Quest for Camelot
Quest for Camelot is a 1998 animated film from Warner Bros. Animation about a young woman named Kayley who wants to be a knight of the Round Table in Camelot like her father, a blind young man named Garrett who wishes only to be left alone, and their quest to find Excalibur. It is loosely based on the novel The King's Damosel by Vera Chapman.
- Directed by Frederik Du Chau. Written by Kirk De Micco, Jacqueline Feather, David Seidler, and inspired by the 1976 novel "The King's Damosel" by Vera Chapman.
- [After they all put Sir Lionel in the stone coffin with stone pillars at Lady Juliana's Farm. Tears run down Kayley's face as Arthur gives Sir Lionel's dented shield to Lady Juliana, who also cries] Your husband died saving my life. And saving Camelot. Lady Juliana, the gates of Camelot will always be open to you. [Addresses the others:] Sir Lionel was my most trusted knight. And also my dear, dear friend. We will always remember how he bravely upheld the ideals of Camelot. [He then takes out Excalibur and holds it in the air and the other knights take out their swords and hold them in the air in respect for their deceased knight.]
- [Final lines] I dub thee, Sir Garrett. I dub thee, Lady Kayley. Thank you for saving Camelot. You have reminded us, the kingdom's strength… is not based in the strength of the king, but the strength of the people. From this day forward, you will both sit as Knights of the Round Table! [all cheer]
Kayley
[edit]- [after seeing her father ride off with the knights to Camelot] One day, I'll be a knight, like father.
- [to herself, lamenting on the normal everyday life after she and her mother disagree over her dreams of becoming a knight] How am I going to do great things if I'm stuck here with these silly chickens?
- [To Ruber, before she swings down with a large wooden beam to knock him away from the king] I will not serve a false king!
Garrett
[edit]- [His first lines, after Kayley falls into a swamp bed and gets tangled in a net] Hey! That's my net.
- [to Ayden] You don't understand. In Camelot, she'd only see me through their eyes. Not a knight, not a man, not anything.
- Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry. [Explaining why they're "conjoined twin dragons"] Oh. Enchanté, mademoiselle. I'm Devon, and this growth on my neck is Cornwall.
- Cornwall: But you can call me "Corny", for short. [Meeting Kayley for the first time]
- Devon: [walking through The Ogre's "den" - filled with skeletons - sarcastically and quietly] Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.
- Cornwall: Tell ya what: next time, you try to fly, and we'll hold on!
- Cornwall: [To Kayley, after Garrett has left the group] Forget about him. You're better off alone. He walks funny. He talks funny. People throw darts at him.
- Devon: [To Cornwall, appalled] How can you be so cold-blooded?!
- Cornwall: [To Devon] I'm a reptile. [He sticks his tongue out]
- Devon: [To Cornwall, poking him] Listen, you Jurassic twit! Kayley deserves someone who will love her. [Devon performs the following actions upon Cornwall] Someone... who'll hold her in his arms, [he squeezes Cornwall's head until his eyes bulge] who'll run his fingers through her hair, [he runs his fingers across Cornwall's head] look deeply in her eyes, [holds Cornwall eye-to-eye, then releases him] and make her feel like a real woman! [He kisses Cornwall; both spit and splutter]
Ruber
[edit]- [After Arthur had repelled him with Excalibur] One day, that sword will be in my hand, and all will be mine!
- [To Juliana] I'm so glad you've noticed! I've been working at it for years!
- [after he used his magic potion to fasten Excalibur to his hand] Don't worry, little girl. I'll make sure Arthur gets it back. Or gets it in the back. [laughs] As the case may be! [Softly] Throw her into the wagon.
- [after Kayley stops him from attacking the king] You're in the way, just like your father! Since you're dying to be like him! [he swings Excalibur at her, but she dodges] Let's see if I can help you out!
- [his last words] Two, for the price of one! This must be my lucky day. Oh, no! The stone! [explosion; Ruber dies]
Bladebeak
[edit]- [Covered in mud while one-eyed mosslike creatures are looking at him] Are you looking at me? Are you looking at me? [The one-eyed stalk creatures disappear. He turns. The one-eyed creatures look at him again, but disappear as soon as he turns back to them]
- Bladebeak, at your service! [Frees Kayley]
- [confronting an iron man] You've got to ask yourself: "Do I feel - clucky?" Well, do ya... punk? [He pecks the iron man]
Dialogue
[edit]- [first lines]
- Kayley: Come on. [While Sir Lionel is helping Lady Juliana getting off her horse.] Father! [As she jumps into her father's arms, they roll down onto a sandy beach.] Father, do you really have to go?
- Sir Lionel: I’m afraid I must, Kayley. You know the King’s Knights will be here soon.
- Kayley: Tell me again, why you became a knight.
- Lady Juliana: Kayley, you’ve heard it a thousand times!
- Sir Lionel: Oh, but it’s fine dear. Well, my daughter, before you were born, the land was dark and treacherous. [draws three circles in the sand with his finger] The people stood divided, brother fighting brother. [We go to a flashback, where at three stone pillars holding the magic sword, Excalibur.] The only hope for peace was in the legend of the sword Excalibur; for it was said, that only the true king could pull the magical sword from its stone, and unite the people. Many tried; all failed. [Everybody tries to pull out Excalibur, but to no avail, gave up] Then, on the very day you were born, [A young man emerges from the crowd] an unexpected hero stepped forth, his name was Arthur, [Arthur pulls out Excalibur, much to everybody's amazement] and he was that true king. With Excalibur at his side he led us out of the darkness [Years pass by, as a castle is being constructed] and together we built the greatest kingdom on Earth, [Everybody helped build a kingdom] everyone rejoiced. [All of Camelot's residents danced and formed the three interlocked rings, showing union and Kayley is dancing inside a drawn circle, where she is dreaming about Camelot]
- Kayley: Camelot!
- Sir Lionel: [shows Kayley the shield representing the three rings] And so these three rings represent the unity of our people. As a knight, I took an oath to protect Camelot, King Arthur, and Excalibur.
- Kayley: The knights are here!
- Sir Lionel: I must go now, Kayley. The king has summoned his knights for a special day in Camelot. [kisses Lady Juliana and begins to ride off] Goodbye.
- Kayley: I’m coming with you, daddy!
- Sir Lionel: Yes, when you are old enough, Kayley. I will take you to Camelot. I promise. I love you.
- Kayley: One day, I will be a knight, like father.
- Sir Lionel: Let’s go!
- [The knights ride off as "Warner Bros. Presents" fades in and fades out. We pan upwards to the sky as the film title "Quest for Camelot" [or "The Magic Sword: Quest for Camelot" in some countries] fades in and fades out. The knights travels on their horses on the main road to Camelot as the opening credits appear. The knights travel three days without stopping on their way to Camelot like The Swan Princess, The Sword in the Stone, and Crash Bandicoot 3: Warped.]
- Knight Chorus: [singing] United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand, brother to brother, no one shall be greater than all. [The drawbridge lowers as "Directed by Frederik Du Chau" fades in and fades out and the knights go inside Camelot] United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand, brother to brother, no one shall be greater than all.
- [Sir Lionel passes a young boy who is seemly blind is practicing his skills. The knights are greeted by their friends. Arthur appears at the main entrance of the castle with his advisor Merlin.]
- King Arthur: [singing] It's been 10 years we celebrate, All that made our kingdom great, Liberty and justice for all, Each of us we now divide, for equal shares our countryside, promising equality for all we reside!
- Knights of the Round Table: United we stand, now and forever, in truth, divided we fall. Hand upon hand; brother to brother; no 1 shall be greater than all.
- Ruber: ME! [To Knights] Charming sing along. Now, let's get down to business. I waited a long time for this day. What about my new land?!
- King Arthur: Sir Ruber. Always thinking of yourself. As knights of the round table, our obligation is to the people, not to ourselves. The land will be divided according to each person’s needs.
- Ruber: Then I need more than everyone. I wouldn't have supported you all these years if I thought you were running a charity.
- Sir Lionel: The King has decided!
- Ruber: Then it's time for the new king, and I vote for me.
- Sir Lionel: [?; to Ruber] I will not serve a false king.
- Ruber: Then serve... A DEAD 1! [Ruber draws a mace and leaps at Arthur; the other knights try to stop him, but he fights through them and strikes at Arthur, only to be disarmed and knocked flying by Excalibur.] One day, that sword will be in my hand, and ALL WILL BE MINE!! [He runs out of the room with the doors closing behind him as the knights throw spears at him. On the other side, Ruber barricades a door with a wooden beam before running off in exile as nine spears pierce the doors. Back in the room, the knights gather round Sir Lionel who is lying on the floor, motionless.]
