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Veronica Mars

2005-05-04T02:09:41Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''A Trip to the Dentist'' (1x21) [unaired] */

'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she's riding my big old hog but even then it's not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it's tawdry.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It's cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I'm gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we're a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don't just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica's going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie's parents.
:'''Duncan''': I'll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy''': Flat?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it's nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads... That's it. That's her entire philosophy.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm gonna nail that sucker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Veronica Mars, I hear you're to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn't you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a `No' is like a `Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren't working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Duncan''': Thanks, Dad. You know I polled the rest of the soccer team? None of them want to see my junk.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens'') Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more... accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': They say the truth will set you free, and I'm looking for the truth in a maximum security prison.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

:'''Veronica''': I should have added more discreet lesbian overtones.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''mutters'') You so don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she's like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That's funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

:'''Mac''': (''After Veronica delays'') Suspense effectively built. Hit me.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Same old story: girl uses boy, girl falls for boy, boy saves girl's dad's life, girl gets what she deserves.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''':This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
:'''Wallace''': No sweat! How do I do it?
:'''Veronica''': Play on her insecurity.
:'''Wallace''': I meant the fake ID.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Keith''': Hey honey, what's cooking?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Not sure myself. Something that ends in -aroni.

:'''Aaron''': Have you heard from your sister?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': She sent a telegram. Heartbroken. Stop. Can't make it back from Sydney. Stop. Underwater shoot starts tomorrow. Stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom. Stop. Love you. Stop.
:'''Aaron''': Logan...
:'''Logan''': Stop?

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don't be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It's an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and...

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': About this secret mission.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I'm retired.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I'd test him out. He's not bad.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz's arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I'm writing that down.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''as "Betty"'') At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don't possess, and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Where's the bird, Wilson? I'm nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]'''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That's this close (''use thumb and finger to illustrate'') to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so...
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from "Carrie"?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dear ''Seventeen Magazine'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear ''Seventeen'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': He's not gropin' her, is he?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

:'''Pete''': How can you even have an opinion on Ubuntu if you haven't tried it? 2.6 kernel, live CD that even had GNOME 2 point 0 the day warty warthog came out.
:'''Mac''': I'm sorry, I am perfectly content with OS X. I have all the awk/grep-ance that I want without the need for pitiful fonts uglification.
:'''Pete''': But...but...but...the fonts are deuglified, and it's free. Fine, you know, live in the dark ages.
:'''Mac''': I know what I like - and I like what I know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey, that iPod mini is something else, isn't it?

:'''Mac''': Veronica? Earth to Mars?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': My dad is a private detective, if I don't check in after school he freaks, their will be people looking for me, armed people.
:'''Ben''': I want to show you something
:'''Veronica''': Why can't we do it someplace public? Frappuccino anyone? My treat.
:'''Ben''': I know you think you are being a hero, but, a lot of people might die because of you.
:(''Logan punches Ben in the face, he goes down'')

:'''Ben''': (''talking to Veronica'') Is it okay if he goes outside (referring to Logan) I would like to talk to you.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Dream on Jumpstreet, I'm not leaving you alone with her

==''Hot Dogs'' (1x19)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': So, what do you think?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Like, in general? Or is there a specific arena on which you'd like my opinion?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Alrighty, Logan, we'll just skip over the two minutes in heaven we had. You want to pretend it never happened? No argument here. My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''walking in on Aaron and Trina talking'') Push in on our hero. Natural light frames his handsome, weathered face, as he passed sage advice to his doting daughter. The music swells. "Imporant your family is," hmph, hmpf.

:'''Trina''': Pop Tart?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
:'''Trina''': Ye of the cynical wit. Can I ask you something?
:'''Logan''': Hmm, would you look at that? (''mimics pulling something from his mouth'') There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. (''tosses away imaginary string'')
:'''Trina''': Yeah, well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
:'''Logan''': (''stops his stopwatch'') Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
:'''Trina''': You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
:'''Logan''': Oh, I do. I do.
:'''Trina''': Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
:'''Logan''': Ten grand?!
:'''Trina''': Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
:'''Logan''': Did you try standing up?

:'''Trina''': Is Dad still at dinner?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. (''pauses'') Hey, Trin - if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot anytime someone asks for my help.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.
:'''Logan''': Yeah, well, I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.
:'''Veronica''': You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.
:'''Logan''': I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.
:'''Veronica''': Logan, you know that --
:'''Logan''': You know, she used to say that her parents worshipped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please them, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.
:'''Veronica''': I ''know'' Lilly loved you.
:'''Logan''': Just not like I loved her. (''pauses'') It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
:'''Veronica''': Feel guilty about what?
:'''Logan''': Movin' on. (''he kisses her'')
:'''Veronica''': What are we doing? (''they giggle'')
:'''Logan''': No idea. (''resume kissing'')
:'''Veronica''': We need to talk about this.
:'''Logan''': I know.
:'''Veronica''': Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.
:'''Logan''': Meet in mop closets, pass each other secret notes in the hallway. (''pauses'') Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Oh my gosh, look what I found in my cereal box this morning. It's a spy pen!
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What's a spy pen? (''Lilly pulls out the pen'') How covert ops of you!
:'''Lilly''': I'm going to use to pass secret messages to all of my lovers.
:'''Veronica''': (''examines pen'') This is going to be a very busy little pen.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need to talk to you.
:'''Leo''': Me. Finally, me.
:'''Veronica''': I can't date you anymore.
:'''Leo''': Huh. Whoa. Okay.
:'''Veronica''': Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said. And the last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer. And I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who - incidentally - I hate. So ... (''points to self'') Train wreck.

==''M.A.D.'' (1x20)==
:'''Keith''': How was school?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, mean kids, indifferent teachers, crumbling infrastructure.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Your Dad is taking classes?
:'''Logan''': Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. (''points to glass piece'') Nice, huh? Just two lessons.
:'''Veronica''': And he made a bong?
:'''Logan''': An urn for my Mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. Get it? At least it gets him out of the house. (''they kiss'')
:'''Veronica''': Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
:'''Logan''': What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
:'''Veronica''': Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.
:'''Logan''': Secrets are kinda hot, too. (''they kiss'')
:'''Aaron''': (''clears throat'') Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I didn't realize you had company. Hello, Veronica.
:'''Veronica''': ''[waves]''
:'''Logan''': I thought you were out.
:'''Aaron''': Yeah, well, Silvio cancelled, so I grabbed some swordfish. I thought I'd try that lime-tequila marinade. You know (''laughs uneasily''), I think I'll get out of you guys' hair. There's chips if you're hungry. The blue corn -- really good.
:'''Logan''': Oh, my God. Did I just get caught by my Dad making out on the couch?
:'''Veronica''': Yeah, you got caught by your Dad. *''I''* got caught by the star of "Breaking Point" and "Beyond the Breaking Point."

==''A Trip to the Dentist'' (1x21)==

[none yet]

==''Leave it to Beaver'' (1x22) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 10 May 2005]

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-28T22:19:41Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''M.A.D.'' (1x20) */

'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she's riding my big old hog but even then it's not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it's tawdry.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It's cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I'm gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we're a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don't just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica's going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie's parents.
:'''Duncan''': I'll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy''': Flat?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it's nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads... That's it. That's her entire philosophy.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm gonna nail that sucker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Veronica Mars, I hear you're to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn't you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a `No' is like a `Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren't working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Duncan''': Thanks, Dad. You know I polled the rest of the soccer team? None of them want to see my junk.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens'') Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more... accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': They say the truth will set you free, and I'm looking for the truth in a maximum security prison.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''mutters'') You so don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she's like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That's funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

:'''Mac''': (''After Veronica delays'') Suspense effectively built. Hit me.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Same old story: girl uses boy, girl falls for boy, boy saves girl's dad's life, girl gets what she deserves.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''':This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
:'''Wallace''': No sweat! How do I do it?
:'''Veronica''': Play on her insecurity.
:'''Wallace''': I meant the fake ID.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Keith''': Hey honey, what's cooking?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Not sure myself. Something that ends in -aroni.

:'''Aaron''': Have you heard from your sister?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': She sent a telegram. Heartbroken, stop. Can't make it back from Sydney, stop. Underwater shit starts tommorow, stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom, stop. Love you, stop.
:'''Aaron''': Logan...
:'''Logan''': Stop?

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don't be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It's an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and...

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': About this secret mission.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I'm retired.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I'd test him out. He's not bad.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz's arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I'm writing that down.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''as "Betty"'') At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don't possess, and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Where's the bird, Wilson? I'm nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]'''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That's this close (''use thumb and finger to illustrate'') to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so...
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from "Carrie"?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dear ''Seventeen Magazine'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear ''Seventeen'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': He's not gropin' her, is he?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

:'''Pete''': How can you even have an opinion on Ubuntu if you haven't tried it? 2.6 kernel, live CD that even had GNOME 2 point 0 the day warty warthog came out.
:'''Mac''': I'm sorry, I am perfectly content with OS X. I have all the awk/grep-ance that I want without the need for pitiful fonts uglification.
:'''Pete''': But...but...but...the fonts are deuglified, and it's free. Fine, you know, live in the dark ages.
:'''Mac''': I know what I like - and I like what I know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey, that iPod mini is something else, isn't it?

:'''Mac''': Veronica? Earth to Mars?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': My dad is a private detective, if I don't check in after school he freaks, their will be people looking for me, armed people.
:'''Ben''': I want to show you something
:'''Veronica''': Why can't we do it someplace public? Frappuccino anyone? My treat.
:'''Ben''': I know you think you are being a hero, but, a lot of people might die because of you.
:(''Logan punches Ben in the face, he goes down'')

:'''Ben''': (''talking to Veronica'') Is it okay if he goes outside (referring to Logan) I would like to talk to you.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Dream on Jumpstreet, I'm not leaving you alone with her

==''Hot Dogs'' (1x19)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': So, what do you think?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Like, in general? Or is there a specific arena on which you'd like my opinion?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Alrighty, Logan, we'll just skip over the two minutes in heaven we had. You want to pretend it never happened? No argument here. My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''walking in on Aaron and Trina talking'') Push in on our hero. Natural light frames his handsome, weathered face, as he passed sage advice to his doting daughter. The music swells. "Imporant your family is," hmph, hmpf.

:'''Trina''': Pop Tart?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
:'''Trina''': Ye of the cynical wit. Can I ask you something?
:'''Logan''': Hmm, would you look at that? (''mimics pulling something from his mouth'') There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. (''tosses away imaginary string'')
:'''Trina''': Yeah, well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
:'''Logan''': (''stops his stopwatch'') Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
:'''Trina''': You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
:'''Logan''': Oh, I do. I do.
:'''Trina''': Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
:'''Logan''': Ten grand?!
:'''Trina''': Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
:'''Logan''': Did you try standing up?

:'''Trina''': Is Dad still at dinner?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. (''pauses'') Hey, Trin - if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot anytime someone asks for my help.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.
:'''Logan''': Yeah, well, I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.
:'''Veronica''': You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.
:'''Logan''': I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.
:'''Veronica''': Logan, you know that --
:'''Logan''': You know, she used to say that her parents worshipped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please them, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.
:'''Veronica''': I ''know'' Lilly loved you.
:'''Logan''': Just not like I loved her. (''pauses'') It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
:'''Veronica''': Feel guilty about what?
:'''Logan''': Movin' on. (''he kisses her'')
:'''Veronica''': What are we doing? (''they giggle'')
:'''Logan''': No idea. (''resume kissing'')
:'''Veronica''': We need to talk about this.
:'''Logan''': I know.
:'''Veronica''': Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.
:'''Logan''': Meet in mop closets, pass each other secret notes in the hallway. (''pauses'') Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Oh my gosh, look what I found in my cereal box this morning. It's a spy pen!
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What's a spy pen? (''Lilly pulls out the pen'') How covert ops of you!
:'''Lilly''': I'm going to use to pass secret messages to all of my lovers.
:'''Veronica''': (''examines pen'') This is going to be a very busy little pen.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need to talk to you.
:'''Leo''': Me. Finally, me.
:'''Veronica''': I can't date you anymore.
:'''Leo''': Huh. Whoa. Okay.
:'''Veronica''': Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said. And the last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer. And I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who - incidentally - I hate. So ... (''points to self'') Train wreck.

