Mike Warnke
Mike Warnke was a Christian comedian and evangelist who claimed to a former Satanist high priest. Many of his claims were discredited in an investigation by Cornerstone magazine.
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Stuff Happens (album)
- Christians have their own language.
- Now, after the concert, y'all are going to want to pig out. But you don't want to say you're going to go pig out. So one of you is come up to the other and say, "How about a little fellowship?"
- Christians don't gossip, they "share"; and when they really get mean, they "share in love". If a Christian comes up to you and says, "I'm going to share this with you in love", watch out.
- Pregnant women got someone else in there hangin' from their ribcage goin' "We got to go now."
- Don't ever get between a pregnant woman and the bathroom door; it don't matter if the sister's saved, she'll hurt you in Jesus' name.
Alive (album)
- And silence ... is loud.
