Greg Gutfeld

Greg Gutfeld (2025)

Gregory John Gutfeld (born September 12, 1964) is an American television host, political commentator, comedian, and author. He is the host of the late-night comedy talk show Gutfeld!, which was formerly aired on Saturday nights as The Greg Gutfeld Show from May 2015 until March 2021, when it was announced that the show would move to weeknights.

Gutfeld is also one of five co-hosts and panelists on the political talk show The Five. Both of the shows air on Fox News. From 2007 to 2015, he hosted the 3 a.m. series Red Eye, a late-night talk show which also aired on Fox News.

Quotes

• The Canadian military wants to take a breather to do some yoga, paint landscapes, run on the beach in gorgeous white Capri pants. Isn't this the perfect time to invade this ridiculous country? They have no army!
  • "Fox News anchor’s Canadian soldier quips cause outrage" Taipei Times (March 25, 2009)

• Nothing will ever come close to Ted Kennedy meeting with the KGB in order to beat Ronald Reagan in 1984
  • "Fox News host cites Ted Kennedy-KGB meeting that never happened" Politfact (July 18, 2017)

• QAnon violence! There is none!
  • "QAnon hoax has been linked to violence. Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld falsely claimed it hasn’t" Politfact (August 24, 2020)

• We're not in a crisis moment.
  • About the Covid pandemic, "As the country hits a crisis moment with COVID-19, Fox host declares: “We're not in a crisis moment”" Media Matters (November 16, 2020)

• I don’t believe anybody with a concealed carry permit ever committed a mass shooting.
  • "Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld falsely claims concealed carry permit holders never committed mass shooting” Politfact )June 28, 2022)

• College doesn't look like it's fun anymore. I mean, have you seen how miserable and how miserable-looking a lot of the students are? They're deliberately like ugly-fying themselves. You see them on TikTok. They're out of shape, they're asexual. They're rejecting the truth in beauty. They all look like rejects from a loony bin. I'd steer clear of college, too.
  • "Fox News host says he wouldn’t go to college now because he doesn’t find the students attractive enough" Media Matters (October 6, 2022)

• White supremacy is not a threat to them.
  • About black people, "Fox News' Greg Gutfeld says Democrats are lying about the threat of white supremacy to “keep Blacks angry”" Media Matters (May 15, 2023)

• I have the No. 1 late night show. I also have the only late night show — sorry — right now, so you don’t have a choice in this matter. And I am for no choices.
  • "Fox’s Greg Gutfeld Brags He’s ‘The Only Late Night Show’ During WGA Strike: ‘I Am for No Choices’" The Wrap (May 15, 2023)

• I’ve had enough of people declaring emergencies in order to take control of our lives. I know that mass shootings are bad, but if we are going to do the numbers, then let’s do the numbers. It’s exceedingly rare compared to car fatalities.
  • "Fox News host downplays mass shootings with comparison to car fatalities" Independent (September 12, 2023)

• The criticism doesn’t matter to us when you call us Nazis. Nazi this and Nazi that,” Gutfeld said on air. “I’m beginning to think they don’t like us. I’ve said this before. We need to learn from the Blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word by using it.” Gutfeld: “You know what? I’ve said this before, we need to learn from the blacks. The way they were able to remove the power from the n-word word by using it. So from now on it’s: What up, my Nazi? Hey, what up, my Nazi?
  • "Fox News’ Greg Gutfeld Sparks Outrage With Comments About Nazis and ‘The Blacks’" TV Insider (July 16, 2025)

• I think she’s an absolute genius. I want to just read that quote again. I’m going to tell you why, OK? ‘We cannot afford to leave Tennessee behind, Kentucky behind, Alabama behind, Mississippi behind, Georgia behind, South Carolina behind.’ She mentions behind six times, and all I’m thinking about is her behind!”
  • About Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (AOC), "Greg Gutfeld Says All He's Thinking About Is AOC's Behind" Huffington Post (July 21, 2026)