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[[w:Batman (comic)|Batman]] is an ongoing comic book series featuring the DC Comics hero of the same name. The character first appeared in Detective Comics #27, published in May 1939. Batman proved to be so popular that a self-titled ongoing comic book series began publication in the spring of 1940. It was first advertised in early April 1940, one month after the first appearance of his new sidekick, Robin, the Boy Wonder.

Though the Batman comic book was initially launched as a quarterly publication, it later became a bi-monthly series through the late 1950s, after which it became a monthly publication and has remained so since.[1] As of August 13, 2008, the series has reached issue #679.

=Batman=
'''[[w:Batman|Batman's]]''' (1939-current) [[w:secret identity|secret identity]] is '''Bruce Wayne''', a wealthy industrialist, playboy, and philanthropist. Witnessing the murder of his parents as a child, Wayne trains himself both physically and intellectually and dons a bat-themed costume in order to fight crime.<ref name="dc-ency">{{Citation | last = Beatty | first = Scott | author-link = | contribution = Batman | editor-last = Dougall | editor-first = Alastair | title = The DC Comics Encyclopedia | pages = 40-44 | publisher = [[Dorling Kindersley]] | place = London | year = 2008 | ISBN = 0-7566-4119-5}}</ref> Batman operates in the fictional American [[w:Gotham City|Gotham City]], assisted by various supporting characters including his sidekick [[w:Robin (comics)|Robin]] and his butler [[w:Alfred Pennyworth|Alfred Pennyworth]], and fights an assortment of villains influenced by the characters' roots in film and [[W:pulp magazine|pulp magazines]]. Unlike most superheroes, he does not possess any [[w:Superpower (ability)|superpowers]]; he makes use of intellect, detective skills, science and technology, wealth, physical prowess, and intimidation in his war on crime.

'''''[[w:The Long Halloween|The Long Halloween]]''''' (1996-1997) ''by [[w:Jeph Loeb|Jeph Loeb]] with art by [[w:Tim Sale (artist)|Tim Sale]]''

* "I believe in Jim Gordon. I believe in Harvey Dent. I believe in Gotham City."

'''''[[w:Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth|Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth]]''''' (1989) ''by [[w:Grant Morrison (comics)|Grant Morrison]] with art by [[w:Dave McKean|Dave McKean]]''

* "Sometimes it's only madness that makes us what we are."

* "Criminals are a terror. Hearts of the night. I must disguise my terror. Criminals are cowardly. A superstitious terrible omen. A cowardly lot. My disguise must strike terror. I must be black. Terrible. Criminals are a superstitious cowardly lot. I must be a creature. I must be a creature of the night. Mommy's dead. Daddy's dead. Brucie's dead. I shall become a bat."

'''''[[w:As The Crow Flies (comics)|As The Crow Flies]]''''' (2004) ''by [[w:Judd Winick|Judd Winick]] with art by [[w:Dustin Nguyen (artist)|Dustin Nguyen]]and[[w:Richard Friend (artist)|Richard Friend]]''

* "That vase was from the Ming Dynasty. Alfred will forgive me... eventually."

'''''[[w:Batman: The Killing Joke|Batman: The Killing Joke]]''''' (1988) ''by [[w:Alan Moore|Alan Moore]] with art by [[w:Brian Bolland|Brian Bolland]]''

* (to the Joker) "Hello. I came to talk. I've been thinking lately. About you and me. About what's going to happen to us in the end. We're going to kill each other, aren't we? Perhaps you'll kill me. Perhaps I'll kill you. Perhaps sooner. Perhaps later."

* (to the Joker) "Don't you understand? I don't want to hurt you. I don't want either of us to end up killing the other. But we're both running out of alternatives, and we both know it. Maybe it all hinges on tonight. Maybe this is our last chance to sort this whole bloody mess out. If you don't take it, then we're both locked onto a suicide course. Both of us. To the death. It doesn't have to end like that. I don't know what it was that bent your life out of shape, but who knows? Maybe I've been there too. Maybe I can help. We could work together. I could rehabilitate you. You needn't be out there on the edge anymore. You needn't be alone. We don't have to kill each other. What do you say?"

'''''[[w:Batman: Year One|Batman: Year One]]''''' (1987) ''by [[w:Frank Miller (comics)|Frank Miller]] with art by [[w:David Mazzucchelli|David Mazzucchelli]]''

* "Without warning, it comes...crashing through the window of your study, and mine...I have seen it before...somewhere. It frightened me as a boy... frightened me. Yes, father. I shall become a bat."

* "Ladies. Gentlemen. You have eaten well. You've eaten Gotham's wealth. Its spirit. Your feast is nearly over. From this moment on -- none of you are safe."

'''''[[w:Batman: Hush|Hush]]''''' (2002-2003) ''by [[w:Jeph Loeb|Jeph Loeb]] with art by [[w:Jim Lee|Jim Lee]]''

* "I made a promise on the grave of my parents that I would rid this city of the evil that took their lives. By day, I am Bruce Wayne, billionaire philanthropist. At night, criminals, a cowardly and superstitious lot, call me... Batman."

* "Criminals, by nature, are a cowardly and superstitious lot. To instill fear into their hearts, I became a bat. A monster in the night. And in doing so, have I become the very thing that ''all'' monsters become - alone?"

* "Deep down, [[Superman|Clark]]'s essentially a good person... and deep down, I'm not."

* "They say that when you kill a man you not only take away what he was, but all he will ever be."

* "I have been to too many funerals."

'''''[[w:Identity Crisis (comics)|Identity Crisis]]''''' (2004) ''by [[w:Brad Meltzer|Brad Meltzer]] with art by [[w:Rags Morales|Rags Morales]] and [[w:Michael Bair|Michael Bair]]''

* "People think it's an obsession. A compulsion. As if there were an irresistible impulse to act. It's never been like that. I chose this life. I know what I'm doing. And on any given day, I could stop doing it. Today, however, isn't that day. And tomorrow won't be either."

'''''[[w:Infinite Crisis|Infinite Crisis]]''''' (2005) ''by [[w:Geoff Johns|Geoff Johns]] with art by [[w:Phil Jimenez|Phil Jimenez]], [[w:George Pérez|George Pérez]], [[w:Ivan Reis|Ivan Reis]] and [[w:Jerry Ordway|Jerry Ordway]]''

* (to Superman) "Everyone looks up to you. They listen to you. If you tell them to fight, they'll fight. But they need to be inspired. And let's face it "Superman"... the last time you really inspired anyone -- was when you were dead."

'''''[[w:Joker (comics)|The Joker: Devil's Advocate]]''''' (1995) ''by [[w:Chuck Dixon|Chuck Dixon]] with art by [[w:Graham Nolan|Graham Nolan]]

* (to the Joker) "And when you're sitting here alone in the middle of the night, unsleeping in the dark, remember -- every breath you take you owe to me."

'''''[[w:Batman (comic book)|Batman #625]]''''' (2004) ''by [[w:Brian Azzarello|Brian Azzarello]] with art by [[w:Eduardo Risso|Eduardo Risso]]

* "And as the sun, that had been too afraid to show its face in this city, started to turn the black into grey, I smiled. Not out of happiness. But because I knew... that one day, I wouldn't have to do this anymore. One day, I could stop fighting. Because one day... I would win. One day, there will be no pain, no loss, no crime. Because of me, because I fight. For you. One day, I will win."

'''''[[w:Batman RIP|Batman RIP]]''''' by [[w:Grant Morrison|Grant Morrison]] with art by [[w:Tony Daniel|Tony Daniel]]

* "Did I finally reach the limits of reason? And find the Devil waiting? And was that fear in his eye?"

=Miscellaneous quotes=
=== [[w:Huntress (Helena Bertinelli)| Huntress]] ===
* "Any man can transform himself into something else, something beyond reason..beyond supermen.- Michael Setzer
* "You want justice served? You want vengeance taken? You want honor restored? Then do it yourself. That's omertà. When blood cries for blood, you answer the call. And you answer it alone." - ''Batman: Huntress: Cry for Blood''

* (to Nightwing) "I don't want your help. I don't need your help. Now, get out of my home." - ''Batman: Huntress: Cry for Blood''

* "There were so many flowers. My mother had been shot in the chest. Her casket was open. But my father and my brother, they'd been shot in the face, and there was no way the mortician could repair that damage. I was eight years old and my family was dead and all I thought was that people loved us. It wasn't grief that brought the flowers. It was joy." - ''Batman: Huntress: Cry for Blood''

* "Actually - I play a little rough for Batman's taste." - ''Nightwing/Huntress''

* "Maybe I have something to prove--to him or myself or both. Or maybe I care because I've been alone most of my life. Ever since I was a child. Alone in every kind of darkness. Hunting evil or just waiting for the dawn. It must be some kind of comfort to have a partner. Someone to trust at your back. So maybe when I see him with Robin I want to see me. He's like me--a loner--yet he and his partner somehow make a perfect team." - ''Batman 80 Page Giant #1
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* "If there's a lesson tonight, it's that there's no room for chance in this "business." Lives depend on my being certain. Reason. Intellect. Skill. Nothing else must matter." - ''Batman 80 Page Giant #2
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* (To a vision of Batman) "It's...It's beautiful. Can I keep it? I won't lose it. Don't go. I want to show you what I can do. I'll make you proud. Say Something!" - ''Gotham Knights #38''

* (To Batman) "So, nothing condescending to say about my new costume? You weren't exactly focused the last time you saw it. You're welcome by the way." - ''Gotham Knights #40
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* (To an unconscious Batman) "[darn] you. Not going down. Not in front of you." - ''Batman: Hush
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* (Batman on Huntress) "Huntress. After all we've been through she still fights for my life. So much rage. Not sure I ever saw it...before. She's better than she knows but wastes too much energy proving it. So much like I when I started out. No wonder the others haven't accepted her..." - ''Batman: Hush''

* "I could stop their screaming with one bolt. Wouldn't stop a ... thing. Seven days since Gotham has been left to rot like Gomorrah. We're better than that. I'm sure of it. Unfortunately, I've seen nothing to so far to support that faith." - ''Batman No Man's Land #0
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* "I hate losing. I hate running away. I don't know what else to do. They don't fear me. Not like they fear him. Where is the Batman? He's all over me when I screw up when I don't play by his rules. "My City!" he says, never let's me forget it. So why isn't he putting the fear of... Are they roasting a bat?" - ''Batman No Man's Land #0
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* (On her first night as Batgirl) "Unbelievable. Absolutely unbelievable. I didn't need to raise a fist. I didn't need to say a word. They took one look at me, one look at my shadow and they ran. No. Not my shadow. No I get it and I like it." - ''Batman No Man's Land #0''

* I should put this spike in his throat...he'd do it to me. He'd kill me and not blink. Kill him and not blink. Why not? In No Man's Land why...not? (sees Batsymbol reflected on the glass drops knife and lets thug go). ''Batman No Man's Land #0

* "I'm not even that fond of '''real''' cops. But '''wannabe''' cops... now they just tick me right off." - ''Birds of Prey #69''

* "You guys sure you want to fire your sidearms around gas pumps? Just asking." - ''Birds of Prey #69''

* "I was brought here at gunpoint and in cuffs, Mr. Brusaw. I don't think a hug is entirely the correct response here." - ''Birds of Prey #69''

* "'''You'''. You ratted me out to Brushaw's fake police officers. Now was '''that''' polite?" - ''Birds of Prey #69''

* (upon finding Black Canary bound by tree branches) "This might take a while. I forgot my chainsaw." - ''Birds of Prey #76''

* (after shooting a crossbow bolt through a crooked cop's hand, Black Canary and John are staring at her) "What? He'll be fine. We're in a '''hospital'''." - ''Birds of Prey #80''

:'''Nightwing''': You want to know a secret? Everyone but me thinks you're nuts, there's a secret!
:'''Huntress''': That's '''hardly''' a secret. - ''Nightwing/Huntress''

:'''Black Canary''': Hey, how'd you know about Cheetah's healing factor?
:'''Huntress''': (shooting Cheetah) Healing what now? - ''Birds of Prey #97''

:'''Tom''': I don't talk to women who wear make-up, anyway. It's unclean. So just shut up.
:'''Huntress''': Someone hasn't had a date in a while...
:'''Tom''': Shut up! - ''Birds of Prey #69''

:'''Talia''': And Who are you? The Detective's consort? His woman?
:'''Huntress''': Do I sense some jealousy there, Babe?
:'''Talia''': You... - ''Robin #33''

== Villains ==

=== [[w: Bane (comics)| Bane]] ===

* "I could kill you... but death would only end your agony -- and silence your shame. ''(lifts Batman over his head)'' Instead, I will simply... ''(snaps Batman's spine on his knee)'' '''...BREAK YOU!''' ''(dumps Batman's broken body on the ground)'' Broken...and done." -Batman: Knightfall

* "I have only one rule when dealing with the enemy. Give them nothing. Not solace, not mercy, not kindness, not torment, not provisions, and - most aussredly - not satisfaction." - ''Secret Six #05''

* "You break him by breaking everyone he loves and stacking them, defiled and ruined, in his grand foyer." - ''Secret Six #35''

* "The fire rises." - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

* "I'm Gotham's reckoning. Here to end the borrowed time you've all been living on." - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

* "Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you." - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

* "You think darkness is your ally? But you merely adopted the darkness. I was born in it. Molded by it. I didn't see the light until I was already a man, by then it was nothing to me but blinding. The shadows betray you because they belong to me!" - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

* "Ah yes!! I was wondering what would break first! Your spirit...OR YOUR BODY!!" - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

* "Behind you is the symbol of oppression. Blackgate Prison, where a thousand men have languished under the name of this man, Harvey Dent, who has been held up to you as the shining example of justice! You have been supplied with a false idol to stop you tearing down this CORRUPT CITY! Let me tell you the truth about Harvey Dent from the words of Gotham's police commissioner, James Gordon. [reads text of speech] "The Batman didn't murder Harvey Dent. He saved my boy, then took the blame for Harvey's appalling crimes so I could, to my shame, build a lie around this fallen idol. I praised the madman who tried to murder my own child, but I can no longer live with my lie. It is time to trust the people of Gotham with the truth and it is time for me to resign." And do you accept this man's resignation? And do you accept the resignation of all of these liars, of all the corrupt?!? We take Gotham from the corrupt, the rich! The oppressors of generations who have kept you down with myths of opportunity and we give it back to you, the people! Gotham is yours, none shall interfere ... do as you please! Start by storming Blackgate and free the oppressed. Step forward those who would serve. An army will be raised. The powerful will be ripped from their decadent nests - and cast out into the cold to endure the unendurable. Courts will be convened. Spoils will be enjoyed, that you deserve. The peace will survive and you will be served true justice. This great city... it will endure. Gotham will survive." - ''The Dark Knight Rises''

=== [[w: Black Mask (comics)| Black Mask]] ===

* "I'm listening, and when I say I'm listening, I'm also thinking about killing you."

* [''When asking by Li if Red Hood is crazy for selling back their kryptonite for $50,000,000''] "No. The crazy ones would make a suit out of the rock and march into Metropolis and play 'king of the mountain'. This one knows what he's doing."

* "I'm not pleased, you know. Not pleased at all. And despite appearances, this isn't a damned smile on my face."

* "I swear, it's like trying to run a crime organization with my mother."

* "And I'll just wait here... because I'm '''known''' for my patience."

=== [[w: Catwoman| Catwoman]] ===

* "Like the view? It's the only thing you'll be catching tonight." - ''Batman: Hush''

* "Show a man what he expects to see, and he won't look beneath the surface." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #1''

* "It's such a waste when pretty things get broken." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #2''

* "Life would be so much easier if I didn't have this conscience!" - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #9''

* "Live fast. Love hard. Die young. Leave a good-smelling corpse." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #18''

* "They may suspect me, but they'll never see me. They may chase me, but they'll never catch me. Never, never, ever catch me." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #19''

* "I'm a thief--and stealing is what I do. Not so much for the prize or the possession or even the profit...but for the art of doing it...because I can... and because I'm good." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #38''

* (to Batman) "You are part of the night, just like me. We're not afraid of the dark--we come alive in it...we're thrilled by it." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #40''

* "A long time ago, before I put on this mask, I was afraid of everything." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #59''

* "That's part of the rule. Never quit. Never let them see you're afraid. Above all -- never let them see you're hurt. Never let them see you cry. Never." - ''Catwoman vol. 1 #75''

* "My world is all just shades of grey, Batman. That's why you'll never really understand me." - ''Catwoman vol. 2 #1''

* "The East End. My soul is tied to this place now. Because it's cost me so much in blood and tears. But this is where the Catwoman was born. And if it has to be, this is where she'll die." - ''Catwoman vol. 2 #25''

=== [[w:Harley Quinn|Harley Quinn]] ===

* "Aw, c'mon, Puddin' -- don'tcha wanna rev up ya Harley? Vroom! Vroom!" - ''Batman: Mad Love''

* "Face it, Harl. This stinks -- yer a certified nutso wanted by the law in two dozen states -- and hopelessly in love with a murderous, psychopathic clown. Hey, when did my life go Loony Tunes!?" - ''Batman: Mad Love''

* ''[to Batman]'' "I've never seen ya' laugh before... I don't think I like it. Cut it out! You're givin' me the creeps." - ''Batman: Mad Love''

* "I found the Joker's psyche disturbing, his dementia alarming, and his charm irresistible!" - ''Batman: Harley Quinn''

* "My love for my Joker was stronger than their madhouse walls." - ''Batman: Harley Quinn''

* "Face it, Harley-- you and your Puddin' are kaput! You're playin' solitaire now-- not hearts!" - ''Harley Quinn #2''

* ''[After being instructed by a SWAT team to "Get on her knees"]'' "Maybe when we get to know each other better." - "Harley Quinn #28

* (about Bruce Wayne ) "Brucie's got a lot more on the ball than you'd think. He's got a presence. He hides it under that society suave, but there's a real intensity. Only others I ever met like that were Mistah J... and ''Batman''!" - ''Harley Quinn #6''

* "Get up, you deadbeat! That was the only place in town with a scintillatin' selection of polyester fashion! Where you think I'm gonna shop ''now''? - ''Harley Quinn #9''

* "There's no such thing as safe sex with some alien races. Think acid-for-blood. Think mate-then-kill." - ''Harley Quinn #15''

* "Well, what d'ya know -- looks like we ran outta friends... for a while, at least. And me the social type! Or is that sociopathic?" - ''Harley Quinn #18''

* "If you think Arkham's scary as a doctor, you should try it as a patient." - ''Detective Comics #831''

* "I'm crazy about... Well hey, I'm just crazy." - ''Gotham Girls''

* (about Arkham) What a dump. - ''Gotham Girls''

=== [[w:Hush (comics)|Hush]] ===

* "What is a friend? A single soul residing in two bodies." - ''Batman: Hush''

* "All men by nature seek knowledge." - ''Batman: Hush''

=== [[w:Jason Todd| Jason Todd]] ===

* "That looks like it's gotta hurt. Well, I say that like I'm speculating or something. I know it hurts." - ''Batman: Under the Hood''

* "I seem to have made myself an enemy of all the bad guys." - ''Batman: Under the Hood''

* (after Batman tries to redeem him)"It's too late...you had your chance...and I'm just getting started." - ''Under the Red Hood''

* "You can't stop crime! That's what you never understood! I'm CONTROLLING it! You want to rule them by fear but what do you do to those who aren't afraid?! I'm doing what YOU won't! I'm taking them out!" - ''Under the Red Hood''

* (after beating The Joker to a pulp) "Now tell me... How does it feel?"

* (to Batman) "Is that what you think this is about? You letting me die?! I don't know what clouds your judgment worse. Your guilt or your antiquated sense of morality. Bruce, I forgive you for not saving me. But why, on God's Earth..." (kicks open a door, revealing the Joker.) "...IS HE STILL ALIVE?!?" ''Batman: Under the Hood''

* (to Batman, about Joker) "Ignoring what he's done in the past-blindly, stupidly disregarding the entire ''graveyards'' he's filled, the thousands who've suffered, the ''friends he's crippled''. And I thought...I thought I'd be the ''last'' person you'd ever let him hurt. If it had been ''you'' that he'd beat to a bloody pulp, if he had taken you from this world, I would have done nothing but search the planet for this pathetic pile of evil, death-worshipping garbage...and ''send him off to hell''!!" ''Batman: Under the Red Hood"

* "Hey...It's going to be hard to learn a great many things about me, but one I'll give you for free... I am no one's son." ''Batman: Under the Hood''

* (to Onyx) "What do you think this was all about? We were going to rough these guys up and teach them a lesson? Welcome to planet Earth, baby! These dead sacks of meat on the floor made their living by beating, raping and devouring! '''Fear''' isn't the answer!" ''Batman: Under the Hood''

* "You son of a b****." (about Batman, after returning from the dead and seeing that the Joker is still at large)

* "Yeah, well if you want answers to questions beyond reason...there is a guy in Arkham Asylum who wrote the book on crazy" -"Countdown"

=== [[w:Joker (comics)|The Joker]] ===

* "So... I see you received the free ticket I sent you. I'm glad. I did so want you to be here. You see it doesn't matter if you catch me and send me back to the asylum... Gordon's been driven mad. I've proved my point. I've demonstrated there's no difference between me and everyone else! All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy. That's how far the world is from where I am. Just one bad day. You had a bad day once, am I right? I know I am. I can tell. You had a bad day and everything changed. Why else would you dress up as a flying rat? You had a bad day, and it drove you as crazy as everybody else... Only you won't admit it! You have to keep pretending that life makes sense, that there's some point to all this struggling! God you make me want to puke. I mean, what is it with you? What made you what you are? Girlfriend killed by the mob, maybe? Brother carved up by some mugger? Something like that, I bet. Something like that... Something like that happened to me, you know. I... I'm not exactly sure what it was. Sometimes I remember it one way, sometimes another... If I'm going to have a past, I prefer it to be multiple choice! Ha ha ha! But my point is... My point is, I went crazy. When I saw what a black, awful joke the world was, I went crazy as a coot! I admit it! Why can't you? I mean, you're not unintelligent! You must see the reality of the situation. Do you know how many times we've come close to world war three over a flock of geese on a computer screen? Do you know what triggered the last world war? An argument over how many telegraph poles Germany owed its war debt creditors! Telegraph poles! Ha ha ha ha HA! It's all a joke! Everything anybody ever valued or struggled for... it's all a monstrous, demented gag! So why can't you see the funny side? Why aren't you laughing?" - ''Batman: The Killing Joke''

* "If the police expect to play against the Joker, they'd better be prepared to be dealt from the bottom of the deck!" - ''Batman'' #1

*(to Judge Drake) "You can't win anyway... You see, I hold the winning card!" - ''Batman'' #1

* "I won't even waste the usual Joker Venom on you, Brute, but give you something you can understand...''lead''! - ''Batman #1''

* "Very neat! That ugly head of yours does have a brain!" - ''Batman #1''

* "I'm not mad at all! I'm just differently sane!!" - ''Batman and Robin'' #13

* (to Superman) "More powerful than a locomotive, and just about as subtle." - ''Superman/Batman: World's Finest''

* "In my dream, the world had suffered a terrible disaster. A black haze shut out the sun, and the darkness was alive with the moans and screams of wounded people. Suddenly, a small light glowed. A candle flickered into life, symbol of hope for millions. A single tiny candle, shining in the ugly dark. I laughed and blew it out." - ''Identity Crisis''

* "Madness is the emergency exit. You can just step outside, and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away... forever." - ''Batman: The Killing Joke''

* "Ladies and gentlemen! You've read about it in the papers! Now witness, before your very eyes, that most rare and tragic of nature's mistakes! I give you: the average man. Physically unremarkable, it instead possesses a deformed set of values. Notice the hideously bloated sense of humanity's importance. Also note the club-footed social conscience and the withered optimism. It's certainly not for the squeamish, is it? Most repulsive of all, are its frail and useless notions of order and sanity. If too much weight is placed upon them... they snap. How does it live, I hear you ask? How does this poor pathetic specimen survive in today's harsh and irrational environment? I'm afraid the sad answer is, 'Not very well'. Faced with the inescapable fact that human existence is mad, random, and pointless, one in eight of them crack up and go stark slavering buggo! Who can blame them? In a world as psychotic as this... any other response would be crazy!" - ''Batman: The Killing Joke''

* "It's a clear choice -- me or Pettit. Vote or die. Cancer or tuberculosis." - ''Detective Comics #737''

* "If I weren't crazy, I'd be insane!" - ''Batman: Dark Detective''

* "They could put me in a helicopter and fly me up into the air and line up the bodies head to toe on the ground in delightful geometric patterns like an endless June Taylor dance routine — and it would never be enough. No, I don’t keep count. But you do. And I love you for it." - ''Batman: The Dark Knight Returns''

* "See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum...and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moonlight...stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend daredn't make the leap. Y'see...y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea...He says 'Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!' B-but the second guy just shakes his head. He suh-says... he says 'What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!'" - ''Batman: The Killing Joke''

* "Aren't I just good enough to eat?" - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "April sweet is coming in, let the feast of fools begin!" - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "The guy goes into the hospital, okay? His wife's just had a baby and he can't wait to see them both. So he meets the doctor and he says, 'Oh, Doc, I've been so worried. How are they?' And the doctor smiles and says, 'They're fine. Just fine. Your wife's delivered a healthy baby boy and they're both in tip-top form. You're one lucky guy.' So the guy rushes into the maternity ward with his flowers. But it's empty. His wife's bed is empty. 'Doc?' He says and turns around and the doctor and all the nurses wave their arms and scream in his face. 'April fool! Your wife's dead and the baby's a spastic!!'" (he executes an asylum orderly with a gunshot to the head) "Get it? Oh, what a senseless waste of human life!" - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "Parting is such sweet sorrow, dearest. Still, you can't say we didn't show you a good time. Enjoy yourself out there... in the asylum. Just don't forget -- if it ever gets too tough... there's always a place for you here." - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* (to Batman) "Loosen up, tight ass!" — ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "Oh, yes! Fill the churches with dirty thoughts! Introduce honesty to the White House! Write letters in dead languages to people you've never met! Paint filthy words on the foreheads of children! Burn your credit cards and wear high heels! Asylum doors stand open! Fill the suburbs with murder and rape! Divine madness! Let there be ecstasy, ecstasy in the streets! Laugh and the world laughs with you!" - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "And he didn't die all at once. It was hours before the screaming stopped. I ''almost'' didn't get to sleep that night. That was the last time ''I'd'' used crushed glass..." - ''The Joker: Devil's Advocate''

* "You dirty rat! You killed my brother! My sister! My daughter! She's my sister ''and'' my daughter!" - ''Batman: Dark Victory''

* (to Batman) "Quick question: When the clock strikes twelve, do I get a little kiss?" - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

*"Hello Late-Show lovers...and lovers of the Late-Show!" - ''The Laughing Fish''

*"Live...and in person! The Caliph of Clowns, the Grand Mogul of Mountebanks, the One and Only JOKER! Prerecorded for this time zone." - ''The Sign of the Joker''

*"What's wrong with the World? After all the AGGRAVATION I went through just STEALING this crop-duster...you'd think they'd give me one that would FLY right." - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* Drive-In Waitress: Take your order, please? Joker: Yes, indeedy. Thank you. (Talking incredibly fast) I'd like the Big Beefer, Heavy Mustard, double pickles, three strips of bacon, make 'em crispy, ranch dressing on the side... Waitress: Ah, sir... Joker: Side order of fries, also crispy, one of those fake pie thingees with the boiling hot juice that scalds the roof of your mouth...I LOVE that... Waitress: Sir... Joker:Two of your special Egg Nog Shakes, a boy's kiddie meal, and I'll pay extra for a full assortment of the toys that come with it. Waitress: Sir! You were talking way to fast. You'll have to repeat all that! Joker: Of all the incompetence! Listen, you brain-dead Cephalapod! I have better things to do than repeat myself in the fleeting hope that through some MIRACLE you might somehow triumph over your own crushing ignorance and get ONE ITEM of my order right! I DEMAND to see your manager! Manager: I'm sorry, sir. How may I help you? Joker:(shoots the manager) I really wanted those shakes.

* "Every clown loves kids, captain. Just ask Sarah Essen-Gordon. Oh, that's right, you can't!" - ''Gotham Central #15''

* (As Nightwing pummels him) "Aw... Jeez... I hit Jason a lot harder than that. (Pause) His name was Jason, right?" - ''Joker: Last Laugh #6''

* "Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bowlegged ants. I come before you, to stand before you, to tell you a story I know nothing about. One morning in the middle of the night two dead fellows stood up to fight. They stood back to back, facing each other, drew their swords and shot each other. If you don't believe my lie, it's true, ask the blind lady on the corner, she saw it too." - ''Emperor Joker''

*"Yum Yum! Dum Sum! Chinese food...made from real Chinese!" - ''Emperor Joker''

* (To Harley as he turns her into a Constellation) "You get the best seat in the house for Armageddon. Say goodnight, Harley. I always wanted to see my dame in lights. Heh. Even in a moment of abject saccharine, I still got it." - ''Emperor Joker''

* "I did it! I finally killed Batman! In front of a bunch of vulnerable, disabled, kids!!!! Now get me Santa Claus!" - ''Batman'' #655

*"If I weren't insane: I couldn't be so brilliant!" - ''Dreadful Birthday Dear Joker''

*"Both of us trying to find meaning in a meaningless world! Why be a disfigured outcast when I can be a notorious Crime God? Why be an orphaned boy when you can be a superhero?" - ''Batman'' #663

*"You can't kill me without becoming like me! I can't kill you without losing the only human being who can keep up with me! Isn't it IRONIC?" - ''Batman'' #663

*" The real joke is your stubborn, bone deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, '''all of this''' makes '''sense!''' That's what cracks me up each time!" - ''Batman'' #681

*"You think it all breaks down into symbolism and structures and hints and ''clues''. No, Batman, that's just Wikipedia. You actually believed all it would take is a few chemicals, a couple of days of drug-induced isolation and a cheap little nervous breakdown and you'd have ''me'' all figured out? Like there was some rabbit hole you could follow me down to ''understanding''?" - ''Batman'' #681

*"You really want to know what it '''feels''' like to be the clown at midnight? Where there's only ever '''one''' joke and it's '''always''' on you? Well, here you are. '''Now''' do you get it?" - ''Batman'' #681

*"Devil is double is deuce, my dear doctor ... and joker trumps deuce." Batman #681

* "Obvious...And everybody knows. You wear your shame like a badge, because you don't have the balls to actually pin one on.... Yes... Just look at you... Desperate to be feared, you want to be perceived as a '''monster''', draped in black... And yet... You leave that '''little window'''... A glimpse at the '''perfection''' underneath. '''OBVIOUS'''; The chiseled jaw, the mouth of a '''monster'''... Why do you let it be seen? Tell me '''why'''...... - ''Joker''

* (singing) "When the world is full of care and every headline screams despair, when the news are rape, starvation, war and life is vile...then there's a certain thing I do which I shall pass along to you that's always guaranteed to make me '''smile'''. I go Loo-oo-oony, as a lightbulb battered bug, simply Loo-oo-oony, sometimes foam and chew the rug...mister life is swell in a padded cell, it'll chase those blues away! You can trade your gloom for a rubber room and injections twice a day!" - ''The Killing Joke''

* "A bit of advice...don't ever apologize to no one for the way you look" - ''Joker''

* "I am the Champion of the WORLD!"- ''Elseworlds: Batman/Lobo''

* "'''Laugh, clown, laugh...and laugh again!''' The police are completely at bay! Batman is baying at the moon! No one can beat the Joker! Soon, now...soon they'll see it my way! They'll know I mean what I say! Today, the American fish... and ''tomorrow'' all the fish in the ''world''! But...what if everybody stops ''eating'' fish? I hadn't thought of that! What if they all conspire against me...leave my Joker-Fish in the sea? But no...that would never work! The VEGETARIANS wouldn't go along! And anyway...I could use my chemicals on '''''cattle'''''! JOKER-BURGERS! OUTRAGEOUS! - ''Detective Comics #476''

* "Howdy, Stan, the Donutz man! This is a stickup, see? (holds two donuts up to his eyes like a mask) - ''Laughter After Midnight''

* "Here's the cold, hard truth Bats...I don't hate you 'cause I'm crazy...I'm crazy 'cause I hate you. " - ''Batman: Cacophony''

=== [[w:Lady Shiva|Lady Shiva]] ===

* "I believe in letting people do as they wish, as do I myself. Sometimes, of course, what I wish to do is kill them and they do not wish to die. This gives life interest." - ''The Question #29''

* "Murder by disease. No art in it. No soul. Such a decadent way to kill." - ''Robin (limited series) #2

* "I cannot destroy you unless you permit me to." - ''The Question #36''

* "I'm a warrior, not a murderer." - ''Batgirl #8''

* "Karma. ''That'' I understand." - ''Batgirl #25''

* "I am not allowing you to pass out. I want your men to see you beg. Then you will apologize with a pain you will remember always." - ''Birds of Prey #62''

* "I answer this with blood and pain and cold, damp graves for my enemies." - ''Birds of Prey #62''

* "That's the problem with the amateurs -- the histrionics. No sense of grace at all." - ''Birds of Prey #63''

* "Perhaps death is just a little bit afraid of me." - ''Birds of Prey #63''

* "All this ceremony, and the truth is: the body decays, the spirit is lost. It means nothing. Ashes or earth, I hardly see the significance of where they lay your corpse." - ''Birds of Prey #68''

* "A baby? Certainly. I've had ''dozens'' of babies!! ''[Laughing]'' I've dropped ''litters'' in every corner of the ''globe!!"'' - ''Batman: A Death in the Family''

* I care nothing for what happens or how I am remembered after death. To prove myself the best in ''life''...that is my passion." - Batman #509

=== [[w:Mr. Freeze|Mr. Freeze]] ===

* "Of course, I know about bad luck... that's one of the lessons that this city teaches us all, eventually." - ''Gotham Central #1''

=== [[w:Penguin (comics)|The Penguin]] ===

* "The Penguin flies ever alone!" - ''Detective Comics #611''

* "A perfect crime is a work of art, a thing of beauty, and a joy forever, to paraphrase [[William Shakespeare|the Bard]]!" - ''Detective Comics #611''

* "Where's the thrill in committing the perfect crime if nobody knows it was you?" - ''Detective Comics #611''

* "Despite the monetary wherewithal to indulge one's palate, your epicurean tastes run to the mundane. While I, on the other hand, intend to fill my gullet — until I have feted my ravenous appetite!" - ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* "Ahh... the Batman. While I have an affection for most flying creatures... the winged rat is not among them." - ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* (to Batman and Robin) "Why can't you two get a day job?" - ''Batman #572''

* "Fortunately the Penguin is a wise old bird — never one to put all his eggs into one basket." - ''Detective Comics #824''

=== [[w:Poison Ivy (comics)|Poison Ivy]] ===

* "I hate this city. Nothing grows here." - ''Batman: Poison Ivy''

* "Some things are worth dying for, Batman." - ''Detective Comics #752''

* "I don't do that, Harley. I don't save people. I'm poison, remember?" - ''Harley Quinn #13''

* "I have no interest in your deals. No interest in you, in any of you, on the outside. This park, this is Gotham now... its future. Reclaimed by nature, pure without mankind's assaults. It is a sanctuary now, and I am guardian. I will not let it be defiled. Not by anyone. Certainly not by you. Leave." - ''Shadow of the Bat #88''

* "Suicidal men adore me." - ''Batman & Poison Ivy: Cast Shadows''

* "I hate men. Because of what they do. They clip. They prune. They make us remake ourselves into what they want. A Madonna. A whore. A partner. A foe. And we do it. Because we need." - ''Solo #6''

* (Batman about Poison Ivy) "There's a no man's land between love and hate. Between passion and obsession -- where it's easy to lose all sense of reality -- and in doing so, lose yourself. Somewhere in that emotional minefield... Pamela Isley wanders." - ''Legends of the Dark Knight #43''

* "You're always responsible for the things you create." - ''Batman: Poison Ivy''

* "Hello, lover. Long time, so see." - ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* "May your hell be a green one!" - ''Batman: Shadow of the Bat #56''

* "Thoughtless. Worthless. Stupid. ''Man''." - ''Batman: Hush''

* "I'm an eco-terrorist of global importance. I make a contribution." - ''Gotham Girls''

* (To Harley) "If I hear one more word out of you, just one, I swear I'll cram fast growing cactus seeds UP YOUR TUCHUS!" - ''Gotham Girls''

* (To Harley) "Did you order explosives online again?" - ''Gotham Girls''

=== [[w: Ra's al Ghul| Ra's al Ghul]] ===

* "Detective, as you know, I am cursed with a love for emptiness... desolation. It is a beauty to which my soul responds... as pure, as untainted as the deserts of my birth. I deem it my mission to purify this planet, to restore it to its former beauty... a mission I will brook no interference in." - ''Batman: Son of the Demon''

* "The only thing that thrives outside these walls are the six billion shortsighted parasites who continue to ravage our planet’s natural resources. On its own, humanity is a destructive force. It needs a master." - ''JLA: Tower of Babel''

* "Whoever said a picture was worth a thousand words... is about to see just how badly he miscounted." - ''JLA: Tower of Babel''

* "Everything I have done, I do for the greater good." - ''Batman: Death and the Maidens''

=== [[w:Riddler| The Riddler]] ===

* "Life's full of questions, isn't it, Batman? Though, naturally, I prefer to think of them as riddles." - ''Batman: Dark Knight, Dark City, part 1''

* "I used to be a somebody in this town. Now ''everybody'' has a gimmick. I was going to show them all. And I ''did''." - ''Batman: Hush''

* "Riddle me this, What's black and blue and bleeds profusely?" - ''Gotham City Sirens''

* "The Lazarus Pit gives you a unique kind of... ''clarity''. Riddle me this: Who is that under Batman's mask? And now, the world is my oyster. Right, Bruce?" - ''Batman: Hush''

* "Question: How many times have you beaten me? Answers: Five. Ten. A hundred! But... question: What is ''Batman's'' greatest defeat? Answer: ''The death of Robin''. Didn't like having your nose rubbed in it, did you?" - ''Batman: Hush''

* "That ''is'' a riddle, isn't it?" - ''Batman: Hush''

* "The mastermind always wants more. It's criminal nature." - ''Detective Comics #828''

* "It's a mystery. Broken into a jigsaw puzzle. Wrapped in a conundrum. Hidden in a Chinese box. A ''riddle''." - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "When does a killer... ''not'' kill?"- ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "You don't understand... I ''really'' didn't want to leave you any clues. I really planned ''never'' to go back to Arkham Asylum. But I left you a clue anyway. So I... I have to go back there. Because I might need help. I... I might actually be crazy." - ''Batman: Gotham Adventures''

* "I'm the goddamn Riddler! I'm not crazy!" - ''Batman #686''

* (On being called a poor-man's Joker by Harley) "I am nothing like the Joker! Why does everybody keep saying that?! That clown is only interested in mirth, mayhem and murder! I, on the other hand, live for mental challenges! Games of wit! The chance to outsmart worthy opponents!" - ''Harley Quinn #6: "Who Wants to Rob a Millionaire?"''

* "What's happened to us? The Joker's killing people, for Christ's sake!" - ''"Harley Quinn #6: "Who Wants to Rob a Millionaire?"''

* (inside a museum that Batman has broken into trying to beat Riddler to a prized artifact. Riddler wasn't there though, but now he is) "Strapped to a bomb, leashed to a pesky reporter, battered, bruised, outnumbered, outsmarted, and personally granting your greatest enemy access to the very thing you were attempting to keep him from. I'm hazarding a guess here, but... not exactly the way you'd imagined this turning out, is it, sweetheart?" - ''Legends of the Dark Knight: "Riddle Me That"''

* "The future is a riddle only time can solve." - ''Joker's Asylum II #1: "The House The Cards Built"''

=== [[w:Scarecrow (comics)|The Scarecrow]] ===

* "I know an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth but gave them no bread. And she beat them and whipped them and put them to bed." - ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* "Professor Crane isn't here right now. But, if you'd like an appointment?" - ''Batman: Haunted Knight'' (also said in ''Batman Begins'')

* "Oh yes, Heaven, father. From where no amount of praying ever draws ''Him'' out. 'God in Heaven!' 'God in Heaven!' 'Thank God in Heaven I don't look like ''that''!' - ''Batman/Scarecrow: Year One''

* "I once knew a man whose dog told him to cut his entire family into pieces. Bark. Bark. Bark. BARK!" - ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* "Knick Knack, Paddy Whack, Give a dog a bone!"- ''Batman: Haunted Knight''

* "''Hush ''little baby, don't say a word.."- ''Batman: Hush - volume 2''

* "Scream. ''Scream.'' Or I will '''''make''''' you scream." - ''Batman #630''

* "There is nothing to fear but Fear itself!" - ''Batman Begins''

* '''Man''': Please Dr. Crane, don't do this
:'''Scarecrow''': There is no Crane...
:'''Man''':(hit by fear gas) They're all over me!
:'''Scarecrow''': Only Scarecrow! - ''[[w:Batman: Arkham Asylum|Batman: Arkham Asylum]]''

=== [[w:Talia al Ghul|Talia al Ghul]] ===

* (to Batman) "Beloved, you give too much thought to what is real and what is not, to what is true and what is false. I realize that is your way, but just this once, accept things as they are. Forego your control, your discipline. Just once, let yourself go... and take me ''with'' you." - ''Batman: Son of the Demon''

* (to Batman) "What's '''wrong''' with you, Dark Knight? Why is facing psychopathic '''super-villians''' so much easier than facing your '''own emotions'''?" - ''Batman: The Resurrection of Ra's al Ghul #1''

=== [[w:Two-Face|Two-Face]] ===

* (after killing Carmine Falcone) "Two shots to the head. If you ask me, it couldn't have happened to a nicer guy." - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "I did what needs to be done." - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "How much longer did you think I would let the Falcone family tear Gotham in half? Splitting this city between good and evil. My city." -''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "Can a man live two lives?" - ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "The moon is so beautiful. It's a big silver dollar, flipped by God." (Starts to cry.) "And it landed scarred side up, see? So He made the world." - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "I am a lawyer. Yes. We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect Union, establish justice. Insure domestic tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general welfare, and secure of the blessings of liberty to ourselves and our posterity. God bless America." - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* "I am a ''liar''. No. We the acid scarred victims of history of evil and hypocrisy exalt criminals to office. Vietnam, El Salvador, Chile with lovely missiles, roaring bombs of the rich and the white and the pious and burn children and torture women. Forever and ever, amen. God bless America." - ''Arkham Asylum: A Serious House on Serious Earth''

* (After coming into Vernon's office) "You believe in the justice system, don't you, Vernon? You didn't spend all those years in Law School for nothing, right? Then you know, justice has ''two sides''. Innocent or guilty. Like this coin. One side clean. The other side scarred." -- ''Batman: The Long Halloween''

* "You see, Harvey Dent was one of the good guys. Being good in this town means you need guts. You gotta' be tough. You gotta' do things that aren't in the lawbooks. The bat didn't have the stomach for it. He punked out on Harvey. The great outlaw protector of Gotham hid behind Lady Justice's skirts. But she's blind for a reason, brat. 'Cause she doesn't see what needs to be done in her name. I wanted you to understand that. Before it's all over, I wanted you to know. It wasn't me that killed you. It was the bat." - ''Robin - Year One''

==See also==
===Other quotable characters===
;Allies
[[Robin]] 
[[BatGirl]] 
[[Dick Grayson|Dick Grayson/Nightwing]] 
[[James Gordon]] 
[[Barbara Gordon]] 
[[Huntress]] 
;Enemies
[[Anarky]] 
[[The Joker]] 
[[The Riddler]] 
[[The Penguin]] 
[[Two Face]] 
[[Hush]] 
[[Scarecrow]] 

==References==
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==External Links==
{{wikipedia|Batman}}
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{{commonscat|Batman}}
* [http://dc.wikia.com/wiki/Category:Bruce_Wayne_(New_Earth)/Quotes Batman Quotes at the DC Database]
* [http://www.comicbookdb.com/character.php?ID=48 Batman] at the Comic Book Database
* [http://www.batman-on-film.com Batman-on-film.com]
* [http://members.surfbest.net/argentium@surfbest.net/batman.htm Aaron Severson's The Golden Age Batman Chronology]

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Saw 3D

2012-11-03T21:38:55Z

65.0.168.192: /* Jill Tuck */

{{DISPLAYTITLE:''Saw 3D''}}
'''''[[w:Saw 3D|Saw 3D]]''''' is a 2010 film and the final film in the ''Saw'' series. Following his attempted murder, Mark Hoffman hunts down Jill Tuck before she can reveal his identity. Meanwhile, a new wave of terror is unleashed when self-help guru and Jigsaw survivor Bobby Dagen's dark secrets are revealed.
:''Directed by [[w:Kevin Greutert|Kevin Greutert]]. Written by [[w:Patrick Melton|Patrick Melton]] and [[w:Marcus Dunstan|Marcus Dunstan]].''
<center>'''Every Master Craftsman and all True Geniuses always save their Best for Last. '''[[#Taglines|Taglines]]</center>

==[[w:Jigsaw (Saw)|John Kramer/Jigsaw]]==
===Quotes===
* You can't hide. ''[from trailer]''
* This game has a new design. ''[trailer]''
* Fear. Suffering. Death. You haven't seen anything yet. ''[from trailer]''
* All of my work has been leading to this. ''[from trailer]''
* Since the beginning, you have watched others suffer. Now it is your turn to play. ''[from trailer]''
* The last piece of the puzzle is you. ''[from trailer]''
* Game over! ''[from [[Saw (film)|Saw]] flashback]''
* In ancient Egypt, if you were speaking under oath, you were required to say, "If I'm lying, take me to the quarries." [...] I'll tell you what it means. It means, if you knowingly lied on the public record, you were subject to a period of enslavement.
* Congratulations, Dr. Gordon. You survived.

===Tapes===
* ''Hello, Dr. Gordon. You are perhaps my greatest asset. Without you, my work over the last few years would not have been possible. That having been said, I have a request. Watch over Jill and should anything happen to her, I want you to act immediately on my behalf. In return for that, I will keep no more secrets from you. I've showed you a lot of places, but there is one that will be perhaps the most meaningful to you.''

==[[w:Mark Hoffman (Saw)|Mark Hoffman]]==
===Quotes===
* You wanna know the only thing wrong with killing you, Jill? I can only do it once.
* I've been looking for you.
* How do I look?
* Fucking Bitch!
* ''[slamming Jill's head into a table]'' You... fucking... cunt!
* Game over.
* What the fuck do you think you're doing?!
* You can't fucking do this to me!

===Tapes/Videos===
* ''Hello, Brad. Hello, Ryan. I want to play a game. The same woman has played each of you for a fool, manipulating your love for her and causing nothing but pain. Her fun and games pushed you both to break the law to fulfill her material needs. She is toxic. And today, all of your transgressions will be made public. Now you must choose who will drop out of this triangle, for within sixty seconds, one of you must die. If you wish to save her, then the saws must be pushed all the way to one side or the other, sparing her while proving who is indeed the alpha male. Are you both strong enough to walk away from what is destroying you, or will you fight one more time for the heart that binds? You have sixty seconds to decide. Live or die. Make your choice.''
* ''Hello, Evan. I want to play a game. The situation you find yourself in is of your own doing. You, your girlfriend and your friends are all racists. You have intimidated others based on their physical differences. But today, it is you who will run scared. Your pathetic friends follow your every word, Evan. Therefore, you will be the only one capable of saving them and yourself. In thirty seconds, the jacks holding up this car will fall, setting off a deadly chain of events. In order to stop this from happening, you must tear yourself away from the seat to which you are glued. Then you must pull the red lever before you. But no act comes without a sacrifice. You've judged others by the color of their skin, and today, Evan, you will learn that we are all the same color on the inside. Live or die, Evan. The choice is yours.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. I want to play a game. You have amassed wealth, fame and notoriety based on your story of survival. Many have aided in your cause. Few know the truth. You are a liar. You and I both know you have never been in a trap, nor have you ever been tested. Today, these lies will come full circle and you will learn if you truly have what it takes to call yourself a survivor. The cage you find yourself in will symbolize your rebirth. Within the next sixty minutes, you must stay on the path of learning and traverse a series of obstacles to obtain access to your wife, who you have also deceived. If you fail to reach her before the clock runs out, she will die. Live or die, Bobby. Make your choice.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. Before you is one of your trusted colleagues. She has been your publicist for years, knowing your lies, but choosing to speak no evil. She has been richly rewarded for her words, but today, she will be rewarded for her silence. In the X-ray you will see a key - the key to Nina's survival, which will shut off her device. But there's a catch. You have one minute to pull the fishhook from her stomach and unlock the device, or else the four spikes will penetrate her throat, silencing Nina forever. Remember, the spikes will also advance each time the decibel level in this room rises above a whisper, killing her even sooner. Will Nina live or die, Bobby? The choice is yours.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. The feeling running through your body is fear - the fear of not knowing if you have what it takes to survive. Before you is your lawyer, who swore an oath of ethics, but chose to see no evil in order to benefit herself. Once her device begins to rotate, it will pierce her eyes and mouth if you don't delay its movement for at least thirty seconds. To do this, you must step into the other machine and lift the bars to the highest position long enough to close the circuit, slowing down her device. If you do nothing, she will wind to her death before the clock runs out. Do you have what it takes to help her? Make your choice.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. Across from you is your closest friend. He knows all your sins, yet he acts as though he hears no evil. Today, what he hears will be the difference between life and death. Bobby, you must help Cale to walk over the planks and get as close to you as possible. Find your own way across the beams to the key. You must get it over the last span between you. If the noose around Cale's neck is not removed within sixty seconds, a winch will be engaged and your secret will be left hanging. Does Cale live or die, Bobby? The choice is yours.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. Before you is the door that leads to your wife. However, you must first make a choice. As you may have guessed, your decision will be as difficult as pulling teeth. The lock before you requires a four-digit combination to open. However, if it is access you seek, then a true sacrifice will have to be made. Watch and learn, Bobby. The necessary numbers have been etched onto two of your teeth. Look to the chart as a reference for which teeth to pull and in which order to enter the digits. Time is ticking down. You must make your decision quickly.''
* ''Hello, Bobby. You have almost completed your rebirth. However, your final task will be your most difficult. The woman before you symbolizes your success. She is your trophy, and she has seen the good in your message, despite its dishonest beginnings. Today, we will see if you can truly earn her love. To prove your status as a survivor, you must overcome a game that should be all too familiar. You supposedly survived it once already, so it should be easy to survive once again. Pierce the hooks through your chest muscles and the game will begin. In order to free yourself and your wife, you must hoist yourself with these chains and connect the extension cords above you before the clock expires. Both hands will be needed to complete this task, but that should be simple - for as you claimed to understand, the pectoral muscles can easily support your weight. So I ask you, Bobby: when you embrace every day as if it is your last, will it be with your wife? Make your choice.''
* ''Hello, Gibson. Been a long time. What I want is simple. Give me Jill Tuck. You're protecting her despite the fact that she had direct knowledge throughout, which makes her complicit in every death. I'll make you a deal. Give her to me, the game stops, no one else dies. If not, everyone dies and you'll be to blame. Make your choice. The clock's ticking.''
* ''Hello, Gibson. Once again, we're at a moral crossroad. I don't blame you for not giving me Jill Tuck, but you shouldn't let an old grudge cloud your judgement. Look to where you're being led. Look beyond the crossroad to the Clear Dawn. Do you see it?''

