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Smurfs is a 2025 American computer-animated musical fantasy comedy film produced by Paramount Animation and distributed by Paramount Pictures. It is based on The Smurfs comic book series created by the Belgian comics artist Peyo and is a reboot film of The Smurfs film series.

Directed by Chris Miller. Written by Pam Brady.
Adventure comes out of the blue. taglines

Smurfette (Rihanna)

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  • Come on, we Gotta rescue Papa!
  • You've got magic.
  • I think I just swallowed my gum.
  • Thank you, Sound Effects Smurf.
  • Razamel Was Here?
  • [No Name Smurf: So you can just order any kind of food from anywhere?]
  • Absolutely, Just make sure you tip the driver ahead of time or they'll lick everything.
  • What? I'm a stress eater.
  • Let's show the real world what we're made of.
  • Let's go smurf that wizard up.
  • What the smurf?!

No Name Smurf (James Corden)

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  • [Starts To Float In The Air] What's Happening?
  • Deal With My Awesomeness!
  • Free Papa Smurf At Once!
  • [Smurfette: You're Feeling better?]
  • No Name Smurf: Yeah, The Part With The Kangaroos Was A Little Weird Though.
  • I'm The Smurf Who's Gonna Kick Your Big Giant Butt Smurf!
  • That's The Difference Between You & Me Razamel, I'm Not Alone.

Papa Smurf (John Goodman)

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  • Yep, isn't it grand living in a place where nothing ever goes wrong?
  • You Seem To Have A Bee In Your Bonnet, What's On Your Mind No Name?
  • Everyone, listen to me! Your lives are in terrible danger! Smurf Village isn't safe anymore!
  • Now that's what I call a banger.

Ken (Nick Offerman)

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  • I'm Papa Smurf's brother.
  • You Smurfs don't know smurf about smurf. [Smurfette: I can smurf that smurf up and have it delivered to your house.] That sounds like a load of smurf.
  • Let me guess, Papa Smurf's in trouble.
  • This is the handiwork of the evil wizards, Gargamel, and his brother, Razamel.
  • We're storming Razamel's castle, and we take not prisoners! Except Papa Smurf, we'll make sure to take him.
  • You don't get a name until you earn it.
  • It's time for you to find out what a Smurf really is.
  • I Thought You Said The Magic Book Was Safe!

Mama Poot (Natasha Lyonne)

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  • Looks like you yahoos could use a lift.
  • If we don't stop these wizards, it'll mean the end of the world!
  • Way to kill the mood glasses!
  • [No Name Smurf: Mama Poot! What Happened?]
  • Razamel Took Two Of My Snooterpoots & The Rest Of You Smurfs, He Just Took Them; He Took Them Back To His Castle.
  • [Smurfette: Razamel Was Here?]
  • Oh Yes He Was, And He Just Made The Biggest Mistake Of His Miserable Little Life, You Still Want A Piece Of Him?
  • [No Name Smurf: (He & Smurfette Look At Each Other & Nod) Oh Yeah].
  • Hold onto your little Smurf nubs!

Razamel

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  • We're going to play a game called let's squish a Smurf till all you Smurfs are squashed!
  • I'm one step closer to total evil dominance!
  • [Opens The Door] Absolutely Not!
  • I Don't Care What You Call Yourself, One Lone Smurf Can't Take On The Whole Evil Enchilada!
  • [No Name Smurf: That's The Difference Between You & Me Razamel, I'm Not Alone].