==''M.A.D.'' (1x20)==
:'''Keith''': How was school?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, mean kids, indifferent teachers, crumbling infrastructure.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': So, the place is ours. Dad's at class. Trina's at an extremely important purse-store opening in Beverly Hills.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Your Dad is taking classes?
:'''Logan''': Exploring the world outside himself. All part of the new Aaron Echolls. Spanish, ceramics, tae kwon do and today, glassblowing with Silvio Pirelli, master of Old World crystal. (''points to glass piece'') Nice, huh? Just two lessons.
:'''Veronica''': And he made a bong?
:'''Logan''': An urn for my Mom. You know, since there was no body and thus no ashes, he filled it with seawater. Because she jumped into the ocean. Get it? At least it gets him out of the house. (''they kiss'')
:'''Veronica''': Hey. Do you think this thing... will ever get more normal?
:'''Logan''': What, like, will we ever hang at the mall and hold hands and buy each other teddy bears with hearts that say "I wuv you beary much?"
:'''Veronica''': Yes. Exactly that. Except I want my bear won through some sort of demonstration of ring-tossing ability.
:'''Logan''': Secrets are kinda hot, too. (''they kiss'')
:'''Aaron''': (''clears throat'') Oh, I'm sorry. Well, I didn't realize you had company. Hello, Veronica.
:'''Veronica''': ''[waves]''
:'''Logan''': I thought you were out.
:'''Aaron''': Yeah, well, Silvio cancelled, so I grabbed some swordfish. I thought I'd try that lime-tequila marinade. You know (''laughs uneasily''), I think I'll get out of you guys' hair. There's chips if you're hungry. The blue corn -- really good.
:'''Logan''': Oh, my God. Did I just get caught by my Dad making out on the couch?
:'''Veronica''': Yeah, you got caught by your Dad. *''I''* got caught by the star of "Breaking Point" and "Beyond the Breaking Point."

==''A Trip to the Dentist'' (1x21) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 3 May 2005]

==''Leave it to Beaver'' (1x22) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 10 May 2005]

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

User talk:Whiteowl4

2005-04-23T22:42:25Z

Whiteowl4: /* Hello From a Fellow Fan */

{{welcome}}--[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 15:15, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Hello From a Fellow Fan ==

Hi! Thanks a lot for all the VM page work. I was the one who posted on LJ the SOS, and I am happy people responded so amazingly! [[User:MosheZadka|MosheZadka]] 17:43, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)

Oh, also, what's your lj username? [ Answer: herowlness [[User:Whiteowl4|Lizzy]] ]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-23T20:41:00Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''Hot Dogs'' (1x19) */

'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she's riding my big old hog but even then it's not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it's tawdry.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It's cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I'm gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we're a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don't just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica's going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie's parents.
:'''Duncan''': I'll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy''': Flat?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it's nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads... That's it. That's her entire philosophy.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm gonna nail that sucker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Veronica Mars, I hear you're to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn't you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a `No' is like a `Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren't working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Duncan''': Thanks, Dad. You know I polled the rest of the soccer team? None of them want to see my junk.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens'') Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more... accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': They say the truth will set you free, and I'm looking for the truth in a maximum security prison.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''mutters'') You so don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she's like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That's funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

:'''Mac''': (''After Veronica delays'') Suspense effectively built. Hit me.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Same old story: girl uses boy, girl falls for boy, boy saves girl's dad's life, girl gets what she deserves.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''':This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
:'''Wallace''': No sweat! How do I do it?
:'''Veronica''': Play on her insecurity.
:'''Wallace''': I meant the fake ID.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Keith''': Hey honey, what's cooking?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Not sure myself. Something that ends in -aroni.

:'''Aaron''': Have you heard from your sister?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': She sent a telegram. Heartbroken, stop. Can't make it back from Sydney, stop. Underwater shit starts tommorow, stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom, stop. Love you, stop.
:'''Aaron''': Logan...
:'''Logan''': Stop?

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don't be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It's an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and...

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': About this secret mission.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I'm retired.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I'd test him out. He's not bad.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz's arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I'm writing that down.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''as "Betty"'') At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don't possess, and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Where's the bird, Wilson? I'm nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]'''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That's this close (''use thumb and finger to illustrate'') to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so...
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from "Carrie"?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dear ''Seventeen Magazine'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear ''Seventeen'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': He's not gropin' her, is he?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

:'''Pete''': How can you even have an opinion on Ubuntu if you haven't tried it? 2.6 kernel, live CD that even had GNOME 2 point 0 the day warty warthog came out.
:'''Mac''': I'm sorry, I am perfectly content with OS X. I have all the awk/grep-ance that I want without the need for pitiful fonts uglification.
:'''Pete''': But...but...but...the fonts are deuglified, and it's free. Fine, you know, live in the dark ages.
:'''Mac''': I know what I like - and I like what I know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey, that iPod mini is something else, isn't it?

:'''Mac''': Veronica? Earth to Mars?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': My dad is a private detective, if I don't check in after school he freaks, their will be people looking for me, armed people.
:'''Ben''': I want to show you something
:'''Veronica''': Why can't we do it someplace public? Frappuccino anyone? My treat.
:'''Ben''': I know you think you are being a hero, but, a lot of people might die because of you.
:(''Logan punches Ben in the face, he goes down'')

:'''Ben''': (''talking to Veronica'') Is it okay if he goes outside (referring to Logan) I would like to talk to you.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Dream on Jumpstreet, I'm not leaving you alone with her

==''Hot Dogs'' (1x19)==
:'''Logan''': So, what do you think?
:'''Veronca''': Like, in general? Or is there a specific arena on which you'd like my opinion?

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Alrighty, Logan, we'll just skip over the two minutes in heaven we had. You want to pretend it never happened? No argument here. My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.

:'''Logan''': (''walking in on Aaron and Trina talking'') Push in on our hero. Natural light frames his handsome, weathered face, as he passed sage advice to his doting daughter. The music swells. "Imporant your family is," hmph, hmpf.

:'''Trina''': Pop Tart?
:'''Logan''': Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
:'''Trina''': Ye of the cynical wit. Can I ask you something?
:'''Logan''': Hmm, would you look at that? (''mimics pulling something from his mouth'') There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. (''tosses away imaginary string'')
:'''Trina''': Yeah, well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
:'''Logan''': (''stops his stopwatch'') Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
:'''Trina''': You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
:'''Logan''': Oh, I do. I do.
:'''Trina''': Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
:'''Logan''': Ten grand?!
:'''Trina''': Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
:'''Logan''': Did you try standing up?

:'''Trina''': Is Dad still at dinner?
:'''Logan''': Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. (''pauses'') Hey, Trin - if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off.

:'''Logan''': Hey, I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot anytime someone asks for my help.

:'''Logan''': Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?
:'''Veronica''': I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.
:'''Logan''': Yeah, well, I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.
:'''Veronica''': You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.
:'''Logan''': I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.
:'''Veronica''': Logan, you know that --
:'''Logan''': You know, she used to say that her parents worshipped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please them, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.
:'''Veronica''': I ''know'' Lilly loved you.
:'''Logan''': Just not like I loved her. (''pauses'') It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
:'''Veronica''': Feel guilty about what?
:'''Logan''': Movin' on. (''he kisses her'')
:'''Veronica''': What are we doing? (''they giggle'')
:'''Logan''': No idea. (''resume kissing'')
:'''Veronica''': We need to talk about this.
:'''Logan''': I know.
:'''Veronica''': Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.
:'''Logan''': Meet in mop closets, pass each other secret notes in the hallway. (''pauses'') Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.

:'''Lilly''': Oh my gosh, look what I found in my cereal box this morning. It's a spy pen!
:'''Veronica''': What's a spy pen? (''Lilly pulls out the pen'') How covert ops of you!
:'''Lilly''': I'm going to use to pass secret messages to all of my lovers.
:'''Veronica''': (''examines pen'') This is going to be a very busy little pen.

:'''Veronica''': I need to talk to you.
:'''Leo''': Me. Finally, me.
:'''Veronica''': I can't date you anymore.
:'''Leo''': Huh. Whoa. Okay.
:'''Veronica''': Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said. And the last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer. And I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who - incidentally - I hate. So ... (''points to self'') Train wreck.

==''M.A.D.'' (1x20) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 26 April 2005]

==''A Trip to the Dentist'' (1x21) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 3 May 2005]

==''Leave it to Beaver'' (1x22) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 10 May 2005]

==External links==
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* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-23T20:38:21Z

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she's riding my big old hog but even then it's not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it's tawdry.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac's working.
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I've got a secret, a good one.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Well, I'm pretty sure you won't be getting your bong back.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It's cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I'm gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we're a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don't just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica's going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie's parents.
:'''Duncan''': I'll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy''': Flat?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it's nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads... That's it. That's her entire philosophy.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I'm gonna nail that sucker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Veronica Mars, I hear you're to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn't you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a `No' is like a `Yes' except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren't working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Duncan''': Thanks, Dad. You know I polled the rest of the soccer team? None of them want to see my junk.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens'') Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more... accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': They say the truth will set you free, and I'm looking for the truth in a maximum security prison.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Forbidden barn? Check. Implied polygamy? Check. Ladies and gentlemen, we have a cult.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I love the smell of testosterone in the morning.

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': (''mutters'') You so don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she's like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That's funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

:'''Mac''': (''After Veronica delays'') Suspense effectively built. Hit me.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Same old story: girl uses boy, girl falls for boy, boy saves girl's dad's life, girl gets what she deserves.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''':This mission better involve me seducing the head cheerleader
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I need you to poke around and see if you can get me a fake ID. If you must seduce the head cheerleader in order to accomplish your mission, so be it.
:'''Wallace''': No sweat! How do I do it?
:'''Veronica''': Play on her insecurity.
:'''Wallace''': I meant the fake ID.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Keith''': Hey honey, what's cooking?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Not sure myself. Something that ends in -aroni.

:'''Aaron''': Have you heard from your sister?
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': She sent a telegram. Heartbroken, stop. Can't make it back from Sydney, stop. Underwater shit starts tommorow, stop. Entire crew said prayer for mom, stop. Love you, stop.
:'''Aaron''': Logan...
:'''Logan''': Stop?

:'''[[w:Lilly Kane|Lilly]]''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don't be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It's an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and...

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': About this secret mission.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': What'cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I'm retired.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Mexican hairless. What's the point of having a dog if it's bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don't forget. You're a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Relax, Dad. I'm cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I'd test him out. He's not bad.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I don't have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz's arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': You're a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I'm writing that down.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''voiceover'') J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you're just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': (''as "Betty"'') At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don't possess, and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Where's the bird, Wilson? I'm nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]'''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That's this close (''use thumb and finger to illustrate'') to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I'm fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so...
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from "Carrie"?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': Isn't that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, I'm kind of busy so let's play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You're suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo'd Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''[[w:Weevil (Veronica Mars)|Weevil]]''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Dear ''Seventeen Magazine'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class has a crush on me? No, strike that. Dear ''Seventeen'', how can I tell if the really cute boy in my class murdered his sister?

:'''[[w:Wallace Fennel|Wallace]]''': He's not gropin' her, is he?
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': No, but earlier I saw him cutting a hole in the bottom of the popcorn bucket.

:'''Pete''': How can you even have an opinion on Ubuntu if you haven't tried it? 2.6 kernel, live CD that even had GNOME 2 point 0 the day warty warthog came out.
:'''Mac''': I'm sorry, I am perfectly content with OS X. I have all the awk/grep-ance that I want without the need for pitiful fonts uglification.
:'''Pete''': But...but...but...the fonts are deuglified, and it's free. Fine, you know, live in the dark ages.
:'''Mac''': I know what I like - and I like what I know.
:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': Hey, that iPod mini is something else, isn't it?

:'''Mac''': Veronica? Earth to Mars?