- King Arthur: In the 10 years since Sir Lionel's death, equality and freedom have spread throughout the lands. Excalibur has given us the strength to stand together against all injustice. Camelot has prospered beyond our greatest dreams- [Ruber's Griffin crashes into the tower roof]
- Knight 4: It's a Griffin. [The Griffin growls as King Arthur is about to reach Excalibur with his hand very slowly, but The Griffin grabs Excalibur with his beak, breaking a piece of the chair, and biting King Arthur's arm. The Griffin flies up from the round table as the other Knights start to charge and throw their swords at The Griffin]
- Knight 5: It's taken Excalibur!
- Knight 6: Arthur is wounded!
- King Arthur: Never mind me! Find Merlin and go after the sword!
- [Ruber's men raid Lady Juliana and Kayley's home. Ruber enters, masked]
- Ruber: Knock Knock!
- Lady Juliana: Who-who are you? [Ruber takes off his helmet. Lady Juliana gasps] Ruber!
- Ruber: Juliana. I was in the neighborhood, and I thought I'd invade. How about a kiss? I hear you're still single.
- Lady Juliana: [She slaps his hand] Impertinent pig!
- Ruber: Is that a No?
- Lady Juliana: I demand that you leave immediately!
- Ruber: So rude! And after I came all this way. Just to see you.
- Lady Juliana: What do you want?
- Ruber: Camelot.
- Ruber: My faithful pet. How was the flight? Panic sweeps across the land.
- Griffin: Precisely.
- Ruber: My plan is perfect.
- Griffin: Precisely.
- Ruber: Without the sword, Arthur is vulnerable.
- Griffin: Precisely.
- Ruber: Now, Excalibur is mine.
- Griffin: [grunts] Here's where we enter a gray area. Hmm.
- [Ruber grabs The Griffin by the ruff of his neck, making him groan]
- Ruber: Excuse me? You lost Excalibur? How?!
- Griffin: I was attacked by a falcon.
- [Ruber lets go of The Griffin]
- Ruber: What? My magnificent beast outmatched by a puny, little pigeon?
- Griffin: It wasn't a pigeon. It was a falcon, with silver wings.
- Ruber: [softly] Silver wings? [sarcastically] Ooh, scary. [Yelling as he grabs The Griffin by the ear] You stupid animal! Where is the sword now?
- Griffin: In a place of untold danger.
- Ruber: The Forbidden Forest.
- Griffin: Precisely, Master.
- Ruber: [runs his finger along the Griffin's beak and up to the top of his head and speaks softly] Have I told you today how magnificently and totally... worthless you are?! [He pulls off the Griffin's eyebrow, making him screech] Excalibur is the one thing that can keep me from my conquest of Camelot!
- [He hears a horse neighing and sees Kayley riding towards the Forbidden Forest]
- Ruber: [screaming] Oh! The-the girl!
- [His "iron men" are clumsy]
- Ruber: [to Bladebeak] You! You! And You! Fancy Feet! After her! And bring her back! [to the Griffin] And you... [he grabs the Griffin's head] you are going to lead me to [emphasizing the syllables] Excalibur!
- Bladebeak: Hey. We're not going in there, are we?
- Minion: Chicken.
- Bladebeak: But I got a wife and two eggs at home! Hey, don't leave me here!
- Kayley: [After Garrett saves her from Ruber's Iron Men] That was... incredible! How you, smashed those creatures! How you-you avoided that-that-that, thing! You're amazing! You're-
- Garrett: [Agrees uncaringly, as he looks over his ruined net] Mmhmm.
- Kayley: Not… even… listening to me!
- Garrett: Great, took me six weeks to make this net!
- Kayley: Net? You saved my life. Thank you.
- Garrett: Well, everyone can makes mistakes.
- Kayley: Oh, I get it. This is where King Arthur sends his unfunny jesters, right?
- Garrett: And now I'll thank you...
- Kayley: For what?
- Garrett: For reminding me why I'm a hermit! Good day! [Begins to walk away]
- Kayley: But wait! What's your name?
- Garrett: It's Garrett.
- Kayley: I'm Kayley! [Garrett seemingly continues to ignore her by walking on] Garrett! Why won't you look at me when I'm talking to you? ...Oh. Oh, I didn't realize you were...
- Garrett: What? Tall? Rugged? Handsome?
