Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 5

Season 5

Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. [5.01]

Numbuh 1: I guess we can all have fun in our own way.

Numbuh 3: Hooray!

Narrator: Look out, true believer. With bones of solid peppermintium, the ferocious leader of Santa's elite strike force, ELFA Strike, is Wintergreen!

Numbuh 1: [after the KND break in the Naughty or Nice System and confronts the Delightful Children, they aim at them] Okay, for the last time, out of the— [they notice]

Delightful Children: [the REINDEER System turn them into Grinch-like monsters] Help us, please! You must help us!

Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S. [5.02]

Delightful Children: Thank you fellow students for electing US as your new president. We think you'll find the rest of the school year to be quite... delightful.

Mrs. Van der Baan: Mr. Dickson! I'd prefer if you and Mr. Cavallaro [distressed, worriedly] discussed invading elementary schools [continuing angry] after my class!

Chad and Chuckie: [disappointed, sadly] Yes, Mrs. Van der Baan.

Operation: D.U.C.K.Y. [5.03]

Spotty: Hey look! You can see Tommy’s tushie! [he and the crew laugh at him]

Stinky Crew: [singing and chanting] I see your heinie, all bright and shiny…”

Captain Dirt: Knock it off, you imbeciles! Keep rowing or we’re all doomed!

Mr. PeeYew: Looks like a full moon. Tonight! [the crew laugh even harder]

Ms. Dirt: [notices Tommy naked] Oh! You there! You put some pants on this instant, young man! Do you understand me?! [she gets sucked into the whirlpool, the bathrobe rips apart, Captain Dirt is sucked in]

Captain Dirt: Noooo! So warm and soapyyyyyyy! [he is sucked into the vortex]

Tommy: Now we’re caught in the whirlpool!

Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R. [5.04]

Numbuh 2: Alright, where'd that baby go?

Numbuh 2: AAH! I'm hit! everything's going stinky!

Operation: B.U.L.L.I.E.S. [5.05]

Operation: F.I.S.H.Y. [5.06]

Operation: B.R.E.A.K.U.P. [5.07]

Ernest: [on the recorded message] Hello, this is an anonymous message...from Ernest. Perhaps you think that your [insert breakable object here] is missing. But the truth is, [insert name of kid here] has taken it to a Vaseball to be smashed into eleventy billion pieces! Thank you.

Operation: S.A.F.A.R.I. [5.08]

Operation: V.I.R.U.S. [5.09]

Numbuh 1: [regarding the teens' prom] Now, I'm going to flow the meeting to Numbuh 2, who has prepared an elaborate computer stimulation of our plan to solve!

Numbuh 4: Oh yeah! This is gonna rock!

Numbuh 2: Well... I kinda didn't have time to make computer stimulation, so... I made a diorama instead! But it should still explain our basic attack the same way. First, we'll be like OOOOOGHH Wah WHOOSH! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! The teenagers go WAH! It's the Kids Next Door! Then we'll be like WOOOO SWWWAAAMM! And then they're like AAH NO HELP US! HELP US! Then we'll be like RRRAARRGHH! RARARARAGGRGHH! Then they'll go OH NO, PLEASE! We surrender! [ends up destroying his diorama and smiles]

Numbuh 4: That's the same diarrhea thing you made for history class!

Operation: O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K. [5.10]

Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N. [5.11]

Operation: H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. [5.12]

Numbuh 3: Toilet-paper tube to chew on, sir? Chew tube? Would you like a chew tube? Chew tube for you? [ Squeaking ] okay, I'll bring you your sunflower seeds in a second! Chew tu- r-r-r-r-r-r! Dmitri, what did I say about squirting soda on a national flight?!

Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-.F.I.V.E. [5.13]

Father: That kid doesn't get out much does he?

Numbuh 86: He's from the 19th century.

Father: The 19th century? Get out of here.

Numbuh 86: It's true. He's like, never seen cars and stuff. Go on. Ask him something.

Father: [Calling to Numbuh 19th Century] Hey, 19th century kid?! You want to watch a cartoon, on the television?

Numbuh 19th Century: What are cartoons? And what is this thing called...tel-e-vision?