==[[w:Jill Tuck|Jill Tuck]]==
* Game over.
* My husband had an accomplice. A person who assisted him in almost every murder. This person will go on killing until he's stopped.
* He is Detective Mark Hoffman.
* I'll give you everything, whatever you want. As long as I have your protection and complete immunity. Do we have a deal?

==[[w:List of Saw characters#Bobby Dagen|Bobby Dagen]]==
* I pretty much realized I couldn't hold on much longer, and I had to accept the fact that I was going to die. And then I saw something. And what I saw was my life. It was... it was a tragedy. I tell you. Something inside me started to grow, something from the bottom of my soul and, I decided to live.
* I hadn't just survived. I was reborn. This was ''my'' life!
* Look around at all these people. Taking their lives for granted. They all found something positive in their experiences
* We shouldn't be ashamed of what we've gone through. Because we're good and we are strong!
* I'd like everybody to look at something. Right here. ''[opens shirt, revealing several scars across his chest]'' These are my scars. Because our minds will heal, but these scars will never go away. This scar should not be a symbol of shame. It should be worn as a badge of courage.
* ''[about Dr. Gordon's appearance at a session with other Jigsaw survivors]'' He's been at these meetings longer than I have. He's fine.
* ''[watching a Jigsaw survivor on TV in a flashback]'' If something like that doesn't get you to change your perspective on life, I don't know what will.
* Nina, please. Please, just for me. Just shut the fuck up!
* Why wouldn't you just SHUT THE FUCK UP?! You just needed to shut up!
* I lied. I was never in a trap.

==[[w:List of Saw characters#Matt Gibson|Matt Gibson]]==
* ''[about Jill]'' She looks crazier than a sack full of cats.
* You've got to give before you can receive in this house, Jill.
* When you told me Hoffman had it in for you, you didn't mention that it was because you tried to kill him!
* You're crazy. I knew you were crazy the minute I laid eyes on you. Crazy. Okay, this is what we're going to do, Crazy.

==[[w:Lawrence Gordon|Lawrence Gordon]]==
* Bravo. To be able to sustain such a traumatic experience and yet find the positive in that grisly act. It's a remarkable feat indeed. [stands] Remarkable. If not a little perverse.
* I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say how ''grateful'' we are to be a part of your... "promotional... DVD." ''[claps mockingly]''
* I don't think so.
* (''Last words'') Game over.

==Other==
* '''Nina:''' ''[to Suzanne]'' Okay, why don't you let me do the public relations and you do the legal paperwork, okay?

* '''Reporter:''' Tonight, a house of horrors was discovered at what used to be known as the Rowan Zoological Institute. The body of Umbrella Health CEO [[w:List of Saw characters#William Easton|William Easton]] has been identified as one of the several victims of this grisly crime scene. However, we have also been informed that there may be as many as seven survivors from this deadly event. Hopefully, the many questions of the police, the FBI and the victims' families may be answered by those seven civilians lucky enough to walk away from this unprecedented display of brutality.

==Dialogue==
:'''Ryan:''' What the fuck is this?
:'''Brad:''' The fuck are you doing here?
:'''Ryan:''' What the fuck are ''you'' doing here?
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:'''Ryan:''' ''[after scarring Brad across the chest with the saw]'' You love him?!
:'''Dina:''' No!
:'''Ryan:''' You love him more than me?!
:'''Dina:''' No, I didn't say that! I always loved you! Do it for me, please. You gotta kill him! Kill Brad! Do it!
:'''Ryan:''' You lying bitch!
:''[Ryan pulls his saw back, aiming the middle one at Dina. Brad pushes his forward, moving it away.]''
:'''Dina:''' What the fuck are you doing?!
:'''Ryan:''' You don't love anybody! ''[to Brad]'' She's a liar. ''[to Dina]'' Fuck you! Fuck you! Brad! Brad, look at me! Is the chick you fucked in your bed two days ago worth one of our lives? Not worth it, man. She's not worth it. Right?!
:'''Brad:''' ''[reluctantly]'' Yeah!
:'''Dina:''' What are you doing, you fucking asshole?!
:'''Ryan:''' I think we're breaking up with you, Dina!
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:'''Jill Tuck:''' Game over.
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' No! No, you fucking bitch!
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:'''Matt Gibson:''' What do we got here?
:'''Rogers:''' That's Jill Tuck, Jigsaw's widow.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' What does she want?
:'''Rogers:''' All she said was that she didn't trust the FBI and she didn't trust homicide.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Well, good.
:'''Rogers:''' And she just wants to talk to you.
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:'''Jill Tuck:''' I need complete immunity.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Why do you want immunity, Ms. Tuck?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Because of what I know.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Which is what?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Do we have a deal?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' You've got to give before you can receive in this house, Jill.
:'''Jill Tuck:''' My husband John had an accomplice. A person who assisted him with almost every murder.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Look, don't get me wrong here. I'm all ears if you've got something legit that you want to put on the table.
:'''Jill Tuck:''' This person will go on killing until he's stopped. You know him. And he definitely knows you.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Is that right?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' He is Detective Mark Hoffman.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' You willing to sign a sworn affidavit?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Yes.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' You swear to be totally open, you tell me everything, no matter how personal or private?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Yes. I'll give you evidence, whatever you want. As long as I have your protection and complete immunity. Do we have a deal?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Oh, yeah. Yeah, we have a deal.
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:'''Reporter:''' Welcome back. We're live with Bobby Dagen, whose national tour, "Survive: My Story of Overcoming Jigsaw," rolls into town this weekend. Now, you're quite the national phenomenon these days, aren't you?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Well, thank you, Pam. It's quite flattering how many people have responded to my story and if I can help a few people along the way, then I'm pleased.
:'''Reporter:''' Now, you survived a trap created by the infamous Jigsaw Killer. Correct?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Yes, ma'am.
:'''Reporter:''' Well, everyone must ask you this question: what was that like?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' ''[pause]'' Life changing. It was something I never anticipated. Quite honestly, something that should've killed me.
:'''Reporter:''' Tell me more. Tell me about the actual experience.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I-I-I actually have no recollection of how I got there. I just remember the feeling of waking up trapped. I had to insert two hooks into my pectoral muscles and hoist myself up to a platform.
:'''Reporter:''' You put the hooks in yourself?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I did. I pretty much realized I couldn't hold on much longer, and I had to accept the fact that I was going to die. And then I saw something. And what I saw was my life. It was... it was a tragedy. I achieved nothing. Right then. Something inside me started to grow, something from the bottom of my soul and, I just - I decided to live. I found the strength I'd long thought had expired, and I just yanked, and I yanked, and when I got to the top, I just ripped the hooks out of my chest. It was-it was- there was blood everywhere and I just screamed. I just sat there and screamed. Because I hadn't just survived. I was reborn. This was ''my'' life!
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:'''Joyce Dagen:''' ''[after Bobby has been chewed out for not following a script]'' Don't worry about them. You looked great.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Yeah?
:'''Joyce Dagen:''' Your story's real and people feel that. I know you can get overwhelmed at times. But we have to keep moving forward, Bobby. You were meant to do this.
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:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Sidney, look at me. You made a decision. How did that make you feel?
:'''Sidney Harris:''' Free. He was abusive. I tried to stop it before, but it wasn't until that moment that I really did something. It was him or me and I chose to live. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
:'''Simone:''' That's a bunch of bullshit. He had to ''die'' for you to leave him? You know the best thing that happened to me after having to cut off my own arm is handicapped parking at the damn mall! What the hell is a camera here for, anyway?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I am simply here to illustrate the fact that a traumatic experience such as the kind that each one of us have been forced to endure can have a positive outcome. That's all.
:'''Simone:''' Yeah. Like what?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' A new perspective on life. ''[she starts to say something]'' Wait! ''[stands]'' I know. I understand that you're not that place yet. I understand and I respect that. But you look around at all these people, taking their lives for granted. Eventually they all found something positive in their experience. We should never be ashamed of what we've gone through. Because we're good and we are strong! ''[begins unbuttoning his shirt]'' You know what? I'd like everybody to look at something. Right here. ''[opens his shirt, revealing several scars across his chest]'' These are my scars. Because our minds will heal, but these scars will never go away. This scar should not be a symbol of shame. It should be worn as a badge of courage. You know, eariler, I... spoke of valuing your loved ones. But to be perfectly honest, it was something I never did prior to my ordeal. But since then, I have found someone who has truly become my rock. Joyce, if you could... ''[she comes up to him]'' Please. This is my lovely wife, Joyce.
:'''Joyce Dagen:''' I love you. ''[kisses him]''
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I love you, too, baby.
:'''Lawrence Gordon:''' ''[clapping]'' Bravo. To be able to sustain such a ''traumatic'' experience and, uh, and yet find the positive in that grisly act. It's a remarkable feat indeed. ''[stands, and approaches the group]'' Remarkable. If not a little perverse. I'm sure I speak for everyone here when I say how ''grateful'' we are to be a part of your... ''promotional''... DVD. ''[claps mockingly; the group joins in]''
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:'''Cale:''' So, what's with the creepy guy with the cane? Someone I should know about?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' No. No, he's been at these meetings longer than I have. He's fine.
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:'''Matt Gibson:''' ''[eating an apple, looking at two charred halves of a corpse]'' What happened to him?
:'''Dr. Heffner:''' They always tell you not to smoke at the gas station.
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:'''Matt Gibson:''' ''[answers cell phone]'' What's up, man?
:'''Rogers:''' I'm at a junkyard on 58.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Why?
:'''Rogers:''' Call came in about a car crash.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Car crash. Why are you there?
:'''Rogers:''' It's not just a car crash. It's a trap.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' How many bodies?
:'''Rogers:''' Enough pieces to make four.
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:'''Rogers:''' What do you think?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Why? Why this display? Why them? Why now?
:'''Rogers:''' We know he likes to put on a show.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' No. There's gotta be something else.
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:''[Bobby finds himself in a round cage with S.U.R.V.I.V.E etched onto the bottom.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Help! ''[begins kicking at the floor of the cage]''
:''[Billy appears on a TV.]''
:'''Tape:''' ''Hello, Bobby. I want to play a game. You have amassed wealth, fame and notoriety based on your story of survival. Many have aided in your cause. Few know the truth. You are a liar. You and I both know you have never been in a trap, nor have you ever been tested. Today, these lies will come full circle and you will learn if you truly have what it takes to call yourself a survivor. The cage you find yourself in will symbolize your rebirth.''
:''[Joyce appears on the TV]''
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Joyce? No! Joyce! No! Please, no!
:''[Billy appears back on the TV]''
:'''Tape:''' ''Within the next sixty minutes, you must stay on the path of learning and traverse a series of obstacles to obtain access to your wife, who you have also deceived. If you fail to reach her before the clock runs out, she will die. Live or die, Bobby. Make your choice.''
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:'''''[Flashback]'''''
:'''Newscaster:''' ''[on TV]'' Another Jigsaw survivor has come forward. As the city stays crippled in fear from the Jigsaw killings, chilling new words from the latest survivor provide a reminder of the physical and mental toll these deadly games can take.
:'''Joan:''' ''[on TV]'' This horrible event was happening to me and in that moment, that moment that this thing threatened to take everything away, even the pain, I realized what I still had left to give. And I didn't want to let that go. It gave me light. That pure moment of absolute horror gave me light and, as wrong as this may seem, I'm better for enduring it. I'm stronger. And, I must admit, I'm grateful for it. I'm grateful it happened to me, and I wish the same for everyone like me.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' If something like that doesn't get you to change your perspective on life, I don't know what will.
:'''Cale:''' Yeah. And if those people weren't so fucked up after their games, they'd make a mint selling those stories.
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:''[Gibson sets the Reverse Beartap 2.0 on a desk]''
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Well, that's a real clever design. Yours or your husband's?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Everything was him.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Right. Well, here's my problem. ''That'' was left for me and ''your'' fingerprints were all over it! ''[stands]'' When you told me Hoffman had it in for you, you didn't mention that it was because you tried to kill him! There's a new game going on. Does that surprise you?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' No.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' No? No? You're crazy. I knew you were crazy the minute I laid eyes on you. Crazy. Okay, this is what we're going to do, Crazy. Until I get to Mark Hoffman, this is your new home. Get comfy.
:'''Jill Tuck:''' What makes you think he can't find me here?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Jill! It's a safe house! Safe house! Safe. House. You get it?
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:'''Palmer:''' Gibson. ''[shows him a disk]'' This was sent here, addressed to Jill. Hoffman knows her location.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Goddammit!
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:'''Matt Gibson:''' What?
:'''Rogers:''' We just had a small explosion here at a car from the crime scene.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Okay, is anyone hurt?
:''[there is a large explosion]''
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Rogers? Rogers, you okay?
:'''Rogers:''' Yeah.
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:'''''[Flashback]'''''
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Name, sir?
:'''John Kramer:''' John. With an "H," without an "H." Doesn't matter.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Well, John with an "H" this time.
:'''John Kramer:''' You got quite an army working for you here, don't you? Must be spreading a pretty good word.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Well, we try to reach as many people as possible. You know?
:'''John Kramer:''' You don't see anything wrong with that?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' No. Uh, no sir. I don't. ''[finishes signing, then hands him the book]''
:'''John Kramer:''' You know, history is a passion for me. In ancient Egypt, if you were speaking under oath, you were required to say, "If I'm lying, take me to the quarries." That mean anything to you?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' No, sir. No, sir. It doesn't.
:'''John Kramer:''' Well, I'll tell you what it means. It means, if you knowingly lied on the public record, that you were subject to a period of enslavement.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' What are you implying here, sir?
:'''John Kramer:''' I'm not implying anything.
:'''Cale:''' Move along, buddy. He signed your book.
:'''John Kramer:''' Thanks for the signature. ''[slides the book jacket off]'' Nice picture, but I don't need it. We've met.
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:'''Matt Gibson:''' ''[shows Jill a picture of Bobby Dagen]'' Do you know this guy?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' I've seen him on TV but I don't know him.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Did your husband?
:'''Jill Tuck:''' I don't know.
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:''[Bobby gets the key to Cale's trap with eight seconds left]''
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I've got the key! ''[Cale shouts]''
:'''Cale:''' Hurry up! Throw me that fucking key!
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Cale! I've got to throw you the key! ''[he cups his hands]'' Cup your hands closer to your chest! I'm going to throw it to you on three, all right? One... two... three!
:''[He throws the key to Cale. It bounces off him before he can grab it and falls to the second floor.]''
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' No!
:'''Cale:''' Oh, fuck me.
:''[a winch hauls him up, leaving him to strangle to death]''
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:'''Bobby Dagen:''' Joyce!
:'''Joyce:''' Bobby! I knew you'd make it. I knew you'd find me.
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' I'm so sorry.
:'''Joyce:''' I knew you could do it!
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' ''[runs down the platform]'' I just got to get you...
:'''Joyce:''' Get me out!
:''[Bobby grabs one of the wires surrounding Joyce, which shocks him and knocks him backwards]''
:'''Joyce:''' Bobby! There's got to be another way!
:''[Billy appears on a TV]''
:'''Tape:''' ''Hello, Bobby. You have almost completed your rebirth. However, your final task will be your most difficult. The woman before you symbolizes your success. She is your trophy, and she has seen the good in your message, despite its dishonest beginnings.''
:'''Joyce:''' What's he talking about?
:'''Tape:''' ''Today, we will see if you can truly earn her love.''
:'''Joyce:''' Bobby?
:'''Tape:''' ''To prove your status as a survivor, you must overcome a game that should be all too familiar. You supposedly survived it once already, so it should be easy to survive once again. Pierce the hooks through your chest muscles and the game will begin. In order to free yourself and your wife, you must hoist yourself with these chains and connect the extension cords above you before the clock expires. Both hands will be needed to complete this task, but that should be simple. For, as you claimed to understand, the pectoral muscles can easily support your weight. So I ask you, Bobby: when you embrace every day as if it is your last, will it be with your wife? Make your choice.''
:'''Joyce:''' What's he talking about?
:'''Bobby Dagen:''' ''[holding one of the chains]'' Baby, I'm so sorry. I lied. I was never in a trap.
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:''[Gibson notices a statue similar to the one from the video]''
:'''''[Flashback]'''''
:'''Matt Gibson:''' I know that from somewhere.
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' Make your choice. Clock's ticking. ''[turns off the video camera]''
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Bag the other bodies, get them back to the coroner's office right away.
:'''''[Present]'''''
:'''Officer:''' What is this, sir?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Hoffman tapped into the station's security system. He's been watching us the whole time. ''[realizes that Hoffman has switched places with one of the dead bodies in the garage trap]'' Oh, my god. ''[calls the police station]''
:'''Palmer:''' This is Palmer.
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Listen, you get every available officer back to the station!
:'''Palmer:''' I'm sorry?
:'''Matt Gibson:''' Right now!
:''[a turret gun suddenly appears from behind a group of barrels and kills Gibson and the two officers]''
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:'''Jill Tuck:''' Someone's out there.
:''[Rogers turns around and faces the mirror. Hoffman shoots him through the glass.]''
:'''Jill Tuck:''' Oh, my god! No! ''[screaming]'' Help me! Help me! Somebody?! Help me! No! ''[grabs a pen]''
:''[Hoffman enters the room]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' I've been looking for you.
:''[Hoffman takes the key from Rogers and enters the cell.; Hoffman grabs Jill's head.]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' How do I look?
:''[Jill stabs him in the neck with the pen and runs out]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' Fucking... ''[pulls the pen out]'' bitch!
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:''[Hoffman is attacked by two people in pig masks. A third jams him in the neck with a syringe. As Hoffman collapses, the third reveals himself as Dr. Gordon]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' What the fuck?
:'''''[Flashback]'''''
:''[Jill delivers an envelope to Dr. Gordon's office. He opens this, finds a videotape inside, and plays it]''
:'''John Kramer:''' ''[on tape] Hello, Dr. Gordon. You are perhaps my greatest asset.''
:''[John finds Gordon passed out in a hallway after cauterizing his foot and drags him away]''
:'''John Kramer:''' ''[splashes water from a pipe on him]'' Congratulations, Dr. Gordon. You survived.
:''[John dresses Lawrence's stump and fits a prosthetic foot onto it]''
:'''Tape:''' ''Without you, my work over the last few years would not have been possible.''
:''[Lawrence sews the key behind Michael's eye]''
:'''Lawrence Gordon:''' ''[shows John a picture of Dr. Denlon]'' Dr. Lynn Denlon. Jeff's wife. She'll be perfect.
:''[Lawrence sews Trevor's eyes shut]''
:'''Trevor:''' My eyes! I can't see!
:''[Lawrence writes the note Hoffman found in Saw V]''
:'''''[Present]'''''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' Fuck...
:''[Hoffman tries to grab Lawrence, but he shoves him away with his cane]''
:'''''[Flashback]'''''
:'''Tape:''' ''That having been said, I have a request. Watch over Jill, and should anything happen to her, I want you to act immediately on my behalf. In return for that...''
:'''''[Present]'''''
:''[Lawrence turns on the lights to the bathroom]''
:'''Tape:''' ''[Narrating] I will keep no more secrets from you. I've showed you a lot of places, but there is one that will be perhaps the most meaningful to you.''
:''[Hoffman wakes and realizes he is chained to a pipe. He reaches for a hacksaw, but Lawrence pulls it away and picks it up.]''
:'''Lawrence Gordon:''' I don't think so.
:''[He throws the hacksaw out of the room]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' What do you think you're doing? ''[Lawrence turns to leave]'' What the fuck do you think you're doing?! Huh?!
:''[Lawrence briefly glances at his foot, then faces Hoffman and turns off the lights]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' No! You can't fucking do this to me! Fuck you! No!
:'''Lawrence Gordon:''' '''Game over!''' ''[shuts the door]''
:'''Mark Hoffman:''' '''''No!'''''

==Taglines==
* Every Master Craftsman And All True Geniuses Always Save Their Best For Last
* Witness the Final ''Saw''
* The Traps Come Alive
* The Time has Come for All to Experience The Last Act Of a Legend
* This Halloween Witness the Final Cut
* Shot in State of the Art 3D
* In Mind-Blowing 3D
* In Eye-Popping 3D
* In Heart Pounding 3D
* Will You Survive Until the End?
* The Final Chapter

==Cast==
* '''[[w:Tobin Bell|Tobin Bell]] - John Kramer/Jigsaw'''
* '''[[w:Costas Mandylor|Costas Mandylor]] - Mark Hoffman'''
* '''[[w:Betsy Russell|Besty Russell]] - Jill Tuck'''
* '''[[w:Cary Elwes|Cary Elwes]] - Dr. Lawrence Gordon'''
* '''[[w:Sean Patrick Flanery|Sean Patrick Flanery]] - Bobby Dagen'''
* '''[[w:Chad Donella|Chad Donella]] - Matt Gibson'''
* '''[[w:Gina Holden|Gina Holden]] - Joyce Dagen'''
* '''Laurence Anthony - Rogers'''
* '''[[w:Dean Armstrong|Dean Armstrong]] - Cale'''
* '''Naomi Snieckus - Nina'''
* '''Rebecca Marshall - Suzanne'''
* '''James Van Patten - Dr. Heffner'''
* '''[[w:Sebastian Pigott|Sebastian Pigott]] - Brad'''
* '''Jon Cor - Ryan'''
* '''Anne Greene - Dina'''
* '''[[w:Chester Bennington|Chester Bennington]] - Evan'''
* '''Dru Viergever - Dan'''
* '''[[w:Gabby West|Gabby West]] - Kara'''
* '''Benjamin Clost - Jake'''
* '''[[w:Olunike Adeliyi|Olunike Adeliyi]] - Sidney'''
* '''[[w:Ishan Morris|Ishan Morris]] - Alex'''
* '''[[w:Ned Bellamy|Ned Bellamy]] - Jeff Ridenhour'''
* '''[[w:Tanedra Howard|Tanedra Howard]] - Simone'''
* '''[[w:Shauna MacDonald|Shauna MacDonald]] - Tara
* '''Janelle Hutchison - Addy'''
* '''Larissa Gomes - Emily'''
* '''[[w:Greg Bryk|Greg Bryk]] - Mallick Scott'''

==See Also==
* '''''[[Saw (short)|"Saw"]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw (film)|Saw]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw II]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw III]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw IV]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw V]]'''''
* '''''[[Saw VI]]'''''

==External links==
{{wikipedia}}
* ''[http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/saw3d/ Saw 3D]'' at [[w:Rotten Tomatoes|Rotten Tomatoes]]
* [http://saw3dmovie.com/ Official Site]

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[[it:Saw 3D - Il capitolo finale]]

Avatar: The Last Airbender

2012-02-08T06:52:25Z

65.0.139.56: /* The Eclipse */

'''''[[w:Avatar: The Last Airbender|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''''' ([[w: 2005|2005]] - [[w: 2008|2008]]) is an [[w:United States|American]] [[w:animated television series|animated television series]] airing on [[w:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]]. It follows the adventures of Aang, the successor to a long line of Avatars, and his friends Katara, Sokka and later Toph, and their two animal companions Appa and Momo in their quest to save the world from the merciless Fire Nation, while avoiding capture from pursuers including Prince Zuko and other hunters from the Fire Nation.
== Book 1: Water ==
=== Chapter 1: The Boy in the Iceberg ===

:'''Katara''': ''[voiceover]''Water, Earth, Fire, Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation], and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads and that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow the Avatar will return to save the world.

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:'''Sokka''': It`s not getting away from me this time! Watch and learn, Katara. This is how you catch a fish!
:'''Katara''': .......!! Sokka ... look!

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:'''Zuko''': I don't want any tea! I need to capture the Avatar!

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:'''[[w:Aang|Aang]]''': This is Appa, my [[w:List of Avatar: The Last Airbender creatures#Flying Bison|flying bison]].
:'''Sokka''' ''(sarcastically)'': Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

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:'''Aang''': ''[to Katara]'' Come... closer... closer... Will you go penguin sledding with me?

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:'''Aang''': (to Katara) If you want to be a bender, you have to let go of fear.

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:'''Sokka''': (to Aang, who is playing around) Stop! Stop it right now! What's wrong with you? We don't have time for fun and games with the war going on.
:'''Aang''': War? What war?

=== Chapter 2: The Avatar Returns ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating...you're just a child!
:'''[[w:Aang|Aang]]''': Well, ''you're'' just a teenager.
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:'''Iroh''': Good news for the Fire Lord. The nation's greatest threat is just a little kid.
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:'''Sokka''': ''(to himself as he chops at the ice holding his feet down)'' I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

=== Chapter 3: The Southern Air Temple ===

:'''Iroh''': So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [''Iroh and Zuko leave'']
:'''Zuko''': Did you really mean that, Uncle?
:'''Iroh''': Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

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:'''Katara''':Aang? Before we get to the temple, I want to talk to you about the airbenders.
:'''Aang''': What about 'em?
:'''Katara''': Well, I just want you to be prepared for what you might see. The Fire Nation is ruthless. They killed my mother and they could have done the same to your people.
:'''Aang''': Just because no one has seen an airbender doesn't mean the Fire Nation killed them all... They probably escaped.
:'''Katara''': I know it's hard to accept.
:'''Aang''': You don't understand, Katara. The only way to get to an airbender temple is on a flying bison, and I doubt the Fire Nation has any flying bison.
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:'''Aang''': This whole Avatar thing... maybe the monks made a mistake.
:'''Gyatso''': The only mistake they made was telling you before you turned sixteen. But we can't concern ourselves with what was. We must act on what is.
:'''Aang''': But Gyatso, how do I know if I'm ready for this?
:'''Gyatso''': Your questions will be answered when you are old enough to enter the Air Temple sanctuary. Inside you will meet someone who will guide you on your journey.
:'''Aang''': ''(really happy)'' Who is it?
:'''Gyatso''': When you are ready he will reveal himself to you.

=== Chapter 4: The Warriors of Kyoshi ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': [''Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around''] How am I going to find the Avatar, [[w:Iroh|Uncle]]? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
:[''Cut to [[w:Sokka|Sokka]], looking at a similar map'']
:'''[[w:Sokka|Sokka]]''': [''to [[w:Aang|Aang]]''] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
:'''Aang''': No but I know it's near water (zooms out to show the ocean below)
:'''Sokka''': We must be getting close, then.
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:'''Katara''': What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
:'''Sokka''': Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
:'''Katara''': [''with exaggerated happiness''] All done with your pants! [''throws them, they hit Sokka in the head''] And look what a great job I did!
:'''Sokka''': Wait! I can't wear this! Katara! [''sticks his hand through the hole in his pants'']
:'''Aang''': Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
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:'''Sokka''': (straining at his bonds) Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
:'''Suki''': There were no men. ''We'' ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
:'''Sokka''': Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
:'''Suki''': A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.
:'''Katara''': No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.

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:'''Katara''': He's just upset because a bunch of ''girls'' kicked his butt yesterday.
:'''Sokka''': They snuck up on me!
:'''Katara''': Right. And ''then'' they kicked your butt.

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:'''Sokka''': [''feeling proud to wear the Kyoshi uniform''] Bravery and Honor.
:[''Aang passes by and pops his head at the door'']
:'''Aang''': Hey Sokka! Nice dress!

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=== Chapter 5: The King of Omashu ===
:''[Aang, Katara and Sokka walk toward Omashu's gate, but are stopped by the gate guards, one of which positions a rock over Aang's head]''
:'''Gate Guard''': Halt! State your business here.
:'''Aang''': ''[runs up to the guard]'' ''[elderly voice]'' My business is ''my'' business young man and none of yours! I've got a good mind to put you over my knee and paddle your backside!
:'''Gate Guard''': Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are.
:'''Aang''': Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis, the Third, and these are my grandkids.
:'''Katara''' [''now smiling serenely'']: Hi, June Pipinpadaloxicopolis. Nice to meet you.
:'''Gate Gaurd''': ''[to Katara]'' You seem like a responsible young lady. See to it that your grandfather stays out of trouble. Enjoy Omashu.
:''[Aang, Katara and Sokka walk to the gate until the guard stops Sokka]''
:'''Gate Guard''': ''[places a hand on Sokka's shoulder]'' Wait a minute... ''[Sokka becomes nervous]'' ...you're a strong young man. Show some respect for the elderly and carry your grandfather's bag!
:'''Aang''': Good idea! ''[throws Sokka his bag]''

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:'''King Bumi''': There's an airbender in our presence and not just any airbender, the Avatar! Now what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Pipinpadaloxicopolis?!

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:'''King Bumi''': Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
:'''Guard''': My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?
:'''King Bumi''': The newly refurbished chamber.
:'''Guard''': Wait, which one are we talking about?
:'''King Bumi''': The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

=== Chapter 6: Imprisoned ===

:'''Katara''': Earthbenders! You don't know me, but I know of you. Every child of my water tribe village was rocked to sleep with stories of the brave Earth Kingdom and the courageous earthbenders who guard its borders. Some of you may think that the Fire Nation has made you powerless. Yes, they have taken away your ability to bend, but they can't take away your courage and it is your courage they should truly fear! Because it runs deeper than any mine you've been forced to dig, any ocean that keeps you far from home. It is the strength of your hearts that make you who you are, hearts that will remain unbroken when all rock and stone has eroded away. The time to fight back is now! I can tell you the Avatar has returned! So remember your courage, earthbenders, let us fight for our freedom!

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:'''Warden''': Tell me exactly what you saw.
:'''Captain''': Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
:'''Warden''': A what?
:'''Guard''': It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
:'''Warden''': Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
:'''Captain''': Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
:'''Warden''': (angry): I'll decide what the point is, fool!

''
(Warden throws the Captain over the railing. A scream trails off into nothing as a splash of water is heard. Cut back to the Warden and the remaining guard.)''

:'''Warden''': You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
:'''Guard''': Sir?
:'''Warden''': What!?
:'''Guard''': That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So…
:'''Warden''': Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.

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:'''Tyro''': For the Earth Kingdom, ATTACK!

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:'''Warden''': No, please! I can't swim!
:'''Tyro''': Don't worry. I hear cowards float.

=== Chapter 7: Winter Solstice Part 1: The Spirit World ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': [To a bathing Iroh] Enough. we need to leave now! Get out of the water.
:'''Iroh''': Very well. (stands up)
:'''Zuko''': [Looks away in horror] On second thought, why don't you take another few minutes.

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:'''Sokka''': Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.

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:''[After Aang calms the spirit of the forest, Sokka and other villagers are brought back]''
:'''Katara''': Sokka!
:''[Katara runs to Sokka and hugs him]''
:'''Sokka''': What happened?
:'''Katara''': You were in the spirit world for 24 hours. How do you feel?
:'''Sokka''': Like I seriously have to use the bathroom! ''[runs off]''

=== Chapter 8: Winter Solstice Part 2: Avatar Roku ===

:'''Iroh''': Sailing into [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] Waters... Of all the foolish things you've done in your 16 years, Prince Zuko, this is the most foolish!
:'''Zuko''': I have no choice, Uncle.
:'''Iroh''': Have you completely forgotten that the Fire Lord banished you! What if you are caught?
:'''Zuko''': I'm chasing the Avatar, my father will understand why I'm returning home.
:'''Iroh''': You give him too much credit. My brother is not the understanding type!

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:'''Katara''': Sokka! You're a genius!
:'''Aang''': Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
:'''Sokka''': Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
:'''Katara''': You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it ''looks'' like it did.
:'''Aang''': Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?

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:'''Roku''': It's good to see you, Aang. ''[He smiles slightly]'' What took you so long?

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:'''[http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Roku]''': Mastering the elements takes years of discipline and practise. But if the world is to survive, you must do it by summer's end.
:'''Aang''': What if I can't master all the elements in time? What if I fail?
:'''Roku''': I know you can do it, Aang, for you have done it before.

=== Chapter 9: The Waterbending Scroll ===

:'''Aang''': I know how to deal with these guys, Katara. Pirates love to haggle. Watch and learn. ''[walks over the Pirate Captain.]'' What say ye to the price of... ''one'' copper piece!
:'''Pirate Captain''': Hahaha! The price is 200 gold pieces. I don't haggle on items this rare.
:'''Aang''': Okay, ''two'' copper pieces!
:'''Pirate Captain''': It's not as amusing the second time, boy.

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:'''Iroh''': ''(after diverting their ship to replace a lost game piece)'' I've checked all the shops on this pier. Not a lotus tile in the entire marketplace.
:'''Zuko''': It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of time ''for everyone''!
:'''Iroh''': Quite the contrary. I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for ''(crew members begin to walk past carrying Iroh's purchases)'' is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!
:'''Zuko''': You bought a Tsunghi horn?
:'''Iroh''': For music night on the ship. Now, if we only had some woodwinds.

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:''[Pirates capture Aang in net.]''
:'''Pirate''': I got him, come on!
:'''Sokka''': Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
:''[Pirates capture him in a net too.]''

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:''[Pirate Captain and Zuko are fighting]''
:'''Iroh''': Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?
:'''Zuko''': We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle!
:'''Iroh''': It's no proverb. ''[Aang and others getting away in pirate ship]''
:'''Pirate Captain''': Bleeding hog monkeys! ''[Zuko laughs; the pirates laugh as they drift after Aang and his friends]''
:'''Zuko''': Hey! That's ''my'' boat! ''[runs after them]''
:'''Iroh''': Maybe it should be a proverb.

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:'''Katara''': Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
:'''Aang''': No, Katara, it's not.
:'''Iroh''': Yeah, it kind of is.
:'''Zuko''': ''(charing up)'' Give me the boy.
:'''Pirate Captain''': You give us the scroll.
:'''Sokka''': You're really gonna hand over the Avatar for a stupid piece of parchment!?
:'''Zuko''': ''(about Sokka)'' Don't listen to him! He's trying to turn us against each other.
:'''Pirate Captain''': ''(to Sokka about Aang)'' Your friend is the Avatar?
:'''Sokka''': Sure is, and I'll bet he'll fetch a lot more on the black market then that fancy scroll.
:'''Zuko''': Shut your mouth, you Water Tribe peasant!
:'''Aang''': ''(sternly)'' Yeah, Sokka. You really should shut your mouth...
:'''Sokka''': ''(still trying to con the priates)'' I'm just sayin', it's bad business sense. Just imagine how much the Fire Lord would pay for the Avatar. You guys would be set for life!

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:'''Zuko''': Tell me where he is and I won’t hurt you or your brother.
:'''Katara''': Go jump in the river! ''(Zuko pauses)''
:'''Zuko''': Try to understand. I need to capture him to restore something I’ve lost. ''(Katara jerks her head away from Zuko)'' Perhaps in exchange, I can restore something you’ve lost.
:'''Katara''': My mother’s necklace! How did you get that?!
:'''Zuko''': I didn’t steal it if that’s what you’re wondering. ''Tell me'' where he is.
:'''Katara''': No!

=== Chapter 10: Jet ===

:'''Sokka''': Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
:'''Katara''': What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
:'''Sokka''': ''(sarcastically)'' He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
:[''Appa angrily bellows'']
:'''Aang''': (soothing Appa) Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
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:'''Katara''': (sarcastically) Okay, we'll try it your way, O' Wise Leader.
:'''Aang''': Who knows? Walking might be fun! (''Later'') Walking stinks!
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(''Aang complains about walking'')
:'''Katara''': (mockingly) Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know ''everything!''
:'''Sokka''': (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.
:'''Aang''': I'm ''tired'' of carrying this pack.
:'''Katara''': You know who you should ask to carry it for awhile? Sokka's instincts!
:'''Aang''': Hey, that's a great idea! Hey! Sokka's instincts! Would you mind--?
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:'''Katara''': "Jet, you monster!"
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(''Katara stares romanticly at Jet as they assend to Jet's hideout'')
:'''Aang''': (swinging on a rope with Momo on top of him) Nice place ya got!
(''Katara and Jet stare down into the forest'')
:'''Katara''': It's beautiful up here!
:'''Jet''': It's beautiful, and more importantly, the Fire Nation can't find us.
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:'''Aang''': But we thought you were going to the dam. How come you went to the town insted?
:'''Katara''': Let me guess, Your instincts told you?
:'''Sokka''': Hey, sometimes they're right.
:'''Aang''': Uh, Sokka, you know we're going the wrong way right?
:'''Sokka''' And sometimes they're wrong.

=== Chapter 11: The Great Divide ===

:'''Katara''': Sokka, you're supposed to put the tarp on ''top'' of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on?
:'''Sokka''': Ordinarily you'd be right, but seeing as it's the dry season, you're not. Besides, that tarp makes a pretty warm blanket.
:'''Katara''': But what if it does rain?
:'''Sokka''': What if it doesn't? Then I would've put the tarp up for nothing.
:'''Katara''': Arrgh! You're infuriating!
:'''Sokka''': Katara, why don't you worry about gathering the firewood, cause that kindling's looking pretty sorry.
:'''Katara''': Well if you don't like my firewood...!
:''(throws twigs at Sokka)
:'''Sokka''': Fine by me! If you're not gonna do your job...!
:''(pulls down tent)
:'''Aang''': Okay, guys, I got the grub if you guys got the... Hey, where's the campfire? And what happened to the tent?
:'''Sokka''': Why don't you ask Miss Know-It-All, queen of the twigs.
:'''Katara''': Oh, yeah, well you're Mr. Lazy Bum, king of the.. ''[picks up a twig and throws it at Sokka]'' ..tents!
::

:'''Aang''': "Harsh words won't solve problems, action will."

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:'''Sokka''': That's some luck you knew Jin Wai and Wai Jin.
:'''Aang''': You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.
:'''Sokka''': What?!
:'''Aang''': I made the whole thing up.
:'''Katara''': ''(shocked)'' You did not! ''(then, in devilish admiration)'' That is so wrong.

=== Chapter 12: The Storm ===
:'''Zuko''': I won't fight you.
:'''Fire Lord Ozai''': You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher.
:''[Zuko screams as Ozai firebends at him, causing the scar on his eye]''
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:'''Sokka''': I'm too young to die!
:'''Fisherman''': I'm not, but I still don't wanna!
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:'''Katara''': You ran away.
:'''Aang''': ''(looking at Katara)'' And then the Fire Nation attacked our temple. My people needed me, and I wasn't there to help.
:'''Katara''': You don't know what would've...
:'''Aang''': The world needed me, and I wasn't there to help!
:'''Katara''': Aang?
:'''Aang''': The fisherman was right. I did turn my back on the world.
:'''Katara''': You're being too hard on yourself. Even if you did run away, I think it was meant to be. If you stayed, you would have been killed with all the other airbenders.
:'''Aang''': You don't know that.
:'''Katara''': I know it's meant to be this way. The world needs you now. You give people hope.
:'''Katara''': Maybe there's a bright side to all of this.
:'''Aang''': I did get to meet you!
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:'''Iroh''': After the duel, the Fire Lord said that by refusing to duel, Zuko showed shameful weakness and so he was banished and sent to capture the Avatar.
:'''Lt. Jee''': So that's why he's so obsessed. Capturing the Avatar is his only chance he has of things returning to normal.
:'''Iroh''': Things will never return to normal, but the important thing is the Avatar gives Zuko hope.

=== Chapter 13: The Blue Spirit ===

:'''Aang''': ''(to the Herbalist)'' You're insane, aren't you?
:'''The Herbalist''': That's right!

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:''(Katara starts coughing)''
:'''Aang''': Oh no, not you too.
:'''Katara''': Relax, It was just a little cough. I'm fin--
:''(She coughs again)''
:'''Aang''': That's how Sokka started. Now look at him! He thinks he's an Earthbender!
:'''Sokka''' ''(delirious)'': Take that, you rock!

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:'''Aang''': ''(to Zuko)'': You know what the worst part of being born over a hundred years ago is? I miss all the friends I used to hang out with. Before the war started, I used to always visit my friend Kuzon. The two of us, we'd get in and out of so much trouble together. He was one of the best friends I ever had, and he was from the Fire Nation just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?
:'''Zuko''': ''(Screams while using firebending at Aang)''

=== Chapter 14: The Fortuneteller ===

:''Katara puts on the necklace Aang made for her''
:'''Katara''': (to Aang) So, how do I look?
:'''Aang''': (''blushes'') You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.

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:'''Sokka''': You can't ''really'' tell the future.
:'''Katara''': I guess you're not ''really'' getting wet then.
:''(Platypus bear egg flies out of Sokka's hands)''
:'''Sokka''': Ah ah aha ah ah (starts gibbering) Of course she predicted it was gonna rain. The sky's been gray all day!
:'''Katara''': Just admit you might be wrong and you can come under the umbrella.
:'''Sokka''': Look, I'm gonna predict the future now. It's going to keep drizzling. See?
:''(Rain stops and becomes sunny)''
:'''Aang''': Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.

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:'''Aunt Wu''': Your destiny...this is incredible! You will be involved in a great battle! An awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil! A battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
:'''Aang''': Yeah, yeah, I knew that already. But did it say anything about a girl?

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:''[The volcano rumbles and smolders in the distance]''
:'''Sokka''': Look! Can your fortune telling explain that?
:'''Villager''': (''scoffs'') Can your science explain how it rains?
:'''Sokka''': Yes! Yes it can!

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:'''Aang''': Hey, Katara.
:'''Katara''': Can you believe she won't let me in? And after all the business I've given her!
:'''Aang''': But she doesn't even charge.
:'''Katara''': I know, but still.

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:'''Sokka''': I can't believe all these saps! Someone ''really'' needs to scream some sense into these people.
:'''Aang''': They seem happy, Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': Not for long. I'm gonna prove to them Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. ''(he turns to a villager)'' Hey, you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red slippers, right?
:'''Villager''': Yeah. She said I'd meet my true love wearing red slippers.
:'''Sokka''' ''(slyly)'': Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
:'''Villager''': Every day.
:'''Sokka''' ''(angrily)'': THEN OF COURSE IT'S GONNA COME TRUE!
:'''Villager''' ''(excitedly)'': Really?! You think so?! I'm so excited!

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:'''Sokka''': I DON'T CARE WHAT AUNT WU TOLD YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH SOME TIME!!

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:'''Sokka''': No offense, but I hope this has taught everyone a lesson about not relying too much on fortune telling.
:'''Villager w/ hat''': But Aunt Wu predicted the village ''wouldn't'' be destroyed, and it wasn't! She was right, after all.
(Sokka zooms forward)
:'''Sokka''': ''I hate you.''

=== Chapter 15: Bato of the Water Tribe ===

:'''Zuko''': ''(pushing through a crowd)'' Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
:'''Iroh''': He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly...
:'''Zuko''': I need to talk to you.
:'''June''': Well, if it isn't my new friends, Angry Boy and Uncle Lazy.
[''Iroh laughs heartily for a moment.'']

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:'''Zuko''': ''(passing the Herbalist Institute)'' We're looking for someone.
:'''Herbalist''': I hope it's not Miyuki. ''(looks at Miyuki)'' Miyuki, did you get in trouble with the [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] again? (meows)

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:'''Aunt Wu''': Care to hear your fortune, handsome?
:'''Iroh''': At my age there is really only one big surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Katara)'' Where is he? Where's the Avatar?
:'''Sokka''': We split up; he's long gone.
:'''Zuko''': How stupid do you think I am?
:'''Sokka''': Pretty stupid. RUN!

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:'''Sokka''': ''(after being temporarily paralyzed)'' I'm starting to get some feeling back!
:''[A bunch of tiles fall on Sokka]''
:'''Sokka''': Ow.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(paralyzed)'' Uncle? I didn't see you get hit by the tongue.
:'''Iroh''': ''(holding a paralyzed June in his arms)'' Shhhh!

=== Chapter 16: The Deserter ===

:'''Sokka''': You want to walk into a Fire Nation town when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?

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:'''Aang''': Whoa! Wild shot!
:'''Zhao''': ''[roars with rage]'' I'll show you '''wild'''!

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:'''Aang''': I don't know why, but I thought you'd be better than Zuko.

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:'''Aang''': ''[having dodged a series of blasts from Zhao on several ships]'' You've lost this battle.
:'''Zhao''': ''[enraged disbelief]'' Are you crazy? You haven't thrown a single blow!
:'''Aang''': No, but you have ''[he gestures around, all the boats are on fire and sinking]'' Jeong Jeong said you had no restraint.

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:'' Katara heals the burn on Aang's arm''
:'''Aang''': Wow, that's good water.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': Destiny? What would a boy know of destiny? If a fish lives its whole life in this river, does he know the river's destiny? No! Only that it runs on and on out of his control. He may follow where it flows, but he cannot see the end. He cannot imagine the ocean.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': Water brings healing and life. But fire brings only destruction and pain. It forces those of us burdened with its care to walk a razor's edge between humanity and savagery. Eventually, we are torn apart.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': To master the bending disciplines you must first master discipline itself, but you have no interest in this, so I have no interest in you.

=== Chapter 17: The Northern Air Temple ===

:'''Aang''': I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity...

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:(''approaching the Northern Air Temple'')
:'''Katara''': (''to Sokka, excited'') Do you think we'll really find airbenders?
:'''Sokka''': Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?
:'''Katara''': Are you saying I'm a liar?
:'''Sokka''': I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

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:'''Aang''': (referring to a statue of a monk) It's nice to see one part of the temple that isn't ruined.
:'''Mechanist''': Look out! (''A giant boulder swings through and destroys the statue'')

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:'''Sokka''': So then the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?
:'''Katara''': Awww, if we only knew.

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(''after finding the war balloon'')
:'''War Minister Qin''': This defeat is the gateway to many victories.

=== Chapter 18: The Waterbending Master ===

:'''Sokka''': I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly ''any'' higher?
:'''Aang''': I’ve got an idea, why don’t we all get on ''your'' back and ''you'' can fly us to the North Pole?

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:'''Sokka''': ''[To Princess Yue]'' So, you're a princess? You know, back home I'm kind of like a prince.
:'''Katara''': ''[scoffs]'' Prince of what?!
:'''Sokka''': A LOT OF THINGS!
:'''Katara''': ''[sarcastically]'' My apologies, ''Prince'' Sokka.

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:'''Sokka to Yue''': So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking maybe we could ... do an activity together?
:'''Yue''': Do an activity? *smiles at Sokka*
:'''Sokka''': *Stuffs his mouth with some food, swallows it, then coughs.*
:'''Katara''': *Smirking* Very smooth.

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:'''Katara''': How's warrior training going?
:(''Sokka makes an angry noise and flops down on his bed'')
:'''Aang''': That bad?
:'''Sokka''': No, it's Princess Yue. I don't get it; one minute she wants to go out with me, the next she's telling me to get lost! So, how's waterbending training?
:(''Katara makes an angry noise and flops down on her bed'')
:'''Aang''': Master Poop-head won't teach her because she's a girl.
:'''Sokka''': Why don't you just teach her, Aang?
:'''Katara''': Why didn't I think of that? At night, you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Pakku. That way, you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending. Everyone's happy!
:'''Sokka''': I'm not happy.
:'''Katara''': But you're never happy. Come on, Aang.

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:(''after Princess Yue unexpectedly kisses him'')
:'''Sokka''': Okay, now I'm ''really'' confused. Happy, but confused.

=== Chapter 19: The Siege of the North, Part I ===

:'''Zhao''': This will truly be one for the history books, General Iroh. Just think, centuries from now people will study the great Admiral Zhao, who destroyed the last of the Water Tribe Civilisation. You're lucky you're here to see it.
:'''Iroh''': Be careful what you wish for, Admiral. History is not always kind to its subjects.
:'''Zhao''': I suppose you speak from experience. But rest assured this will be nothing like your legendary failure at Ba Sing Se.
:'''Iroh''': ''[solemnly]'' I hope not, for your sake.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(about who the commanding officer of the Fire Nation is)'' His name is Zhao. Middle aged. Big side-burns. Bigger temper.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Katara)'' You rise with the moon. ''I'' rise with the sun.

=== Chapter 20: The Siege of the North, Part II ===

:'''Hahn''' ''(to Admiral Zhao)'': Admiral Choi! Prepare to meet your fate. ''(Charges at Zhao and misses, falling to his apparent death)''

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:'''Zuko''' ''(tossing Aang to the side)'': Here for a rematch?
:'''Katara''': Trust me, Zuko. It's not gonna be much of a match.

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:'''Zuko''': ''[to an unconscious Aang]'' I finally have you. But I can't get you home because of this blizzard. There's always something. Not that ''you'' would understand. You're like my sister. Everything always came easy to her. She's a firebending prodigy and everyone adores her. My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck, though. I don't want it. I've always had to struggle and fight, and that's made me strong. It's made me who I am.

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:'''Koh''': My old friend, the Avatar. It's been a long time.
:'''Aang''': You...know me?
:'''Koh''': Oh, how could I ever forget you? ''[Changes face to that of an angry-looking man.]'' ONE OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS TRIED TO SLAY ME! It was eight or nine-hundred years ago.
:'''Aang''': I didn't know that. Why did he...or I...try to kill you?
:'''Koh''': ''[Changes face to that of Ummi, Avatar Kuruk's wife.]'' Oh, it was something about stealing the face of someone you loved. ''[Changes face to that of a screaming baboon in an attempt to scare Aang.]'' HA HA HA! ''[It doesn't work and Koh keeps talking, bringing his fanged maw right up behind Aang's ear. ]'' Of course, that's all behind us. Why should I hold a grudge against you for something in a past life? After all, you're a different person now. You've come to me... with a new face.