- Kayley: [Astonished] Blind.
- Garrett: [Chuckles lightly and replies sarcastically] ...You know, I always forget that one.
- Kayley: Have you got a cold? What is it?
- Garrett: We’re in Dragon Country.
- Kayley: Are you sure this is Dragon Country? I mean, shouldn't there be a sign or something? It could say, 'Welcome to Dragon Country.' ...You don't think we'll see any... do you...? Is a group of dragons a pack or a flock? Is it a gaggle or a pride? Is it a herd?
- Garrett: Quiet.
- Kayley: Do you hear something?
- Garrett: No, I just want you to be quiet.
- Kayley: [hands akimbo] Hmph!
- Cornwall: Hey, hey, easy with the stick, buddy.
- Garrett: What are you?
- Devon: Well, frankly, we're the reason cousins shouldn't marry.
- Kayley: Stop bickering, and get your act together!
- Devon: Act? Did someone say Act? I can act!
- [during their song, but in speech]
- Devon: Trapped! Aah! Trapped!
- Cornwall: Stuck here with you for 500 years!
- Devon: Oh, dear, it's learned to count.
- Cornwall: If you'd got me a good lawyer, I would have split 400 years ago.
- Devon: Now, listen here, pal! I didn't come here to be insulted!
- Cornwall: Oh? Well, where do you usually go?
- Garrett: Well, the good news is, we're out of Dragon Country. The bad news is, this is where we say goodbye.
- Devon: You can't leave us here! If we try to go back, we'll be banished! Ostracized. Exiled...
- Cornwall: Not to mention kicked out.
- Kayley: Why?
- Cornwall: Cause we just broke the dragons' cardinal rule!
- Kayley: Rule?
- Devon: What? Never wear brown shoes with the blue suit?
- Cornwall: No, you moron. Never help a human.
- Garrett: Come on, Kayley. We must make camp before dark.
- Devon: Camp?
- Kayley: Garrett. Let's take them with us. Please.
- Garrett: Oh, I suppose so. But no more singing!
- Devon: How about interpretive dance? [Garrett sighs]
- Garrett: Kayley, I must tell you, I knew your father.
- Kayley: You did?
- Garrett: I used to live in Camelot. [flashback] I was a stable boy, but I dreamt of becoming a knight. One evening, there was a fire. [Garrett opens the stable doors] I rushed to save the horses but, well… [A Horse hits Garrett in the eyes] I was hurt. At first, all I could see were shapes, then shadows. Finally, my world went black. [Garrett's vision blacks out. In the morning he tries to feel his way around; Sir Lionel sees him and grabs a stick] After I lost my sight [Sir Lionel passes Garrett the stick and teaches him to fight with it] Your father was the only one who still believed in me. He taught me that a knight's strength comes from his heart [Merlin and Ayden watch] and his loyalty to the Oath of Camelot.
- Sir Lionel: United we stand.
- Both: Now and forever.
- Garrett: Any hope I had of becoming a knight, died with him.
- Kayley: I felt that way too, but I knew he would never want me to give up. He wouldn't want you to give up either. You're as good as any knight in Camelot.
- Garrett: You really think so?
- Griffin: Well, Master, we lost 'em again.
- [Ruber prepares to strike him; then looks up along the path].
- Ruber: Ah! That's where they went.
- Kayley: Uh-oh.
- Garrett: What is it?
- Kayley: We've lost the tracks.
- [Noise]
- Kayley: Tell me that was your stomach.
- Garrett: [shakes head] It was the Ogre.
- Devon: "Ogre"?!
- Cornwall: Well, see ya, good luck, have a nice life;–– whatever's left of it.
- Kayley: What's so scary about ogres?
- [the skeleton of a large animal falls into their midst]
- Devon: Their appetite!
- Cornwall: Oh, no; I think it's Uncle Yorick!
- Devon: Alas, poor Yorick!
- Garrett: [listening to Ayden the Falcon] Quick! Get out of the way!
- [The Ogre stamps on the skeleton, discards more bones, and drops an ornate sheath]
- Kayley: It's the scabbard from Excalibur! He does have the sword.
- [Later]
- Garrett: Ogres sleep in the day. We'll wait for him to fall asleep, then, we'll grab the sword!
- Devon: Define "We".
- Garrett: Shh! Quiet! The slightest noise and we're finished!