:'''[[w:Veronica Mars (Veronica Mars)|Veronica]]''': My dad is a private detective, if I don't check in after school he freaks, their will be people looking for me, armed people.
:'''Ben''': I want to show you something
:'''Veronica''': Why can't we do it someplace public? Frappuccino anyone? My treat.
:'''Ben''': I know you think you are being a hero, but, a lot of people might die because of you.
:(''Logan punches Ben in the face, he goes down'')

:'''Ben''': (''talking to Veronica'') Is it okay if he goes outside (referring to Logan) I would like to talk to you.
:'''[[w:Logan Echolls|Logan]]''': Dream on Jumpstreet, I'm not leaving you alone with her

==''Hot Dogs'' (1x19)==
:'''Logan''': So, what do you think?
:'''Veronca''': Like, in general? Or is there a specific arena on which you'd like my opinion?

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Alrighty, Logan, we'll just skip over the two minutes in heaven we had. You want to pretend it never happened? No argument here. My lips, for all intents and purposes, are sealed.

:'''Logan''': (''walking in on Aaron and Trina talking'') Push in on our hero. Natural light frames his handsome, weathered face, as he passed sage advice to his doting daughter. The music swells. "Imporant your family is," hmph, hmpf.

:'''Trina''': Pop Tart?
:'''Logan''': Hmmm, a Tart from a tart.
:'''Trina''': Ye of the cynical wit. Can I ask you something?
:'''Logan''': Hmm, would you look at that? (''mimics pulling something from his mouth'') There was a string attached to my Pop Tart. (''tosses away imaginary string'')
:'''Trina''': Yeah, well, I'm in a little bit of a jam, and I could use a loan.
:'''Logan''': (''stops his stopwatch'') Twelve hours to hit me up for my dead mother's money. Hmmm, I wonder who had that in the pool.
:'''Trina''': You know I wouldn't ask if it wasn't important.
:'''Logan''': Oh, I do. I do.
:'''Trina''': Could I just borrow ten grand? Just for a little while.
:'''Logan''': Ten grand?!
:'''Trina''': Will you just hear me out, please? My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I -- I can't get him off my back.
:'''Logan''': Did you try standing up?

:'''Trina''': Is Dad still at dinner?
:'''Logan''': Yeah, but he's not far. I'm sure if you really tried, you could blow smoke up his ass from here. (''pauses'') Hey, Trin - if you take your top off before you get on the mechanical bull, you won't fall off.

:'''Logan''': Hey, I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': Would it be weird for me to start my own drinking game? Like, I have to do a shot anytime someone asks for my help.

:'''Logan''': Do you think Lilly loved Weevil?
:'''Veronica''': I don't know. Um, Lilly never mentioned anything to me about Weevil. I was wondering when you were going to ask me about that.
:'''Logan''': Yeah, well, I don't know. When he's caught in her bedroom, you know, I guess you gotta think.
:'''Veronica''': You're handling it a lot better than I thought you would.
:'''Logan''': I loved Lilly. And Lilly loved guys.
:'''Veronica''': Logan, you know that --
:'''Logan''': You know, she used to say that her parents worshipped Duncan and tolerated her. And if she couldn't please them, she was going to go out of her way to piss 'em off. Weevil must have been perfect for that.
:'''Veronica''': I ''know'' Lilly loved you.
:'''Logan''': Just not like I loved her. (''pauses'') It's okay. No, you know, it kinda lets me off the hook. I don't have to feel guilty anymore.
:'''Veronica''': Feel guilty about what?
:'''Logan''': Movin' on. (''he kisses her'')
:'''Veronica''': What are we doing? (''they giggle'')
:'''Logan''': No idea. (''resume kissing'')
:'''Veronica''': We need to talk about this.
:'''Logan''': I know.
:'''Veronica''': Maybe we should just keep it to ourselves for awhile and see what happens.
:'''Logan''': Meet in mop closets, pass each other secret notes in the hallway. (''pauses'') Come on, I'll drive you home on the back streets.

:'''Lilly''': Oh my gosh, look what I found in my cereal box this morning. It's a spy pen!
:'''Veronica''': What's a spy pen? (''Lilly pulls out the pen'') How covert ops of you!
:'''Lilly''': I'm going to use to pass secret messages to all of my lovers.
:'''Veronica''': (''examines pen'') This is going to be a very busy little pen.

:'''Veronica''': I need to talk to you.
:'''Leo''': Me. Finally, me.
:'''Veronica''': I can't date you anymore.
:'''Leo''': Huh. Whoa. Okay.
:'''Veronica''': Trust me, you don't want to date me. I'm a train wreck. Seriously. The first guy I ever loved just dropped off the face of the earth, probably because of something I said. The last guy I dated turned out to be a drug dealer. And I just made out with my dead best friend's boyfriend, who - incidentally - I hate. So ... (''points to self'') Train wreck.

==''M.A.D.'' (1x20) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 26 April 2005]

==''A Trip to the Dentist'' (1x21) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 3 May 2005]

==''Leave it to Beaver'' (1x22) [unaired]==

[Nothing yet - episode to air 10 May 2005]

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-14T16:48:21Z

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Veronica Mars

2005-04-14T16:47:14Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09) */

User talk:MosheZadka

2005-04-13T11:45:45Z

Whiteowl4: /* Veronica Mars Commentage */

{{welcome}}--[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 09:14, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Veronica Mars Commentage ==
Thanks for letting me/us '''know''' about the VM page. I'm vaguely familiar with Wikipedia, but I had no idea Wikiquote even existed. And, damn, if I'm not about quoting all my favorite shows. (I even had a "favorite quotes" website up on my domain awhile ago ... ) [[User:Whiteowl4|Lizzy]]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-13T06:30:22Z

Whiteowl4:

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Lilly''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''Logan''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''Veronica''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren’t working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Veronica''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''Lilly''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''Veronica''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''Veronica''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''Lilly''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''Veronica''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''Veronica''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''Logan''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''Logan''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''Weevil''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''Logan''': (''clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens'') Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''Weevil''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''Logan''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''Logan''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''Logan''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''Veronica''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''Veronica''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''Logan''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''Weevil''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more… accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''Veronica''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''Wallace''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''Veronica''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''Veronica''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''Veronica''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''Veronica''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''Weevil''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''Logan''': (''mutters'') You so don’t know what you’re talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she’s like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That’s funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''Veronica''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''Veronica''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''Veronica''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''Logan''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''Veronica''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''Logan''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Lilly Kane''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don’t be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It’s an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Veronica''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and…

:'''Veronica''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''Wallace''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''Veronica''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''Wallace''': About this secret mission.
:'''Veronica''': What’cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I’m retired.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Wallace''': Mexican hairless. What’s the point of having a dog if it’s bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don’t forget. You’re a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''Veronica''': Relax, Dad. I’m cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I’d test him out. He’s not bad.
:'''Veronica''': I don’t have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz’s arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Veronica''': You’re a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I’m writing that down.

:'''Veronica''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you’re just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''Veronica''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''Wallace''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''Veronica''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''Veronica''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''Veronica''': (''as "Betty"'') At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''Veronica''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''Veronica''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don’t possess and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''Weevil''': Where’s the bird, Wilson? I’m nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''Weevil''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That’s this close (''use thumb and finger to illustrate'') to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I’m fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''Veronica''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so…
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''Veronica''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from “Carrie”?

:'''Veronica''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''Wallace''': Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''Veronica''': Caz, I’m kind of busy so let’s play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You’re suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''Veronica''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo’d Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''Veronica''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''Veronica''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''Weevil''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''Veronica''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==
[none yet]

==External links==
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* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-13T06:27:49Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''The Pilot'' (1x01) */

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica''': (''voiceover'') Let's not forget Logan Echolls. His dad makes twenty million a picture. You probably own his action figure. (''Logan laughs, pointing at Veronica'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He's ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Lilly''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''Logan''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''Veronica''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren’t working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Veronica''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''Lilly''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''Veronica''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''Veronica''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''Lilly''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''Veronica''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''Veronica''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''Logan''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''Logan''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''Weevil''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''Logan''': ''(Clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens)'' Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''Weevil''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''Logan''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''Logan''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''Logan''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''Veronica''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''Veronica''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''Logan''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''Weevil''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more… accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''Veronica''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''Wallace''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''Veronica''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''Veronica''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''Veronica''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''Veronica''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''Weevil''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''Logan''': (''mutters'') You so don’t know what you’re talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she’s like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That’s funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''Veronica''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''Veronica''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''Veronica''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''Logan''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''Veronica''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''Logan''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Lilly Kane''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don’t be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It’s an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Veronica''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and…

:'''Veronica''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''Wallace''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''Veronica''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''Wallace''': About this secret mission.
:'''Veronica''': What’cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I’m retired.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Wallace''': Mexican hairless. What’s the point of having a dog if it’s bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don’t forget. You’re a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''Veronica''': Relax, Dad. I’m cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I’d test him out. He’s not bad.
:'''Veronica''': I don’t have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz’s arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Veronica''': You’re a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I’m writing that down.

:'''Veronica''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you’re just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''Veronica''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''Wallace''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''Veronica''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''Veronica''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''Veronica''': ''(pretending to be Betty)'' At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''Veronica''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''Veronica''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don’t possess and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''Weevil''': Where’s the bird, Wilson? I’m nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''Weevil''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That’s ''(with thumb and finger to illustrate)'' this close to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I’m fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''Veronica''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so…
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''Veronica''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from “Carrie”?

:'''Veronica''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''Wallace''': Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''Veronica''': Caz, I’m kind of busy so let’s play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You’re suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''Veronica''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo’d Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''Veronica''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''Veronica''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''Weevil''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''Veronica''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==
[none yet]

==External links==
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* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
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* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

Veronica Mars

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): (''talking about Logan Echolls'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Lilly''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''Logan''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''Veronica''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren’t working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Veronica''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''Lilly''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''Veronica''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''Veronica''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''Lilly''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''Veronica''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''Veronica''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''Logan''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''Logan''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''Weevil''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''Logan''': ''(Clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens)'' Please say "high school English teacher." Please say "high school English teacher."

:'''Weevil''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''Logan''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''Logan''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''Logan''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''Veronica''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''Veronica''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''Logan''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''Weevil''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more… accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''Veronica''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''Wallace''': So, did you take the purity test? (''Veronica looks at him disgustedly'') Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''Veronica''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''Veronica''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''Veronica''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''Veronica''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''Weevil''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''Logan''': (''mutters'') You so don’t know what you’re talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she’s like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That’s funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''Veronica''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''Veronica''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''Veronica''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''Logan''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''Veronica''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''Logan''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Lilly Kane''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don’t be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It’s an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Veronica''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and…

:'''Veronica''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''Wallace''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''Veronica''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''Wallace''': About this secret mission.
:'''Veronica''': What’cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I’m retired.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Wallace''': Mexican hairless. What’s the point of having a dog if it’s bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don’t forget. You’re a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''Veronica''': Relax, Dad. I’m cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I’d test him out. He’s not bad.
:'''Veronica''': I don’t have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz’s arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Veronica''': You’re a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I’m writing that down.

:'''Veronica''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''Veronica''' (''voiceover''): J. Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you’re just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''Veronica''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''Wallace''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''Veronica''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''Veronica''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''Veronica''': ''(pretending to be Betty)'' At my old school I was horny. ''(receives odd looks)'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''Veronica''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''Veronica''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don’t possess and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''Weevil''': Where’s the bird, Wilson? I’m nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''Weevil''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That’s ''(with thumb and finger to illustrate)'' this close to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I’m fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''Veronica''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so…
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''Veronica''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from “Carrie”?

:'''Veronica''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''Wallace''': Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''Veronica''': Caz, I’m kind of busy so let’s play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You’re suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''Veronica''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo’d Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''Veronica''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''Veronica''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''Weevil''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''Veronica''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==
[none yet]

==External links==
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* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (''talking about Logan Echolls'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Lilly''': What did you think of Veronica the first time you saw her?
:'''Logan''': I don't know, I thought she was hot.
:'''Veronica''': I was 12 when you moved here!
:'''Logan''': Oh and like you weren’t working it in your shorts and knee socks.
:'''Veronica''': That was my soccer uniform!
:'''Logan''': So, whatever, it totally worked.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==
:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Veronica''': You're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''Lilly''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''Veronica''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''Veronica''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''Lilly''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''Veronica''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''Veronica''': You are so lucky he's your dog. I would immediately put him in a little sailor's outfit.

:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''Logan''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Oh. ''[Fake laugh]'' Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Ms Dent''': Class of '79. Think of all the bad clothes you can mock. Velour shirts. Platform shoes.

:'''Logan''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''Weevil''': If I was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

:'''Mr Daniels''': You know, the glow of your father's wealth and celebrity may be enough to sustain you through high school, Mr Echolls, but do you know what it will get you in the real world?
:'''Logan''': ''[Clasping his hands together in prayer and raising his eyes to the heavens]'' Please say ‘high school English teacher’. Please say ‘high school English teacher’.

:'''Weevil''': Let me ask you something, man.
:'''Logan''': Is this detention or hell?
:'''Weevil''': How do you people not make yourselves sick? I mean, it's like you walk on water in this school. For what? It's nothing that you do. I mean, all that matters is who your parents are and the zip code your mom shot you out in.
:'''Logan''': And if I donate to the United Latino Pain-in-the-Ass fund, will you shut the hell up?
:'''Weevil''': You like playin' wit' yourself?
:'''Logan''': Huh?
:'''Weevil''': Or you wanna make things interesting?
:'''Logan''': What did you have in mind?

:'''Mr Daniels''': Is this Reno or detention?
:'''Logan''': Would you believe the best of both?

:'''Mr Daniels''': This is punishment, gentlemen, not party time.
:'''Logan''': Well, that would explain the absence of balloon animals.

:'''Veronica''': I don't know. It sounded like a falling body. It really freaked me out.
:'''Keith''': A falling body?
:'''Veronica''': Yes. A falling body.
:'''Keith''': Would you describe the sound as Hitchcockian?
:'''Veronica''': I'm glad you're able to entertain yourself.
:'''Keith''': Oh, sweetie, don't sell yourself short. I find you completely entertaining.

:'''Veronica''': I heard a noise come from your apartment last night. A loud thump.
:'''Andre''': Thump. Hmm. That must have been when I cracked her head open with a candlestick and she crumpled to the ground. No, wait. That was Professor Plum in the study.

:'''Logan''': Never underestimate the size of my cojones.

:'''Weevil''': Sometimes the girls get put off by this old motorcycle jacket thing. Do you think something in suede might make me seem more… accessible?

:'''Keith''': Let's do something normal fathers and daughters do.
:'''Veronica''': Buy me a pony?
:'''Keith''': I was thinking I'd watch TV and you'd rub my feet.
:'''Veronica''': Hmm. Yeah, that's normal.

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==
:'''Wallace''': So, did you take the purity test?
:(''Veronica looks at him disgusted'')
:'''Wallace''': Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''Veronica''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
:'''Veronica''': What is your deal? You're jacked up like some hillbilly kid who just stumbled into daddy's meth lab.

:'''Keith''': This is so endearing. My bad-ass action figure daughter is afraid to draw a teensy little drop of blood.

:'''Veronica''': He joined a cult? What do they worship? Wedgies? Keggers? Their parents' platinum cards?

:'''Veronica Voiceover''': Maybe I should play this needy, despondent waif card more often.

:'''Veronica Voiceover''': Do not roll your eyes Veronica. You're undercover.

:'''Keith''': You're covered in mud.
:'''Veronica''': See, that's why you make the big bucks.

:'''Josh''': I'm just saying what you already know.
:'''Veronica Voiceover''': That fake fur was a poor choice to infiltrate utopia?

:'''Veronica Voiceover''': You're saying you don't want my money, you don't want my body, you don't want me working in your ganja fields, you just want me to be happy. Strange.

:'''Keith''': It's like listening to the Brady Bunch with a reggae soundtrack.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Or is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''Weevil''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''Logan''': (''mutters'') You so don’t know what you’re talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she’s like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That’s funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''Veronica''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Jackson''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''Veronica''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''Veronica''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''Logan''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''Veronica''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''Logan''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Lilly Kane''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (''smiling'') Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Duncan''': Don’t be stingy with the glitter. Remember. It’s an eighties dance.

:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Veronica''': Nothing soothes the nausea, headache and occasional dizziness of a romance overdose like a glimpse of the aftermath. The custody battles, the affairs and…

:'''Veronica''': How hard can it be to find an actor named Tom Cruz?
:'''Wallace''': Tom Cruise? Not as good a private eye as I thought.

:'''Veronica''': In the detective business, we call this a clue.

:'''Wallace''': About this secret mission.
:'''Veronica''': What’cha got?
:'''Wallace''': A reputation as a jock-sniffer. You can be your own FF. I’m retired.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt. Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Wallace''': Mexican hairless. What’s the point of having a dog if it’s bald? What are you gonna pet? Skin?

:'''Keith''': Don’t forget. You’re a high school girl. Do some high school girl things now and then.
:'''Veronica''': Relax, Dad. I’m cutting pictures of Ashton out of Teen People as we speak.

:'''Leo''': We have the sketch artist up from San Diego. Figured I’d test him out. He’s not bad.
:'''Veronica''': I don’t have horns.

:'''Meg''': Wow, Veronica, he totally wants to protect and serve you.

:'''Meg''': Granted, I would look good on Caz’s arm but do you have anything available in sensitive or charming.

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Veronica''': You’re a prince, Leo.
:'''Leo''': Yeah, I’m writing that down.

:'''Veronica''': I look like Manila Whore Barbie.

:'''Veronica Voiceover''': J Geils was right. Love stinks. You can dress it up with sequins and shoulder pads but one way or another you’re just gonna end up alone at the spring dance strapped into uncomfortable underwear.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''Veronica''': Wow, a snack and an ego stroke. I wish I was a baller.

:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''Wallace''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''Veronica''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''Veronica''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''Veronica''': ''[Pretending to be Betty]'' At my old school I was horny. ''[receives odd looks]'' We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.
:'''Richie''': And what school was that?
:'''Veronica''': Riverdale.
:'''Richie''': Never heard of it.

:'''Veronica''': A day in the life of a human google. Always in search mode. One moment tracking down the absurd, parrots and goats, metaphors for a school pride I don’t possess and an hour or two later, going after the appalling, the murderer of a teenage girl.

:'''Leo''': Just so you know, in my mind that daydream was about me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a little surprised you had me in full armour but, whatever.

:'''Weevil''': Where’s the bird, Wilson? I’m nearly bursting with Pirate pride here. Weevil wanna punch a cracker.

:'''Weevil''': Wait a minute. You went to a pet store and took a picture of yourself with a parrot so people would think you were cool?
:'''Wilson''': ''[Weakly]'' Yeah. All right?
:'''Weevil''': That’s ''[with thumb and finger to illustrate]'' this close to taking a hot cousin to your prom. Go home.

:'''Leo''': I hate to bribe you but I’m fairly certain that aiding and abetting qualifies me for a dinner date.
:'''Veronica''': Actually, it qualifies you for dinner and a movie but you undershot, so…
:'''Leo''': Damn.

:'''Duncan''': Students Against Animal Cruelty. They threw the bucket of blood on the homecoming queen a couple of years ago for wearing fur.
:'''Veronica''': Bucket of blood. Have we learned nothing from “Carrie”?

:'''Veronica''': Can you do me a weird favour without asking any questions?
:'''Wallace''': Isn’t that the bedrock upon which our friendship was founded?

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==
:'''Clarence''': Could you describe this friend?
:'''Roommate''': Tiny, blonde, cute as a bug.

:'''Sabrina''': I need your help.
:'''Veronica''': A little club soda on the sleeves?

:'''Veronica''': Caz, I’m kind of busy so let’s play this at fast forward. I ask you to stop harassing Sabrina Fuller. You deny it. I eventually catch you. You’re suspended, dropped from basketball and made the subject of a news blurb that everyone chuckles at in the papers. So stop harassing Sabrina, okay?
:'''Caz''': Look, I'm not harassing Sabrina.
:'''Veronica''': Caz, did you listen?

:'''Keith''': Look, I don't know if you were looking for "Pimp" in the phone book and just stopped at P.I....

:'''Veronica''': Hello? Yes, this is 'Miss Sabrina'. A bad boy? Well...Nestor Greely of Encinitas, twenty grand on credit cards, two divorces, and a repo’d Sebring. You have been a bad boy! Miss Sabrina commands you: put your pants back on and get a job!

:'''Veronica''': Caz, you were lurking. The innocent rarely lurk.

:'''Caz''': You know if you asked, I would jump off the roof?
:'''Sabrina''': Can I get you to stop that?
:'''Veronica''': Ask him to jump.

:'''Jake''': You are having sex with my daughter?
:'''Weevil''': Not right now.

:'''Keith''': Guess who stopped by today?
:'''Veronica''': If you say Josh Hartnett, I'm gonna be so bummed.

==''Weapons of Class Destruction'' (1x18)==
[none yet]

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

User:Whiteowl4

2005-04-13T04:30:17Z

Whiteowl4:

== General Information ==
'''Name''': Lizzy

'''Age''': 21

'''About''': College student studying pharmacy in the US.

'''Personal Notes''': While I have a limited amount of experience with Wikipedia, I wasn't aware of Wikiquote until very recently, when I found a link urging fans of Veronica Mars to help save it's Wikiquote page. I've played with the formatting on the page a bit, and I think it's in very good shape now. :) Maybe, eventually, when I find more of that elusive thing referred to as "free time," I'll update this page to add in some of my favorite quotes - and maybe even make referring pages for VM characters/actors on Wikipedia.

== Favorites ==
'''Books''': ''[[w:His Dark Materials]]'' triology by Philip Pullman, ''[[w:Redwall]]'' series by Brian Jacques, ''Medieval Mysteries'' series by [[w:Sharon Kay Penman]] ...

'''Movies''': ''[[The Matrix]]'', ''[[Pirates Of The Caribbean]]: Curse of the Black Pearl'', ''[[w:Win A Date With Tad Hamilton!]]'', ''[[w:Runaway Jury]]'', ''[[Gattaca]]'', ''[[w:Sleepy Hollow (movie)|Sleepy Hollow]]'', ''[[w:end It Like Beckham]]''

'''TV Shows''': ''[[Veronica Mars]]'', ''[[The X-Files]]'', ''[[w:Caroline in the City]]''

'''Sports/Teams/Players'': [[w:Green Bay Packers]], [[w:NFL]] in general, [[w:Javon Walker]], [[w:NCAA_basketball]]

'''Food/Cuisine''': Mexican, Italian, mole sauce

User:Whiteowl4

2005-04-13T04:29:51Z

Whiteowl4:

User talk:MosheZadka

2005-04-13T03:59:20Z

Whiteowl4:

{{welcome}}--[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 09:14, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)

== Veronica Mars Commentage ==
Thanks for letting me/us '''know''' about the VM page. I'm vaguely familiar with Wikipedia, but I had no idea Wikiquote even existed. And, damn, if I'm not a not about quoting all my favorite shows. (I even had a "favorite quotes" website up on my domain awhile ago ... ) [[User:Whiteowl4|Lizzy]]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-11T21:39:42Z

Whiteowl4: /* ''Return of the Kane'' (1x06) */

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell (as Veronica Mars), Teddy Dunn (as Duncan Kane), Jason Dohring (as Logan Echolls), Francis Capra (as Eli "Weevil" Navarro), Percy Daggs III (as Wallace Fennell), and Enrico Colantoni (as Keith Mars).

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==
:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (''talking about Logan Echolls'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==
:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': ''My'' reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==
:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==

:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''Return of the Kane'' (1x06)==
:'''Veronica''': Well, you're in luck, Phillip Marlowe. Because it's dessert for dinner night, and I've got a sundae thing set-up here.
:''' Keith''': If child services finds out about this, they will take you away.
:'''Veronica''': Well, that's a risk I'm willing to take.
:''' Keith''': Honey, shouldn't we try something at the base of the food pyramid? You know - fruits and vegetables.
:'''Veronica''': (''gasps'') What is that? A maraschino ''cherry''.

