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Goat (stylized in all caps) is a 2026 American animated sports comedy film produced by Columbia Pictures and Sony Pictures Animation, and distributed by Sony Pictures Releasing. In the film, an anthropomorphic goat named Will Harris aspires to become the greatest of all time in a basketball-like sport known as roarball.

Directed by Tyree Dillihay. Written by Aaron Buchsbaum and Teddy Riley.
You're never too small to dream big.(taglines)

Will Harris

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  • All my life, I've always wanted to play professional roarball where the fiercest animals compete in the most dangerous stadium.
  • There's only one problem: I'm a small in a world of bigs.
  • Wanna bet?
  • My mom told me if anyone could change the game was me, and I want her to be right.
  • All I need is one shot to show the world this kid's got game.
  • Night-night, baby.
  • Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Jett Fillmore

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  • A goat?!
  • Florence Marjorie Everson! You're signing a goat?! Have you lost your mind?!
  • I'm just gonna eat him. Yeah, I'm gonna eat him with a side of ranch dressing.
  • What happened to no kids in the locker room?
  • Hot paws over here!
  • Modo, do your thing!
  • And I’m best in the game.

Lenny Williamson

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  • I'm sorry, you sayin' somethin'?
  • Don't look now, but there's a baby goat walking towards us with a weird smile on his face.
  • Nothin' but neck!
  • I don't play the long game, I play the tall game.
  • I block every shot.
  • I just wanna blow minds with my sick rhymes.
  • That's my squad! That's my squad!
  • "Goat Tears" is wack and I can't let it stand.

Olivia Burke

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  • I'm good here. I live here now.
  • I am the bird!
  • I do not care what they're saying about me online, across multiple platforms.
  • Lenny is a rapper.
  • Can’t catch me on the fast break.

Modo Olachenko

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  • Modo is icon.
  • That's just my skin, man.
  • If Modo were anymore of a ssssnack, he'd eat himself!
  • You goats are weird. I like it! (teaser)
  • I'll make you feel weird, and you're not sure why.
  • Modo has something to say. Thorns staying in Vineland! [everyone gasped at Modo's announcement and he shows them the contract that Flo recently sold the Thorns to Sunken City, but he bought them back] Modo is team owner.
  • Hi, piglet.
  • Aha. Uno Reverse!
  • Bye, piglet.

Archie Everhardt

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  • Come on, Olivia.
  • My sweet baby angels.
  • Come on, Will. Show him who's too small.
  • Oh, thank God! These girls are crazy. Get me outta here. Quick, start the car!
  • No one gets by me in the lane!
  • [sobbing] I just want to be a good dad.
  • Hey, Mane! He's not a small! HE'S... A... MEDIUM!!!
  • Let me take a look at that. You're giving this freak lizard the team?!

Mane Attraction

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  • Wait, wait. A goat?! [laughs]
  • This is my house!
  • Looks like you gonna make me take my chains off!
  • Where my maniacs at?!
  • You don't belong here, goat! You're too small!
  • Jett can't save you now!
  • [last lines] What?! Oh no, no, no! Not the hair! [sobs]

Goat Tears

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You're not ready!
It's Mane season! (Ha-ha!)
You know what's in my cup!
I know you think you're all ba-a-ad.
But I'mma have you crying like "ba-a-ah"!
You just goat here, I'm the Mane Attraction, though
I'm the godfather, call me Pony Soprano!
I'mma keep it short, just like you
Next time we on the court, the smoke's on you!
Act tough, but you're scared.
I'm in your nightmares!
Tonight, when you sleep, you'll be crying goat tears! (Goat, goat tears!)
(Oh!) You'll be crying goat tears! (Goat, goat tears!)
You'll be crying goat tears! (Goat, goat tears!)

Coach Dennis Cooper

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  • Welcome to Dennis' World of Pain! [cackles]
  • Modo's my boss!

Grizz

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  • I mean, what are the rules, y'all? [all with him] Smalls can't ball!
  • Medium fries did it!

Flo Everson

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  • [last lines] Ha-ha! I never thought I'd see the day Jett Fillmore passed the ball! (Will and Jett: [calls Adi and Ari] Security!) Hold up, sucker. (Adi: Play time?) (Ari: Should we destroy?) (As payback for Flo selling the Thorns to Sunken City, the twins began to charge) (Adi and Ari: Destroy!) Hold up! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

Dialogue

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Daryl: All right, that's it. I need to hear it.
Will: Hear what?
Daryl: [chuckling] Oh, you know what.
Will: What? [sighs] Oh, come on.
Daryl: Do it.
Will: [sighs] Ba.
Hannah: [pushes Daryl] With feeling.
[Will starts to bleat and so does Daryl. Hannah joins in, as the three yell "baaa", then Will bleats loudly that Archie, Olivia, Lenny and Modo hears him. Then Coach Dennis woke up startled by Will's bleating]
Coach Dennis: [gasps] What?
[We zoom out at the Sunken City Hotel and we cut back in where we see the bellhop gerbil pushing the baggage cart, as he hears Will's bleating]
Bellhop Gerbil: [bleats] [resumes his work]
Will: [bleating continues, screams]
Jett: [fed up with Will's bleating noise and approached him] What is that noise? [grabs his phone] Give me that!
Daryl and Hannah: [bleating continues]
Hannah: [she and Daryl stopped bleating as they see Jett Fillmore] Jet...
Daryl and Hannah: Fillmore.
Daryl: Your head is so green–
[Then Jett broke Will's phone, as Will grins nervously at her]
Jett: Some of us have a game tomorrow. Keep it down.
Director Parrot: Look since you're not gonna say the line, why don't you just give us a little "Baaa".
Jett: [grabs his megaphone] Oh, I am not saying that!
Jett: So it looks like we're going to th-! [notices everyone looking at her despondently] To the finals...
Olivia: Well, um, I'm-I'm done. Team's sold anyway.
Archie: Come on girls...
Lenny: I’m not sticking around for this.
Modo: Modo as well...
[Everyone leaves; Will drops his shoes by Jett]
Will: You used to be my favorite player. Until today.
Jett: Hey. Can we talk?
Will: I'm busy.
Grizz: No, he's not.
Will: Come on, come on! G-Give me the ball!
Grizz: Nope. Not happening. My ball now. [leaves Will and Jett alone]
Jett: I came to say I'm-I'm sorry.
Will: Well, you did it. So...
Jett: Please, just hear me out. [sighs] I want to win. I wanna hold up that claw and feel what it's like to be one of the greats. When Flo said all that stuff about me being washed up, it just-it-it... it just got in my head! And I couldn't let it go because deep down... deep, deep down... I'm scared she's right. And I just panicked! And I- And I did you all so dirty. And I'm so... sorry. You know, I really thought that if I was holding a claw at the end of the day, it wouldn't matter how I got it. But when you think about it, that's kinda all that matters.
Will: [chuckles] That was a really good apology. But you know, you still owe the diner a claw.
Jett: It's gonna be hard to win without a team.
Will: I might know a few folks.
[At Archie's place]
Adi: Dad.
Ari: Daddy clown!
Archie: [happy to see Will and Jett] Oh, thank God. These girls are crazy. Get me out of there. [pushes the two] Quick, start the car!
Will: You hear that, Vineland? Looks like the Thorns are staying!
Crowd: [chanting] Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep! Roots run deep!
Jett: [bleats]
Vineland Thorns: [bleating]
Will: [bleats, chuckles]

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