Tenacious D

Tenacious D is an American rock band whose style fuses rock with other musical styles such as folk metal, comedy rock, and stoner rock. They are known for their upbeat classic rock style and vulgar comedy.

Members

• Jack Black - lead vocals/rhythm guitar
• Kyle Gass - lead acoustic guitars/vocals

Albums

Tenacious D (2001)

• Dio, time to go. You must give your cape and scepter TO ME! And a smaller one for KG... Go!
  • Dio

The Pick of Destiny (2006)

• We ride with kings on mighty steeds, across the devil's plain. We've walked with Jesus and his cross, he did not die in vain. NO!
  • History

• Kyle's fingers be silver/Jack's voice, then, be gold/but lest you think we're vain/We know you're all robots and we don't care/Tenacious D/We reign.
  • History

• Metal! It comes from hell!
  • The Metal

• "What's it gonna be, Kyle? You have to decide. Tits… or Destiny?"

• BEELZEBOSS: I am complete!
  JACK and KYLE: Fu-uuuck!
  BEELZEBOSS: Yes, you are fucked!
  Shit out of luck!
  Now I'm complete and my cock you will suck!
  • Beelzeboss (The Final Showdown)

• Since the beginning of time 'twas written in the stones that one day a band would come. Well that band has come and now they are here to cum again... (not impressed) in your ear pussies.

Tenacious D (TV series)

Jack: Sometimes you follow your heart. Sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the Cosmic Shame.

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Jack: Let's kick it. I'll say "Kick it," and you'll just kick it with a tasty groove, ok? One, two, three, kick it. Kick it. Come on, god DAMMIT. GOD, KYLE. COULD YOU ONE TIME KICK IT, WHAT THE FUCK?

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Jack: Kyle, if I was in a wheelchair, would you visit me? Feed me? Brush my teeth?

Kyle: Yes.

Jack: Would you read to me?

Kyle: Why couldn't you read?

Jack: Just don't want to.

Kyle: Yes.

Jack: Would you take a bullet for me?

Kyle: No.

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Jack: Oh my! Officer, what brings you here?

Kyle: We support our local police!

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Kyle: [about Flarna] What's she like?

Jack: She's totally into Satan.

Kyle: You love Satan.

Jack: I know. She's got her spine pierced.

Kyle: Dude, you're totally into spinal piercing.

Jack: And she loves to clog.

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Kyle: [Looking for Jack's guitar pick] I got it.... no wait, that's a bottle cap.

Jack: Kyle. Did you look underneath THE BAR?

Kyle: Yeah, nothing.

Paul: Ok, you guys, seriously, sincerely, you have to get out of here. We're closed.

Jack: Look, tomorrow when you're cleaning the floor if you find...

Paul: We only clean on holidays.

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Jack: Rocketsauce will keep you rockin' all day and night.

Kyle: Hey Jack, are they're any side effects?

Jack: Yeah,the usual you rock out, then you...itch like a mother fucker.

Attributed

Jack Black

• We are Tenacious D; Greatest band on earth

Kyle Gass

• But I've looked out at audiences, I've seen the effect some of these songs -- it's like, it's hard to be me and sing them.

External links

• Tenacious D Official site
• Tenacious D Lyrics Site containing quotes on every song