- Devon: [looks around at skeletons along the walls of the Ogre's lair] Hmm. Charming place. I must get the name of his decorator.
- Garrett: What's he doing?
- Kayley: I can't see him.
- Garrett: He's here; I can smell him.
- [The Ogre moves].
- Kayley: You're right; he is here.
- Garrett: Where's Excalibur?
- Kayley: [aghast] He's using it as a toothpick!
- Garrett: Tell me when he falls asleep.
- [The Ogre gives a yawn and noisily lies down].
- Cornwall: Let me guess: he fell asleep!
- Garrett: Describe the lay-out.
- Kayley: There's a ledge, just above the sword! But it's gotta be a twenty-foot drop.
- [Garrett uses his staff and places it next to Cornwall. He places his hand on the stick, and compares it to Cornwall's height. He walks away, Devon and Cornwall look confused. Later, we see Devon and Cornwall's tail is hooked on the rock on the ledge, as the camera pans down, we see that Devon and Cornwall are holding onto Garrett's feet who is using his staff for Kayley to hook her legs around as she is trying to grab Excalibur. Devon and Cornwall are heard groaning.]
- Kayley: Lower down. More.
- [Then we cut to the far angle from the human-chain. Ruber's foot stomps in front of the camera. And we cut to the front of Ruber and his men.]
- Iron Crossbowman: Hey boss! Look! There they are–
- Ruber: whilst shoving one of the mace-wielding thug's mace balls into the arrow thug's mouth] Shut up! [he turns to see that the ogre hasn't woken up and the human-chain is anywhere going out of place. To himself, muttering.] (I hate ogres.) Walk this way. [Ruber's minions tip toe behind Ruber, making some metallic noises every step they take. Ruber sighs in annoyance. Devon spots Ruber, The Griffin and the henchmen from the distance.]
- Devon: Oh, no, it's him. [Devon points at Ruber, accidentally letting go of Garrett's foot]
- Garrett: Hey!
- [The chain began the jolt, Kayley nearly fell, but her feet managed to stay hooked on Garrett's staff. Kayley has lowered herself enough to Excalibur. Ruber has climbed on the Griffin and it begins to fly off, causing dust to rise.]
- Griffin: Ah-ah-ahhh-CHOOO! [After the Griffin sneezed, Ruber gasped, then Cornwall, then Garrett, and lastly Kayley. Then the ogre opens his eye in front of Kayley.]
- Kayley: Uh-oh! Nap-time's over! [Garrett does so, but he groans whilst doing so] Quick! Swing me back-and-forth! You're getting very sleepy, sleepy. [The ogre fell back to sleep shortly after Kayley hypnotized him]
- Garrett: [grabbing hold of Excalibur] Can you reach it?
- Kayley: I've got it!
- [Devon and Cornwall moan as Ayden grabs hold of Devon's head and pulls the chain to safety. Ruber and the Griffin fly off again to try to steal back the sword. But the ogre, still groggy, yawns in front of them, as the group ran for the exit. Ruber and the Griffin scream as they fall to the ground. Three of Ruber's henchmen chase after the group, but the ogre slams his hand into them, narrowly missing the group. Ruber and the Griffin land, and the ogre yawns and lifts his hand in the air. The flattened, but unharmed minions, blink. Then the ogre begins to change his sleeping position. Ruber and the Griffin gasp, as the ogre's rear end is lowering in front of them. The ogre sits down in his sleeping position, causing dust to rise.]
- Ruber: The Ogre's butt! [the dust clears to see that Ruber and the Griffin are indeed trapped under the ogre's butt]
- Griffin: Well, Master, at least things can't get any worse.
- [After the Griffin said that, the ground begins to shake]
- Ruber: [to the Griffin] Wanna bet? [As the group ran towards the exit of the cave, breaking wind is heard.]
- Cornwall: Whoa! Watch it!
- [Loud noise and gust of wind blowing Ruber and the Griffin over the heroes, who duck their heads and cover their noses as they run out of the Ogre's cave. Ruber and the Griffin crash into a cave wall]
- Ruber: Seize them!
- Griffin: [groaning, strained] Yes, Master. [Devon and Cornwall are the first to run through the exit, and stop at a cliff.]
- Devon: There's no way out!
- Kayley: There's one way out: you'll have to fly!
- Devon: We can't fly! (We explained that before our song).
- [Garrett seizes Kayley, Devon, & Cornwall and leaps with them into the canyon].