[Father and Numbuh 86 laughs until Numbuh 19th Century licks the cake]

Father: Hey, what do you think you're doing?! Nobody except for my delightful children is allowed to eat this cake!

Numbuh 3: I'll take one of those!

[Numbuh 3 tricks the Ice Cream Henchman to look behind himself]

Henchman: One of what?

[She tries to squeeze his shoulder to make him unconscious, but it did not work.]

Henchman: What are you doing?

Numbuh 3: Eh, sorry.

Numbuh 5: Hello. Try this. [Numbuh 5 uses a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.]

[Numbuh 5 disguised herself as henchman]

Henchman: Hey, aren't you a little short to be an ice cream man?

Numbuh 5: Aw, come on. I'm taller than that guy.

Henchman: Where? [looks away; Numbuh 3 tries to squeeze his shoulder but it did not work again] Thanks! I had the worst crick in the shoulder-

Numbuh 5: [holding an ice cream gun] Try this next time.

Operation: R.E.C.R.U.I.T. [5.14]

Operation: D.A.D.D.Y. [5.15]

Mr. Boss: What are you doing in my house, Numbuh 1? And what are you doing out of bed, Shaunie?

Shaunie: I was just getting a drink of water dad.

Nigel Uno: Mr. Boss, I should've known that a villain like you would do such a thing like that to a kids hair. But to your own son?

Mr. Boss: What it looks great a real work of art if you ask me.

Numbuh 1: Cut that out we're taking Shaunie away and putting him into the Kids Next Door haircut protection program so that you'll never do to him what you did to Paddy.

Mr. Boss: Oh no, you don't. Shaunie go to your room.

Shaunie: Alright, dad.

Numbuh 83: Dark...Base...MENT!

Operation: C.L.O.W.N. [5.16]

Operation: S.P.A.N.K.E.N.S.T.I.N.E. [5.17]

Numbuh 2: Rainbow Monkeys. Some say they're filled with love. Others say that every one is made with a great big rainbow. But I say they're nothing but trouble. For instance, I was once at a dinner party where a little girl decided that if she couldn't have her sister's Posh Party Rainbow Monkey, then no one would. And when a certain detective caught her doing the deed, she paid the price. Grounded for life with no hope for TV. Everyone thought that was the end of the story, but not me. Some kids just don't know when they'll leave things buried, some kids want revenge.

Genki Sanban: Now, Kani. Relax. The least we could do is let her play in her room while she's grounded.

Numbuh 2: Why'd you do it, Mushi? Why did you bring Posh Party Rainbow Monkey back to spank me?!

Mushi Sanban: Revenge! But I guess you can't trust a Rainbow Monkey to do a kindergartener's JOB!

Numbuh 2: Jeez, Mushi! I'm not going to fight you. You're like five-year...[Mushi tackles him] Well, maybe I'll fight you just this once. But don't tell anyone.

Mushi Sanban: HI-YAH! THOUSAND COLOR SHOWER OF DOOOOOOOOOM!!! [spins as she blasts a lot of crayons to attack Numbuh 2]

Numbuh 2: Yikes! [Numbuh 2 runs in the closet to hide from Mushi's crayons. voiceover] It looked like I was trapped. Trapped like a boy forced to go dress-shopping with his mom, until...

Count Spankulot: That Rainbow Monkey. I can feel my Spankulocity coursing through it! [he bites the Rainbow Monkey] Yes! [laughs maniacally as he regains his powers]

Mushi Sanban: Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy-billion color shower of doom!

Count Spankulot: [emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankiness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals, shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!! [Mushi screaming]

[Count Spankulot spanks Mushi multiple times as he laughs maniacally. Mushi cries with her hands on her butt after being spanked]

Count Spankulot: And now, Hoagie Gilligan, it is time for... DESSERT!

Mushi: [laughs in evilly] I'll get you Gilligan! I'll get you and if it's a LAST THING I DO! [she and King Sandy riding away]

Numbuh 2: Kindergarteners.

Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. [5.18]

Numbuh 1: What's that smell? Who's cooking hamburgers?

