think it's all gone.
:'''Pac-Man''': Yeah.... I think it's- ''[Pac-Man vomits again, to Rocko's horror]''
:'''SpongeBob''': How long? How long have I been- ''[SpongeBob vomits again]''
:'''Cartman''': Holy f**k! I don't wanna, I don't wanna- ''[vomits again]''
:'''Rigby''': Mordecai, I need you to hold my ears... ''[Mordecai does as instructed, but Rigby vomits again]''
: ''[This infamous action causes Mordecai to vomit on Rigby, who on turn vomits himself. Everyone falls to the floor and the vomiting subsides for a bit, Rocko, Filburt, Pac-Man, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, SpongeBob, Mordecai & Rigby and Kirby groans in pain as the stage is covered in vomit. Richard suddenly comes into the room holding a bag of candy]''
:'''Harold SquarePants''': Who wants some candy?
:''[Everyone, excluding Gumball and Anais, vomit in response]''
:'''Gumball''': We..... we do...
:'''Anais''': Yeah....
:''[Pac-Man coughs heavily]''
===''Karen's Virus'' [11.25b]===
===''Karen's Virus'' [11.25b]===
:'''Plankton''': Oh, no. Your nodes are swollen. That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.
:'''Plankton''': Oh, no. Your nodes are swollen. That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.
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==Episode 27==
==Episode 27==
===''Bubbletown'' [11.27a]===
===''Bubbletown'' [11.27a]===
:''[Mr. Krabs comes out from his office and is shocked to see a long line of starving animals. Squidward is slumped over the cash register, sound asleep and snoring softly. Mr. Krabs yells in his face]''
:''[Mr. Krabs comes out from his office and is shocked to see a long line of starving animals. Daphne is slumped over the cash register, sound asleep and snoring softly. Mr. Krabs yells in his face]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''Mr. Squidward!''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''Daphne!''
:'''Daphne''': Huh? Huh? What? Who?
:''[Squidward's face is blown straight into his hat. The octopus takes his hat out and his face straightens out]''
:'''Squidward''': Huh? Huh? What? Who?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': What's going on here? How long have these folk beasts been waiting to give me their money?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': What's going on here? How long have these folk beasts been waiting to give me their money?
:''[Old Man Jenkins, who is standing at the front of the line, keels over and dies. His angel begins to float away, but he grabs the angel and pulls him back into his body. He sits up and gives a thumbs up]''
:''[Old Man Jenkins, who is standing at the front of the line, keels over and dies. His angel begins to float away, but he grabs the angel and pulls him back into his body. He sits up and gives a thumbs up]''
:'''Old Man Jenkins''': I'm okay.
:'''Old Man Jenkins''': I'm okay.
:'''Daphne''': ''[starts to feel like she's a sober like Towelie]'' <big><big>'''''<span style="color:black;>AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! IM A FUCKING SOBER, I GUNNA CUM NOW, I WILL GET REALLY FUCKED UP LIKE A FUCKING QUEEF!!'''''</span></big></big>

:'''Tweek''': Hey, Slow Down!
:'''Daphne''': <big><big>'''''<span style="color:red;>NO WAY IM GUNNA FUCKIN SLOW DOWN, I FUCKING HATE YOU KENNY, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS WHOREY SHIT?!?!?!'''''</span></big></big> [screams and beats Kenny way to hard, killing him to death]
:'''Sandy''': OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE KILLED KENNY!
:'''Maka''': YOU IDIOT!
===''Girls' Night Out'' [11.27b]===
===''Girls' Night Out'' [11.27b]===
:''[In SpongeBob's pineapple, Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen are outside the door]''
:'''Mrs. Puff''': I'm not so sure about pranking SpongeBob. He can't help he's insufferable.
:'''Mrs. Puff''': I'm not so sure about pranking SpongeBob. He can't help he's insufferable.
:'''Sandy''': Nobody likes a good prank more than SpongeBob.
:'''Sandy''': Nobody likes a good prank more than SpongeBob.
:'''Mrs. Puff''': Mm. Okay.
:'''Mrs. Puff''': Mm. Okay.
:'''Cartman''': ''[Stops Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen]'' Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen you need to stop being such a chickenshit douchebag and stand up to SpongeBob!
:'''Karen''': You just want us to get back at SpongeBob so bad, do you?
:'''Renji''': You need to ''slap'' him in the face and say, '''"I've had enough of your shit, you fucking ''bitch!''"'''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[Finally fed up with Cartman's peer pressure demends which pushes him into a mental breakdown, he angrily smacks him]'' '''Enough!''' The Tina thing was kind of helpful, but this has gone too far. ''[Air goes up his esophagus]'' Wait a minute, SpongeBob, I've- ''[SpongeBob pats Mr. Krabs on the back and he burps]'' Thanks. Now seriously, I need you and Kyle to stop meddling with our life!
:'''Kyle''': Meddling, ''Schmeddling!'' What I've understand is that your Mom and your sister TOTALLY screwed you and Darwin over! ''They're '''EVIL!''''' I WISH YOU (Kyle) DIDN'T '''HAVE''' ANY PARENTS!
:'''Velma''': You are ''so'' mean-spirited and impulsive! Would it really hurt you and Cartman If his parents doesn't exist to feed SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, raise SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, or even take care of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs once in a while?
:'''Daphne''': [angrily] I've got a better idea! [Pushes Velma away and goes to Karen] Why don't I ask your buddy some advice whose JOB it is to stand up to someones Mom! You know why? Because when I need a job [pokes Karen's torso] done, I get someone with a job [pokes Karen's torso again] to do [pokes Karen's torso for the third time] that JOB! [pokes Karen's torso for the fourth time]
:'''Karen''': [Pushes Daphne's hand away from his torso] what are you saying?
:''[Daphne Starts to drop the F word Bomb While Beaming]''
:'''Patrick''': TAKE COVER!!!
:'''Daphne''': <big><big>'''''<span style="color:red;>FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK YYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!'''''</span></big></big>
:'''SpongeBob''': Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': [Dumb-founded] What?!
:'''SpongeBob''': Houka Inimuta's been living in my house driving me crazy! '''''AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CALL YOUR MOM A BITCH ALL BECAUSE YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR STUPID DIME!?'''''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': [Surrenders] Guys, we have no other choice: We're gonna have to let Daphne and Velma go so they can apologize to their Dad and put an end to it. Environmental activists under peer pressure and cycle of abuse doesn't use logic of reason anymore.
:'''Nonon''': [Notices, then stops the feud arguement] Hey! What's going on over there? [sees a group of kids gathered in front of Killik, who stands on a soapbox]
:'''Killik''': The American government thinks it has the right to police the world. Your government is going to kill two Canadian citizens, an action condemned by the UN. Home of the free, indeed!
:'''Clyde''': ...Let's play tetherball.
:'''Craig, Tweek, SpongeBob, Karen, Daphne, Sandy, Kyle, Cartman, Ryuko, Nonon, Haruko, Maka, Kim, Ichigo, Renji, Iduru, and Velma''': Yeah!
:'''Wendy''': This is about freedom of speech! About censorship! Can't you guys be more political like Killik?
:'''Stan''': [thinking] ♪ ♫There's the girl that I like. Now it appears that she likes another guy. It must be because he's political and stuff; I bet I could be political, too.♪ ♫ [smiles. Wendy walks up to him]
:'''Wendy''': What do you think, Stan? [he barfs on the grass] Ewwww! You okay now?
:'''Stan''': Yes, i'm okay...
:'''Cartman''': You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
:'''Kyle''': YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING!
:'''Cartman''': Kyle's mom is the reason she started this cruel punishment on two of our friends and made them become poor like Kenny. And it's all because she's a big, fat, stupid--!
:'''Stan''': For goodness sake, Cartman! If you say it right infront of Gumball's Mrs. Mom, this can only go BAD! [Kyle freezes, and looks around to see what the others see, and then smiles mischievously]
:'''Kyle''': Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
:'''Cartman''': Weeeeeeeeeellll...
:'''Sandy''': That's enough! Okay?! That's enough!
:'''Cartman''': Weeeeeeeeeellll...
:'''Sandy''': [in gritted teeth] JUST. LET. US. GO! OKAY?!!!
:'''Cartman''': Okay, okay. [walks away]
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Daph, are you okay?
:'''Daphne''': Yeah, Mr. Krabs. I'm getting very sick of hearing him calling Kyle's mom a— [Cartman rushes back and begins to sing]
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫Weeeeeeeeeellll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.♪ ♫
:'''Daphne''': SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN!
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!♪ ♫
:'''Wendy''': That's not what i meant, Cartman. THAT IS A BAD SONG!
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whooo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch!♪ ♫ (Bitch!)
:'''Cartman''': Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this:
:''[Cartman fancies leading a Chinese choir]''
'''Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi,''' ''[then a French one]'' '''Elle est la plus grande garce dans le vaste monde,''' ''[then a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl),]'' '''Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was,''' ''[then an African one (in black-face)]'' '''She's a bitch kwa wavulana na wasichana wote,''' ''[then a Italian one]'' '''Lei è la stronza numero uno al mondo.''' ''[then a Japanese one]'' '''Kanojo wa hiroi sekai de ichiban no meinudesu.''' ''[then a German one]'' '''Sie ist die Hündin Nummer eins in der weiten Welt.''' ''[then a Portuguese one]'' '''Ela é a maior vadia do mundo inteiro,''
:''[When he sings in English again, the four choirs are behind him in the Netherlands]''
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!♪ ♫
:'''Daphne, Sandy, Maka, Kim, Ryuko, Nonon, Velma, and Wendy''': [Bursts in] <big><big>'''''<span style="color:red;>WHAT DID YOU SAY TO SHEILA THIS TIME?!?!'''''</span></big></big>
:'''All''': Woah! [They freeze as Everyone walks up behind Cartman.]
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch!♪ ♫
:'''Stan''': Uh...Cartman?
:'''Cartman''': ♪ ♫Kyle's mom's a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch! [showstopper] I really mean it. Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch! Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah, Chaaaa!♪ ♫ [He ends on his knees with a wide, open smile and outstretched arms. He opens his eyes and sees the horrified looks on the kids' faces] What?
:'''Daphne''': <big><big>'''''<span style="color:red;>I FUCKING HATE YOU KENNY MCCORMICK!!!'''''</span></big></big> [Kills Kenny McCormick with a Big Chainsaw]
:'''Ira and Uzu''': GAH! MY GOODNESS, YOU COMPLETELY KILLED KENNY!
:'''Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob''': IDIOT!


==Episode 28==
==Episode 28==
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:''[Patrick pulls the loose string on SpongeBob and unravels him into a string. Then he uses the string to floss his teeth like dental floss. SpongeBob giggles in the background, ending the episode.]''
:''[Patrick pulls the loose string on SpongeBob and unravels him into a string. Then he uses the string to floss his teeth like dental floss. SpongeBob giggles in the background, ending the episode.]''


==Episode 29==
===''FarmerBob'' [11.29a]===
:'''Aliens''': Thank you kindly for inviting us, old timer. Well, we're off to destroy the universe. Yee-haw!
:'''Old Man Jenkins''': Y'all come back and invade any time.
:'''SpongeBob''': Annihilate safely.

===''Gary & Spot'' [11.29b]===
:'''Sandy''': Whoo-whee! Looks like Gary is cooking up some fun.
:''[Gary pushes the plateful of food on the window and rings the bell. The food falls onto Spot and Gary jumps out. Gary and Spot then go to eat their meal.]''
:'''Sandy''': It may not be pretty, but to a critter, chow is chow.
:''[Gary and Spot both eat all of the food until there's nothing left. Then they go to play around, leaving the Krusty Krab a big mess. At the very same moment, Marvin drives by, looking for Gary.]''
:'''Marvin''': Come out, come out. ''[gasps as he hears Gary in the Krusty Krab]'' Oh, there you are. ''[bursts through the front door and Gary and Spot stop playing; he slips on the floor, but gets up]'' Ha ha! I've got you this time. ''[slips on the Krabby Patty and falls on his face]''
:''[Gary and Spot quickly run off to escape the animal control officer. Just then, Mr. Krabs comes in and is not very happy.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Ahem.
:'''Marvin''': ''[holds up his license, but is covered in tomato goo]'' Animal control, citizen. I'm hunting an errant snail.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': I don't give a sea fig about snails! You tripped me silent alarm! ''[points to an alarm bell with a mime face on it while making a faint tapping noise]'' Just look at this mess! ''[attacks Marvin with his claws]'' Take that, you varmint! ''[continues attacking Marvin]'' Take that!
:'''Marvin''': Ow! Ow! Ow!
:''[Gary and Spot escape the Krusty Krab while Mr. Krabs continues to attack Marvin.]''

==Episode 30==
===''The Nitwitting'' [11.30a]===
:'''Patrick''': Okay, thanks, buddy. I'm going to my club meeting now.
:'''SpongeBob''': What's your club, hmm?
:'''Patrick''': Uh, it's the Empty Head Society. It's a place where guys like me can give their ''[reading off a card]'' "powerful intellects" a much-needed rest.

===''The Ballad of Filthy Muck'' [11.30b]===
:'''Old Man Jenkins''': Boo! I can't smell, but you two stink!

==Episode 31==
===''The Krusty Slammer'' [11.31a]===
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Vandalism is a crime too, you’ve been caught red handed
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:'''Prisoners:''' Morning, Warden Krabs!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Morning, prisoners! [gasps in horror as he sees the prisoners back in their cells] SpongeBob! What is going on here? I set all these criminals free last night! What are they doing back in their cells?!
:'''SpongeBob''': Uh, Mr. Krabs, now's probably not the best time to— [Too late. The police woman had overheard everything Mr. Krabs said about releasing the prisoners the previous night, as he shrinks back in fear. She is seen sitting at a table eating her Krabby Patty.]
:'''Lady officer''': You know it's a crime to release prisoners early, don't ya? [eats her patty and approaches Mr. Krabs who realizes his error] You're going to prison, [handcuffs Mr. Krabs] criminal.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': What? Oh, well, that's not so bad. Pencil me in for a 3:30 massage, SpongeBob.
:'''Lady officer''': [takes Mr. Krabs away] Oh, you're not staying here. The Krusty Krab is full. We got a new prison just for you.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': [sadly] Oh no. Let me guess... [The scene changes to the Chum Bucket where Mr. Krabs is wearing his prison outfit and is placed in the same birdcage he used for Plankton. Mr. Krabs groans sadly.]
:'''Plankton''': Mealtime, prisoner! [laughs while throwing spoonfuls of raw chum in Mr. Krabs' face in an act of revenge for the all the painful torture he endured; Mr. Krabs cries in an agonizing defeat right before Plankton throws some chum into his mouth] Right in the mouth.

===''Pineapple RV'' [11.31b]===
:'''Daphne''': SpongeBob, why is your house... ''[yelling]'' Driving on the road!
:'''Patrick''': Because we turned it into a RV.
:'''SpongeBob''': We don't want you to miss that flower blooming.

==Episode 32==
===''Gary's Got Legs'' [11.32a]===
:''[Mr. Krabs knocks on the front door to SpongeBob's house.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': SpongeBob! SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Are you okay in there? You catch the flu or something? Ugh. Are you at death's door? Because you know darn well they ain't valid excuses to miss work! ''[peeks through the window and finds to his shocking surprise that SpongeBob is slithering on the floor with his tongue like a snail; SpongeBob eats some food from Gary's food bowl]'' Ah! SpongeBob has gone full raving loony. ''[hears something]'' Uh-oh! ''[hides underground as Gary appears]''
:'''Gary''': ♪Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow. Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow.♪ ''[enters the house]''
:''[Mr. Krabs peeks through the window again. He sees SpongeBob rubbing his head against the chair while Gary's reading the paper. Gary pets SpongeBob and holds out a snail toy for him to play. SpongeBob plays the toy with his eye. Mr. Krabs gasps and drills himself inside through the floor.]''
:'''Gary''': Meow?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': What in the name of Neptune's nostrils is going on in here?! SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet and that darn snail is the owner!
:'''Gary''': ''[hits Mr. Krabs with the toy]'' Meow! Meow—meow—meow.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[grabs the toy]'' Bad snail! Down boy! ''[gets attacked by SpongeBob]'' SpongeBob, what are you— ''[gets licked and pummeled by SpongeBob until he pushes him off and shakes him violently]'' Oh, snap out of it, SpongeBob!
:''[SpongeBob doesn't respond. Mr. Krabs pulls out a Krabby Patty, breaks it in half and puts it under SpongeBob's nose. SpongeBob smells the patty's scent and shakes himself back to normal, snapping himself out of the strange trance.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[dazed]'' Mr. Krabs?
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o? Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.
:'''SpongeBob''': Aww, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.
:''[Gary files his new arms.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Oh, is he? Well, it's time to cut this nonsense! ''[growls and goes to fight Gary]'' Ay! ''[growls at Gary viciously]'' Huh-hah! ''[leaps over to Gary and cuts the arms and legs, returning Gary back to his normal self]''
:'''Gary''': ''[sniffs the severed limbs]'' Meow. ''[slithers over to his food bowl, removes SpongeBob's name and goes to eat his food]''

===''King Plankton'' [11.32b]===
:'''SpongeBob''': Welcome, sea chimps. I'm SpongeBob, your owner.
:'''Sea chimp king''': Forget it, man. We're through with owners, and kings, and aquariums. Whoa! Now that looks like a swell place to live.
:''[All the sea chimps run into the Chum Bucket. Karen comes out with banana peels all over her monitor.]''
:'''Karen''': ''[screams]'' Plankton! Abandon bucket!
:'''Plankton''': Well, that's a write off. [takes out a remote and pushes a button]
:''[The button activates the Chum Bucket's hand. The hand picks up the restaurant and spins it around and around. The hand throws the restaurant out into the distance with the sea chimps still inside.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Bye, sea chimps! Have a good flight! It was so nice of you to help relocate the sea chimps, Plankton. You rule!
:'''Plankton''': Not today, SpongeBob. Not today. ''[takes out his crown]'' But... someday! ''[puts it on and cackles evilly before Patrick swallows him and burps out the crown, as the episode transitions out]''

==Episode 33==
===''Plankton's Old Chum'' [11.33a]===
:'''Plankton''': ''[comes out of the Chum Bucket and sees rotten chum snowing down]'' What has that yellow idiot done?! ''[becomes surrounded by an angry mob]''
:'''Man #1''': Our homes have been ruined by you and your stinking chum!
:'''Woman''': Your chum ruined my hair!
:'''Patrick''': Your chum made me dumb!
:'''Man #2''': You were already dumb.
:'''Patrick''': Well, it didn't make me any smarter!
:'''Kid #1''': Get him!
:'''Angry mob''': Yeah! ''[they grab Plankton and prepare to beat him up]''

===''Stormy Weather'' [11.33b]===
:'''Gale Doppler''': I'm in the middle of a severe thunderstorm— ''[gets hit by a stop sign]'' And we're bringing it to you li—
:''[Drizzle blows the microphone into his cloud body. Drizzle zaps Gale and flies right in his mouth and into his body. Gale is lifted in the air and he coughs up the microphone.]''
:'''Gale Doppler''': I'm Gale Doppler, and I actually am the weather! ''[laughs, but thunder rumbles in his body and rain falls; it appears that Drizzle is now taking control of Gale's body and is making him do what he what him to do]'' Huh? Uh-oh.
:'''SpongeBob''': Uh-oh. ''[pulls his right leg and makes an umbrella]''
:''[Drizzle floats Gale back into town and makes him blow wind everywhere. Drizzle then makes Gale's body freeze.]''
:'''Gale Doppler''': ''[shivering]'' My body is cold! ''[Drizzle makes Gale create a blanket of snow over the town]'' I don't want to be the weather anymore. It hurts! ''[Drizzle produces thunder and lightning in Gale's body, making him wail in pain]''
:'''SpongeBob''': [comes out through the roof of one of the buildings] Excuse me, Drizzle. I don't mean to parade on your rain, but could you please put Gale down? ''[a gust of wind blows him into the sky]'' Whoa!

