Vampires Suck
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Becca Crane
Becca Crane:[from trailer] Jacob, run! [ Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]
Becca Crane[disbelievingly] A chihuahua?
Becca Crane:[from trailer] Edward!
Team Edward: Edward? Where? [sees Edward glittering in the sun]
Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best! [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]
Becca Crane:So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane:Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer]
Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!
Edward Sullen
Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received. [Becca farts in Edward's face]
Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?
Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer. [Shoot Alice]