- Cornwall: [deep] Houston, we have a [normal] PROBLEM! [His voice echoes, as they slide down the cliff. Ruber stops at the cliff, followed by his henchmen]
- Ruber: After you! [he kicks them down the cliff, after the heroes. Ayden chirps in view, Ruber sees this, and motions the Griffin to attack him. The Griffin does so, but misses him, and Ayden flies around Ruber, who swings his sword at him, but misses. The Griffin's eyes widen and shrieks when he realizes what he's flying into. Ruber growls in shock, as the Griffin crashes into the cliff right below him, crumbling the cliff with Ruber on it, causing him to fall with the Griffin. Meanwhile, back to the group who are still sliding down the cliff with Kayley and Garrett on Devon and Cornwall, with Ruber's minions still sliding far behind. The Griffin and Ruber are right behind them.]
- Devon: Ladies and Gentlemen: Please put your seats in the upright position!
- Cornwall: Assume the crash position and hope you don't smell your socks! Tray tables up and put away your sandwiches!
- Devon: Turbulence!
- Cornwall: Hold on, gang. I think we're going in.
Devon: Help! Mayday! Mayday! [Devon tries to grab the branch, but loses grip and continues falling and sliding down the cliff] [After the group had slided away, Ruber's minions crash-land on a rock nearby knocked out. Then the Griffin and Ruber fall onto them unconscious. Meanwhile, the group are still sliding down the slope, Devon and Cornwall's tail is catching fire, due to the friction when they are sliding down on the cliff.]
- Devon: We know you do have a choice, so thank you for flying Dragon Air! Ow! OW! OWW!! [They land on a lake extinguishing the fire, Garrett fell off into the water, but Kayley managed to stay on.]
- Cornwall: Tell you what, next time you try to fly, and we'll hold on.
- Kayley: We did it. We did it! I can't believe it! We did it!
Garrett: [chuckles] Congratulations.
- Kayley: [she takes Excalibur out of its scabbard] So this is Excalibur. [Devon and Cornwall squabble over each other to hold the sword]
- Devon: Can I hold it? Give it to me!
- Cornwall: Please, let me hold it. Me!
- Garrett: [to Devon and Cornwall] No! Excalibur only belongs in the hands of Arthur. [He walks away] Come on, Kayley.
- [As Ayden flies through the end of the forest, Kayley pulls back a branch to see Camelot in the distance]
- Kayley: Camelot! Oh Garrett, it's so beautiful!
- Garrett: Hmmm.
- Kayley: I wish you could see it.
- Garrett: I have seen it. And there was no place for me. [hands her Excalibur]
- Kayley: Garrett, what's wrong?
- Garrett: Take Excalibur to Arthur. You don't have much time. [Turns back towards the Forbidden Forest. Kayley is confused. Devon and Cornwall are dumbfounded]
- Kayley: [Runs ahead of him, blocking his path] But we'll deliver the sword together.
- Garrett: No. You deliver it. I...I don't belong in that world. [Moves past her]
- Garrett: Come on, Ayden.
- Kayley: [softly] But you belong in mine.
- [Kayley is captured by Ruber and his Iron Men]
- Ruber: I'll take that. [takes Excalibur from its scabbard] Oh, [emphasizes the syllables of Excalibur and speaks softly] Excalibur! Mine! Forever! [to Kayley] You've been quite annoying... for a girl.
- Devon: Kayley's been captured!
- Cornwall: And Ruber's got Excalibur!
- Garrett: What?! Take me to her! Come on, Ayden.
- Cornwall: They're halfway to Camelot by now.
- Devon: Oh, right! We've have to fly there to get there in time! Ruber drives me completely nuts! He makes me so mad, and angry!
- Cornwall: He's definitely a jerk; a giant jerk!
- Devon: The foulth [sic] of it!
- Cornwall: Wait 'til we get to Camelot. We'll show him a thing or two! Won't we?
- Devon: Yes! We darn well will!
- Garrett: [waves his staff under them] You're flying.
- Devon: Gosh! He's right. We are flying.
- Cornwall: I did it! [showing off his biceps] I'm great. [kisses his biceps twice] I love me! I did it.
- [Devon hits him on the head]
- Devon: Excuse me, egomaniac, I think you mean I did it.
- Cornwall: No; careful! [They fall into a mud pool]
- Garrett: Don't you get it?! The only reason you can't fly is because you can't agree on anything! There must be something you can agree on. You both love Kayley, don't you?