==Episode 34==
===''Swamp Mates'' [11.34a]===
:'''Bubble Bass''': ''[walks up the stairs and hears knocking, then opening the door to reveal Patrick at the entrance]'' Huh?!
:'''Patrick''': Hey buddy! Ready for our playdate?! ''[squeezes Bubble Bass into a tight hug]''
:'''Bubble Bass''': ''[slaps Patrick and picks him up to scold him]'' I will not associate with such a dimwitted doofus.
:'''Patrick''': ''[flattered]'' Aw, you're just saying that!

===''One Trick Sponge'' [11.34b]===
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[sighs as he walks into a kelp forest]'' Why won't anyone watch my trick?! ''[falls onto the ground while the word "trick" flies into the air, causing the leaves on the kelp trees to fall down onto SpongeBob]'' ''[SpongeBob gets up, covered with leaves. He slightly pulls his kelp mustache, and then sees two pieces of wood and a rock. A lightbulb appears on top of SpongeBob]'' Hey, that gives me an idea! ''[scene cuts to SpongeBob putting the final touches on his rock people]'' There. Good evening, folks, I am the Great Spongedini! Now watch closely, ''[reveals his cards]'' the hand is quicker than the eye. Pick a card. Any card. ''[SpongeBob inhales all the magic playing cards into his mouth, and then starts his magic trick.]''
:''[The magic trick starts when the kelp forest turns into a white screen as SpongeBob turns into magic playing cards, which then transform into a buzzsaw and cut a copy of SpongeBob in-half, and then a rainbow appears. Then ten cut in half/rainbow-colored SpongeBobs, two green, two yellow, two pink, two red, and two blue, each holding one magic playing card start running out as the rainbow disappears. Then, two other SpongeBobs, one on the bottom of the screen, and the other on top of the screen being upside down, start leading a bunch of card people from the top, and the bottom of the screen. Then, two other card people start going over and under each other five times, becoming SpongeBob, and back to a playing card. Then the camera zooms out to see lots of card people on the screen, which then fade to SpongeBob. wearing a magician's outfit, a magic hat on top of his head, and a magic wand for a nose, which automatically makes some flowers come out of it, The Great Spongedini then takes the magic wand out of his nose and turns it into three metal rings, that are linked to each other. Then, The Great Spongedini puts himself through the rings, and then, the rings transform into a cannon that shoots out three colorful fireworks. One pink, one yellow, and one blue. Then, The Great Spongedini appears on the screen again, and then notices a red ribbon stuck through his left sleeve.]''
:'''The Great Spongedini''': Huh? ''[The Great Spongedini pulls the ribbon out of his left sleeve, but then reveals a red, blue, pink, green, and orange ribbon that covers the whole screen. Then the scene becomes spirally and gets put into a magic hat. Then, the white screen turns back to the kelp forest and SpongeBob pulls himself out of the magic hat in a pink bunny suit, ending his magic trick.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Ta-dah! ''[notices that the audience he made was fake and didn't respond to his magic trick.]'' Oh... I still wish Patrick was here to see it. ''[then he notices Patrick sitting on a mushroom, hanging onto another mushroom]''
:'''Patrick''': ''[off-screen]'' I saw it, SpongeBob! ''[on-screen]'' It was astonishable! ''[Patrick falls of the mushroom and falls flat onto the ground, and pulls himself off the ground]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[hugging Patrick]'' Oh, Patrick! You showed up just in time! What was your favorite part?
:'''Patrick''': Uh... My favorite part was... uh..."Ta-dah!" I missed everything before that.
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, then you haven't seen seen anything yet! ''[he grabs a hold of Patrick's hand. The two spin around and then they disappear into a magic hat. Some confetti and a card come out of the hat as the two laugh. Fireworks also start coming out of the hat, while the rock creatures stand inanimate]''

==Episode 35==
===''The Krusty Bucket'' [11.35a]===
:'''Plankton''': Hee-hee-hee! You married a genius, Karen. Using the DNA of Krabs' hair and my own DNA from my antennae— ''[his right antenna gets snipped off by Karen]'' Ouch! ''[his antenna is placed in the machine]'' I will create a combo-clone of me and Krabs to finally steal the secret formula! ''[pulls up the lever and cackles]''
:''[The machine turns itself on and fuses the hair sample and antenna sample together. The cloning machine turns on and creates a single being with Mr. Krabs' and Plankton's DNA together. The being turns into a blob and the machine turns off.]''
:'''Plankton''': Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Behold PlanKrab! ''[The machine opens the door and the being steps out]''
:'''PlanKrab''': Heh-heh-heh.
:''[The smoke clears to reveal the being. It appears to be a clone with Mr. Krabs' body and Plankton's head.]''
:'''PlanKrab''': Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr!
:'''Karen''': How is this a good thing?
:'''Plankton''': Wake up, Karen! The Plankton side will know everything the Krabs side knows! It'll be easier than taking candy from a baby.
:'''Karen''': Mm, and we know how successful that was. ''[turns on the screen to show Plankton trying to steal a lollipop from a baby, but ends up getting sucked on]''
:'''Plankton''': This is different! Isn't it, PlanKrab, my pretty? Now, here's my plan.
:'''PlanKrab''': Don't waste your breath, Plankteron. I already mapped out the perfect plot to swipe that formuler-ererer! ''[gives Plankton a high-five before leaving for the Krusty Krab]''
:'''Plankton''': Great! See you soon, P.K.! ''[sighs]'' I love that guy. Well, half of him anyway. ''[laughs until he coughs]'' Still got a hair in there.

===''Catra on a Bus'' [12.35b]===
:'''Catra''': SpongeBob, what is your stop, so I can take you there right now?!
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[steps on other people's heads while heading to the driver seat]'' Oh, I don't have a stop. Today is my bus riding day, the day I just pick a bus and ride it all day. ''[lays on Squidward's head]''
:'''Catra''': There's only one thing I can think of that could be worse. ''[screams as he sees Patrick waving at a bus stop]'' Augh! And that's it! ''[drives the bus to pass Patrick, which makes him drill himself into the sand]'' Phew. I dodged that one. Heh-heh. ''[sees Patrick at another bus stop; he turns the wheel and flips the bus over Patrick; he continues to drive]'' Phew. That was close.
:'''Patrick''': ''[appears next to Catra]'' It sure was. I almost didn't catch this bus.
:''[Catra is completely overwhelmed and turns his head in anger.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Eeeee... Patrick! Wow! We're both on the same bus on our Just Riding Around On The Bus Day! What are the odds?
:''[Catra's eyes spin like a slot machine. His eyes stop with a laughing SpongeBob and Patrick on them.]''
:'''Catra''': Yes, what are the odds?

==Episode 36==
===''Sandy's Nutty Nieces'' [11.36a]===
:'''Sandy''': I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces.
:'''SpongeBob''': What's that?
:'''Sandy''': Don't babysit my nieces!

===''Insecurity Guards'' [11.36b]===
:''[The scene changes to the police lady arresting Squidward for breaking into the museum and vandalizing artwork. SpongeBob hangs up Ren's painting on the wall.]''
:'''Ren''': Hmm?
:'''SpongeBob''': There! Back where you belong. ''[leaves]''
:'''Ren''': ''[mumbles]'' It's beautiful!
:'''Lady officer''': You actually like that eyesore?
:'''Ren''': Why, it's the greatest painting I've ever seen... hanging in the museum! ''[laughs like a crazed maniac]''
:'''Lady officer''': ''[creeped out by Ren crazed laughter]'' Okay, that's enough, weirdo. ''[takes Ren away so she can turn him in for his crimes]''
:''[Ren's painting comes to life as its frown turns into a smile, thus ending the episode.]''

==Episode 37==
===''Broken Alarm'' [11.37a]===
:''[As SpongeBob actually makes it to the Krusty Krab on time as he is sleeping at the same time]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': Right on time! ''[turns to another sponge named SpongeTom while Squidward groans in defeat]'' Looks like I won't be needing you after all, SpongeTom.
:'''SpongeTom''': ''[throws his spatula onto the ground]'' D'oh! ''[stomps away]''
:''[SpongeBob rolls into the restaurant and crashes into the register boat. SpongeBob flies into the kitchen and kicks a plank, knocking over a barrel.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[half awake]'' Good morning...

===''Karen's Baby'' [11.37b]===
:'''Karen''': So, how was your talk with Chip?
:'''Plankton''': Oh, it went great. He's a good boy.
:'''Karen''': Yeah, he wh— ''[notices Chip is missing]'' Where—where is he?
:'''Plankton''': Oh, he ran away.
:'''Karen''': WHAT?! Why would my baby run away?
:'''Plankton''': Because I told him to. ''[He rolls his eye]'' Duh.
:''[Karen screams in an uncontrollable rage. Her hands gather up green electricity and form into a green rolling pin and a green frying pan. Plankton screams in terror as Karen goes to hurt him. Karen throws the green rolling pin at Plankton, which turns into an electric trident and pins him to the wall.]''
:'''Plankton''': Karen, baby, let's be reasonable here!
:'''Karen''': ''[picks up the trident holding Plankton]'' You find our son and bring him home this instant or don't bother coming home! ''[her green frying pan turns into a spiked glove]''
:'''Plankton''': ''[screams as Karen flings him out of the Chum Bucket]'' I'm going! I'm going!

==Episode 38==
===''Shell Games'' [12.38a]===
:'''Patrick''': Hi, rock. I'm trying to enjoy a snack.
:'''Tony''': Hey, the name is Tony, not rock. And I think it's time for you to vamoose.
:'''Patrick''': Huh? What's a vanmoose? ''[Patrick imagines a moose of a van.]''
:'''Tony''': ''[chuckles]'' You're a few pickles short of a jar, ain't ya, kid? I'll make it simple. ''[knocks on his shell]'' This is my shell. I live here, you don't, so beat it!
:'''Patrick''': Oh no! You can't fool me! This is my rock, and I'm not leaving! ''[pulls out glue and glues himself on Tony's shell. Tony tries to get Patrick off of him, but gives up.]''
:'''Tony''': Alright, you daba dose. Stay up there if you want. I've got places to be.

===''Senior Discount'' [11.38b]===
:'''Mr. Krabs''': And he don't buy nothin' else neither. He just makes that disgustin' condiment soup and listens to his radio, all for free. ''[Old Man Jenkins bangs on the radio to turn it on and sips on his "condiment soup"]'' And anytime someone says somethin' to him, it's always the same response...
:'''Frankie Billy''': Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup?
:'''Old Man Jenkins''': Respect your elders! ''[hits Frankie Billy on the head]''
:'''Frankie Billy''': Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! ''[runs off crying]''

==Episode 39==
===''Mind the Gap'' [11.39a]===
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cool voice]'' Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking? Oh, yeah. ''[enters the lounge]'' Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats. Oh, I can dig it. ''[One patron squeals happily and melts. SpongeBob slides across the floor just as the lounge's Maître D' shows up.]''
:'''Maître D'''': Oh, welcome, man. You're the coolest customer we've ever had.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cool voice]'' Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy. ''[pinches his cheek]''
:'''Maître D'''': Can I seat you at the coolest table? ''[points to the coolest table with all the cool people in it]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cool voice]'' No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat. Oh, there he his. Hey, Squideroonie!
:''[Daphne struggles to get her foot out of the chair, but falls over.]''
:'''Maître D'''': ''[deeply shocked]'' You're with him?
:'''Daphne''': ''[crawls over to SpongeBob]'' Yes, you're with me. And he is my— best... ''[twitches his eye and struggles to say "friend"]'' friend...
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[cool voice]'' You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend. Can you dig it? ''[snaps his fingers]''
:'''Maître D'''': ''[confused]'' Huh? ''[Everyone snaps their fingers.]''

===''Dirty Bubble Returns'' [11.39b]===
:''[The Dirty Bubble goes to the Goo Lagoon]''
:'''Dirty Bubble''': I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! ''[laughs evilly]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Not Goo Lagoon! ''[The Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words]'' Thank you, my beloved pet Gary, thank you, my big pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! ''[Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.]'' Uh, what? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. ''[proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]''
:'''Dirty Bubble''': Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! ''[slowly shrinks, stammering]'' Stop that rhyme! ''[screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob]'' ''[SpongeBob falls into Goo Lagoon's seabed. Burps out an shrunken version of the Dirty Bubble.]'' ''[high pitched]'' I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt! ''[evil laughs]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Aww, little mini DB is so cute! ''[Dirty Bubble spits dirt onto SpongeBob's eyelid. Officer Johnson catches Dirty Bubble and puts him into a jar held by lady officer]''
:'''Lady officer''': We got him!
:'''SpongeBob''': Every time I wash dishes, I will think of you.
:'''Dirty Bubble''': Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! ''[complaining noises]''
:'''Lady officer''': Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[Pretends to be the Dirty Bubble]'' It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. ''[evil laugh]'' ''[Police officers gasp]'' Just kidding! ''[laughs]'' ''[Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]''
:'''Police officers''': ''[angrily]'' Gesundheit.
:'''SpongeBob''': Thank you! ''[looks at lady officer]'' You got some schmutz under there. ''[Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs.]''

==Episode 40==
===''Jolly Lodgers'' [11.40a]===
:'''Daphne''': Well, now this is very nice indeed ''[begins the relax on her bed until she melts on the bed to the bathroom tub]'' Mmm... This is Heaven. ''[All of a sudden, SpongeBob enters Daphne's room, starts laughing, and exits out.]'' Hello? ''[peeks out]'' Anyone there? Hello? ''[Daph shrugs it off and continues relaxing. He then drowns into the tub. Suddenly, Patrick comes from the other side to enter Daphne's room, starts laughing, and exits out.]'' Hello? Did someone just come in? ''[Both SpongeBob and Patrick enter Daphne's room until they bump into each other.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Don't you just love playing Hotel: Slam and Run?
:'''Patrick''': I enjoy it an... ''[puts his tooth back into his mouth]'' ...intellectual challenge.
:''[SpongeBob and Patrick stands up, starts laughing, and both run out of Daph's room. Daphne peeks from the bathroom with a robe on and a towel on her head.]''
:'''Daphne''': Alright, I know I heard something in here! Ohh... ''[rubs her eyes]'' Maybe I'm just not relaxed enough.

===''Biddy Sitting'' [11.40b]===
:'''Mary''': Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!
:'''Patrick''': Yay!
:'''SpongeBob''': Ooh! ''[he and Patrick rush towards Mary]'' While you go out, and dance, and revel...
:'''Patrick''': ...We will watch your little devil!
:'''Mary''': ''[SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around]'' Yes! ''[hugs Patrick]'' Oh, thank you! ''[hugs SpongeBob then runs off]'' Thank you!
:'''SpongeBob''': Wait! Where's the baby?
:'''Mary''': She's inside! I'm free! I'm free! Hahahahaha!
:''[Mary hops away happily while SpongeBob and Patrick look confused at each other. But they both shrug and enter the house.]''

==''{{w|SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout}}'' [11.41-42]==
:''[The episode starts with Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat on someone's driveway.]''
:'''Patchy''': Oh, hi, kids! Patchy The Pirate here on a glorious day. I'm going to deliver this here very special present to SpongeBob on his birthday. That is, if I can get this blasted boat to start. ''[turns :the ignition with his key]'' And start! ''[chuckles]''
:''[Patchy's boat wouldn't start and Potty comes out of the trunk.]''
:'''Potty''': Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas...
:'''Patchy''': Oh, Potty, you're full of gas! Get outta here!
:'''Potty''': ''[flies onto the hood]'' I see the problem! ''[bangs on the hood with the hammer]''
:''[The hood sent Patchy flying backwards and smashing into the garage door via airbag.]''
:'''Patchy''': ''[groaning]'' Walking is better than driving anyway. I've been meaning to work on me land legs. ''[pulls up his pants and reveals his wavy legs]''
:'''Potty''': Squawk, squawk!
:'''Patchy''': ''[takes the present from the trunk and happily laughs]'' Now to see which way the wind is blowing. ''[sticks his finger in his mouth, holds out his hand with a sail on it and the with blows the other direction]'' This way! ''[the wind blows Patchy down the street]'' Whoa!
:'''Potty''': ''[follows Patchy while squawking]'' Hard to port!
:''[Meanwhile, at the brink of dawn, SpongeBob is sleeping in his bed. Gary is holding a birthday present for SpongeBob while sleeping. Moments later, the alarm clock goes off.]''
:'''SpongeBob's alarm clock''': Wake up!
:'''Gary''': ''[meows "Happy Birthday"]''
:'''SpongeBob''': What? Today? My birthday? Oh, Gary, you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things.
:''[SpongeBob hops out of his bed and streamers and confetti fly out. He blows the noise maker a couple times and laughs. He opens Gary's present, which reveals to be a jellyfish net made out of slime.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': ''[gasps]'' Oh, wow, Gary! Did you make me this jellyfishing net yourself?
:'''Gary''': ''[gives SpongeBob a thumb's up with his slime]'' Meow!
:''[SpongeBob swings the slime jellyfish net around, but splashes slime all over his bedroom. Some slime flew out his window and landed in Squidward's coffee as he's getting the newspaper. Squidward sips some of his coffee, unaware of the slime being in it. SpongeBob swings the net until it is gone.]''
:'''SpongeBob''': Best present ever! ''[hugs Gary and laughs]''

==Episode 43==
===''SpongeBob in RandomLand'' [12.43a]===
:''[SpongeBob and Squidward chase after the Mr. Krabs look-alike through random happenings. They chase him on the back of dinosaurs with human heads. Then they chase him through a black and white dimension. SpongeBob drops the patty, but picks it up. They continue to chase the Mr. Krabs look-alike until they finally manage to make it back to their normal dimension.]''
:'''Daphne''': ''[see the Krusty Krab]'' Huh?
:'''SpongeBob''': It's the Krusty Krab! ''[he and Daphne enter the restaurant]'' Hey, Mr. Krabs, thanks for showing us the way out of RandomLand.
:''[The Mr. Krabs look-alike turns around and reveals himself that he is not Mr. Krabs, but an individual from RandomLand.]''
:'''Rodger''': Excuse me, I'm not Krabs. The name is Rodger and I walked all the way from 86 Screwball Street to complain about never getting my delivery.
:'''SpongeBob''': Oh, your delivery, my good man. ''[Rodger eats the patty with his eyestalk-like hat and smiles]'' Mission accomplished. Better late than never.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[sobs]'' Better never! If it's late, ''[pulls down the menu and points to the delivery notice]'' it's free! ''[sobs uncontrollably, pushes the register button with the signs "No Sale" and gets pushed into the kitchen]''
:''[The strange lady creature takes the Krusty Krab bag, blows in it, and pops it, turning the screen white. The worm crawls around as the screen turns black. It forms a second head on its tail and it smiles with the word, "End," appearing in its teeth, ending the episode.]''

===''SpongeBob's Bad Habit'' [11.43b]===
:''[customers in the Krusty Krab are eating slowly, and making noises while doing so, which gets Daphne more and more angry with each noise. A customer burps which pushes Daphne to her breaking point]''
:'''Daphne''': '''AAAH! ANOTHER ROTTEN DAY AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!'''