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:'''Koh''': It's been a long time since I've added a child's face to my collection. So, how may I help you?
:'''Aang''': I need to find the moon and the ocean.
:'''Koh''': Their spirit names are Tui and La - "push" and "pull". And that has been the nature of their relationship for all time.
:'''Aang''': Please, help me find them. An entire culture could be destroyed if I don't get their help.
:'''Koh''': Oh, you think you need their help? Actually, it's quite the other way round... SOMEONE'S GOING TO KILL THEM!
:'''Aang''': What do you mean? How can I find them and protect them?
:'''Koh''': You've already met them. Tui and La, the moon and ocean, have always circled each other in an eternal dance. They balance each other. Push and Pull. Life and Death. Good and Evil. Yin and Yang.
:'''Aang''': ''(remembering the fish in the Spirit Oasis)'' The Koi Fish! ''(Koh spins back to Aang, who quickly wipes the excitement off his face)'' I must be going now.
:'''Koh''': We'll meet again...

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:'''Aang''': ''(as they are about to leave a KO'd Zuko in the snow)'' Wait. We can't just leave him here.
:'''Sokka''': Sure we can.''(suddenly becomes very determined)'' Let's go.
:'''Aang''': No. If we leave him, he'll die. ''(goes to pick up the unresponsive Zuko)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(mockingly, as they take off on Appa)'' Yeah, this makes a alot of sense. Let's ''bring'' the guy who's constantly trying to kill us!

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:'''Iroh''': (''as Zhao threatens the moon spirit'') Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold! Let it go ''now''!

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:'''Firelord Ozai''': (''To Azula at the throneroom'') Your uncle is a traitor, while your brother, Zuko, is a failure. I have a task for you.

== Book 2: Earth ==
=== Chapter 1: The Avatar State ===

:'''Master Pakku''': (''holding up an amulet'') Katara, I want you to have this. This amulet contains water from the Spirit Oasis. The water has unique properties. Don't lose it.
:'''Katara''': (''hugs him'') Thank you, Master Pakku.
:'''Master Pakku''': Aang. (''gives Aang some scrolls'') These scrolls will help you master waterbending. But remember, they're no substitute for a real master. ''(glances at Katara)''
:(''Aang bows and steps away'')
:'''Master Pakku''': Sokka...
:(''Sokka steps forward eagerly'')
:'''Master Pakku''': (''pats Sokka on the shoulder dismissively'') Take care, son.
:(''Sokka frowns and steps back'')

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:'''Iroh''': Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense!

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:'''Azula''': Do the tides command this ship?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': I'm afraid I don't understand.
:'''Azula''': You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. ''Do'' the tides command this ship?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': No, Princess.
:'''Azula''': And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': No, Princess.
:'''Azula''': Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.

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:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': You heard the princess. Raise the anchors! We're taking the prisoners ho—
[Captain stops short, realizing his mistake.]

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:'''Azula''': In my country, we exchange a pleasant ''hello'' before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?
:'''Zuko''': Don't call me that!

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:'''Zuko''': You lied to me!
:'''Azula''': Like I haven't done that before.

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=== Chapter 2: The Cave of Two Lovers ===

:'''Katara''': You make a fine octopus, Pupil Aang.

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:'''Sokka''': Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me.

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:'''Katara''': Is this real or a legend?
:'''Chong''': Oh, it's a real legend.

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:'''Chong''': (singing) Two lovers, forbidden from one another, war divides their people, and the mountains divide them apart. Built a path to be together - (talking) Yeah, forget the next couple of lines but then it goes - (singing again, rocker style) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain! SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah!
''[everyone claps]''

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:'''Chong''': We don't need a map. ...We just need love.

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:'''Zuko''': If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
:'''Iroh''': But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
: (''Both look at one another and nod'')
:'''Zuko''': Earth Kingdom it is.

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:''(after a cave-in seperates Aang and Katara from the rest of the group, Sokka digs furiously at the rubble for a moment before giving up)''
:'''Chong''': Yeah, it's no use. We're seperated. (''holds up guitar'') But at least you have us!
:''(Sokka wails in anguish and begins digging twice as hard)''

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:'''Katara''': I have a crazy idea...
:'''Aang''': What?
:'''Katara''': Never mind. It's too crazy.
:'''Aang''': Katara, what is it?
:'''Katara''': ''(looking away)'' I was thinking… the curse says we’ll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.
:'''Aang''': Right.
:'''Katara''': And here it says "love is brightest in the dark" and...has a picture of them kissing...
:'''Aang''': ''(clueless)'' Where are you going with this?
:'''Katara''': Well...what if we kissed?
:'''Aang''': ''(shocked)'' Us kissing?!
:'''Katara''': See? It was a crazy idea.
:'''Aang''': Us...''(dreamily)'' kissing.
:'''Katara''': ''(laughing)'' Us, kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?
:'''Aang''': Yeah.''(laughs)'' I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you.
:'''Katara''': ''(slightly hurt)'' Well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option! Sorry I suggested it!
:'''Aang''': No, I mean, if it was a choice between kissing you and dying-
:'''Katara''': ''(turning away from him)''Ugh!
:'''Aang''': What?! I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!
:'''Katara''': Well, I'm not sure which I'd rather do! ''(walks away)''
:'''Aang''': ''(sadly)''What is wrong with me?

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:'''Chong''': Hey, I remember that line of the song! (Gets his banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings) AND DIE!!

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:(Sokka and Chong's group have been reunited with Aang and Katara outside the cave)
:'''Katara''': ''(to Sokka)'' Sokka, why is your forehead all red?
:'''Chong''': ''(to Katara and Sokka)'' Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... ''(points to Aang in the background)'' I think that kid might be the Avatar!
:'''Sokka''': ''(slaps forehead, red mark gets bigger)''

=== Chapter 3: Return to Omashu ===
:'''Ty Lee''': But I'm happy here, my aura has never been pinker!
:'''Azula''': ''(cocking an eyebrow)'' I'll take your word for it.

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:'''Mai''': I thought you ran off and joined the circus? You said it was your calling.
:'''Ty Lee''': Well, Azula called a little louder.

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:'''Sokka''': No! Bad Fire Nation baby!

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:'''Mai''': ''(to Azula)'' ''Please'' tell me you're here to kill me.

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:'''Mai''': ''[About Omashu.]'' There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.

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:'''Azula''': The Avatar? My lucky day!

=== Chapter 4: The Swamp ===

:'''Zuko''': We are not entertainers.
:'''Iroh''': Not professional anyway.
(Iroh gets up and starts singing as a man slashes at the ground near his feet, forcing him to dance.)
:'''Iroh''': (singing)
:''It's a long, long way to Ba-Sing-Se ''
:''But the girls in the city''
:''They look so pretty--!''
:''They kiss so sweet ''
:''That you really got to meet''
:''The girls from Ba-Sing-Se--!''

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:'''Katara''': Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
:'''Sokka''': Where? Where?
:'''Katara''': Where do you think?

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:'''Due''': I bet he tastes a lot like possum chicken.
:'''Tho''': You think everything tastes like possum chicken.

=== Chapter 5: Avatar Day ===
:'''Iroh''': No! Zuko! You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.
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:'''Sokka''': ''(finding his stolen boomerang)'' Boomerang! You ''do'' always come back!
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:'''Aang''': I said I would face justice, so I will. ''(spins Wheel of Punishment)''
:'''Spectator 1''': ''(rooting)'' Come on, torture machine!
:'''Old Man''': Eaten by bears!
:'''Spectator 2''': Razor pit!
:'''Katara''': ''(worried)'' Community service! Please stop on community service.

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:'''Mayor Tong''': ''(cowers)'' You! Avatar! Do something!
:'''Aang''': Gee, I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.

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:'''Aang''': Ugh, what just happened?
:'''Katara''': Well uh, you sort of just...confessed.

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:'''Aang''': What is this?
:'''Mayor Tong''': Our new festival food. Uncooked dough. May we eat and remember how on this day, the Avatar was NOT boiled in oil!
:'''Katara''': ''(picks up uncooked dough)'' Happy Avatar Day.
''[Katara and Aang eat the dough]''
:'''Sokka''': This is, without question, the worst town we have ever been to.

=== Chapter 6: The Blind Bandit ===

:'''Katara''': ''(Sigh)'' This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?
:'''Sokka''': That's what I paid for.

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:'''[[w:Dwayne Johnson|The Boulder]]''': The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
:'''[[w:Toph|Toph]]''': Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!
:'''The Boulder''': ...The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
:'''[[w:Toph|Toph]]''': Whenever you're ready, the Pebble! ''(laughs evil-like)''

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:'''Aang''': ''(to Toph)'' I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.
:'''Sokka''': BOO! NO TALKING!
:'''Katara''': Don't boo at him! ''[hits Sokka on the arm]''

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:'''Toph''': ''[Aang has just entered the ring]'' Do people really want to see ''two'' little girls fighting out here?

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:'''Toph''': Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name, the Fancy Dancer?

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:'''The Boulder''': Listen up, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! THE BOULDER's gonna win this, in a landslide!

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:'''Sokka''': You know, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly!
:'''Katara''': ''(sarcastically)'' That is a BIG relief!

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:'''Toph''': What're you doing here, Twinkle Toes?
:'''Aang''': How'd you know it was me?
:'''Sokka''': Don't answer to twinkle toes, its not manly!
:'''Katara''': ''You're'' the one whose bag matches his belt!

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:'''Toph''': Let him go. I beat you all before, I'll do it again!
:'''The Boulder''': The Boulder takes issue with that comment!

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:'''Toph''': Um, I'll take the belt back. ''[Sokka undoes it then throws it to Toph, but it hits her on the head and knocks her down]'' Oww!
:'''Sokka''': Sorry.

=== Chapter 7: Zuko Alone ===

:'''Zuko''': (Gives dagger to Lee) Read the inscription.
:'''Lee''': Made in Earth Kingdom...
:'''Zuko''': The other one.
:'''Lee''': Never give up without a fight.

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:'''Soldier 1''': Hey! Did you throw that egg?
:'''Zuko''': No.
:'''Soldier 1''': Did you see who did it?
:'''Zuko''': No.
:'''Soldier 1''': That egg had to've come from somewhere.
:'''Zuko''': Maybe a chicken flew over.

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:''[After Azula tricked Zuko into knocking Mai, and himself, into a fountain to put out the flaming apple on Mai's head]''
:'''Ursa''': I was just coming to get you. Uncle Iroh sent us a letter from the war front. ...You're soaking wet.
:'''Zuko''': Girls are crazy!

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:'''Male Villager''': (While Zuko is fighting) Give him a left! A left!
:'''Female Villager''': It's not a fist fight.
:'''Male Villager''': He's got a left sword, don't he?

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:'''Ursa''': ''[in reference to Azula]'' What is ''wrong'' with that child?!

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:'''Ozai''': Father, you must have realized as I have that with Lu Ten gone, Iroh's bloodline has ended. After his son's death, my brother abandoned the siege at Ba Sing Se, and who knows when he'll return home. But I am here Father and my children are alive.
:'''Azulon''': Say what it is you want!
:'''Ozai''': Father, revoke Iroh's birthright. I am your humble servant, here to serve you and our nation. Use me.
:'''Azulon''': You dare suggest I betray Iroh, my first born, directly after the demise of his only beloved son?! I think that Iroh has suffered enough. But you, your punishment has scarcely begun!

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:'''Zuko''': Azula always lies, Azula always lies.

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:'''Defeated Earthbender''': Who... Who are you?
:'''Zuko''': My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai, Prince of the Fire Nation, and heir to the throne.

=== Chapter 8: The Chase ===

:'''Toph''': Who's Zuko?
:'''Sokka''': Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
:'''Katara''': What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
:'''Sokka''': ''This'' ''(points to ponytail)'' is a warrior's wolf-tail.
:'''Katara''': Well it certainly tells the ''other'' warriors that you're fun and perky.

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:'''Toph''': We can take 'em. Three on three.
:'''Sokka''': Actually Toph, there's four of us.
:'''Toph''': Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.
:'''Sokka''': I can still fight!
:'''Toph''': Okay. Three, on three plus Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': ''(growls furiously)''

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:'''Katara''': Ever since joining us you’ve been nothing but selfish and unhelpful!
:'''Toph''': What?! Look here, sugar queen! I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang earthbending, so don’t you talk to me about being selfish!
:'''Katara''': Sugar queen?! ''(Toph closes off her rock tent by brining a slab of earth up to cover the opening to Katara.)'' D-Did you just slam the door in my face?! How can you be so infuriating...!!!
:''[Katara begins to angrily beat and kick the rock tent as Aang and Sokka watch]''
:'''Aang''': ''[to Sokka]'' Should we do something?
:'''Sokka''': Hey I'm just enjoying the show.
:''[Aang walks over to Katara]''
:'''Aang''': Okay, okay. You both need to calm down.
:'''Katara''': ''Both?!'' ''(very outraged)'' ''I'M COMPLETELY CALM!!!!''

:'''Aang''': ''(shocked by Katara's outburst'') I can see that... ''[backs up and scoots away]''

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:'''Mai''': Wads of wet fur, how delightful.
:'''Ty Lee''': Hmm, they're not wads, they're more like, bundles. Or bunches? It's got an "uh" sound.
:'''Mai''': ...Clumps?
:'''Ty Lee''': (hugs Mai) Clumps! They're clumps!

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:'''Katara''': The stars sure are beautiful tonight. (''angrily'') Too bad you can't see them, Toph!

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:'''Toph''': It feels like an avalanche, but not an avalanche.
:'''Sokka''': ''(sleepily and sarcastically)'' Your powers of perception are frightening.

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:'''Azula''': You still don't know who I am? You don't see the family resemblance? Let me give you a hint. ''(covers left eye with her hand, imitating Zuko)'' I must find the Avatar to restore my honor!
:'''Aang''': ''(stares with blank face)''
:'''Azula''': It's okay. You can laugh. It's funny.

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:'''Azula''': ''(to Aang)'' Do you really want to fight me?
:''(Zuko jumps in, with a fighting stance)''
:'''Zuko''': ''(to Azula)'' Yes, I really do.
:'''Aang''': Zuko!
:'''Azula''': I was wondering when you would show up, Zuzu.
:'''Aang''': "Zuzu"? ''(stifles a laugh)''

=== Chapter 9: Bitter Work ===

:'''Aang''': So, what cool move are you gonna teach me first? Rock-a-lanche? The Trembler? Oh, oh, maybe I can learn to make a whirlpool outta land...
:'''Toph''': Let's start with, "Move A Rock."

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:'''Sokka''': (''aiming at a small prey animal'') You're awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.
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:''(Zuko and Iroh are drinking tea together)''
:'''Iroh''': Lightning is a pure expression of firebending, without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion, the way other firebending is. Some call lightning "the cold-blooded fire." It is precise and deadly, like Azula. To perform the technique requires peace of mind.
:'''Zuko''': I see. That's why we're drinking tea. To calm the mind.
:'''Iroh''': Oh yeah, good point. I mean, yes.

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:'''Zuko''' (''yelling angrily toward the sky''): You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! Come on! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!

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:'''Zuko''': Great! I'm ready to try with real lightning!
:'''Iroh''': ''[taken aback]'' What, are you crazy? Lightning is very dangerous.
:'''Zuko''': I thought that was the point: you teaching me to protect myself from it!
:'''Iroh''': Yeah, but I'm not going to shoot lightning at you!

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:'''Sokka''': Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Aang.

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:'''Zuko''': So uncle, I’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I’m going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you’re going to say: she’s my sister and I should be trying to get along with her--
:'''Iroh''': No, she’s crazy and she needs to go down.

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:''[Sokka is buried in the earth and is pleading to the spirits to let him out]''
:'''Sokka''': Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. Pretty much my whole identity: Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
:''(''sees Aang approaching'')''
:'''Sokka''': Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

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''(Aang has just agreed to earthbend Sokka out of the ground.)''
:'''Toph''': Actually, you might wanna let me do that. You're a little still new to this...you might accidentally crush him.
:'''Sokka''':Yeah, no crushing, please!

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:'''Toph''': Gooood morning earth-bending student!

=== Chapter 10: The Library ===

:'''Toph''': There it is!
:(''everybody looks to where Toph points, only to see nothing'')
:(''everyone frowns at Toph'')
:'''Toph''': That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (''Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind'')
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:'''Katara''': You got something against libraries?
:'''Toph''': I've held books before, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
:'''Katara''': Oh, right. Sorry.

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:'''Sokka''': I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!

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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': ''(to Sokka)'' So, who are ''you'' trying to destroy?
:'''Sokka''': What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': Then why are you here?
:'''Sokka''': ''(hesitates)'' ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?
:''(pause)''
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.
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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': You think you're the first person to believe their war was justified?! Countless others before you have come here, seeking weapons, weaknesses or battle strategies!
:'''Aang''': We had no choice! Please, we're just desperate to protect the people we love!
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': And now ''I'm'' going to protect what ''I'' love.
:''(Wan Shi Tong spreads his wings; the library starts to shake and flood with sand)''
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': I'm taking my knowledge. No one will ever abuse it again!

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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': (''to Katara; preparing to fight him as she is being chased'') Your waterbending won't do you much good here. I have studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style.
:''(Sokka smashes a book against Wan Shi Tong's head, causing him to collapse'')
:'''Sokka''': That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

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:'''Professor Zei''': ''[About Appa]'' Delightful! I only wish I spoke his tongue. Oh, the stories this beast could tell.
:'''Momo''': (''chittering to the Professor'')
:'''Professor Zei''': Shush, chatty monkey!

=== Chapter 11: The Desert ===
:''(Both Sokka and Momo take a drink of the juice in a cactus)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(hallucinating after drinking cactus juice)'' Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
:'''Katara''': Okay, I think you had enough.
:'''Sokka''': Who lit Toph on fire?
:''(Momo spins in a circle in the air and dive bombs to the ground.)''
:'''Toph''': Can I get some of that cactus?
:'''Katara''': I don’t think that’s a good idea. Come on, we need to find Aang.
:''(Katara pulls Sokka by the hand as he stares blankly at the sky)''
:'''Sokka''': How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?
:'''Katara''': Uhhh...

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:''(as Iroh and the Pai Sho Player leave the back room)''
:'''Zuko''': What’s going on? Is the club meeting over?
:'''Iroh''': Everything is taken care of. We’re heading to Ba-Sing-Se.
:'''Zuko''': Ba-Sing-Se? Why would we go to the Earth Kingdom capital?
:'''Pai Sho Player''': The city is filled with refugees. No one will notice two more.
:'''Iroh''': We can hide in plain sight there and it’s the safest place in the world from the Fire Nation. Even ''I'' couldn’t break through to the city.

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:'''Katara''': ''(After spotting the giant sand [[w:mushroom cloud|mushroom cloud]] made by Aang)'' What is that?
:'''Toph''': What? What is what?
:'''Sokka''': ''(under the influence of the cactus water)'' It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
:'''Katara''': Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.
:'''Sokka''':''(hallucinating, waving arms)'' FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!

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:'''Aang''':''(sees a cloud that looks like Appa in front of the moon)'' Appa!
:'''Sokka''': ''(under the influence of cactus juice)'' Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? ''(grabs Momo's tail and brushes it against his cheek dreamily)'' She's the moon; she flies on her own.

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:'''Katara''': Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?
:'''Sokka''': (under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?

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:'''Katara''': (to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
:'''Sokka''': I have a natural curiousity.

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:'''Toph''': Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.

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===Chapter 12: The Serpent's Pass===
:'''Katara''': Waterbending bomb! Yeah! ''(performs a tumbling cannonball into the pool and She sends up a massive column of water that washes Aang ashore, shattering his ice block)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(sarcastically as he holds a dripping map)'' Sure, 5000 year old maps from the spirit library, just splash some water on ‘em.

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:'''Security Woman''': I told you already: no vegetables on the ferry! One cabbage slug could destroy the entire eco-system of Ba Sing Se! Security!
:''[A Platypus Bear destroys the cart full of cabbages]''
:'''Cabbage Merchant''': '''MY CABBAGES!!!'''

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:''[Suki asks Sokka why he is being overprotective of her]''
:'''Sokka''': It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.
:'''Suki''': I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...
:'''Sokka''': ''(suspiciously)'' Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?
:'''Suki''': ''(deadpan)'' No. He's about your height.
:'''Sokka''': Is he better-looking?
:'''Suki''': It ''is'' you, stupid!
:'''Sokka''': Oh.

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:''[after Smellerbee is hurt by Iroh's mistaking her for a boy, Longshot catches up with her and looks at her without speaking]''
:'''Smellerbee''': I know. You're right. As long as I'm confident in who I am, it doesn't matter what other people think. Thanks, Longshot.
:''[Longshot nods]''

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:''[Suki rescues Toph from drowning]''
:'''Toph''': ''(thinking that Suki is Sokka)'' Oh, Sokka! You saved me! ''(kisses Suki on the cheek]''
:'''Suki''': Um, actually, it's me.
:'''Toph''': Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.

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:'''Sokka''': Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!
:'''Suki''': Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.
:'''Sokka''': ''[picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent]'' Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.
:'''Katara''': Sokka!

=== Chapter 13: The Drill ===

:'''Mai''': She [Azula] can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice. ''(Shudders, then closes hatch Katara, Sokka, and Ty Lee jumped into)''

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:'''Ty Lee''': (''Looking through a periscope at the dust cloud Toph made'') Hey...Look at that dust cloud. It's so...poofy! (''Mimes by closing and opening her hand'') Poof!

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:'''Iroh''': I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (''sniffs'') it's just so sad!

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:'''Katara''': (''Annoyed'') You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!
:'''Sokka''': (''Angrily'') JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!
:[''Katara bends a wave of slurry into Sokka's face, knocking him over'']

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:''[Toph takes the group under ground]''
:'''Sokka''': It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.
:'''Toph''': (''Sarcastically'') Oh no, what a nightmare!
:'''Sokka''': Sorry.
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=== Chapter 14: City of Walls and Secrets ===
:'''Dai Li Agent''': There is no War in Ba Sing Se. Here, we are safe. Here, we are free.

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:'''Katara''': The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
:'''Aang''': Don't you mean platypus bear?
:'''Katara''': No, it just says, 'bear'.
:'''Sokka''': Certainly you mean his pet ''skunk'' bear?
:'''Toph''': Or his armadillo bear?
:'''Aang''': Gopher bear?
:'''Katara''': Just, 'bear'.
:''(short pause)''
:'''Toph''': This place is ''weird''.

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:'''Long Feng''': By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.
:'''Katara''': I'm Kua Mai, and this is [''gestures to Toph'']...Dum.

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:'''Toph''': It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. ''[Eats food with her hands]''

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:'''Iroh''': (''Sips tea'') Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
:'''Zuko''': Uncle, that's what ''all'' tea is.
:'''Iroh''': How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

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:'''Katara''': Look, the inner wall. I can’t believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
:'''Sokka''': Hey don’t jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city’s been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
:'''Toph''': You been hitting the cactus juice again?

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:'''Zuko''': This city is a prison. I don’t want to make a life here.
:'''Iroh''': Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.

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:'''Party Guest 1''': (''about the king's bear'') He's taking all the good stuff!
:'''Party Guest 2''': Shut up! Do you know what I had to do to get seats this close to the bear?

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:'''Iroh''': ''(to Zuko)'' Would you like some tea?
:'''Zuko''': We've been working in a tea shop the whole day. I'm sick of tea.
:'''Iroh''': ''(stops making tea and lifts his hands in exasperation)'' Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!

=== Chapter 15: The Tales of Ba Sing Se ===

:'''Iroh''': (''singing'')
:''Leaves from the vine''
:''Falling so slow''
:''Like fragile tiny shells''
:''Drifting in the foam''

:''Little soldier boy''
:''Come marching home''
:''Brave soldier boy''
:''Comes marching home...''

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:''(Katara opens a door and sees Toph lying facedown on the floor, asleep)''
:'''Katara''': Toph, aren't you gonna get ready for the day?
:''(Toph wakes up, hair frazzled, and spits)''
:'''Toph''': I'm ready.
:'''Katara''': Aren't you gonna clean up? You've got a little dirt on your....everywhere actually.
:'''Toph''': You call it dirt. I call it a healthy coating of earth.
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:'''Iroh''': (''After a group of children accidentally breaks a window while playing soccer'') It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur, and to seek to restore honor...
:'''Very large man''': (''Yelling threateningly through the window'') When I'm through with you kids, the window won't be the only thing that's broken!
:'''Iroh''': ...but not this time. Run!
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:''(A mugger approaches Iroh in an alley)''
:'''mugger''': You! Hand over your money!
:''(Iroh looks down and notices the mugger's unstable stance)''
:'''Iroh''': What are you doing?
:'''mugger''': I'm mugging you!
:'''Iroh''': With that stance??
:'''mugger''': Wha… What are you talking about? Just give me your money, old man!
:'''Iroh''': With that stance you are unbalanced and can be easily knocked over.
:''(Iroh knocks mugger down and then helps him up)''
:'''Iroh''': With a solid stance you are a much more serious threat!
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:'''Iroh''':It’s always best to believe in one’s self but with a little help from others can be a great blessing!
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:'''Iroh''': How was your night, Prince Zuko?
:''[Zuko slams the door to his room. Iroh looks disappointed and Zuko slides the door open a little]''
:'''Zuko''': (''quietly'') It was nice.
:''(Iroh smiles'')

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=== Chapter 16: Appa's Lost Days ===

:''[context: Azula is talking to the Kyoshi warriors, who fight with fans]''
:'''Azula''': Who are you? The Avatar's ''fangirls''?
:''[a short pause]''
:'''Ty Lee''': ...Oh! I get it! Good one Azula.

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:''[Ty Lee unleashes a flurry of jabs into the back of a Kyoshi warrior, dropping her, and unleashes a final taunt]''
:'''Ty Lee''': You are ''not'' prettier than we are.

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:[''Suki is about to attack Azula'']
:'''Azula''': Don't you know that fans only make flames ''stronger''?
:[''Azula proceeds at attacking Suki'']

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:'''Guru Pathik''': I know I am not the person you expected...and I did not expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now.

===Chapter 17: Lake Laogai===
:'''Sokka''': Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!
:(''shows Katara and Aang his picture. Katara is visibly trying not to laugh.''')
:'''Aang''': Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's ''head''.
:'''Sokka''': This ''is'' his head!
:'''Katara''': Why are ''feet'' coming out of it?
:'''Sokka''': Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?
:'''Toph''': Well, it looks just like him to me.
:'''Sokka''': Oh, thanks, I worked really--[''breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind'']...Why do you feel the need to do that?

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:'''Sokka''': We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
:'''Toph''': (Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).
:''[Pause]''
:'''Toph''': It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

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:'''Aang''': We need to find a way to jog his real memories.
:'''Sokka''': (''provokingly'') Maybe Katara should kiss him! ''That'' should bring something back!
:'''Katara''': Maybe ''you'' should kiss him, Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': Hey, just an idea.
:'''Aang''': (''Perhaps jealous'') A bad one.

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:'''Toph''': Was this guy your boyfriend or something?
:'''Katara''': What?! No!
:'''Toph''': (''teasing, sing-song tone'') I can tell you're lying~!

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:'''Longshot''': ''(speaking for the only time on-screen)'' There's no time. Just go. We'll take care of him. He's our leader.
:'''Jet''': Don't worry Katara, I'll be fine.
:'''Toph''': (''sadly as she's walking away to Sokka'') He's lying.

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:'''Zuko''': (looking at the tied-up Appa) Uncle?
:'''Iroh''': (walks into the cell) So, the Blue Spirit? I wonder who could be behind that mask?
:'''Zuko''': What are you doing here?
:'''Iroh''': I was just about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the Avatar's bison? Keep it locked in our new apartment? Should I go put on a pot of ''tea'' for him?!
:'''Zuko''': First I have to get it out of here.
:'''Iroh''': And then ''what''?! You never think these things through! This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole! You had him, and then you had nowhere to go!
:'''Zuko''': I would've figured something out.
:'''Iroh''': No! If his friends hadn't found you, you would have frozen to death!
:'''Zuko''': ''(very angry)'' I know my own destiny, Uncle.
:'''Iroh''': Is it your own destiny, or is it a destiny someone else has tried to force on you?
:'''Zuko''': Stop it, Uncle! I have to do this!
:'''Iroh''': I'm ''begging'' you, Prince Zuko! Its time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: ''Who are you?'' and ''What do you want?''

===Chapter 18: The Earth King===

:'''Sokka''': Looks like Long Feng is long gone! (''laughs'') Oh, I've been waiting to use that one!

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:'''Toph''': I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se. And I can't even see!

===Chapter 19: The Guru===

:'''Guru Pathik''': Third is the fire chakra, located in the stomach. It is strengthened by willpower and blocked by shame.
:'''Aang''': My fire chakra would like to eat something other than onion and banana juice.
:'''Guru Pathik''': (''laughs'') Good one. Moving on.

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:'''Azula''': We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls.
:'''Ty Lee''': Mai finally gets to wear make-up that's not totally depressing?

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:'''Guru Pathik''': Hmm, That chakra opened less like a flowing creek, and more like a (pauses) burping bison!
:'''Aang''': (burping) Taste like onion and banana juice... but strangely something else... (smacks lips together) Pickles?
:'''Guru Pathik''': (shrugging) Muhum?

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:'''Guru Pathik''': You have indeed felt a great loss. But love is a form of energy, and it swirls all around us. The Air Nomads' love for you has not left this world. It is still inside of your heart, and is reborn in the form of new love.

===Chapter 20: The Crossroads of Destiny===

:'''Ty Lee''': Nice speech, Azula! It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way!

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:'''Iroh:''' Believe me when I say there is good inside him [Zuko]!
:'''Sokka:''' Good ''inside'' him isn't enough! Why don't you come back when it's ''outside'' him as well!

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:'''Sokka''': We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, ''[to Iroh]'' no offense.
:'''Iroh''': None taken.

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:'''Sokka''': Thank goodness we're in time!
:'''Earth King''': In time for what?
:'''Ty Lee''' ''(excitedly)'': Yeah. What are you in time for- ''(she cartwheels toward Sokka, and giggles)'' ...cutie?
:'''Sokka''' ''(nervously)'': Um, I'm kinda involved with Suki.
:'''Ty Lee''': Who?

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:'''Aang''': Well, I met with this Guru who was supposed to help me master the Avatar State and control this great power, but to do it I had to let go of someone I love and I just couldn't.
:'''Iroh''': Perfection and power are overrated. I think you were very wise to choose happiness and love.
:'''Aang''': What happens if I can't save everyone and beat Azula? Without the Avatar State, what if I'm not powerful enough?
:'''Iroh''': I don't know the answer. Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving you will come to a better place.

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(In the middle of a duel after Zuko betrays Katara)
:'''Katara''': I thought you had changed!
:'''Zuko''': I have changed.

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'''Zuko''': Uncle, I don't understand. What are you doing with the Avatar?

'''Aang''': [faces him] Saving you, that's what.

'''Zuko''': [makes angry noise and attempts to lunge at him. Iroh holds him back]

'''Iroh''': It's time we talked. [to Aang, smiling] Go help your other friends. We'll catch up with you.

'''Aang''': [bows to Iroh and rushes out with Katara]

'''Katara''': [stares sadly over her shoulder at Zuko as she leaves]

'''Zuko''': [not looking Iroh directly in the eye] Why, Uncle?

'''Iroh''': [seriously] You're not the man you used to be, Zuko. You are stronger, and wiser, and freer than you have ''ever'' been. And now you've come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time for you to choose ''good''.

'''Zuko''': [eyes widen and makes a loud sound of surprise as the green crystals shoot up and imprison Iroh]

'''Azula''': [comes over with two Dai Li Agents behind her] I expected this kind of treachery from Uncle. But Zuko, ''Prince'' Zuko. You're a lot of things, but you aren't a traitor, are you?

'''Zuko''': [angrily, eyes narrowed] Release him immediately!

'''Azula''':[slyly] It's not to late for you, Zuko. You could still redeem yourself.

== Book 3: Fire ==
===Chapter 1: The Awakening===

:'''Katara''': ''(Smiles)'' I like your hair.
:'''Aang''' ''(Alarmed)'': I have hair?! ''(touching his newly grown hair)'' How long was I out?!
:'''Katara''': A few weeks.

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:'''Toph''': (''To Sokka'') How we doing?
:'''Sokka''': Things couldn't get much worse.
(''The serpent from the Serpent's Pass shoots up from the water behind Sokka.)
:'''Sokka''': The universe just ''loves'' proving me wrong, doesn't it?
:'''Toph''': You make it too easy! ''(The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)''
:'''Sokka''': Thank you, The Universe!

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:'''Sokka''': And the best part is... the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. We have a secret (looks around and whispers to Aang): You!
:'''Aang''': Me?!
:'''Sokka''': Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead…isn't that great?! ''(Aang stares at him, horrified)''

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:'''Zuko''': Why did you do it?
:'''Azula''': You're going to have to be a little more specific.
:'''Zuko''': Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?
:'''Azula''': Can't this wait until morning?
:'''Zuko''': ''(firmly)'' It can't
:'''Azula''': Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.
:'''Zuko''': But why?
:'''Azula''': Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.
:'''Zuko''': You're lying.
:'''Azula''': If you say so.
:'''Zuko''': You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.
:'''Azula''': ''(stretching up her arms)'' Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.

===Chapter 2: The Headband===

:'''Sokka:''' Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!
:'''Toph:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
:'''Sokka:''' (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
:''(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)''

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:'''Aang:''' I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...
:'''Katara:''' I call the silk robe!

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:'''Headmaster:''' Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
:'''Sokka:''' Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
:'''Katara:''' Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
:'''Headmaster:''' Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.
:'''Katara:''' ''(in shock)'' My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.
:'''Headmaster:''' That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school ''[standing up for emphasis]''! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?
:'''Sokka:''' Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. ''(in a fierce tone)'' YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!
:'''Headmaster:''' That's what I like to hear.
''[Aang, Katara, and Sokka leave; with Sokka walking in a manly-like manner]''

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:'''Mai:''' Orange is such an awful color.
:'''Zuko:''' You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
:'''Mai:''' I don't hate you.
:'''Zuko:''' I don't hate you, too.

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:'''Azula:''' I hear you've been to see Uncle Fatso in the prison tower.
:'''Zuko:''' That guard told you, didn't he?
:'''Azula:''' No, you did. Just now.

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:'''Aang:''' I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!
:'''Sokka''': Impressive, I'll admit.

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:'''Katara:''' We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
:'''Sokka:''' Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.

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:'''Sokka''' ''(wearing his fake mustache)'': That's it! No more school for you, young man! ''(strokes his mustache)''
:'''Aang''': I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. ''You'' get to be normal all the time.
:'''Toph''': Ha ha. ''(Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)''
:'''Aang''': Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.
:'''Sokka''': What could you ''possibly'' do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?
:'''Aang''': I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! ''(Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)''
:'''Sokka''' ''(adult voice)'': Go to your room!

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''Aang holds his hand out to Katara, inviting her to dance.''
:'''Katara''': ''(looks away nervously)'' Oh, I don't know, Aang, these shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure I know how to--
:'''Aang''': Take my hand.
:'''Katara''': ''(grinning)'' Okay.

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:[''Aang and Katara are dancing together.'']
:'''Katara''': Aang, everyone's watching.
:'''Aang''': Don't worry about them. ''(grins)'' It's just you and me right now.

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:'''Sokka''': Well, I am a fan of secret rivers...Alright. We can stay one more day.
:'''Aang''': Yeah! Flameo, hotman.
:'''Sokka''': Flameo?

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:'''Aang''': Or, as they say in the Fire Nation, "stay flamin'!"

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:'''Aang''': Ladies and gentlemen, THE FLAMEO'S!

===Chapter 3: The Painted Lady===

:'''Xu''': ''(grabs two gross-looking fish)'' Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?
:'''Sokka''': ...TWO HEADED! ''(they look at him)'' What? You get more for your money that way!

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:'''Doc''': You know, you're ''(Katara)'' not so bad for a Waterbender.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?
:'''Doc''': No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! ''(Sokka slaps himself in the head)''
:'''Katara''': So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?
:'''Doc''': No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers! ''(takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath)'' All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get to some river cleaning!

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:'''Aang''' ''(to the Painted Lady)'': I'm the Avatar! ''(he jumps down in front of her)''
:'''Katara''': ''(mysterious voice)'': Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
:'''Aang''': Yeah, me too; I hate that. ''(he looks at the Painted Lady, Katara tries to hide her face with her hat)'' You know, you're real pretty for a spirit. I don't get to meet many spirits. But the ones I ''do'' meet? Not very attractive. ''(Katara chuckles nervously)''
:'''Katara''': Thank you, but-
:'''Aang''': You seem familiar. ''(he looks at the Painted Lady again, but Katara still hides her face with her hat)''
:'''Katara''': A lot of people say that.
:'''Aang''': No. You ''really'' seem familiar.
:'''Katara''': Look, I really should get going. ''(Aang Airbends her hat off, Katara grabs it, and turns away)''
:'''Aang''': Katara?
:'''Katara''' ''(turning to face Aang; regretfully)'': Hi, Aang.
:'''Aang''' ''(points at Katara)'': ''You're'' the Painted Lady?! But how?
:'''Katara''': I wasn't at first. But since that's who everybody thought I was, I guess I kinda became her. ''(she drops her hat)''

===Chapter 4: Sokka's Master===

:'''Sokka''': ''(referring to the bright stars overhead)'' Wow, this really makes you realise how insignificant we all are.
:'''Toph''': Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.
:''(a bright meteor suddenly heads earthward)''
:'''Sokka''': Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.

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:'''Aang''': What should we do today?
:'''Toph''': I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
:'''Aang''': Twice?
:'''Toph''': The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.

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:'''Toph''': It's hot today.
:'''Aang''': [[w:Johnny Carson|How hot is it]]?
:'''Toph''': I dunno, really hot?
:'''Katara''': It's so hot, it's so hot! Th-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh? ''(waits for a reply or laugh)''
:'''Aang''': I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.
:'''Katara''': Oh, everybody's a critic!

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:'''Toph''': You noodlebrains don't have a clue what you're doing. I miss Sokka.
:'''Katara''': Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! ''(Katara grins, Toph turns over)''
:'''Aang''': ''(is silent, then blows away a nearby bug with Airbending)''

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:'''Toph''': Sokka's coming! ''(sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)''
:'''Sokka''': Hey guys. How ya doin? ''(they all hug him)''
:'''Aang''': Sokka!
:'''Toph''': You're back!
:'''Katara''': We missed you so much.
:'''Aang''': Say something funny!
:'''Sokka''': Funny how? ''(Aang and Katara start laughing)'' What's their deal?
:'''Toph''': ''(turns away trying to seem casual)'' I don't know. They missed you or something... ''(blushes)'' I didn't care.
:'''Sokka''': Thanks. That warms my heart.
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:'''Piandao''': Don't think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.
:'''Sokka''': Like a second head?
:'''Piandao''': More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
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:'''Sokka''': I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the southern Water tribe. I lied so I can learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.
:'''Piandao''': I'm sorry too.
[Piandao proceeds to attack Sokka.]
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:'''Piandao''': (after their duel) Excellent work, Sokka. I think I'm a little old to be fighting the Avatar.
:'''Aang''': ''(shocked)'' How did you know?
:'''Piandao''': Oh, I've been around a while. You pick things up. Of course I knew from the beginning that Sokka was Water Tribe... You might want to think of a better Fire Nation cover name. Try Lee. There's a million Lees.
:'''Katara''': But why would you agree to train someone from the Water Tribe?
:'''Piandao''': The way of the sword doesn't belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.

===Chapter 5: The Beach===

''(At Li and Lo's house on Ember Island)''
:'''Zuko''': It smells like old lady in here.
:'''Mai''': Gee, I wonder why.

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:'''Azula''': [''After winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"''] ''Yes''! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your ''shame'' and ''humiliation''! [''pause''] Well, that was fun.

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:'''Azula''': That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [''Points''] Because... it's so sharp.
:'''Chan''': Ummm... Thaaanks.

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:'''Ty Lee''': Thank goodness you're here, Azula. These boys won't leave me alone. I think they all just like me too much!
:'''Azula''': Oh come on, Ty Lee, you can't be that stupid.
:'''Ty Lee''': What do you mean?
:'''Azula''': You make it too easy for them, you're a tease. It's not like they actually care who you are.
:''(Ty Lee starts crying)''
:'''Azula''': Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm a little ''(pauses and whispers)'' jealous.
:'''Ty Lee''': Of ''me''? But you're the smartest, prettiest girl in the whole world!
:'''Azula''': Well, you're right about those things, but every time I try to talk to boys, they act like I'm going to do something horrible to them...
:'''Ty Lee''': But you probably ''would'' do something horrible to them. Okay, look. If you want a boy to like you, just look at him, and smile a lot, and laugh at everything he says, even if it's not funny.
:'''Azula''': Well, that sounds really shallow and stupid... Let's try it!
:'''Ty Lee''': Right. ''[puts on a boyish voice]'' Hey there, sweet sugar-cakes. How ya likin' this party?
:''[Azula does a loud and exaggerated laugh, distracting everybody]''

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(''Azula notices a volleyball game'')
:'''Azula''': Hey, beach bums, we're going next. [''To Ty Lee''] Ty Lee, get over here now!
(''Ty Lee, goes over to on two hands, revealing her red underwear.'')

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:[''Chan and Azula had just shared a passionate kiss.'']
:'''Chan''': You're pretty.
:'''Azula''': ''(sweetly)'' Together, you and I will be ''(evilly)'' the strongest couple in the entire world! ''(creates two blue fireballs in her hands)'' WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH! ''(Chan stares at her like she's crazy)''
:'''Chan''': Uh, I gotta go. ''(he nervously walks away, leaving Azula alone)''

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:'''Zuko''': I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so ''perfect''.
:'''Azula''': Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster... ''[is silent for a moment]'' She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

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:'''Ty Lee''': ''[to Zuko and Mai, who have been arguing]'' Calm down, you guys! This much negative energy is bad for your skin; you'll totally break out.
:'''Zuko''': Bad skin?! ''Normal'' teenagers worry about bad skin! I don't have that luxury! My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson - ON MY FACE!
:'''Ty Lee''': Sorry, Zuko, I--
:'''Zuko''': For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not. I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why!
:'''Azula''': There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
:'''Zuko''': No one! I'm just... angry.
:'''Mai''': Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
:'''Zuko''': Everyone! I don't know!
:'''Azula''': Is it Dad?
:'''Zuko''': No, no.
:'''Ty Lee''': Your uncle?
:'''Azula''': Me?
:'''Zuko''': No! No, no, no!
:'''Mai''': Then who? Who are you angry at?
:'''Azula''': Answer the question, Zuko.
:'''Ty Lee''': Talk to us!
:'''Mai''': Come on, answer the question.
:'''Azula''': Come on, answer it.
:'''Zuko''': ''[makes their fire blaze]'' I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!

===Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Fire Lord===

:''(Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin)''
:'''Azula''': It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. ''(Sarcastically)'' Make sure he gets your good side.

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:''(After explaining their great-grandfather Sozin's history to Zuko)''
:'''Azula''': In the end, he died a very old and successful man.
:'''Zuko''': But ''how'' did he die?
:'''Azula''': Didn't you pay any attention in school, Zuko? He died peacefully in his sleep; he was ancient.

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:''(Zuko begins to read Sozin's last testament)''
:'''Sozin''': ''(voice-over)'' As I feel my own life dimming, I can't help but think of a time when everything was so much brighter...

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:'''Aang''': ''(in disbelief)'' You were friends with Fire Lord Sozin?
:'''Roku''': Back then he was just Prince Sozin...and he was my best friend.

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:'''Roku''': ''(after watching his younger self fail to speak to Ta Min)'' Love is hard, when you're young.
:'''Aang''': You don't have to tell me.
:'''Roku''': Don't worry, it gets better.

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:''(Sozin and Roku see the Fire Sages approach them)''
:'''Sozin''': ''(worried)'' Did something happen to my father?
:'''Fire Sage''': No, Prince Sozin. We are not here for you. We are here to announce the identity of the next Avatar. ''(the crowd gasps in surprise)'' It is our honor to serve you, Avatar Roku. ''(the Fire Sages bow, followed by everyone else in the room)''

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:''(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the Spirit World)''
:'''Katara''': Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
:'''Sokka''': As a matter of fact, they do not.

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:'''Aang''': That's amazing! I can't believe you were friends with Monk Gyatso just like I was!
:'''Roku''': Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes.

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:'''Roku''': After all these years, he was still my best friend and a few months later he was my best man.
:'''Aang''': Roku, it's that girl who didn't even know you were alive!
:'''Roku''': Ta Min... I was persistent. When love is real, it finds a way... and being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.

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:'''Sozin''': Without you, all my plans are suddenly possible. I have a vision for the future, Roku.

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:'''Sozin''': With Roku gone and the Great Comet returning, the timing was perfect to change the world. I knew the next Avatar would be born an Air Nomad so I wiped out the Air Temples, but somehow the new Avatar eluded me. I wasted the remainder of my life searching in vain. I know he's hiding out there somewhere; the Fire Nation's greatest threat, the last Airbender.

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:'''Iroh''': You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your ''mother's'' grandfather was Avatar Roku.
:'''Zuko''': ''(in shock)'' Why are you telling me this?!
:'''Iroh''': Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always at war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy, but there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now by ''you''. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family and the Fire Nation. Born in you, along with all the strife, is the power to restore balance to the world.

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:'''Katara''': You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?
:'''Toph''': It's like these people are ''born'' bad.
:'''Aang''': No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.
:'''Sokka''': Then what was the point?
:'''Aang''': Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.
:'''Toph''': Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
:'''Aang''': [''Aang takes Toph's hand''] I don't see why not.[''Katara takes Toph's other'']
:'''Sokka''': Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-
:'''Katara''': OH SOKKA JUST HOLD HANDS.
:[''Sokka keeps his face turned and grabs Katara's hand.'']

===Chapter 7: The Runaway===

:'''Katara:''' This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
:'''Toph:''' Why? Because it's fun? And you ''hate'' fun?
:'''Katara:''' I don't hate fun. ''(puts Momo on her head)'' See? Fun!
''(Momo slides off Katara's head)''

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:'''Sokka:''' Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like ''(unfurls a wanted poster)''
:'''Toph:''' Well it ''sounds'' like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
:''(Later in the episode)''
:'''Katara:''' ...Well then, what's this? ''(brandishes the same wanted poster)''
:'''Toph:''' ''(seriously irritated)'' I don't ''know''! I mean, seriously, what's ''with'' you people?! I'm ''blind''!

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:''[after being attacked by Combustion Man]''
:'''Aang:''' It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
:'''Sokka:''' You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!

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:'''Sokka''': Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
:'''Toph''': Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
:'''Sokka''': See? It fits so well!

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''(Aang blindfolded. Sokka comes up from behind, running.)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(screams)'' SNEAK ATTACK!
:'''Aang''': ''(hits Sokka with a rock)'' Sokka, sneak attack doesn't work if you yell it out loud.

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:'''Katara''': I knew this would happen!
:'''Toph''': But it was your idea.
:'''Katara''': I know.

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''(Toph and Katara in cage)''
:'''Toph''': wait a minute, it's a trap
:'''Katara''': ''(sarcastically)'' really, no kidding

===Chapter 8: The Puppetmaster===

:'''Aang''': I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.
:'''Toph''': I thought they were ocean kumquats.
:'''Aang''': Close enough.
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:'''Sokka''': People disappearing in the woods, weird stuff during full moons…this just reeks of spirit world shenanigans.
:'''Aang''': I bet if we take a little walk around town, we'll find out what these people did to the environment to make the spirits mad.
:'''Sokka''': And then you can sew up this little mystery, lickety-split, Avatar-style.
:'''Aang''': Helping people…that's what I do.
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:'''Hama''': I control every muscle, every vein in your body. It's impossible for you to escape my grip!
:'''Katara''': Stop... Please...
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:'''Toph''': Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.
:'''Sokka''': ''(outraged)'' The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!
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:'''Katara''': You're not the only one who draws power from the moon. ''(Hama is shocked that Katara managed to resist her bloodbending)'' My bending is more powerful than yours, Hana . Your technique is useless on me! ''(draws water from the ground and forms a ring around herself before directing it at Hama)''
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:'''Aang''': ''(walking up)'' Old Man Ding?
:'''Old Man Ding''': ''(hits his thumb with the hammer)'' Eeh, yeow! Aw, dang blame it! What? Can't you see I'm busy. 'Got a full moon rising. And why does everyone call me that? I'm not that old. ''(tries to pick up a fallen)'' Aww...well, I'm young at heart. Not ready to get snapped up by some moon monster, yet, at least.
:'''Sokka''': ''(takes over the hammering)'' We wanted to ask you about that.
:'''Aang''': Did you get a good look at the spirit that took you?
:'''Old Man Ding''': Didn't see no spirit. Just felt something come over me, like I was possessed. Forced me to start walking toward the mountain. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't control my own limbs. ''(demonstrates a walk like he's possessed)'' It just about had me into a cave up there. And I looked up at the moon, for what I thought would be my last glimpse of light. But then, the sun started to rise. And I got control of myself again! I just high-tailed it away from that mountain as quick as I could!
:'''Sokka''': Why would a spirit want to take people to a mountain?
:'''Toph''': Oh, no!!! I did hear people screaming under the mountain. The missing villagers must still be there.

===Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams===

:''(Aang lies down to sleep)''
:'''Aang''': Goodnight, Katara. Goodnight, Sokka. Goodnight, Toph. Goodnight,Appa. Goodnight, Momo. Goodnight-
:'''Toph''': GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!