Others

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No Name Smurf: So How Do You Handle That Smurfette?
Smurfette: Well I Just Think About All The Friends Who Love Me, And That I Love Back; And I Get The Strength To Keep On Keeping On. You'll Find Your Thing No Name, So Don't Give Up.
No Name Smurf: Thanks Smurfette, I Cherish Us.
Smurfette: I Cherish Us Too... Infinity!
No Name Smurf: I Cherish You Infinity Times Infinity Plus One.
Smurfette: It's Not A Competition, But If It Was, I'd Cherish You Infinity Times Infinity Plus One Times Pi Times Infinity, And I'd Win. (Chuckles).
Worry Smurf: I think I just smurfed my pants.
Papa Smurf: [Laughs] You Seem To Have A Bee In Your Bonnet, What's On Your Mind No Name?
No Name Smurf: It Took 10,248 Tries But I Did It, I Finally Found My Thing.
Papa Smurf: Well, That's Fantastic, What Is It?
No Name Smurf: I Know You Said Smurfs Can't Do Magic, But I Can; It's The Thing I Really Wanted!
Papa Smurf: (Chuckles) Hey, What Are You Talking About?
Smurfette: He Never Stopped Trying To Find His Thing And I'm So Proud: Show Him!
Moxie Smurf: We're the International Neighborhood Watch Smurfs, Paris division.
Turtle: Run away!
Grouchy Smurf: I hate having a job.
No Name Smurf: Mama Poot! What Happened?
Mama Poot: Razamel Took Two Of My Snooterpoots & The Rest Of You Smurfs, He Just Took Them; He Took Them Back To His Castle.
Smurfette: Razamel Was Here?
Mama Poot: Oh Yes He Was, And He Just Made The Biggest Mistake Of His Miserable Little Life, You Still Want A Piece Of Him?
Papa Smurf: The Book Is Still Safe, But Why Are My Smurfs Here: It's Way Too Dangerous.
Ken: Well Maybe If You Hadn't Been Hiding Away In Smurf Village For The Past 100 Years, None Of Us Would Be In Trouble.
Papa Smurf: You Know I Had My Reasons For That!
Ken: Do You Think Ron Would Have Just Walked Away?!
Smurfs: Uhh, Who's Ron?!
Ken: I Thought You Said The Magic Book Was Safe!
Razamel: Now, I Won't Ask You Again: Give Me That Baby Book.
Papa Smurf: No!
Razamel: No?!
Hefty Smurf: That doesn't sound like a fun game.
Tardigrade: I Just Want A Friend: Will You Stay Here With Me Forever?
Razamel: [Opens The Door] Absolutely Not!
Vanity Smurf: I always make time.
Razamel: What Are You Doing? Smurfette, I Command You To Help Me At Once, You're An Evil Wizard And And Always Will Be!
Smurfette: Not True, Who I Am Is Up To Me. I Decide: I Am A Smurf.
No Name Smurf: We May Be Small, We May Be Adorable, But Don't Mistake Our Kindness For Weakness.
Papa Smurf: Because Kindness Always Wins: Unite In Smurfitude!

Dialogue

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Taglines

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  • Rihanna is Smurfette.
  • Smurf it up.
  • Get this search party started.
  • Adventure comes out of the blue.
  • Blonde hair don't care. (Smurfette)
  • Blue kid on the block. (No Name)
  • Papa like it's hot. (Papa Smurf)
  • Love that Ken-ergy. (Ken)
  • Double trouble. (Gargamel and Razamel)
  • Don't blue my cover. (Moxie Smurf)
  • Poot! There it is! (Mama Poot)
  • Do you even lift bro? (Hefty Smurf)
  • Talk nerdy to me. (Brainy Smurf)
  • I think this movie's about me. (Vanity Smurf)
  • Why, what have you heard? (Worry Smurf)
  • Wee-woo-wee-woo-wee-woo. (Sound Effects Smurf)
  • Short king. (Ron)
  • Beware of the cat. (Azrael)
  • Slow your roll (Turtle)
  • Don't get left on read. (Jaunty)
  • He's so cringe. (Joel)
  • Tiny dancer (Tardrigrade)
  • Hex yeah. (Asmodius)
  • Sharp shooter. (Chernobog)
  • Talk witchy to me. (Jezebeth)

Cast

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See also

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