==Episode 44==
===''Handemonium'' [11.44a]===
:''[Scene cuts to Larry's Gym, where Mr. Krabs arm-wrestles and defeats other tough fish like Reg and the Popeye fish. Plankton hops onto the table, in front of Mr. Krabs.]''
:'''Plankton''': I want a rematch, Krabs!
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[dismisses Plankton]'' Boring. ''[shrugs]'' But whatevs.
:'''Plankton''': ''[pretends to be in pain, clutching his hand]'' Oh no, not a hand cramp! Not now! ''[smugly]'' Luckily I have a last-minute substitution, standing by. ''[takes a deep breath and blows a whistle]''
:''[The ground rumbles and the Chum Bucket glove punches a hole into Larry's Gym. The glove then flicks the tough fish away with his fingers and makes its way to the wrestling table, about to wrestle with Mr. Krabs. Scene cuts to Larry the Lobster holding the mallet to ring the bell, but he faints onto the bell causing it to ring. The match between Mr. Krabs and the glove begins, and he struggles to defeat the glove.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[groaning in pain]'' Eeeh – oh, oh – oh — ''[Plankton is seen with an evil grin on his face, while Mr. Krabs continues to struggle]'' Any... last... words?
:'''Plankton''': ''[blows the whistle and the glove hoists Mr. Krabs up in the air]'' Just one... Sucker! ''[laughs maniacally while Mr. Krabs trembles in fear]''
:''[The glove spins Mr. Krabs in the air and whacks him on the floor, causing a hole to form.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[regains consciousness]'' Huh –? ''[shadow forms above him]'' No, no, no, no, no, no —
:''[The other tough fish fall above Mr. Krabs as the glove gathers them all into the hole on the floor. Plankton hops on top of the glove.]''
:'''Plankton''': ''[raises arms in victory]'' Ta-daah! Let's give a big hand to the new champion! ''[applauds; then takes a deep breath and blows the whistle]'' Okay, move it, filthy fingers! ''[rides glove like a horse straight to the Krusty Krab]''

===''Breakin' '' [11.44b]===
:''[SpongeBob sits quietly for a little while. He whistles the closing theme to himself to pass the time while noticing two customers eating their Krabby Patties and Daphne snoring. SpongeBob looks at the table and gasps when he sees a spot on it. He opens his face, grabs a cleaning spray and a rag and attempts to clean it.]''
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[appears below the table]'' SpongeBob! What are you doing?!
:'''SpongeBob''': Uh, I just spotted a spot.
:'''Mr. Krabs''': You can't work on your break, boy-o! Period! Remember the fines?
:'''Labor authority officer''': ''[overhears it and gets real angry]'' I knew it! I've had my eye on you for years, Krabs! Oh, this violation is really gonna cost you! ''[looks through his list of fines given for the Krusty Krab]'' Hmm...
:'''Mr. Krabs''': ''[yelps]'' Oh, I can see we're gonna have to take drastic measures here.
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SpongeBob SquarePants: Seasons: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 | Movies: The SpongeBob SquarePants Movie / Sponge Out of Water / Sponge on the Run / Saving Bikini Bottom: The Sandy Cheeks Movie / Plankton: The Movie / Search for SquarePants | Spin-offs: Kamp Koral (s1, s2) / The Patrick Star Show (s1, s2, s3, s4, s5, s6, s7) | Specials: SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout, The Tidal Zone, Kreepaway Kamp, Snow Yellow, Sandy's Country Christmas, SpongeBob and Patrick's Timeline Twist-Up

SpongeBob SquarePants (1999-) is an animated TV series, airing on Nickelodeon about the adventures and endeavors of the title character and his various friends in the fictional underwater city of Bikini Bottom. It spawned a movie, followed by several short films, and video games.

Episode 1

Patrick's Coupon [11.1a]

[Inside the Ice Cream Store, it was the most amazing thing Patrick has ever seen. There are sprinkle fountains, chocolate syrup waterfalls and rivers, candy cane trees, ice cream mountains, and an ice cream roller coaster that goes around tables. Patrick's mouth begins to water and he slowly walks over to the counter]
Lou: And a good ice cream day to you, sir.
Patrick: Yes, it's a good day for ice cream!
Lou: And what's your pleasure?
Patrick: Oh, I want your bestest ice cream for my bestest buddy, SpongeBob!
Lou: Excellent choice, sir. One Heavenly Paradise coming up.
[Lou pulls the rubber cow utter and the Heavenly Paradise sundae comes down on a roller coaster cart. The customers cheer and applaud as Patrick's eyes glimmer. The trumpeters blow their candy cane trumpets and the sundae stops right in front of Patrick. Patrick jumps up and down in excitement and the Ice Cream Store employee hands him a spoon. Patrick grabs the spoon and gives the employee his coupon]
Patrick: SpongeBob won't mind if I just take a little taste.
Ice Cream King: Are you the exterminator?
Patrick: Oh. [laughs] No. I'm not the extra gator. I'm here to redeem my coupon for a free ice cream! It's for my bestest friend, but it's out of date.
Ice Cream King: [points to a pile of coupons] They're all out of date because I don't know what year it is.
Patrick: I don't know what anything is. [he and the Ice Cream King look at each other]
Ice Cream King: Are you smart or dumb?
Patrick: [thinks for a bit] Apples?
Ice Cream King: Genius! Let's see your head. [squeezes Patrick's head] I can't feel your brain.
Patrick: [lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] It's down here today.
Ice Cream King: [lifts his foot with his brain appearing in it] Mine too! High 5! [they do a high 5 but end up hitting each other] Secret handshake? [they both slap each other and fly around all over the place until they stop] Perfect! You don't know the secret handshake either. Hey, I don't know your name. [pushes Patrick]
Patrick: Hey, you're right! [pushes the Ice Cream King]
Ice Cream King: [snatches the coupon from Patrick] This may still be redeemable according to the fine print.
SpongeBob: Oh, hello, Patrick. What's up?
Patrick: I was gonna give you this ice cream, [holds out the melted ice cream cone] but it melted. Instead, I got you this hearty handshake. [holds out one of Mr. Krab's claws]
SpongeBob: Aw, I love hearty handshakes, but not as much as I love ice cream! [points to the Heavenly Paradise sundae in the middle of the living room; holds up a spoon] Care to join me?
SpongeBob and Patrick: Whoo-hoo! [jump into the sundae and ice cream splatters all over the screen, which forms the words, "The End," ending the episode]

Out of the Picture [11.1b]

[Bubble transition to Squidward going to Rock Bottom on a bus.]
Bus Driver: Last [raspberry] stop, [raspberry] Rock [raspberry] Bottom! [raspberry]
[Squidward exits the bus and two very creepy fish swim past him.]
Squidward: [reads bag] "237 Rock Bottom." Oh, there it is! Oh, remember, Squidward, real artists embrace the unknown. [goes down the ladder] Uh, is anyone here? [raspberry] I've got a delivery from the Krusty [raspberry] Krab! [creepy fish come up and blow raspberries at Squidward as he screams in fear]
SpongeBob: [screams as he appears next to Squidward] What are we screaming about?
Squidward: MONSTERS!
SpongeBob: Oh, they're not monsters, Squidward. They're my friends.
Angler Fish: What's [raspberry] up, [raspberry] SpongeBob? Ha. [raspberry]
[The angler fish and gang put on party hats and dance as they blow raspberries.]
Squidward: I'm an artist.
Mr. Krabs: I'm rich.
SpongeBob: And I helped. [laughs as the episode ends]

Episode 2

Feral Friends [11.2a]

Everyone: [singing] Squirrelly birthday, dear Sandy, squirrelly birthday to you. [cheering] Hooray!
[As Sandy is contacting Frenchy on her communicator, Squidward peeks out from beneath the rock. He watches as a fish eats a smaller fish, gets eaten by a bigger fish, and in turn that one gets eaten by a whale. He yells and pulls himself out.]
Squidward: I'm going home to hide under the covers! It's every cephalopod for himself!
[He runs across the jellyfish fields, out into the light of Neptune's Moon. Sandy looks up from her communicator, sees Squidward blindly running into danger and gasps]
Sandy: Frenchy, I gotta call you back!
[She runs after Squidward]
Sandy: Squidward, you have to stay in the shade!
[Squidward trips up over his own feet and falls on his face with a crash. As he lies there, he hears a growl behind him. He turns over onto his back and sees a carnivorous purple fish swimming towards him to eat him. Terrified, Squidward crawls backwards a little, screaming]
Squidward: Help!
[Sandy rushes forward to try to save him]
Sandy [stretching out her arms]: Squidward, no!
[Squidward whimpers and feebly holds up a defensive arm as the fish growls and gains on him. Suddenly, as though it had detected him by radar, the light of Neptune's moon beams down on the frightened little octopus. He's bewildered by moon, but not entranced as before. He watches the light go, and looks down at himself, noticing that he has turned more green than usual. He promptly changes into a normal-sized, non-anthropomorphic octopus. Roaring, Squidward grabs the purple fish and eats it, before starting after Sandy.]
Sandy: O.M. Jehosaphat! You don't see that every day!
[Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff fight each other again. However, now that Neptune's Moon is gone, they both revert themselves back into their regular forms. But unfortunately, the effects of Neptune's Moon also caused their respective clothing to dissolve into nothingness, thus leaving them naked]
Mr. Krabs and Mrs. Puff: Oops. [cover themselves in embarrassment and run off laughing]
[Larry reverts back to his regular form as well. But he is also naked. He picks up a flower and uses it as a loincloth. Then he walks away. Pearl and Squidward continue fighting above Sandy's treedome. They both revert back to their regular forms. However, they're also naked as well. Pearl spits Squidward out from her mouth]
Squidward: What is going on here? [gasps] MY CLOTHES! [screams and runs away]
Pearl: [screams and runs away as she is naked] NO!
[SpongeBob and Patrick revert back to the regular forms, but they're also naked as well]
Sandy: Aah!
[SpongeBob pulls himself off of Sandy's suit. Patrick giggles and falls off of Sandy's helmet. SpongeBob looks around and sees Sandy's treedome destroyed]
SpongeBob: Um, Sandy, how come your treedome is broken and everyone's naked?
Sandy: Well, SpongeBob, let's just say this has been the most interesting birthday I ever had.
French Narrator: And, of course, Neptune's Moon is always followed by Neptune's Sun.
[The ground shakes. Neptune's Sun comes out of a volcano and shines its light on Sandy. The light then transforms Sandy into a realistic land squirrel. It appears that Neptune's Sun only effects land creatures while Neptune's Moon only effects sea creatures. Sandy chitters and crawls around inside her suit]
SpongeBob and Patrick: You don't see that everyday. Jinx! Buy me a patty!
[They both laugh as Sandy chitters]
[Sandy summons Pearl to save her friends from Squidward]
Sandy: Sic 'im, Pearl! Sorry, Sorry Squidward!

Don't Wake Patrick [11.2b]

[Patrick flies off the track and lands directly near his house. SpongeBob pulls himself together and sends Patrick back to his house. Patrick steps on a pebble]
Patrick: Ow! [strains]
SpongeBob: Oh, brother. [falls asleep as he is completely tired from having such an eventful night]
Patrick: Oh!
[SpongeBob sleep-walks into the street]
Patrick: Oh, he'll be fine. [jumps on his rock and goes to sleep. As Patrick closes his rock, crashing noises are heard as SpongeBob is getting run over by the boats, ending the episode]

Episode 3

Cave Dwelling Sponge [11.3a]

Squidward: SpongeBob's gone crazy! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!
SpongeBob: Sponge. Bob.
Cave Sponge: Spongey spongey…!

The Clam Whisperer [11.3b]

SpongeBob: Don't worry, Mr. Krabs. I'll get all these clams out of here right now.
[A clam spits another pearl and Mr. Krabs catches it.]
Mr. Krabs: Not so fast, SpongeBob. [puts the pearl in a bag] What's your hurry? [chuckles]
SpongeBob: Didn't you just tell me to get the clams out of here 'cause they're stealing food from your customers?
[The clams continue to attack the customers. A clam spits another pearl at Mr. Krabs.]
Mr. Krabs: Ow! Forget the customers. If these clams keep spitting pearls at me, I'll be rich! Good clams. Good clams! Tee-hee-hee. Oh. [groans as the clams smother him; he pushes the clams away] Bad clams! Stupid clams! Smelly clams! [the clams spit pearls at Mr. Krabs] Ow! Ow! Ooh! Ah! Ow! Ow! [pops up as if he is wearing a king's clothing made out of pearls; he chuckles]
SpongeBob: I've gotta get these clams out of here! [opens the door] Follow me, clams.
[The clams follow SpongeBob out of the restaurant.]
Mr. Krabs: Wait! SpongeBob! Come back with those crummy clams! [the clams turn around and spit more pearls at Mr. Krabs] Whoa! [slips and falls on his face]
SpongeBob: I figured if I tired them out, maybe they'll behave better.

Episode 4

Spot Returns [11.4a]

Karen: Plankton, have you been feeding Spot a lot of treats lately? [measures Spot with the measuring tape] He's looking bigger than usual.
Plankton: Karen! Not in front of the amoeba. Spot is fit as a fiddle.
[Spot burps in Plankton's face.]:
Karen: All right, Doctor. If you say so.
Plankton: Come on, I'll prove it.


Karen: [finishes rebooting herself] Reboot...complete. Oh! Oh! Oh ha! More puppies? For me?! Oh, Sheldon, I couldn't be happier! [laughing; grabs some of the slime with the amoeba puppies and smooshes it into a really large puppy]
Plankton: Wait, puppy. Whoa, puppy! [gets crushed by the large puppy] Ooh! Cute...overload! Aah!

The Check-Up [11.4b]

SpongeBob: [peaks from behind a building and gasps] He's coming!
Squidward: It says here the first part of Krabs' exam is the pinch test. We just need to do it in a way he doesn't know he's being tested!
SpongeBob: Way ahead of ya! [makes a charity box that offers free money with an empty cardboard box] We'll make him an offer he can't resist!
Squidward: [reading] "Free Money Inside." Ha. Not bad.
Later on:
[Mr. Krabs walks out of the store, with his right eye wearing a suit and hat]:
SpongeBob: Tell your friends about us!
Mr. Krabs: Not likely!

Episode 5

The Hero [11.5a]

Gumball: Anais! Come on! You've been in there forever!
[Anais peeks from behind the door]
Anais: Oh, I'm sorry. But as Mom pays the water bill and you two are insensitive brats, I think you'll need to shower somewhere else. [She closes the door]
Cartman: Suck my asshole, taco vendor!
Squidward: [Mockingly] As Mom pays the water bill, I think you should shower somewhere else.
Anais: [From behind the door] You can say what you like, but you're not going to annoy me!
Kyle: I'm gonna shove that soap up your ass!
Rigby: You better not!
Gumball: [Mockingly] You can say what you like, but you're not going-- [A soap bar flies from behind the door, hitting Gumball squarely in the face. His nose swells up] Ow! My...nose!
Anais: [Mockingly] Ow! My dose!
Kyle: [Furiously] THAT'S IT! [Opens up the bathroom and lunges at Anais hard against the floor]
Anais: AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Kyle: THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO KICK YOUR ASS!!!
Stan: [Appears on-screen] DUDE!
[Kyle brutally beats up Anais for throwing a soap at Gumball and being an unlikeable jackass and violently shoves the soap up her a**]
Gumball: What do you think you're doing?!
Kyle: [Still beating the crap out of Anais] YOU MADE ME DO THIS! YOU MADE ME DO THIS!!!!!
Darwin: I wasn't built to take this much pressure!
Squidward: What is wrong with you?! Don't you know people have feelings? He's trying to help us!
Kyle: What I understand is that you and your family have totally screwed SpongeBob over!! I WISH SPONGEBOB DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!
Squidward: [Last words] You are so insensitive! Would it really hurt you to-
Kyle: [Grabs Squidward by the throat, and loses his shit] FUCK OFF, YOU INSUFFERABLE CRYBABY!!!!
SpongeBob: KYLE, NO!
Gumball: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
[Kyle knocks Squidward out with a right hook violently, and murders him to death with a creepy chainsaw as blood bursts out of his head and his entire body in half, Squidward is officially dead]
Mr. Krabs: [horrified] SQUIDWARD!!!!!
Stan: OH MY GOSH, YOU KILLED SQUIDWARD!
Cartman: YOU SICK BASTARD!
Kyle: Ooh, who the hell cares? That stupid patronizing a**hole was not even SpongeBob's responsibility.
Kirby: Wow... SpongeBob's Mom isn't gonna like hearing that..
[Kirby's words echo as we zoom into Squidward's eye and into a black and white tunnel before cutting to outer space. Darwin floats up towards a light. Clouds around the light part for Darwin, and he sees a heaven full of clones of him. As he nears the place, a "PUSH" button appears.]
Singer: Little boy at peace, what is this place, beyond the stars?
Open up your eyes, what are these things, you're moving toward?
Head so full of wonder
Worries in the past
Could it be that you are free at last?
[Squidward presses the button, the shot zooms out, an alarm goes off and an "ACCESS DENIED" board pops up to hide heaven]
NO!
Darwin: What?! AAAAAAAAA! [He falls towards Hell, and heavy metal music begins] What's going on?!
Singer: Little boy, you're goin' to Hell
You gave away all your stuff to SpongeBob, badmouth everybody, and now this is your last life
You ain't goin back. This ain't Glove World, it's Hell!
Little boy it's time for you to pay!
For making Patrick and SpongeBob suffer, being ungrateful, and threw him at your way to work everyday
Thought you were in bed, instead you're going in Hell!
Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!
Hell isn't good, no, hell isn't good, yeah!
[Vexus, Saho Kahn, Julie Hinikawa and Benson take turns speaking with Darwin furiously]
Vexus: What did I expect? How can you POSSIBLY be so vile?!
Saho Kahn: It's official! You suck!
Julie Hinikawa: [Laughs] Oh look at him, Keyboard Guitar!
Benson: If you don't stop being such a insufferable douchebag and clean up this graffiti now, I'M GONNA TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB!!!
Singer: Hell isn't good, hell isn't good, HELL!
[Squidward appears on a mesa in hell, and sees various scenes of chaos. The shot zooms out to show the entire landscape, and a fiery dragon flies above him and dumps a fire-turd nearby]
Squidward: What is this? Where am I? [walks around, only to find a feline force captain of the Horde, whose an Evil Counterpart of Gumball, standing behind him]
Catra: [Surprises him] Hey, Adora.
Squidward: [Screams, but gradually stop] Who are you?
Catra: [Cackles] Just who do you think I am, shithead? My name is Catra, and I'm from the Fright Zone. And by the way, you're in Hell.
[Lightning of flames strikes as Catra points down]
Catra: And THAT'S your grave!
[Cut to Squidward's tombstone, standing right next to Rigby, Tabuu, King Sombra, and Chef, which reads "R.I.P. DARWIN WATTERSON", Darwin falls to his knees next to his tombstone]
Darwin: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
[Cemetery. Squidward's casket is being lowered into the plot. Present at the funeral are the Wattersons, the South Park Kids, Mordecai & Rigby, SpongeBob & Patrick, Rocko, Filburt, Ren & Stimpy, The Shortmans, The Johassens, The Meisters, the piper, and the priest, with a kippah on his head and a scarf on his shoulders]
Father Maxi: "Yea, usher us unto the Lord", sayeth some the Watterson once. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust.
[He throws some ashes into the grave. As the piper plays Hava Nagila, everyone covers their ears. They go their separate ways]
SpongeBob: Oh, poor Squidward. Gone forever out of our lives.
Patrick: Yeah, He was too young to be taken from him once in a lifetime.
Gumball: [Sarcastic, but furiously and angrily] You just couldn't stop, do you? Well, I hope you got what you wanted!
Kyle: Well, yeah. But, at least he stopped being such a whiny little b***h.
Stan: Such a bastard!
Mordecai: Dude, you're the one who murdered him with a chainsaw.
Ren: Let, let us remember the good times, Darwin would have wanted Gumball to act that way.
[Ren begins to sob uncontrollably, and Stimpy tries to comfort her]
Maka and Kim: Awww....
Rigby: [Notices] Hey, wait a minute. How come Squidward's tombstone has the American flag on it?
[Headstone reads: "Squidward Tentacles 1997-2017, Born at america, died in an infamous tempt blood murder"]
Betsy: Well, Rigby, there's something you have to know. Squidward wasn't really SpongeBob and Patrick's Best Friend after all, he was a Neighbor.
Rigby: What?
Nicole: He was not really a Tentacles, he was an octopus. But we loved him all the same. [She starts to sob uncontrollably]
Haruko, Naota, Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado, Lelouch, C.C., Ami, Yumi, Kaz: [Joins in sobbing uncontrollably with Nicole] WAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!
Filburt: So you mean to tell me that all this time Squidward's been throwing the two right under his way to work so he can avoid getting into trouble, and he's not even his real neighbor?!
Anais: What are you talking about?
[Uzu, Ira, and Houka Bursts out crying except Nonon, Who is Consoling them]
Nonon: Goodbye Squidward, We love you so very much...
Rigby: Dude, Gumball didn't apologize to his father.
Kyle: Yeah, I killed Squidward because he wouldn't shut up about how much SpongeBob and Patrick wants to encourage that fatass of a Dad of his!
[The boys turn right and walk away. Tanjiro and Nezuko Kamado, Lelouch, C.C., Ami, Yumi, Kaz, Haruko, Naota, Ira, Uzu, Haruko, Naota, And Houka Stop Crying. Maka and Kim Get Mad]
Maka, Kim and Nicole: [Outraged] WHAT?!!!
Gumball: Dude, you shouldn't have told them that!
Rocko: Now everyone is going to think that his family is evil and they're going to be arrested because of YOU!
Rigby: Who cares, Gumball, your parents deserve whatever they get.
Kyle: Yeah. And besides, they're liars and cheats after all.
Cartman: And knowing is half the battle.
[Kenny falls into an open grave]
Kenny: Hey!
[The spiked tombstone falls in]
Kenny: Hey, you guys! I'm ok-
[The tombstone hits its mark. The grave is deep. The crowds reconvenes, this time for Kenny's funeral]
Father Maxi: [Removes kippah and scarf.] "Yea, let us ponder the Lord's mercy. Ashes to ashes, dust to dust."
[The piper plays Hava Nagila again]
[Cartman and Kyle's thoughts on The Infamous Hero]
Kyle: Who the hell would they want to watch Daphne being a sarcastic cheapskate, Squidward being an toxic friend to him, their Mom and Velma being evil assholes, or their Dad being a hero anyway? [drops to a whisper] The Hero freakin' sucked balls.
Cartman: Yeah, it sucked Hairy Butters' chin balls.