- [Devon and Cornwall spit out mud, sigh, and look at each other]
- [We cut to a bunch of storm clouds, The Griffin flies from them in front of the camera and flies over it. The wagons are heading towards the drawbridge of Camelot as the storm clouds slowly circle the kingdom.]
- Guard: Wagons approaching!
- [Ruber has hidden himself in a black cape to disguise himself.]
- Ruber: [whispering] Not a word. And let's all keep our heads, shall we?
- [Juliana turns to the inside of the wagon to see that the Spike-Slinger Thug has tied Kayley's hands and holds his blade close to her neck. He laughs evilly when he does. Juliana gasped and turned back round to the front.]
- Guard: It's Lady Juliana, lower the bridge at once!
- [The drawbridge lowers. Ruber grins evilly as the wagons and himself enter Camelot. The camera zooms towards Arthur's bedroom tower]
- African-Descendant Guard: Pardon me, my king. Lady Juliana has payed us a surprise visit.
- King Arthur: Ah, good. [he rises from his chair] Tell her I'll receive her at the round table.
- [Meanwhile, the wagons had arrived in Camelot. Ruber's minions have hidden themselves in the carts. Ruber looks around carefully to see if no-one is suspicious. A girl plays with her doll, as her dog barks happily, she drops the doll, until her mother picks it up and hands it back to her. Ruber's horse slows down]
- Ruber: [quietly] Steady, steady.
- [The residents walk around the wagons, as Ruber grins to himself, evilly. Suddenly, one of the wagon's wheels goes over a rock, causing it to jolt. Kayley, who is now bound and gagged, kicks the thug with her legs, causing him to fall through the floor and scrapes himself on the tiles. Kayley dodges as the thugs pierces the wooden beams with his claws. Bladebeak had finished reconciling with his wife and turns to Kayley]
- Bladebeak: Ah! Bladebeak, at your service! [he uses his "beak" to slice off the ropes on Kayley's hands, and Kayley unties the gag. The wagons have come to a halt in front of the castle]
- Knight: Lady Juliana?
- [Kayley suddenly bursts out of the wagon]
- Kayley: Hey! It's a trap!
- [The residents and the knights gasp in fright, Ruber reveals himself and his horse neighs.]
- Ruber: ATTACK!
- [The knights gasp as Ruber charges on his horse towards them. Then, all of the thugs burst out of the wagons, scaring off the residents. Finally, the Spike-Slinger Thug, burst out of the wagon, slicing it, into pieces. Ruber slices most of the knights' spears and swords with Excalibur.]
- Ruber: SEAL OFF THE CASTLE!
- [Everyone ran for the lives. Ruber charges on his horse into the castle, and two of his thugs block up the front doors after Ruber went in. The knights charged towards the ironmen, but they were defeated. A knight tries to strike the mace-wielding thug with his sword, but the blade broke off in contact. Then a thug's grabs a knight and hurls him to a another knight, next to a pit of fiery coals. The knight crashed into the pit, knocking it over, spilling out the coals, causing fire to spread near the stables. The knights again, try to defeat the ironmen, but to no avail. A knight was thrown back.]
- Knight: Ruber has breached the castle keep, The king is still inside!
- [Kayley looks at the front doors that have now been blocked and then at the tower's scaffolding.]
- Kayley: Mother, I must help the King.
- [She head off to the scaffolding]
- Bladebeak: Don't worry, we'll be fine! [he grins, and his wife looks at him]
- [Kayley has made her way on the ramparts and tries to run across the scaffolding to get into the castle, but the Griffin flies in, and Kayley jumps off the scaffolding and out of the way as the Griffin smashes through the scaffolding. Then two thugs came from both sides of her and corner her on the rampart's edge. Then Kayley loses her balance, and seemingly falls off the ramparts and off-screen. Then after one second, Kayley is raised back up, and turns out that Garrett had broke her fall with his staff and is now on Devon and Cornwall who are now flying.]
- Kayley: Garrett! You came back!
- Garrett: Heads up! [Garrett jumps down, and Kayley dodges as Devon and Cornwall swung their tail at the thugs, causing them to fall into the moat, screaming.] Sorry I'm late. I hate flying coach.
- [the two hug each other in reunion]
- Kayley: [to Devon and Cornwall] You're flying!