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:'''Sokka''' ''(wearing his Wang Fire costume )'': Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?
:'''Aang''': You know what's been bothering me. I have face to the Fire Lord in a few days!
:'''Sokka''': Mm-hmm. Tell me more about this ''Fire Lord''. Why are you so afraid of him?
:'''Aang''': You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet! I'm supposed to defeat and save the world!
:'''Sokka''': Mmm. Life does feel that way sometimes, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil?
:'''Aang''': Okay, but what can I do to make myself feel better?
:'''Sokka''' ''(holding out a koala sheep)'': Wanna try screaming into this pillow? ''(Aang takes it, screams, and the sheep baas)''

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:'''Aang''' ''(at the Ozai practice dummy)'': You think you're untouchable, don't you, Mr. Fire Lord?!
:'''Momo''': Boy, you are really starting to lose it, kid.
:'''Aang''': Momo, did you hear something?
:'''Momo''': No, but I ''said'' something.
:'''Aang''': Uh... ''(he looks at Momo)''
:'''Momo''': You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie. ''(Aang's mouth hangs open, he shakes his head, and looks at Momo again; Momo chatters)''

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:''(Aang's hallucinating a fight between Momo and Appa, then Guru Pathik comes by flying on a cloud, with six arms, playing a sitar with lower arms, while holding bowls of onion and banana juice with middle arms, upper arms waving aimlessly, singing:)''
:'''Guru Pathik''': Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! Chakras, chakras! Chakra sandwich tastes good! Yum!

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:''(Aang's is daydreaming about professing his love for Katara)
:'''Aang''': Invasion, all aboard for the invasion.
:'''Katara''': You don't look so good, are you sure that you can't lie down and take a little nap?
:'''Aang''': I told you, I can't go to sleep.
:'''Katara''': Aang, staying up all night can't be good for you.
:'''Aang''': Actually staying up all night has given me some time to think and I've realized some big things Katara.
:'''Katara''':What big things?
:'''Aang''': I'm seeing everything so clearly now, what really matters, why I'm really doing this, I'm doing it to save the world, but more than that. I'm doing it for the people I love. I'm doing it for you, Katara.
:'''Katara''': Aang, what are you saying?
:'''Aang''': I'm saying...I love you.
:''(Aang gives Katara a peck on the lips, then they start kissing passionately)''
:'''Katara''': What are we doing?
:'''Aang''': What our hearts have been telling us to do for a long, long time. Baby, you're my forever girl.
:''(Aang goes back to reality)
:'''Katara''':Aang?
:'''Aang''': Huh?
:'''Katara''': I was just saying you should take a nap.
:'''Aang''': Oh...I guess I kinda drifted off into a daydream.
:'''Katara''': What was your dream about?
:'''Aang''': Uh...living underwater?

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:''(Aang is dreaming)''
:'''Aang''': Your reign of tyranny is over, Fire Lord. I'm taking you down!
:'''Ozai''': Do you really think you can take me down? You're not even wearing pants!
:'''Aang''': No, Fire Lord Ozai. You're not wearing pants!
:'''Ozai''': (screams)'' My royal parts are showing!

===Chapters 10 & 11: Day of Black Sun===
====The Invasion====

:'''Du''': Hoo-wee! There ain't nothing like this back in the swamp! ''(points at a rock)'' Whatcha rekon that is, Tho? Some sort of Fire Nation trap exploding trap would eat ya?
:'''Tho''': It's just a rock, Du.
:'''Du''': Well, I'll be!
:'''Hakoda''': Is it just me, or are those fellows a little loose on the leaf hats?
:'''Bato''': I just wish they'd wear pants.
:'''Huu''': Pants are an illusion... and so is death.

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:'''Toph''': No way! Is that- ''(the Hippo picks her up and hugs her)''
:'''Hippo''': Hippo happy to see Blind Bandit.
:'''Toph''': You guys here for a rematch?
:'''Boulder''': Negatory. The Boulder and the Hippo no longer fight for others' entertainment. Now we fight for our kingdom!
:'''Toph''':''(suddenly happy)'' Sweet!

====The Eclipse====

:'''Zuko''': After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison, and I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one who's been a real father to me.
:'''Ozai''': [''Laughs''] That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.
:'''Zuko''': But I've come to an even more important decision. I'm gonna join the Avatar, and I'm going to help him defeat you.
:'''Ozai''': Really? Since you're a full blown traitor and you want me gone, why wait? I'm powerless. You've got your swords. Why don't you just do it now?
:'''Zuko''': Because I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the Avatar's destiny. Goodbye.
:'''Ozai''': ''Coward!'' You may think that you're brave enough to face me, but you'll only do it during the Eclipse. If ''you'' have any real courage, you'll stick around until the sun comes out. Don't you want to hear what happened to your mother?
:'''Zuko''': What happened that night?
:'''Ozai''': My father, Fire Lord Azulon, had commanded me to do the unthinkable to you, my own son, and I was going to do it. Your mother found out and swore she would protect you at any cost. She knew I wanted the throne, so she proposed a plan; a plan in which I would become Fire Lord and your life would be spared. Your mother did vicious treasonous things that night. She knew the consequences and accepted them. For her treason she was banished.
:'''Zuko''': So she's alive.
:'''Ozai''': Perhaps.... Now I realize that banishment is far to merciful a penalty for treason. Your penalty will be far steeper.... ''(The eclipse ends, and Ozai strikes Zuko with lightning, only for Zuko to direct it back to him, knocking Ozai off his feet)''

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:'''Aang''': Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!
:'''Azula''': Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
:'''Sokka''': Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.
:'''Toph''': And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
:'''Azula''': Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.
''(pause)''
:'''Toph''': Okay, you're good, I admit it. ''(bends the earth underneath Azula so that it encases her is a conical shape)'' But you really ought to consider telling the truth anyway.

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:'''Sokka''': Wait! Toph, Aang, stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.
:'''Azula''': Not true. I'm giving it my all.
:'''Toph''': You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!
:'''Azula''': Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.
:'''Toph''' ''(angrily)'': I'll roll your whole head!
:'''Sokka''': She's just baiting you again.

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:'''Zuko''': For so long, all I wanted was you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. ''You'', my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. ''My father'', who challenged me, a 13-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?
:'''Ozai''': ''(bitterly)'' It was to teach you respect.
:'''Zuko''': It was cruel! And it was wrong.
:'''Ozai''': Then you have learned nothing.
:'''Zuko''': No, I’ve learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own. Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don’t see our greatness - they hate us! And we deserve it. We’ve created an era of fear in the world. And if we don’t want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.
:'''Ozai''': ''(laughs mockingly)'' Your Uncle has gotten to you, hasn’t he?
:'''Zuko''': ''(closes his eyes for a second, then smiles)'' Yes. He has.

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''(Aang flies down on his glider)''
:'''Sokka''': Please tell me you're here because the Firelord is a big wimp and you didn't need to take him down.
:'''Aang''': He wasn’t home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned.

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:'''Toph''': This way. That way's a dead end.
:'''Sokka''': What would we do without you?
:'''Toph''': Perish and burn in magma.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, pretty much!

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''(Tyro to firebending guards)''
:'''Tyro''': Stop! Surrender peacefully and we won't harm you.
:'''Guards''': We will never surrender!
''(Guard does some fancy firebending move but nothing happens due to the solar eclipse)''
:'''Guard''': Ok. We surrender.

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:'''Azula''': ''(To Aang, Sokka and Toph)'' Oh, looks like the firebending's back on.

=== Chapter 12: The Western Air Temple ===

:'''Zuko''': Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you? Uh yeah, I guess I should apologize for that, but anyway I'm good now. I mean, I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad, but anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending.
:''(Camera zooms out to show Zuko is talking to a big frog. The frog croaks)''
:'''Zuko''': Well, what's your answer!?
:''(The frog jumps on Zuko's head, then leaps away)''
:'''Zuko''': Yeah, that's what I'd say too.
''(Zuko is alone)''
:'''Zuko''': How am I supposed to convince these people that I'm on their side? What would uncle do? ''(imitating Iroh)'' Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. Ugh, even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means. What would Azula do? ''(imitating Azula)'' Listen Avatar, I can join your group, or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice! ''(looks at frog)'' I guess I'm not that good at impersonations.
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:'''Zuko''': Why am I so bad at being good?''
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:''[Sokka strikes the Combustion Man with his boomerang]''
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, boomerang!
:''[Everyone witnesses the Combustion Man stand up almost immediately]''
:'''Sokka''': ''[worried]'' Awww, boomerang!
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:'''Katara''': ''(Gazing at Zuko with a dark look)'' You might have everyone else buying your... ''"transformation"'', but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, Right then and there. ''Permanently''. ''(Exits the room, leaving Zuko shocked)''

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:'''The Duke''': I miss Pipsqueak.
:'''Sokka''': I miss not having blisters on my feet!

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''(As the group reach the Western Air Temple)''
:'''Toph''': We're here!
:'''Katara''': ''(Can't see the temple)'' Uh, Toph, I think your feet need their eyes checked.

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:'''Haru''': Come on. I'll race you, Duke.
:'''The Duke''': I told you, it's THE Duke!

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:'''Zuko''': ''(To himself, after revealing to Aang that he was the one who sent Combustion Man)'' Ugh, why do I have to be so stupid? How could I tell them that I sent an assassin after them? Couldn't I say that Azula did it? They would've believed that! Stupid! ''(Hits his head)''

=== Chapter 13 The Firebending Masters ===

:'''Zuko''': ''(trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames)'' Just breathe and... ''(Punches but only a weak flame come out)''
:'''Aang''': That one kinda felt hot.
:'''Zuko''': ''(Angrily)'' Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
:'''Aang''': Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
:'''Zuko''': ''(still angry)'' And stop calling me that!

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:'''Zuko''' ''(while he and Aang are on their way to the Sun Warriors' ruins)'': We've been riding for hours. I don't know why, but I thought this thing would be a lot faster! ''(Appa growls)''
:'''Aang''': Appa's right, Zuko. In our group, typically we start our missions with a more upbeat attitude.
:'''Zuko''' ''(under his breath)'': Oh, I can't believe this.
:'''Aang''': Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.

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:'''Aang''': The past can be a great teacher. ''(trips over a wire, opens a spike trap, and manages to blow himself over it just in time and looks back fearfully)'' Zuko? I think the past is trying to kill me!

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:'''Aang''': Zuko, get over here! I want you to dance with me!
:'''Zuko''': What?!

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:'''Aang''' ''(while he and Zuko are still trapped in the chamber with the green glue-like substance)'': You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
:'''Zuko''': At least I made something happen! If it were up to ''you'', we'd never made across the courtyard!
:'''Aang''': HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPP!
:'''Zuko''': ''Who'' are you yelling to? Nobody's lived here for centuries!
:'''Aang''': Well, what do ''you'' think we should do?
:'''Zuko''': ...Think about our place in the Universe?

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:'''Aang''': Please! I don't normally play this card, but I'm the Avatar.

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:'''Hob Gao''': ''(in gleeful anticipation)'' Ohhhhhhh, here it comes. Any moment now. Dinner for the Masters.
:'''Sun Warrior Chief''': Quiet, Hob Gao.
:'''Hob Gao''': ''(annoyed)'' What? Everyone's thinking it.

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:'''Sun Warrior Chief''': ''(with a serious face and voice)'' Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence... We have no choice but to imprison you here... forever. ''(Aang and Zuko are completely shocked. The Chief suddenly smiles)'' Just kidding. ''(His face and voice go serious again)'' But seriously, don't tell anyone.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves)'' Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
:'''Zuko''': It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.
:'''Sokka''': We'll just tap dance our way to victory over the Fire Nation.
:'''Zuko''': It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
:'''Katara''': Oh yeah? What's your little form called?
:'''Zuko''': ...The Dancing Dragon. ''(everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)''

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:(''Referring to The Masters, whom they are about to meet'')
:'''Aang''': What if they judge us, and attack us?
:'''Zuko''': Well, we're the Fire Prince and the Avatar. I think we can take these guys in a fight, whoever they are.
:(''After finding out "The Masters" are two enormous, ferocious dragons'')
:'''Aang''': Still think we can take 'em?
:'''Zuko''': Shh! I never said that!

:'''Sokka''': Hey Jerks! Mind if I watch you two jerks do your jerkbending?
:'''Zuko''': GET OUT OF HERE!
:'''Sokka''': Alright geesh, I was just teasing. Jerkbending, Still got it.

===Chapter 14 The Boiling Rock Part 1===

:'''Zuko''' ''(after catching Sokka trying to sneak away on Appa)'': Not up to anything, huh? ''(Sokka screams and falls off Appa)''
:'''Sokka''': Fine, you caught me. I'm gonna go rescue my dad. You happy now?
:'''Zuko''' ''(darkly)'': I'm never happy.

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:'''Sokka''': Pretty clouds.
:'''Zuko''': Yeah.. fluffy. [Sokka begins to whistle due to awkward silence]
:'''Zuko''': What?
:'''Sokka''': Wha-- Oh! I didn't say anything. [Brief silence]
:'''Sokka''': You know, a friend of mine designed these war balloons.
:'''Zuko''': No kidding.
:'''Sokka''': Yep! A balloon... but for war.
:'''Zuko''': There's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, it seems to run in the family.
:'''Zuko''': Hey. Hold on, not everyone in my family is like that.
:'''Sokka''': I know. I know, you've changed.
:'''Zuko''': I meant my Uncle... He was more than a father to me... And I really let him down.
:'''Sokka''': I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us. That's hard.
:'''Zuko''': It wasn't that hard.
:'''Sokka''': Really? You didn't leave anyone behind you care about?
:'''Zuko''': Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
:'''Sokka''': That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
:'''Zuko''': Yeah. ''[smiles]'' Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
:'''Sokka''': My first girlfriend turned into the moon. ''[frowns]''
:'''Zuko''': That's rough, buddy.

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:'''Sokka:''' Oh, good. You guys have met.
:'''Suki:''' Actually, we met a long time ago.
:'''Zuko:''' We did?
:'''Suki:''' Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. ''(pause)''
:'''Zuko:''' Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

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:'''Warden:''' Get the fugitives and throw them in the cooler.
:'''Guard:''' Uh, they are in a cooler, sir.
:'''Warden:''' ONE THAT'S BOLTED DOWN AND NOT FLOATING IN THE WATER!

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:'''Zuko''': ''(trying to comfort Sokka)'' Oh, what would Uncle say? Sometimes, clouds have two sides- a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So, when life seems hard...take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
:'''Sokka''': Maybe we haven't failed after all!
:'''Zuko''': That's the spirit! I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.
:'''Sokka''': No, what you said made no sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

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:'''Zuko''':(''attemping to inspire Sokka to not quit and stay at the prison and rescue his dad'') No, its not Sokka. Look you're going to fail a lot before things work out...
:'''Sokka''': This is supposed to make me feel better?!?!
:'''Zuko''': Even though you'll probably fail over and over again...
:'''Sokka''': Seriously you're not helping!
:'''Zuko''': You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.

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===Chapter 15 The Boiling Rock Part 2===
:'''Sokka''': (''speaking to his father in prison about escaping'') And do you know Prince Zuko?
:'''Hakoda''': The son of the Fire Lord? I don't know him but I know ''of'' him.
:'''Sokka''': Well he's here too.
:'''Hakoda''': (''downcast'') Sounds like a major problem.
:'''Sokka''': Actually he's on our side now.
:(''Hakoda looks at him skeptically'')
:'''Sokka''': I know, I had the same reaction. After all he's done it was really hard trusting him. But he's really proven himself, and I never would have found you without his help.

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:''(The Warden is interrogating a guard that Chit Sang implemented in an escape attempt)''
:'''Guard''': I'm telling you - it wasn't me!
:'''Warden''': Save your breath! I know you've been working together. You threw Chit Sang in the very cooler they used to escape. It was all part of your plan.
:'''Guard''': That was just a coincidence!
:'''Guard at door''': Sir, there's someone to see you.
:'''Warden''': ''(furiously)'' Who told you to interrupt me?! ''(sees Azula and falls to his knees)''
:'''Azula''': I did.
:'''Warden''': ''(uneasily)'' Princess Azula... it is an honor to welcome you to the Fire Nation's most exemplary prison. I didn't realize you were coming.
:'''Azula''': Who is this? ''(she approaches and looks at the guard being interrogated)''
:'''Warden''': He's a guard who was involved in a recent and feeble escape attempt.
:'''Guard''': It wasn't me!
:'''Warden''': Quiet, you!
:'''Azula''': ''(dryly)'' You're wasting your time. ''(turns to leave)'' That's not one of them.
:'''Warden''': How do you know?
:'''Azula''': ''(smirking)'' Because I'm a ''people person''.

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:'''Sokka:''' Hey, I just got orders. Let all the prisoners out into the yard.
:'''Prison guard:''' But... we're in the middle of a lockdown.
:'''Sokka''': Oh, okay. I'll just tell the warden you said that. I'm sure he will be glad to know about you undermining his authority. What's your name again?
:'''Prison guard:''' ''(flailing his arms)'' Wait. Don't tell the Warden, I… I'm just a little confused.
:'''Sokka:''' Hey, I'm confused too. But the Warden's in a bad mood and irrational. So if you ask me, it's best not to question it and just do what he says.
:'''Prison guard:''' Yeah, you're right

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:''(Hakoda sees Azula and Ty Lee)''
:'''Hakoda''': Wait! Who's that?
:'''Zuko''': That's a problem; it's my sister and her friend.

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:''(After Hakoda shoves a prisoner to start a riot)''
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings.
:'''Hakoda''': Aren't you mad at me?
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Well, normally I would be, but I've been learning to control my anger.

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:''(The Boiling Rock prisoners start a riot)''
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Forget about controlling my anger! LET'S RIOT!

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:'''Warden''' ''(when Suki has her fist close to his face)'': You wouldn't dare. ''(Suki spins him around, binds and gags him)''
:'''Suki''': Sorry, Warden. You're ''my'' prisoner now. I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here. ''(Hakoda, Sokka, Zuko, and Chit Zang arrive, breathless)''
:'''Chief Hakoda''': That's ''some'' girl.
:'''Sokka''': Tell me about it.

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:'''Prison guard''' ''(when Mai uses her knives to pin his arms to the wall)'': What are you doing?!
:'''Mai''': Saving the jerk who dumped me.

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:'''Azula''': I never expected this from you. The thing I don't understand is ''why''? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.
:'''Mai''': I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
:'''Azula''': ''(yelling)'' No, YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more! ''(She and Mai prepare to fight, but Ty Lee suddenly attacks Azula. She gasps and falls down, paralyzed.)''
:'''Ty Lee''': ''(runs to Mai)'' Come on, let's get out of here!
:''(They attempt to leave, but the guards surround and arrest them. Two guards pick Azula up)''
:'''Azula''': ''(growling)'' You're both fools!
:'''Guard''': What shall we do with them, Princess?
:'''Azula''': Put them somewhere I'll never have to see their faces again. And let them rot!

===Chapter 16 The Southern Raiders===

:'''Katara''' (''after Zuko has knocked her out of the way of falling rocks''): What are you doing?
:'''Zuko''': Keeping rocks from crushing you.
:'''Katara''': Okay, I'm not crushed, you can get off me now.
:'''Zuko''': I'll take that as a 'thank you'.

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:'''Zuko''' (''as Azula is attacking the temple''): What are you doing here?
:'''Azula''': You mean it's not obvious yet? I am about to celebrate becoming an ONLY CHILD!

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:'''Aang''': (''jokingly'') Is it your turn for a field trip with Zuko?
:'''Katara''': (''angrily'') Yes, it is.

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:'''Sokka''': Can I borrow Momo for a week?
:'''Aang''': Why do you want to borrow Momo? ''(Sokka shrugs)''

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:'''Zuko''' ''(to Katara)'': I know who killed your mother. I’m going to help you find him.

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:'''Zuko''' ''(sees Azula falling)'': She's... not gonna make it. ''(Azula saves herself with her firebending and hair pin)'' Of course she did.

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:'''Zuko''': This isn't fair. Everyone else seems to trust me now. What is it with you?
:'''Katara''': Oh everyone trusts you now? I was the first person to trust you, remember? Back in Ba Sing Se. And you turned around and betrayed me. Betrayed all of us!
:'''Zuko''': What can I do to make it up to you?
:'''Katara''': You really wanna know? Hm, maybe you could reconquer Ba Sing Se in the name of the Earth King? Or, I know, you could bring my mother back!

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:'''Aang''': Wow, camping. It really seems like old times again, doesn't it?
:'''Zuko''': If you really want it to feel like old times again, I could... chase you around for a while and try to capture you. ''(everybody, except Katara, laughs)''

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:''[In a flashback, the leader of the Southern Raiders Fire Navy division is interrogating Katara's Mother, Kya, to reveal the identity of the last Waterbender.]''
:'''Kya''': If I tell you, do you promise to leave the rest of the village alone?
:'''Yon Rha''': ''[Nods in assent]''
:'''Kya''': ...It's me. Take me as your prisoner.
:'''Yon Rha''': [ cruel smile] I'm afraid I'm not taking prisoners today...
:''[Back in the present.]''
:'''Katara''': She lied to you. She was protecting the last Waterbender.
:'''Yon Rha''': What? Who?!
:'''Katara''': ''Me!''
:''(Katara raises her hands and the rain suddenly stops all around them and reforms into a huge dome of water; she sends a rush of water at Yon Rha, transforming it into ice daggers that stop just short of killing him; suddenly, Katara relents and lets them melt)''
:'''Yon Rha''': ''[Drops to his knees in terror]'' I did a bad thing! I know I did and you deserve revenge, so why don't you take my mother? That would be fair!
:'''Katara''': I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing, but now that I see you, I think I understand. There's just nothing inside you, nothing at all. You're pathetic and sad and empty.
:'''Yon Rha''': Please, spare me!
:'''Katara''' But as much as I hate you... I just can't do it.

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:'''Katara''': I wanted to do it. I wanted to take out all my anger at him. But... I couldn't. I don't know if it's because I'm too weak to do it, or if it's because I'm strong enough not to.
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(''After a conversation about Yon Rha'')
:'''Katara''': I'm not ready to forgive him. (''She walks up to Zuko'') But I am ready to forgive you. (''She hugs Zuko and walks away'')
:'''Zuko''': You were right about what Katara needed; violence wasn't the answer.
:'''Aang''': It never is.
:'''Zuko''': Then I have a question for you. What are you going to do when you face my father? (''Aang turns his head back in fear'')

===Chapter 17 The Ember Island Players===

:'''Sokka''': You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!
:'''Suki''': We were just in town and we saw this poster! ''[reveals poster about the play]''
:'''Katara''': What? How is that possible?
:'''Sokka''': Listen to this: "''The Boy In The Iceberg'' is a production of acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim. We scoured the globe gathering information about the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. Sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

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:'''Actor Iroh''': Prince Zuko, you must try this cake.
:'''Actor Zuko''': I dont have time to stuff my face. I must capture the Avatar and regain my honor.
:'''Actor Iroh''': While you do that, maybe I'll capture another slice. ''(Starts eating the cake)''
:'''Actor Zuko''': You sicken me.
:'''Real Zuko''': ''(about the play)'': They made me look stiff and completely humorless.
:'''Real Katara''': Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
:'''Real Zuko''': How can you say that?!
:'''Actor Iroh''': Let's forget about the Avatar, and get massages.
:'''Actor Zuko''': HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! ''(Katara grins, and Zuko pouts)''

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:'''Actor Sokka''': Why did you have to steal that waterbending scroll?
:'''Actor Katara''': ''(crying hysterically)'' It just gave me so much hope!
:'''Real Katara''': ''(Sticks her tongue out in disgust)''

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:'''Zuko''': So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.
:'''Sokka''': Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.
:'''Suki''': Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.
:'''Sokka''': I know!
:'''Aang''': At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!
:'''Toph''': I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.
:''[Aang growls]''
:'''Katara''': Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.
:''[Everyone looks at Katara.]''
:'''Katara''': What?
:'''Aang''': Yeah... that's not you at all.

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:'''Actor Azula''': You caught me. Wait! What's that? I think it's your honor!
:'''Actor Zuko''': Where?!

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:'''Actor Jet''' ''[zombie-like]'': Must serve Earth King! Must destroy! ''[A paper rock glides down while he babbles incoherently]'' Noooooooo! ''[Half of it falls on him, crawls the rest of the way in]''
:'''Zuko''': Did Jet just...die?
:'''Sokka''': You know, it was really unclear...

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:''The scene is when Zuko joins Azula during 'Crossroads of Destiny'.''
:'''Actor Zuko''': I hate you, Uncle! You smell! And I hate you for all time!
:'''Katara''': ''[Shocked]'' You didn't really say that, did you?
:'''Zuko''': ''[Ashamed]'' I might as well have.

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:''During the intermission, a boy dressed up as Aang passes the real Zuko and Toph''
:'''Boy''': Hey, your Zuko costume is pretty good, but your scar is on the wrong side.
:'''Zuko''': ''[furiously]'' THE SCAR IS ''NOT'' ON THE WRONG SIDE!

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:'''Suki''': It seems every time there's a big battle you guys barely make it out alive. I mean, you guys lose a lot.
:'''Sokka''': You're one to talk Suki. Didn't Azula take you captive? That's right, she did! ''(Suki narrows her eyes)''
:'''Suki''' ''(completely calm)'': Are you trying to get on my bad side?
:'''Sokka''': I'm just saying.

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:'''Katara''': Are you alright?
:'''Aang''': No, I'm not. ''I hate this play!''
:'''Katara''': I know it's upsetting, but it sounds like you're overreacting...
:'''Aang''': Overreacting!? If I hadn't blocked my chakra, I'd probably be in the Avatar State right now!

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:'''Toph''': Geez, everyone is getting so upset about their characters. Even you seem more down than usual. And that's saying something.
:'''Zuko''': You don't get it. It's different for you. You get a muscly version of yourself taking down ten bad guys at once and making sassy remarks.
:'''Toph''': Yeah, that's pretty great.
:'''Zuko''': But for me, it takes all the mistakes I have made in my life and shoves them back in my face. My uncle. He's always been on my side even when thing were bad. He was there for me. He taught me so much. And how do I repay him? With a knife in his back. It's my greatest regret and I may never get to redeem myself.
:'''Toph''': You have redeemed yourself to your uncle. You don't realize it, but you already have.
:'''Zuko''': How do you know?
:'''Toph''': Beacause I once had a long conversation with the guy. And all he would talk about was you.
:'''Zuko''': Really?
:'''Toph''': Yeah, and it was kind of annoying.
:'''Zuko''': Oh, sorry.
:'''Toph''': But it was also very sweet. All your uncle wanted was for you to follow your own path and see the light. Now you're here with us. He'd be proud. ''(Toph punches him on the shoulder)''
:'''Zuko''': Ow! What was that for?!
:'''Toph''': That's how I show affection.

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:''(Zuko's hair is really spiky and long)''
:'''Actor Iroh''': Zuko, it's time we we had a talk... about your hair! It's gone too far!!!"

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:'''Zuko''': That... Wasn't a good play.
:'''Aang''': I'll say.
:'''Katara''': No kidding.
:'''Suki''': Horrible.
:'''Toph''': You said it.
:'''Sokka''': But the effects were decent.

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:'''Aang''': Katara, did you really mean what you said in there?
:'''Katara''': In where? What are you talking about?
:'''Aang''': Onstage, when you said I was just like a brother to you and that you didn't have feelings for me...
:'''Katara''': I didn't say that! An actor said that.
:'''Aang''': But it's true, isn't it. (''sadly'') We kissed at the invasion... and I thought we were gonna be together... but we're not.
:'''Katara''': Aang... I don't know.
:'''Aang''': ''Why'' don't you know?
:'''Katara''': Because, we're in the middle of a war and we have other things to worry about. This isn't the right time.
:'''Aang''': (''impatiently'') Well, when is the right time?
:'''Katara''': Aang, I'm sorry, but right now, I'm just a little confused. (''Aang leans in and kisses Katara, who backs away furiously'') I just said I was confused! ...I'm going inside. (''runs away'')
:'''Aang''': ''(hits his head and groans)'' Aaargh, I'm such an idiot!

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:'''Sokka''': I guess that’s it. ''(He stands up and stretches)'' The play’s caught up to the present now.
:'''Suki''': Wait. (she tugs on Sokka’s shirt and drags him back down to his seat) The play’s not over.
:'''Sokka''': But it is over. ''(He puts his hand on his chin in deep thought)'' Unless… ''(Camera zooms in on his face, his face lights up mysteriously and spooky music being to play)'' this is the future?

===Chapters 18, 19, 20 & 21: Sozin's Comet===
====The Phoenix King====

:'''Katara''': What happened!?
:'''Sokka''': Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki ''(tries to pick up the fallen sand to mould the sculpture back into shape)'' and he destroyed it! Oh, and he’s attacking Aang.

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:'''Katara''': Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

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:'''Sokka''': All right! Team Avatar is back! (camera zooms to Aang) Air, (camera zooms to Katara) water, (camera zooms to Toph) earth, (camera zooms to Zuko) fire- ''(camera zooms back to Sokka and Suki as Sokka grabs a bunch of leaves and hands them to Suki, taking a longer leaf and holding it in the air)'' fan, and sword! ''(his leaf limps)''

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:'''Toph''': I am not Toph! I am Melon Lord! ''(Toph laughs maniacally)''

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:'''Toph''': So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?
:'''Sokka''': Whatever makes the training seem more realistic.
:'''Toph''': Sweetness!

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:'''Toph''': Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too?
:'''Sokka''': ''(horrified)'' Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! ''(runs to Appa)'' Appa ate Momo!''(opens Appa's mouth)'' Momo, I'm coming for ya, buddy!
:'''Katara''': Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.
:'''Sokka''': That's just what Appa wants you to think!
:''(climbs into Appa's mouth)''
:'''Zuko''': Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka.

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:'''General Shinu''': Ba Sing Se is still under our control. However, Earthbender rebellions has prevented us from achieving total victory.
:'''Ozai''': What is your recommendation?
:'''General Shinu''': Our army is spread too thin. But once the eclipse is over and the invasion defeated, we should transfer more domestic forces into the Earth Kingdom.
:'''Ozai''': Hmm, Prince Zuko, you've been among the Earth Kingdom commoners. Do you think adding more troops will stop these rebellions?
:'''Zuko''': The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong. They can endure anything as long as they have hope.
:'''Ozai''': Yes, you're right. We need to destroy their hope.
:'''Zuko''': Well, that's not exactly what I...
:'''Azula''': I say you should take their precious hope and the rest of their land and ''burn it'' all to the ground.
:'''Ozai''': Yes. Yes, you're right, Azula.

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:'''Ozai''': Sozin's Comet is almost upon us and on that day will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred suns. No bender will stand a chance against us.
:'''General Shinu''': What are you suggesting, sir?
:'''Ozai''': When the Comet last came, my grandfather, Fire Lord Sozin used it to wipe out the Air Nomads. Now I will use its power to end the Earth Kingdom... permanently! From our airships we will rain fire over their lands. A fire that will destroy ''everything''. And out of the ashes, a new world will be born. A world in which all the lands are Fire Nation and I will be the supreme ruler of everything!

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:''[About defeating the Fire Lord without killing him]''
:'''Aang''': Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use gluebending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore.
:'''Zuko''': Yeah. Then you can show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again.
:'''Aang''': ''(eagerly)'' Do you really think that would work?
:'''Zuko''': ''No!''

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:'''Aang''': This goes against everything I learned from the monks. I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like.
:'''Sokka''': Sure you can! You're the Avatar. If it's in the name of keeping balance I'm pretty sure the universe will forgive you.

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:'''Katara''': I have a surprise for everyone!
:'''Toph''': I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!
''(Everyone stares)''
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:'''Azula''': Sorry I’m late, Father. Good palanquin bearers are so hard to come by these days. So, is everything ready for our departure?
:'''Ozai''': There has been a change of plans, Azula.
:'''Azula''': What?!
:'''Ozai''': I’ve decided to lead the fleet of airships to Ba Sing Se alone. You will remain here in the Fire Nation.
:'''Azula''': But I thought we were going to do this together!
:'''Ozai''': My decision is ''final''.
:'''Azula''': You... you can’t treat me like this. You can’t treat me like Zuko!
:'''Ozai''': Azula, silence yourself!
:'''Azula''': But it was my idea to burn everything to the ground! I deserve to be by your side!
:'''Ozai''': Azula! Listen to me... I need you here to watch over the homeland, it’s a very important job that I can only entrust to you.
:'''Azula''': Really?
:'''Ozai''': And for your loyalty, I’ve decided to declare you the new Fire Lord.
:'''Azula''': "Fire Lord Azula‌"... it does seem appropriate. But, what about you‌?
:'''Ozai''': Fire Lord Ozai is no more. Just as the world will be reborn in fire, I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world. From this moment on, I will be known as... the “Phoenix King”!

====The Old Masters====
:'''Sokka''': Hey, I remember her. She helped you attack us!
:'''Zuko''': Yup, back in the good ol' days.
:'''June''': Oh great. It's Prince Pouty. Where's your creepy grandpa?
:'''Zuko''': He's my uncle... and he's not here.
:'''June''': I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.
:''Katara and Zuko together:''
:'''Katara''': I'm ''not'' his girlfriend!
:'''Zuko''': She's ''not'' my girlfriend! ()
:'''June''': Okay, okay, sheesh! I was only teasing. So what do you want?
:'''Zuko''': I need your help finding the Avatar.
:'''June''': Hm. Doesn't sound too fun.
:'''Zuko''': ''Does the end of the world sound like '''more''' fun?!''

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:(June and Nyla being "friendly")
:'''June''': Nyla! (Throws juicy meat to Nyla).
:'''June''': Who's my little, mmm, shnuffly, wuffly.
:(Nyla attacks)
:'''June''': Whoa! Careful there. Okay, so who's got something with the Avatar's scent on it?
:'''Katara''': I have Aang's staff.
:(Nyla searches, but finds that Aang is no where he can smell.)
:'''Zuko''': Well, what does that mean?
:'''June''': Means you're friend's gone!
:'''Toph''': We know he's gone, that's why we're trying to find him.
:'''June''': No I mean he's ''gone'' gone. He doesn't exist!

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:'''Aang''': Where are we Momo? Maybe I'm in the spirit world? But wait, you can see me. We could both be in the spirit world. (Airbends). Nope, my bending works. Maybe if we climb to the top of the island, we can figure out where we are.

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:'''Sokka''': What do you mean, Aang doesn't "exist." Do you mean he's, you know, dead?
:'''June''': Nope, we could find him if he were dead. Ah, that's a real headscratcher. See ya!
:'''Toph''': Helpful, real Helpful!
:'''Zuko''': Wait, I have another idea. There's only one other person in this world who can help us face the firelord. I'll be right back with a smell sample.

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:'''Bumi''': Well, look who's here. ''(Katara and Sokka smile)''

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:'''Zuko''': Uncle, you're the only person other than the Avatar who can possibly defeat the father Lord.
:'''Toph''': (realizing what Zuko said): You mean the Fire Lord.
:'''Zuko''': (sharply) That's what I just said.

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:'''Sokka''' ''(after finding Pakku married Gran-Gran)'': Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!
:'''Pakku''': You can still just call me Pakku.
:'''Sokka''': How about Grampakku?!
:'''Pakku''': No.

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:'''Suki''': But wait! How do you all know each other?
:'''Bumi''': All old people know each other, don't you know that?
:'''Piandao''': We're all part of the same ancient secret society, a group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations.
:'''Zuko''': The Order of the White Lotus.
:'''Bumi''': That's the one!

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:'''Bumi''': Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important! (King Bumi leans into Sokka's face, wide eyed, they are nose to nose) (''pause'') Where's Momo?
:'''Sokka''': He's gone... and so is Aang.
:'''Bumi''': Oh, well. So long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. Let's go. ''(he Earthbends himself in the air and laughs crazily)''

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:'''Bumi''' ''About the right time to strike'': "I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it!"

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:'''Fire Nation Guard''' ''(during the eclipse)'': What do your think you're doing?
:''[The guards try to firebend, but can't because of the eclipse.]''
:'''Bumi''': Taking back my city. You've got no firepower and it's payback time.

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:'''Bumi''': So what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?
:''(Sokka and Zuko look at each other)''
:'''Zuko''': Nah.
:'''Sokka''': No, not really.

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:''Zuko apologizes to Iroh for his previous betrayal at Ba Sing Se''
:'''Zuko''': Uncle, I know you must have mixed feelings about seeing me. But I want you to know... I am so, so sorry uncle. ''(starts crying)'' I am so sorry and ashamed of what I did! I don't know how I can ever make it up to you, but I...
:''(Iroh grabs Zuko by his shirt and embraces him)''
:'''Zuko''': How can you forgive me so easily?! I thought you would be furious with me!
:'''Iroh''': I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you'd lost your way.
:'''Zuko''': I did lose my way.
:'''Iroh''': But you found it again! And you did it by yourself! And I'm so ''happy'' you found your way here.
:'''Zuko''': It wasn't that hard uncle. You have a pretty strong scent.

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:'''Avatar Roku''': If I had been more decisive, and acted sooner, I could have stopped Sozin, and stopped the war before it started. I offer you this wisdom, Aang, you must be decisive.

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:'''Avatar Kyoshi''': In my day, Chin the Conqueror threatened to throw the world out of balance. I stopped him, and the world entered a great era of peace.
:'''Aang''': But you didn’t really kill Chin; technically, he fell to his own doom because he was too stubborn to get out of the way.
:'''Avatar Kyoshi''': Personally, I don’t really see the difference, but I assure you, I would have done whatever it took to stop Chin. I offer you this wisdom, Aang, only justice will bring peace.
:'''Aang''': I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi.

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:'''Avatar Kuruk''': I lost the woman I loved, to Koh, the face stealer. It was my fault. If I had been more attentive and more active, I could have saved her. Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny and the destiny of the world.

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:'''Aang''': All these past Avatars, they keep telling me I'm gonna have to do it. They don't get it.
:''Momo makes some incomprehensible sound.''
:'''Aang''': You're right! Maybe an Air Nomad Avatar will understand where I'm coming from.
:''Momo stares.''
:'''Aang''': I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can helps me think.
:''Momo makes some more sound.''
:'''Aang''': I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.

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:'''Avatar Yangchen''': Here is my wisdom for you: selfless duty calls for you to sacrifice your own spiritual needs, and do whatever it takes to protect the world.
:'''Aang''': ''(to Momo, after Yangchen disappears)'' I guess I don’t have a choice, Momo. I have to kill the Fire Lord.

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:'''Zuko''': So if I'm going to be Fire Lord after the war is over, what are you gonna do?
:'''Iroh''': After I reconquer Ba Sing Se, I'm going to reconquer my tea shop! (''flips the White Lotus Tile)'' And I'm going to play Pai Sho every day.
:'''Katara''': Goodbye, General Iroh!
:'''Iroh''': Goodbye, everyone. Today, destiny is our friend. I know it.

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:'''Lion turtle''': The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.

====Into the Inferno====

:'''Suki''': It's weird to say, but the comet actually looks beautiful.
:'''Toph''': Too bad the Fire Lord's about to use it to destroy the world.

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''(Azula is shown in front of a large mirror, getting ready for her coronation. She tries to fix her own hair, but it keeps falling out of place.)''
:'''Azula''': All right hair, it's time to face your doom. ''(she cuts her bangs and smiles crazily at her reflection. Her face falls at the sight of her mother in the mirror.)''
:'''Ursa''': What a shame. You always had such beautiful hair.
:'''Azula''': What are ''you'' doing here?
:'''Ursa''': I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation.
:'''Azula''': Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.
:'''Ursa''': I think you're confused. All your life, you've used fear to control people, like your friends Mai and Ty Lee.
:'''Azula''': But what choice do I have?! Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way! ''[more quietly]'' Even ''you'' fear me.
:'''Ursa''': No. I love you, Azula. I do.
''(Azula's lower lip trembles as tears begin to run down her face. She yells, throwing her hairbrush at the mirror and shatters it. Azula then falls to the floor and cries, clearly alone, and hallucinating.)''

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:'''Dai Li agent''': You sent for us, Princess? Is everything all right?
:'''Azula''': Actually, everything's not all right. You know how long it took you to get here?
:'''Dai Li agent''': Uh, a few minutes, I guess.
:'''Azula''': Five, to be precise. In which time an assassin could have snuck in, done away with me and been on his merry way.
:'''Dai Li agent''': My apologies, Princess.
:'''Azula''': Is this how you plan to treat your new Fire Lord? With tardiness and disloyalty?
:'''Dai Li agent''': The Dai Li would never betray you!
:'''Azula''': And I'm sure that's just what you told Long Feng before you turned against him and joined me. ''(pause)'' You're all banished!
:'''Dai Li agent''': But--
:'''Azula''': Goodbye! Please send in the next group on your way out.

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:''After Toph took out a few Firebenders''
:'''Sokka''': Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.
:'''Toph''': ''(sarcastically)'' That's a great idea, let the blind girl steer the giant airship.
:'''Sokka''': I was talking to Suki.
:'''Toph''': That would make a lot more sense.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(posing as the captain of the airship)'' Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. Everyone please report to the bomb bay immediately for hotcakes and sweet cream. We have a very special birthday to celebrate.
:''(cut to the bomb bay)'':
:'''Quin Lee''': Hey, I'm Quin Lee. I work up in communications.
:'''Fire Nation Engineer''': Oh, hi. I work down in the engine room. That's probably why we never met before. Big airship, you know.
:'''Quin Lee''': Yep. '''(a pause)''' So, do you know who's birthday it is?
:'''Firebender''': I can't believe the captain remembered my birthday. He really does care!
:''(The bomb bay hatch opens, dropping the entire crew in the sea)''
:'''Fire Nation Engineer''': ''(surfaces from the water)'' Happy birthday.

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:'''Sokka''': Fire Lord Ozai, here we come!

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:'''Iroh''': Only once every hundred years can a Firebender experience this kind of power.

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:'''Lo''': Azula, we've heard what happened.
:'''Li''': Why have you banished all your servants?
:'''Lo''': And your Dai Li agents?
:'''Li''': And the Imperial Firebenders?
:'''Azula''': None of them could be trusted. Sooner or later they all would have betrayed me, just like Mai and Ty Lee did.
:'''Lo & Li''': Azula, we are concerned for you and your well-being.
:'''Azula''': My father asked you to come down here and talk to me, didn't he? He thinks I can't handle the responsibility of being Fire Lord. But I will be the greatest leader in Fire Nation history.
:'''Lo''': I am sure you will, but considering everything that has happened today.
:'''Li''': Perhaps it's best if we postpone your coronation.
:'''Azula''': ''(turns around)'' What?! Which one of you just said that?
:''(Lo and Li point at each other)''
:'''Azula''': What a shame. There's only one way to settle this. You two must duel each other! I order you to fight an Agni Kai!
:'''Lo''': But...
:'''Lo & Li''': We're not Firebenders.
:'''Azula''': All right, fine. ''(points at Li)'' Lo, you're banished, ''(points at Lo)'' Li, you can stay. ''(walks away)''
:'''Li''': But ''I'm'' Li. So who's banished?
:'''Lo''': ''(shrugs)''

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:'''Ozai''': After generations of Fire Lords failed to find you, now the universe delivers you to me as an act of providence.
:'''Aang''': Please listen to me! We don't have to fight. You have the power to end it here and stop what you're doing.
:'''Ozai''': You're right, I ''do'' have the power. I have all the power in the WORLD!

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:'''Sokka''': Go, Aang! Airbending slice! ''(makes chopping action)''
:'''Suki''': Shouldn't we help him?
:'''Sokka''': ''(thinks about it for a second and gets serious)'' The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stop those airships from destroying the Earth Kingdom.
:'''Toph''': ''(as Sokka moves to look out the window towards the airships behind him)'' And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside this giant hunk of metal.
:'''Sokka''': ''(turns back to the others gleefully, making another chopping motion)'' Airship slice!!

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:''Zuko and Azula are about to begin their Agni Kai''
:'''Azula''': I'm sorry it has to end this way, ''brother!''
:'''Zuko''': No you're not.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Azula during their Agni Kai)'' No lightning today? What's the matter, afraid I'll redirect it?
:'''Azula''': Oh, ''I'll'' show you ''lightning''!

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:'''Ozai''': You're weak, just like the rest of your people! They did not deserve to exist in this world - in ''my'' world! Prepare to join them! Prepare to ''die!''

====Avatar Aang====

:'''Sokka''': Have I ever mentioned how sweet it is that you invented metalbending?
:'''Toph''': You could stand to mention it more.

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:'''Sokka''': ''[holding onto Toph]'' I don't think Boomerang is coming back, Toph. It looks like this is the end.
:'''Toph''': ''[tears come out of her eyes]''
:''[A group of fire benders stand ready to attack Sokka and Toph, when another air ship crashes into them]''
:'''Toph''': How did that happen? Did Boomerang come back?
:'''Sokka''': ''[smiling]'' No, Suki did.

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:'''Azula''': ''(laughs maniacally)'' I'd really rather have our family physician look after little Zuzu ''if'' you don't ''mind''.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(After Katara heals him, whispering)'' Thank you, Katara.
:'''Katara''': ''(Tears running down her face)'' I think I'm the one who should be thanking you.
:''[Azula has been watching in fury; she exhales uncontrollably, breathing fire out of her mouth, screaming and rolling around and falling on her back; Zuko and Katara watch, stunned, as she sobs hysterically]''

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:'''Aang''' ''(in the Avatar State)'': Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price.

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:'''Aang''' (''refusing to kill Ozai, looking away''): No, I'm not going to end it like this.
:'''Ozai''': Even with all the power in the world, you are still weak.

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:'''Lion Turtle''':In the era before the Avatar, we bent not the elements, but the energy within ourselves. To bend another's energy, your own spirit must be unbendable or you will be corrupted and destroyed.

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:'''Ozai''': What...what did you do to me?
:'''Aang''': I took away your firebending. You can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again.

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:'''Suki''': ''(Examining a motionless Ozai)'' So, did you...you know...finish the job?
:'''Ozai''': ''(Menacing)'' I'm still alive. ''(Suki flinches back)''
:'''Aang''': I learned there was another way to defeat him and restore balance. I took his bending away.
:'''Toph''': Wow, who taught you that?
:'''Aang''': ''[in a matter-of-fact tone]'' A giant Lion Turtle.
:'''Toph''': ('''shakes her head and smiles)''' You have the craziest adventures when you disappear.

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:'''Sokka''': Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the ''Loser Lord''.
:'''Ozai''': ''I am the Phoenix King.'' ''(with a groan he falls facedown)''
:'''Toph''': Oh sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whooped.
:'''Suki''': Yeah, or how about King of the... guys who... don't win?
:'''Toph''': Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

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:'''Zuko''': Mai, you're okay. They let you out of prison?
:'''Mai''': My uncle pulled some strings. And it doesn't hurt when the new Fire Lord is your boyfriend.
:'''Zuko''': So...Does it mean you don't hate me anymore?
:'''Mai''': I think it means, I actually kind of like you.
:''[They kiss]''
:'''Mai''': ''(taps his shoulder with her finger twice)'' But don't ''ever'' break up with me ''again''. ''(Zuko smiles looking scared)''

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:'''Sokka''': There's my favorite warriors. I gotta say, I kinda missed the face paint. So, how's it feel to be back in uniform?
:'''Ty Lee''': ''[coming out from behind the other Kyoshi Warriors]'' It feels great. ''[Sokka jumps between Suki and Ty Lee]''
:'''Sokka''': Careful, Suki. Ty Lee's pretending to be a Kyoshi Warrior again.
:'''Suki''': It's okay. She's one of us now. ''[Sokka stammers and looks at Suki and Ty Lee in shock]''
:'''Ty Lee''': Yeah. The girls and I really bonded in prison. And after a few chi blocking lessons, they said I could join their group. ''(she puts her arms around two of the warriors)'' We're gonna be best friends forever. ''(they all smile, the two warriors looking a bit awkward)''

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:'''Zuko''': I can't believe a year ago my purpose in life was hunting you down. And now...
:'''Aang''': And now we're friends.
:'''Zuko''': ''(he looks away a little, touched)'' Yeah, we are friends.
:'''Aang''': I can't believe a year ago I was still frozen in a block of ice. The world's so different now. ''(Zuko walks up to him)''
:'''Zuko''': And it's gonna be even more different. We'll rebuild it together. ''(they hug)''

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:'''Zuko''': ''Please'', the real hero is the Avatar. ''Today'' this war is finally over. I promised my uncle that I would restore the honor of the Fire Nation and I will. The road ahead of us is challenging. A hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar's help we can get it back on the right path, and begin a new era of love and peace.
:''[Zuko is crowned Fire Lord]''
:'''Great Fire Sage''': All hail Fire Lord Zuko.

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:'''Ozai''': ''(dryly)'' I should count myself lucky that the new Fire Lord has graced me with his presence in my lowly prison cell.
:'''Zuko''': You should count yourself lucky that the Avatar spared your life. Banishing me was they best thing you did for my life. It put me on the right path. Perhaps your time in here could do the same for you.
:'''Ozai''': ''(eyes narrow)'' Why are you ''really'' here?
:'''Zuko''': Because you're going to tell me something. ''(kneels down to look his father into the eye)'' Where... is... my mother?

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:'''Sokka''': Zuko, stop moving. I'm trying to capture the moment. I wanted to do a painting so we always remember the good times together.
:'''Katara''': That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. ''(sees the painting, her eyes narrow)'' Wait. Why did you give me Momo's ears?
:'''Sokka''': [offended] Those are your hair loops!
:'''Zuko''': (comes over, eyes narrowed also.) At least you don't look like boar-cupine. My hair is ''not'' that spiky!
:'''Mai''': I look like a man.
:'''Suki''': And why did you paint me firebending?
:'''Sokka''': I thought it would look more exciting that way
:''[Momo makes a sound]''
:'''Sokka''': Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?
:'''Iroh''': Hey, my belly is not that big anymore. I really trimmed down.
:'''Toph''': Well, I think you all look perfect.
:''(They all laugh because Toph is blind so she can't see Sokka's painting)''

== External Links ==
* {{TV.com|28841|Avatar: The Last Airbender}}
* {{imdb title | id=0417299 | title=Avatar: The Last Airbender}}
* [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] Facebook fan page from Nickelodeon
* [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireLordZuko Prince Zuko] Facebook fan page from Nickelodeon

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'''''[[w:Avatar: The Last Airbender|Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''''' ([[w: 2005|2005]] - [[w: 2008|2008]]) is an [[w:United States|American]] [[w:animated television series|animated television series]] airing on [[w:Nickelodeon (TV channel)|Nickelodeon]]. It follows the adventures of Aang, the successor to a long line of Avatars, and his friends Katara, Sokka and later Toph, and their two animal companions Appa and Momo in their quest to save the world from the merciless Fire Nation, while avoiding capture from pursuers including Prince Zuko and other hunters from the Fire Nation.
== Book 1: Water ==
=== Chapter 1: The Boy in the Iceberg ===

:'''Katara''': ''[voiceover]''Water, Earth, Fire, Air. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Avatar kept balance between the Water Tribes, Earth Kingdom, [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation], and Air Nomads. But that all changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless firebenders. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years have passed and the Fire Nation is nearing victory in the war. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Earth Kingdom to help fight against the Fire Nation, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Avatar was never reborn into the Air Nomads and that the cycle is broken, but I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow the Avatar will return to save the world.