There's a Sponge in My Soup [11.5b]

[SpongeBob is seen walking down the the Krusty Krab. A Giant Pearl, a melting Fire Hydrant, and Patrick are also shown in the background]
Patrick: [On the phone] Okay, bye then.
SpongeBob: I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs
[Patrick puts down the receiver, along with his head, and starts moonwalking. SpongeBob opens his locker, then a flood of water comes out of it. When it stops, a pineapple comes out of it and gets caught in SpongeBob's hands. Richard suddenly appears; only he has become a centaur, and starts talking to SpongeBob in a garbled language with the only real words being "of" (possibly) and "America"]
SpongeBob: No problem, Mr. President! I'll have it on your desk by the year 2025!
[Richard salutes and slides off, leaving a rainbow-colored trail. Cartman bounds in before SpongeBob can turn.]
Cartman: [Furiously] YOU GODDAMN LITTLE ASSHOLE! THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!!!
SpongeBob: What?
Cartman: Everyone's gonna be charitable, and your Dad became a fucking hero instead of you standing up for yourself because of your stupid bastard of yours!! [Kyle and Shelly walk in behind him] YOU FUCKING SARCASTIC SMARTASS THE CHEAPSKATE RUINED EVERYTHING AGAIN!!!! [lunges after SpongeBob, promptly to attack him for disobeying the bet] AAAAAA!!!!! [Kyle and Shelly jump in and hold him back]
Kyle: Whoa, whoa, whoa! Hey, hey! Cool it down, dude. This isn't gonna get us anywhere.
Cartman: It wasn't enough for Squidward to toxically concern your stupid fatass piece of shit, now you let Anais and your Mom get away scot-free after they abused you, huh?!
SpongeBob: Dude, don't freak out. There's enough space in my life for the both of you.
Rocko: Yeah...
Kyle: There, what do you think?
Daphne: So, what do you wanna do today?
Rigby: Who is that girl?
Kyle: That's Daphne, She's a girl with red hair and the member of the Mystery Inc.
Kirby: Yeah, SpongeBob's parents think he's out with them to get some burgers from Joyful Burger, and we have to bring the new Darwin back for dinner.
Cartman: Are you sure about this, Kyle?
Maka: Yeah, I think SpongeBob is going to notice that Daphne isn't Squidward.
Kyle: Not if I say he got kidnapped by every monster and had to be one of every monster's slaves.
Anais: You guys are idiots! It's never going to work, you have to tell SpongeBob the truth!
Kimial Diehl: Come on, dude. If it were your boss, we'd work for you.
[The Non-SpongeBob characters leave]
Anais: [Facepalms] Ugh! This is the stupidest idea...
[Anais starts to walk, but then stops.]
Anais: Wait a minute! No, you wouldn't!
[The Krusty Krab, SpongeBob is making soup. however, Daphne walks onscreen, looking really nervous to tell the truth]
Daphne: Uh.. Hey SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: What are you doing here?
Daphne: Ummm.... Don't get mad, but... [Comes clean] I just wanna let you know that there is a cold day at the Krusty Krab for.... you know?.....
SpongeBob: [Outraged] YOU WHAT?!
[Cuts to Squidward, In the prison, trying to find a way out]
Squidward: How do I get outta here now?
Bloo: [Off-screen] How many times do I HAD to tell you this: There is NO way out of there!
Duncan: Well, except one. [Points at the window] You know what to do.
Squidward: [Looks at the window] Aha! Thanks, Duncan!
[Before Squidward can make the great escape, the door beeps, and Catra, Psycho Dad, and Death enter the room]
Psycho Dad: What the hell are you doing?!
Catra: Prisoner!
Death: That’s Squidward, he's the octopus who was SpongeBob's neighbor. And as such, he's possibly a Token Good Teammate If you ask me.
Catra: I know him all to well, I was just.. Ugh... never mind. Look, Satan tasked us with your interrogation. So, there’s no use resisting.
Squidward: But, Catra, I didn't threw my friends right under my way to work.
Death: Then why would you let Gumball suffer so many times?
Squidward: Because whenever he gets into trouble, I just wanted to help him and make him do the right thing. I mean, I would never do that to my friend.
[Catra zaps the wall at Darwin, and he ducks to dodge]
Catra: I don’t care what it takes. We're going to drag your stupid questions out of you.
Squidward: [Notices the tazer, can grabs it out of Catra] Duude! I wonder that this does?
Catra: What?! Hey!
[Squidward fires Catra’s weapon at the ceiling]
Psycho Dad: What the hell ails you?!
Squidward: I don't know, it just feels right.
Catra: [snatching the weapon back in a rude way] Give it back!
Darwin: But, I like that thing. Can I have it?
Catra: NO! And stop! We're interrogating you!
Squidward: Well, okay.... then, What do you want to know?
Death: Why were you pushing Gumball's luck?
Squidward: Because I'm Patrick and SpongeBob's best friend. And whenever he causes trouble in his sarcastic schemes, I just call him out 24/7 on every turn and... threw him right under the bus.
Catra: You threw Patrick and SpongeBob right under your way to work, just so you can stop his antics?
Squidward: Well, sometimes. But not.... recently.
[The scene changes to the hippies resting in their new place that is warmer than the soup vat]
Moon Gills: You know what? That old man Krabs wasn't such a bad dude after all.
[The hippies hear a splashing sound above]
Sunshine: [giggles] Whoa!
Crystal Dave: Someone just crashed our new pad.
[Their new place turns out to be Daphne's bathtub where Daphne is about to take a nice, hot bath. The hippies pop out]
Moon Gills: Yo, bro, potato?
Daphne: Oh, thanks, man. [eats the potato and swallows it; he opens his eyes and screams] HIPPIES!!!

Episode 6

Man Ray Returns [11.6a]

[The passenger comes out of the taxi, which turns out to be Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy's arch nemesis, Man Ray.]
TV Announcer: Who's this tacky tourist turning up in taxi? Why, it's none other than that mortal enemy of Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy, the evil Man Ray!
Man Ray: Hey, dude, keep it down. I'm not doing any evil this week. I'm on vacation!
TV Announcer: Really?
Man Ray: Yes, really. [hums cheerfully as he enters Squidward's house]

Larry the Floor Manager [11.6b]

SpongeBob: Mr. Krabs! You know we don't treat our customers like that. [Mr. Krabs is stunned] It says right here, in the Krusty Krab manual. [clears throat and reads] "The customer is always right, when they have money."
Mr. Krabs: Oh! Such wise and beautiful words. Thanks for reminding me, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: I'm here to serve, Mr. Krabs


The Legend of Boo-kini Bottom [11.7]

SpongeBob: [looks at the monster jellyfish] Oh, hallo!
Patrick: SpongeBob, don't you know the old saying? The only thing you have to fear is... yourself! [looks at mirror] Ah! Stop staring at me like that!
Gumball and Anais: [their souls are in one of the Dutchman's cages] SpongeBob! Patrick! Help me!!!
SpongeBob: [laughs] That almost looks like Those two! [laughs]
Mr. Krabs: [his and Plankton's souls are in two of the Dutchman's cages] SpongeBob!
Plankton: Patrick!
Daphne: [her and Gary's souls are in two other cages] Help us!!!
Gary: [forlornly] Meow, meow!
SpongeBob: [laughs] That almost looked like Mr. Krabs and Daphne and Gary and Plankton! [giggles] Funny! Oh, Patrick, this is hysterical! [laughs] Why aren't you laughing? [giggles until he notices Patrick's motionless body] Patrick? What's wrong with you?
Patrick: [his soul suddenly appears in one of the Dutchman's cages] Help me, SpongeBob! My body's butt itches!
SpongeBob: Patrick? Is this really happening? Hey, this isn't funny.
Patrick: I was wrong, SpongeBob. Sometimes, scary equals scary!
SpongeBob: [screams at Patrick's motionless body] Hm? [pulls out his chalkboard, erases the word "funny," and replaces it with "AHHH!"] Yup. I got the same answer. Scary equals "Ahh!"
SpongeBob's Skeleton: That's the scariest thing I ever saw in my life!
SpongeBob's Skin: Me too! But we gotta go back.
SpongeBob's Skeleton: Go back?! Are you nuts?!
SpongeBob's Skin: Show a little backbone! We gotta save our friends!
SpongeBob's Skeleton: Oh, you're right, but I'm still scared. Will you hold my hand?
SpongeBob's Skin: Deal! [they both go back together and SpongeBob heads back to rescue his friends]

Episode 8

No Pictures Please [11.8a]

SpongeBob: Patrick, you gotta hide! There's an angry mob... [sees an angry mob with police cars around Patrick's rock; deflatedly] Coming for you. They're here.
Sandy: They done busted my dome!
Ol' Ribeye: They wrecked me up!
Anais: They broke in to my bedroom!
Rocko: They interrupted us!
Daphne: They got pictures of me naked!
Mr. Krabs: No one wants to see your moles.
Crowd: Ew!
Mr. Krabs: Officer! [grabs Officer John and pushes him to Rube] That guy's camera took pictures of me Krabby Patty ingredients. And I want that film, before Plankton gets it!
[Officer John pushes Mr. Krabs aside and grabs Rube's camera. He opens it and sees Plankton already inside of it, but the camera itself appears to not have any film in it.]
Plankton: Way ahead of you, Krabs. But there's no film in this camera at all.
Everyone: Huh?
Officer John: That's strange.
[Everyone looks at Rube in confusion.]
Rube: Sorry for the misunderstandin', everybody, but I didn't take any pictures today. I don't even have a camera.
[The camera disappears, with Plankton falling to the ground which surprises everyone.]
Everyone: [shocked] Huh?!
Rube: In fact... [waves his arms as his voice fades] I'm not even here.
[Rube disappears completely and everyone gasps in a shocking surprise.]
Patrick: [nervously] Um...uh... [waves his hands in the air; it turns out that Rube was nothing more than an illusion] And we're backing away, and backing away, and backing away!
[Everyone backs away in fear and runs off. The screen fades back into "The Tidal Zone."]
French Narrator: You see? I told you. Things always get weird in "The Tidal Zone." [cackling wickedly]
Rube: [appears in "The Tidal Zone" and takes pictures] Amazing! [floats away as the episode comes to an end]

Stuck on the Roof [11.8b]

[It's night, and SpongeBob still won't come down from the roof of the Krusty Krab]
SpongeBob: I sure do miss my friends. Hey, maybe I can see them from up here. [looks out from the roof and sees his house, Squidward's house, and Patrick's house. Inside Squidward's house, Daphne is preparing herself dinner] Ooh, looks like Daphne has a date. Good for him. It can be so tough to put yourself out there. [He sees Daphne clink both glasses of wine and drink them both] Oh, no. Poor Daphne. He's all alone! [He gets an idea and lights up- literally] Ah! [pulls out a flashlight from one of his pores] Don't worry, friend. I'm here for you. [shines a light down at Squidward's house and makes a shadow puppet. The shadow puppet massages Daphne's head and back. The octopus enjoys the massage, his eyes closed]
Daphne: Hm? Oh! Oh, that feels good. [She opens her eyes] Huh? [Her mouth drops open and he sees a giant shadow stretching across her ceiling. He dives across his table, clings to the wall and screams as though she'd seen a ghost]
SpongeBob: Hmm, maybe he's hungry.
[Daphne is standing with her hand on her head, wondering what that horrible sight she'd just seen was. SpongeBob's shadow puppet reappears, forces Daphne's mouth open and tries to feed him her dinner, but Daphne springs to the door and struggles to get it open]
SpongeBob: Come on, Daph! Eat your... [There's a crack as SpongeBob's hand cramps up] Ow! Hand cramp! Hand cramp! [The shadow starts clumsily knocking things around and throws Squidward's dinner on top of him] Ow, ow, ow, ow!
[His shadow puppet knocks over the table. Daphne runs to the window and struggles to open it. It won't budge so he pounds on it, yelling in distress. One of the shadow puppet fingers comes crashing down on Daphne's head by accident. The octopus' Moai house jumps about due to all of the commotion going on inside and soon its resident named Daphne Blake runs out screaming]
SpongeBob: Guess he wasn't hungry after all.
[The customers stomp their feet to the music. Outside, the rain starts wearing out the mud, and so the Krusty Krab begins to sink in. Meanwhile, Squidward is still sleeping, oblivious to the fact that the Krusty Krab is sinking in. Everyone upstairs still continues to dance as the original Krusty Krab sinks into the mud. Suddenly, the rain stopped and out comes a rainbow. Everyone comes outside happy.]
SpongeBob: Hooray! We're not on the roof anymore!
Mr. Krabs: You know, after all that dancing and partying today, tomorrow's gonna feel like starting a new business!
SpongeBob: And I'm looking forward to getting in on the ground floor with you!
[Mr. Krabs, SpongeBob, and the customers laugh. Meanwhile, underground, Daphne wakes up from her nap and looks at her watch.]
Daphne: Time to go home already? [jumps off her bed and heads to the door, but bumps into dirt] Ow. [screams as dirt floods the entire bottom floor of the original Krusty Krab, trapping her as the episode ends]

Episode 9

Krabby Patty Creature Feature [11.9a]

Plankton: SpongeBob, what are you doing? How are the customers supposed to get in now?
SpongeBob: Those aren't customers out there, Plankton. They're all Krabby Patty zombie monsters! And they're forcing everybody to eat them! You and I are the last two survivors!
Plankton: Krabby Patty zombies? Heh. I'll believe it when I see it. [Suddenly, the Krabby Patty zombie break through the boards and they gather around the Chum Bucket.] Okay, I believe it!

Teacher's Pests [11.9b]

Mrs. Puff: [chomps the apple tree and grabs it] You want stars? I'll Give you stars!!!!! [Whacks Plankton and Mr. Krabs with the apple tree]
Plankton: Beautiful stars...

Episode 10

Sanitation Insanity [11.10a]

Trash Inspector #1: [speaking through walkie-talkie] Come in, base. We found the trash flingers.
[The purple trash inspector grabs a mop and pokes Daphne.]
Daphne: Ow. Ugh? Ugh. Ow.
Trash Inspector #2: [picks up a blob of trash with a stick] Mm-hmm. [sniffs the trash and tastes it] Just as I thought. Trying to save money on trash bags.
Mr. Krabs: I don't know what you're talking about, sir.
Trash Inspector #1: You call us Trash Inspector, not sir! We didn't go to garbage school for nothing!
Trash Inspectors: [show off their rings] Go Fighting Filthies!
Mr. Krabs: Whatever you sir, inspector.
Trash Inspector #2: What I say is... [puts on a soda can shaped judge wig] You have been found guilty of willful cheapskatery and flagrant trash flinging.
Trash Inspector #1: Your sentence is to collect all the garbage in Bikini Bottom using that. [points to a baby] Uh... that one. [points to a garbage truck]
Mr. Krabs: Whatever you say, inspectorers.

Bunny Hunt [11.10b]

[The sea bunnies crawl into Squidward's house. Daphne zips the door shut as sea bunnies crawl under the wallpaper. Daphne hides under the table and dials the shellphone.]
Daphne: Hello, Animal Control? Save me!
[The sea bunnies emerge from the wallpaper and from one of Squidward's paintings. More sea bunnies emerge from the cabinets while others emerge from the electric outlet. Daphne blubbers in panic as sea bunnies invade his house. One sea bunny emerges from his nose. His entire house is flooded with sea bunnies. Daphne escapes from the upper window of her house. She gets up and groans like an old man. She shakes the sea bunnies off her and growls in anger. Sh grabs a mallet from the shed and spits on his hand.]
Daphne: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! GAH! [hits her house with the mallet] That'll get them out.
[Squidward's house cracks and breaks into two halves. The sea bunnies form into his own house from underneath the wallpaper, much to Daph's horror.]
SpongeBob: Sorry about your house, Daph.
Patrick: Yeah. We just heard.
[Daphne is overwhelmed with what she did and whacked himself on the head with the mallet. Her head opens and her brain flies out. Daphne goes mentally insane and grows bunny ears, whiskers, a pair of buckteeth, and a fluffy tail. She then begins to hop like a sea bunny.]
Daphne: [maniacal laugh] I'm a bunny now! [crazy laugh] I'm a bunny now! I'm a bunny now!
Animal Control Officer: Okay, Mrs. Blake, easy does it. [puts a straitjacket on Daphne]
[Daphne kicks the animal control officer in the face and runs away. The animal control officer gets up and goes after the mentally-crazed Daphne with the net.]
Daphne: [maniacal laugh] I'm a bunny now! [crazy laugh] I'm a bunny now!
[As the animal control officer chase after the crazy squid into the sunset, one sea bunny makes a face to look like Squidward. He mumbles like Squidward and plays "Shave and a Haircut" on the clarinet before closing the sea bunny window, ending the episode.]

