My Spy

My Spy is a 2020 American action comedy film directed by Peter Segal, written by Jon and Erich Hoeber, and starring Dave Bautista, Chloe Coleman in her film debut, Kristen Schaal, Parisa Fitz-Henley, and Ken Jeong. It follows a CIA agent who finds himself at the mercy of a precocious 9-year-old girl in a family that he and his tech support are surveilling while undercover.

JJ

• The objective of this exercise is to get past me. A good idea might be to cause a distraction, because otherwise, there'd be 0 chance of you getting-- [Sophie dumps fish bowl, gasps] Blueberry!
• [quoting Notting Hill] I'm just a guy...standing in front of another guy...asking him not to shoot him.

Sophie

• JJ, I admire all of your tattoos. [blinks]

Bobbi

• [sees JJ dancing on screen] This looks like the wedding at the end of Shrek.

Dialogue

JJ: What do you do for a living?

Sophie: [hooked up to the lie detector] I'm a KGB agent posing as a 4th grader. My brother has three legs and sells crack, and my mother is a prostitute.

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[elevator door opens and Kate sees Sophie holding JJ's hand]

Sophie: Mom, Mom... No! Wait... Oh my god!

[Kate starts to attack JJ]

Kate: Let go of my daughter! Give me my phone. I'm calling the police.

Sophie: Mom, you don't understand. I ignored your rules and went to the park. There were two jerks from school that pushed me down and it really hurt. JJ saw it. He lives upstairs. He recognized me from the building and calmly talked to the boys and told them what they did was wrong then got me ice cream to make me feel better and walked me home!

Kate: Oh. I. um. I'm sorry. This is my kid. Can I just help you?

JJ: No. it's okay. I'm good. I'm just gonna head home and gather my thoughts. Really, I'm fine. Excuse me.

[Carlos, Todd, Kate, and Sophie watch JJ walk out of the elevator injured and limping to his room]

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Kate: We're out of olive oil

JJ: There's a new bottle in the back behind the mustard. [Kate and Sophie looks at JJ] I'd... bet.

Kate: Thanks.

Cast

• Dave Bautista as JJ, a CIA agent tasked with surveilling Sophie's mother in hopes of locating her criminal brother-in-law
• Chloe Coleman as Sophie, a nine-year-old elementary school girl who blackmails JJ into training her to be a spy
• Kristen Schaal as Bobbi, JJ's tech specialist
• Parisa Fitz-Henley as Kate, Sophie's mother
• Ken Jeong as David Kim, JJ's boss at the CIA
• Devere Rogers as Carlos, Sophie's neighbor
• Greg Bryk as Victor Marquez
• Ali Hassan as Azar
• Noah Danby as Todd, Carlos' partner
• Nicola Correia-Damude as Christina, JJ's fellow agent at the CIA

External links

My Spy quotes at the Internet Movie Database