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:'''Sokka''': It`s not getting away from me this time! Watch and learn, Katara. This is how you catch a fish!
:'''Katara''': .......!! Sokka ... look!

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:'''Zuko''': I don't want any tea! I need to capture the Avatar!

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:'''[[w:Aang|Aang]]''': This is Appa, my [[w:List of Avatar: The Last Airbender creatures#Flying Bison|flying bison]].
:'''Sokka''' ''(sarcastically)'': Right, and this is Katara, my flying sister.

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:'''Aang''': ''[to Katara]'' Come... closer... closer... Will you go penguin sledding with me?

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:'''Aang''': (to Katara) If you want to be a bender, you have to let go of fear.

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:'''Sokka''': (to Aang, who is playing around) Stop! Stop it right now! What's wrong with you? We don't have time for fun and games with the war going on.
:'''Aang''': War? What war?

=== Chapter 2: The Avatar Returns ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': I've spent years preparing for this encounter. Training, meditating...you're just a child!
:'''[[w:Aang|Aang]]''': Well, ''you're'' just a teenager.
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:'''Iroh''': Good news for the Fire Lord. The nation's greatest threat is just a little kid.
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:'''Sokka''': ''(to himself as he chops at the ice holding his feet down)'' I'm just a guy with a boomerang. I didn't ask for all this flying and magic.

=== Chapter 3: The Southern Air Temple ===

:'''Iroh''': So this is how the great Commander Zhao acts in defeat? Disgraceful. Even in exile, my nephew is more honorable than you. Thanks again for the tea. It was delicious. [''Iroh and Zuko leave'']
:'''Zuko''': Did you really mean that, Uncle?
:'''Iroh''': Of course. I told you ginseng tea is my favorite.

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:'''Katara''':Aang? Before we get to the temple, I want to talk to you about the airbenders.
:'''Aang''': What about 'em?
:'''Katara''': Well, I just want you to be prepared for what you might see. The Fire Nation is ruthless. They killed my mother and they could have done the same to your people.
:'''Aang''': Just because no one has seen an airbender doesn't mean the Fire Nation killed them all... They probably escaped.
:'''Katara''': I know it's hard to accept.
:'''Aang''': You don't understand, Katara. The only way to get to an airbender temple is on a flying bison, and I doubt the Fire Nation has any flying bison.
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:'''Aang''': This whole Avatar thing... maybe the monks made a mistake.
:'''Gyatso''': The only mistake they made was telling you before you turned sixteen. But we can't concern ourselves with what was. We must act on what is.
:'''Aang''': But Gyatso, how do I know if I'm ready for this?
:'''Gyatso''': Your questions will be answered when you are old enough to enter the Air Temple sanctuary. Inside you will meet someone who will guide you on your journey.
:'''Aang''': ''(really happy)'' Who is it?
:'''Gyatso''': When you are ready he will reveal himself to you.

=== Chapter 4: The Warriors of Kyoshi ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': [''Studying a map detailing reported Avatar sightings scattered around''] How am I going to find the Avatar, [[w:Iroh|Uncle]]? He is clearly a master of evasive maneuvering.
:[''Cut to [[w:Sokka|Sokka]], looking at a similar map'']
:'''[[w:Sokka|Sokka]]''': [''to [[w:Aang|Aang]]''] You have no idea where you're going, do you?
:'''Aang''': No but I know it's near water (zooms out to show the ocean below)
:'''Sokka''': We must be getting close, then.
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:'''Katara''': What does me being a girl have to do with sewing?
:'''Sokka''': Simple: girls are better at fixing pants than guys, and guys are better at hunting and fighting and stuff like that. It's just the natural order of things.
:'''Katara''': [''with exaggerated happiness''] All done with your pants! [''throws them, they hit Sokka in the head''] And look what a great job I did!
:'''Sokka''': Wait! I can't wear this! Katara! [''sticks his hand through the hole in his pants'']
:'''Aang''': Relax, Sokka. Where we're going, you won't need any pants!
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:'''Sokka''': (straining at his bonds) Who are you? Where are the men who ambushed us?
:'''Suki''': There were no men. ''We'' ambushed you. Now tell us, who are you and what are you doing here?
:'''Sokka''': Wait! There's no way a bunch of girls took us down.
:'''Suki''': A bunch of girls, huh? The unagi's gonna eat well tonight.
:'''Katara''': No, don't hurt him! He didn't mean it. My brother is just an idiot sometimes.

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:'''Katara''': He's just upset because a bunch of ''girls'' kicked his butt yesterday.
:'''Sokka''': They snuck up on me!
:'''Katara''': Right. And ''then'' they kicked your butt.

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:'''Sokka''': [''feeling proud to wear the Kyoshi uniform''] Bravery and Honor.
:[''Aang passes by and pops his head at the door'']
:'''Aang''': Hey Sokka! Nice dress!

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=== Chapter 5: The King of Omashu ===
:''[Aang, Katara and Sokka walk toward Omashu's gate, but are stopped by the gate guards, one of which positions a rock over Aang's head]''
:'''Gate Guard''': Halt! State your business here.
:'''Aang''': ''[runs up to the guard]'' ''[elderly voice]'' My business is ''my'' business young man and none of yours! I've got a good mind to put you over my knee and paddle your backside!
:'''Gate Guard''': Settle down, old timer. Just tell me who you are.
:'''Aang''': Name's Bonzu Pipinpadaloxicopolis, the Third, and these are my grandkids.
:'''Katara''' [''now smiling serenely'']: Hi, June Pipinpadaloxicopolis. Nice to meet you.
:'''Gate Gaurd''': ''[to Katara]'' You seem like a responsible young lady. See to it that your grandfather stays out of trouble. Enjoy Omashu.
:''[Aang, Katara and Sokka walk to the gate until the guard stops Sokka]''
:'''Gate Guard''': ''[places a hand on Sokka's shoulder]'' Wait a minute... ''[Sokka becomes nervous]'' ...you're a strong young man. Show some respect for the elderly and carry your grandfather's bag!
:'''Aang''': Good idea! ''[throws Sokka his bag]''

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:'''King Bumi''': There's an airbender in our presence and not just any airbender, the Avatar! Now what do you have to say for yourself, Mr. Pipinpadaloxicopolis?!

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:'''King Bumi''': Tomorrow the Avatar will face three deadly challenges. But for now, the guards will show you to your chamber.
:'''Guard''': My liege, do you mean the good chamber, or the bad chamber?
:'''King Bumi''': The newly refurbished chamber.
:'''Guard''': Wait, which one are we talking about?
:'''King Bumi''': The one that used to be the bad chamber, until the recent refurbishing that is. Of course, we've been calling it the new chamber, but we really should number them. Uh, take them to the refurbished chamber that was once bad!

=== Chapter 6: Imprisoned ===

:'''Katara''': Earthbenders! You don't know me, but I know of you. Every child of my water tribe village was rocked to sleep with stories of the brave Earth Kingdom and the courageous earthbenders who guard its borders. Some of you may think that the Fire Nation has made you powerless. Yes, they have taken away your ability to bend, but they can't take away your courage and it is your courage they should truly fear! Because it runs deeper than any mine you've been forced to dig, any ocean that keeps you far from home. It is the strength of your hearts that make you who you are, hearts that will remain unbroken when all rock and stone has eroded away. The time to fight back is now! I can tell you the Avatar has returned! So remember your courage, earthbenders, let us fight for our freedom!

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:'''Warden''': Tell me exactly what you saw.
:'''Captain''': Well, Sir, it looked like a flying bison.
:'''Warden''': A what?
:'''Guard''': It was a giant flying buffalo, Sir, with an empty saddle.
:'''Warden''': Which was it? A buffalo or a bison?
:'''Captain''': Uh, I'm not sure what the difference is, but that's not really the point is it, Sir?
:'''Warden''': (angry): I'll decide what the point is, fool!

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(Warden throws the Captain over the railing. A scream trails off into nothing as a splash of water is heard. Cut back to the Warden and the remaining guard.)''

:'''Warden''': You! Wake up the Captain. Search the entire rig!
:'''Guard''': Sir?
:'''Warden''': What!?
:'''Guard''': That was the Captain you just threw overboard, sir. So…
:'''Warden''': Then wake up someone I haven't thrown overboard and search the rig! There's something going on here and I don't like it.

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:'''Tyro''': For the Earth Kingdom, ATTACK!

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:'''Warden''': No, please! I can't swim!
:'''Tyro''': Don't worry. I hear cowards float.

=== Chapter 7: Winter Solstice Part 1: The Spirit World ===

:'''[[w:Zuko|Zuko]]''': [To a bathing Iroh] Enough. we need to leave now! Get out of the water.
:'''Iroh''': Very well. (stands up)
:'''Zuko''': [Looks away in horror] On second thought, why don't you take another few minutes.

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:'''Sokka''': Yeah... We're all gonna get eaten by a spirit monster.

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:''[After Aang calms the spirit of the forest, Sokka and other villagers are brought back]''
:'''Katara''': Sokka!
:''[Katara runs to Sokka and hugs him]''
:'''Sokka''': What happened?
:'''Katara''': You were in the spirit world for 24 hours. How do you feel?
:'''Sokka''': Like I seriously have to use the bathroom! ''[runs off]''

=== Chapter 8: Winter Solstice Part 2: Avatar Roku ===

:'''Iroh''': Sailing into [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] Waters... Of all the foolish things you've done in your 16 years, Prince Zuko, this is the most foolish!
:'''Zuko''': I have no choice, Uncle.
:'''Iroh''': Have you completely forgotten that the Fire Lord banished you! What if you are caught?
:'''Zuko''': I'm chasing the Avatar, my father will understand why I'm returning home.
:'''Iroh''': You give him too much credit. My brother is not the understanding type!

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:'''Katara''': Sokka! You're a genius!
:'''Aang''': Wait. How is Sokka a genius? His plan didn't even work!
:'''Sokka''': Come on, Aang. Let her dream.
:'''Katara''': You're right, Sokka's plan didn't work. But it ''looks'' like it did.
:'''Aang''': Did the definition of 'genius' change in the last hundred years?

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:'''Roku''': It's good to see you, Aang. ''[He smiles slightly]'' What took you so long?

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:'''[http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Roku]''': Mastering the elements takes years of discipline and practise. But if the world is to survive, you must do it by summer's end.
:'''Aang''': What if I can't master all the elements in time? What if I fail?
:'''Roku''': I know you can do it, Aang, for you have done it before.

=== Chapter 9: The Waterbending Scroll ===

:'''Aang''': I know how to deal with these guys, Katara. Pirates love to haggle. Watch and learn. ''[walks over the Pirate Captain.]'' What say ye to the price of... ''one'' copper piece!
:'''Pirate Captain''': Hahaha! The price is 200 gold pieces. I don't haggle on items this rare.
:'''Aang''': Okay, ''two'' copper pieces!
:'''Pirate Captain''': It's not as amusing the second time, boy.

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:'''Iroh''': ''(after diverting their ship to replace a lost game piece)'' I've checked all the shops on this pier. Not a lotus tile in the entire marketplace.
:'''Zuko''': It's good to know this trip was a complete waste of time ''for everyone''!
:'''Iroh''': Quite the contrary. I always say, the only thing better than finding something you are looking for ''(crew members begin to walk past carrying Iroh's purchases)'' is finding something you weren't looking for at a great bargain!
:'''Zuko''': You bought a Tsunghi horn?
:'''Iroh''': For music night on the ship. Now, if we only had some woodwinds.

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:''[Pirates capture Aang in net.]''
:'''Pirate''': I got him, come on!
:'''Sokka''': Oh, what? I'm not good enough to kidnap?
:''[Pirates capture him in a net too.]''

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:''[Pirate Captain and Zuko are fighting]''
:'''Iroh''': Are you so busy fighting you cannot see your own ship has set sail?
:'''Zuko''': We have no time for your proverbs, Uncle!
:'''Iroh''': It's no proverb. ''[Aang and others getting away in pirate ship]''
:'''Pirate Captain''': Bleeding hog monkeys! ''[Zuko laughs; the pirates laugh as they drift after Aang and his friends]''
:'''Zuko''': Hey! That's ''my'' boat! ''[runs after them]''
:'''Iroh''': Maybe it should be a proverb.

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:'''Katara''': Aang, I'm so sorry. This is all my fault.
:'''Aang''': No, Katara, it's not.
:'''Iroh''': Yeah, it kind of is.
:'''Zuko''': ''(charing up)'' Give me the boy.
:'''Pirate Captain''': You give us the scroll.
:'''Sokka''': You're really gonna hand over the Avatar for a stupid piece of parchment!?
:'''Zuko''': ''(about Sokka)'' Don't listen to him! He's trying to turn us against each other.
:'''Pirate Captain''': ''(to Sokka about Aang)'' Your friend is the Avatar?
:'''Sokka''': Sure is, and I'll bet he'll fetch a lot more on the black market then that fancy scroll.
:'''Zuko''': Shut your mouth, you Water Tribe peasant!
:'''Aang''': ''(sternly)'' Yeah, Sokka. You really should shut your mouth...
:'''Sokka''': ''(still trying to con the priates)'' I'm just sayin', it's bad business sense. Just imagine how much the Fire Lord would pay for the Avatar. You guys would be set for life!

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:'''Zuko''': Tell me where he is and I won’t hurt you or your brother.
:'''Katara''': Go jump in the river! ''(Zuko pauses)''
:'''Zuko''': Try to understand. I need to capture him to restore something I’ve lost. ''(Katara jerks her head away from Zuko)'' Perhaps in exchange, I can restore something you’ve lost.
:'''Katara''': My mother’s necklace! How did you get that?!
:'''Zuko''': I didn’t steal it if that’s what you’re wondering. ''Tell me'' where he is.
:'''Katara''': No!

=== Chapter 10: Jet ===

:'''Sokka''': Think about it. Somehow Prince Zuko and the Fire Nation keep finding us. It's because they spot Appa; he's just too noticeable.
:'''Katara''': What?! Appa's not too noticeable!
:'''Sokka''': ''(sarcastically)'' He's a gigantic fluffy monster with an arrow on his head! It's kinda hard to miss him!
:[''Appa angrily bellows'']
:'''Aang''': (soothing Appa) Sokka's just jealous 'cause he doesn't have an arrow.
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:'''Katara''': (sarcastically) Okay, we'll try it your way, O' Wise Leader.
:'''Aang''': Who knows? Walking might be fun! (''Later'') Walking stinks!
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(''Aang complains about walking'')
:'''Katara''': (mockingly) Well, I don't know, Aang. Why don't you ask Sokka's instincts? They seem to know ''everything!''
:'''Sokka''': (sarcastically) Ha ha, very funny.
:'''Aang''': I'm ''tired'' of carrying this pack.
:'''Katara''': You know who you should ask to carry it for awhile? Sokka's instincts!
:'''Aang''': Hey, that's a great idea! Hey! Sokka's instincts! Would you mind--?
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:'''Katara''': "Jet, you monster!"
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(''Katara stares romanticly at Jet as they assend to Jet's hideout'')
:'''Aang''': (swinging on a rope with Momo on top of him) Nice place ya got!
(''Katara and Jet stare down into the forest'')
:'''Katara''': It's beautiful up here!
:'''Jet''': It's beautiful, and more importantly, the Fire Nation can't find us.
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:'''Aang''': But we thought you were going to the dam. How come you went to the town insted?
:'''Katara''': Let me guess, Your instincts told you?
:'''Sokka''': Hey, sometimes they're right.
:'''Aang''': Uh, Sokka, you know we're going the wrong way right?
:'''Sokka''' And sometimes they're wrong.

=== Chapter 11: The Great Divide ===

:'''Katara''': Sokka, you're supposed to put the tarp on ''top'' of the tent. You know, so we don't get rained on?
:'''Sokka''': Ordinarily you'd be right, but seeing as it's the dry season, you're not. Besides, that tarp makes a pretty warm blanket.
:'''Katara''': But what if it does rain?
:'''Sokka''': What if it doesn't? Then I would've put the tarp up for nothing.
:'''Katara''': Arrgh! You're infuriating!
:'''Sokka''': Katara, why don't you worry about gathering the firewood, cause that kindling's looking pretty sorry.
:'''Katara''': Well if you don't like my firewood...!
:''(throws twigs at Sokka)
:'''Sokka''': Fine by me! If you're not gonna do your job...!
:''(pulls down tent)
:'''Aang''': Okay, guys, I got the grub if you guys got the... Hey, where's the campfire? And what happened to the tent?
:'''Sokka''': Why don't you ask Miss Know-It-All, queen of the twigs.
:'''Katara''': Oh, yeah, well you're Mr. Lazy Bum, king of the.. ''[picks up a twig and throws it at Sokka]'' ..tents!
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:'''Aang''': "Harsh words won't solve problems, action will."

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:'''Sokka''': That's some luck you knew Jin Wai and Wai Jin.
:'''Aang''': You could call it luck... Or you could call it lying.
:'''Sokka''': What?!
:'''Aang''': I made the whole thing up.
:'''Katara''': ''(shocked)'' You did not! ''(then, in devilish admiration)'' That is so wrong.

=== Chapter 12: The Storm ===
:'''Zuko''': I won't fight you.
:'''Fire Lord Ozai''': You will learn respect. And suffering will be your teacher.
:''[Zuko screams as Ozai firebends at him, causing the scar on his eye]''
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:'''Sokka''': I'm too young to die!
:'''Fisherman''': I'm not, but I still don't wanna!
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:'''Katara''': You ran away.
:'''Aang''': ''(looking at Katara)'' And then the Fire Nation attacked our temple. My people needed me, and I wasn't there to help.
:'''Katara''': You don't know what would've...
:'''Aang''': The world needed me, and I wasn't there to help!
:'''Katara''': Aang?
:'''Aang''': The fisherman was right. I did turn my back on the world.
:'''Katara''': You're being too hard on yourself. Even if you did run away, I think it was meant to be. If you stayed, you would have been killed with all the other airbenders.
:'''Aang''': You don't know that.
:'''Katara''': I know it's meant to be this way. The world needs you now. You give people hope.
:'''Katara''': Maybe there's a bright side to all of this.
:'''Aang''': I did get to meet you!
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:'''Iroh''': After the duel, the Fire Lord said that by refusing to duel, Zuko showed shameful weakness and so he was banished and sent to capture the Avatar.
:'''Lt. Jee''': So that's why he's so obsessed. Capturing the Avatar is his only chance he has of things returning to normal.
:'''Iroh''': Things will never return to normal, but the important thing is the Avatar gives Zuko hope.

=== Chapter 13: The Blue Spirit ===

:'''Aang''': ''(to the Herbalist)'' You're insane, aren't you?
:'''The Herbalist''': That's right!

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:''(Katara starts coughing)''
:'''Aang''': Oh no, not you too.
:'''Katara''': Relax, It was just a little cough. I'm fin--
:''(She coughs again)''
:'''Aang''': That's how Sokka started. Now look at him! He thinks he's an Earthbender!
:'''Sokka''' ''(delirious)'': Take that, you rock!

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:'''Aang''': ''(to Zuko)'': You know what the worst part of being born over a hundred years ago is? I miss all the friends I used to hang out with. Before the war started, I used to always visit my friend Kuzon. The two of us, we'd get in and out of so much trouble together. He was one of the best friends I ever had, and he was from the Fire Nation just like you. If we knew each other back then, do you think we could have been friends too?
:'''Zuko''': ''(Screams while using firebending at Aang)''

=== Chapter 14: The Fortuneteller ===

:''Katara puts on the necklace Aang made for her''
:'''Katara''': (to Aang) So, how do I look?
:'''Aang''': (''blushes'') You mean all of you or just your neck? I mean, because both look great.

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:'''Sokka''': You can't ''really'' tell the future.
:'''Katara''': I guess you're not ''really'' getting wet then.
:''(Platypus bear egg flies out of Sokka's hands)''
:'''Sokka''': Ah ah aha ah ah (starts gibbering) Of course she predicted it was gonna rain. The sky's been gray all day!
:'''Katara''': Just admit you might be wrong and you can come under the umbrella.
:'''Sokka''': Look, I'm gonna predict the future now. It's going to keep drizzling. See?
:''(Rain stops and becomes sunny)''
:'''Aang''': Not everyone has the gift, Sokka.

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:'''Aunt Wu''': Your destiny...this is incredible! You will be involved in a great battle! An awesome conflict between the forces of good and evil! A battle whose outcome will determine the fate of the whole world!
:'''Aang''': Yeah, yeah, I knew that already. But did it say anything about a girl?

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:''[The volcano rumbles and smolders in the distance]''
:'''Sokka''': Look! Can your fortune telling explain that?
:'''Villager''': (''scoffs'') Can your science explain how it rains?
:'''Sokka''': Yes! Yes it can!

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:'''Aang''': Hey, Katara.
:'''Katara''': Can you believe she won't let me in? And after all the business I've given her!
:'''Aang''': But she doesn't even charge.
:'''Katara''': I know, but still.

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:'''Sokka''': I can't believe all these saps! Someone ''really'' needs to scream some sense into these people.
:'''Aang''': They seem happy, Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': Not for long. I'm gonna prove to them Aunt Wu's predictions are nonsense. ''(he turns to a villager)'' Hey, you! I bet Aunt Wu told you to wear those red slippers, right?
:'''Villager''': Yeah. She said I'd meet my true love wearing red slippers.
:'''Sokka''' ''(slyly)'': Uh-huh. And how many times have you worn those shoes since you got that fortune?
:'''Villager''': Every day.
:'''Sokka''' ''(angrily)'': THEN OF COURSE IT'S GONNA COME TRUE!
:'''Villager''' ''(excitedly)'': Really?! You think so?! I'm so excited!

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:'''Sokka''': I DON'T CARE WHAT AUNT WU TOLD YOU! YOU HAVE TO TAKE A BATH SOME TIME!!

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:'''Sokka''': No offense, but I hope this has taught everyone a lesson about not relying too much on fortune telling.
:'''Villager w/ hat''': But Aunt Wu predicted the village ''wouldn't'' be destroyed, and it wasn't! She was right, after all.
(Sokka zooms forward)
:'''Sokka''': ''I hate you.''

=== Chapter 15: Bato of the Water Tribe ===

:'''Zuko''': ''(pushing through a crowd)'' Out of my way! Step aside, filth!
:'''Iroh''': He means no offense! I'm certain you bathe regularly...
:'''Zuko''': I need to talk to you.
:'''June''': Well, if it isn't my new friends, Angry Boy and Uncle Lazy.
[''Iroh laughs heartily for a moment.'']

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:'''Zuko''': ''(passing the Herbalist Institute)'' We're looking for someone.
:'''Herbalist''': I hope it's not Miyuki. ''(looks at Miyuki)'' Miyuki, did you get in trouble with the [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] again? (meows)

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:'''Aunt Wu''': Care to hear your fortune, handsome?
:'''Iroh''': At my age there is really only one big surprise left, and I'd just as soon leave it a mystery.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Katara)'' Where is he? Where's the Avatar?
:'''Sokka''': We split up; he's long gone.
:'''Zuko''': How stupid do you think I am?
:'''Sokka''': Pretty stupid. RUN!

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:'''Sokka''': ''(after being temporarily paralyzed)'' I'm starting to get some feeling back!
:''[A bunch of tiles fall on Sokka]''
:'''Sokka''': Ow.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(paralyzed)'' Uncle? I didn't see you get hit by the tongue.
:'''Iroh''': ''(holding a paralyzed June in his arms)'' Shhhh!

=== Chapter 16: The Deserter ===

:'''Sokka''': You want to walk into a Fire Nation town when they're all fired up with their, you know, fire?

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:'''Aang''': Whoa! Wild shot!
:'''Zhao''': ''[roars with rage]'' I'll show you '''wild'''!

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:'''Aang''': I don't know why, but I thought you'd be better than Zuko.

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:'''Aang''': ''[having dodged a series of blasts from Zhao on several ships]'' You've lost this battle.
:'''Zhao''': ''[enraged disbelief]'' Are you crazy? You haven't thrown a single blow!
:'''Aang''': No, but you have ''[he gestures around, all the boats are on fire and sinking]'' Jeong Jeong said you had no restraint.

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:'' Katara heals the burn on Aang's arm''
:'''Aang''': Wow, that's good water.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': Destiny? What would a boy know of destiny? If a fish lives its whole life in this river, does he know the river's destiny? No! Only that it runs on and on out of his control. He may follow where it flows, but he cannot see the end. He cannot imagine the ocean.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': Water brings healing and life. But fire brings only destruction and pain. It forces those of us burdened with its care to walk a razor's edge between humanity and savagery. Eventually, we are torn apart.

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:'''Jeong Jeong''': To master the bending disciplines you must first master discipline itself, but you have no interest in this, so I have no interest in you.

=== Chapter 17: The Northern Air Temple ===

:'''Aang''': I laugh at gravity all the time. Hahaha, gravity...

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:(''approaching the Northern Air Temple'')
:'''Katara''': (''to Sokka, excited'') Do you think we'll really find airbenders?
:'''Sokka''': Do you want me to be like you or totally honest?
:'''Katara''': Are you saying I'm a liar?
:'''Sokka''': I'm saying you're an optimist. Same thing, basically.

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:'''Aang''': (referring to a statue of a monk) It's nice to see one part of the temple that isn't ruined.
:'''Mechanist''': Look out! (''A giant boulder swings through and destroys the statue'')

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:'''Sokka''': So then the question became, how do you keep a lid on hot air?
:'''Katara''': Awww, if we only knew.

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(''after finding the war balloon'')
:'''War Minister Qin''': This defeat is the gateway to many victories.

=== Chapter 18: The Waterbending Master ===

:'''Sokka''': I'm not one to complain, but can't Appa fly ''any'' higher?
:'''Aang''': I’ve got an idea, why don’t we all get on ''your'' back and ''you'' can fly us to the North Pole?

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:'''Sokka''': ''[To Princess Yue]'' So, you're a princess? You know, back home I'm kind of like a prince.
:'''Katara''': ''[scoffs]'' Prince of what?!
:'''Sokka''': A LOT OF THINGS!
:'''Katara''': ''[sarcastically]'' My apologies, ''Prince'' Sokka.

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:'''Sokka to Yue''': So it looks like I'm going to be in town for a while. I'm thinking maybe we could ... do an activity together?
:'''Yue''': Do an activity? *smiles at Sokka*
:'''Sokka''': *Stuffs his mouth with some food, swallows it, then coughs.*
:'''Katara''': *Smirking* Very smooth.

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:'''Katara''': How's warrior training going?
:(''Sokka makes an angry noise and flops down on his bed'')
:'''Aang''': That bad?
:'''Sokka''': No, it's Princess Yue. I don't get it; one minute she wants to go out with me, the next she's telling me to get lost! So, how's waterbending training?
:(''Katara makes an angry noise and flops down on her bed'')
:'''Aang''': Master Poop-head won't teach her because she's a girl.
:'''Sokka''': Why don't you just teach her, Aang?
:'''Katara''': Why didn't I think of that? At night, you can teach me whatever moves you learned from Master Pakku. That way, you have someone to practice with and I get to learn waterbending. Everyone's happy!
:'''Sokka''': I'm not happy.
:'''Katara''': But you're never happy. Come on, Aang.

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:(''after Princess Yue unexpectedly kisses him'')
:'''Sokka''': Okay, now I'm ''really'' confused. Happy, but confused.

=== Chapter 19: The Siege of the North, Part I ===

:'''Zhao''': This will truly be one for the history books, General Iroh. Just think, centuries from now people will study the great Admiral Zhao, who destroyed the last of the Water Tribe Civilisation. You're lucky you're here to see it.
:'''Iroh''': Be careful what you wish for, Admiral. History is not always kind to its subjects.
:'''Zhao''': I suppose you speak from experience. But rest assured this will be nothing like your legendary failure at Ba Sing Se.
:'''Iroh''': ''[solemnly]'' I hope not, for your sake.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(about who the commanding officer of the Fire Nation is)'' His name is Zhao. Middle aged. Big side-burns. Bigger temper.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Katara)'' You rise with the moon. ''I'' rise with the sun.

=== Chapter 20: The Siege of the North, Part II ===

:'''Hahn''' ''(to Admiral Zhao)'': Admiral Choi! Prepare to meet your fate. ''(Charges at Zhao and misses, falling to his apparent death)''

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:'''Zuko''' ''(tossing Aang to the side)'': Here for a rematch?
:'''Katara''': Trust me, Zuko. It's not gonna be much of a match.

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:'''Zuko''': ''[to an unconscious Aang]'' I finally have you. But I can't get you home because of this blizzard. There's always something. Not that ''you'' would understand. You're like my sister. Everything always came easy to her. She's a firebending prodigy and everyone adores her. My father says she was born lucky. He says I was lucky to be born. I don't need luck, though. I don't want it. I've always had to struggle and fight, and that's made me strong. It's made me who I am.

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:'''Koh''': My old friend, the Avatar. It's been a long time.
:'''Aang''': You...know me?
:'''Koh''': Oh, how could I ever forget you? ''[Changes face to that of an angry-looking man.]'' ONE OF YOUR PREVIOUS INCARNATIONS TRIED TO SLAY ME! It was eight or nine-hundred years ago.
:'''Aang''': I didn't know that. Why did he...or I...try to kill you?
:'''Koh''': ''[Changes face to that of Ummi, Avatar Kuruk's wife.]'' Oh, it was something about stealing the face of someone you loved. ''[Changes face to that of a screaming baboon in an attempt to scare Aang.]'' HA HA HA! ''[It doesn't work and Koh keeps talking, bringing his fanged maw right up behind Aang's ear. ]'' Of course, that's all behind us. Why should I hold a grudge against you for something in a past life? After all, you're a different person now. You've come to me... with a new face.

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:'''Koh''': It's been a long time since I've added a child's face to my collection. So, how may I help you?
:'''Aang''': I need to find the moon and the ocean.
:'''Koh''': Their spirit names are Tui and La - "push" and "pull". And that has been the nature of their relationship for all time.
:'''Aang''': Please, help me find them. An entire culture could be destroyed if I don't get their help.
:'''Koh''': Oh, you think you need their help? Actually, it's quite the other way round... SOMEONE'S GOING TO KILL THEM!
:'''Aang''': What do you mean? How can I find them and protect them?
:'''Koh''': You've already met them. Tui and La, the moon and ocean, have always circled each other in an eternal dance. They balance each other. Push and Pull. Life and Death. Good and Evil. Yin and Yang.
:'''Aang''': ''(remembering the fish in the Spirit Oasis)'' The Koi Fish! ''(Koh spins back to Aang, who quickly wipes the excitement off his face)'' I must be going now.
:'''Koh''': We'll meet again...

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:'''Aang''': ''(as they are about to leave a KO'd Zuko in the snow)'' Wait. We can't just leave him here.
:'''Sokka''': Sure we can.''(suddenly becomes very determined)'' Let's go.
:'''Aang''': No. If we leave him, he'll die. ''(goes to pick up the unresponsive Zuko)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(mockingly, as they take off on Appa)'' Yeah, this makes a alot of sense. Let's ''bring'' the guy who's constantly trying to kill us!

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:'''Iroh''': (''as Zhao threatens the moon spirit'') Whatever you do to that spirit, I'll unleash on you tenfold! Let it go ''now''!

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:'''Firelord Ozai''': (''To Azula at the throneroom'') Your uncle is a traitor, while your brother, Zuko, is a failure. I have a task for you.

== Book 2: Earth ==
=== Chapter 1: The Avatar State ===

:'''Master Pakku''': (''holding up an amulet'') Katara, I want you to have this. This amulet contains water from the Spirit Oasis. The water has unique properties. Don't lose it.
:'''Katara''': (''hugs him'') Thank you, Master Pakku.
:'''Master Pakku''': Aang. (''gives Aang some scrolls'') These scrolls will help you master waterbending. But remember, they're no substitute for a real master. ''(glances at Katara)''
:(''Aang bows and steps away'')
:'''Master Pakku''': Sokka...
:(''Sokka steps forward eagerly'')
:'''Master Pakku''': (''pats Sokka on the shoulder dismissively'') Take care, son.
:(''Sokka frowns and steps back'')

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:'''Iroh''': Who knew floating on a piece of driftwood for three weeks with no food or water and sea vultures waiting to pluck out your liver could make one so tense!

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:'''Azula''': Do the tides command this ship?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': I'm afraid I don't understand.
:'''Azula''': You said the tides would not allow us to bring the ship in. ''Do'' the tides command this ship?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': No, Princess.
:'''Azula''': And if I were to have you thrown overboard, would the tides think twice about smashing you against the rocky shore?
:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': No, Princess.
:'''Azula''': Well then, maybe you should worry less about the tides, who've already made up their mind about killing you, and worry more about me, who's still mulling it over.

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:'''Fire Navy Ship Captain''': You heard the princess. Raise the anchors! We're taking the prisoners ho—
[Captain stops short, realizing his mistake.]

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:'''Azula''': In my country, we exchange a pleasant ''hello'' before asking questions. Have you become uncivilized so soon, Zuzu?
:'''Zuko''': Don't call me that!

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:'''Zuko''': You lied to me!
:'''Azula''': Like I haven't done that before.

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=== Chapter 2: The Cave of Two Lovers ===

:'''Katara''': You make a fine octopus, Pupil Aang.

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:'''Sokka''': Look, I hate to be the wet blanket here, but since Katara's busy, I guess it's up to me.

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:'''Katara''': Is this real or a legend?
:'''Chong''': Oh, it's a real legend.

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:'''Chong''': (singing) Two lovers, forbidden from one another, war divides their people, and the mountains divide them apart. Built a path to be together - (talking) Yeah, forget the next couple of lines but then it goes - (singing again, rocker style) SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! Through the mountain! SECRET, SECRET, SECRET, SECRET TUNNEL! Yeah!
''[everyone claps]''

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:'''Chong''': We don't need a map. ...We just need love.

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:'''Zuko''': If the Earth Kingdom discovers us, they'll have us killed.
:'''Iroh''': But if the Fire Nation discovers us, we'll be turned over to Azula.
: (''Both look at one another and nod'')
:'''Zuko''': Earth Kingdom it is.

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:''(after a cave-in seperates Aang and Katara from the rest of the group, Sokka digs furiously at the rubble for a moment before giving up)''
:'''Chong''': Yeah, it's no use. We're seperated. (''holds up guitar'') But at least you have us!
:''(Sokka wails in anguish and begins digging twice as hard)''

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:'''Katara''': I have a crazy idea...
:'''Aang''': What?
:'''Katara''': Never mind. It's too crazy.
:'''Aang''': Katara, what is it?
:'''Katara''': ''(looking away)'' I was thinking… the curse says we’ll be trapped in here forever unless we trust in love.
:'''Aang''': Right.
:'''Katara''': And here it says "love is brightest in the dark" and...has a picture of them kissing...
:'''Aang''': ''(clueless)'' Where are you going with this?
:'''Katara''': Well...what if we kissed?
:'''Aang''': ''(shocked)'' Us kissing?!
:'''Katara''': See? It was a crazy idea.
:'''Aang''': Us...''(dreamily)'' kissing.
:'''Katara''': ''(laughing)'' Us, kissing. What was I thinking? Can you imagine that?
:'''Aang''': Yeah.''(laughs)'' I definitely wouldn't want to kiss you.
:'''Katara''': ''(slightly hurt)'' Well, I didn't realize it was such a horrible option! Sorry I suggested it!
:'''Aang''': No, I mean, if it was a choice between kissing you and dying-
:'''Katara''': ''(turning away from him)''Ugh!
:'''Aang''': What?! I'm saying I'd rather kiss you than die! That's a compliment!
:'''Katara''': Well, I'm not sure which I'd rather do! ''(walks away)''
:'''Aang''': ''(sadly)''What is wrong with me?

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:'''Chong''': Hey, I remember that line of the song! (Gets his banjo and stands in the front of the cave and sings) AND DIE!!

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:(Sokka and Chong's group have been reunited with Aang and Katara outside the cave)
:'''Katara''': ''(to Sokka)'' Sokka, why is your forehead all red?
:'''Chong''': ''(to Katara and Sokka)'' Nobody react to what I'm about to tell you... ''(points to Aang in the background)'' I think that kid might be the Avatar!
:'''Sokka''': ''(slaps forehead, red mark gets bigger)''

=== Chapter 3: Return to Omashu ===
:'''Ty Lee''': But I'm happy here, my aura has never been pinker!
:'''Azula''': ''(cocking an eyebrow)'' I'll take your word for it.

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:'''Mai''': I thought you ran off and joined the circus? You said it was your calling.
:'''Ty Lee''': Well, Azula called a little louder.

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:'''Sokka''': No! Bad Fire Nation baby!

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:'''Mai''': ''(to Azula)'' ''Please'' tell me you're here to kill me.

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:'''Mai''': ''[About Omashu.]'' There really is no fathoming the depths of my hatred for this place.

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:'''Azula''': The Avatar? My lucky day!

=== Chapter 4: The Swamp ===

:'''Zuko''': We are not entertainers.
:'''Iroh''': Not professional anyway.
(Iroh gets up and starts singing as a man slashes at the ground near his feet, forcing him to dance.)
:'''Iroh''': (singing)
:''It's a long, long way to Ba-Sing-Se ''
:''But the girls in the city''
:''They look so pretty--!''
:''They kiss so sweet ''
:''That you really got to meet''
:''The girls from Ba-Sing-Se--!''

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:'''Katara''': Sokka, you've got an elbow leech!
:'''Sokka''': Where? Where?
:'''Katara''': Where do you think?

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:'''Due''': I bet he tastes a lot like possum chicken.
:'''Tho''': You think everything tastes like possum chicken.

=== Chapter 5: Avatar Day ===
:'''Iroh''': No! Zuko! You must never give into despair. Allow yourself to slip down that road and you surrender to your lowest instincts. In the darkest times, hope is something you give yourself. That is the meaning of inner strength.
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:'''Sokka''': ''(finding his stolen boomerang)'' Boomerang! You ''do'' always come back!
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:'''Aang''': I said I would face justice, so I will. ''(spins Wheel of Punishment)''
:'''Spectator 1''': ''(rooting)'' Come on, torture machine!
:'''Old Man''': Eaten by bears!
:'''Spectator 2''': Razor pit!
:'''Katara''': ''(worried)'' Community service! Please stop on community service.

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:'''Mayor Tong''': ''(cowers)'' You! Avatar! Do something!
:'''Aang''': Gee, I'd love to help, but I'm supposed to be boiled in oil.

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:'''Aang''': Ugh, what just happened?
:'''Katara''': Well uh, you sort of just...confessed.

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:'''Aang''': What is this?
:'''Mayor Tong''': Our new festival food. Uncooked dough. May we eat and remember how on this day, the Avatar was NOT boiled in oil!
:'''Katara''': ''(picks up uncooked dough)'' Happy Avatar Day.
''[Katara and Aang eat the dough]''
:'''Sokka''': This is, without question, the worst town we have ever been to.

=== Chapter 6: The Blind Bandit ===

:'''Katara''': ''(Sigh)'' This is just going to be a bunch of guys chucking rocks at each other, isn't it?
:'''Sokka''': That's what I paid for.

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:'''[[w:Dwayne Johnson|The Boulder]]''': The Boulder feels conflicted about fighting a young blind girl.
:'''[[w:Toph|Toph]]''': Sounds to me like you're ''scared'', Boulder!
:'''The Boulder''': ...The Boulder's over his conflicted feelings, and now he's ready to bury you in a rockalanche!
:'''[[w:Toph|Toph]]''': Whenever you're ready, the Pebble! ''(laughs evil-like)''

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:'''Aang''': ''(to Toph)'' I don't really want to fight you. I want to talk to you.
:'''Sokka''': BOO! NO TALKING!
:'''Katara''': Don't boo at him! ''[hits Sokka on the arm]''

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:'''Toph''': ''[Aang has just entered the ring]'' Do people really want to see ''two'' little girls fighting out here?

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:'''Toph''': Somebody's a little light on his feet. What's your fighting name, the Fancy Dancer?

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:'''The Boulder''': Listen up, Hippo! You may be big, but you ain't bad! THE BOULDER's gonna win this, in a landslide!

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:'''Sokka''': You know, now I'm really glad I bought this bag. It matches the belt perfectly!
:'''Katara''': ''(sarcastically)'' That is a BIG relief!

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:'''Toph''': What're you doing here, Twinkle Toes?
:'''Aang''': How'd you know it was me?
:'''Sokka''': Don't answer to twinkle toes, its not manly!
:'''Katara''': ''You're'' the one whose bag matches his belt!

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:'''Toph''': Let him go. I beat you all before, I'll do it again!
:'''The Boulder''': The Boulder takes issue with that comment!

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:'''Toph''': Um, I'll take the belt back. ''[Sokka undoes it then throws it to Toph, but it hits her on the head and knocks her down]'' Oww!
:'''Sokka''': Sorry.

=== Chapter 7: Zuko Alone ===

:'''Zuko''': (Gives dagger to Lee) Read the inscription.
:'''Lee''': Made in Earth Kingdom...
:'''Zuko''': The other one.
:'''Lee''': Never give up without a fight.

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:'''Soldier 1''': Hey! Did you throw that egg?
:'''Zuko''': No.
:'''Soldier 1''': Did you see who did it?
:'''Zuko''': No.
:'''Soldier 1''': That egg had to've come from somewhere.
:'''Zuko''': Maybe a chicken flew over.

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:''[After Azula tricked Zuko into knocking Mai, and himself, into a fountain to put out the flaming apple on Mai's head]''
:'''Ursa''': I was just coming to get you. Uncle Iroh sent us a letter from the war front. ...You're soaking wet.
:'''Zuko''': Girls are crazy!

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:'''Male Villager''': (While Zuko is fighting) Give him a left! A left!
:'''Female Villager''': It's not a fist fight.
:'''Male Villager''': He's got a left sword, don't he?

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:'''Ursa''': ''[in reference to Azula]'' What is ''wrong'' with that child?!

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:'''Ozai''': Father, you must have realized as I have that with Lu Ten gone, Iroh's bloodline has ended. After his son's death, my brother abandoned the siege at Ba Sing Se, and who knows when he'll return home. But I am here Father and my children are alive.
:'''Azulon''': Say what it is you want!
:'''Ozai''': Father, revoke Iroh's birthright. I am your humble servant, here to serve you and our nation. Use me.
:'''Azulon''': You dare suggest I betray Iroh, my first born, directly after the demise of his only beloved son?! I think that Iroh has suffered enough. But you, your punishment has scarcely begun!

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:'''Zuko''': Azula always lies, Azula always lies.

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:'''Defeated Earthbender''': Who... Who are you?
:'''Zuko''': My name is Zuko, son of Ursa and Fire Lord Ozai, Prince of the Fire Nation, and heir to the throne.

=== Chapter 8: The Chase ===

:'''Toph''': Who's Zuko?
:'''Sokka''': Oh just some angry freak with a ponytail who's tracked us all over the world.
:'''Katara''': What's wrong with ponytails, Ponytail?
:'''Sokka''': ''This'' ''(points to ponytail)'' is a warrior's wolf-tail.
:'''Katara''': Well it certainly tells the ''other'' warriors that you're fun and perky.

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:'''Toph''': We can take 'em. Three on three.
:'''Sokka''': Actually Toph, there's four of us.
:'''Toph''': Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't count you; you know, no bending and all.
:'''Sokka''': I can still fight!
:'''Toph''': Okay. Three, on three plus Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': ''(growls furiously)''

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:'''Katara''': Ever since joining us you’ve been nothing but selfish and unhelpful!
:'''Toph''': What?! Look here, sugar queen! I gave up everything I had so that I could teach Aang earthbending, so don’t you talk to me about being selfish!
:'''Katara''': Sugar queen?! ''(Toph closes off her rock tent by brining a slab of earth up to cover the opening to Katara.)'' D-Did you just slam the door in my face?! How can you be so infuriating...!!!
:''[Katara begins to angrily beat and kick the rock tent as Aang and Sokka watch]''
:'''Aang''': ''[to Sokka]'' Should we do something?
:'''Sokka''': Hey I'm just enjoying the show.
:''[Aang walks over to Katara]''
:'''Aang''': Okay, okay. You both need to calm down.
:'''Katara''': ''Both?!'' ''(very outraged)'' ''I'M COMPLETELY CALM!!!!''

:'''Aang''': ''(shocked by Katara's outburst'') I can see that... ''[backs up and scoots away]''

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:'''Mai''': Wads of wet fur, how delightful.
:'''Ty Lee''': Hmm, they're not wads, they're more like, bundles. Or bunches? It's got an "uh" sound.
:'''Mai''': ...Clumps?
:'''Ty Lee''': (hugs Mai) Clumps! They're clumps!

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:'''Katara''': The stars sure are beautiful tonight. (''angrily'') Too bad you can't see them, Toph!

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:'''Toph''': It feels like an avalanche, but not an avalanche.
:'''Sokka''': ''(sleepily and sarcastically)'' Your powers of perception are frightening.

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:'''Azula''': You still don't know who I am? You don't see the family resemblance? Let me give you a hint. ''(covers left eye with her hand, imitating Zuko)'' I must find the Avatar to restore my honor!
:'''Aang''': ''(stares with blank face)''
:'''Azula''': It's okay. You can laugh. It's funny.

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:'''Azula''': ''(to Aang)'' Do you really want to fight me?
:''(Zuko jumps in, with a fighting stance)''
:'''Zuko''': ''(to Azula)'' Yes, I really do.
:'''Aang''': Zuko!
:'''Azula''': I was wondering when you would show up, Zuzu.
:'''Aang''': "Zuzu"? ''(stifles a laugh)''

=== Chapter 9: Bitter Work ===

:'''Aang''': So, what cool move are you gonna teach me first? Rock-a-lanche? The Trembler? Oh, oh, maybe I can learn to make a whirlpool outta land...
:'''Toph''': Let's start with, "Move A Rock."

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:'''Sokka''': (''aiming at a small prey animal'') You're awfully cute, but unfortunately for you, you're made of meat.
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:''(Zuko and Iroh are drinking tea together)''
:'''Iroh''': Lightning is a pure expression of firebending, without aggression. It is not fueled by rage or emotion, the way other firebending is. Some call lightning "the cold-blooded fire." It is precise and deadly, like Azula. To perform the technique requires peace of mind.
:'''Zuko''': I see. That's why we're drinking tea. To calm the mind.
:'''Iroh''': Oh yeah, good point. I mean, yes.

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:'''Zuko''' (''yelling angrily toward the sky''): You've always thrown everything you could at me! Well, I can take it, and now I can give it back! Come on! STRIKE ME! You've never held back before!

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:'''Zuko''': Great! I'm ready to try with real lightning!
:'''Iroh''': ''[taken aback]'' What, are you crazy? Lightning is very dangerous.
:'''Zuko''': I thought that was the point: you teaching me to protect myself from it!
:'''Iroh''': Yeah, but I'm not going to shoot lightning at you!

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:'''Sokka''': Aang, this is my friend Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Foo-Foo Cuddly Poofs, Aang.

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:'''Zuko''': So uncle, I’ve been thinking. It’s only a matter of time before I run into Azula again. I’m going to need to know more advanced firebending if I want to stand a chance against her. I know what you’re going to say: she’s my sister and I should be trying to get along with her--
:'''Iroh''': No, she’s crazy and she needs to go down.

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:''[Sokka is buried in the earth and is pleading to the spirits to let him out]''
:'''Sokka''': Okay, karma person or thing, whoever's in charge of this stuff... If I can just get out of this situation alive, I will give up meat and sarcasm. Okay? That's all I got. Pretty much my whole identity: Sokka the meat and sarcasm guy. But I'm willing to be Sokka, the veggies and straight talk fellow. Deal?
:''(''sees Aang approaching'')''
:'''Sokka''': Aang! Thank goodness! Have you got any meat?

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''(Aang has just agreed to earthbend Sokka out of the ground.)''
:'''Toph''': Actually, you might wanna let me do that. You're a little still new to this...you might accidentally crush him.
:'''Sokka''':Yeah, no crushing, please!

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:'''Toph''': Gooood morning earth-bending student!

=== Chapter 10: The Library ===

:'''Toph''': There it is!
:(''everybody looks to where Toph points, only to see nothing'')
:(''everyone frowns at Toph'')
:'''Toph''': That's what it will sound like when one of you spots it. (''Waves hand repeatedly up and down in front of her face, reminding everybody that she's blind'')
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:'''Katara''': You got something against libraries?
:'''Toph''': I've held books before, and I gotta tell you, they don't exactly "do it" for me.
:'''Katara''': Oh, right. Sorry.

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:'''Sokka''': I'm going to spend my vacation AT THE LIBRARY!

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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': ''(to Sokka)'' So, who are ''you'' trying to destroy?
:'''Sokka''': What? No! No destroying, we're not into that.
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': Then why are you here?
:'''Sokka''': ''(hesitates)'' ...Knowledge for knowledge's sake?
:''(pause)''
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': If you're going to lie to an all-knowing spirit being, you should at least put some effort into it.
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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': You think you're the first person to believe their war was justified?! Countless others before you have come here, seeking weapons, weaknesses or battle strategies!
:'''Aang''': We had no choice! Please, we're just desperate to protect the people we love!
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': And now ''I'm'' going to protect what ''I'' love.
:''(Wan Shi Tong spreads his wings; the library starts to shake and flood with sand)''
:'''Wan Shi Tong''': I'm taking my knowledge. No one will ever abuse it again!

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:'''Wan Shi Tong''': (''to Katara; preparing to fight him as she is being chased'') Your waterbending won't do you much good here. I have studied Northern Water Style, Southern Water Style, even Foggy Swamp Style.
:''(Sokka smashes a book against Wan Shi Tong's head, causing him to collapse'')
:'''Sokka''': That's called Sokka Style! Learn it!