Episode 11

Daph Noir [11.11a]

Daphne: SpongeBob, what have you done with my clarinet?
SpongeBob: Ooh, Squidward, you're so hard-boiled. Are you playing a game? Oh, oh, can I play?
Daphne: I know you stole my clarinet! [slapping SpongeBob] Tell me... where... it... is!?
SpongeBob: [slapping himself] I... don't... know! [giggles] It couldn't have been me, Daph. I have an alibi. I was at Grandma's house all day and I have the kissy marks to prove it. [points to the kissy marks on his head] See? There's room for one more.
[Daph is grossed out and he pushes SpongeBob away]
Daphne [narrating]: His alibi was solid. Only a family member could stomach putting their lips on this fool.
SpongeBob: You know, we have lots of friends. Maybe they could help us find your clarinet.
Daphne: I don't have friends. I have suspects.
SpongeBob: Oh, Squidward, don't you know a suspect is just a friend you haven't cleared of charges yet? [gets pushes down by Daphne] So... can I help you solve your case? Please, please, please?
Daphne: Try not to get in the way.
SpongeBob: Yeah! It's a play-date! I mean... [changes into his detective clothes] All right, I'll partner up with you this time. [flips a coin and it disappears] Huh?

Scavenger Pants [11.11b]

Patrick: It's so straight-downy.
SpongeBob: Don't worry, Patrick. A scavenger is always prepared. [pulls out a rope, ties it to a nearby rock and goes to climb down, but the rope isn't long enough] The rope is too short! We need another one!
Patrick: [throws down a rope] Here!
SpongeBob: Thanks, Patrick! Where'd you get another rope?
Patrick: From that rock!
[Patrick slips off the edge and falls down into the canyon with SpongeBob, crashing into some stalagmites in the process. They both crash to the ground below the canyon.]
SpongeBob: Found it!

Episode 12

Cuddle E. Hugs [11.12a]

[Daphne lethargically enters the Krusty Krab]
Daphne: Sorry I'm late, I...
[She sees the Krusty Krab in chaos, with people either lying in a pile or running around and screaming]
Daphne: [unnerved] Um... back to bed.

Pat the Horse [11.12b]

[The episode begins at Patrick's house during the night. A shooting star flies in the sky.]
SpongeBob: Okay, Patrick, one more book, then you go to sleep, 'kay?
Patrick: 'Kay.
SpongeBob: This one is called "You Can Be Anything."
Patrick: [blabbers as he spins over his bed] I can be anything?
SpongeBob: Oh, sure you can, pal. [opens the book and shows the page with a fireman pop-out] You can be a firefighter... [the fireman pop-out sprays water in Patrick's face; SpongeBob turns the page that shows a doctor pop-out] You can be a doctor... [Patrick whimpers; SpongeBob turns the page and shows a cowboy pop-out] You can be a cowboy.
Patrick: That's what I want to be!
SpongeBob: Cowboy. Great choice.
Patrick: No, no, no, no, no! [points to the horse pop out] That.
SpongeBob: A horse? [chuckles] Buddy, I don't think you want to be a horse.
Patrick: You said I can be anything, and—and I want to be a horse! [His eyes thump SpongeBob's eyes.]
SpongeBob: Sure, sure, you can be a horse. [tucks Patrick in his sand bed and sighs] Nighty-night, Patrick. [turns out the light and leaves]

Episode 13

Chatterbox Gary [11.13a]

Daphne: Why would you wanna talk to him?
SpongeBob: Who wouldn't want to talk to their pet?
Daphne: I was talking to Gary.
[Daph has replaced SpongeBob's pet translator with a walkie talkie, and speaks into the receiver]
Daph: [in her normal voice] Oh, PapaBob... [She realizes her mistake and clears her throat] No, no. [She clears her throat and speaks in a deep, Grumbles Grizzly-type voice] Oh, PapaBob...

Don't Feed the Clowns [11.13b]

Ringmaster: Don't feed the CLOOWWNNNSSS!!
Later on:
SpongeBob: Go on, little clown. Oh, I mean "Mr. Little Clown"!

Episode 14

Drive Happy [11.14a]

Daphne: [looking through the window at a clarinet store] Hmm? Huh? [sees SpongeBob riding Coupe and playing instruments along the way]
SpongeBob: Hi, Daphne Blake! [blows a clarinet in Daphne's face]
Daphne: [bewildered] Oh, I need to erase this from my mind. [pulls her scarf to open his head, takes out his brain, erases it clean with a pencil, and puts her brain back in, making him dumb] Duh! What's a SpongeBob?! [drools]

Old Man Patrick [11.14b]

Patrick: Do I know you, young man?
SpongeBob: Patrick, it's me! Remember? [sings his theme song] Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Patrick: I don't know... uh, a wizard?
SpongeBob: [jumps in a bath] Absorbent and yellow and porous is he! [water squirts out of him] Eeurrgh…
Patrick: S-SpongeBob SquarePants!
SpongeBob: [plays the nose flute in the tune of the end of his song] Bahahaha! The one and only!

Episode 15

Fun-Sized Friends [11.15a]

Daphne: What are you two dizzy dingbats doing out here?!
SpongeBob: Just treasuring our time together, Daph.
Daphne: Well, that time is over! Say good night, go to your separate houses, and be quiet! [SpongeBob and Patrick whimper and cry]
Patrick: [cries] I can't do it! I can't be away from my best friend!
SpongeBob: [cries] No, it hurts too much! [he and Patrick continue to cry.]
Daphne: Oh, will you two cut it out? [SpongeBob and Patrick stop crying]
SpongeBob: Cut it out... Daph, that's a great idea!
Daphne and Patrick: It is?
[SpongeBob takes out a pair of scissors, cuts off part of his head and forms it into a tiny version of himself.]
Patrick: Wow! My turn!
[Patrick rips his head off and also forms it into a tiny version of himself. SpongeBob and Patrick hug each as the tiny versions of themselves hug and dance around.]
Daphne: I think I'm gonna be sick! [gets sick and runs back into his house]
SpongeBob: [gives Mini SpongeBob to Patrick] Here you go, Patrick. Now we never have to be apart, [Patrick gives SpongeBob Mini Patrick] even when we're not together.
Patrick: This is great. See you forever, SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Yeah, see you forever, Patrick. [enters his house and yawns] Time for bed, Tiny Patrick.
[Mini Patrick jumps happily on SpongeBob's hands and hops on his head as SpongeBob goes upstairs. Bubble transition to SpongeBob washing his face with soap and water. Mini Patrick jumps off of SpongeBob's head and dives into the sink. He pops out of the suds and rides on the rubber duck like a cowboy. Bubble transition to Mini SpongeBob brushing Patrick's teeth. However, he shrivels up by the bad odor inside Patrick's mouth and falls into the sink.]
Patrick: Hmm.

Grandmum's The Word [11.15b]

[A bus pulls over at the Krusty Krab, now the Krusty Plankton. Lily Plankton comes out and meets up with Plankton and Karen.]
Plankton: Hi, Grandma. Happy birthday.
Karen: Nice to see you again, Grandma Plankton.
Lily Plankton: [lifts her glasses] Ugh. Who invited C-Pee-Eww? [laughs]
Karen: [feels rejected] All right, I tried. [she leaves angrily, running Plankton over]
Plankton: Owuh! [unsticks his squished body from the road] Let me help you with your bag, Grandma. [gets smacked in the face by Lily's purse] Ouch! [escorts his grandmother into the restaurant] Well, here we are, Grandma. Welcome to the Krusty Plankton. I named it after you.
Lily Plankton: [pinches Plankton's cheek] Oh, well, aren't you a sweet grandson? [sees SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs] Who are they?
Plankton: They're just my employees, Grandma. Meet SpongeBob and Eugene.
SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs: Hello, Grandma Plankton.
Lily Plankton: They look like very nice boys, and I'll bet they're even nicer when they're working.
Plankton: You heard Grandma! We ain't running a welcome wagon here! Get back to work!
[SpongeBob runs back and forth until he jumps back into the kitchen.]
Mr. Krabs: [chuckles] Yeah, sure thing, Plankton. [laughs until Plankton pushes a bucket of cleaning supplies onto Mr. Krabs, making him fall flat on his face on the floor]
Plankton: [pokes Mr. Krabs' eye] That's Mr. Plankton to you, busboy.

Episode 16

Doodle Dimension [11.16a]

Patrick: I miss real Krabby Patties!
SpongeBob: I miss Mr. Krabs.
Patrick: I miss Sandy.
SpongeBob: I miss Gary.
Both: I miss Squidward!
Patrick: You know who I miss most of all? [takes the pencil and draws a mini version of DoodleBob] SpongeBob!
SpongeBob: But Patrick, I'm right here.
Sandy: I ain't fixed the vortex yet! How in tarnation did you get back?
SpongeBob: Sandy saved us. [he and Patrick leave]
Sandy: [confused] What? [the old coot's hand appears through the vortex and taps Sandy's shoulder] Huh? Huh?
Old coot: Give me back my nuts!
[Sandy gulps nervously as the screen irises out on her. DoodleBob appears and writes "The End" on the screen, ending the episode.]

Moving Bubble Bass [11.16b]

[the episode begins with the start of the late-night talk show "Snark Chat with Bubble Bass"]
Narrator: Snark Chat with Bubble Bass.
Bubble Bass: And we're back. My first guest had dinner with me just last night. He's a close personal friend of mine. Please welcome the Krabby Patty. [audience clap] Great to have you back on the program.
Krabby Patty: Great to be here, BB.
Bubble Bass: Well, I'm sorry to say it, but last night, you were not quite as delicious as one would hope.
Krabby Patty: Oh, don't worry, I'm sure Mr. Krabs will give you a refund.
[a percussion rimshot sting is heard, followed by Bubble Bass and the Krabby Patty laughing, Mama Bass interrupts the show as his dream ends]
Mama Bass: [voiceover] Bubble Bass, who are you talking to down there?
Bubble Bass: Mother! Please stop trying to undermine my fantasy talk show! [Krabby Patty thuds as a cardboard] Mmph.
Mama Bass: [voiceover] You march yourself upstairs this instant! Take out the garbage, dry the dishes, and walk the worm!
Bubble Bass: Ooh, I don't feel like it! Huh? [Mama Bass throws garbage, two dishes, and the worm at him, who swallows the second dish] That tears it, Mother! [grunts] I am moving out! [slams the front door]
Mama Bass: [voiceover] Moving? Hah! You can't even do your own laundry! [grunts and throws an underwear at Bubble Bass]
Bubble Bass: I hope you didn't damage my goods.
SpongeBob: Oh, your goods are all good, Bubble Bass. And we sure build up an appetite for that free lunch. [Patrick gulps out a bib and fork and knife]
Bubble Bass: Oh, yes, about that. I'm afraid I was waiting for you so long that I ate them! [eats the paper bags] Mmm. [belches and SpongeBob whimpers]
Patrick: [inhales and swallows the fork, knife, and bib. grumbles] If my friend SpongeBob doesn't get his free lunch, [a realistic close-up of Patrick's face] things are gonna get crazy! [pants while Bubble Bass melts]
SpongeBob: That was the meanest thing I ever saw, Bubble Bass. You, sir, have crossed the line of aquatic decency. You might think you took a couple of bottom feeders like us for a ride today, but I got a newsflash for you, slappy. These bottom-feeders wouldn't eat your free lunch if you paid us.
Patrick: I would.
SpongeBob: Come, Patrick. I'll make you a free Krabby Patty for $2.50 plus tax.
Bubble Bass: [watches the pair leave and laughs] Well, you pulled it off, Bubble Bass. And you didn't even have to flick a fin. [hums and opens a box]
Mama Bass: [emerges from a box and growls] Bubble Bass, why do you think it's funny to pack your mother in a box and drag her all over town?!
Bubble Bass: [shocked] MOTHER?! [grunts as she picks him up and stuffs him in two boxes]
Mama Bass: [pulls a dolly out her hair] We'll just see how you like it! [pants as she pushes him]
Bubble Bass: I didn't do it! [Mama Bass bumps into a mailbox] OW! [bumps him into a building] Mother, please— [grunts] It was SpongeBob and Patrick! [grunts] I'll dry the dishes, Mommy. [grunts] I love you, Mommy. [episode irises out on him inside the box]

Episode 17

Bottle Burglars [11.17a]

[SpongeBob and Catra sneak behind the Chum Bucket. Catra goes to the front doors, but a meow sound startles him]
Catra: Nyah! Whaa?
SpongeBob: [appears in a cat costume] Sorry. [laughs] Stepped on my (cat) tail.
Catra: What are you wearing?
SpongeBob: I'm a cat burglar! [purrs and meows around Catra and stops] Okay, I'll change. [rips off his cat costume]

High Sea Diving [11.17b]

Nat Peterson: Hooray for SpongeBob! He's our hero!
[The townsfolk cheer. But their cheering shakes the ladder even more.]
SpongeBob: No! Ahh! Ohh--ow!
[The ladder crumbles and all of the trash as well as SpongeBob, Old Man Jenkins, and the townsfolk are sent crashing down to Bikini Bottom. The city is now a complete mess with trash.]
Old Man Jenkins: [pops out from the trash, grabs a bottle cap and a fork, and stands on Nat Peterson's head] I'm King Neptune! King of the seven seas, the lakes, rivers, puddles... [spits saliva into a spittoon] And spit too! I'm the king of spit!
King Neptune: [off-screen] So you're the king of spit? [thunder roars]
Old Man Jenkins: [nervously] Uh-oh.
[Out from the clouds, the real King Neptune appears on his chariot and he's not very happy.]
King Neptune: "Uh-oh" is right.
[Old Man Jenkins stands scared as Nat Peterson, upon seeing the real King Neptune, whimpers in fear. He grabs a suitcase and runs away. King Neptune ignites his trident and zaps Old Man Jenkins, burning him to a crisp.]
Old Man Jenkins: I smell like toast. Am I breakfast? [bites off his hand] Needs jelly.
Mr. Krabs: [comes by and notices the pile of trash. He also notices SpongeBob's hands sticking out from underneath] Hmm? [pulls out a mortally wounded SpongeBob] Ooh, well, look at that. Someone threw away a good SpongeBob standee. [laughs and throws SpongeBob in his truck-load of SpongeBob-standees] Yagh! [closes the trunk] Oof! [climbs in the truck] Ugh. [drives away with his truck, carrying SpongeBob and the standees inside]
SpongeBob: They called me a hero.

Episode 18

My Leg! [11.18a]

Fred: [crushed by by the lighthouse's antenna at Mrs. Puff's boating school] My leg! [run over by an old man's stroller at the circus] Ah! My leg! [while weight lifting] My leg(s)! [fishing out his leg] Hmm? My leg! [the screen then shows Fred being part of Charlie's magic show, where his leg is detached] My leg! [watching TV] My leg!? [crush by a steamroller] My leg(s)! [being drilled in the garbage disposal] My leg! [being blown by an air vent] My leg(s)… [being sawed off by aliens] My leg! [served as a dinner entrée to a hungry human at a restaurant] My leg(s)! [whimpers while being zapped] My leg!
Fred: Hey everybody, look who's back!
Construction workers: My leg!
[As Fred goes to begin his job, SpongeBob, who is shaped like Fred, continues to follow him. He hides behind the drilling machine just as Fred is preparing to work. Fred begins his job by pushing logs through the drilling machine.]
SpongeBob: [rips himself in half] This is his job!? Oh, no. Not safe. Must think. [puts on a fake mustache and construction helmet; talks in a deep voice] Welcome back, Fred. Nice leg work, but you know, it's a lot safer if you use a... table leg instead. [pulls out a table leg]
Fred: Wow! Really?
SpongeBob: [chuckles] Now Fred, I wouldn't pull your leg! Watch this. [pushes the log in the drilling machine, but ends up getting caught in the blades] Huh?
[With SpongeBob jamming the machine, it starts to overload and the construction workers flee the factory. The factory unleashes a devastating explosion. The smoke clears and SpongeBob pops out from the debris.]
SpongeBob: [sighs] Well, at least Fred's leg is safe.
Fred: My leg is really stressing out, Dr. Charley Horse.
Dr. Charley Horse: [examining Fred's leg] Hmm. Uh-huh. [twists Fred's leg and bite it] You're right, Fred. It's so tense, but I've got just the remedy. Take off your shoes and follow me.
Patrick: [wearing a gas mask] So far this plan stinks.
SpongeBob: This is no time to be smelling stinks, Patrick. I need to protect Fred's leg, and I can't do it alone.
Charley Horse: The only way to relax your LEG is to walk on... hot coals. [removes the rug]
SpongeBob and Patrick: Hot coals!?
[SpongeBob goes to protect Fred while Patrick hides in a sock.]
Dr. Horse: Now, Fred, close your eyes, and repeat after me the ancient mantra, "My feet are cold, my feet are cold…"
Fred and Dr. Horse: 'My feet are cold.'
Fred: My feet are cold. [stretches his foot out over the hot coals, but SpongeBob lays himself underneath] My feet are cold. [walks on top of SpongeBob as he burns] My feet are cold.
SpongeBob: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
Fred: My feet are cold. Whoa! [falls on the hot coals] My butt!
Horse: [his voice gets higher and starts to shrink as he walks on the hot coals] Oh! My feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold, my feet are cold…! [disappears; forms a word above the coals and whispers] Transcendence.
Fred: SpongeBob, why are you following my leg?! [pulls SpongeBob off his leg]
SpongeBob: Fred, you have to listen to me. Your leg is in constant danger. Isn't that so, Patrick?
Patrick: I think I hurt my leg. [shows the bite mark on his leg]
Fred: Aww, gee, some guys get all the lucky breaks. [kicks an empty can in SpongeBob's face]
SpongeBob: [pulls the can off his face] At least you know that your leg's perimeter is secured.
Fred: I know. I just miss being at the hospital.
SpongeBob: Why?
Fred: Well, secretly...
SpongeBob: Ooh! [leans closer to listen]
Fred: [whispers] I'm in love with a nurse.
SpongeBob: Ooh, you're in love with a nurse? Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo! Fred, I've got an idea. Why don't we hurt your leg so you can be reunited with your lady fair?
Fred: Let's do it, and we should step on it. It's almost time for her break.
SpongeBob: I'd say it's almost time for your break.
Fred: [sighs] Thank you, SpongeBob. If it wasn't for you, I never would have made it back to my angel goddess.
SpongeBob: Oh, don't thank me, Fred. Your leg did all the heavy lifting. I can't wait to meet this angel goddess of yours.
Fred: Well, wait no longer, SpongeBob. Hello, Nurse Bazooka!
SpongeBob: Nurse Bazooka?
Nurse Bazooka: Sponge bath time!
Fred: You know, this reminds me of a song. [sings] ♪ When I met you, my fingers went numb and my arms were all aloof.
But I tripped over your heart.
And now, my loneliness went poof.
Because... my leg is in love!
Hey, my leg is in love!
Like an old, snug shoe that fits like a glove!
My leg is in love!
Wow, my leg is in love!
Through my femur to the marrow is where Cupid shot an arrow!
So, my leg is in love!
Whoa! My leg is in love!
My calves are getting restless!
My quads are going crazy!
I'm in love with a nurse, and I think her name is Daisy! ♪
Nurse Daisy Bazooka: [blushes] Me?
Chorus: ♪ His leg is in love!
Yeah! His leg is in love! ♪
Fred: ♪ I really mean it!
Yeah, my leg! ♪
Chorus: ♪ His leg! ♪
Fred: ♪ Oh, yes! ♪
Chorus: ♪ Oh, yes! ♪
Fred: ♪ My leg is in love! ♪
Chorus: ♪ His leg is in love! ♪
Fred: ♪ Yeah! ♪

Blood Lemonade [11.18b]

Episode 19

Mustard O'Mine [11.19a]

Shopping List [11.19b]

[Mr. Krabs is bathing in a tub of money in the restaurant. SpongeBob and Sandy enter the restaurant and sulk over to Mr. Krabs.]
SpongeBob: Oh, Mr. Krabs! [Mr. Krabs gasps and hides in the tub] I got all the secret ingredients on your list, but Plankton stole them all! I made the apocalypse!
[SpongeBob cries a fountain of tears and spray them all over the restaurant, which hits Mr. Krabs. Sandy gets drenched on by the tears and activates the windshield wipers on her helmet.]
Mr. Krabs: [plugs SpongeBob's mouth with a cork] Now, now, son. You didn't make the apocalypse. I couldn't afford to have Plankton following me while I was getting the real ingredients at the Barg'N-Mart, could I?
[Mr. Krabs pushes the button on the table Fred is eating on and it flips over showing a shopping cart containing the real Krabby Patty ingredients.]
Fred: [screams] MY LEG!
SpongeBob: So, my list was a fake? So, no apocalypse?
Mr. Krabs: No apocalypse.
SpongeBob: I saved the world! [laughs and dances around the restaurant while Sandy glares angrily at Mr. Krabs] No apocalypse! No apocalypse! No apocalypse! No apocalypse!
Mr. Krabs: Let's not go too far.
Sandy: [rolls up her sleeves] You mean you sent my best friend on a dangerous wild goose chase just so you could go shopping?! [backs Mr. Krabs into his office] Excuse us, SpongeBob. [closes the door while wearing her karate glove] This is for my tail!
Mr. Krabs: Wait, Sandy, I was—
Sandy: Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs really hard. Mr. Krabs ends up crashing into the door, buttocks first] This is for almost getting us killed!
Mr. Krabs: Wait, Sandy!
Sandy: Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs really hard again. This time, head first at the door, and comes out with a bag of money as compensation for Sandy's submarine] And this is for my submarine, Matilda!
[Mr. Krabs comes out and is completely beaten up.]
Sandy: [kicks the plank Mr. Krabs is standing on] Hi-yah! Hi-yah! [karate chops Mr. Krabs and sends him flying through the roof]
Mr. Krabs: Well, I guess I had that coming.
[Meanwhile, at the Chum Bucket, Plankton is fixing up a batch of Krabby Patties with the fake ingredients.]
Plankton: Can you believe it, Karen? After all these years, the secret ingredients are finally here! And the final ingredient: [pulls out a bucket of ghost dandruff from the bag] ghost dandruff!
Karen: [backs away] I wouldn't add that last one...
Plankton: [adds ghost dandruff to the batch] Ha, ha! I can't wait to see the look on Krabs' face!
[Plankton stirs the fake ingredients all together. Then all of a sudden, the Chum Bucket explodes and sends Plankton flying in the sky.]
Plankton: [screams until he sees Mr. Krabs] Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Plankton.