:'''Lilly''': Check you out, Veronica Mars. You're like a rocker chick now. You and I, we'd have a lot of fun together. Yeah, if, um, if I wasn't dead and stuff.
:'''Veronica''': Why are you here?
:'''Lilly''': Don't you watch any horror movies? My soul is doomed to walk the earth until justice has been served.
:'''Veronica''': Really?
:'''Lilly''': Yeah, that, and as kinda a side project, I dispense fashion advice.

:'''Veronica''': Why would he have wanted to kill you?
:'''Lilly''': Honestly! I was awesome, right?
:'''Veronica''': I miss you, Lilly.

:'''Miss Dent''': Good morning, Veronica. I was thinking maybe you'd be interested in covering the election for the student newspaper.
:'''Veronica''': Sure, I'll write it up this afternoon.
:'''Miss Dent''': The election's tomorrow.
:'''Veronica''': And I can already see the headline. "Brown-nosing, resume-packer wins in a landslide."

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:'''Logan''': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:'''Vice Principal Clemmons''': (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:'''Logan''': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

:'''Logan''': They teach you manners in ESL?
:'''Weevil''': If I was was gonna cheat, don't you think I'd pick somebody smart?
:'''Logan''': "If you was gonna"?

==''Like A Virgin'' (1x08)==

:'''Wallace''': So, did you take the purity test?
:(''Veronica looks at him disgusted'')
:'''Wallace''': Yeah, me either...stupid right?
:'''Veronica''': What'd you score?
:'''Wallace''': 70
:'''Veronica''': Wow, you're a 30% danger loving, girl touching rock star!
:'''Wallace''': More like 1 point away from being cool
:'''Veronica''': Here (''she unzips her jacket/shirt to reveal a sports bra'') Now, you're a big stud, happy?
:(''Wallace laughs then has shocked look on his face, zoom on Veronica's face she turns around and looks shocked as well, Wallace's mom has seen the whole thing.'')
:'''Wallace's mom''': Wallace? Can I talk to you for a moment?
:'''Veronica''':That had to be worth at least two points.

==''Drinking the Kool-Aid'' (1x09)==
[none yet]

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Connor''': (''Talking about why Logan makes racist comments'') Or is it because Rosie Perez thought you were a girl?
:'''Weevil''': What? Wait, wait. This I gotta hear!
:'''Connor''': When Logan was like ten, he was madly in love with Rosie Perez.
:'''Logan''': (''mutters'') You so don’t know what you’re talking about.
:'''Connor''': Aaron arranged for her to come to his birthday party, it was like this big moment. She walks in with this gift and she’s like, (''imitating Rosie Perez'') "Hahppy birthday, Lauren!" (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Logan''': That’s funny. Really hysterical.
:'''Connor''': Oh dude, she got you a purse! (''everyone laughs'')
:'''Sean''': So, Connor, you really are like the son Aaron Echolls never had.
:'''Weevil''': So wait, wait. Do you still have the purse?

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Silence of the Lamb'' (1x11)==
:'''Jackson''': I hear you do detective stuff for people.
:'''Veronica''': I do favors for friends.
:'''Jackson''': I can pay.
:'''Veronica''': Sit down, friend.

:'''Veronica''': I don't care what people say about you, Veronica Mars. You rock.
:'''Jackson''': Yes, I do. I also take cash.

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': Know any good lawyers?
:'''Cliff''': Very cute. I know an adequate one that just posted your $500 bail.
:'''Veronica''': They take Diner's Club here?

:'''Veronica''': Howdy, Rick. Do I know you? No. Then why'd you tell Sheriff Lamb I sold you fake a ID?
:'''Rick''': It's - it's what they told me to say.
:'''Veronica''': Who's they?
:'''Rick''': No way. They're everywhere. They will destroy me.
:'''Veronica''': I'll destroy you worse.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, Dad. Their case is fuzzy and circumstantial.
:'''Keith''': (''laughs'') You know the odd thing? Those were also her first words.

:'''Miss James''': You know what, it sounds like you blame Veronica.
:'''Logan''': You know, Veronica was my friend too. And if she hadn't ratted me out, then Lilly and I would have stayed together. And Lilly wouldn't have been alone that day. I would have been there. So, yeah, I blame Veronica. And I blame myself for being stupid. And I blame Lilly for being a bitch that week.
:'''Miss James''': You know, there is another way of looking at this, Logan. If you'd still been together, you might be dead too.
:'''Logan''': And what is so great about living?

:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi, everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Your court date isn't until next Tuesday, right?
:'''Veronica''': You might as well go ahead and cancel that while I'm here.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': Oh, really? Why's that?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I thought, for a change, you might be interested in having the real criminal stand trial. In the meantime, I'm gonna have a seat in your lounge - learn how to turn men into jelly with a new way of walking - and wait for the bad guy to turn himself in.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': I don't have time for your games.
:'''Veronica''': And I don't have time to "wrongfully tamper a government-issued document" if I'm stuck here in your office. I'll make you a little deal, Lamb. If I don't deliver the person who put Tim in the hospital by 5pm today, I promise to walk - with a little something extra - into the courthouse on Tuesday and plead guilty to anything you wanna throw at me.
:'''Sherriff Lamb''': What do I have to do?
:'''Veronica''': Just pick a name. Write the name of any student on this post-it. Put it on the envelope, and have one of your minions drop it into locker 110. By the end of the day, that kid will have a fake ID, and you'll have yourself a crook. And I'll be sittin' over here, chillin' like a villian.

:'''Logan''': Gosh, Mom. Gee, Dad. Will I be going to live with Grandma?

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': (''reading off of a $50 bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

:'''Lilly Kane''': I can't help it if God made me fabulous!

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (''smiling'') Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==Betty and Veronica (1x16)==
:'''Duncan''': Great game the other night man. Eighteen points, eight assists.
:'''Wallace''': On the streets we call those dimes.
:'''Veronica''': Streets? You live on the corner of Pleasant Valley and Marigold.

:'''Veronica''': Whoever said it is a men's world had no idea how easy it is sometimes to be a girl.

:'''Veronica''': At my old school I was horny. (''receives odd looks'') We were the Rhinos. I was the mascot.

:'''Veronica''': A day in the life of the female google, always on the search.

:'''Leo''': Just so you'll know, in my mind your daydream was about me.
:'''Veronica''': Oh yeah?
:'''Leo''': I was a bit surprised you had me in full armor, but whatever.

==''Kanes and Abel's'' (1x17)==

:'''Veronica''': Miss Sabrina commands you to put your pants back on and get a job.

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]
* [http://watchveronicamars.com/ Rob Thomas Online]
* [http://www.marsinvestigations.net/ Mars Investigations]

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'''Name''': Lizzy

'''Age''': 21

'''Interests''': Varied - from Green Bay Packers and NFL football to Veronica Mars (the character of Logan Echolls in particular) Quotes are great fun too.

'''Miscellaneous Rambling''': While I have a limited amount of experience with Wikipedia, I wasn't aware of Wikiquote until very recently, when I found a link urging fans of Veronica Mars to help save it's Wikiquote page. I've played with the formatting on the page a bit, and I think it's in very good shape now. :) Maybe, eventually, when I find more of that elusive thing referred to as "free time," I'll update this page to add in some of my favorite quotes - and maybe even make referring pages for VM characters/actors on Wikipedia.

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell, Teddy Dunn, Jason Dohring, Francis Capra, Percy Daggs III, and Enrico Colantoni.

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (''talking about Logan Echolls'') Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (''gasps'') We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace Fennel''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just ''dying'' to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==

:'''Duncan''': (''chuckles'') My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': *My* reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (''oblivious to the discomfort of both'') Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==
:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==

:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:''Logan'': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:''Logan'': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sheriff Don Lamb''': (''reading off of a bill'') Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (''smiling'') Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-11T15:26:33Z

Whiteowl4:

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'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell, Teddy Dunn, Jason Dohring, Francis Capra, Percy Daggs III, and Enrico Colantoni.

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (On Logan Echolls.) Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (Gasps.) We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace Fennel''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==

:'''Duncan''': (chuckles) My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': *My* reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (Oblivious to the discomfort of both) Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==

:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==

:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:''Logan'': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:''Logan'': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sheriff Don Lamb''': (reading off of a bill) Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Logan''': There's a woman who saw my mom get out of her car and get in a van with a "mysterious stranger."
:'''Veronica''': There's also a jungle tribe that worships Donald Trump's hair. It's a tabloid.
:'''Logan''': So the girl with a pig arm can't really bowl?
:'''Veronica''': I just don't want you to get your hopes up.
:'''Logan''': I'm not paying you to worry about my hopes; I'm paying you to follow leads.
:'''Veronica''': I wasn't aware you were paying me.
:'''Logan''': This isn't a favor. It's a job, you know. I mean, we're not exchanging friendship bracelets.
:'''Veronica''': I'll stop braiding.

:'''Weevil''': (''approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case'') If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (''smiling'') Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt Leave a message.

:'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-11T15:18:34Z

Whiteowl4:

{{vfd}}

'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell, Teddy Dunn, Jason Dohring, Francis Capra, Percy Daggs III, and Enrico Colantoni.

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (On Logan Echolls.) Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (Gasps.) We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace Fennel''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==

:'''Duncan''': (chuckles) My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': *My* reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (Oblivious to the discomfort of both) Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==

:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==

:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:''Logan'': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:''Logan'': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head'') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi everybody! Say "repressed homosexuality!"

:'''Sheriff Don Lamb''': (reading off of a bill) Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Weevil''': (approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case) If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (smiling) Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Logan''': This is Logan with today's inspirational greeting. "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams." -Eleanor Roosevelt Leave a message.

"'''Logan''': Wow, sugarpuss. You've certainly been a busy little bee. Ah, she's a keeper!

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week? How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Logan''': I love the 80's!
:'''Leo''': Head's up, Risky Business at 12 o'clock.
:'''Logan''': Come on, everybody, wang chung tonight! What? Everybody, wang chung tonight! Wang chung, or I'll kick your ass!

:'''Veronica''': I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

:'''Trina''': Logan, when did you stop wearing pants?

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]

Veronica Mars

2005-04-11T15:04:40Z

Whiteowl4:

{{vfd}}

'''''[[w:Veronica Mars|Veronica Mars]]''''', created by Rob Thomas. Starring Kristen Bell, Teddy Dunn, Jason Dohring, Francis Capra, Percy Daggs III, and Enrico Colantoni.

==''The Pilot'' (1x01)==

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': This is my school. If you go here, your parents are either millionaires, or your parents work for millionaires. Neptune California, a town without the middle class. If you're in the second group, you get a job. Fast food, movie theaters, mini marts. Or you could be me. My after school job means tailing philandering spouses or investigating false injury claims.

:'''Veronica (voice over)''': (On Logan Echolls.) Every school has an obligatory psychotic jackass. He’s ours.

:'''Weevil''': Sister, the only time I care what a woman has to say is-is when she’s riding my big old hog but even then it’s not so much words just a bunch of oohs and aahs, you know?
:'''Veronica''': So it's big, huh?
:'''Weevil''': Legendary.
:'''Veronica''': Well, let's see it. I mean, if it's as big as you say, I'll be your girlfriend. (Gasps.) We could go to prom together!

:'''Veronica''': You want to know how I lost my virginity? So do I.

:'''Sheriff Lamb''': You need to go see the wizard. Ask him for some guts.

:'''Cliff''': I make no apologies. I like this case, it’s tawdry.

:'''Veronica''': God Lilly, I see the Prozac’s working.
:'''Lilly''': High on life, Veronica Mars. I’ve got a secret, a good one.

:'''Weevil''': Why you care so much for that skinny negro anyway. Things I heard about you, he must really lay the pipe right, huh.

:'''Weevil''': Alright, one week. After that, we come for you, your boy... and your little dog too.

:'''Weevil''': You get lonely out here remember, Weevil love you long time.

:'''Wallace''': Girl, you should hear what people say about you.

:'''Keith''': Tonight we eat like the lower-middle class to which we aspire.