- Devon: Yes, we are frequent fliers now!
- [Meanwhile, Arthur heads down the corridor to the Round Table Room]
- King Arthur: Juliana?
- [Then we cut to Ruber sitting in Arthur's damaged chair, waiting for him]
- Ruber: Ta-da!
- King Arthur: Ruber!
- Ruber: Pleased to see me? [After hearing the doors are being locked. Arthur grabs a nearby spear. Ruber walks up from the throne, hiding his arm with his cape.] A spear? [he chuckles mockingly] How Stone Age! A king would hold a nobler weapon! A king would hold [He pulls off his cape, revealing the bonded Excalibur on his hand]... Excalibur! [Ruber twitches his eye]
- [We cut back to the ramparts]
- Garrett: Where's Ruber?
- Kayley: He has the king trapped inside, there's no way in!
- Garrett: The King... Wait, I know a way! Through the stables!
- [Suddenly, the Griffin flies into view, Kayley and Garrett gasp. But Ayden attacks the Griffin, causing the creature to chase the falcon off. Then, more of Ruber's minions are closing in.]
- Kayley: Give me your hand. [spotting a haystack cart with a horse] Jump! [Both Kayley and Garrett jump down from the rampart, and into the cart. Kayley lands in the hay, and Garrett lands in front and rides the cart off to the stables] Garrett, what're you doing?!
- Garrett: I'm driving!
- Kayley: You think that's a good idea?!
- Garrett: No problem! Hang on!
- Kayley: Oh, no, Garrett! Right! Right! Look out!
- [A sharp swerve, and they fall from the cart into the stables]
- Garrett: See, that wasn't so bad… was it?
- Ruber: [to Arthur] So many memories in this room… makes me wanna puke! You said, Everyone at this Table, was equal; well, I have something sweeter: revenge!
- Garrett: These tunnels lead to the Round Table.
- Kayley: I can't see!
- Garrett: Don't worry, I'll be your eyes.
- Griffin: [seizes Ayden] Finally, Silverwings; you're mine!
- Devon: Well, excuse me!
- Cornwall: Pick on somebody your own size. [to Devon] Let's barbecue this bully.
- Devon: I couldn't agree more!
- [They blow fire at the Griffin, who drops Ayden; Cornwall catches him].
- Cornwall: Hang on, little birdie!
- [Devon and Cornwall then chase off the Griffin by repeatedly breathe fire at him. Back in Camelot, Juliana is tending to as injured knight as Bladebeak and his wife watch on. Then the Mace-Wielding Thugs spins its mace-balls around, roaring. Bladebeak steps up to him]
- Bladebeak: You got to ask yourself: "Do I feel clucky?" Well, do ya punk?!
- [Bladebeak squawks as he jumps on the mace-wielding thug and starts to peck on his neck with his "beak". Bladebeak's wife turns to Juliana and points at him and then to herself, as if she was saying, "That's my man!"]
- [last lines]
- Kayley: Isn't this everything you've ever wanted?
- Garrett: Well, not quite... everything... [they kiss; Devon blows kisses at Cornwall]
- Cornwall: Hey! Don't even think about it.
- Merlin: Well done, Ayden.
She's On Way Day End Title Song
[edit]Random
Crazy credits
[edit]- Devon and Cornwall will be back in Looney Tunes: Back in Action.
Cast
[edit]- Jessalyn Gilsig — Kayley
- Andrea Corr (singing voice)
- Sarah Rayne — Young Kayley
- Cary Elwes — Garrett
- Bryan White (singing voice)
- Gary Oldman — Ruber
- Eric Idle — Devon
- Don Rickles — Cornwall
- Jane Seymour — Juliana
- Celine Dion (singing voice)
- Pierce Brosnan — King Arthur
- Steve Perry (singing voice)
- Bronson Pinchot — The Griffin
- Jaleel White — Bladebeak
- Gabriel Byrne — Sir Lionel
- John Gielgud — Merlin
- Frank Welker — Ayden the Falcon
External links
[edit]- 1998 American animated films
- Warner Bros. Animation films
- Traditionally animated films
- American children's animated adventure films
- American children's animated comedy films
- American children's animated drama films
- American children's animated fantasy films
- American children's animated musical films
- Animated films about dragons
- Animated films about death
- Animated films based on novels
- Films set in the Middle Ages
- Films directed by Frederik Du Chau
- Animated Arthurian films