Episode 20

Whale Watching [11.20a]

Rocko: Pearl! Are you all right?
Pearl: Oh, Rocko! I'm so sorry I didn't listen to you!
Rocko: It's okay! Let's just get you out of here!
[He tries to pull her back underwater, but only manages to pull her boots off, and is sent flying backwards. He pulls on her legs again, and this time only ends up tearing his own arms off]
Squidward: Okay! Okay, just hold on a second!
[He darts off]
Filburt: Hold on? What are you-?
[His arms having grown back like nothing happened, Rocko plugs his bicycle pump into Pearl's blowhole and pumps as fast as he can. Pearl inflates like a balloon and starts to float in the air. Rocko yanks the pump away from her blowhole. Pearl deflates quickly, is sent careening through the sky, and when she is back to her normal size, plunges back into the water and lands safely on the back of Squidward's bike.]

Krusty Kleaners [11.20b]

[The last wall breaks apart and falls outside the building. Now, the entire building is completely destroyed. The scene changes to SpongeBob and Patrick finally cleaning the stain off the floor of the main office right before dawn.]
SpongeBob: SpongeBob SquarePants always keeps his word. That carpet is clean.
Patrick: And I helped!
SpongeBob: You sure did, buddy! Come on, pal. Let's go get us a snack.
Patrick: Oh, I like that sound, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob and Patrick leave the building as it now stands in ruin. Meanwhile, the worker, who was not aware of the destruction, gets up from his chair, stretches and prepares to leave. However, he falls downward. The security guard enters the ruins of the building and catches the worker. He sees the place completely destroyed and drops the worker.]
Security Guard: I quit.

Episode 21

Patnocchio [11.21a]

ChefBob [11.21b]

Mr. Krabs: Break a leg. Break two legs.
Fred: MY LEG!
Mr. Krabs: Shut up, Fred!

Episode 22

Plankton Paranoia [11.22a]

Mr. Krabs: I know you're in here, Plankton. Where are you hiding?
Plankton: [off-screen] I'm right here... [Mr. Krabs jumps out and sees the television on] at the Chum Bucket! Come on down and try our new Chum Nuggets.
Mr. Krabs: Heh. [turns off the television] Whew. [sees Plankton's shadow and gasps; he hides behind a pole; he looks and sees that is was only a cup with two straws] Oh. [chuckles] Just a—just a cup.
[Mr. Krabs hallucinates when he sees the cup transform into Plankton. Plankton laughs evilly and Mr. Krabs becomes scared. Everywhere he looks, he sees everything transform into various images of Plankton, laughing at Mr. Krabs. Mr. Krabs runs to escape, but no matter how he attempts to escape, all of the images of Plankton keep following him while laughing. Mr. Krabs crawls into a hole, which turns into Plankton's eyeball and reveals a red demonic version of Plankton holding the secret formula while laughing. Back in reality, Mr. Krabs is completely losing himself and screams. He runs to the bathroom and goes to wash his face at the sink.]
Mr. Krabs: [washes his face] Get ahold of yourself. Get ahold of yourself. [turns off the faucet and sighs] I'm starting to see things. [laughs]
[Mr. Krabs hallucinates again as he is seeing his eyestalks transform into Plankton. He screams and gibbers. He runs up the pole with the formula and pops out from the ceiling.]

Library Cards [11.22b]

SpongeBob: [straightens himself out] Oh, tender, naïve Patrick, it's not that kind of playground. It's a place to read books! See?
Patrick: Oh, I love books! [laughs and throws books around] Book! Book! [SpongeBob dodges the incoming books] Book!
SpongeBob: [whispers] Gary, I don't think Patrick knows how to use a book properly. [gets hit in the face by a book] Ow! [removes the book and grabs Patrick] Behold the books, Patrick. Each one has a story to tell.
Patrick: Whoa.
SpongeBob: Look out! Those books are cliffhangers, stories for the adventurous. [Two books are clinging for their lives on the shelf. Patrick panics and rushes to help them.]
Patrick: I'll save you! [climbs on the shelf] Whoa! [falls down and gets crushed underneath]
SpongeBob: [pulls Patrick out and shows a log-shaped book] There are logbooks, [holds up a really large book entitled, "War and Peace"] unabridged books, [shows a pop-up book that displays London's Tower Bridge] and books with bridges.
Patrick: Whoa! [laughs]
SpongeBob: [puts a book close to his ear] Listen to the soothing sounds of the audiobooks. [hears seagulls cawing and ocean waves] I can hear the ocean.
Patrick: [grabs a book and hears a toilet flushing.] Me too!
[SpongeBob and Patrick laugh.]
SpongeBob: Cookbooks, for the culinarily curious.
Patrick: [takes a page that has a picture of a turkey on it. He puts it on a stove, fries it up, and eats it.] I like the pictures.
SpongeBob: [reaches in Patrick's mouth and grabs the page] Ah, but the pictures are a mere snack! [closes the book and puts it away] It's the words in the book that really feeds your brain. Let's start you off with an old book. [takes an old book that is covered in cobwebs and dust; he parachutes down and opens the book; and eerie dust bunny appears and SpongeBob sniffs it up] Ah, musty old books smell. Now, read the words, Patrick.
Patrick: Oh, read the—oh, uh..."Once...Upon a..." "Once upon a..." Once upon a what?!
SpongeBob: To continue the story, you have to turn the page. [turns a page]
Patrick: Oh. "Time." "Once upon a time!" [laughs and turns pages] That's the most amazing trick I've ever seen! I want to stare at more words!
SpongeBob: Then feast your eyes!
[SpongeBob turns the pages and Patrick goes to read. Inside Patrick's head, his brain is sitting alone on the couch, feeling bored. It picks its nose and smears it on the arm rest. It then sees Patrick looking at the words in the book he's reading.]
Patrick: Once upon a time...

Episode 23

Call the Cops [11.23a]

Mr. Krabs:You and me are getting into that police department to get that formula back!
SpongeBob: How?
[Mr. Krabs puts on a police officer outfit]:
Mr. Krabs: By dressing like the po-po.
SpongeBob: The po-po? Oh, no, no.
Mr. Krabs: [removes SpongeBob's hat with the club] No, no po-po—no job-o for you-o. Comprendo?
SpongeBob: So-so. [gulps] But I'll go-go.

Surf N' Turf [11.23b]

Mr. Krabs: First, we build a furnace to make the bottles.
[Sandy pulls out the molten glass from the furnace. She takes a deep breath and blows the glass into a shoe. She does it the second time and blows it into a human brain. She does it the third time and blows it into a sea shell. She does it the fourth time and makes it into the bottle she needed for her ship.]
Sandy: Perfect and slick as a whistle. [blows in the bottle and makes a whistle; she shows the bottle to Mr. Krabs]
Mr. Krabs: Hmm. [takes out a hammer and smashes the bottle] Try again.
Sandy: [growls in disgust. She makes another bottle and shows it to Mr. Krabs.] Huh?
Mr. Krabs: [smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again.
[Sandy makes another bottle and shows it to Mr. Krabs. This time, Mr. Krabs is on a swing.]
Sandy: Huh?
Mr. Krabs: [smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle.; smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle.; smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [Sandy makes another bottle.; smashes the bottle with the hammer] Try again. [She makes one more bottle and is breathing heavily in anger. Mr. Krabs holds out the hammer and goes to hit the bottle. Sandy cowers as he is going to strike at the bottle. This time, Mr. Krabs doesn't destroy it. He sees it as the perfect bottle for the model ship.] Perfect!
Sandy: Whew!
Mr. Krabs: Now, we can start on the ship. [accidentally smashes her bottle with the hammer] Oh, wait, um, I wasn't supposed to break that one, was I?
Sandy: [whimpers and is completely worn out] I feel like chewed-up twine. I'm goin' to bed. And you can forget about the prize money, 'cause the contest is tomorrow.
Mr. Krabs: [spits his soda out in surprise] Tomorrow?! [cries as his tears fill up his water helmet] Me prize money! Hey, mind if I take a crack at this ship bottle thing?
Sandy: Knock yourself out. [closes the door]

Goons on the Moon [11.24]

Pearl: I'm number one! You're number two! I'm gonna beat the nerd out of you!
Squidina: [huffs] No one beats the nerd out of Squidina! [throws a moon rock at Pearl]
Pearl: Whoa! [ducks from the incoming moon rock] Missed me! [laughs and blows a raspberry]
[Squidina's moon rock float around the moon and hits Pearl in the face.]
Squidina: Science! Yay!

Episode 25

Appointment TV [11.25a]

Stan: [voice over a scene of all the kids walking down Main Street at the amusement park] So today we went to Daisyland with all our possible friends. [cut to Stan seated on a green sofa under a spotlight] It was a really fun time. We rode all the rides and everyone got along great.
Cartman: [on a blue sofa] I think the person that stood out most at the amusement park was Kirby. [cut to Kirby entertaining Stan, Cartman, Kyle, SpongeBob, Mordecai, Rigby, Pac-Man, Mr. Krabs, And everyone]
Kirby: [cut to Kirby on a dark green sofa] Well, the reason I think I would be a perfect friend to Gumball, is that I love eating things, sucking peoples abilites, and..... You know? Float.
Kyle: [seated on a cyan sofa] Julie Hinikawa. Now there's an interesting choice. Julie has a lot of qualities that Gumball has looked forward as a best friend, because she's malicious and both kind-hearted and friendly, for the most part.
Julie: If I was picked as SpongeBob's best friend, what would SpongeBob be like, SpongeBob SquarePants without Squidward... OH WAIT! SpongeBob SquarePants and Julie! [a shot of Julie trying out her new spiked wristbands from the store] You have the best spiked wristbands! [Does a karate chop motion with her wristbands at the process, imitating like she's chopping some bricks with her hand] Ha! Hiya!
Yumi: [delightful] Ohhh, go on.
Pikachu: [a shot of the kids on the mine track ride, Pikachu in front with Mordecai and Rigby. Cut to the electric mouse Pokémon seated on a red sofa] I think I deserve to take Darwin's place the most, because, Finn has Jake, Mordecai has Rigby, Mario has Luigi, Sonic has Tails, Mac has Bloo, and.... you get the idea...
Rigby: ...Yeah, I've only seen him since I've watch Soul Eater at the time.
Mordecai: Good point, dude. It would be best If he joined with Gumball. [Rigby takes a sip of ZOOP soda]
SpongeBob: [a shot of Kyle, Cartman, SpongeBob, and Fygar & Pooka in a spinning teacup] To be honest, Fygar and Pooka are a tough choice because, [cut to SpongeBob talking] even though I can see how long Gumball can last with the two enemies from Dig Dug tagging along with him, Fygar is impulsive and has trouble with his fire breath, and Pooka doesn't even have any hands.
Fygar: Man, I really hope we win, because we can't handle this torment of our arcade game anymore!
Pooka: Yeah, nether do we!
Pac-Man: We decided to get some one-on-one time with my long lost brother, Pacster and ride the Stomach Destroyer rollercoaster. [cut to the Stomach Destroyer] The great thing was that, because Pacster has his Pac-Man Party design, we got to go to the front of the line.
[the boys are escorted to the first car, cut back to Cartman]
Cartman: That was definitely big points for Pacster, you know, but, but then we got to the ride itself, and...
Pacster: [back at the ride. Stan, Cartman, Kyle, SpongeBob, Mac, Bloo, Pac-Man, get on the ride] Hey, can I get a little help here? I can't reach.
Pac-Man: Sure thing, bro.
SpongeBob: Truce?
Cartman: Truce. [turns to his note pad, and writes down some numbers as Pac-Man finally helped Pacster get onto the ride]
Kyle: [on the sofa] But right now I'd say if we're gonna have a long lost... I mean echo friend of Pac-Man, I, I have to pick Bloo. Because he is insensitive, self-centered, but has a good heart underneath it all and can show some kindness at times.
Bloo: [cuts back to the rollercoaster, as everyone began to scream as the ride goes all the way down while they're having fun, much to Bloo, Mordecai and Rigby's excitement] WOO-HOO! THIS IS SO AWESOME!!!
Mordecai and Rigby: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob: [voice over a scene of everybody walking down Main Street at Elmore] One thing for sure. But the biggest problem of all is; picking a new best friend for Gumball isn't going to be easy....
SpongeBob: So.... How is everybody doing?
Pac-Man: Doing good so far.
Rocko: Exactly.
Filburt: Yeah.
Gumball: Alright, alright.
Mordecai: Nothing yet.
Rigby: Me too.
SpongeBob: Cool, cool. You know, I don't know if any of you guys have had that big pack of candy yet, but that's...that is some tasty stuff. That's from the dollar store that Dad was- [SpongeBob suddenly vomits]
Kyle: Woah, dude! Did you have pop rocks and cookies for break- [Kyle vomits too]
Cartman: Ooh, two down, I know someone who won't be having any- [Cartman vomits as karma strikes him in the butt]
Mordecai: I'm starting to feel funny, dude.
Rigby: Well, I feel fine, I guess I'm gonna- [Mordecai & Rigby vomits]
Rocko: I'm confused. What does a big pack of candy look- [Before Kirby can finish his sentence, he vomits violently]
Pac-Man: I can handle this, I've NEVER back'd out on a challenge a long time a- [Pac-Man vomits, and the Ghosts eyeballs come out of his mouth right at Filburt, causing her to vomit as well]
Stan: Oh, boy! That means I win! I get to eat- [Unfortunately for his misfortune, Stan vomits]
[This leads on to a crazy vomit spree]
Pac-Man: [vomits] Oh...Oh, God, why didn't anybody tell m- [vomits a second time]
Kenny: [Stomach growling] Oh, my God.... My insides are on fir- [violently vomits to death, and collapse on the ground]
Cartman: Oh my god! They killed Kenny!
Kyle: You ba- [Cartman, Kyle and Stan vomits again]
Rocko: No, please...no more...no more, no- [vomits again]
Filburt: Rocko, I'm scared! [Filburt vomits]
Rigby: What are we going to do?!
Mordecai: [leaned on his chair] Rigby... Get the phone! Call nine-one-on- [Mordecai vomits]
Kirby: [he stands and backs up] Keeby! Keeby, Keeby, get in here- [Kirby vomits again, sending him to the floor]
Rocko: [he stops vomiting for a second] Okay..... I think it's all gone.
Pac-Man: Yeah.... I think it's- [Pac-Man vomits again, to Rocko's horror]
SpongeBob: How long? How long have I been- [SpongeBob vomits again]
Cartman: Holy f**k! I don't wanna, I don't wanna- [vomits again]
Rigby: Mordecai, I need you to hold my ears... [Mordecai does as instructed, but Rigby vomits again]
[This infamous action causes Mordecai to vomit on Rigby, who on turn vomits himself. Everyone falls to the floor and the vomiting subsides for a bit, Rocko, Filburt, Pac-Man, Cartman, Kyle, Stan, SpongeBob, Mordecai & Rigby and Kirby groans in pain as the stage is covered in vomit. Richard suddenly comes into the room holding a bag of candy]
Harold SquarePants: Who wants some candy?
[Everyone, excluding Gumball and Anais, vomit in response]
Gumball: We..... we do...
Anais: Yeah....
[Pac-Man coughs heavily]

Karen's Virus [11.25b]

Plankton: Oh, no. Your nodes are swollen. That old bucket of bolts gave you a computer virus.
Karen: Oh, nonsense. I'm the fastest computer alive. [stammers as she short-circuits and goes haywire]
[Karen rams into the wall]
Karen: Uh-oh. [laughs] My ones and zeroes look like 10, 10, 10, 10.
Ideal Plankton: Neptune's network! Which one of you is the real SpongeBob?
[SpongeBob and Off Model SpongeBob point at each other. Then stare at themselves in confusion]
Ideal Plankton: I'll have to use all the computation power I have to figure this out. Eeny, meeny, miney, moe. [blasts Off Model SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: Duh, duh, doy, doy. Duh, duh, doy, doy.
Ideal Plankton: Oh, no. I think I destroyed the wrong SpongeBob.
SpongeBob: Duh, duh, doy— [shakes himself back to his normal form] How do I look?
Ideal Plankton: Stunning.
[Before Ideal Plankton can have his turn to swing across, the ground beneath him gave way and he falls into the ravine below.]
Ideal Plankton: It's up to you, SpongeBob! You must save Karen!
SpongeBob: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ideal Plankton: [off-screen] What do you mean, no?!
SpongeBob: I mean, YES!!!!!

Episode 26

The Grill is Gone [11.26a]

Mr. Krabs: Spongebob, zip it.
Spongebob: Oh, thanks. [zipping noise] You know not every friend will tell you when y-

The Night Patty [11.26b]

Spongebob: WOOOOOH! There is nothing better than spending 18 hours at Glove World.