:'''Fire Chief''': Well, if it isn't Smokey the Barely Legal.

:'''Wallace Fennel''': That might play with the masses but underneath that angry young woman show there's a slightly less angry young woman who's just dying to bake me something. You're a marshmallow, Veronica Mars. A twinkie!

:'''Logan''': Hey, Veronica Mars. Do you know what your little joke cost me?
:'''Veronica''': Well, I’m pretty sure you won’t be getting your bong back.

:'''Wallace:''': I suddenly feel like I'm in a scene from The Outsiders.
:'''Veronica''': Be cool, Soda Pop.

==''Credit Where Credit's Due'' (1x02)==

:'''Duncan''': (chuckles) My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

:'''Weevil''': *My* reputation? Oh, well, then I guess what everybody says about you is true, too, huh? That you, you like it a little freaky. Don't you. That you spy on Duncan Kane, that you send him pictures of yourself? Be honest, Veronica. You think you're this big outsider. But push comes to shove? You're still one of them. You still think like one of them. Take off. I don't want you around here.

:'''Keith''': Way to stand up on your own two feet, Lamb, and say, hey, the buck stoooops - there.

:'''Wallace''': Do I look like James Bond to you?
:'''Veronica''': Am I asking you to retrieve a nuclear warhead? No. Just copy the attendance records. It’s cake. Facile.

:'''Caitlin''': I’m gonna go down to the gym to talk to people for the student poll.
:'''Ms Dent''': Be back by the end of the period. And remember that we’re a multicultural school with a diverse population of students from a wide range of socio-economic backgrounds.
:'''Caitlin''': Meaning?
:'''Ms Dent''': Meaning don’t just interview your friends.

:'''Ms Dent''': Duncan Kane, this is Veronica. (Oblivious to the discomfort of both) Veronica’s going to be taking pictures tomorrow and I arranged for you to ride with Bodie’s parents.
:'''Duncan''': I’ll drive.
:'''Ms Dent''': Great, maybe Veronica can-
:'''Veronica''': I can drive too.
:'''Ms Dent''': Okay. Oil crisis be damned.

:'''Troy:''': Flat?
:'''Veronica''': Just as God made me.
:'''Troy''': Are you always this persnickety?
:'''Veronica''': Sometimes I'm even persnickety-er.

:'''Veronica''': I’m Veronica.
:'''Troy''': Really. Veronica. Okay, yeah, that-that does make a lot more sense.
:'''Veronica''': M-makes more sense how?
:'''Troy''': Aaa, it’s nothing. I just, uh, should never listen to those guys. I mean really, who names a daughter Trampy McBitch.

:'''Lilly''': Well, you know what my mom says. You have to kiss a few toads… That’s it. That’s her entire philosophy.

:'''Wallace''': Where you off to, superfly?
:'''Veronica''': I’m gonna nail that sucker.

:'''Weevil''': Veronica Mars, I hear you’re to thank for this Kodak moment. Didn’t you get the memo? The bad guy was already in jail. Gimme some love.

:'''Troy''': Well a wise man once said that a ‘No’ is like a ‘Yes’ except with different letters and arranged in a different order and spoken out loud but, you know, it disappears on the wind.

==''Meet John Smith'' (1x03)==

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': The weird thing about going to high school with your ex is they're inescapable. Everywhere you turn, there they are.

:'''Keith''': Have you been playing nice with the other children?
:'''Veronica''': You know Dad, I'm old school, an eye for an eye.
:'''Keith''': I think that's actually Old Testament.

:'''Logan''': Okay nowhere man, you be the fool on the hill, see if I care. Dude you don't look so hot.

:'''Duncan''': Yes. Sweet old Molly, god rest her soul. Boy, could that dog catch a frisbee, ha. If only she'd had the good sense to not whiz in the flowerbed she'd still be with us.

:'''Keith''': So how did she rope you into this?
:'''Wallace''': She promised me all the answer keys to--just promised to be my friend.
:'''Keith''': I'd have held out for a better offer. I'll be in my office.

:'''Veronica''': Hey would you do me a favor?
:'''Wallace''': Why did all the hair on the back of my neck just stick up?
:'''Veronica''': It's not that big of a deal. Just--the next time you're in the administrations office, could you borrow my permanent file? I want to see what that counselor is telling Dad.
:'''Wallace''': Oh hey yeah, no big deal, I can't get expelled for that.

:'''Keith''': How was your date?
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you know, lousy conversation but the sex was fantastic.
:'''Keith''': That's not funny.
:'''Veronica''': I don't know, I'm pretty sure it was.

:'''Veronica (voiceover)''': Tragedy blows through your life like a tornado, uprooting everything, creating chaos. You wait for the dust to settle, and then you choose. You can live in the wreckage and pretend it's still the mansion you remember. Or you can crawl from the rubble and slowly rebuild.

==''The Wrath of Con'' (1x04)==

:'''Wallace''': It's not going to work. You can't take the cool out of me. Look, pocket protector and I'm still full of pimp juice.

:'''Veronica''': You need to lay off the caffeine, Grrrant. 'Cause you're downright testy!

==''You Think You Know Somebody'' (1x05)==

:'''Veronica''': Dude, where's your car?

:'''Veronica''': So far it's been a whole lot of brick walls, but I talked to my buddy, Earl yesterday, at the impound yard.
:'''Troy''': What do I love more? That you have a buddy named Earl or that he works at the impound yard?

==''The Girl Next Door'' (1x07)==
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': Mr. Echolls, I was wondering if I could have a word?
:''Logan'': "Anthropomorphic." All yours, big guy.
:''Vice Principal Clemmons'': (''fake laugh'') Your father has generously offered to donate a pair of boots for our school fundraising auction.
:''Logan'': Not the ones made for walking? God, I love those boots.

==''An Echolls Family Christmas'' (1x10)==
:'''Duncan''': (''singing and dancing'') I'm Mr. Heat-Blister. I'm Mr. 101. They call Heat-Meiser. Whatever I touch, starts to melt --
:'''Logan''': You start singing, you stop drinking.

:'''Veronica''': (''tilts head''') Hey.
:'''Weevil''': See, there you go with that head-tilt thing. You know, you think you're all bad-ass, but whenever you need something it's all (''mimics Veronica's head-tilt'') "Hey."
:'''Veronica''': Just be glad I don't flip my hair. I'd own you.

:'''Logan''': (''to Weevil'') If you're asking me to the prom again, the answer is still no.

:'''Veronica''': Look at you, all helpful.
:'''Logan''': Hey, your pestiness being unleashed on Connor brings me joy. Annoy, tiny blonde one, annoy like the wind!

:'''Logan''': What, are we breaking up now? You want your best friend charm back?

:'''Weevil''': Want a sody-pop, or something?
:'''Veronica''': You know, I think I want something with a little more kick. (''takes for Duncan's bottle of Jim Beam'')
:'''Duncan''': Hey, no!
:'''Weevil''': (''after seeing Veronica chug from the bottle'') Damn, girl.
:'''Veronica''': (''to Duncan'') Mmmm, iced tea?
:'''Duncan''': Yeah ...
:'''Veronica''': How very musical theater of you.

:'''Veronica''': And then, there's Bachelor Number Three. And he's got it all. Motive. Access. Looks like an evil-doer, smells like an evil-doer, but surprisingly, not so much ...

==''Clash of the Tritons'' (1x12)==
:'''Veronica''': This is a $250 piece of crap. Now I'm not just falsely accused, I'm genuinely offended.

:'''Veronica''': Hi everybody! Say repressed homosexuality!

:'''Sheriff Don Lamb''': (reading off of a bill) Veronica Mars is... smarter than me...
:'''Veronica''': Oh, you stop it!

==''Lord of the Bling'' (1x13)==
:'''Veronica Mars''': Next time remember: Lift drunk combative bail jumpers with your legs, not your back.

:'''Veronica Mars''': We used to be friends. A long time ago.

==''Mars vs. Mars'' (1x14)==
:'''Weevil''': (approaching Veronica who's looking in a trophy case) If you're looking for my trophy it's back by auto shop.
:'''Veronica''': Lube job? Or, can you medal in stealing hub caps?
:'''Weevil''': Is this 1970? Rims baby.
:'''Veronica''': So you got a trophy for a rim job?
:'''Weevil''': Forget it. Look, I've got some information for you.
:'''Veronica''': (smiling) Finally, a deep throat to call my own.
:'''Weevil''': I'm not going to touch that one.

==''Russkie Business'' (1x15)==
:'''Meg''': Caz is always flirty with me but that guy would flirt with a trash can if it had boobs.

:'''Logan''': But if you're coming home, who will play Dead Hooker Number Two on CSI this week. How will you get your attention fix?
:'''Trina''': Maybe I can be the ring girl at one of your bum fights.

:'''Veronica:''' I cannot escape Tom Cruise.

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* {{imdb title|id=0412253|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.televisionwithoutpity.com/show.cgi?show=139 ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:Television Without Pity|Television Without Pity]]
* {{tvtome title|tome=24272|title=Veronica Mars}}
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars/ ''Veronica Mars''] at [[w:UPN|UPN]]
* [http://www.upn.com/shows/veronica_mars_tmpl/index.shtml Another ''Veronica Mars'' UPN page]
* [http://www.neptune-high.net ''Veronica Mars'' at Neptune-High.net]
* [http://www.neptunesite.com ''Veronica Mars'' at NeptuneSite]
* [http://www.veronicamarsonline.com/ Veronica Mars Online]
* [http://veronica-mars.org/ Veronica-Mars.org]

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2005-04-11T00:10:46Z

Whiteowl4: /* Veronica Mars */

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==[[Пушкин, Александр Сергеевич]]==
*Roboaction tagged this one a while ago but apparently didn't list it here. Even if translated this would have only two words. What is our policy on non-Roman alphabet titles? [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 23:48, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
==[[James Chin]]==
*Probable vanity page. Only contribution from anynmous user and provided link goes to similar but different quote. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 23:22, 6 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Zalman Stern]]==
* I can't establish whether this person is notable or simply a Wikiquote user. This page and a quote on his user page are [[User:MadUrban]]'s only contributions. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 13:17, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Mnemonics]]==
Former speedy deletion candidate. Copy and paste from its note:
:As user 1-is-blue points out, This page should be removed as it merely duplicates the dynamically generated category list for mnemonics.

:"Mnemonics" is one of the Main page "browse" hyperlinks. It currently links to Category:Mnemonics, not this page. (Eustace Tilley, signature added from history)

* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 09:48, 19 Apr 2005 (UTC)

*'''Delete or rename''' I think this proposal is worthy to consider. The list on this page contains now only four articles, and some other Wikiquotes seem to go well with categories and no list. If we keep it, I propose to rename it [[List of mnemonics]] following our naming conventions. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 09:48, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*Comment: The main page does link to this page in the categories section but not in the browser bar. There are several pages on list of categories that don't follow the "List of" format like last words and Epitaphs. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 13:13, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[A Tryst With Destiny]]==
Page simply says this was moved to Wikisource. Is this a type of page that we want to have? [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:27, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' but as a redirect to [[Wikisource:A Tryst With Destiny]]. There might be interlang links on other projects (once I was led to such a page on English Wikiquote from another project, supposingly Japanese Wikiqutoe). And now we have no way to find such links. Recently German User Aka has developed a search engine for interlang links on Wikipedia. I asked him if he would like to customize his engine for Wikiquote. If he agree, then we can delete this type "article" without worrying ;-) --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 14:45, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*I have found a whole set of these pages -stemming from [[List of speeches]] and [[Charles, Prince of Wales]]:
Ain't I a Woman?,
The_Gettysburg_Address,
Give_Me_Liberty_Or_Give_Me_Death,
I_have_a_Dream,
Ich_bin_ein_Berliner,
Installation_Speech_(Adrienne_Clarkson),
La_Liberte,
On_Women's_Rights_to_Vote,
Speech_to_the_Troops_at_Tilbury,
Whiskey_Speech,
Woodrow_Wilson_declares_war_on_Germany,
We_shall_fight_them_on_the_beaches,
A_speech_made_by_The_Prince_of_Wales_at_a_Business_Lunch_in_Mumbai_held_with_members_of_the_business_community,
A_speech_for_the_opening_of_the_Pembrokeshire_Meat_Company_Abattoir
A_Time_to_Heal_by_HRH_The_Prince_of_Wales,
A_speech_to_open_the_second_Prince_of_Wales_Education_Summer_School, The Four Freedoms Speech
Franklin Roosevelt's First Inaugural Address
[[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 18:00, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep''' all the above for now. These suggested changes of existing practice for transwiki links deserve some discussion. (From what I'm finding, Wikipedia doesn't even follow the official transwiki process completely, either, but we should proceed from a plan, not expediency. I think we might be doing too much radical cleanup in too short a time.) I've started a discussion on this topic at [[:Category talk:Move to Wikisource]]. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 15:31, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Will Cuppy]]==
This was tagged for speedy deletion, but I changed it to VfD to give it a couple of weeks for improvement. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 00:18, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 01:00, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep'''. I commit to adding a decent number of quotes from ''The Decline and Fall of Practically Everybody'', and possibly some other works, during the next two weeks. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 00:18, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** I have now added about 40 quotes from ''Decline and Fall'', and plan many more. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 15:34, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' now. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 13:19, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Adam Margolin]]==
I am resurrecting the [[Wikiquote:Votes for deletion archive#Adam Margolin|unfinished vote for deletion]] of this article, which has never lost its VfD tag anyway. Its results were somewhat fuzzy, but they seemed to tie its fate to that of his Wikipedia article, which has now been voted for deletion (waiting only for technical problem resolution). — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 00:12, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 01:00, 18 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Delete'''. To tersely reiterate my arguments at [[Wikiquote talk:Votes for deletion#Revisiting old VfDs|Revisiting old VfDs]], this person is only of note possibly within a college community, has no significant presence on Google, and has not a single interesting quote on his page (IMHO, of course). — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 00:12, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''', like Wikipedia did. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:27, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
==[[Proposed_new_main_page]], [[Alternative_proposed_new_main_page]], [[Two_column_proposed_new_main_page]]==
*Left over from early days. I would suspect that they are not necessary. Maybe they could be moved to Wikiquote: if they have historical interest. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 21:48, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Move''' to Wikiquote: namespace. If I understand Wiki practice sufficiently, we don't necessarily (and may not want to) delete historical pages like this, but they probably shouldn't be in the article (quote) namespace. (Not that they're likely to interfere with a quote article. It's more the principle.) — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 23:23, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*Moved. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:27, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)
==[[Template:Substub]]==
*Page blanked. Probably a level of detail we don't need on this project. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 15:27, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete'''. Many Wikipedians seem to think they don't need that level of detail, either. I'd say <nowiki>{{stub}}</nowiki> (and its more specific relatives, courtesy of [[User:RoboAction|RoboAction]]) is adequate. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 19:44, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Dhammapada]]==
I changed its status from speedy deletion candidate.--[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 00:28, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''': Currently it seems to be a good article (though a bit stubby). See also [[Talk:Dhammapada]]. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 00:28, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''': Just tag it with <nowiki>{{stub}}</nowiki> to encourage additions. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 04:03, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:55, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[C is for Cookie]]==
* This is almost certainly a copyright violation as it "quotes" the entire text of the song. We could shorten it to a couple quotes or, maybe better, put them on a Sesame Street page. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 21:15, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' - Currently copyvio. and put a shortened one on a Sesami Street page. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 00:28, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete'''. [[Wikiquote:What Wikiquote is not|What Wikiquote is not]] #10: A place for posting the entire lyrics of songs. (Much as I might wish we could. ☺) — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 03:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Nintendo]]==
* '''Delete'''. Nicely structured page, devoid of quotes. Wikiquote's [[:Category:Electronic games]] has developed around quotes from specific games, so this is like having a page for "Library" instead of for individual books. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:12, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''Delete''' [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 15:16, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep'''. Nicely structured page. - [[User:68.72.123.164|68.72.123.164]] 06:21, 4 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[24]]==
*Roboaction put a vfd tag on this in December but may not have listed it here. It was blanked by its creator and never had any quotes. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 01:56, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''Delete''' unless someone adds quotes in next week or two. I love this show, but have a problem with content-free pages. (I'd add quotes myself, but I usually only contribute when I can verify quotes, and I have none from this excellent show.) If it's deleted, I'll put it back on the "requested" list of [[Television shows]], so it won't be forgotten. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 07:16, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)

==[[Super Nintendo]]==
* A page for a one-time Simpson's quote. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 00:11, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''Delete'''. [[The Simpsons|Simpsons]] quote can go on its page. Other electronic game quotes should go into game pages. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:08, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)

==[[Wikiquote:Reference desk]]==
Tagged for speedy delete by [[User:RoboAction|RoboAction]]. I changed it back to VFD because it could have a legitimate purpose on Wikiquote, as it does on Wikipedia — namely, a place for Wikiquotians to ask non-Wikiquote questions, as a library customer might ask a librarian a general-knowledge question. Should we: ''delete'' it because we don't have the community desire for this off-topic forum; ''redirect'' it to [[Wikiquote:Village pump]], where we handle most questions in this still-small community; or ''keep'' it, as it is harmless if no one responds, and could be useful if other Wikiquotians take an interest in playing reference librarian on occasion? — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:02, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 06:00, 13 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep'''. Now that I know it's there, I'll play librarian if I can. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:02, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep'''. It wouldn't be harmful if no one responds to irrelevant questions. And it is friendly we have a page as such. And I appliciate Jeff Q greatly for his offer. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 05:11, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 00:11, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)

==[[Veronica Mars]]==
Only provides two undescribed (but appropriate) external links and the star's name. I changed a speedy delete tag to a VFD after asking anonymous creator to contribute some quotes. Suggest holding off for a few weeks to see if anyone adds some content.— [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 21:23, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)

* '''Keep'''
* '''Keep''' -- Added one quote, plan to do more soon.
*'''Keep''' -- Added two quotes, and now that I know about this page, I'll be adding more in the future. [sorry I didn't sign in/register before ... didn't know that I needed to, eep!] [[User:Whiteowl4|Whiteowl4]] 00:10, 11 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep''' -- Added a couple of quotes and am planning on adding more.
*'''Keep''' now. Note to anonymous - unsigned votes aren't counted. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 21:16, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* '''Keep'''. Several anonymous contributors have done an excellent job adding substantial content to this article. (I've also asked them to come back and sign their votes to allow them to be counted.) — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 23:19, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Aaron Franks]]==
Several quote websites have this (and only this) unsourced quote for this person, but no other info. Unable to find any noteworthy person by this name. (An obscure sportswriter; a lawyer from a firm with a web page; an alias of a [[Babylon 5|B5]] character in [[w:Eyes (Babylon 5)|one episode]], in which he ''doesn't'' say this; an obscure [[w:Edmonton, Alberta|Edmonton]] stage actor, etc. — but nobody famous.) Anyone hear of him? — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 08:07, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 09:00, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Favorites]]==
This is a list of contributors' favorite quotes. [[User:RoboAction|RoboAction]] put a VFD tag on it on 18 Dec 2004, but there doesn't seem to be an entry for it here, so I'm adding it. Some reasons why this article doesn't make sense:
# Wikiquote originated as a place to put favorite quotes, so it essentially ''is'' "Favorites".
# [[User:Kalki]] made an excellent point on [[Talk:Favorites]] that one can place anything of personal interest, like one's own favorite quotes, on one's User page.
# What other reason is there to have this page, if User pages can reflect each person's favorites, and Wikiquote reflects the community's?
— [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 06:18, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSES:''' 07:00, 12 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''': It will become unscalable. We can encourage visitors to accumulate their own favorites on their user page instead. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 05:15, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' carefully. I beleive this page is linked from several prominent places and we may want to check that the quotes on the page on already on there appropriate subject pages. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:42, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** Links are to Main page, List of categories, and old proposed variations of Main page. I agree that, should we delete, we should first transfer everything into appropriate articles. It'll take some time, but it's doable. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 06:08, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**Google has [http://markc1.typepad.com/relentlesslyoptimistic/quotes/ |exactly one page] outside Wiki linking to it. --[[User:Eustace Tilley|Eustace Tilley]] 21:45, 7 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* I do feel this shouldn't be in the main article sections. I would vote to archive it somewhere out of the main namespace, to keep a simple record of it, without going to all the trouble that deleting it, and moving much of its content might be. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 19:21, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Azerbaijani proverbs]]==
I merged the data from this stub int [[Azerbaijanian Proverbs]], but the former is the proper title, based on Wikipedia's spelling of the language, '''Azerbaijani'''. I would have moved the latter to the former, except the latter had significantly more material and history. Although the stub is now a redirect, it has a history, so I anticipate an error moving '''Azerbaijanian Proverbs''' to '''Azerbaijani proverbs'''. [[meta:Help:Moving a page#Other notes|Meta-Wiki]] says that deleting the stub should clear the way for the move. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 07:24, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
:'''Support''': I propose two resolutions; 1) once deleting "Azerbaijani proverb", after copying its history on talk of "Azerbaijanian Proverbs" and then move the latter to the former (the correct name) 2) manually copying the (merged) content of "Azerbaijanian Proverbs" to the correct one and making the latter a redirect to the former (for preserving its significant history). --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 09:44, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
::I don't understand Aphaia second step. If the article is moved its history and talk page moves with it and a redirect is automatically created. Why would anything have to be moved manually? [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 00:56, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
:::2) is not the second step, I proposed two ways - we can choose one of them. The second way is helpful to preserv history (and I am sure most of editors don't care the differences between two): because if we delete one of them to move another, then the history of the former will be lost, and technically it is GFDL violation unless the history of the former won't be kept under the most strict analysis. To prevent this we can merge it technically like 1) but I don't prefer it generally because such history tends to be painful to read. Explanation: when we merge two article technically, (it follows those steps: 0) merging two article on title A manually 1) delete article A. 2) move article B into A. 3) undelete former A, their histories appear cumlatively: then it appear oldest revision of former A, oldest revision of former B, second oldest revision of fromer A ... and it is very painful to read as I say on the above. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 04:03, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
:'''Resolved'''. [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] expeditiously merged the cumulative article into [[Azerbaijani proverbs]] and redirected the bad name (Aphaia's 2nd resolution) on 27 March. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 04:23, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)

==[[Wikiquote:Category schemes]]==
Created as anonymous-user spam page on 25 Dec 2004, then tagged by [[User:RoboAction|RoboAction]] for deletion. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 22:06, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''VOTE CLOSED.''' Result: Keep (1 Keep, 1 implicit Keep, 1 Redirect/Delete; article was also made useful in the interim). — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 23:27, 10 Apr 2005 (UTC)
* <s>'''Redirect or rename?'''</s> Category use is still fairly new. Is there not a useful meta-topic in this somewhat vague term? I haven't noticed an overview or central article on Category use (like [[w:Wikipedia:Category]]) here at Wikiquote. I offer to copy and edit some stuff from Wikipedia unless there is something here that I've just missed. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 22:06, 26 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** '''Keep'''. I've changed my vote after Rmhermen turned this into a useful article. There's now a substantial discussion about categorization on its Talk page, as well, which I hope other Wikiquotians will participate in. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 23:31, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)

*I prefer to turn it into a redirect or delete it simply. A document "Category" (or Categories) would be very helpful! But I think we don't need not every categories on Wikipedia - like "1700 death". *g --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 09:56, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

** I didn't mean we need to use Wikipedia categories themselves. I'd just like to see a "Wikiquote:" namespace page that explains categories and provides some guidance on how to name them and use them, tailored to Wikiquote needs. I'm sure Categories have been discussed elsewhere in Wikiquote, but there should be a central, logical place to find such discussions. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 20:47, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
***I have some questions about category. Where do we discuss this? [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 23:12, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**** Perhaps on [[Wikiquote:Village pump|Village pump]] for now. I'm writing up a summary of the Wikiquote category situation as I see it, which I hope to post there in the next few hours. But don't let me hold you up. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 01:19, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**** I started a [[Village pump#Wikiquote Category education and organization|new discussion]] on the village pump about filling in some gaps in Wikiquote's current use of Wikimedia Categories. Its outcome affects this article, so folks might want to check it out. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 04:26, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*I have tried to turn this into something we can use, anticipating the conclusion of the discussion on the Village Pump. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 14:05, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)

==Reirom==
A google search finds half a dozen sites with this same strange misspelled quote and definition. Some sort if hoax surely. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 16:23, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''': like [http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Reirom this]? Anyway it isn't atributed even to anonym and means almost nothing. Not worthy to keep in my opinion. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 17:14, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
**'''Strongly delete''': We need no vanity. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 07:44, 8 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''': Reirom is very known in the emulation scene, it redefined the concept of Troll, it is very famous in the EFNet. Some people and many tech-scenes says: ''Have two ages: before reirom, and after reirom''. --[[User:Mateusc|Mateusc]] 00:03, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Keep''' --[[User:Oblivion|Oblivion]] 21:41, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* '''Delete''' : Unless some understandable context can be provided for this peice of gibberish,it should be disposed of within the next week. It does ''not'' seem to be "very known" on the "emulation scene", nor have any common usage beyond the handful of google hits that have been mentioned, where it seems to have been posted in a similar fashion as on this wiki. It seems to be perhaps some personal prank or private code, neither widespread nor noteworthy beyond some very small clique, and perhaps merely the contrivance of some odd individual. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 14:43, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
:Amending my comment slightly: there does seem to be some reference of "Reirom" on some talk pages for emulation games dating back to at least 2000. But it still does not seem to be either very widespread, nor very clear what these statements refer to: and until there is some more information and clearer context provided, as to why this should be considered a "quotable" or "notable" statement of someone, I would still vote to delete. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 18:56, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)
* <s>'''Wait'''</s>. Wikipedia has a similarly confusing [[w:Reirom|article on Reirom]], but they have 1,000 times the eyeballs to poll for hard details and references. I've [[w:Wikipedia:Votes for deletion/Reirom|VFD'd its page]] in the hopes that someone other than the contributors of these articles (on both sites) can substantiate it or confirm it to be unencylopedic. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 06:43, 30 Mar 2005 (UTC)
** '''Delete'''. I changed my vote because the Wikipedia article has now been deleted after an overwhelming vote (with only [[w:User:Mateusc|Wikipedia's Mateusc]] and an anonymous user dissenting). Furthermore, both our [[User:Mateusc|Mateusc]] and [[User:Oblivion|Oblivion]] above have exactly the same ''total'' contribution pattern at Wikiquote — recording their Reirom Keep votes here, creating a one-line User page, and tweaking '''Reirom''', suggesting that they only registered here to vote against deletion, and that one may be a [[w:Wikipedia:sock puppet|sockpuppet]] of the other. Finally, Mateusc has not responded to [[User talk:Mateusc|my request on their talk page]] that they provide some hard evidence of assertions that "Reirom" is somehow notable. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 14:54, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)
** NOTE: Aphaia just reverted vandalism of this page by an anon who removed all but the two Keep votes. I just reverted ''yet another'' removal of the vfd tag on the article itself and blocked the user for 24 hours for vandalizing VFD, after earlier removing two anon votes that were fraudulently masquerading as registered users. I am too involved in stopping these assaults (even while trying to get these people to actually ''make a case'') to feel comfortable closing the vote, even though we're well past the two-week recommendation AND the Wikipedia page has been deleted by loud acclamation. Could some other sysop finalize this vote, please? — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 09:35, 8 Apr 2005 (UTC)

::Deleted ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 11:41, 8 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Transcendentalism - A New Revelation]]==

With a very liberal interpretation of the arguments that I presented in the section on Manuel de Castro, what appears to be the self promotions of Kurt Kawohl by creating his own article for quotations can be tolerated. However considering his own works as notable enough to be listed in the [[List of literary works]] is a step beyond, for which I feel I must definitely register disapproval. I did not delete this page immediately, but am posting it here for the consideration of others on the matter. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 18:56, 8 Jun 2004 (UTC)
:I prefer to delete it; or keep as a part of contents of his userpage. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 23:05, 27 Nov 2004 (UTC)
* '''Delete'''. I must admit I'm a bit torn on this. The author is gifted at self-promotion, as evidenced by his self-quotes on this page and his chutzpah posting a review of his own book on Amazon.com. It flies in the face of Wiki practice against writing about oneself in article namespace. But he has apparently whipped up some notable controversy. Nevertheless, the self-referential content isn't worthy of a article. If someone other than the quotee feels any of these quotes are notable, I suggest they place them in an appropriate theme article. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:00, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''' [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 16:01, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
*Comment: There is also a [[Kurt Kawohl]] page. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 12:48, 5 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==[[Transcendentalism Today]]==
*A external link only page related to above vote. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 16:01, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)
**'''Delete''' In my humble opinion, a page with only external links, only categories or only interlang links, such things is appropriate to be speedy deletion candidates. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 07:47, 8 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==Yoda & Jar Jar Binks==

I love [[Yoda]], he is one of my favorite characters in the Star Wars sagas, but people looking for quotes by Yoda should be able to find them in the [[Star Wars]] movies page and not have to hunt further, and there shouldn't be duplication just to give him a page. I am someone who doesn't believe we should make pages just for quotes of fictional characters: they should be quoted in the works that they are a part of. - [[User:Moby|Moby]] 22:27, 10 Jun 2004 (UTC)
:How wude! [[User:69.243.41.28|69.243.41.28]] 02:55, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)

: A page also exists for [[Jar Jar Binks]], I am proposing that the quotes from these be incorporated into sections beneath the movies on the [[Star Wars]] page, and then these can be deleted. I will allow at least a month for comments before I do anything about this. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 05:24, 5 Jul 2004 (UTC)

*Keep. [[User:0Guanaco|Guan]][[User talk:0Guanaco|aco]] 02:18, 21 Sep 2004 (UTC)
*Why not just link to Yoda from the Star Wars page? Many ppl might look for yoda on his own (especially because of his strange diction). I don't know if the same should be done for [[Jar Jar Binks]]. Or u could put 2 sample quotes and give a link to the full page of quotes. [[User:65.7.166.232|65.7.166.232]] 22:18, 19 Oct 2004 (UTC) (BrokenSegue from wikipedia)

*As a non-fan of the Star Wars franchise, though appreciative of its effect on popular culture via my siblings who were of age to enjoy the movies when they were initially released in theaters, I suggest we let the Yoda quotes stay in the Wiki. They're certainly not doing any harm, and unless there's a copyright issue, Yoda's words are easily as important, recognizable, and relevant as any modern-day real-world philosopher's, in the context of a quote-based Wiki. I see no reason why this page should have the dreaded "suggested for deletion" mark on it... quite contrary to the modern evolution of knowledge.

Apologies for any shortsightedness on my part...
-JIV

*I too think that we should let the yoda quotes page stay. I myself reached this page upon searching for 'yoda quotes' in google. - roshan

: I am considering simply making the Yoda page a redirect to a section on the Star Wars page, for quotes made by Yoda. Similar sections could be made for other major characters, but personally I think Jar Jar Binks lists low as a quotable character, and probably should not be given his own section, let alone a page. A little duplication of quotes, even on a page, would not be too bad, but if a character is given his own section I think that most of his quotes from ''any'' of the movies should generally go there. I wouldn't mind only Yoda being given such a section, or otherwise this page might eventually evolve into a page with sections for major characters, and quotes in the sections on the movies might be relegated to those from relatively minor characters. I do think it is more convenient for people seeking [[Star Wars]] quotations to find them all on one page, and not have them scattered over many small ones. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 16:39, 2 Nov 2004 (UTC)

* I say keep. Sure he's a fictional character but many his sayings have passed into popular culture which makes hime very quotable. ~[[User:Alex|Alex]]

*I vote we move both to the [[Star Wars]] article, and have the current articles redesignated as redirects to [[Star Wars]]. The alternative is to break down the [[Star Wars]] pages by character and redesignate the [[Yoda]] and [[Jar Jar Binks]] pages as redirects to that specific character on [[Star Wars]]. Either will work with me, as lng as they're ''somewhere''. --[[User:Zarggg|Zarggg]] 01:52, 10 Nov 2004 (UTC)

I say keep. Yoda has the best quotes.

Yoda is a pop icon whose appearance alone can drive up an publication/productions revenue. His quotes have spawned the interest and analysis of millions, keep him!

I came to this page by searching Google for "Yoda Quotes", since I was specifically looking for words of wisdom from the Jedi master, and not generic Star Wars quotes. I suggest that the Yoda page remain separate.

* Keep on both. When does this vote close? I'm new here :). [[User:Gaurav|Gaurav]] 15:38, 19 Mar 2005 (UTC)

* '''Redirect''' to [[Star Wars]], but reorganize Star Wars to group by character, with a separate section on dialog, under each film. That way, it's not too difficult to find all the quotes of any significant character, the source is easily recognized, and multiple-character dialog has an unambiguous place to go. (I can even add a custom TOC to make it easier to jump to character/dialog/show if there's interest.) — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 17:15, 19 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Redirect''' until Star Wars becomes too large. I notice that Yoda is already redirected. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 16:08, 1 Apr 2005 (UTC)

==Pending due to technical difficulties==
===[[Jacinto Javier Bowks de la Rosa]]===
:''Was voted on in conjunction with ''James Norman Bowks Sr.'' (second entry).''
Both created by [[User:ILVI]], the first page is himself, the second presumably a relative. Neither has any notability outside of Wikiquotes and its mirrors. [[User:Rmhermen|Rmhermen]] 00:09, 16 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete''': The first is the editor himself according to his userpage on [[wikt:User:ILVI|Wiktionary]], so it should be on his own page (not on normal namespace), the latter can't be found elsewhere than this page, and almost meaningless, so should be deleted. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 17:20, 22 Mar 2005 (UTC)
*'''Delete'''. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 05:01, 31 Mar 2005 (UTC)
:Tagged for deletion, but technical problems with the software currently prevent its deletion. — [[User:Jeffq|Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 23:54, 2 Apr 2005 (UTC)

===[[首页]]===
Tag=ged on Dec 2004 but perhaps not listed here. 首页 means "Main page" in Chinese and it has almost no content. --[[User:Aphaia|Aphaia]] 06:19, 24 Mar 2005 (UTC)

: This was created by someone before the Wikiquotes in other languages had been started up, but technical problems with the software currently prevent its deletion. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 14:57, 27 Mar 2005 (UTC)

===[[Daniel Aubrey]]===
It is not appropriate to put information on such an obscure person among the articles at Wikiquote. Placing this information on a ''user page'', where it should be moved, could be appropriate and amusing. Placing it in among the ''articles'' is neither. ~ [[User:Achilles|Achilles]] 12:44, 17 Dec 2004 (UTC)

* '''Delete''' or move to user page. --[[User:TOR|TOR]] 21:35, 1 Jan 2005 (UTC)
: Technical problems with the software prevent deleting this at this time. The developers are aware of the problem. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]]

===[[Death By Stereo]]===
This article has been listed '''VfD''' since May 7th by [[User:Jeffq|Jeffq]]. I understand this article is not a big concern, but I say the sooner we resolve the problem the better. PEACE ~ [[User:RoboAction|RoboAction]] 05:22, 18 Dec 2004 (UTC)

: I would vote to delete. Article is a year old and as yet doesn't contain a single quote.--[[User:Sasquach|Sasquach]] 22:49, 5 Feb 2005 (UTC)

::There's a bit of confusion about this page. I had nominated '''Death by Stereo''' (note the lowercase "by") for deletion, and Kalki subsequently deleted it. This is a different title, with a capitalized "By", but it appears to have the same non-quote, Wikipedia-stub content that the other one had. There should be no reason to keep it, either. —[[User:Jeffq| Jeff Q]] [[User talk:Jeffq|(talk)]] 03:15, 28 Feb 2005 (UTC)
::: Technical problems with the software prevent deleting this at this time. ~ [[User:Kalki|Kalki]] 19:09, 11 Mar 2005 (UTC)


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