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:'''Professor Zei''': ''[About Appa]'' Delightful! I only wish I spoke his tongue. Oh, the stories this beast could tell.
:'''Momo''': (''chittering to the Professor'')
:'''Professor Zei''': Shush, chatty monkey!

=== Chapter 11: The Desert ===
:''(Both Sokka and Momo take a drink of the juice in a cactus)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(hallucinating after drinking cactus juice)'' Drink cactus juice, it'll quench ya. Nothing's quenchier. It's the quenchiest!
:'''Katara''': Okay, I think you had enough.
:'''Sokka''': Who lit Toph on fire?
:''(Momo spins in a circle in the air and dive bombs to the ground.)''
:'''Toph''': Can I get some of that cactus?
:'''Katara''': I don’t think that’s a good idea. Come on, we need to find Aang.
:''(Katara pulls Sokka by the hand as he stares blankly at the sky)''
:'''Sokka''': How did we get out here in the middle of the ocean?
:'''Katara''': Uhhh...

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:''(as Iroh and the Pai Sho Player leave the back room)''
:'''Zuko''': What’s going on? Is the club meeting over?
:'''Iroh''': Everything is taken care of. We’re heading to Ba-Sing-Se.
:'''Zuko''': Ba-Sing-Se? Why would we go to the Earth Kingdom capital?
:'''Pai Sho Player''': The city is filled with refugees. No one will notice two more.
:'''Iroh''': We can hide in plain sight there and it’s the safest place in the world from the Fire Nation. Even ''I'' couldn’t break through to the city.

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:'''Katara''': ''(After spotting the giant sand [[w:mushroom cloud|mushroom cloud]] made by Aang)'' What is that?
:'''Toph''': What? What is what?
:'''Sokka''': ''(under the influence of the cactus water)'' It's a giant mushroom...MAYBE IT'S FRIENDLY!
:'''Katara''': Let's just keep moving. I hope Aang's okay.
:'''Sokka''':''(hallucinating, waving arms)'' FRIENDLY MUSHROOM!!! Mushy giant friend!!

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:'''Aang''':''(sees a cloud that looks like Appa in front of the moon)'' Appa!
:'''Sokka''': ''(under the influence of cactus juice)'' Appa? Now why would Princess Yue need him? ''(grabs Momo's tail and brushes it against his cheek dreamily)'' She's the moon; she flies on her own.

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:'''Katara''': Sokka, any ideas on how to reach Ba Sing Se?
:'''Sokka''': (under the influence of the cactus water) Why don't we ask the circle birds?

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:'''Katara''': (to Sokka) You've been hallucinating on cactus juice all day, and then you just lick something you find stuck to the wall of a cave?!
:'''Sokka''': I have a natural curiousity.

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:'''Toph''': Yesterday my mouth tasted like mud. Now it tastes like sand. I never thought I would miss the taste of mud so much.

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===Chapter 12: The Serpent's Pass===
:'''Katara''': Waterbending bomb! Yeah! ''(performs a tumbling cannonball into the pool and She sends up a massive column of water that washes Aang ashore, shattering his ice block)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(sarcastically as he holds a dripping map)'' Sure, 5000 year old maps from the spirit library, just splash some water on ‘em.

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:'''Security Woman''': I told you already: no vegetables on the ferry! One cabbage slug could destroy the entire eco-system of Ba Sing Se! Security!
:''[A Platypus Bear destroys the cart full of cabbages]''
:'''Cabbage Merchant''': '''MY CABBAGES!!!'''

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:''[Suki asks Sokka why he is being overprotective of her]''
:'''Sokka''': It's so hard to lose someone you care about. Something happened at the North Pole and I couldn't protect someone. I don't want anything like that to ever happen again.
:'''Suki''': I lost someone I cared about. He didn't die. He just went away. I only had a few days to get to know him, but he was smart and brave and funny...
:'''Sokka''': ''(suspiciously)'' Who is this guy? Is he taller than me?
:'''Suki''': ''(deadpan)'' No. He's about your height.
:'''Sokka''': Is he better-looking?
:'''Suki''': It ''is'' you, stupid!
:'''Sokka''': Oh.

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:''[after Smellerbee is hurt by Iroh's mistaking her for a boy, Longshot catches up with her and looks at her without speaking]''
:'''Smellerbee''': I know. You're right. As long as I'm confident in who I am, it doesn't matter what other people think. Thanks, Longshot.
:''[Longshot nods]''

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:''[Suki rescues Toph from drowning]''
:'''Toph''': ''(thinking that Suki is Sokka)'' Oh, Sokka! You saved me! ''(kisses Suki on the cheek]''
:'''Suki''': Um, actually, it's me.
:'''Toph''': Oh.... well, heh heh. You can go ahead and let me drown now.

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:'''Sokka''': Suki, you know about giant sea monsters, do something!
:'''Suki''': Just because I live near the Unagi doesn't mean I'm an expert.
:'''Sokka''': ''[picks up Momo and offers it to the Sea Serpent]'' Oh great and powerful sea serpent, please accept this humble and tasty offering. Thank You.
:'''Katara''': Sokka!

=== Chapter 13: The Drill ===

:'''Mai''': She [Azula] can shoot all the lightning she wants at me, I'm not going into that wall sludge juice. ''(Shudders, then closes hatch Katara, Sokka, and Ty Lee jumped into)''

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:'''Ty Lee''': (''Looking through a periscope at the dust cloud Toph made'') Hey...Look at that dust cloud. It's so...poofy! (''Mimes by closing and opening her hand'') Poof!

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:'''Iroh''': I know you're not supposed to cry over spilled tea, but (''sniffs'') it's just so sad!

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:'''Katara''': (''Annoyed'') You know, I am just about sick and tired of you telling me what to do all day. You're like a chattering hog-monkey!
:'''Sokka''': (''Angrily'') JUST BEND THE SLURRY, WOMAN!
:[''Katara bends a wave of slurry into Sokka's face, knocking him over'']

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:''[Toph takes the group under ground]''
:'''Sokka''': It's so dark down here. I can't see a thing.
:'''Toph''': (''Sarcastically'') Oh no, what a nightmare!
:'''Sokka''': Sorry.
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=== Chapter 14: City of Walls and Secrets ===
:'''Dai Li Agent''': There is no War in Ba Sing Se. Here, we are safe. Here, we are free.

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:'''Katara''': The King is throwing a party at the palace tonight for his pet bear.
:'''Aang''': Don't you mean platypus bear?
:'''Katara''': No, it just says, 'bear'.
:'''Sokka''': Certainly you mean his pet ''skunk'' bear?
:'''Toph''': Or his armadillo bear?
:'''Aang''': Gopher bear?
:'''Katara''': Just, 'bear'.
:''(short pause)''
:'''Toph''': This place is ''weird''.

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:'''Long Feng''': By the way, I'm Long Feng. I'm a cultural minister to the king.
:'''Katara''': I'm Kua Mai, and this is [''gestures to Toph'']...Dum.

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:'''Toph''': It won't work. You country-bumpkins will stand out a mile. ''[Eats food with her hands]''

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:'''Iroh''': (''Sips tea'') Blech! This tea is nothing more than hot leaf juice!
:'''Zuko''': Uncle, that's what ''all'' tea is.
:'''Iroh''': How could a member of my own family say something so horrible?

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:'''Katara''': Look, the inner wall. I can’t believe we finally made it to Ba Sing Se in one piece.
:'''Sokka''': Hey don’t jinx it! We could still be attacked by some giant, exploding Fire Nation spoon. Or find out the city’s been submerged in an ocean full of killer shrimp.
:'''Toph''': You been hitting the cactus juice again?

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:'''Zuko''': This city is a prison. I don’t want to make a life here.
:'''Iroh''': Life happens wherever you are, whether you make it or not.

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:'''Party Guest 1''': (''about the king's bear'') He's taking all the good stuff!
:'''Party Guest 2''': Shut up! Do you know what I had to do to get seats this close to the bear?

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:'''Iroh''': ''(to Zuko)'' Would you like some tea?
:'''Zuko''': We've been working in a tea shop the whole day. I'm sick of tea.
:'''Iroh''': ''(stops making tea and lifts his hands in exasperation)'' Sick of tea? That's like being sick of breathing!

=== Chapter 15: The Tales of Ba Sing Se ===

:'''Iroh''': (''singing'')
:''Leaves from the vine''
:''Falling so slow''
:''Like fragile tiny shells''
:''Drifting in the foam''

:''Little soldier boy''
:''Come marching home''
:''Brave soldier boy''
:''Comes marching home...''

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:''(Katara opens a door and sees Toph lying facedown on the floor, asleep)''
:'''Katara''': Toph, aren't you gonna get ready for the day?
:''(Toph wakes up, hair frazzled, and spits)''
:'''Toph''': I'm ready.
:'''Katara''': Aren't you gonna clean up? You've got a little dirt on your....everywhere actually.
:'''Toph''': You call it dirt. I call it a healthy coating of earth.
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:'''Iroh''': (''After a group of children accidentally breaks a window while playing soccer'') It is usually best to admit mistakes when they occur, and to seek to restore honor...
:'''Very large man''': (''Yelling threateningly through the window'') When I'm through with you kids, the window won't be the only thing that's broken!
:'''Iroh''': ...but not this time. Run!
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:''(A mugger approaches Iroh in an alley)''
:'''mugger''': You! Hand over your money!
:''(Iroh looks down and notices the mugger's unstable stance)''
:'''Iroh''': What are you doing?
:'''mugger''': I'm mugging you!
:'''Iroh''': With that stance??
:'''mugger''': Wha… What are you talking about? Just give me your money, old man!
:'''Iroh''': With that stance you are unbalanced and can be easily knocked over.
:''(Iroh knocks mugger down and then helps him up)''
:'''Iroh''': With a solid stance you are a much more serious threat!
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:'''Iroh''':It’s always best to believe in one’s self but with a little help from others can be a great blessing!
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:'''Iroh''': How was your night, Prince Zuko?
:''[Zuko slams the door to his room. Iroh looks disappointed and Zuko slides the door open a little]''
:'''Zuko''': (''quietly'') It was nice.
:''(Iroh smiles'')

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=== Chapter 16: Appa's Lost Days ===

:''[context: Azula is talking to the Kyoshi warriors, who fight with fans]''
:'''Azula''': Who are you? The Avatar's ''fangirls''?
:''[a short pause]''
:'''Ty Lee''': ...Oh! I get it! Good one Azula.

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:''[Ty Lee unleashes a flurry of jabs into the back of a Kyoshi warrior, dropping her, and unleashes a final taunt]''
:'''Ty Lee''': You are ''not'' prettier than we are.

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:[''Suki is about to attack Azula'']
:'''Azula''': Don't you know that fans only make flames ''stronger''?
:[''Azula proceeds at attacking Suki'']

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:'''Guru Pathik''': I know I am not the person you expected...and I did not expect to be licked by a giant tongue just now.

===Chapter 17: Lake Laogai===
:'''Sokka''': Hey, I thought designing the "Lost Appa" poster was my job! I've been working all day on my Appa!
:(''shows Katara and Aang his picture. Katara is visibly trying not to laugh.''')
:'''Aang''': Sokka, the arrow is on Appa's ''head''.
:'''Sokka''': This ''is'' his head!
:'''Katara''': Why are ''feet'' coming out of it?
:'''Sokka''': Those are his horns! I haven't seen him in a while, okay?
:'''Toph''': Well, it looks just like him to me.
:'''Sokka''': Oh, thanks, I worked really--[''breaks off, remembering that Toph is blind'']...Why do you feel the need to do that?

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:'''Sokka''': We'll split up to cover more area. Toph, I guess you should just come with me.
:'''Toph''': (Grumpily) Why? Because you think I can't put up posters on my own!? (Swipes glue across a wall, snatches a poster from Sokka, and slams it backwards onto the paste).
:''[Pause]''
:'''Toph''': It's upside-down, isn't it? I'll just go with Sokka.

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:'''Aang''': We need to find a way to jog his real memories.
:'''Sokka''': (''provokingly'') Maybe Katara should kiss him! ''That'' should bring something back!
:'''Katara''': Maybe ''you'' should kiss him, Sokka.
:'''Sokka''': Hey, just an idea.
:'''Aang''': (''Perhaps jealous'') A bad one.

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:'''Toph''': Was this guy your boyfriend or something?
:'''Katara''': What?! No!
:'''Toph''': (''teasing, sing-song tone'') I can tell you're lying~!

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:'''Longshot''': ''(speaking for the only time on-screen)'' There's no time. Just go. We'll take care of him. He's our leader.
:'''Jet''': Don't worry Katara, I'll be fine.
:'''Toph''': (''sadly as she's walking away to Sokka'') He's lying.

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:'''Zuko''': (looking at the tied-up Appa) Uncle?
:'''Iroh''': (walks into the cell) So, the Blue Spirit? I wonder who could be behind that mask?
:'''Zuko''': What are you doing here?
:'''Iroh''': I was just about to ask you the same thing. What do you plan to do now that you've found the Avatar's bison? Keep it locked in our new apartment? Should I go put on a pot of ''tea'' for him?!
:'''Zuko''': First I have to get it out of here.
:'''Iroh''': And then ''what''?! You never think these things through! This is exactly what happened when you captured the Avatar at the North Pole! You had him, and then you had nowhere to go!
:'''Zuko''': I would've figured something out.
:'''Iroh''': No! If his friends hadn't found you, you would have frozen to death!
:'''Zuko''': ''(very angry)'' I know my own destiny, Uncle.
:'''Iroh''': Is it your own destiny, or is it a destiny someone else has tried to force on you?
:'''Zuko''': Stop it, Uncle! I have to do this!
:'''Iroh''': I'm ''begging'' you, Prince Zuko! Its time for you to look inward and begin asking yourself the big questions: ''Who are you?'' and ''What do you want?''

===Chapter 18: The Earth King===

:'''Sokka''': Looks like Long Feng is long gone! (''laughs'') Oh, I've been waiting to use that one!

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:'''Toph''': I've seen enough of Ba Sing Se. And I can't even see!

===Chapter 19: The Guru===

:'''Guru Pathik''': Third is the fire chakra, located in the stomach. It is strengthened by willpower and blocked by shame.
:'''Aang''': My fire chakra would like to eat something other than onion and banana juice.
:'''Guru Pathik''': (''laughs'') Good one. Moving on.

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:'''Azula''': We have been presented with an extraordinary opportunity, girls.
:'''Ty Lee''': Mai finally gets to wear make-up that's not totally depressing?

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:'''Guru Pathik''': Hmm, That chakra opened less like a flowing creek, and more like a (pauses) burping bison!
:'''Aang''': (burping) Taste like onion and banana juice... but strangely something else... (smacks lips together) Pickles?
:'''Guru Pathik''': (shrugging) Muhum?

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:'''Guru Pathik''': You have indeed felt a great loss. But love is a form of energy, and it swirls all around us. The Air Nomads' love for you has not left this world. It is still inside of your heart, and is reborn in the form of new love.

===Chapter 20: The Crossroads of Destiny===

:'''Ty Lee''': Nice speech, Azula! It was pretty and poetic, but also scary in a good way!

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:'''Iroh:''' Believe me when I say there is good inside him [Zuko]!
:'''Sokka:''' Good ''inside'' him isn't enough! Why don't you come back when it's ''outside'' him as well!

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:'''Sokka''': We should split up. Aang, you go with Iroh to look for Katara and the angry jerk, ''[to Iroh]'' no offense.
:'''Iroh''': None taken.

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:'''Sokka''': Thank goodness we're in time!
:'''Earth King''': In time for what?
:'''Ty Lee''' ''(excitedly)'': Yeah. What are you in time for- ''(she cartwheels toward Sokka, and giggles)'' ...cutie?
:'''Sokka''' ''(nervously)'': Um, I'm kinda involved with Suki.
:'''Ty Lee''': Who?

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:'''Aang''': Well, I met with this Guru who was supposed to help me master the Avatar State and control this great power, but to do it I had to let go of someone I love and I just couldn't.
:'''Iroh''': Perfection and power are overrated. I think you were very wise to choose happiness and love.
:'''Aang''': What happens if I can't save everyone and beat Azula? Without the Avatar State, what if I'm not powerful enough?
:'''Iroh''': I don't know the answer. Sometimes life is like this dark tunnel, you can't always see the light at the end of the tunnel, but if you just keep moving you will come to a better place.

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(In the middle of a duel after Zuko betrays Katara)
:'''Katara''': I thought you had changed!
:'''Zuko''': I have changed.

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'''Zuko''': Uncle, I don't understand. What are you doing with the Avatar?

'''Aang''': [faces him] Saving you, that's what.

'''Zuko''': [makes angry noise and attempts to lunge at him. Iroh holds him back]

'''Iroh''': It's time we talked. [to Aang, smiling] Go help your other friends. We'll catch up with you.

'''Aang''': [bows to Iroh and rushes out with Katara]

'''Katara''': [stares sadly over her shoulder at Zuko as she leaves]

'''Zuko''': [not looking Iroh directly in the eye] Why, Uncle?

'''Iroh''': [seriously] You're not the man you used to be, Zuko. You are stronger, and wiser, and freer than you have ''ever'' been. And now you've come to the crossroads of your destiny. It's time for you to choose. It's time for you to choose ''good''.

'''Zuko''': [eyes widen and makes a loud sound of surprise as the green crystals shoot up and imprison Iroh]

'''Azula''': [comes over with two Dai Li Agents behind her] I expected this kind of treachery from Uncle. But Zuko, ''Prince'' Zuko. You're a lot of things, but you aren't a traitor, are you?

'''Zuko''': [angrily, eyes narrowed] Release him immediately!

'''Azula''':[slyly] It's not to late for you, Zuko. You could still redeem yourself.

== Book 3: Fire ==
===Chapter 1: The Awakening===

:'''Katara''': ''(Smiles)'' I like your hair.
:'''Aang''' ''(Alarmed)'': I have hair?! ''(touching his newly grown hair)'' How long was I out?!
:'''Katara''': A few weeks.

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:'''Toph''': (''To Sokka'') How we doing?
:'''Sokka''': Things couldn't get much worse.
(''The serpent from the Serpent's Pass shoots up from the water behind Sokka.)
:'''Sokka''': The universe just ''loves'' proving me wrong, doesn't it?
:'''Toph''': You make it too easy! ''(The serpent is about to attack but changes target to the Fire Nation ship when it is hit by a Fire Ball)''
:'''Sokka''': Thank you, The Universe!

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:'''Sokka''': And the best part is... the eclipse isn't even our biggest advantage. We have a secret (looks around and whispers to Aang): You!
:'''Aang''': Me?!
:'''Sokka''': Yep, the whole world thinks you're dead…isn't that great?! ''(Aang stares at him, horrified)''

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:'''Zuko''': Why did you do it?
:'''Azula''': You're going to have to be a little more specific.
:'''Zuko''': Why did you tell Father that I was the one who killed the Avatar?
:'''Azula''': Can't this wait until morning?
:'''Zuko''': ''(firmly)'' It can't
:'''Azula''': Fine. You seemed so worried about how father would treat you because you hadn't captured the Avatar. I figured, if I gave you the credit, you'd have nothing to worry about.
:'''Zuko''': But why?
:'''Azula''': Call it a generous gesture. I wanted to thank you for your help, and I was happy to share the glory.
:'''Zuko''': You're lying.
:'''Azula''': If you say so.
:'''Zuko''': You have another motive for doing this. I just haven't figure out what it is.
:'''Azula''': ''(stretching up her arms)'' Please, Zuko. What ulterior motive could I have? What could I possibly gain by letting you get all the glory for defeating the Avatar? Unless somehow, the Avatar was actually alive. All that glory would suddenly turn to shame and foolishness. But you said yourself that was impossible. Sleep well, Zuzu.

===Chapter 2: The Headband===

:'''Sokka:''' Great job with the cloud camo, but next time, let's disguise ourselves as the kinda cloud that knows how to keep its mouth shut!
:'''Toph:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Yeah, we wouldn't want a bird to hear us chatting up there and turn us in.
:'''Sokka:''' (Hushed tone) Hey, we're in enemy territory. Those are enemy birds!
:''(One bird jumps on Sokka's head and caws, all laugh)''

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:'''Aang:''' I don't know about this. These clothes belong to somebody...
:'''Katara:''' I call the silk robe!

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:'''Headmaster:''' Thank you for coming, Mr. and Mrs...
:'''Sokka:''' Fire. Wang Fire. This is my wife Sapphire.
:'''Katara:''' Sapphire Fire, nice to meet you.
:'''Headmaster:''' Mr. and Mrs.... Fire, your son has been enrolled here for two days, and he's already causing problems. He's argued with his history teacher, disrupted music class, and roughed up my star pupil.
:'''Katara:''' ''(in shock)'' My goodness, that doesn't sound like our Kuzon.
:'''Headmaster:''' That's what would any mother could say, Ma'am, nonetheless you're forewarned. If he acts up one more, I'll have him sent to reform school ''[standing up for emphasis]''! By which I mean the coal mines. Are we clear?
:'''Sokka:''' Don't you worry, Mr. Headmaster! I'll straighten the boy up with something fierce. ''(in a fierce tone)'' YOUNG MAN, AS SOON AS WE GET HOME, YOU'RE GONNA GET THE PUNISHMENT OF A LIFETIME!
:'''Headmaster:''' That's what I like to hear.
''[Aang, Katara, and Sokka leave; with Sokka walking in a manly-like manner]''

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:'''Mai:''' Orange is such an awful color.
:'''Zuko:''' You're so beautiful when you hate the world.
:'''Mai:''' I don't hate you.
:'''Zuko:''' I don't hate you, too.

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:'''Azula:''' I hear you've been to see Uncle Fatso in the prison tower.
:'''Zuko:''' That guard told you, didn't he?
:'''Azula:''' No, you did. Just now.

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:'''Aang:''' I already have a picture of Fire Lord Ozai. And here's one that I made out of noodles!
:'''Sokka''': Impressive, I'll admit.

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:'''Katara:''' We're safe now Sokka, you can take off the moustache.
:'''Sokka:''' Oh, no I can't. It's permantently glued to my skin.

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:'''Sokka''' ''(wearing his fake mustache)'': That's it! No more school for you, young man! ''(strokes his mustache)''
:'''Aang''': I'm not ready to leave yet. I'm having fun for once, just being a normal kid. You don't know what it's like, Sokka. ''You'' get to be normal all the time.
:'''Toph''': Ha ha. ''(Sokka narrows his eyes at Toph)''
:'''Aang''': Listen, guys, those kids are the future of the Fire Nation. If we want to change this place for the better, we need to show them a little of freedom.
:'''Sokka''': What could you ''possibly'' do for a country of depraved little fire monsters?
:'''Aang''': I'm gonna throw them... a secret dance party! ''(Aang does a silly little dance, and everybody stares at him)''
:'''Sokka''' ''(adult voice)'': Go to your room!

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''Aang holds his hand out to Katara, inviting her to dance.''
:'''Katara''': ''(looks away nervously)'' Oh, I don't know, Aang, these shoes aren't really right for dancing, and I'm not sure I know how to--
:'''Aang''': Take my hand.
:'''Katara''': ''(grinning)'' Okay.

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:[''Aang and Katara are dancing together.'']
:'''Katara''': Aang, everyone's watching.
:'''Aang''': Don't worry about them. ''(grins)'' It's just you and me right now.

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:'''Sokka''': Well, I am a fan of secret rivers...Alright. We can stay one more day.
:'''Aang''': Yeah! Flameo, hotman.
:'''Sokka''': Flameo?

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:'''Aang''': Or, as they say in the Fire Nation, "stay flamin'!"

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:'''Aang''': Ladies and gentlemen, THE FLAMEO'S!

===Chapter 3: The Painted Lady===

:'''Xu''': ''(grabs two gross-looking fish)'' Would you like the one-headed fish or the two-headed fish?
:'''Sokka''': ...TWO HEADED! ''(they look at him)'' What? You get more for your money that way!

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:'''Doc''': You know, you're ''(Katara)'' not so bad for a Waterbender.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, you wouldn't mind keeping that a secret, would you?
:'''Doc''': No problem. Keeping my mouth shut is a speciality. But my brother, Xu on the other hand, oh, he's a blabbermouth! ''(Sokka slaps himself in the head)''
:'''Katara''': So, Doc, you ready to clean this river?
:'''Doc''': No, ma'am. I'm gonna get my other brother, Bushi. He loves cleaning rivers! ''(takes off his first hat and reveals another hat beneath)'' All right, I'm Bushi! Let's get to some river cleaning!

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:'''Aang''' ''(to the Painted Lady)'': I'm the Avatar! ''(he jumps down in front of her)''
:'''Katara''': ''(mysterious voice)'': Well, hello, Avatar. I wish I could talk, but I am very busy.
:'''Aang''': Yeah, me too; I hate that. ''(he looks at the Painted Lady, Katara tries to hide her face with her hat)'' You know, you're real pretty for a spirit. I don't get to meet many spirits. But the ones I ''do'' meet? Not very attractive. ''(Katara chuckles nervously)''
:'''Katara''': Thank you, but-
:'''Aang''': You seem familiar. ''(he looks at the Painted Lady again, but Katara still hides her face with her hat)''
:'''Katara''': A lot of people say that.
:'''Aang''': No. You ''really'' seem familiar.
:'''Katara''': Look, I really should get going. ''(Aang Airbends her hat off, Katara grabs it, and turns away)''
:'''Aang''': Katara?
:'''Katara''' ''(turning to face Aang; regretfully)'': Hi, Aang.
:'''Aang''' ''(points at Katara)'': ''You're'' the Painted Lady?! But how?
:'''Katara''': I wasn't at first. But since that's who everybody thought I was, I guess I kinda became her. ''(she drops her hat)''

===Chapter 4: Sokka's Master===

:'''Sokka''': ''(referring to the bright stars overhead)'' Wow, this really makes you realise how insignificant we all are.
:'''Toph''': Meh, if you haven't seen anything before, you've seen it a thousand times.
:''(a bright meteor suddenly heads earthward)''
:'''Sokka''': Oh, man! You've NEVER not seen anything like this before!.

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:'''Aang''': What should we do today?
:'''Toph''': I'm tapped out. I already picked my toes. Twice.
:'''Aang''': Twice?
:'''Toph''': The first time's for cleaning, but the second time's just for the sweet picking sensation.

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:'''Toph''': It's hot today.
:'''Aang''': [[w:Johnny Carson|How hot is it]]?
:'''Toph''': I dunno, really hot?
:'''Katara''': It's so hot, it's so hot! Th-That Momo's shedding like Appa! Huh huh? ''(waits for a reply or laugh)''
:'''Aang''': I guess the jokes don´t run in the family.
:'''Katara''': Oh, everybody's a critic!

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:'''Toph''': You noodlebrains don't have a clue what you're doing. I miss Sokka.
:'''Katara''': Ooh! I got one! If you miss him so much, why don't you marry him?! ''(Katara grins, Toph turns over)''
:'''Aang''': ''(is silent, then blows away a nearby bug with Airbending)''

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:'''Toph''': Sokka's coming! ''(sits up excitedly then tries to look casual about it)''
:'''Sokka''': Hey guys. How ya doin? ''(they all hug him)''
:'''Aang''': Sokka!
:'''Toph''': You're back!
:'''Katara''': We missed you so much.
:'''Aang''': Say something funny!
:'''Sokka''': Funny how? ''(Aang and Katara start laughing)'' What's their deal?
:'''Toph''': ''(turns away trying to seem casual)'' I don't know. They missed you or something... ''(blushes)'' I didn't care.
:'''Sokka''': Thanks. That warms my heart.
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:'''Piandao''': Don't think of your sword as a weapon. Think of it as another part of your body.
:'''Sokka''': Like a second head?
:'''Piandao''': More like an extra-long, really sharp arm.
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:'''Sokka''': I'm not from the Fire Nation. I'm from the southern Water tribe. I lied so I can learn swordsmanship from you. I'm sorry.
:'''Piandao''': I'm sorry too.
[Piandao proceeds to attack Sokka.]
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:'''Piandao''': (after their duel) Excellent work, Sokka. I think I'm a little old to be fighting the Avatar.
:'''Aang''': ''(shocked)'' How did you know?
:'''Piandao''': Oh, I've been around a while. You pick things up. Of course I knew from the beginning that Sokka was Water Tribe... You might want to think of a better Fire Nation cover name. Try Lee. There's a million Lees.
:'''Katara''': But why would you agree to train someone from the Water Tribe?
:'''Piandao''': The way of the sword doesn't belong to any one nation. Knowledge of the arts belongs to us all.

===Chapter 5: The Beach===

''(At Li and Lo's house on Ember Island)''
:'''Zuko''': It smells like old lady in here.
:'''Mai''': Gee, I wonder why.

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:'''Azula''': [''After winning a game of beach volleyball/"Kuai Ball"''] ''Yes''! We defeated you for all time! You will never rise from the ashes of your ''shame'' and ''humiliation''! [''pause''] Well, that was fun.

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:'''Azula''': That's a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. [''Points''] Because... it's so sharp.
:'''Chan''': Ummm... Thaaanks.

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:'''Ty Lee''': Thank goodness you're here, Azula. These boys won't leave me alone. I think they all just like me too much!
:'''Azula''': Oh come on, Ty Lee, you can't be that stupid.
:'''Ty Lee''': What do you mean?
:'''Azula''': You make it too easy for them, you're a tease. It's not like they actually care who you are.
:''(Ty Lee starts crying)''
:'''Azula''': Okay, okay, I'm sorry. It's just that I'm a little ''(pauses and whispers)'' jealous.
:'''Ty Lee''': Of ''me''? But you're the smartest, prettiest girl in the whole world!
:'''Azula''': Well, you're right about those things, but every time I try to talk to boys, they act like I'm going to do something horrible to them...
:'''Ty Lee''': But you probably ''would'' do something horrible to them. Okay, look. If you want a boy to like you, just look at him, and smile a lot, and laugh at everything he says, even if it's not funny.
:'''Azula''': Well, that sounds really shallow and stupid... Let's try it!
:'''Ty Lee''': Right. ''[puts on a boyish voice]'' Hey there, sweet sugar-cakes. How ya likin' this party?
:''[Azula does a loud and exaggerated laugh, distracting everybody]''

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(''Azula notices a volleyball game'')
:'''Azula''': Hey, beach bums, we're going next. [''To Ty Lee''] Ty Lee, get over here now!
(''Ty Lee, goes over to on two hands, revealing her red underwear.'')

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:[''Chan and Azula had just shared a passionate kiss.'']
:'''Chan''': You're pretty.
:'''Azula''': ''(sweetly)'' Together, you and I will be ''(evilly)'' the strongest couple in the entire world! ''(creates two blue fireballs in her hands)'' WE WILL DOMINATE THE EARTH! ''(Chan stares at her like she's crazy)''
:'''Chan''': Uh, I gotta go. ''(he nervously walks away, leaving Azula alone)''

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:'''Zuko''': I guess you wouldn't understand, would you Azula? Because you're just so ''perfect''.
:'''Azula''': Well yes, I guess you're right. I don't have sob stories like all of you. I could sit here and complain how mom liked Zuko more then me, but I don't really care. My own mother thought I was a monster... ''[is silent for a moment]'' She was right, of course, but it still hurt.

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:'''Ty Lee''': ''[to Zuko and Mai, who have been arguing]'' Calm down, you guys! This much negative energy is bad for your skin; you'll totally break out.
:'''Zuko''': Bad skin?! ''Normal'' teenagers worry about bad skin! I don't have that luxury! My father decided to teach me a permanent lesson - ON MY FACE!
:'''Ty Lee''': Sorry, Zuko, I--
:'''Zuko''': For so long now I thought if my dad accepted me, I'd be happy. I'm back home now, my dad talks to me, he even thinks I'm a hero! Everything should be perfect, right? I should be happy now, but I'm not. I'm angrier than ever and I don't know why!
:'''Azula''': There's a simple question you need to answer, then. Who are you angry at?
:'''Zuko''': No one! I'm just... angry.
:'''Mai''': Yeah, who are you angry at, Zuko?
:'''Zuko''': Everyone! I don't know!
:'''Azula''': Is it Dad?
:'''Zuko''': No, no.
:'''Ty Lee''': Your uncle?
:'''Azula''': Me?
:'''Zuko''': No! No, no, no!
:'''Mai''': Then who? Who are you angry at?
:'''Azula''': Answer the question, Zuko.
:'''Ty Lee''': Talk to us!
:'''Mai''': Come on, answer the question.
:'''Azula''': Come on, answer it.
:'''Zuko''': ''[makes their fire blaze]'' I'M ANGRY AT MYSELF!

===Chapter 6: The Avatar and the Fire Lord===

:''(Zuko is standing before a huge portrait of Fire Lord Sozin)''
:'''Azula''': It's never too early for a sitting with the court painter, Zuko. ''(Sarcastically)'' Make sure he gets your good side.

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:''(After explaining their great-grandfather Sozin's history to Zuko)''
:'''Azula''': In the end, he died a very old and successful man.
:'''Zuko''': But ''how'' did he die?
:'''Azula''': Didn't you pay any attention in school, Zuko? He died peacefully in his sleep; he was ancient.

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:''(Zuko begins to read Sozin's last testament)''
:'''Sozin''': ''(voice-over)'' As I feel my own life dimming, I can't help but think of a time when everything was so much brighter...

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:'''Aang''': ''(in disbelief)'' You were friends with Fire Lord Sozin?
:'''Roku''': Back then he was just Prince Sozin...and he was my best friend.

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:'''Roku''': ''(after watching his younger self fail to speak to Ta Min)'' Love is hard, when you're young.
:'''Aang''': You don't have to tell me.
:'''Roku''': Don't worry, it gets better.

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:''(Sozin and Roku see the Fire Sages approach them)''
:'''Sozin''': ''(worried)'' Did something happen to my father?
:'''Fire Sage''': No, Prince Sozin. We are not here for you. We are here to announce the identity of the next Avatar. ''(the crowd gasps in surprise)'' It is our honor to serve you, Avatar Roku. ''(the Fire Sages bow, followed by everyone else in the room)''

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:''(Aang stands up, squats, grunts in a straining manner, sighs with relief, and smiles, all while he is still connected with the Spirit World)''
:'''Katara''': Do they have bathrooms in the spirit world?
:'''Sokka''': As a matter of fact, they do not.

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:'''Aang''': That's amazing! I can't believe you were friends with Monk Gyatso just like I was!
:'''Roku''': Some friendships are so strong they can even transcend lifetimes.

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:'''Roku''': After all these years, he was still my best friend and a few months later he was my best man.
:'''Aang''': Roku, it's that girl who didn't even know you were alive!
:'''Roku''': Ta Min... I was persistent. When love is real, it finds a way... and being the Avatar doesn't hurt your chances with the ladies either.

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:'''Sozin''': Without you, all my plans are suddenly possible. I have a vision for the future, Roku.

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:'''Sozin''': With Roku gone and the Great Comet returning, the timing was perfect to change the world. I knew the next Avatar would be born an Air Nomad so I wiped out the Air Temples, but somehow the new Avatar eluded me. I wasted the remainder of my life searching in vain. I know he's hiding out there somewhere; the Fire Nation's greatest threat, the last Airbender.

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:'''Iroh''': You have more than one great-grandfather, Prince Zuko. Sozin was your father's grandfather. Your ''mother's'' grandfather was Avatar Roku.
:'''Zuko''': ''(in shock)'' Why are you telling me this?!
:'''Iroh''': Because understanding the struggle between your two great-grandfathers can help you better understand the battle within yourself. Evil and good are always at war inside you, Zuko. It is your nature, your legacy, but there is a bright side. What happened generations ago can be resolved now by ''you''. Because of your legacy, you alone can cleanse the sins of our family and the Fire Nation. Born in you, along with all the strife, is the power to restore balance to the world.

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:'''Katara''': You mean after all Roku and Sozin went through together, even after Roku showed him mercy, Sozin betrayed him like that?
:'''Toph''': It's like these people are ''born'' bad.
:'''Aang''': No, that's wrong. I don't think that was the point of what Roku showed me at all.
:'''Sokka''': Then what was the point?
:'''Aang''': Roku was just as much Fire Nation as Sozin was, right? If anything, their story proves anyone is capable of great good and great evil. Everyone, even the Fire Lord and the Fire Nation, have to be treated like they're worth giving a chance. And I think it was about friendships too.
:'''Toph''': Do you really think friendships can last more than one lifetime?
:'''Aang''': [''Aang takes Toph's hand''] I don't see why not.[''Katara takes Toph's other'']
:'''Sokka''': Well, scientifically speaking there's no way to prove that-
:'''Katara''': OH SOKKA JUST HOLD HANDS.
:[''Sokka keeps his face turned and grabs Katara's hand.'']

===Chapter 7: The Runaway===

:'''Katara:''' This isn't something we should make a habit of doing.
:'''Toph:''' Why? Because it's fun? And you ''hate'' fun?
:'''Katara:''' I don't hate fun. ''(puts Momo on her head)'' See? Fun!
''(Momo slides off Katara's head)''

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:'''Sokka:''' Toph, when I was in town I found something you're not going to like ''(unfurls a wanted poster)''
:'''Toph:''' Well it ''sounds'' like a sheet of paper. But I guess you're referring to what's on the sheet of paper.
:''(Later in the episode)''
:'''Katara:''' ...Well then, what's this? ''(brandishes the same wanted poster)''
:'''Toph:''' ''(seriously irritated)'' I don't ''know''! I mean, seriously, what's ''with'' you people?! I'm ''blind''!

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:''[after being attacked by Combustion Man]''
:'''Aang:''' It's Sparky Sparky Boom Man!
:'''Sokka:''' You know, I'm starting to think that name doesn't quite fit!

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:'''Sokka''': Hey, I've got it, the perfect name for that guy. "Combustion Man"!
:'''Toph''': Good job, Sokka. Now let's get out of here before Combustion Man catches us!
:'''Sokka''': See? It fits so well!

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''(Aang blindfolded. Sokka comes up from behind, running.)''
:'''Sokka''': ''(screams)'' SNEAK ATTACK!
:'''Aang''': ''(hits Sokka with a rock)'' Sokka, sneak attack doesn't work if you yell it out loud.

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:'''Katara''': I knew this would happen!
:'''Toph''': But it was your idea.
:'''Katara''': I know.

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''(Toph and Katara in cage)''
:'''Toph''': wait a minute, it's a trap
:'''Katara''': ''(sarcastically)'' really, no kidding

===Chapter 8: The Puppetmaster===

:'''Aang''': I'd steer clear of the sea prunes.
:'''Toph''': I thought they were ocean kumquats.
:'''Aang''': Close enough.
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:'''Sokka''': People disappearing in the woods, weird stuff during full moons…this just reeks of spirit world shenanigans.
:'''Aang''': I bet if we take a little walk around town, we'll find out what these people did to the environment to make the spirits mad.
:'''Sokka''': And then you can sew up this little mystery, lickety-split, Avatar-style.
:'''Aang''': Helping people…that's what I do.
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:'''Hama''': I control every muscle, every vein in your body. It's impossible for you to escape my grip!
:'''Katara''': Stop... Please...
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:'''Toph''': Maybe the Moon Spirit just turned mean.
:'''Sokka''': ''(outraged)'' The Moon Spirit is a gentle, loving lady! She rules the sky with compassion and... lunar goodness!
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:'''Katara''': You're not the only one who draws power from the moon. ''(Hama is shocked that Katara managed to resist her bloodbending)'' My bending is more powerful than yours, Hana . Your technique is useless on me! ''(draws water from the ground and forms a ring around herself before directing it at Hama)''
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:'''Aang''': ''(walking up)'' Old Man Ding?
:'''Old Man Ding''': ''(hits his thumb with the hammer)'' Eeh, yeow! Aw, dang blame it! What? Can't you see I'm busy. 'Got a full moon rising. And why does everyone call me that? I'm not that old. ''(tries to pick up a fallen)'' Aww...well, I'm young at heart. Not ready to get snapped up by some moon monster, yet, at least.
:'''Sokka''': ''(takes over the hammering)'' We wanted to ask you about that.
:'''Aang''': Did you get a good look at the spirit that took you?
:'''Old Man Ding''': Didn't see no spirit. Just felt something come over me, like I was possessed. Forced me to start walking toward the mountain. I tried to fight it, but I couldn't control my own limbs. ''(demonstrates a walk like he's possessed)'' It just about had me into a cave up there. And I looked up at the moon, for what I thought would be my last glimpse of light. But then, the sun started to rise. And I got control of myself again! I just high-tailed it away from that mountain as quick as I could!
:'''Sokka''': Why would a spirit want to take people to a mountain?
:'''Toph''': Oh, no!!! I did hear people screaming under the mountain. The missing villagers must still be there.

===Chapter 9: Nightmares and Daydreams===

:''(Aang lies down to sleep)''
:'''Aang''': Goodnight, Katara. Goodnight, Sokka. Goodnight, Toph. Goodnight,Appa. Goodnight, Momo. Goodnight-
:'''Toph''': GO TO SLEEP ALREADY!

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:'''Sokka''' ''(wearing his Wang Fire costume )'': Why don't you get right down to business, and tell me what's been bothering you?
:'''Aang''': You know what's been bothering me. I have face to the Fire Lord in a few days!
:'''Sokka''': Mm-hmm. Tell me more about this ''Fire Lord''. Why are you so afraid of him?
:'''Aang''': You said it yourself. He's the baddest man on the planet! I'm supposed to defeat and save the world!
:'''Sokka''': Mmm. Life does feel that way sometimes, doesn't it? Like we're all trying to save the world from evil?
:'''Aang''': Okay, but what can I do to make myself feel better?
:'''Sokka''' ''(holding out a koala sheep)'': Wanna try screaming into this pillow? ''(Aang takes it, screams, and the sheep baas)''

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:'''Aang''' ''(at the Ozai practice dummy)'': You think you're untouchable, don't you, Mr. Fire Lord?!
:'''Momo''': Boy, you are really starting to lose it, kid.
:'''Aang''': Momo, did you hear something?
:'''Momo''': No, but I ''said'' something.
:'''Aang''': Uh... ''(he looks at Momo)''
:'''Momo''': You, my friend, are just a few plums short of a fruit pie. ''(Aang's mouth hangs open, he shakes his head, and looks at Momo again; Momo chatters)''

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:''(Aang's hallucinating a fight between Momo and Appa, then Guru Pathik comes by flying on a cloud, with six arms, playing a sitar with lower arms, while holding bowls of onion and banana juice with middle arms, upper arms waving aimlessly, singing:)''
:'''Guru Pathik''': Chakras, chakras, everybody loves chakras! Chakras, chakras! Chakra sandwich tastes good! Yum!

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:''(Aang's is daydreaming about professing his love for Katara)
:'''Aang''': Invasion, all aboard for the invasion.
:'''Katara''': You don't look so good, are you sure that you can't lie down and take a little nap?
:'''Aang''': I told you, I can't go to sleep.
:'''Katara''': Aang, staying up all night can't be good for you.
:'''Aang''': Actually staying up all night has given me some time to think and I've realized some big things Katara.
:'''Katara''':What big things?
:'''Aang''': I'm seeing everything so clearly now, what really matters, why I'm really doing this, I'm doing it to save the world, but more than that. I'm doing it for the people I love. I'm doing it for you, Katara.
:'''Katara''': Aang, what are you saying?
:'''Aang''': I'm saying...I love you.
:''(Aang gives Katara a peck on the lips, then they start kissing passionately)''
:'''Katara''': What are we doing?
:'''Aang''': What our hearts have been telling us to do for a long, long time. Baby, you're my forever girl.
:''(Aang goes back to reality)
:'''Katara''':Aang?
:'''Aang''': Huh?
:'''Katara''': I was just saying you should take a nap.
:'''Aang''': Oh...I guess I kinda drifted off into a daydream.
:'''Katara''': What was your dream about?
:'''Aang''': Uh...living underwater?

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:''(Aang is dreaming)''
:'''Aang''': Your reign of tyranny is over, Fire Lord. I'm taking you down!
:'''Ozai''': Do you really think you can take me down? You're not even wearing pants!
:'''Aang''': No, Fire Lord Ozai. You're not wearing pants!
:'''Ozai''': (screams)'' My royal parts are showing!

===Chapters 10 & 11: Day of Black Sun===
====The Invasion====

:'''Du''': Hoo-wee! There ain't nothing like this back in the swamp! ''(points at a rock)'' Whatcha rekon that is, Tho? Some sort of Fire Nation trap exploding trap would eat ya?
:'''Tho''': It's just a rock, Du.
:'''Du''': Well, I'll be!
:'''Hakoda''': Is it just me, or are those fellows a little loose on the leaf hats?
:'''Bato''': I just wish they'd wear pants.
:'''Huu''': Pants are an illusion... and so is death.

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:'''Toph''': No way! Is that- ''(the Hippo picks her up and hugs her)''
:'''Hippo''': Hippo happy to see Blind Bandit.
:'''Toph''': You guys here for a rematch?
:'''Boulder''': Negatory. The Boulder and the Hippo no longer fight for others' entertainment. Now we fight for our kingdom!
:'''Toph''':''(suddenly happy)'' Sweet!

====The Eclipse====

:'''Zuko''': After I leave here today, I'm going to free Uncle Iroh from his prison, and I'm going to beg for his forgiveness. He's the one who's been a real father to me.
:'''Ozai''': [''Laughs''] That's just beautiful. Maybe he can pass down to you the ways of tea and failure.
:'''Zuko''': But I've come to an even more important decision. I'm gonna join the Avatar, and I'm going to help him defeat you.
:'''Ozai''': Really? Since you're a full blown traitor and you want me gone, why wait? I'm powerless. You've got your swords. Why don't you just do it now?
:'''Zuko''': Because I know my own destiny. Taking you down is the Avatar's destiny. Goodbye.
:'''Ozai''': ''Coward!'' Even if the Avatar were brave enough to face me, he would only do it during the Eclipse. If ''you'' have any real courage, you'll stick around until the sun comes out. Don't you want to hear what happened to your mother?
:'''Zuko''': What happened that night?
:'''Ozai''': My father, Fire Lord Azulon, had commanded me to do the unthinkable to you, my own son, and I was going to do it. Your mother found out and swore she would protect you at any cost. She knew I wanted the throne, so she proposed a plan; a plan in which I would become Fire Lord and your life would be spared. Your mother did vicious treasonous things that night. She knew the consequences and accepted them. For her treason she was banished.
:'''Zuko''': So she's alive.
:'''Ozai''': Perhaps.... Now I realize that banishment is far to merciful a penalty for treason. Your penalty will be far steeper.... ''(The eclipse ends, and Ozai strikes Zuko with lightning, only for Zuko to direct it back to him, knocking Ozai off his feet)''

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:'''Aang''': Where is he?! Where's the Fire Lord?!
:'''Azula''': Hmm. You mean I'm not good enough for you? You're hurting my feelings.
:'''Sokka''': Stop wasting our time and give us the information! You're powerless, so you're in no position to refuse.
:'''Toph''': And stick to the truth. I'll be able to tell if you're lying.
:'''Azula''': Are you sure? I'm a pretty good liar. I am a 400 foot tall purple platypus-bear with pink horns and silver wings.
''(pause)''
:'''Toph''': Okay, you're good, I admit it. ''(bends the earth underneath Azula so that it encases her is a conical shape)'' But you really ought to consider telling the truth anyway.

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:'''Sokka''': Wait! Toph, Aang, stop attacking! Don't you see what she's doing? She's just playing with us! She's not even trying to win this fight.
:'''Azula''': Not true. I'm giving it my all.
:'''Toph''': You're trying to keep us here and waste all our time!
:'''Azula''': Right. I think your friend just said that, genius. And since you can't see, I should tell you, I'm rolling my eyes.
:'''Toph''' ''(angrily)'': I'll roll your whole head!
:'''Sokka''': She's just baiting you again.

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:'''Zuko''': For so long, all I wanted was you to love me, to accept me. I thought it was my honor that I wanted, but really, I was just trying to please you. ''You'', my father, who banished me just for talking out of turn. ''My father'', who challenged me, a 13-year-old boy, to an Agni Kai. How can you possibly justify a duel with a child?
:'''Ozai''': ''(bitterly)'' It was to teach you respect.
:'''Zuko''': It was cruel! And it was wrong.
:'''Ozai''': Then you have learned nothing.
:'''Zuko''': No, I’ve learned everything! And I had to learn it on my own. Growing up, we were taught that the Fire Nation was the greatest civilization in history and somehow, the war was our way of sharing our greatness with the rest of the world. What an amazing lie that was! The people of the world are terrified by the Fire Nation! They don’t see our greatness - they hate us! And we deserve it. We’ve created an era of fear in the world. And if we don’t want the world to destroy itself, we need to replace it with an era of peace and kindness.
:'''Ozai''': ''(laughs mockingly)'' Your Uncle has gotten to you, hasn’t he?
:'''Zuko''': ''(closes his eyes for a second, then smiles)'' Yes. He has.

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''(Aang flies down on his glider)''
:'''Sokka''': Please tell me you're here because the Firelord is a big wimp and you didn't need to take him down.
:'''Aang''': He wasn’t home. No one was. The entire palace city is abandoned.

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:'''Toph''': This way. That way's a dead end.
:'''Sokka''': What would we do without you?
:'''Toph''': Perish and burn in magma.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, pretty much!

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''(Tyro to firebending guards)''
:'''Tyro''': Stop! Surrender peacefully and we won't harm you.
:'''Guards''': We will never surrender!
''(Guard does some fancy firebending move but nothing happens due to the solar eclipse)''
:'''Guard''': Ok. We surrender.

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:'''Azula''': ''(To Aang, Sokka and Toph)'' Oh, looks like the firebending's back on.

=== Chapter 12: The Western Air Temple ===

:'''Zuko''': Hello, Zuko here. But I guess you probably already know me, sort of. Uh so, the thing is I have a lot of Firebending experience and I'm considered to be pretty good at it. Well you've seen me... you know when I was attacking you? Uh yeah, I guess I should apologize for that, but anyway I'm good now. I mean, I thought I was good before but now I realize I was bad, but anyway... I think it's time I joined your group and taught the Avatar Firebending.
:''(Camera zooms out to show Zuko is talking to a big frog. The frog croaks)''
:'''Zuko''': Well, what's your answer!?
:''(The frog jumps on Zuko's head, then leaps away)''
:'''Zuko''': Yeah, that's what I'd say too.
''(Zuko is alone)''
:'''Zuko''': How am I supposed to convince these people that I'm on their side? What would uncle do? ''(imitating Iroh)'' Zuko, you have to look within yourself to save yourself from your other self. Only then will your true self reveal itself. Ugh, even when I'm talking for him I can't figure out what he means. What would Azula do? ''(imitating Azula)'' Listen Avatar, I can join your group, or I can do something unspeakably horrible to you and your friends. Your choice! ''(looks at frog)'' I guess I'm not that good at impersonations.
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:'''Zuko''': Why am I so bad at being good?''
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:''[Sokka strikes the Combustion Man with his boomerang]''
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, boomerang!
:''[Everyone witnesses the Combustion Man stand up almost immediately]''
:'''Sokka''': ''[worried]'' Awww, boomerang!
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:'''Katara''': ''(Gazing at Zuko with a dark look)'' You might have everyone else buying your... ''"transformation"'', but you and I both know you've struggled with doing the right thing in the past. So let me tell you something right now. You make one step backward, one slip up, give me one reason to think you might hurt Aang, and you won't have to worry about your destiny anymore. Because I'll make sure your destiny ends, Right then and there. ''Permanently''. ''(Exits the room, leaving Zuko shocked)''

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:'''The Duke''': I miss Pipsqueak.
:'''Sokka''': I miss not having blisters on my feet!

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''(As the group reach the Western Air Temple)''
:'''Toph''': We're here!
:'''Katara''': ''(Can't see the temple)'' Uh, Toph, I think your feet need their eyes checked.

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:'''Haru''': Come on. I'll race you, Duke.
:'''The Duke''': I told you, it's THE Duke!

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:'''Zuko''': ''(To himself, after revealing to Aang that he was the one who sent Combustion Man)'' Ugh, why do I have to be so stupid? How could I tell them that I sent an assassin after them? Couldn't I say that Azula did it? They would've believed that! Stupid! ''(Hits his head)''

=== Chapter 13 The Firebending Masters ===

:'''Zuko''': ''(trying to make strong fire blasts and only producing weak flames)'' Just breathe and... ''(Punches but only a weak flame come out)''
:'''Aang''': That one kinda felt hot.
:'''Zuko''': ''(Angrily)'' Don't patronize me! You know what it's supposed to look like!
:'''Aang''': Sorry, Sifu Hotman.
:'''Zuko''': ''(still angry)'' And stop calling me that!

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:'''Zuko''' ''(while he and Aang are on their way to the Sun Warriors' ruins)'': We've been riding for hours. I don't know why, but I thought this thing would be a lot faster! ''(Appa growls)''
:'''Aang''': Appa's right, Zuko. In our group, typically we start our missions with a more upbeat attitude.
:'''Zuko''' ''(under his breath)'': Oh, I can't believe this.
:'''Aang''': Don't worry. You'll get the hang of it.

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:'''Aang''': The past can be a great teacher. ''(trips over a wire, opens a spike trap, and manages to blow himself over it just in time and looks back fearfully)'' Zuko? I think the past is trying to kill me!

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:'''Aang''': Zuko, get over here! I want you to dance with me!
:'''Zuko''': What?!

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:'''Aang''' ''(while he and Zuko are still trapped in the chamber with the green glue-like substance)'': You ''had'' to pick up the glowing egg, didn't you?
:'''Zuko''': At least I made something happen! If it were up to ''you'', we'd never made across the courtyard!
:'''Aang''': HHHEEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPP!
:'''Zuko''': ''Who'' are you yelling to? Nobody's lived here for centuries!
:'''Aang''': Well, what do ''you'' think we should do?
:'''Zuko''': ...Think about our place in the Universe?

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:'''Aang''': Please! I don't normally play this card, but I'm the Avatar.

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:'''Hob Gao''': ''(in gleeful anticipation)'' Ohhhhhhh, here it comes. Any moment now. Dinner for the Masters.
:'''Sun Warrior Chief''': Quiet, Hob Gao.
:'''Hob Gao''': ''(annoyed)'' What? Everyone's thinking it.

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:'''Sun Warrior Chief''': ''(with a serious face and voice)'' Now that you have learned the secrets and you know about our tribe's existence... We have no choice but to imprison you here... forever. ''(Aang and Zuko are completely shocked. The Chief suddenly smiles)'' Just kidding. ''(His face and voice go serious again)'' But seriously, don't tell anyone.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(after Zuko and Aang demonstrated the Dancing Dragon moves)'' Yeah, that's a great dance you two learned there.
:'''Zuko''': It's not a dance, it's a Firebending form.
:'''Sokka''': We'll just tap dance our way to victory over the Fire Nation.
:'''Zuko''': It's a sacred form that happens to be thousands of years old!
:'''Katara''': Oh yeah? What's your little form called?
:'''Zuko''': ...The Dancing Dragon. ''(everybody, except Aang and Zuko, laughs)''

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:(''Referring to The Masters, whom they are about to meet'')
:'''Aang''': What if they judge us, and attack us?
:'''Zuko''': Well, we're the Fire Prince and the Avatar. I think we can take these guys in a fight, whoever they are.
:(''After finding out "The Masters" are two enormous, ferocious dragons'')
:'''Aang''': Still think we can take 'em?
:'''Zuko''': Shh! I never said that!

:'''Sokka''': Hey Jerks! Mind if I watch you two jerks do your jerkbending?
:'''Zuko''': GET OUT OF HERE!
:'''Sokka''': Alright geesh, I was just teasing. Jerkbending, Still got it.

===Chapter 14 The Boiling Rock Part 1===

:'''Zuko''' ''(after catching Sokka trying to sneak away on Appa)'': Not up to anything, huh? ''(Sokka screams and falls off Appa)''
:'''Sokka''': Fine, you caught me. I'm gonna go rescue my dad. You happy now?
:'''Zuko''' ''(darkly)'': I'm never happy.

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:'''Sokka''': Pretty clouds.
:'''Zuko''': Yeah.. fluffy. [Sokka begins to whistle due to awkward silence]
:'''Zuko''': What?
:'''Sokka''': Wha-- Oh! I didn't say anything. [Brief silence]
:'''Sokka''': You know, a friend of mine designed these war balloons.
:'''Zuko''': No kidding.
:'''Sokka''': Yep! A balloon... but for war.
:'''Zuko''': There's one thing my dad's good at, it's war.
:'''Sokka''': Yeah, it seems to run in the family.
:'''Zuko''': Hey. Hold on, not everyone in my family is like that.
:'''Sokka''': I know. I know, you've changed.
:'''Zuko''': I meant my Uncle... He was more than a father to me... And I really let him down.
:'''Sokka''': I think your uncle would be proud of you. Leaving your home to come help us. That's hard.
:'''Zuko''': It wasn't that hard.
:'''Sokka''': Really? You didn't leave anyone behind you care about?
:'''Zuko''': Well, I did have a girlfriend. Mai.
:'''Sokka''': That gloomy girl who sighs a lot?
:'''Zuko''': Yeah. ''[smiles]'' Everyone in the Fire Nation thinks I'm a traitor. I couldn't drag her into it.
:'''Sokka''': My first girlfriend turned into the moon. ''[frowns]''
:'''Zuko''': That's rough, buddy.

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:'''Sokka:''' Oh, good. You guys have met.
:'''Suki:''' Actually, we met a long time ago.
:'''Zuko:''' We did?
:'''Suki:''' Yeah. You kind of burned down my village. ''(pause)''
:'''Zuko:''' Oh, I'm sorry about that. Nice to see you again.

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:'''Warden:''' Get the fugitives and throw them in the cooler.
:'''Guard:''' Uh, they are in a cooler, sir.
:'''Warden:''' ONE THAT'S BOLTED DOWN AND NOT FLOATING IN THE WATER!

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:'''Zuko''': ''(trying to comfort Sokka)'' Oh, what would Uncle say? Sometimes, clouds have two sides- a dark and light, and a silver lining in between. It's like a silver sandwich! So, when life seems hard...take a bite out of the silver sandwich.
:'''Sokka''': Maybe we haven't failed after all!
:'''Zuko''': That's the spirit! I can't believe that worked. I didn't even know what I was saying.
:'''Sokka''': No, what you said made no sense at all. But look! It's Suki!

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:'''Zuko''':(''attemping to inspire Sokka to not quit and stay at the prison and rescue his dad'') No, its not Sokka. Look you're going to fail a lot before things work out...
:'''Sokka''': This is supposed to make me feel better?!?!
:'''Zuko''': Even though you'll probably fail over and over again...
:'''Sokka''': Seriously you're not helping!
:'''Zuko''': You have to try every time. You can't quit because you're afraid you might fail.

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===Chapter 15 The Boiling Rock Part 2===
:'''Sokka''': (''speaking to his father in prison about escaping'') And do you know Prince Zuko?
:'''Hakoda''': The son of the Fire Lord? I don't know him but I know ''of'' him.
:'''Sokka''': Well he's here too.
:'''Hakoda''': (''downcast'') Sounds like a major problem.
:'''Sokka''': Actually he's on our side now.
:(''Hakoda looks at him skeptically'')
:'''Sokka''': I know, I had the same reaction. After all he's done it was really hard trusting him. But he's really proven himself, and I never would have found you without his help.

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:''(The Warden is interrogating a guard that Chit Sang implemented in an escape attempt)''
:'''Guard''': I'm telling you - it wasn't me!
:'''Warden''': Save your breath! I know you've been working together. You threw Chit Sang in the very cooler they used to escape. It was all part of your plan.
:'''Guard''': That was just a coincidence!
:'''Guard at door''': Sir, there's someone to see you.
:'''Warden''': ''(furiously)'' Who told you to interrupt me?! ''(sees Azula and falls to his knees)''
:'''Azula''': I did.
:'''Warden''': ''(uneasily)'' Princess Azula... it is an honor to welcome you to the Fire Nation's most exemplary prison. I didn't realize you were coming.
:'''Azula''': Who is this? ''(she approaches and looks at the guard being interrogated)''
:'''Warden''': He's a guard who was involved in a recent and feeble escape attempt.
:'''Guard''': It wasn't me!
:'''Warden''': Quiet, you!
:'''Azula''': ''(dryly)'' You're wasting your time. ''(turns to leave)'' That's not one of them.
:'''Warden''': How do you know?
:'''Azula''': ''(smirking)'' Because I'm a ''people person''.

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:'''Sokka:''' Hey, I just got orders. Let all the prisoners out into the yard.
:'''Prison guard:''' But... we're in the middle of a lockdown.
:'''Sokka''': Oh, okay. I'll just tell the warden you said that. I'm sure he will be glad to know about you undermining his authority. What's your name again?
:'''Prison guard:''' ''(flailing his arms)'' Wait. Don't tell the Warden, I… I'm just a little confused.
:'''Sokka:''' Hey, I'm confused too. But the Warden's in a bad mood and irrational. So if you ask me, it's best not to question it and just do what he says.
:'''Prison guard:''' Yeah, you're right

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:''(Hakoda sees Azula and Ty Lee)''
:'''Hakoda''': Wait! Who's that?
:'''Zuko''': That's a problem; it's my sister and her friend.

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:''(After Hakoda shoves a prisoner to start a riot)''
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Hey, what did you do that for? That hurt my feelings.
:'''Hakoda''': Aren't you mad at me?
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Well, normally I would be, but I've been learning to control my anger.

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:''(The Boiling Rock prisoners start a riot)''
:'''Prisoner with Scar on his Face''': Forget about controlling my anger! LET'S RIOT!

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:'''Warden''' ''(when Suki has her fist close to his face)'': You wouldn't dare. ''(Suki spins him around, binds and gags him)''
:'''Suki''': Sorry, Warden. You're ''my'' prisoner now. I've got the warden. Now, let's get out of here. ''(Hakoda, Sokka, Zuko, and Chit Zang arrive, breathless)''
:'''Chief Hakoda''': That's ''some'' girl.
:'''Sokka''': Tell me about it.

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:'''Prison guard''' ''(when Mai uses her knives to pin his arms to the wall)'': What are you doing?!
:'''Mai''': Saving the jerk who dumped me.

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:'''Azula''': I never expected this from you. The thing I don't understand is ''why''? Why would you do it? You know the consequences.
:'''Mai''': I guess you just don't know people as well as you think you do. You miscalculated. I love Zuko more than I fear you.
:'''Azula''': ''(yelling)'' No, YOU miscalculated! You should have feared me more! ''(She and Mai prepare to fight, but Ty Lee suddenly attacks Azula. She gasps and falls down, paralyzed.)''
:'''Ty Lee''': ''(runs to Mai)'' Come on, let's get out of here!
:''(They attempt to leave, but the guards surround and arrest them. Two guards pick Azula up)''
:'''Azula''': ''(growling)'' You're both fools!
:'''Guard''': What shall we do with them, Princess?
:'''Azula''': Put them somewhere I'll never have to see their faces again. And let them rot!

===Chapter 16 The Southern Raiders===

:'''Katara''' (''after Zuko has knocked her out of the way of falling rocks''): What are you doing?
:'''Zuko''': Keeping rocks from crushing you.
:'''Katara''': Okay, I'm not crushed, you can get off me now.
:'''Zuko''': I'll take that as a 'thank you'.

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:'''Zuko''' (''as Azula is attacking the temple''): What are you doing here?
:'''Azula''': You mean it's not obvious yet? I am about to celebrate becoming an ONLY CHILD!

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:'''Aang''': (''jokingly'') Is it your turn for a field trip with Zuko?
:'''Katara''': (''angrily'') Yes, it is.

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:'''Sokka''': Can I borrow Momo for a week?
:'''Aang''': Why do you want to borrow Momo? ''(Sokka shrugs)''

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:'''Zuko''' ''(to Katara)'': I know who killed your mother. I’m going to help you find him.

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:'''Zuko''' ''(sees Azula falling)'': She's... not gonna make it. ''(Azula saves herself with her firebending and hair pin)'' Of course she did.

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:'''Zuko''': This isn't fair. Everyone else seems to trust me now. What is it with you?
:'''Katara''': Oh everyone trusts you now? I was the first person to trust you, remember? Back in Ba Sing Se. And you turned around and betrayed me. Betrayed all of us!
:'''Zuko''': What can I do to make it up to you?
:'''Katara''': You really wanna know? Hm, maybe you could reconquer Ba Sing Se in the name of the Earth King? Or, I know, you could bring my mother back!

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:'''Aang''': Wow, camping. It really seems like old times again, doesn't it?
:'''Zuko''': If you really want it to feel like old times again, I could... chase you around for a while and try to capture you. ''(everybody, except Katara, laughs)''

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:''[In a flashback, the leader of the Southern Raiders Fire Navy division is interrogating Katara's Mother, Kya, to reveal the identity of the last Waterbender.]''
:'''Kya''': If I tell you, do you promise to leave the rest of the village alone?
:'''Yon Rha''': ''[Nods in assent]''
:'''Kya''': ...It's me. Take me as your prisoner.
:'''Yon Rha''': [ cruel smile] I'm afraid I'm not taking prisoners today...
:''[Back in the present.]''
:'''Katara''': She lied to you. She was protecting the last Waterbender.
:'''Yon Rha''': What? Who?!
:'''Katara''': ''Me!''
:''(Katara raises her hands and the rain suddenly stops all around them and reforms into a huge dome of water; she sends a rush of water at Yon Rha, transforming it into ice daggers that stop just short of killing him; suddenly, Katara relents and lets them melt)''
:'''Yon Rha''': ''[Drops to his knees in terror]'' I did a bad thing! I know I did and you deserve revenge, so why don't you take my mother? That would be fair!
:'''Katara''': I always wondered what kind of person could do such a thing, but now that I see you, I think I understand. There's just nothing inside you, nothing at all. You're pathetic and sad and empty.
:'''Yon Rha''': Please, spare me!
:'''Katara''' But as much as I hate you... I just can't do it.

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:'''Katara''': I wanted to do it. I wanted to take out all my anger at him. But... I couldn't. I don't know if it's because I'm too weak to do it, or if it's because I'm strong enough not to.
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(''After a conversation about Yon Rha'')
:'''Katara''': I'm not ready to forgive him. (''She walks up to Zuko'') But I am ready to forgive you. (''She hugs Zuko and walks away'')
:'''Zuko''': You were right about what Katara needed; violence wasn't the answer.
:'''Aang''': It never is.
:'''Zuko''': Then I have a question for you. What are you going to do when you face my father? (''Aang turns his head back in fear'')

===Chapter 17 The Ember Island Players===

:'''Sokka''': You guys are not gonna believe this... there's a play about us!
:'''Suki''': We were just in town and we saw this poster! ''[reveals poster about the play]''
:'''Katara''': What? How is that possible?
:'''Sokka''': Listen to this: "''The Boy In The Iceberg'' is a production of acclaimed playwright Pu-On Tim. We scoured the globe gathering information about the Avatar, from the icy South Pole to the heart of Ba Sing Se. Sources include singing nomads, pirates, prisoners of war, and a surprisingly knowledgeable merchant of cabbage."

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:'''Actor Iroh''': Prince Zuko, you must try this cake.
:'''Actor Zuko''': I dont have time to stuff my face. I must capture the Avatar and regain my honor.
:'''Actor Iroh''': While you do that, maybe I'll capture another slice. ''(Starts eating the cake)''
:'''Actor Zuko''': You sicken me.
:'''Real Zuko''': ''(about the play)'': They made me look stiff and completely humorless.
:'''Real Katara''': Actually, I think that actor's pretty spot on.
:'''Real Zuko''': How can you say that?!
:'''Actor Iroh''': Let's forget about the Avatar, and get massages.
:'''Actor Zuko''': HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT?! ''(Katara grins, and Zuko pouts)''

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:'''Actor Sokka''': Why did you have to steal that waterbending scroll?
:'''Actor Katara''': ''(crying hysterically)'' It just gave me so much hope!
:'''Real Katara''': ''(Sticks her tongue out in disgust)''

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:'''Zuko''': So far, this intermission is the best part of the play.
:'''Sokka''': Apparently, the playwright thinks I'm an idiot who tells bad jokes about meat all the time.
:'''Suki''': Yeah. You tell bad jokes about plenty of other topics.
:'''Sokka''': I know!
:'''Aang''': At least the Sokka actor kinda looks like you. But that woman playing the Avatar doesn't resemble me at all!
:'''Toph''': I don't know. You are more in touch with your feminine side than most guys.
:''[Aang growls]''
:'''Katara''': Relax, Aang. They're not accurate portrayals. It's not like I'm a preachy crybaby who can't resist giving over-emotional speeches about hope all the time.
:''[Everyone looks at Katara.]''
:'''Katara''': What?
:'''Aang''': Yeah... that's not you at all.

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:'''Actor Azula''': You caught me. Wait! What's that? I think it's your honor!
:'''Actor Zuko''': Where?!

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:'''Actor Jet''' ''[zombie-like]'': Must serve Earth King! Must destroy! ''[A paper rock glides down while he babbles incoherently]'' Noooooooo! ''[Half of it falls on him, crawls the rest of the way in]''
:'''Zuko''': Did Jet just...die?
:'''Sokka''': You know, it was really unclear...

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:''The scene is when Zuko joins Azula during 'Crossroads of Destiny'.''
:'''Actor Zuko''': I hate you, Uncle! You smell! And I hate you for all time!
:'''Katara''': ''[Shocked]'' You didn't really say that, did you?
:'''Zuko''': ''[Ashamed]'' I might as well have.

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:''During the intermission, a boy dressed up as Aang passes the real Zuko and Toph''
:'''Boy''': Hey, your Zuko costume is pretty good, but your scar is on the wrong side.
:'''Zuko''': ''[furiously]'' THE SCAR IS ''NOT'' ON THE WRONG SIDE!

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:'''Suki''': It seems every time there's a big battle you guys barely make it out alive. I mean, you guys lose a lot.
:'''Sokka''': You're one to talk Suki. Didn't Azula take you captive? That's right, she did! ''(Suki narrows her eyes)''
:'''Suki''' ''(completely calm)'': Are you trying to get on my bad side?
:'''Sokka''': I'm just saying.

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:'''Katara''': Are you alright?
:'''Aang''': No, I'm not. ''I hate this play!''
:'''Katara''': I know it's upsetting, but it sounds like you're overreacting...
:'''Aang''': Overreacting!? If I hadn't blocked my chakra, I'd probably be in the Avatar State right now!

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:'''Toph''': Geez, everyone is getting so upset about their characters. Even you seem more down than usual. And that's saying something.
:'''Zuko''': You don't get it. It's different for you. You get a muscly version of yourself taking down ten bad guys at once and making sassy remarks.
:'''Toph''': Yeah, that's pretty great.
:'''Zuko''': But for me, it takes all the mistakes I have made in my life and shoves them back in my face. My uncle. He's always been on my side even when thing were bad. He was there for me. He taught me so much. And how do I repay him? With a knife in his back. It's my greatest regret and I may never get to redeem myself.
:'''Toph''': You have redeemed yourself to your uncle. You don't realize it, but you already have.
:'''Zuko''': How do you know?
:'''Toph''': Beacause I once had a long conversation with the guy. And all he would talk about was you.
:'''Zuko''': Really?
:'''Toph''': Yeah, and it was kind of annoying.
:'''Zuko''': Oh, sorry.
:'''Toph''': But it was also very sweet. All your uncle wanted was for you to follow your own path and see the light. Now you're here with us. He'd be proud. ''(Toph punches him on the shoulder)''
:'''Zuko''': Ow! What was that for?!
:'''Toph''': That's how I show affection.

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:''(Zuko's hair is really spiky and long)''
:'''Actor Iroh''': Zuko, it's time we we had a talk... about your hair! It's gone too far!!!"

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:'''Zuko''': That... Wasn't a good play.
:'''Aang''': I'll say.
:'''Katara''': No kidding.
:'''Suki''': Horrible.
:'''Toph''': You said it.
:'''Sokka''': But the effects were decent.

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:'''Aang''': Katara, did you really mean what you said in there?
:'''Katara''': In where? What are you talking about?
:'''Aang''': Onstage, when you said I was just like a brother to you and that you didn't have feelings for me...
:'''Katara''': I didn't say that! An actor said that.
:'''Aang''': But it's true, isn't it. (''sadly'') We kissed at the invasion... and I thought we were gonna be together... but we're not.
:'''Katara''': Aang... I don't know.
:'''Aang''': ''Why'' don't you know?
:'''Katara''': Because, we're in the middle of a war and we have other things to worry about. This isn't the right time.
:'''Aang''': (''impatiently'') Well, when is the right time?
:'''Katara''': Aang, I'm sorry, but right now, I'm just a little confused. (''Aang leans in and kisses Katara, who backs away furiously'') I just said I was confused! ...I'm going inside. (''runs away'')
:'''Aang''': ''(hits his head and groans)'' Aaargh, I'm such an idiot!

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:'''Sokka''': I guess that’s it. ''(He stands up and stretches)'' The play’s caught up to the present now.
:'''Suki''': Wait. (she tugs on Sokka’s shirt and drags him back down to his seat) The play’s not over.
:'''Sokka''': But it is over. ''(He puts his hand on his chin in deep thought)'' Unless… ''(Camera zooms in on his face, his face lights up mysteriously and spooky music being to play)'' this is the future?

===Chapters 18, 19, 20 & 21: Sozin's Comet===
====The Phoenix King====

:'''Katara''': What happened!?
:'''Sokka''': Zuko’s gone crazy! I made a sand sculpture of Suki ''(tries to pick up the fallen sand to mould the sculpture back into shape)'' and he destroyed it! Oh, and he’s attacking Aang.

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:'''Katara''': Get over here, Zuko. Being part of the group also means being part of group hugs.

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:'''Sokka''': All right! Team Avatar is back! (camera zooms to Aang) Air, (camera zooms to Katara) water, (camera zooms to Toph) earth, (camera zooms to Zuko) fire- ''(camera zooms back to Sokka and Suki as Sokka grabs a bunch of leaves and hands them to Suki, taking a longer leaf and holding it in the air)'' fan, and sword! ''(his leaf limps)''

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:'''Toph''': I am not Toph! I am Melon Lord! ''(Toph laughs maniacally)''

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:'''Toph''': So I get to chuck flaming rocks at all of you?
:'''Sokka''': Whatever makes the training seem more realistic.
:'''Toph''': Sweetness!

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:'''Toph''': Wait a minute...has anyone noticed that Momo's missing too?
:'''Sokka''': ''(horrified)'' Oh no....I knew it was only a matter of time! ''(runs to Appa)'' Appa ate Momo!''(opens Appa's mouth)'' Momo, I'm coming for ya, buddy!
:'''Katara''': Sokka, Appa didn't eat Momo. He's probably with Aang.
:'''Sokka''': That's just what Appa wants you to think!
:''(climbs into Appa's mouth)''
:'''Zuko''': Get out of the bison's mouth, Sokka.

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:'''General Shinu''': Ba Sing Se is still under our control. However, Earthbender rebellions has prevented us from achieving total victory.
:'''Ozai''': What is your recommendation?
:'''General Shinu''': Our army is spread too thin. But once the eclipse is over and the invasion defeated, we should transfer more domestic forces into the Earth Kingdom.
:'''Ozai''': Hmm, Prince Zuko, you've been among the Earth Kingdom commoners. Do you think adding more troops will stop these rebellions?
:'''Zuko''': The people of the Earth Kingdom are proud and strong. They can endure anything as long as they have hope.
:'''Ozai''': Yes, you're right. We need to destroy their hope.
:'''Zuko''': Well, that's not exactly what I...
:'''Azula''': I say you should take their precious hope and the rest of their land and ''burn it'' all to the ground.
:'''Ozai''': Yes. Yes, you're right, Azula.

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:'''Ozai''': Sozin's Comet is almost upon us and on that day will endow us with the strength and power of a hundred suns. No bender will stand a chance against us.
:'''General Shinu''': What are you suggesting, sir?
:'''Ozai''': When the Comet last came, my grandfather, Fire Lord Sozin used it to wipe out the Air Nomads. Now I will use its power to end the Earth Kingdom... permanently! From our airships we will rain fire over their lands. A fire that will destroy ''everything''. And out of the ashes, a new world will be born. A world in which all the lands are Fire Nation and I will be the supreme ruler of everything!

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:''[About defeating the Fire Lord without killing him]''
:'''Aang''': Maybe we can make some big pots of glue and then I could use gluebending to stick his arms and legs together so he can't bend anymore.
:'''Zuko''': Yeah. Then you can show him his baby pictures and all those happy memories will make him good again.
:'''Aang''': ''(eagerly)'' Do you really think that would work?
:'''Zuko''': ''No!''

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:'''Aang''': This goes against everything I learned from the monks. I can't just go around wiping out people I don't like.
:'''Sokka''': Sure you can! You're the Avatar. If it's in the name of keeping balance I'm pretty sure the universe will forgive you.

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:'''Katara''': I have a surprise for everyone!
:'''Toph''': I knew it! You did have a secret thing with Haru!
''(Everyone stares)''
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:'''Azula''': Sorry I’m late, Father. Good palanquin bearers are so hard to come by these days. So, is everything ready for our departure?
:'''Ozai''': There has been a change of plans, Azula.
:'''Azula''': What?!
:'''Ozai''': I’ve decided to lead the fleet of airships to Ba Sing Se alone. You will remain here in the Fire Nation.
:'''Azula''': But I thought we were going to do this together!
:'''Ozai''': My decision is ''final''.
:'''Azula''': You... you can’t treat me like this. You can’t treat me like Zuko!
:'''Ozai''': Azula, silence yourself!
:'''Azula''': But it was my idea to burn everything to the ground! I deserve to be by your side!
:'''Ozai''': Azula! Listen to me... I need you here to watch over the homeland, it’s a very important job that I can only entrust to you.
:'''Azula''': Really?
:'''Ozai''': And for your loyalty, I’ve decided to declare you the new Fire Lord.
:'''Azula''': "Fire Lord Azula‌"... it does seem appropriate. But, what about you‌?
:'''Ozai''': Fire Lord Ozai is no more. Just as the world will be reborn in fire, I shall be reborn as the supreme ruler of the world. From this moment on, I will be known as... the “Phoenix King”!

====The Old Masters====
:'''Sokka''': Hey, I remember her. She helped you attack us!
:'''Zuko''': Yup, back in the good ol' days.
:'''June''': Oh great. It's Prince Pouty. Where's your creepy grandpa?
:'''Zuko''': He's my uncle... and he's not here.
:'''June''': I see you worked things out with your girlfriend.
:''Katara and Zuko together:''
:'''Katara''': I'm ''not'' his girlfriend!
:'''Zuko''': She's ''not'' my girlfriend! ()
:'''June''': Okay, okay, sheesh! I was only teasing. So what do you want?
:'''Zuko''': I need your help finding the Avatar.
:'''June''': Hm. Doesn't sound too fun.
:'''Zuko''': ''Does the end of the world sound like '''more''' fun?!''

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:(June and Nyla being "friendly")
:'''June''': Nyla! (Throws juicy meat to Nyla).
:'''June''': Who's my little, mmm, shnuffly, wuffly.
:(Nyla attacks)
:'''June''': Whoa! Careful there. Okay, so who's got something with the Avatar's scent on it?
:'''Katara''': I have Aang's staff.
:(Nyla searches, but finds that Aang is no where he can smell.)
:'''Zuko''': Well, what does that mean?
:'''June''': Means you're friend's gone!
:'''Toph''': We know he's gone, that's why we're trying to find him.
:'''June''': No I mean he's ''gone'' gone. He doesn't exist!

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:'''Aang''': Where are we Momo? Maybe I'm in the spirit world? But wait, you can see me. We could both be in the spirit world. (Airbends). Nope, my bending works. Maybe if we climb to the top of the island, we can figure out where we are.

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:'''Sokka''': What do you mean, Aang doesn't "exist." Do you mean he's, you know, dead?
:'''June''': Nope, we could find him if he were dead. Ah, that's a real headscratcher. See ya!
:'''Toph''': Helpful, real Helpful!
:'''Zuko''': Wait, I have another idea. There's only one other person in this world who can help us face the firelord. I'll be right back with a smell sample.

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:'''Bumi''': Well, look who's here. ''(Katara and Sokka smile)''

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:'''Zuko''': Uncle, you're the only person other than the Avatar who can possibly defeat the father Lord.
:'''Toph''': (realizing what Zuko said): You mean the Fire Lord.
:'''Zuko''': (sharply) That's what I just said.

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:'''Sokka''' ''(after finding Pakku married Gran-Gran)'': Welcome to the family, Gramp-Gramp!
:'''Pakku''': You can still just call me Pakku.
:'''Sokka''': How about Grampakku?!
:'''Pakku''': No.

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:'''Suki''': But wait! How do you all know each other?
:'''Bumi''': All old people know each other, don't you know that?
:'''Piandao''': We're all part of the same ancient secret society, a group that transcends the divisions of the Four Nations.
:'''Zuko''': The Order of the White Lotus.
:'''Bumi''': That's the one!

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:'''Bumi''': Wait! Someone's missing from your group! Someone very important! (King Bumi leans into Sokka's face, wide eyed, they are nose to nose) (''pause'') Where's Momo?
:'''Sokka''': He's gone... and so is Aang.
:'''Bumi''': Oh, well. So long as they have each other, I'm sure we have nothing to worry about. Let's go. ''(he Earthbends himself in the air and laughs crazily)''

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:'''Bumi''' ''About the right time to strike'': "I didn't know what or when, but I knew I'd know it when I knew it!"

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:'''Fire Nation Guard''' ''(during the eclipse)'': What do your think you're doing?
:''[The guards try to firebend, but can't because of the eclipse.]''
:'''Bumi''': Taking back my city. You've got no firepower and it's payback time.

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:'''Bumi''': So what about you guys? Did you do anything interesting on the day of the eclipse?
:''(Sokka and Zuko look at each other)''
:'''Zuko''': Nah.
:'''Sokka''': No, not really.

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:''Zuko apologizes to Iroh for his previous betrayal at Ba Sing Se''
:'''Zuko''': Uncle, I know you must have mixed feelings about seeing me. But I want you to know... I am so, so sorry uncle. ''(starts crying)'' I am so sorry and ashamed of what I did! I don't know how I can ever make it up to you, but I...
:''(Iroh grabs Zuko by his shirt and embraces him)''
:'''Zuko''': How can you forgive me so easily?! I thought you would be furious with me!
:'''Iroh''': I was never angry with you. I was sad, because I was afraid you'd lost your way.
:'''Zuko''': I did lose my way.
:'''Iroh''': But you found it again! And you did it by yourself! And I'm so ''happy'' you found your way here.
:'''Zuko''': It wasn't that hard uncle. You have a pretty strong scent.

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:'''Avatar Roku''': If I had been more decisive, and acted sooner, I could have stopped Sozin, and stopped the war before it started. I offer you this wisdom, Aang, you must be decisive.

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:'''Avatar Kyoshi''': In my day, Chin the Conqueror threatened to throw the world out of balance. I stopped him, and the world entered a great era of peace.
:'''Aang''': But you didn’t really kill Chin; technically, he fell to his own doom because he was too stubborn to get out of the way.
:'''Avatar Kyoshi''': Personally, I don’t really see the difference, but I assure you, I would have done whatever it took to stop Chin. I offer you this wisdom, Aang, only justice will bring peace.
:'''Aang''': I knew I shouldn't have asked Kyoshi.

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:'''Avatar Kuruk''': I lost the woman I loved, to Koh, the face stealer. It was my fault. If I had been more attentive and more active, I could have saved her. Aang, you must actively shape your own destiny and the destiny of the world.

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:'''Aang''': All these past Avatars, they keep telling me I'm gonna have to do it. They don't get it.
:''Momo makes some incomprehensible sound.''
:'''Aang''': You're right! Maybe an Air Nomad Avatar will understand where I'm coming from.
:''Momo stares.''
:'''Aang''': I know you can't really talk. Pretending you can helps me think.
:''Momo makes some more sound.''
:'''Aang''': I'm going to pretend I didn't pretend to hear that.

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:'''Avatar Yangchen''': Here is my wisdom for you: selfless duty calls for you to sacrifice your own spiritual needs, and do whatever it takes to protect the world.
:'''Aang''': ''(to Momo, after Yangchen disappears)'' I guess I don’t have a choice, Momo. I have to kill the Fire Lord.

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:'''Zuko''': So if I'm going to be Fire Lord after the war is over, what are you gonna do?
:'''Iroh''': After I reconquer Ba Sing Se, I'm going to reconquer my tea shop! (''flips the White Lotus Tile)'' And I'm going to play Pai Sho every day.
:'''Katara''': Goodbye, General Iroh!
:'''Iroh''': Goodbye, everyone. Today, destiny is our friend. I know it.

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:'''Lion turtle''': The true mind can weather all the lies and illusions without being lost. The true heart can tough the poison of hatred without being harmed. Since beginningless time, darkness thrives in the void, but always yields to purifying light.

====Into the Inferno====

:'''Suki''': It's weird to say, but the comet actually looks beautiful.
:'''Toph''': Too bad the Fire Lord's about to use it to destroy the world.

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''(Azula is shown in front of a large mirror, getting ready for her coronation. She tries to fix her own hair, but it keeps falling out of place.)''
:'''Azula''': All right hair, it's time to face your doom. ''(she cuts her bangs and smiles crazily at her reflection. Her face falls at the sight of her mother in the mirror.)''
:'''Ursa''': What a shame. You always had such beautiful hair.
:'''Azula''': What are ''you'' doing here?
:'''Ursa''': I didn't want to miss my own daughter's coronation.
:'''Azula''': Don't pretend to act proud. I know what you really think of me. You think I'm a monster.
:'''Ursa''': I think you're confused. All your life, you've used fear to control people, like your friends Mai and Ty Lee.
:'''Azula''': But what choice do I have?! Trust is for fools! Fear is the only reliable way! ''[more quietly]'' Even ''you'' fear me.
:'''Ursa''': No. I love you, Azula. I do.
''(Azula's lower lip trembles as tears begin to run down her face. She yells, throwing her hairbrush at the mirror and shatters it. Azula then falls to the floor and cries, clearly alone, and hallucinating.)''

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:'''Dai Li agent''': You sent for us, Princess? Is everything all right?
:'''Azula''': Actually, everything's not all right. You know how long it took you to get here?
:'''Dai Li agent''': Uh, a few minutes, I guess.
:'''Azula''': Five, to be precise. In which time an assassin could have snuck in, done away with me and been on his merry way.
:'''Dai Li agent''': My apologies, Princess.
:'''Azula''': Is this how you plan to treat your new Fire Lord? With tardiness and disloyalty?
:'''Dai Li agent''': The Dai Li would never betray you!
:'''Azula''': And I'm sure that's just what you told Long Feng before you turned against him and joined me. ''(pause)'' You're all banished!
:'''Dai Li agent''': But--
:'''Azula''': Goodbye! Please send in the next group on your way out.

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:''After Toph took out a few Firebenders''
:'''Sokka''': Good work, Toph. Time to take control of the ship. Take the wheel.
:'''Toph''': ''(sarcastically)'' That's a great idea, let the blind girl steer the giant airship.
:'''Sokka''': I was talking to Suki.
:'''Toph''': That would make a lot more sense.

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:'''Sokka''': ''(posing as the captain of the airship)'' Attention crew, this is your captain speaking. Everyone please report to the bomb bay immediately for hotcakes and sweet cream. We have a very special birthday to celebrate.
:''(cut to the bomb bay)'':
:'''Quin Lee''': Hey, I'm Quin Lee. I work up in communications.
:'''Fire Nation Engineer''': Oh, hi. I work down in the engine room. That's probably why we never met before. Big airship, you know.
:'''Quin Lee''': Yep. '''(a pause)''' So, do you know who's birthday it is?
:'''Firebender''': I can't believe the captain remembered my birthday. He really does care!
:''(The bomb bay hatch opens, dropping the entire crew in the sea)''
:'''Fire Nation Engineer''': ''(surfaces from the water)'' Happy birthday.

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:'''Sokka''': Fire Lord Ozai, here we come!

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:'''Iroh''': Only once every hundred years can a Firebender experience this kind of power.

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:'''Lo''': Azula, we've heard what happened.
:'''Li''': Why have you banished all your servants?
:'''Lo''': And your Dai Li agents?
:'''Li''': And the Imperial Firebenders?
:'''Azula''': None of them could be trusted. Sooner or later they all would have betrayed me, just like Mai and Ty Lee did.
:'''Lo & Li''': Azula, we are concerned for you and your well-being.
:'''Azula''': My father asked you to come down here and talk to me, didn't he? He thinks I can't handle the responsibility of being Fire Lord. But I will be the greatest leader in Fire Nation history.
:'''Lo''': I am sure you will, but considering everything that has happened today.
:'''Li''': Perhaps it's best if we postpone your coronation.
:'''Azula''': ''(turns around)'' What?! Which one of you just said that?
:''(Lo and Li point at each other)''
:'''Azula''': What a shame. There's only one way to settle this. You two must duel each other! I order you to fight an Agni Kai!
:'''Lo''': But...
:'''Lo & Li''': We're not Firebenders.
:'''Azula''': All right, fine. ''(points at Li)'' Lo, you're banished, ''(points at Lo)'' Li, you can stay. ''(walks away)''
:'''Li''': But ''I'm'' Li. So who's banished?
:'''Lo''': ''(shrugs)''

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:'''Ozai''': After generations of Fire Lords failed to find you, now the universe delivers you to me as an act of providence.
:'''Aang''': Please listen to me! We don't have to fight. You have the power to end it here and stop what you're doing.
:'''Ozai''': You're right, I ''do'' have the power. I have all the power in the WORLD!

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:'''Sokka''': Go, Aang! Airbending slice! ''(makes chopping action)''
:'''Suki''': Shouldn't we help him?
:'''Sokka''': ''(thinks about it for a second and gets serious)'' The Fire Lord is Aang's fight. We need to stop those airships from destroying the Earth Kingdom.
:'''Toph''': ''(as Sokka moves to look out the window towards the airships behind him)'' And how do we do that, Captain Boomerang? I can't see outside this giant hunk of metal.
:'''Sokka''': ''(turns back to the others gleefully, making another chopping motion)'' Airship slice!!

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:''Zuko and Azula are about to begin their Agni Kai''
:'''Azula''': I'm sorry it has to end this way, ''brother!''
:'''Zuko''': No you're not.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(to Azula during their Agni Kai)'' No lightning today? What's the matter, afraid I'll redirect it?
:'''Azula''': Oh, ''I'll'' show you ''lightning''!

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:'''Ozai''': You're weak, just like the rest of your people! They did not deserve to exist in this world - in ''my'' world! Prepare to join them! Prepare to ''die!''

====Avatar Aang====

:'''Sokka''': Have I ever mentioned how sweet it is that you invented metalbending?
:'''Toph''': You could stand to mention it more.

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:'''Sokka''': ''[holding onto Toph]'' I don't think Boomerang is coming back, Toph. It looks like this is the end.
:'''Toph''': ''[tears come out of her eyes]''
:''[A group of fire benders stand ready to attack Sokka and Toph, when another air ship crashes into them]''
:'''Toph''': How did that happen? Did Boomerang come back?
:'''Sokka''': ''[smiling]'' No, Suki did.

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:'''Azula''': ''(laughs maniacally)'' I'd really rather have our family physician look after little Zuzu ''if'' you don't ''mind''.

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:'''Zuko''': ''(After Katara heals him, whispering)'' Thank you, Katara.
:'''Katara''': ''(Tears running down her face)'' I think I'm the one who should be thanking you.
:''[Azula has been watching in fury; she exhales uncontrollably, breathing fire out of her mouth, screaming and rolling around and falling on her back; Zuko and Katara watch, stunned, as she sobs hysterically]''

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:'''Aang''' ''(in the Avatar State)'': Fire Lord Ozai, you and your forefathers have devastated the balance of this world. And now, you shall pay the ultimate price.

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:'''Aang''' (''refusing to kill Ozai, looking away''): No, I'm not going to end it like this.
:'''Ozai''': Even with all the power in the world, you are still weak.

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:'''Lion Turtle''':In the era before the Avatar, we bent not the elements, but the energy within ourselves. To bend another's energy, your own spirit must be unbendable or you will be corrupted and destroyed.

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:'''Ozai''': What...what did you do to me?
:'''Aang''': I took away your firebending. You can't use it to hurt or threaten anyone else ever again.

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:'''Suki''': ''(Examining a motionless Ozai)'' So, did you...you know...finish the job?
:'''Ozai''': ''(Menacing)'' I'm still alive. ''(Suki flinches back)''
:'''Aang''': I learned there was another way to defeat him and restore balance. I took his bending away.
:'''Toph''': Wow, who taught you that?
:'''Aang''': ''[in a matter-of-fact tone]'' A giant Lion Turtle.
:'''Toph''': ('''shakes her head and smiles)''' You have the craziest adventures when you disappear.

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:'''Sokka''': Well, look at you, buster. Now that your firebending is gone, I guess we should call you the ''Loser Lord''.
:'''Ozai''': ''I am the Phoenix King.'' ''(with a groan he falls facedown)''
:'''Toph''': Oh sorry, didn't mean to offend you, Phoenix King of getting his butt whooped.
:'''Suki''': Yeah, or how about King of the... guys who... don't win?
:'''Toph''': Leave the nicknames to us, honey.

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:'''Zuko''': Mai, you're okay. They let you out of prison?
:'''Mai''': My uncle pulled some strings. And it doesn't hurt when the new Fire Lord is your boyfriend.
:'''Zuko''': So...Does it mean you don't hate me anymore?
:'''Mai''': I think it means, I actually kind of like you.
:''[They kiss]''
:'''Mai''': ''(taps his shoulder with her finger twice)'' But don't ''ever'' break up with me ''again''. ''(Zuko smiles looking scared)''

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:'''Sokka''': There's my favorite warriors. I gotta say, I kinda missed the face paint. So, how's it feel to be back in uniform?
:'''Ty Lee''': ''[coming out from behind the other Kyoshi Warriors]'' It feels great. ''[Sokka jumps between Suki and Ty Lee]''
:'''Sokka''': Careful, Suki. Ty Lee's pretending to be a Kyoshi Warrior again.
:'''Suki''': It's okay. She's one of us now. ''[Sokka stammers and looks at Suki and Ty Lee in shock]''
:'''Ty Lee''': Yeah. The girls and I really bonded in prison. And after a few chi blocking lessons, they said I could join their group. ''(she puts her arms around two of the warriors)'' We're gonna be best friends forever. ''(they all smile, the two warriors looking a bit awkward)''

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:'''Zuko''': I can't believe a year ago my purpose in life was hunting you down. And now...
:'''Aang''': And now we're friends.
:'''Zuko''': ''(he looks away a little, touched)'' Yeah, we are friends.
:'''Aang''': I can't believe a year ago I was still frozen in a block of ice. The world's so different now. ''(Zuko walks up to him)''
:'''Zuko''': And it's gonna be even more different. We'll rebuild it together. ''(they hug)''

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:'''Zuko''': ''Please'', the real hero is the Avatar. ''Today'' this war is finally over. I promised my uncle that I would restore the honor of the Fire Nation and I will. The road ahead of us is challenging. A hundred years of fighting has left the world scarred and divided. But with the Avatar's help we can get it back on the right path, and begin a new era of love and peace.
:''[Zuko is crowned Fire Lord]''
:'''Great Fire Sage''': All hail Fire Lord Zuko.

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:'''Ozai''': ''(dryly)'' I should count myself lucky that the new Fire Lord has graced me with his presence in my lowly prison cell.
:'''Zuko''': You should count yourself lucky that the Avatar spared your life. Banishing me was they best thing you did for my life. It put me on the right path. Perhaps your time in here could do the same for you.
:'''Ozai''': ''(eyes narrow)'' Why are you ''really'' here?
:'''Zuko''': Because you're going to tell me something. ''(kneels down to look his father into the eye)'' Where... is... my mother?

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:'''Sokka''': Zuko, stop moving. I'm trying to capture the moment. I wanted to do a painting so we always remember the good times together.
:'''Katara''': That's very thoughtful of you, Sokka. ''(sees the painting, her eyes narrow)'' Wait. Why did you give me Momo's ears?
:'''Sokka''': [offended] Those are your hair loops!
:'''Zuko''': (comes over, eyes narrowed also.) At least you don't look like boar-cupine. My hair is ''not'' that spiky!
:'''Mai''': I look like a man.
:'''Suki''': And why did you paint me firebending?
:'''Sokka''': I thought it would look more exciting that way
:''[Momo makes a sound]''
:'''Sokka''': Oh, you think you can do a better job, Momo?
:'''Iroh''': Hey, my belly is not that big anymore. I really trimmed down.
:'''Toph''': Well, I think you all look perfect.
:''(They all laugh because Toph is blind so she can't see Sokka's painting)''

== External Links ==
* {{TV.com|28841|Avatar: The Last Airbender}}
* {{imdb title | id=0417299 | title=Avatar: The Last Airbender}}
* [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireNation Fire Nation] Facebook fan page from Nickelodeon
* [http://www.facebook.com/TheFireLordZuko Prince Zuko] Facebook fan page from Nickelodeon

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Smallville

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'''''[[w:Smallville|Smallville]]''''' (2001-) is an American television series that follows the adventures of a young [[w:Clark Kent (Smallville)|Clark Kent]], now a teenager living in [[w:Smallville (DC Comics)|Smallville]], Kansas, during the years before he becomes [[w:Superman|Superman]].

''See the [[Talk:Smallville|discussion]] page for suggested formatting and inclusion guidelines.''