Episode 27

Bubbletown [11.27a]

[Mr. Krabs comes out from his office and is shocked to see a long line of starving animals. Daphne is slumped over the cash register, sound asleep and snoring softly. Mr. Krabs yells in his face]
Mr. Krabs: Daphne!
Daphne: Huh? Huh? What? Who?
Mr. Krabs: What's going on here? How long have these folk beasts been waiting to give me their money?
[Old Man Jenkins, who is standing at the front of the line, keels over and dies. His angel begins to float away, but he grabs the angel and pulls him back into his body. He sits up and gives a thumbs up]
Old Man Jenkins: I'm okay.
Daphne: [starts to feel like she's a sober like Towelie] AAAARRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!! IM A FUCKING SOBER, I GUNNA CUM NOW, I WILL GET REALLY FUCKED UP LIKE A FUCKING QUEEF!!
Tweek: Hey, Slow Down!
Daphne: NO WAY IM GUNNA FUCKIN SLOW DOWN, I FUCKING HATE YOU KENNY, YOU WANT SOME OF THIS WHOREY SHIT?!?!?! [screams and beats Kenny way to hard, killing him to death]
Sandy: OH MY FUCKING GOD, SHE KILLED KENNY!
Maka: YOU IDIOT!

Girls' Night Out [11.27b]

[In SpongeBob's pineapple, Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen are outside the door]
Mrs. Puff: I'm not so sure about pranking SpongeBob. He can't help he's insufferable.
Sandy: Nobody likes a good prank more than SpongeBob.
Mrs. Puff: Mm. Okay.
Cartman: [Stops Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen] Sandy, Mrs. Puff and Karen you need to stop being such a chickenshit douchebag and stand up to SpongeBob!
Karen: You just want us to get back at SpongeBob so bad, do you?
Renji: You need to slap him in the face and say, "I've had enough of your shit, you fucking bitch!"
Mr. Krabs: [Finally fed up with Cartman's peer pressure demends which pushes him into a mental breakdown, he angrily smacks him] Enough! The Tina thing was kind of helpful, but this has gone too far. [Air goes up his esophagus] Wait a minute, SpongeBob, I've- [SpongeBob pats Mr. Krabs on the back and he burps] Thanks. Now seriously, I need you and Kyle to stop meddling with our life!
Kyle: Meddling, Schmeddling! What I've understand is that your Mom and your sister TOTALLY screwed you and Darwin over! They're EVIL! I WISH YOU (Kyle) DIDN'T HAVE ANY PARENTS!
Velma: You are so mean-spirited and impulsive! Would it really hurt you and Cartman If his parents doesn't exist to feed SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, raise SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs, or even take care of SpongeBob and Mr. Krabs once in a while?
Daphne: [angrily] I've got a better idea! [Pushes Velma away and goes to Karen] Why don't I ask your buddy some advice whose JOB it is to stand up to someones Mom! You know why? Because when I need a job [pokes Karen's torso] done, I get someone with a job [pokes Karen's torso again] to do [pokes Karen's torso for the third time] that JOB! [pokes Karen's torso for the fourth time]
Karen: [Pushes Daphne's hand away from his torso] what are you saying?
[Daphne Starts to drop the F word Bomb While Beaming]
Patrick: TAKE COVER!!!
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SpongeBob: Listen, you crustaceous cheapskate!
Mr. Krabs: [Dumb-founded] What?!
SpongeBob: Houka Inimuta's been living in my house driving me crazy! AND YOU'RE NOT GOING TO CALL YOUR MOM A BITCH ALL BECAUSE YOU WANT TO APOLOGIZE TO YOUR STUPID DIME!?
Mr. Krabs: [Surrenders] Guys, we have no other choice: We're gonna have to let Daphne and Velma go so they can apologize to their Dad and put an end to it. Environmental activists under peer pressure and cycle of abuse doesn't use logic of reason anymore.
Nonon: [Notices, then stops the feud arguement] Hey! What's going on over there? [sees a group of kids gathered in front of Killik, who stands on a soapbox]
Killik: The American government thinks it has the right to police the world. Your government is going to kill two Canadian citizens, an action condemned by the UN. Home of the free, indeed!
Clyde: ...Let's play tetherball.
Craig, Tweek, SpongeBob, Karen, Daphne, Sandy, Kyle, Cartman, Ryuko, Nonon, Haruko, Maka, Kim, Ichigo, Renji, Iduru, and Velma: Yeah!
Wendy: This is about freedom of speech! About censorship! Can't you guys be more political like Killik?
Stan: [thinking] ♪ ♫There's the girl that I like. Now it appears that she likes another guy. It must be because he's political and stuff; I bet I could be political, too.♪ ♫ [smiles. Wendy walks up to him]
Wendy: What do you think, Stan? [he barfs on the grass] Ewwww! You okay now?
Stan: Yes, i'm okay...
Cartman: You guys, this is all Kyle's mom's fault.
Kyle: YOU'RE NOT EVEN LISTENING!
Cartman: Kyle's mom is the reason she started this cruel punishment on two of our friends and made them become poor like Kenny. And it's all because she's a big, fat, stupid--!
Stan: For goodness sake, Cartman! If you say it right infront of Gumball's Mrs. Mom, this can only go BAD! [Kyle freezes, and looks around to see what the others see, and then smiles mischievously]
Kyle: Yeah, Cartman. Do it!
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll...
Sandy: That's enough! Okay?! That's enough!
Cartman: Weeeeeeeeeellll...
Sandy: [in gritted teeth] JUST. LET. US. GO! OKAY?!!!
Cartman: Okay, okay. [walks away]
Mr. Krabs: Daph, are you okay?
Daphne: Yeah, Mr. Krabs. I'm getting very sick of hearing him calling Kyle's mom a— [Cartman rushes back and begins to sing]
Cartman: ♪ ♫Weeeeeeeeeellll, Kyle's mom's a bitch, she's a big fat bitch, She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world, She a stupid bitch, if there ever was a bitch, She's a bitch to all the boys and girls.♪ ♫
Daphne: SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH, CARTMAN!
Cartman: ♪ ♫On Monday she's a bitch, On Tuesday she's a bitch, On Wednesday to Saturday she's a bitch, Then on Sunday, just to be different, She's a super King Kamehameha biyotch!♪ ♫
Wendy: That's not what i meant, Cartman. THAT IS A BAD SONG!
Cartman: ♪ ♫Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch She's a stupid bitch! (Whooo!) Kyle's mom's a bitch And she's such a dirty bitch!♪ ♫ (Bitch!)
Cartman: Talk to kids around the world, And it might go a little bit something like this:
[Cartman fancies leading a Chinese choir]

'Kǎi ěr de māmā shìgè biǎo zi yīgè biǎo zi, [then a French one] Elle est la plus grande garce dans le vaste monde, [then a Dutch one (dressed as a Dutch girl),] Ze is een stom kutwijf, als er iemand een kutwijf was, [then an African one (in black-face)] She's a bitch kwa wavulana na wasichana wote, [then a Italian one] Lei è la stronza numero uno al mondo. [then a Japanese one] Kanojo wa hiroi sekai de ichiban no meinudesu. [then a German one] Sie ist die Hündin Nummer eins in der weiten Welt. [then a Portuguese one] Ela é a maior vadia do mundo inteiro,

[When he sings in English again, the four choirs are behind him in the Netherlands]
Cartman: ♪ ♫Have you ever met my friend Kyle's mom? She's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world. She's a mean ole bitch, and she has stupid hair. She's a bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch!♪ ♫
Daphne, Sandy, Maka, Kim, Ryuko, Nonon, Velma, and Wendy: [Bursts in] WHAT DID YOU SAY TO SHEILA THIS TIME?!?!
All: Woah! [They freeze as Everyone walks up behind Cartman.]
Cartman: ♪ ♫Bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch bitch. She's a stupid bitch!♪ ♫
Stan: Uh...Cartman?
Cartman: ♪ ♫Kyle's mom's a bitch, And she's such a dirty bitch! [showstopper] I really mean it. Kyle's mom, she's a big fat fucking bitch! Big ol' fat fucking bitch, Kyle's mom! Yeah, Chaaaa!♪ ♫ [He ends on his knees with a wide, open smile and outstretched arms. He opens his eyes and sees the horrified looks on the kids' faces] What?
Daphne: I FUCKING HATE YOU KENNY MCCORMICK!!! [Kills Kenny McCormick with a Big Chainsaw]
Ira and Uzu: GAH! MY GOODNESS, YOU COMPLETELY KILLED KENNY!
Mr. Krabs and SpongeBob: IDIOT!

Episode 28

Squirrel Jelly [11.28a]

SpongeBob: Sandy, don't you think you're playing a teensy-weensy bit rough? Just a smidge? Hm?
Sandy: Aww, I'm actually going a little easy on you guys, seein' as you're all so delicate. [lets them go and takes out a bucket of chum] Hey, who wants to play "dodge the chum?" [throws some chum at SpongeBob]
SpongeBob: No, I don't think I'm— [gets chum thrown in his face] Sandy is really stressing me out today. You want to go jellyfishing?
Patrick: [licks the chum off SpongeBob's face] No, I'd rather go jellyfishing.
SpongeBob: You sure you don't wanna go [takes out his jellyfishing net] jellyfishing?
Patrick: I said no. [takes out his net] I wanna go jellyfishing.
SpongeBob: [groans] Okay, we'll do what you want.

The String [11.28b]

[Now, with everything completely gone, SpongeBob finally finds the end of the loose string. Just then, Patrick comes in.]
SpongeBob: Patrick, hi.
Patrick: [sees a loose string on SpongeBob's shirt] You have a thing on your thing.
[Patrick pulls the loose string on SpongeBob and unravels him into a string. Then he uses the string to floss his teeth like dental floss. SpongeBob giggles in the background, ending the episode.]

Episode 29

FarmerBob [11.29a]

Aliens: Thank you kindly for inviting us, old timer. Well, we're off to destroy the universe. Yee-haw!
Old Man Jenkins: Y'all come back and invade any time.
SpongeBob: Annihilate safely.

Gary & Spot [11.29b]

Sandy: Whoo-whee! Looks like Gary is cooking up some fun.
[Gary pushes the plateful of food on the window and rings the bell. The food falls onto Spot and Gary jumps out. Gary and Spot then go to eat their meal.]
Sandy: It may not be pretty, but to a critter, chow is chow.
[Gary and Spot both eat all of the food until there's nothing left. Then they go to play around, leaving the Krusty Krab a big mess. At the very same moment, Marvin drives by, looking for Gary.]
Marvin: Come out, come out. [gasps as he hears Gary in the Krusty Krab] Oh, there you are. [bursts through the front door and Gary and Spot stop playing; he slips on the floor, but gets up] Ha ha! I've got you this time. [slips on the Krabby Patty and falls on his face]
[Gary and Spot quickly run off to escape the animal control officer. Just then, Mr. Krabs comes in and is not very happy.]
Mr. Krabs: Ahem.
Marvin: [holds up his license, but is covered in tomato goo] Animal control, citizen. I'm hunting an errant snail.
Mr. Krabs: I don't give a sea fig about snails! You tripped me silent alarm! [points to an alarm bell with a mime face on it while making a faint tapping noise] Just look at this mess! [attacks Marvin with his claws] Take that, you varmint! [continues attacking Marvin] Take that!
Marvin: Ow! Ow! Ow!
[Gary and Spot escape the Krusty Krab while Mr. Krabs continues to attack Marvin.]

Episode 30

The Nitwitting [11.30a]

Patrick: Okay, thanks, buddy. I'm going to my club meeting now.
SpongeBob: What's your club, hmm?
Patrick: Uh, it's the Empty Head Society. It's a place where guys like me can give their [reading off a card] "powerful intellects" a much-needed rest.

The Ballad of Filthy Muck [11.30b]

Old Man Jenkins: Boo! I can't smell, but you two stink!

Episode 31

The Krusty Slammer [11.31a]

Mr. Krabs: Vandalism is a crime too, you’ve been caught red handed
Prisoners: Morning, Warden Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: Morning, prisoners! [gasps in horror as he sees the prisoners back in their cells] SpongeBob! What is going on here? I set all these criminals free last night! What are they doing back in their cells?!
SpongeBob: Uh, Mr. Krabs, now's probably not the best time to— [Too late. The police woman had overheard everything Mr. Krabs said about releasing the prisoners the previous night, as he shrinks back in fear. She is seen sitting at a table eating her Krabby Patty.]
Lady officer: You know it's a crime to release prisoners early, don't ya? [eats her patty and approaches Mr. Krabs who realizes his error] You're going to prison, [handcuffs Mr. Krabs] criminal.
Mr. Krabs: What? Oh, well, that's not so bad. Pencil me in for a 3:30 massage, SpongeBob.
Lady officer: [takes Mr. Krabs away] Oh, you're not staying here. The Krusty Krab is full. We got a new prison just for you.
Mr. Krabs: [sadly] Oh no. Let me guess... [The scene changes to the Chum Bucket where Mr. Krabs is wearing his prison outfit and is placed in the same birdcage he used for Plankton. Mr. Krabs groans sadly.]
Plankton: Mealtime, prisoner! [laughs while throwing spoonfuls of raw chum in Mr. Krabs' face in an act of revenge for the all the painful torture he endured; Mr. Krabs cries in an agonizing defeat right before Plankton throws some chum into his mouth] Right in the mouth.

Pineapple RV [11.31b]

Daphne: SpongeBob, why is your house... [yelling] Driving on the road!
Patrick: Because we turned it into a RV.
SpongeBob: We don't want you to miss that flower blooming.

Episode 32

Gary's Got Legs [11.32a]

[Mr. Krabs knocks on the front door to SpongeBob's house.]
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob! SpongeBob? SpongeBob? Are you okay in there? You catch the flu or something? Ugh. Are you at death's door? Because you know darn well they ain't valid excuses to miss work! [peeks through the window and finds to his shocking surprise that SpongeBob is slithering on the floor with his tongue like a snail; SpongeBob eats some food from Gary's food bowl] Ah! SpongeBob has gone full raving loony. [hears something] Uh-oh! [hides underground as Gary appears]
Gary: ♪Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow. Meow—meow—meow—meow—meow—meow.♪ [enters the house]
[Mr. Krabs peeks through the window again. He sees SpongeBob rubbing his head against the chair while Gary's reading the paper. Gary pets SpongeBob and holds out a snail toy for him to play. SpongeBob plays the toy with his eye. Mr. Krabs gasps and drills himself inside through the floor.]
Gary: Meow?
Mr. Krabs: What in the name of Neptune's nostrils is going on in here?! SpongeBob, you're acting like you're the pet and that darn snail is the owner!
Gary: [hits Mr. Krabs with the toy] Meow! Meow—meow—meow.
Mr. Krabs: [grabs the toy] Bad snail! Down boy! [gets attacked by SpongeBob] SpongeBob, what are you— [gets licked and pummeled by SpongeBob until he pushes him off and shakes him violently] Oh, snap out of it, SpongeBob!
[SpongeBob doesn't respond. Mr. Krabs pulls out a Krabby Patty, breaks it in half and puts it under SpongeBob's nose. SpongeBob smells the patty's scent and shakes himself back to normal, snapping himself out of the strange trance.]
SpongeBob: [dazed] Mr. Krabs?
Mr. Krabs: Have you completely lost your mind, boy-o? Snails ain't supposed to have arms and legs.
SpongeBob: Aww, but Gary is so happy with his new limbs.
[Gary files his new arms.]
Mr. Krabs: Oh, is he? Well, it's time to cut this nonsense! [growls and goes to fight Gary] Ay! [growls at Gary viciously] Huh-hah! [leaps over to Gary and cuts the arms and legs, returning Gary back to his normal self]
Gary: [sniffs the severed limbs] Meow. [slithers over to his food bowl, removes SpongeBob's name and goes to eat his food]

King Plankton [11.32b]

SpongeBob: Welcome, sea chimps. I'm SpongeBob, your owner.
Sea chimp king: Forget it, man. We're through with owners, and kings, and aquariums. Whoa! Now that looks like a swell place to live.
[All the sea chimps run into the Chum Bucket. Karen comes out with banana peels all over her monitor.]
Karen: [screams] Plankton! Abandon bucket!
Plankton: Well, that's a write off. [takes out a remote and pushes a button]
[The button activates the Chum Bucket's hand. The hand picks up the restaurant and spins it around and around. The hand throws the restaurant out into the distance with the sea chimps still inside.]
SpongeBob: Bye, sea chimps! Have a good flight! It was so nice of you to help relocate the sea chimps, Plankton. You rule!
Plankton: Not today, SpongeBob. Not today. [takes out his crown] But... someday! [puts it on and cackles evilly before Patrick swallows him and burps out the crown, as the episode transitions out]

Episode 33

Plankton's Old Chum [11.33a]

Plankton: [comes out of the Chum Bucket and sees rotten chum snowing down] What has that yellow idiot done?! [becomes surrounded by an angry mob]
Man #1: Our homes have been ruined by you and your stinking chum!
Woman: Your chum ruined my hair!
Patrick: Your chum made me dumb!
Man #2: You were already dumb.
Patrick: Well, it didn't make me any smarter!
Kid #1: Get him!
Angry mob: Yeah! [they grab Plankton and prepare to beat him up]

Stormy Weather [11.33b]

Gale Doppler: I'm in the middle of a severe thunderstorm— [gets hit by a stop sign] And we're bringing it to you li—
[Drizzle blows the microphone into his cloud body. Drizzle zaps Gale and flies right in his mouth and into his body. Gale is lifted in the air and he coughs up the microphone.]
Gale Doppler: I'm Gale Doppler, and I actually am the weather! [laughs, but thunder rumbles in his body and rain falls; it appears that Drizzle is now taking control of Gale's body and is making him do what he what him to do] Huh? Uh-oh.
SpongeBob: Uh-oh. [pulls his right leg and makes an umbrella]
[Drizzle floats Gale back into town and makes him blow wind everywhere. Drizzle then makes Gale's body freeze.]
Gale Doppler: [shivering] My body is cold! [Drizzle makes Gale create a blanket of snow over the town] I don't want to be the weather anymore. It hurts! [Drizzle produces thunder and lightning in Gale's body, making him wail in pain]
SpongeBob: [comes out through the roof of one of the buildings] Excuse me, Drizzle. I don't mean to parade on your rain, but could you please put Gale down? [a gust of wind blows him into the sky] Whoa!

Episode 34

Swamp Mates [11.34a]

Bubble Bass: [walks up the stairs and hears knocking, then opening the door to reveal Patrick at the entrance] Huh?!
Patrick: Hey buddy! Ready for our playdate?! [squeezes Bubble Bass into a tight hug]
Bubble Bass: [slaps Patrick and picks him up to scold him] I will not associate with such a dimwitted doofus.
Patrick: [flattered] Aw, you're just saying that!

