Jump to content

Slow Learners: Difference between revisions

From Wikiquote, the free quote compendium
Content deleted Content added
Hhrlan23 (talk | contribs)
No edit summary
Tags: Mobile edit Mobile web edit Advanced mobile edit
~2026-42727-21 (talk)
 
Line 4: Line 4:


== Dialogue ==
== Dialogue ==
:''[first lines]''
''(first lines)''
:'''Jeff''': You look exactly like your profile pic.
:'''Jeff''': You look exactly like your profile pic.
:'''Laura''': ''[confused if it's a compliment]'' Thank you.
:'''Laura''': ''(confused if it's a compliment)'' Thank you.
----
----
:'''Anne''': Apparently, I'm clinically abstinent.
:'''Anne''': Apparently, I’m clinically abstinent.
:'''Jeff''': Clinically abstinent?
:'''Jeff''': Clinically abstinent?
:'''Anne''': Yeah. It's a thing and I've got it.
:'''Anne''': Yeah. It’s a thing and I’ve got it.
:'''Jeff''': I've never heard anybody diagnosed with that.
:'''Jeff''': I’ve never heard anybody diagnosed with that.
:'''Anne''': Hi!
:'''Anne''': Hi!
----
----
:'''Anne''': Oh! Principal Miller?
:'''Anne''': Oh! Principal Miller?
:'''Principal Miller''': Oh, shit! You’re not Enrique's wife.
:'''Principal Miller''': Oh, shit! You’re not Enrique’s wife.
:'''Anne''': ''[nods her head]'' No.
:'''Anne''': ''(nods her head)'' No.
:''[Principal Miller walks awkwardly to her car]''
''(Principal Miller walks awkwardly to her car)''
:'''Anne''': I'm just gonna... pretend that didn't happen. Oh, boy!
:'''Anne''': I’m just gonna… pretend that didn’t happen. Oh, boy!


== Cast ==
== Cast ==

Latest revision as of 13:52, 16 August 2026

Slow Learners (released in the UK as Awkward Sexy People) is a 2015 romantic comedy film about two terminally uncool high school co-workers, Jeff and Anne. Tired of being romantically unsuccessful, they embark on a wild, alcohol-fuelled summer to reinvent themselves as confident partygoers, only to lose their dignity and almost each other in the process.

Directed by Don Argott and Sheena M. Joyce. Written by Heather Maidat and Peter C. Swords.

Dialogue

[edit]

(first lines)

Jeff: You look exactly like your profile pic.
Laura: (confused if it's a compliment) Thank you.

Anne: Apparently, I’m clinically abstinent.
Jeff: Clinically abstinent?
Anne: Yeah. It’s a thing and I’ve got it.
Jeff: I’ve never heard anybody diagnosed with that.
Anne: Hi!

Anne: Oh! Principal Miller?
Principal Miller: Oh, shit! You’re not Enrique’s wife.
Anne: (nods her head) No.

(Principal Miller walks awkwardly to her car)

Anne: I’m just gonna… pretend that didn’t happen. Oh, boy!

Cast

[edit]
[edit]
Wikipedia
Wikipedia
Wikipedia has an article about: