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Spitting Image (1984-1996) Is a satirical comedy show using latex puppets of politicians, celebrities, sports stars and the Royal Family to portray events of the previous week.


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[Margaret Thatcher is treating her Cabinet to a meal at a restaurant.]
Waitress: Good evening, Prime Minister. What would you like?
Thatcher: I'll have the steak, please.
Waitress: How would you like it?
Thatcher: Oh, raw, please.
Waitress: And what about the Vegetables?
Thatcher: Oh, they [The Cabinet]] will have the same as me!

Thatcher: Geoffrey, you're a complete imbecile. We can't have a quick war just to win votes! [Beat] Though, now that you mention it, look into it, will you?
Regan: [Having just passionately kissed Margaret Thatcher] Nice gal. Shame I'm only screwing her country!

Unknown episode

Minor Character: [meekly] Nobody remembers where this quote is from.
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