One Trick Sponge [11.34b]

SpongeBob: [sighs as he walks into a kelp forest] Why won't anyone watch my trick?! [falls onto the ground while the word "trick" flies into the air, causing the leaves on the kelp trees to fall down onto SpongeBob] [SpongeBob gets up, covered with leaves. He slightly pulls his kelp mustache, and then sees two pieces of wood and a rock. A lightbulb appears on top of SpongeBob] Hey, that gives me an idea! [scene cuts to SpongeBob putting the final touches on his rock people] There. Good evening, folks, I am the Great Spongedini! Now watch closely, [reveals his cards] the hand is quicker than the eye. Pick a card. Any card. [SpongeBob inhales all the magic playing cards into his mouth, and then starts his magic trick.]
[The magic trick starts when the kelp forest turns into a white screen as SpongeBob turns into magic playing cards, which then transform into a buzzsaw and cut a copy of SpongeBob in-half, and then a rainbow appears. Then ten cut in half/rainbow-colored SpongeBobs, two green, two yellow, two pink, two red, and two blue, each holding one magic playing card start running out as the rainbow disappears. Then, two other SpongeBobs, one on the bottom of the screen, and the other on top of the screen being upside down, start leading a bunch of card people from the top, and the bottom of the screen. Then, two other card people start going over and under each other five times, becoming SpongeBob, and back to a playing card. Then the camera zooms out to see lots of card people on the screen, which then fade to SpongeBob. wearing a magician's outfit, a magic hat on top of his head, and a magic wand for a nose, which automatically makes some flowers come out of it, The Great Spongedini then takes the magic wand out of his nose and turns it into three metal rings, that are linked to each other. Then, The Great Spongedini puts himself through the rings, and then, the rings transform into a cannon that shoots out three colorful fireworks. One pink, one yellow, and one blue. Then, The Great Spongedini appears on the screen again, and then notices a red ribbon stuck through his left sleeve.]
The Great Spongedini: Huh? [The Great Spongedini pulls the ribbon out of his left sleeve, but then reveals a red, blue, pink, green, and orange ribbon that covers the whole screen. Then the scene becomes spirally and gets put into a magic hat. Then, the white screen turns back to the kelp forest and SpongeBob pulls himself out of the magic hat in a pink bunny suit, ending his magic trick.]
SpongeBob: Ta-dah! [notices that the audience he made was fake and didn't respond to his magic trick.] Oh... I still wish Patrick was here to see it. [then he notices Patrick sitting on a mushroom, hanging onto another mushroom]
Patrick: [off-screen] I saw it, SpongeBob! [on-screen] It was astonishable! [Patrick falls of the mushroom and falls flat onto the ground, and pulls himself off the ground]
SpongeBob: [hugging Patrick] Oh, Patrick! You showed up just in time! What was your favorite part?
Patrick: Uh... My favorite part was... uh..."Ta-dah!" I missed everything before that.
SpongeBob: Oh, then you haven't seen seen anything yet! [he grabs a hold of Patrick's hand. The two spin around and then they disappear into a magic hat. Some confetti and a card come out of the hat as the two laugh. Fireworks also start coming out of the hat, while the rock creatures stand inanimate]

Episode 35

The Krusty Bucket [11.35a]

Plankton: Hee-hee-hee! You married a genius, Karen. Using the DNA of Krabs' hair and my own DNA from my antennae— [his right antenna gets snipped off by Karen] Ouch! [his antenna is placed in the machine] I will create a combo-clone of me and Krabs to finally steal the secret formula! [pulls up the lever and cackles]
[The machine turns itself on and fuses the hair sample and antenna sample together. The cloning machine turns on and creates a single being with Mr. Krabs' and Plankton's DNA together. The being turns into a blob and the machine turns off.]
Plankton: Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha! Behold PlanKrab! [The machine opens the door and the being steps out]
PlanKrab: Heh-heh-heh.
[The smoke clears to reveal the being. It appears to be a clone with Mr. Krabs' body and Plankton's head.]
PlanKrab: Arr-arr-arr-arr-arr!
Karen: How is this a good thing?
Plankton: Wake up, Karen! The Plankton side will know everything the Krabs side knows! It'll be easier than taking candy from a baby.
Karen: Mm, and we know how successful that was. [turns on the screen to show Plankton trying to steal a lollipop from a baby, but ends up getting sucked on]
Plankton: This is different! Isn't it, PlanKrab, my pretty? Now, here's my plan.
PlanKrab: Don't waste your breath, Plankteron. I already mapped out the perfect plot to swipe that formuler-ererer! [gives Plankton a high-five before leaving for the Krusty Krab]
Plankton: Great! See you soon, P.K.! [sighs] I love that guy. Well, half of him anyway. [laughs until he coughs] Still got a hair in there.

Catra on a Bus [12.35b]

Catra: SpongeBob, what is your stop, so I can take you there right now?!
SpongeBob: [steps on other people's heads while heading to the driver seat] Oh, I don't have a stop. Today is my bus riding day, the day I just pick a bus and ride it all day. [lays on Squidward's head]
Catra: There's only one thing I can think of that could be worse. [screams as he sees Patrick waving at a bus stop] Augh! And that's it! [drives the bus to pass Patrick, which makes him drill himself into the sand] Phew. I dodged that one. Heh-heh. [sees Patrick at another bus stop; he turns the wheel and flips the bus over Patrick; he continues to drive] Phew. That was close.
Patrick: [appears next to Catra] It sure was. I almost didn't catch this bus.
[Catra is completely overwhelmed and turns his head in anger.]
SpongeBob: Eeeee... Patrick! Wow! We're both on the same bus on our Just Riding Around On The Bus Day! What are the odds?
[Catra's eyes spin like a slot machine. His eyes stop with a laughing SpongeBob and Patrick on them.]
Catra: Yes, what are the odds?

Episode 36

Sandy's Nutty Nieces [11.36a]

Sandy: I tried to tell ya the first rule of babysitting my nieces.
SpongeBob: What's that?
Sandy: Don't babysit my nieces!

Insecurity Guards [11.36b]

[The scene changes to the police lady arresting Squidward for breaking into the museum and vandalizing artwork. SpongeBob hangs up Ren's painting on the wall.]
Ren: Hmm?
SpongeBob: There! Back where you belong. [leaves]
Ren: [mumbles] It's beautiful!
Lady officer: You actually like that eyesore?
Ren: Why, it's the greatest painting I've ever seen... hanging in the museum! [laughs like a crazed maniac]
Lady officer: [creeped out by Ren crazed laughter] Okay, that's enough, weirdo. [takes Ren away so she can turn him in for his crimes]
[Ren's painting comes to life as its frown turns into a smile, thus ending the episode.]

Episode 37

Broken Alarm [11.37a]

[As SpongeBob actually makes it to the Krusty Krab on time as he is sleeping at the same time]
Mr. Krabs: Right on time! [turns to another sponge named SpongeTom while Squidward groans in defeat] Looks like I won't be needing you after all, SpongeTom.
SpongeTom: [throws his spatula onto the ground] D'oh! [stomps away]
[SpongeBob rolls into the restaurant and crashes into the register boat. SpongeBob flies into the kitchen and kicks a plank, knocking over a barrel.]
SpongeBob: [half awake] Good morning...

Karen's Baby [11.37b]

Karen: So, how was your talk with Chip?
Plankton: Oh, it went great. He's a good boy.
Karen: Yeah, he wh— [notices Chip is missing] Where—where is he?
Plankton: Oh, he ran away.
Karen: WHAT?! Why would my baby run away?
Plankton: Because I told him to. [He rolls his eye] Duh.
[Karen screams in an uncontrollable rage. Her hands gather up green electricity and form into a green rolling pin and a green frying pan. Plankton screams in terror as Karen goes to hurt him. Karen throws the green rolling pin at Plankton, which turns into an electric trident and pins him to the wall.]
Plankton: Karen, baby, let's be reasonable here!
Karen: [picks up the trident holding Plankton] You find our son and bring him home this instant or don't bother coming home! [her green frying pan turns into a spiked glove]
Plankton: [screams as Karen flings him out of the Chum Bucket] I'm going! I'm going!

Episode 38

Shell Games [12.38a]

Patrick: Hi, rock. I'm trying to enjoy a snack.
Tony: Hey, the name is Tony, not rock. And I think it's time for you to vamoose.
Patrick: Huh? What's a vanmoose? [Patrick imagines a moose of a van.]
Tony: [chuckles] You're a few pickles short of a jar, ain't ya, kid? I'll make it simple. [knocks on his shell] This is my shell. I live here, you don't, so beat it!
Patrick: Oh no! You can't fool me! This is my rock, and I'm not leaving! [pulls out glue and glues himself on Tony's shell. Tony tries to get Patrick off of him, but gives up.]
Tony: Alright, you daba dose. Stay up there if you want. I've got places to be.

Senior Discount [11.38b]

Mr. Krabs: And he don't buy nothin' else neither. He just makes that disgustin' condiment soup and listens to his radio, all for free. [Old Man Jenkins bangs on the radio to turn it on and sips on his "condiment soup"] And anytime someone says somethin' to him, it's always the same response...
Frankie Billy: Excuse me, could you turn the volume down on your soup?
Old Man Jenkins: Respect your elders! [hits Frankie Billy on the head]
Frankie Billy: Yes, sir! Sorry, sir! [runs off crying]

Episode 39

Mind the Gap [11.39a]

SpongeBob: [cool voice] Hey, cool crowd. What's shaking? Oh, yeah. [enters the lounge] Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats. Oh, I can dig it. [One patron squeals happily and melts. SpongeBob slides across the floor just as the lounge's Maître D' shows up.]
Maître D': Oh, welcome, man. You're the coolest customer we've ever had.
SpongeBob: [cool voice] Oh, crazy, Daddy. Crazy. [pinches his cheek]
Maître D': Can I seat you at the coolest table? [points to the coolest table with all the cool people in it]
SpongeBob: [cool voice] No, thank you. I'm here to meet up with a real cool cat. Oh, there he his. Hey, Squideroonie!
[Daphne struggles to get her foot out of the chair, but falls over.]
Maître D': [deeply shocked] You're with him?
Daphne: [crawls over to SpongeBob] Yes, you're with me. And he is my— best... [twitches his eye and struggles to say "friend"] friend...
SpongeBob: [cool voice] You heard the man, folks. He's my best friend. Can you dig it? [snaps his fingers]
Maître D': [confused] Huh? [Everyone snaps their fingers.]

Dirty Bubble Returns [11.39b]

[The Dirty Bubble goes to the Goo Lagoon]
Dirty Bubble: I think, for dessert, I'll eat more dirt! [laughs evilly]
SpongeBob: Not Goo Lagoon! [The Dirty Bubble sucks up Goo Lagoon. SpongeBob grabs out paper and pencil to write quickly his last words] Thank you, my beloved pet Gary, thank you, my big pineapple, and my toolshed, and my mailbox, and Patrick! [Sobs as the dirt level increasingly gets higher and higher. Starts absorbing all the dirt.] Uh, what? Wow. Sometimes I just forget how absorbent I am. [proceeds to spin around inside like clothes in a side-loader washing machine]
Dirty Bubble: Wait, what? Ow, just... stop spinning, you sponge! You're stealing my grunge! [slowly shrinks, stammering] Stop that rhyme! [screams as he is absorbed by SpongeBob] [SpongeBob falls into Goo Lagoon's seabed. Burps out an shrunken version of the Dirty Bubble.] [high pitched] I may be a squirt, but I'm still full of dirt! [evil laughs]
SpongeBob: Aww, little mini DB is so cute! [Dirty Bubble spits dirt onto SpongeBob's eyelid. Officer Johnson catches Dirty Bubble and puts him into a jar held by lady officer]
Lady officer: We got him!
SpongeBob: Every time I wash dishes, I will think of you.
Dirty Bubble: Hmph. Every time I have nightmares, I'll think of you, too! [complaining noises]
Lady officer: Thank you, citizen. We'll take it from here.
SpongeBob: [Pretends to be the Dirty Bubble] It was a dirty job, but somebody had to do it. [evil laugh] [Police officers gasp] Just kidding! [laughs] [Police officers laugh with him. SpongeBob suddenly feels the urge to sneeze, splattering goo all over the place.]
Police officers: [angrily] Gesundheit.
SpongeBob: Thank you! [looks at lady officer] You got some schmutz under there. [Wipes off goo from her face. Grabs out a tissue and laughs.]

Episode 40

Jolly Lodgers [11.40a]

Daphne: Well, now this is very nice indeed [begins the relax on her bed until she melts on the bed to the bathroom tub] Mmm... This is Heaven. [All of a sudden, SpongeBob enters Daphne's room, starts laughing, and exits out.] Hello? [peeks out] Anyone there? Hello? [Daph shrugs it off and continues relaxing. He then drowns into the tub. Suddenly, Patrick comes from the other side to enter Daphne's room, starts laughing, and exits out.] Hello? Did someone just come in? [Both SpongeBob and Patrick enter Daphne's room until they bump into each other.]
SpongeBob: Don't you just love playing Hotel: Slam and Run?
Patrick: I enjoy it an... [puts his tooth back into his mouth] ...intellectual challenge.
[SpongeBob and Patrick stands up, starts laughing, and both run out of Daph's room. Daphne peeks from the bathroom with a robe on and a towel on her head.]
Daphne: Alright, I know I heard something in here! Ohh... [rubs her eyes] Maybe I'm just not relaxed enough.

Biddy Sitting [11.40b]

Mary: Oh, boys, right here! Oh, I could use a babysitter!
Patrick: Yay!
SpongeBob: Ooh! [he and Patrick rush towards Mary] While you go out, and dance, and revel...
Patrick: ...We will watch your little devil!
Mary: [SpongeBob and Patrick swirl her around] Yes! [hugs Patrick] Oh, thank you! [hugs SpongeBob then runs off] Thank you!
SpongeBob: Wait! Where's the baby?
Mary: She's inside! I'm free! I'm free! Hahahahaha!
[Mary hops away happily while SpongeBob and Patrick look confused at each other. But they both shrug and enter the house.]

SpongeBob's Big Birthday Blowout [11.41-42]

[The episode starts with Patchy the Pirate struggling to start his boat on someone's driveway.]
Patchy: Oh, hi, kids! Patchy The Pirate here on a glorious day. I'm going to deliver this here very special present to SpongeBob on his birthday. That is, if I can get this blasted boat to start. [turns :the ignition with his key] And start! [chuckles]
[Patchy's boat wouldn't start and Potty comes out of the trunk.]
Potty: Maybe if you remembered to fill the tank with gas...
Patchy: Oh, Potty, you're full of gas! Get outta here!
Potty: [flies onto the hood] I see the problem! [bangs on the hood with the hammer]
[The hood sent Patchy flying backwards and smashing into the garage door via airbag.]
Patchy: [groaning] Walking is better than driving anyway. I've been meaning to work on me land legs. [pulls up his pants and reveals his wavy legs]
Potty: Squawk, squawk!
Patchy: [takes the present from the trunk and happily laughs] Now to see which way the wind is blowing. [sticks his finger in his mouth, holds out his hand with a sail on it and the with blows the other direction] This way! [the wind blows Patchy down the street] Whoa!
Potty: [follows Patchy while squawking] Hard to port!
[Meanwhile, at the brink of dawn, SpongeBob is sleeping in his bed. Gary is holding a birthday present for SpongeBob while sleeping. Moments later, the alarm clock goes off.]
SpongeBob's alarm clock: Wake up!
Gary: [meows "Happy Birthday"]
SpongeBob: What? Today? My birthday? Oh, Gary, you know I never pay attention to those sorts of things.
[SpongeBob hops out of his bed and streamers and confetti fly out. He blows the noise maker a couple times and laughs. He opens Gary's present, which reveals to be a jellyfish net made out of slime.]
SpongeBob: [gasps] Oh, wow, Gary! Did you make me this jellyfishing net yourself?
Gary: [gives SpongeBob a thumb's up with his slime] Meow!
[SpongeBob swings the slime jellyfish net around, but splashes slime all over his bedroom. Some slime flew out his window and landed in Squidward's coffee as he's getting the newspaper. Squidward sips some of his coffee, unaware of the slime being in it. SpongeBob swings the net until it is gone.]
SpongeBob: Best present ever! [hugs Gary and laughs]

Episode 43

SpongeBob in RandomLand [12.43a]

[SpongeBob and Squidward chase after the Mr. Krabs look-alike through random happenings. They chase him on the back of dinosaurs with human heads. Then they chase him through a black and white dimension. SpongeBob drops the patty, but picks it up. They continue to chase the Mr. Krabs look-alike until they finally manage to make it back to their normal dimension.]
Daphne: [see the Krusty Krab] Huh?
SpongeBob: It's the Krusty Krab! [he and Daphne enter the restaurant] Hey, Mr. Krabs, thanks for showing us the way out of RandomLand.
[The Mr. Krabs look-alike turns around and reveals himself that he is not Mr. Krabs, but an individual from RandomLand.]
Rodger: Excuse me, I'm not Krabs. The name is Rodger and I walked all the way from 86 Screwball Street to complain about never getting my delivery.
SpongeBob: Oh, your delivery, my good man. [Rodger eats the patty with his eyestalk-like hat and smiles] Mission accomplished. Better late than never.
Mr. Krabs: [sobs] Better never! If it's late, [pulls down the menu and points to the delivery notice] it's free! [sobs uncontrollably, pushes the register button with the signs "No Sale" and gets pushed into the kitchen]
[The strange lady creature takes the Krusty Krab bag, blows in it, and pops it, turning the screen white. The worm crawls around as the screen turns black. It forms a second head on its tail and it smiles with the word, "End," appearing in its teeth, ending the episode.]

SpongeBob's Bad Habit [11.43b]

[customers in the Krusty Krab are eating slowly, and making noises while doing so, which gets Daphne more and more angry with each noise. A customer burps which pushes Daphne to her breaking point]
Daphne: AAAH! ANOTHER ROTTEN DAY AT THE KRUSTY KRAB!

Episode 44

Handemonium [11.44a]

[Scene cuts to Larry's Gym, where Mr. Krabs arm-wrestles and defeats other tough fish like Reg and the Popeye fish. Plankton hops onto the table, in front of Mr. Krabs.]
Plankton: I want a rematch, Krabs!
Mr. Krabs: [dismisses Plankton] Boring. [shrugs] But whatevs.
Plankton: [pretends to be in pain, clutching his hand] Oh no, not a hand cramp! Not now! [smugly] Luckily I have a last-minute substitution, standing by. [takes a deep breath and blows a whistle]
[The ground rumbles and the Chum Bucket glove punches a hole into Larry's Gym. The glove then flicks the tough fish away with his fingers and makes its way to the wrestling table, about to wrestle with Mr. Krabs. Scene cuts to Larry the Lobster holding the mallet to ring the bell, but he faints onto the bell causing it to ring. The match between Mr. Krabs and the glove begins, and he struggles to defeat the glove.]
Mr. Krabs: [groaning in pain] Eeeh – oh, oh – oh — [Plankton is seen with an evil grin on his face, while Mr. Krabs continues to struggle] Any... last... words?
Plankton: [blows the whistle and the glove hoists Mr. Krabs up in the air] Just one... Sucker! [laughs maniacally while Mr. Krabs trembles in fear]
[The glove spins Mr. Krabs in the air and whacks him on the floor, causing a hole to form.]
Mr. Krabs: [regains consciousness] Huh –? [shadow forms above him] No, no, no, no, no, no —
[The other tough fish fall above Mr. Krabs as the glove gathers them all into the hole on the floor. Plankton hops on top of the glove.]
Plankton: [raises arms in victory] Ta-daah! Let's give a big hand to the new champion! [applauds; then takes a deep breath and blows the whistle] Okay, move it, filthy fingers! [rides glove like a horse straight to the Krusty Krab]

Breakin' [11.44b]

[SpongeBob sits quietly for a little while. He whistles the closing theme to himself to pass the time while noticing two customers eating their Krabby Patties and Daphne snoring. SpongeBob looks at the table and gasps when he sees a spot on it. He opens his face, grabs a cleaning spray and a rag and attempts to clean it.]
Mr. Krabs: [appears below the table] SpongeBob! What are you doing?!
SpongeBob: Uh, I just spotted a spot.
Mr. Krabs: You can't work on your break, boy-o! Period! Remember the fines?
Labor authority officer: [overhears it and gets real angry] I knew it! I've had my eye on you for years, Krabs! Oh, this violation is really gonna cost you! [looks through his list of fines given for the Krusty Krab] Hmm...
Mr. Krabs: [yelps] Oh, I can see we're gonna have to take drastic measures here.
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