Numbuh 5: I don't know about hamburgers, but your buns are burning!

Kani Sanban: [after Numbuh 1 told him to go home and lower the temperature; visibly suffering from heat frustration] HA! I can't even get near the thermostat! IT'S SO HOT! [regains composure and sit on the chair] I'm staying right here where it's nice and comfortable.

Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. [5.19]

Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. [5.20]

Numbuh 5: Oh Hey Heiny!

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.

Numbuh 5: Oh that's cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times! I-

Numbuh 5: Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!

Operation: H.O.M.E. [5.21]

Operation: I.T. [5.22]

[talking to KND Operatives via computers]

Numbuh 362: What? Okay. We're on it. Goodbye! [to another computer] Look, I don't care which level you’re on, Jonnee. Put that video game down right now, and find out what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! [to another computer] Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! [bumps on Numbuh 65.3]

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, I need these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago, sir!

Numbuh 362: I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... [gets hit by a frisbee] Aw!

KND Operative 1: Hey, a little help, Numbuh 362?

Numbuh 362: [picks the frisbee and throws it back] Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?

KND Operative 1: Uhh, yes sir ma'am! [to another operative] Hey dude, go on this time!

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, what about those papers that need authorization?

Numbuh 362: Uh... I...

Numbuh 96: Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teachers!

KND Operative 2: Sir, the cotton candy machine is filled with ants!

[random operatives came and kept babbling to Numbuh 362]

Numbuh 362: [tensed] Uh, Uh-huh... okay... I'll get on that... yeah, I'll try... [gets hit again with a frisbee] AW!

KND Operative 1: A little help, Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: [flared up] Ooh that's it! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!

Numbuh 2: Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!

Numbuh 1: [enthusiastically] Maybe she's going to commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!

Numbuh 4: Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I got to pee so bad, I...

Numbuh 86: KIDS NEXT DOOR, ATTENTION!

Numbuh 362: At ease, everyone. I've got something super-double important to tell you all. It's something that I hate to do, but simply can't wait any longer. I'd like to say...

Numbuh 4: Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Ooh! Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: Yes, Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Can I go to the bathroom? Please?!

Numbuh 362: Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something important here...

Numbuh 4: But really...really... REALLY...!

Numbuh 362: [angry] Okay! Just go already!

Numbuh 4: Yes! [left for the bathroom]

Numbuh 362: What I was trying to say is that running this organization is all-consuming job. One that requires strength, patience, and your willingness to share your candy with everyone. At this point, I feel I have exhausted those very things. So it is this time, my fellow Kids Next Door, that I must say... [to Numbuh 86] TAG! You're it!

Numbuh 86: HAAAAH?! [everyone gets shocked and emptied the stadium] I'm it?! What'll I do, what'll I do?!

Numbuh 4: [just got out of the bathroom] Hey... Thought I was going to explode the... hey, where'd everybody go?

Numbuh 86: Tag! You're it!

Numbuh 4: Hey! Come back here!

[Numbuh 362 surprised with Numbuh 1]

Numbuh 1: Relax! It's just me.

Numbuh 362: Ugh, sorry Numbuh 1... I thought you might be it.

Numbuh 1: Yeah... wouldn't want that one now, would we?

Numbuh 1: So... Why don't you want to be it now, Rachel? Isn't it fun anymore?

Numbuh 362: Fun? Everyone knows there's nothing fun about being Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door! That's why we have that stupid game of tag to decide who does it.

Numbuh 1: But you wanted the job back when Chad left, and you've been the best one yet! I mean, other your leadership, there's been a 60% reduction of the world's broccoli supply!

Numbuh 362: Please. It's operatives like you do the real work. I'm just stuck on the moon base doing paperwork, I don't get to go on missions anymore, I have to feed eleventy hundred kids with short attention spans organized... I just don't want to do it anymore, Nigel... So I called in a game of tag. Whoever's it at noon, leading the Kids Next Door will be their problem.

Operation: Z.E.R.O.

Numbuh 1: There is a story, some kids tell, of when the world was ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, a book and a tree.

Numbuh 1: Some kids say Numbuh 0's victory that day was the dawn of the Seventh Age of the Kids Next Door. Others say this story is only make-believe. There never was a Numbuh 0, and there is no book of KND. But I believe the book exists, and I know what I will write in those pages if I ever find it. [Puts on his sunglasses] Five words only: I am Kids Next Door.

[Numbuh 1 is huddled next to the stairs.]

Numbuh 1 Some hero I am. I've ruined everything. [Takes off his sunglasses] I don't deserve to wear these glasses! [Throws his sunglasses at a trash can, knocking it down and revealing the Recommissioning Module, with Numbuh 1's booger inside] Huh?

Numbuh 101: The recommissioning module. Its power source is Numbuh 0's booger. You have his DNA. You can track down the greatest hero the Kids Next Door have ever known and recommission him. You can save the world!

[Numbuh 1 looks up at the stage to see Numbuh 101 speaking into a can.]

Numbuh 1: What are you doing, Matt?

Numbuh 101: Um, well, I never got your autograph in red.

Numbuh 1: [Jumps up onto the stage] Jeez! You are such a fan boy. [Snatches the autograph book from Numbuh 101, writes down something on it, and gives it back to him] There! Now, if you don't mind, I have an appointment with a hero. [Puts his sunglasses back on]

Numbuh 101: [Gives Numbuh 1 the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker] Don't forget the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker!

Numbuh 1: Uh- [Takes the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker from Numbuh 101] -right, then. [Activates his J.E.T.A.B.O.O.T.S.] Wish me luck! [Flies off through the hole in the ceiling with the Recommissioning Module and the K.N.D.N.A. Tracker]

Numbuh 101: [Wipes a tear from his eye while watching Numbuh 1 fly off through the hole in the ceiling] Wow. [Looks at his autograph book] Finally, I've got Numbuh 1's autograph in- [Discovers what Numbuh 1 wrote on his autograph book] Hey! You're not George Washington! Oh! I hate when you guys do stuff like that. [Walks away] It ruins the whole autograph book. I mean, seriously.

Numbuh 86: Hurry up with that device, will ya!?

Numbuh 2: Look, this wouldn't be easy for me even if I had the right tools.

Numbuh 86: Typical boy. Always an excuse for everything!

Numbuh 2: You're no picnic yourself, Numbuh 86. You really need to lighten up. Try yoga or something.

Benedict: You. Big.

Father: JERK! Now you've made me angry! VERY! VERY!! VERY---!!!

Pappy: Is this the cafeteria? It's mushy bean night, you know.

Monty Uno: Oh, hello, pappy. I didn't know you were coming for a visit. I wish I would've had a chance to tidy up.

Numbuh 1: [Picks up the Recommissioning Module] Okay, Numbuh 0. Let's recommission you again. [The Recommissioning Module falls apart] No! Not now! You can't break now!

[A holographic video appears.]

Numbuh 0: Hello, son.

Numbuh 1: Dad?

Numbuh 0: If you're watching this, then we've won. Congratulations. You're probably wondering why the Recommissioning Module is broken. Well, I broke it. I had a hunch you might want to use it to get Numbuh 0 back. Well- look, I would love to have tons more adventures with the super cool Numbuh 1 and his team, but I'm- just not a kid anymore. I'm an adult, and I need to complete the most important mission of my life, being a good father to my son. So you're the keeper of the book now, Nigel. That's right. Keep a stiff upper lip, and make sure everyone gets to write their own crackerjack story. [Salutes Numbuh 1]

[As the message ends, Numbuh 1 salutes. He sobs when Monty comes up behind him.]

Monty Uno: I say, what's going on around here, old bean? You kids building one of your two-four techno-bob thingies?

Numbuh 1: No, Dad. [Hugs Monty. Monty hugs him back] I was just playing with an old friend.

Numbuh 1: There is a story, some kids tell, of not so long ago, when the world was almost ruled by an evil adult. A story about a boy, his dad, a book, and a tree. It's the true story of how I found the book of KND, and what I wrote in it. Five words only: We are Kids Next Door.

External links

Encyclopedic article on Codename: Kids Next Door on Wikipedia

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