Vampires Suck

    Becca Crane

Becca Crane:[from trailer] Jacob, run! [ Jacob jumps above Becca and lands in his chihuahua form]

Becca Crane[disbelievingly] A chihuahua?

Becca Crane:[from trailer] Edward!

Team Edward: Edward? Where? [sees Edward glittering in the sun]

Team Edward: Edward, we love you. You're the best.

Team Jacob: No, Jacob's the best! [smacks Team Edward's face with a shovel]

Becca Crane:So are we going to be uh, at the same school?

Jacob: I go to school at the reservation.

Becca Crane:Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day. 

[Becca accidentally maces Buffy the Vampire Slayer] Buffy the Vampire Slayer: I was trying to help you, bitch!

           Edward Sullen

Edward Sullen: Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received. [Becca farts in Edward's face]

Alice: Where did you go, silly rabbit?

Edward Sullen: [aiming gun] I'm a killer. [Shoot Alice]