{| class="wikitable" style="text-align:center;"
! [[#Season 1|Season 1]]
! [[#Season 2|Season 2]]
! [[#Season 3|Season 3]]
! [[#Season 4|Season 4]]
! [[#Season 5|Season 5]]
! [[#Season 6|Season 6]]
! [[#Season 7|Season 7]]
! [[#Season 8|Season 8]]
! [[#Season 9|Season 9]]
|-
| [[#Pilot|Pilot]]
| [[#Vortex|Vortex]]
| [[#Exile|Exile]]
| [[#Crusade|Crusade]]
| [[#Arrival|Arrival]]
| [[#Zod|Zod]]
| [[#Bizarro|Bizarro]]
| [[#Odyssey|Odyssey]]
| [[#Savior|Savior]]
|-
| [[#Metamorphosis|Metamorphosis]]
| [[#Heat|Heat]]
| [[#Phoenix|Phoenix]]
| [[#Gone|Gone]]
| [[#Mortal|Mortal]]
| [[#Sneeze|Sneeze]]
| [[#Kara|Kara]]
| [[#Plastique|Plastique]]
| [[#Metallo|Metallo]]
|-
| [[#Hothead|Hothead]]
| [[#Duplicity|Duplicity]]
| [[#Extinction|Extinction]]
| [[#Façade|Façade]]
| [[#Hidden|Hidden]]
| [[#Wither|Wither]]
| [[#Fierce|Fierce]]
| [[#Toxic|Toxic]]
| [[#Rabid|Rabid]]
|-
| [[#X-Ray|X-Ray]]
| [[#Red|Red]]
| [[#Slumber|Slumber]]
| [[#Devoted|Devoted]]
| [[#Aqua|Aqua]]
| [[#Arrow|Arrow]]
| [[#Cure|Cure]]
| [[#Instinct|Instinct]]
| [[#Echo|Echo]]
|-
| [[#Cool|Cool]]
| [[#Nocturne|Nocturne]]
| [[#Perry|Perry]]
| [[#Run|Run]]
| [[#Thirst|Thirst]]
| [[#Reunion|Reunion]]
| [[#Action|Action]]
| [[#Committed|Committed]]
| [[#Roulette|Roulette]]
|-
| [[#Hourglass|Hourglass]]
| [[#Redux|Redux]]
| [[#Relic|Relic]]
| [[#Transference|Transference]]
| [[#Exposed|Exposed]]
| [[#Fallout|Fallout]]
| [[#Lara|Lara]]
| [[#Prey|Prey]]
| [[#Crossfire|Crossfire]]
|-
| [[#Craving|Craving]]
| [[#Lineage|Lineage]]
| [[#Magnetic|Magnetic]]
| [[#Jinx|Jinx]]
| [[#Splinter|Splinter]]
| [[#Rage|Rage]]
| [[#Wrath|Wrath]]
| [[#Identity|Identity]]
| [[#Kandor|Kandor]]
|-
| [[#Jitters|Jitters]]
| [[#Ryan|Ryan]]
| [[#Shattered|Shattered]]
| [[#Spell|Spell]]
| [[#Solitude|Solitude]]
| [[#Static|Static]]
| [[#Blue|Blue]]
| [[#Bloodline|Bloodline]]
| [[#Idol|Idol]]
|-
| [[#Rogue|Rogue]]
| [[#Dichotic|Dichotic]]
| [[#Asylum|Asylum]]
| [[#Bound|Bound]]
| [[#Lexmas|Lexmas]]
| [[#Subterranean|Subterranean]]
| [[#Gemini|Gemini]]
| [[#Abyss|Abyss]]
| [[#Pandora|Pandora]]
|-
| [[#Shimmer|Shimmer]]
| [[#Skinwalker|Skinwalker]]
| [[#Whisper|Whisper]]
| [[#Scare|Scare]]
| [[#Fanatic|Fanatic]]
| [[#Hydro|Hydro]]
| [[#Persona|Persona]]
| [[#Bride|Bride]]
| [[#Disciple|Disciple]]
|-
| [[#Hug|Hug]]
| [[#Visage|Visage]]
| [[#Delete|Delete]]
| [[#Unsafe|Unsafe]]
| [[#Lockdown|Lockdown]]
| [[#Justice|Justice]]
| [[#Siren|Siren]]
| [[#Legion|Legion]]
| [[#Absolute Justice|Absolute Justice]]
|-
| [[#Leech|Leech]]
| [[#Insurgence|Insurgence]]
| [[#Hereafter|Hereafter]]
| [[#Pariah|Pariah]]
| [[#Reckoning|Reckoning]]
| [[#Labyrinth|Labyrinth]]
| [[#Fracture|Fracture]]
| [[#Bulletproof|Bulletproof]]
| [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
|  
|-
| [[#Kinetic|Kinetic]]
| [[#Suspect|Suspect]]
| [[#Velocity|Velocity]]
| [[#Recruit|Recruit]]
| [[#Vengeance|Vengeance]]
| [[#Crimson|Crimson]]
| [[#Hero|Hero]]
| [[#Power|Power]]
| [[#Persuasion|Persuasion]]
|-
| [[#Zero|Zero]]
| [[#Rush|Rush]]
| [[#Obsession|Obsession]]
| [[#Krypto|Krypto]]
| [[#Tomb|Tomb]]
| [[#Trespass|Trespass]]
| [[#Traveler|Traveler]]
| [[#Requiem|Requiem]]
| [[#Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|-
| [[#Nicodemus|Nicodemus]]
| [[#Prodigal|Prodigal]]
| [[#Resurrection|Resurrection]]
| [[#Sacred|Sacred]]
| [[#Cyborg|Cyborg]]
| [[#Freak|Freak]]
| [[#Veritas|Veritas]]
| [[#Infamous|Infamous]]
| [[#Escape|Escape]]
|-
| [[#Stray|Stray]]
| [[#Fever|Fever]]
| [[#Crisis|Crisis]]
| [[#Lucy|Lucy]]
| [[#Hypnotic|Hypnotic]]
| [[#Promise|Promise]]
| [[#Descent|Descent]]
| [[#Turbulence|Turbulence]]
| [[#Checkmate|Checkmate]]
|-
| [[#Reaper|Reaper]]
| [[#Rosetta|Rosetta]]
| [[#Legacy|Legacy]]
| [[#Onyx|Onyx]]
| [[#Void|Void]]
| [[#Combat|Combat]]
| [[#Sleeper|Sleeper]]
| [[#Hex|Hex]]
| [[#Upgrade|Upgrade]]
|-
| [[#Drone|Drone]]
| [[#Visitor|Visitor]]
| [[#Truth|Truth]]
| [[#Spirit|Spirit]]
| [[#Fragile|Fragile]]
| [[#Progeny|Progeny]]
| [[#Apocalypse|Apocalypse]]
| [[#Eternal|Eternal]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Crush|Crush]]
| [[#Precipice|Precipice]]
| [[#Memoria|Memoria]]
| [[#Blank|Blank]]
| [[#Mercy|Mercy]]
| [[#Nemesis|Nemesis]]
| [[#Quest|Quest]]
| [[#Stiletto|Stiletto]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Obscura|Obscura]]
| [[#Witness|Witness]]
| [[#Talisman|Talisman]]
| [[#Ageless|Ageless]]
| [[#Fade|Fade]]
| [[#Noir|Noir]]
| [[#Arctic|Arctic]]
| [[#Beast|Beast]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Tempest|Tempest]]
| [[#Accelerate|Accelerate]]
| [[#Forsaken|Forsaken]]
| [[#Forever|Forever]]
| [[#Oracle|Oracle]]
| [[#Prototype|Prototype]]
| -
| [[#Injustice|Injustice]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Calling|Calling]]
| [[#Covenant|Covenant]]
| [[#Commencement|Commencement]]
| [[#Vessel|Vessel]]
| [[#Phantom|Phantom]]
| -
| -
| [[#Doomsday|Doomsday]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| -
| [[#Exodus|Exodus]]
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| colspan=1 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#See also|See also]]
| colspan=1 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#Cast|Cast]]
| colspan=3 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#External links|External links]]
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|} 

== Season 1 ==

=== Pilot ===

:''[after finding Clark]''
:'''Jonathan''': Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha.
:'''Martha''': Then where did he come from?
:'''Jonathan''': I don't know. But he must have parents.
:''[they both find the space ship]''
:'''Martha''': Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.
:'''Jonathan''': Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?
:'''Martha''': We didn't find him... he found us.

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:'''Lana''': Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Doesn't everyone?
:'''Lana''': So what are you: Man or Superman?
:'''Clark''': I haven't figured it out yet.

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:'''Jonathan''': Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here.
:'''Clark''': Where are they from?
:''[Jonathan looks up at the sky]''
:'''Clark''': What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? ''[sarcastically]'' I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?
:'''Jonathan''': Actually, it's in the storm cellar.

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:'''Chloe''': Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark.
:'''Pete''': Your vehement denial has been duly noted!

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:'''Clark''': I didn't dive in after Lex's car! It hit me at 60 miles an hour! Does that sound normal to you? I'd give anything to be normal.

=== Metamorphosis ===

:''[after saving a boy from an explosion]''
:'''Clark''': You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time.
:'''Jonathan''': You also made her really proud, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.
:'''Jonathan''': Floating?
:'''Clark''': As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me?
:'''Jonathan''': I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.

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:'''Lex Luthor''': ''[to Clark]'' Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it.

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:'''Chloe''': I hate it when you do that.
:'''Clark''': Do what?
:'''Chloe''': Just shut me out. It's like one minute, you're here; the next, you're gone. Clark, you're not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.
:'''Chloe''': It's amazing how far that Kent charm will get you.

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:'''Lana''': Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.

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:''[talking about Lana's boyfriend]''
:'''Lex''': The kid that Kent saved today?
:'''Lana''': I just came back from seeing him. He's lucky Clark was there.
:'''Lex''': I know the feeling... kinda makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs; the other helps save lives.
:'''Lana''': For someone who just moved into town, you've got a lot of opinions.

=== Hothead ===

:'''Chloe''': Clark Kent is a football player and Lana Lang is a waitress.
:'''Pete''': What's the matter with that?
:'''Chloe''': Nothing, I just want to click my heels and get back to reality.

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:'''Lex''': You both stood your ground and are doing what you want. I caved. You two have inspired me.
:'''Clark''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh yeah. Joining the football team and pouring some coffee. We're a couple of real rebels.
:'''Lana''': Long live the revolution.

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:'''Lionel''': You get one.
:'''Lex''': One what?
:'''Lionel''': One chance to defy me.
:'''Lex''': I can't figure out what you hate more -- the fact that my plan works, or that you didn't come up with it first.
:'''Lionel''': Just remember -- empires aren't built on clever bookkeeping.
:'''Lex''': Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of.

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:'''Lex Luthor''': My father sent me to Smallville because he'd rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices.

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:'''Lionel''': You know perfectly well how I feel about you.
:'''Lex''': Hence I'm at a crap factory in Smallville.
:'''Lionel''': Did you know the Caesars would send their sons to the furthest most corners of the empire so they could get an appreciation of how the world works?
:'''Lex''': Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dad.

=== X-Ray ===

:'''Lex''': I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
:'''Clark''': I know; a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.

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:'''Clark''': You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.

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:'''Lex''': You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.

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:''[using x-ray vision to find a body]''
:'''Clark''': It’s Tina’s mom.
:'''Pete''': Damn. How’d you know she was in there?
:'''Clark''': Because I can see right through the door, Pete.
:'''Pete''': Very funny, Sherlock. How do you think she died?
:'''Clark''': Broken neck... I’m guessing.

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:'''Clark''': Mom, if you could see anything, what would you do?
:'''Martha''': Learn to close my eyes.

=== Cool ===

:'''Chloe''': This is what I love about high school parties. People will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally-purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.

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:'''Jonathan''': We already talked about that.
:'''Martha''': I talked, you grunted.
:'''Jonathan''': I thought that I was rather articulate.

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:'''Clark''': Hello, citizens.
:'''Martha''': I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?

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:'''Clark''': Maybe I can help.
:'''Jonathan''': You already have. Last season you saved us four part-time hands.
:'''Clark''': I'm thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing. Try for a pro sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements... ''[smiles]'' just trying to lighten up the mood.
:'''Martha''': As much as we'd love to see your face on a cereal box, we'd settle for you getting to school on time.

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:'''Lex''': The hardest thing is telling someone you love, that you like them.

=== Hourglass ===

:'''Cassandra Carver''': Because we both know... you're not like other people.
:'''Clark''': Sure I am...
:'''Cassandra Carver''': No Clark, I've seen you. Before we ever met. More than once, I've touched people and seen such pain and dispair and - But then you were there and the pain was gone. I think that's your destiny, Clark. To save people from fear and darkness. You can fear the future or you can embrace it. The choice is yours.

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:'''Lex''': Life's a journey, Clark; I don't wanna go through it following a roadmap.
:'''Clark''': It still wouldn't kill you to drive more slowly.

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:'''Lex''': I once read about a rich man who survived a hotel fire. He hung onto the ledge for an hour before the fire department rescued him. Afterwards he bought the hotel...always stayed in the room. When they asked him why, he said he figured Fate couldn't find him twice.

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:'''Clark''': You might consider rounding those curves at a speed that won't actually break the sound barrier.
:'''Lex''': Hey, where's the fun in that?

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:'''Lex''': You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things.

=== Craving ===

:'''Clark Kent''': ''[doesn't see Lana]'' Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.
:''[sees Lana, pauses]''
:'''Lana Lang''': Very impressive.
:'''Clark Kent''': Well, I had a sledgehammer.

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:'''Chloe''': Getting your morning Lana fix?
:'''Clark''': Chloe, don't you ever knock?
:'''Chloe''': It's a barn, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
:'''Chloe''': Little of both.

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:'''Lex''': I don't care about the past - I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.

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:'''Clark''': I can’t believe we’re creeping around looking for road kill.
:'''Chloe''': The deer’s in there... the door’s locked. I’m gonna go find a maintenance worker.
:''[Clark uses super strength to open the door]''
:'''Clark''': Chloe, it’s open.
:'''Chloe''': How’d you do that?
:'''Clark''': Kent charm.

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:'''Chloe''': This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.

=== Jitters ===

:'''Lex''': I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.
:'''Chloe''': It's a class field trip.
:'''Lex''': What'd you do wrong?
:'''Clark''': It's that bad?

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:'''Clark''': Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?
:'''Clark''': I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.

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:'''Mr. Sullivan''': Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, somebody kill me now.

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:'''Pete''': What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?
:'''Clark''': I was thinking of having a few people over.
:'''Chloe''': Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
:'''Clark''': A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.
:'''Chloe''': With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?

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:'''Martha''': We called six times last night, spoke with six different people, none of whom knew who you were.
:'''Clark''': It was supposed to be an intimate occasion.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, where have you been?
:'''Clark''': The hospital.
:'''Martha''': That's it. I’m never leaving home again.

=== Rogue ===

:''[Lex points to a breastplate with an "S" symbol.]''
:'''Lex''': You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.
:'''Clark''': I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
:'''Lex''': Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.
:'''Clark''': I didn't know you were such a history buff.
:'''Lex''': I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.
:'''Lana''': Don’t worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.

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:'''Chloe''': It figures you'd side with her.
:'''Clark''': I'm not taking anyone's side.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.

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:'''Victoria''': He understands you may have certain negative feelings towards your father.
:'''Lex''': Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.

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:'''Clark''': Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to... I wanted to kill him.
:'''Jonathan''': But you didn’t, right?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, but I was close.
:'''Jonathan''': Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can’t afford to do it. This is Phelan’s game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.
:'''Clark''': I don’t care. I won’t let anybody hurt you and mom.
:'''Jonathan''': And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there’s no going back.

=== Shimmer ===

:'''Clark''': No, I think I'll play it by ear, you know, fly by the seat of my pants...
:'''Pete''': Clark, you're not the flying type.

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:'''Lionel''': Empires are not brought down by outside forces - they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.

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:''[discussing the blood drive]''
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you know you can't donate.
:'''Clark''': I know, dad but what am I supposed to tell her?
:'''Martha''': That you have a problem with needles, which you technically do.
:'''Clark''': Great, not only do I lie, but I look like a wuss.

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:'''Clark''': Have you ever got information that you wish you hadn't?
:'''Lex''': In my experience I've found you can never have too much information.

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:'''Lana''': That's the thing about Clark Kent: he's not always there when you want him... but he's always there when you need him.

=== Hug ===

:'''Clark''': Don't do this. I'm your friend.
:'''Lex''': Oh please. You think I don't see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? You're no different. Friendship's a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.

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:'''Clark''': I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up.
:'''Lana''': What do you want to do?
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.

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:'''Lex''': Atticus Finch, ''To Kill a Mockingbird''?
:'''Clark''': Never read it.
:'''Lex''': You should. You two have a lot in common. Small-town heroes. Believe in the truth. Not willing to back down.
:'''Clark''': How does it end?
:'''Lex''': It's not about the ending, it's about the journey.
:'''Clark''': What kills me is that I know that I'm right. I just wish I could get them to see it.
:'''Lex''': That, my friend, is the key to leadership. Not only knowing you're right, but convincing everyone else. If you can do that, the world's your oyster.

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:'''Kyle''': Do you know what it's like to have to hide because of who you are?
:'''Clark''': Yes, I do. But when you have a gift you can't just hide in a hole and hope it goes away.

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:'''Lex''': You can learn a lot from someone you hate.

=== Leech ===

:'''Jonathan''': You know what they say: lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Look, my guess is that your powers aren't coming back.
:'''Clark''': Maybe being normal won't be so bad; I mean it works for you and Mom.
:'''Martha''': Oh, thanks.
:'''Clark''': You don't feel any differently about me now do you?
:'''Martha''': Clark, you're our son whether you can bench-press the tractor or not.
:'''Clark''': What do I do now?
:'''Jonathan''': Well, life isn't easy for anybody, whether you're normal or super. But you're still Clark Kent. You were raised a certain way and that's never gonna change. Sure, your abilities were part of you, but they didn't define you.

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:'''Lex''': ''[to Victoria]'' If sleeping with me was just business, I'd hate to think what that makes you.

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:'''Clark''': You think I'm hiding something from you? Here. Take this hammer. Hit me anywhere.
:'''Lex''': I'm not gonna hit you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Come on! If I can get hit by a car, you can't hurt me.
:'''Lex''': Clark, I just want the truth.
:'''Clark''': The truth is I'm just a guy who tried to do the right thing. Isn't that enough?

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:'''Lana''': Can you imagine waking up one morning and having powers?
:'''Clark''': It's scary... I guess. I mean, look at Eric. It hasn't helped him.
:'''Lana''': That's true. But I still always wished I could fly.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, that'd be something, Lana.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your gifts are... well, they're part of you but they don't define you.
:'''Clark''': I know. But they complicate all of our lives.
:'''Jonathan''': Seeing how destructive Eric got, it just reminds me of how special you really are.
:'''Clark''': That's because Eric didn't get my two strongest gifts. You and Mom.

=== Kinetic ===

:'''Clark''': I just want to say I'm sorry.
:'''Chloe''': For what?
:'''Clark''': Letting you get hurt.
:'''Chloe''': Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.
:'''Clark''': I saved you, didn't I? That turned out all right.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
:'''Chloe''': It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

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:'''Clark''': How you feeling?
:'''Chloe''': Like a million bucks... thrown in the washing machine set on spin.

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:'''Clark''': The question is, how'd they get inside?
:'''Pete''': I don't know. Now stop channeling Chloe and come on. ''[Clark uses his x-ray vision]'' Oh no, not the Kent thousand-yard stare.

=== Zero ===

:'''Pete''': No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting on you is going to require some serious excavation.
:'''Clark''': I do stuff...
:'''Chloe''': Yes, and I'm sure that once I deploy my journalistic skills on you, I'll be able to unearth a skeleton or two.
:'''Clark''': You know, Chloe, this is a class project, not a corruption scandal.
:'''Chloe''': Relax, Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide, right?

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:'''Pete''': In a world of designer water, Clark Kent is straight from the tap.

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:'''Jonathan''': Let's just say that it's a very long road between what's sitting in our storm cellar and what's written on your birth certificate.

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:'''Pete''': There was this bully three grades ahead of us. This dude was determined to pound dents into every kid in the school. One day, I guess it was my turn. He was just about to take my head off when Clark jumped between us.
:'''Chloe''': So Clark ran interference. Now, as kind as that sounds, Pete, I really don't think it falls under the "something amazing" test.
:'''Pete''': I'm not finished. Clark didn't just push brain-dead away. He put him through a door, as in splinters and broken hinges. How he did it, I still have no idea. The guy was at least twice our size.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, any comments?
:'''Clark''': Uh, well, we were, you know, six years old. Twice our size was three feet tall.

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:'''Clark''': My biological parents are either dead or didn't want me. The point is, you're prying into my private life.
:'''Chloe''': I was just trying to be thorough.
:'''Clark''': This is a class project. I spent an hour yesterday with Lana. That's it. That's all I needed. I'm not some mystery for you to solve.

=== Nicodemus ===

:'''Lex''': This isn't you.
:'''Lana''': Why? Because I'm not doing exactly as I'm told? Because I'm not stuck in a corner hiding in a book? For once I am not afraid of life and nobody can handle it cause you all prefer the insecure little girl. Well I'm sick of her and all of her talk about her dead parents.

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:'''Clark''': What's going on with Dad?
:'''Martha''': I don't know. He's been acting strange ever since he got home.
:'''Jonathan''': ''[Getting a beer from the fridge]'' Hey, Clark. Football game on TV. You wanna watch it with me?
:'''Clark''': Don't you have work to do?
:'''Jonathan''': Nah, chores can wait. Besides, I earned a rest. You can pick up the slack for me, can't ya?
:'''Clark''': It's good to see this whole hero thing didn't go to your head.

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:'''Lana''': You think too much, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Right now, I'm thinking you don't seem like yourself.
:'''Lana''': Or maybe... ''[starts to undress]'' ...I'm more me than ever.
:'''Clark''': Lana... this is crazy.
:'''Lana''': That's the point. If life doesn't make you crazy, then why bother living it? I know that's how I want it.

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:'''Lana''': I know you want me, Clark. Stop holding back. Come on... you're not made of steel. Or are you?

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:'''Dr. Hamilton''': Remember, Lex. You're the one opening Pandora's box.
:'''Lex''': I'm just the key, Dr. Hamilton.

=== Stray ===

:'''Clark''': I didn't know you liked comic books.
:'''Lex''': Are you kidding? A strange visitor from another planet who protects the weak? When I was young he was my idol, not to mention that fact he's bald. I have the whole collection.

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:'''Lex''': I think he saw Julian as his second chance. A chance for him to have a son he could truly love.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': It's in the past, Clark. We would have ended up hating each other anyway. My father would have seen to that.

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:'''Lex''': What could you possibly have to complain about now? The plant's doing well. LuthorCorp stock is up.
:'''Lionel''': I'm not here to complain, Lex. On the contrary, your performance lately has been... more than adequate.
:'''Lex''': That sounds dangerously like a compliment.

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:'''Ryan''': Are you sure you don't want to know how Lana feels about you?
:'''Clark''': I prefer to find out on my own.
:'''Ryan''': Clark, be careful of Lex. I know you like him, but there's a lot of darkness he keeps from the world. I've seen it in his head.
:'''Clark''': I like to believe in people's best.

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:'''Lex''': You know what those emperors you're so fond of talking about were really afraid of? That their sons would become successful and return to Rome at the head of their own army.
:'''Lionel''': You think you can find your future in Smallville? I'm your future. Join me, Lex. Join me in Metropolis. How long have you been waiting to hear me to say those words?
:'''Lex''': I've waited to hear other things from you for a lot longer. I'll return to Metropolis when I'm ready.
:'''Lionel''': At the head of an army?

=== Reaper ===

:'''Lex''': Do you know what my father gave me for my tenth birthday? A copy of "The Will to Power." "Behold the super man. Man is something to be overcome." Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Nietzsche. They were the voices that nurtured me after my mother died. My father made every question a quiz, every choice a test. Second best was for losers, compassion for losers, trust no one. Those were the lessons I grew up with.
:'''Dominic''': I'll remember that if I'm ever interviewed by the biography channel.
:'''Lex''': All I'm saying, Dominic, is try and remember who I was raised by. I try to deny it, but I'm still my father's son. Tread carefully.

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:'''Lex''': Do you have a family photo?
:'''Jonathan''': Yeah, I got lots of family photos, Lex.
:'''Lex''': The only picture of my father and me appears in the LuthorCorp annual report.
:'''Jonathan''': Is this the part where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
:'''Lex''': No. I just want you to understand if I'm guilty of anything regarding your family, it's envy.

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:'''Lex''': In his own way, he's just trying to give you something my father never gave me.
:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lex''': Limitations. All my father ever told me was "Don't get caught. Don't cause a scandal." That's not love, that's public relations. You have no idea how lucky you are. When my father dies, kings will come to his funeral, but when yours does, his friends will come.

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:'''Lex''': Let's be frank, Dominic. My father sent you here to spy on me because he's afraid of how well I'm doing. This was my last chance to prove myself and he just assumed I'd fail. Now he has to revise his definition of me. I'm not just his screw-up son anymore. Now I'm competition. And my father only knows one way of dealing with competition.
:'''Dominic''': There are some things better left between patient and therapist, Lex.
:'''Lex''': You know, in ancient Persia, the kings would kill a messenger who brought them news they didn't like. In modern times, a sword in the chest might seem a little extreme. Something more subtle would be in order. Enjoying your drink?

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:'''Clark''': Dad, I know how we can catch more fish this year.
:'''Jonathan''': What, new lures?
:'''Clark''': X-ray vision.

=== Drone ===

:'''Lex''': There's nothing wrong with a good fight. Just remember, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today.
:'''Clark''': Could I use that? I mean, "the man of tomorrow" for my slogan?
:'''Lex''': Knock yourself out.

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:'''Chloe''': I just want to know what you stand for.
:'''Clark''': I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, well, I think the man of tomorrow needs to get a platform for today.

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:'''Chloe''': So how goes the platform?
:'''Clark''': I haven't started working on it yet. I've been so busy meeting new people, I even got invited to parties this weekend.
:'''Chloe''': I can't believe it only took one day for you to be compromised by the lure of popularity.
:'''Clark''': Remind me to pull your funding after I'm elected.

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:'''Pete''': This is just a pit stop. We wanted to take advantage of your 2-for-1 deal.
:'''Lana''': I figure that's the last step before I institute topless waitressing.
:'''Pete''': Well, here's to hoping it fails miserably.

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:'''Chloe''': Well, my candidate may have won, but my friends lost. I'm really proud of you tonight, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why?
:'''Chloe''': Because you're exhibiting dignity in the face of defeat. It's the quality that all great leaders possess.

=== Crush ===

:'''Danny Kwan''': I see you in a uniform flying. You ever considered a career in the air force?
:'''Clark''': Um, I'll think about it.

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:'''Clark''': We see each other every day.
:'''Chloe''': It was 45 minutes when my car happened to break down outside the Talon and you gave me a ride home. I practically had to tear you away from Lana.
:'''Clark''': Don't you think you're being just a little unfair?
:'''Chloe''': No. Whenever Lex and Lana are around, it's like the rest of us don't exist.
:'''Clark''': Wait, Chloe, why are you being so hypersensitive?
:'''Chloe''': You know, most men are from Mars, Clark, but you're from some distant galaxy that I've never even heard of.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe likes me.
:'''Lana''': So how do you feel about her?
:'''Clark''': Like maybe we could be more than friends. When I saw her with Justin today, I got kinda...
:'''Lana''': Jealous?
:'''Clark''': It's like you find out this secret and it colors everything. I just can't believe I never saw it before.
:'''Lana''': Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.

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:'''Clark''': I've always liked Lana, but I can never get near her. I just found out that Chloe likes me and I think I may have feelings for her too.
:'''Lex''': So which one do you want to pursue?
:'''Clark''': That's the thing, I want to protect my friendship with both.
:'''Lex''': Then you'll never get either one.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, love isn't about playing it safe. It's about risks. Unless you're willing to put yourself out there, you'll never know.
:'''Clark''': Have you ever been in love before?
:'''Lex''': I've only loved two women in my life. One died and the other betrayed me.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': Some people are meant to be alone.

=== Obscura ===

:'''Clark''': The printer's jammed, the scanner's broken, and the Spring Formal event schedule is late. Chloe leaves for a day and the Torch goes down in flames.
:'''Lana''': It's safe to say we won't lose you to the entrancing world of journalism.

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:'''Clark''': I'm just afraid that if Lana sees me with another girl, she's going to think that the door is closed.
:'''Martha''': The door ''is'' closed, Clark. And you need to admit that to yourself.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, Lex is just trying to do the right thing.
:'''Jonathan''': I know he is, Clark. I know he didn't try to buy me off, he's just trying to repay me for damages that he thinks he caused. You're right, I got no real reason to doubt him. It's just something in my gut tells me I should.
:'''Clark''': Lex isn't perfect, Dad. I know that. But slamming the door in his face over and over only helps turn him into exactly what you think he already is.
:'''Jonathan''': When did you get to be so wise?
:'''Clark''': Ask my dad.

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:'''Clark''': You know, I remember the first time I met Chloe. It was eighth grade. She'd just transferred from Metropolis and I was assigned to show her around. The first thing she wanted to know was where she could buy a copy of the Planet so she could keep in touch with civilization. When she found out I lived on a farm, she insisted I invite her over to experience it first hand. I think she thought I was Amish. When I brought her up here, she just kissed me, right out of the blue.
:'''Lana''': Why'd she do that?
:'''Clark''': She said "I know you've been thinking about that all day, so I figured we'd get it out of the way and be friends."

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:'''Lex''': I found a man. He said something besides the meteors came down that day.
:'''Clark''': Like what?
:'''Lex''': A ship.
:'''Clark''': And you believe him?
:'''Lex''': I listened. Chances are he's just another crackpot, but I'd be remiss if I didn't check it out.
:'''Clark''': And when the next story comes up, you'll be sure to check that one out too. When are you going to be able to put your past behind you?
:'''Lex''': Take a look at the stars, Clark. Some of them have been extinguished for thousands of years, but their light is only reaching us now. The past is always influencing the present. I can't change that. All I can do is try to understand it.

=== Tempest ===

:'''Lionel''': We're in business to make profits, not friends! You can't let your emotions get in the way of making tough decisions.
:'''Lex''': Don't lecture me about letting emotions get in the way! This plant was showing a profit. You're only shutting it down because I wouldn't go work for you in Metropolis.
:'''Lionel''': Lex, you may have felt that you found a home here, but you were mistaken! This was just your training ground. Well, your training is over! You're coming home, son.

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:'''Clark''': Why would your father be against the plant?
:'''Lex''': We have a complicated relationship, Clark. My father wants me to believe it's built on trust, but it's not. It's built on lies and deceit. Any relationship with that foundation is destined to fail. Lucky we don't have that problem.
:'''Clark''': Lucky us.

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:'''Lex''': I don't know. Just got a bad feeling. Kind of like when you can smell the air change before a storm.
:'''Clark''': Storms are a way of life around here, Lex. The trick is not to get caught out in the open.

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:'''Lionel''': It's suicide, Lex! You may get the plant, but you're putting your employee's homes on the line. Forfeiting your own future!
:'''Lex''': Or forging a new destiny free from you!
:'''Lionel''': You're not my enemy. You're my son.
:'''Lex''': I never saw the distinction.

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:'''Lionel''': When Alexander the Great was dying, his generals asked who he would leave his empire to. If he would appoint a successor, it would keep the legacy intact... prevent generations of bloodshed! His answer was simple, 'I leave it to the strongest.'
:'''Lex''': I believe the term is 'Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!'
:'''Lionel''': I'll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side!

== Season 2 ==

=== ''Vortex'' ===

:'''Nixon''': Why don't you stop playing the protector and admit the truth? You and your wife kept him because you couldn't have children of your own.
:'''Jonathan''': We kept him because he is our son and we love him.
:'''Nixon''': He's not your son, you deluded hick! He's not even human! You can kill me if you want for saying this, but you know I'm right. You're just a small man whose son's destiny is too big for you to comprehend. Clark doesn't belong to you. He belongs to the world.

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:'''Clark''': Dad's missing because of me. I brought this upon us.
:'''Martha''': You can't blame yourself. You can't change who you are. As long as you live, people will try to exploit you. You father and I have tried to shelter you as long as possible, but one day we won't be there for you. And you're gonna have to carry the burden of your gifts on your own.
:'''Clark''': Don't say that, Mom.
:'''Martha''': And when your day comes, I have no doubt in my heart that you'll make us proud.

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:'''Nixon''': Mr. Kent, since the beginning of time, people have been looking up at the stars and wondering "What's out there?" Clark is the answer that they have been waiting for.

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:'''Nixon''': Dying in a tomb. That's ironic. At least you got a legacy to leave behind... and a son to be proud of.
:'''Jonathan''': The first time Clark used his abilities, he'd crawled under a big oak bed that my grandfather had made, and I crawled underneath it to try to get him out. All of a sudden the frame just came up in the air. He was a toddler lifting, I don't know, 500 pounds over his head.
:'''Nixon''': What did you do?
:'''Jonathan''': We decided to take him to a doctor scientist, somebody more equipped to understand than we were. But when we got in front of the office, Martha, she said that if we left him there that they would want to keep him and we'd never see him again. So I took him home. Now, that may have been a mistake, but it was a mistake I'd gladly make again.

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:'''Lana''': When the tornado came, I thought this was it. Fate had finally found me. Then I saw you in the truck and you put your arms around me and you told me that everything was going to be okay. I know, it sounds crazy, but I started to think of all the other times that you've been there to protect me. And I thought maybe there's more to Clark Kent than meets the eye.
:'''Clark''': You're right. It does sound crazy. I mean, there's nothing more to me than what you see.

=== ''Heat'' ===

:'''Clark''': I started to feel hot. And my eyes started to burn. All of a sudden, the spot I was staring at burst into flames.
:'''Martha''': Just by looking at it?
:'''Clark''': Hello? Hi, I'm Clark, I'm the kid who can lift up tractors and see through walls.

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:'''Clark''': I want to make sure everything's okay between us.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, it's hunky-dory!
:'''Clark''': Wait. Now I know something's wrong. The only person who says "hunky-dory" is my father.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, you were right. Once I understood what triggered the heat, I was able to control it without thinking about... sex.
:'''Jonathan''': You sure about that son?
:'''Clark''': Trust me. Next time I have a date, I'll be able to take her out without setting her on fire.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, that's a relief.

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:'''Martha''': My son is in jail. And your wife put him there.
:'''Lex''': Maybe these fires were a cry for help.
:'''Martha''': Is that you talking, or is Mrs. Luthor talking through you?
:'''Lex''': Mrs. Kent, I would never ask you to take sides against your husband, please don't ask me to doubt my wife.
:'''Martha''': Any good relationship relies on trust, but there has to be room to disagree. Like the way Jonathan and I disagreed about you. He couldn't see past the Luthor name, but I always thought you were truly trying to be a friend to Clark. Now I'm beginning to think Jonathan was right all along.

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:'''Lex''': Try to be more cautious. I let my passion get the best of me. I won't make that mistake again.
:'''Clark''': Lex, I don't think having passion is such a bad thing.
:'''Lex''': You're right, Clark. Passion for life and work and friends is great. As long as you keep it in check. I should take a page out of your book.

=== ''Duplicity'' ===

:'''Lionel''': Never underestimate the value of eccentrics and lunatics, Lex. Every Arthur needs his Merlin.

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:''[Pete finds Clark's spaceship]''
:'''Pete''': This thing's got extraterrestrial written all over it.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, I bet there's little green guys running around the cornfield too, Pete.
:'''Pete''': I'm serious, Clark. Have you ever seen anything like it?
:'''Clark''': If the aliens came to Earth, don't you think they'd find a place a little more exciting than Smallville?
:'''Pete''': No, no, no, think about it. Crop circles, cattle mutilation. They'd be like kids in a candy store here!

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:'''Pete''': So you're some sort of... what? You're not a human?
:'''Clark''': I don't know what I am. I don't know where that ship brought me from. I just know that I grew up in Smallville, and everything that I care about and everyone that I care about is here.
:'''Pete''': If you care about me so much, how come you never told me sooner?
:'''Clark''': Pete, believe me, there wasn't a day that went by where I didn't want to tell you, but my parents thought it was too dangerous. Not just for me, but for anyone else who knew the truth.
:'''Pete''': You didn't think I could handle it?
:'''Clark''': Can you?
:...
:'''Clark''': Pete, another reason why I didn't say anything is because I knew people would look at me the exact same way that you're looking at me right now.
:'''Pete''': And how's that?
:'''Clark''': Like a freak. Pete, I've tried my whole life just to blend in, to try and be more normal than anyone else. Would you just say something? Call me... call me an alien, call me a monster. I don't care, just say something.
:'''Pete''': It's like I don't even know you.

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:'''Pete''': Sure, Chloe. I saw a spaceship. I even met an alien.
:'''Chloe''': Really? Would you like to describe it?
:'''Pete''': Actually he looks a lot like Clark.
:'''Chloe''': I thought aliens were little and green.
:'''Pete''': I guess things aren't always what you think they are.

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:'''Pete''': What about the x-ray deal? Have you ever used it to look through a girls...
:'''Clark''': It only works when I focus and I do not use it to invade people's privacy.
:'''Pete''': So you're telling me never once have you looked in the girls' locker room?
:'''Clark''': Well... maybe once.
:'''Pete''': That's my boy.

=== ''Red'' ===

:'''Martha''': I think our not so normal son might be going through some classic teenage rebellion.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, I think I liked dealing with heat vision a lot better than that.

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:'''Jonathan''': Get in the truck, son.
:'''Clark''': Give me one reason why I should.
:'''Jonathan''': Because I am your father and I just told you to get in the truck.
:'''Clark''': You're not my father. You never were.

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:'''Martha''': If the green meteor rocks affect Clark physically, maybe the red affects him emotionally.
:'''Jonathan''': It would sure explain his personality changes.
:'''Martha''': The longer he's exposed to the green meteors, the worse he gets. If the same is true with the red rocks, then God help us all.

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:'''Clark''': Hey, if you guys want to waste your life in this mud hole, that's your problem. I'm through being poor.
:'''Jonathan''': Listen, we might not have all the things that other people have, but I didn't think our family was about that!
:'''Clark''': With my abilities, I can make millions. Sports, TV... it's all waiting for me. You're the ones who have been forcing me to hide who I really am.
:'''Jonathan''': No! We are the ones who have been trying to protect you. We don't want anybody coming here and taking you away.
:'''Clark''': Protecting me? Using me. I'm just another piece of equipment to keep your little farm going.

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:'''Clark''': Lex may be too afraid to tell you, but I'm not. No one in Smallville wants you here.
:'''Lionel''': You seem to know a lot about me. You got a name?
:'''Clark''': Clark Kent.
:'''Lionel''': Jonathan and Martha Kent's son? As far as I know, they're good people. Salt of the earth. I'm astonished they'd raise such a blatantly aggressive offspring.
:'''Clark''': Well, if you like them so much, I'm sure they'll put you up. I hear they have a spare bedroom, and I know they could use the cash.
:'''Lionel''': You've got a lot to learn about tact, young man. But you speak your mind. That's good. It'll take you far.
:'''Clark''': Oh, I'm going to the top.

=== ''Nocturne'' ===

:'''Clark''': ''[reading a poem]'' It's a little mushy.
:'''Lana''': I almost forgot. Clark Kent, the man of steel.

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:'''Lex''': Anyone who doesn't appreciate poetry doesn't understand that it's all about seduction.

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:'''Lionel''': Lex? I can feel your smirk from here.

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:'''Martha''': Are you all right?
:'''Pete''': Yeah. The doctor's say it's a hairline fracture, which is ironic because it hurts everywhere else except my hairline. Being part of this family should come with its own group health insurance.

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:'''Lana''': If you really like someone, you accept every part of them. But you can't do that until they're willing to share every part with you.

=== ''Redux'' ===

:'''Clark''': My mom's been kind of secretive the last couple days.
:'''Lana''': A Kent secretive. That's shocking.

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:'''Lana''': All these years, I've had this image of the Kents as the perfect family.
:'''Clark''': I guess we're just as dysfunctional as everyone else.

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:'''Mr. Reynolds''': A person is judged by the company they keep. In my experience, Lex Luthor doesn't have friends. He sees people as a means towards an end.
:'''Clark''': I don't think that's true.
:'''Mr. Reynolds''': Time will tell.

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:'''Clark''': Two progeria deaths in two days. What are the odds of that?
:'''Chloe''': I don't know. Lana wanted to cancel the Spirit Week party, but Principal Reynolds asked her not to. He said he wanted to keep things as normal as possible.
:'''Pete''': He obviously hasn't had his normal-meter reset for Smallville.

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:'''Lex''': You pushed me, and in hindsight, I appreciate that. In some ways, you're responsible for the man I am today.
:'''Mr. Reynolds''': I'm not sure that's a burden I care to take on.

=== ''Lineage'' ===

:'''Martha''': How can you be as fast as lightning and as slow as molasses all at the same time?
:'''Clark''': Sometimes, Mom, I'm even a mystery to myself.
:'''Jonathan''': Wait a minute, didn't I just fix your alarm clock recently?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, but I crushed it this morning hitting the snooze alarm. Guess I'm not much of a morning person.
:'''Jonathan''': Must have got that from your mother. You know, she could be late to her own wedding. In fact, she ''was'' late to her own wedding.
:'''Martha''': Not all of us were trained by roosters.

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:'''Lana''': What's wrong?
:'''Chloe''': Clark and I just had a massive blow-out.
:'''Lana''': About what?
:'''Chloe''': His secrets, privacy... my pathological inability to curb my curiosity.

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:'''Pete''': Man, this "Mission Impossible" stuff is great. But other than my scintillating conversational skills, I still don't understand why you brought me along.
:'''Clark''': I need your spit.

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:'''Lex''': Ever wish you had a big brother to help you with your jump shot?
:'''Clark''': I think I've managed to become a pretty decent player on my own.
:'''Lex''': Rachel Dunleavy came to see me. She says you and I have a few chromosomes in common. My father's chromosomes to be exact.
:'''Clark''': You mean...
:'''Lex''': Personally, I think I got all the looks in the family.

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:'''Lana''': I have done pretty well without a father this long. I don't know why I thought I needed one now.
:'''Clark''': I do. Lana, we're different. We don't get to see our biological parents every day, and see a little piece of who we are, who we may become. If I had a chance to get to know my birth parents, I wouldn't give up just because the first meeting didn't go the way I hoped.

=== ''Ryan'' ===

:'''Lex''': So you staged a one-man prison break? How did you manage to get him out without anybody stopping you?
:'''Clark''': Just lucky, I guess.
:'''Lex''': You're the luckiest guy I've ever met. Let's hope it doesn't run out before tomorrow.

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:'''Lex''': Ryan, real life is not a comic book. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty, make compromises.
:'''Ryan''': That's what your father told you. That doesn't mean it's right.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, I understand what you're going through, but sometimes, no matter how much you want to save someone, there's nothing you can do.
:'''Clark''': I'm not gonna let Ryan down.
:'''Lex''': When my mother got sick, I spent all my time researching the best doctors and treatments. The most important thing I could've done was spend time with her. By the time I realized that, it was too late. I wasn't at her side when she passed, Clark. Don't make the same mistake I did.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going to let him die, Lex.

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:'''Ryan''': Weren't they best friends?
:'''Lex''': Once upon a time.
:'''Ryan''': Well, what happened to them?
:'''Lex''': Well, they ruled the Guardian Realm together until Devilicus told Warrior Angel that they should join forces and conquer humanity. Together, no one would be able to stop them.
:'''Ryan''': What did Warrior Angel say?
:'''Lex''': He refused. He believed it was a hero's sacred duty to protect those weaker than himself. Devilicus thought he was naive and vowed to destroy him and everything he stood for.
:'''Ryan''': Why do you think Devilicus went bad?
:'''Lex''': I'm not sure. Probably wasn't aware of it. You see, Ryan, in life, the road to darkness is a journey, not a light switch.
:'''Ryan''': You should remember that, Lex.

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:'''Lex''': I'm prepared to sacrifice it if that's what it takes to defeat you.
:'''Mayor Tate''': You know, you've got money, but you're not from here. People don't like you. All it'll take is some fiery campaign speeches about outside interests controlling this community and you'll start to feel the heat.
:'''Lex''': When Winston Churchill heard about the attack on Pearl Harbor, he broke out a bottle of champagne and said, "We've won the war." His generals looked at him like he'd lost his mind. America's pacific fleet was wiped out, France was overrun, and the Luftwaffe was bombing London. Churchill said America is like a giant boiler. Light a fire under it, and there's no limit to the amount of heat it can generate. If you start a fire, Mayor Tate, you better be prepared to deal with the flames.

=== ''Dichotic'' ===

:''[at an anger management class]''
:'''Lex''': What are you here for?
:'''Helen Bryce''': I drop kicked an orderly. I have a violent reaction to incompetence.
:'''Lex''': The drop kick must have caught him off guard.
:'''Helen Bryce''': So, what did you do? Verbally demean your butler?
:'''Lex''': Cute. I took a 9 iron to a meter maid's car.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Wow, now I'm really jealous. I've always wanted to do that. How'd it feel?
:'''Lex''': Great.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Word of advice, keep that to yourself in here.

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:'''Lex''': Guess I owe you a belated thank you.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Actually, I should be thanking you. It's cases like yours that convinced me to leave Metropolis.
:'''Lex''': I'm flattered I turned you from a life of nose jobs and liposuctions to small town medicine.

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:'''Helen''': For the record, I refused to join my father's practice and we stopped speaking.
:'''Lex''': They hate when you do that.
:'''Helen''': Sounds like you speak from experience.
:'''Lex''': You witnessed my self-destructive phase. Then I almost let my father die... now I'm just trying to beat him at his own game.
:'''Helen''': How's that going?
:'''Lex''': I terrorize meter maids.
:'''Helen''': Yeah. I drop kick orderlies. It's funny, I was never an angry child.

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:'''Chloe''': What really gets me is I should have known better. Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two. What is it about me? Do I have a sign around my neck that says "Mutant Magnet"?

=== ''Skinwalker'' ===

:'''Lionel''': I want you as my partner. Blame it on a brief bout of sentimentality.
:'''Lex''': Sentimentality is synonymous with vulnerability. You taught me that. You're on your own.

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:'''Clark''': I need to raise bail money for Joseph Willowbrook. He's being set up, I think by LuthorCorp.
:'''Lex''': That's a pretty serious accusation, Clark. Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed by your conviction, but going head to head with my father? You're a little like David trying to slay Goliath.
:'''Clark''': Where do you stand?
:'''Lex''': Any culture that's left a legacy that would endure for centuries has earned my respect. I'm afraid it's a losing battle.
:'''Clark''': Didn't David beat Goliath?

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:'''Lana''': Whitney's shared more with me since we broke up than when we were together. What is it with guys and their emotions? The closer you get to them, the more they keep everything in.
:'''Chloe''': Must be some sort of protective instincts. You know, maybe we should just stop falling for guys who are trying to save the world.

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:'''Clark''': I have these feelings for Kyla, and I don't want to doubt her, but I'm not sure she's being honest with me.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, Clark, not everybody's exactly what they seem. I mean, we should know that better than anybody.

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:'''Lionel''': Lex, have I done something in the recent past to offend you?
:'''Lex''': There are so many ways I could answer that question, Dad.

=== ''Visage'' ===

:'''Clark''': Lex, you've been dating Helen for a while. But nothing you ever told me about her would lead me to believe she's the espionage type.
:'''Lex''': I'm afraid one day you'll learn the frustrating truth, Clark. People are seldom whom they appear to be.
:'''Clark''': Did she give you any kind of explanation?
:'''Lex''': Didn't get that far. When she learned that I had her investigated, she turned hostile and stormed out.
:'''Clark''': If I knew someone was investigating me, I'd be a little ticked off too.

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:'''Lex''': You're telling me my father offered you $100,000 against your will? Why would he do that?
:'''Helen''': I can't even begin to fathom the depths of the Luthor family pathology.
:'''Lex''': You could have been honest. You could have told me.
:'''Helen''': I was about to. But before I could say a word, I realized I was in the middle of an interrogation.
:'''Lex''': Helen, if I had known...
:'''Helen''': No, I'm glad that this happened. It showed me who I was really dealing with. You know, I've done some pretty stupid things in my life, but this could possibly win the Nobel Prize for stupidity. I fell for someone who never really existed.

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:'''Martha''': Sweetheart, are you all right?
:'''Clark''': I just can't help thinking that... Whitney's skin wasn't bulletproof. His bones weren't unbreakable, but he still put himself in harm's way so the world could be safer. I wonder if I didn't have my abilities if I'd have that same kind of courage.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, there is no doubt in our minds that you would.

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:'''Lex''': From the time I was born, I was raised in an environment of suspicion and distrust. My father taught me to regard everyone as an adversary no matter who they are.
:'''Helen''': I'm really sorry you had to grow up like that, Lex, I am.
:'''Lex''': When my mother died, I began to build a wall around my heart. Every year that wall grew taller and more fortified until eventually it became impenetrable. I want to tear the wall down, Helen, I do. I just-- I don't have the slightest clue how to do it.
:'''Helen''': Lex...
:'''Lex''': I never once asked anyone for help, but I'm asking you now. Help me, Helen. I don't want to become my father.

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:'''Lana''': It seems like every person that I've ever gotten close to just leaves.
:'''Clark''': That's not true.
:'''Lana''': Yeah, it is. My parents, Nell, now Whitney. I know I haven't been a good friend.
:'''Clark''': You've been a great friend.
:'''Lana''': No, I have doubted you, accused you of things, and still you're here protecting me. I don't care if you have secrets, Clark. You are the one good, constant thing in my life and I don't want to lose you too.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going anywhere.

=== ''Insurgence'' ===

:'''Clark''': Lex, what's going on?
:'''Lex''': Big Brother is listening, or should I say "Big Daddy"?
:'''Clark''': What are you saying, your dad's spying on you?
:'''Lex''': I had the inside track on a multi-million dollar contract. At the last minute, LuthorCorp manages to underbid me. You do the math.
:'''Clark''': Lex, you've got to calm down...
:'''Lex''': Don't tell me to calm down, Clark! How would you feel if someone were listening to every private word you uttered, learning all your secrets?

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:'''Jonathan''': ''[to Lex]'' Look, I don't know how things work in your house, but around here, we think it's important to respect other people's privacy.
:'''Clark''': Dad...
:'''Lex''': It's all right, Clark... Mr. Kent, ever since the day I moved to Smallville, I've done nothing but try to be a friend to you. And in return, you do nothing but lecture me with sanctimonious platitudes. I'm done listening to them.

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:'''Martha''': Why don't you just let us go? You can avoid adding kidnapping to the breaking and entering charges!
:'''Lionel''': You should listen to this woman. I find her advice invariably sound.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, how did you get inside?
:'''Lionel''': The boy's resourceful, Lex. What difference does it make how he did it? He saved us. That's what's important.
:'''Lex''': Dad. I want you to know I was doing everything I could to secure your release.
:'''Lionel''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, I'm sure you did a great deal.

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:'''Jonathan''': Wait. Are you sure that this is the best thing to do? Quit, I mean.
:'''Martha''': What do you mean? I thought you'd be happy about it.
:'''Jonathan''': If you hadn't been working for Lionel, then we'd have no way of knowing that he was keeping tabs on Clark.
:'''Martha''': So, instead of staying away from him...
:'''Jonathan''': Maybe we should take a page out of the Luthor playbook.

=== ''Suspect'' ===

:'''Dominic''': You can save the concerned son routine, Lex. I have everything under control.
:'''Lex''': The loyal lapdog sitting watch at his master's door, secretly hoping he doesn't make it?
:'''Dominic''': As I recall, you almost let him die once. Who's to say you didn't try to finish the job? God knows after yesterday, you'd have enough reason to want him dead.
:'''Lex''': You know what I find so amusing about you, Dominic, is that you actually believe my father is grooming you.
:'''Dominic''': It's unfortunate that they already have a suspect in custody. I can't think of a person with a better motive for killing your father than you.

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:'''Lionel''': If you were really ready to run LexCorp, there's no way I could have taken it from you. Look at this as an opportunity for us to work together again, father and son.
:'''Lex''': When I broke away from you, I swore I'd never be under your thumb again.
:'''Lionel''': It's my hope that you'll stay and rise to the challenge.
:'''Lex''': Your ego wouldn't allow it. I'll fight you on this and I'll win.
:'''Lionel''': You better have something stronger than words to back up those threats, son, because as of this moment you are just another employee.

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:'''Lex''': So now you're implying I pulled the trigger?
:'''Clark''': It's not like I haven't seen you shoot someone before.
:'''Lex''': Get out of here before you say something you really regret.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going anywhere. Not until I get some answers. Are you trying to frame my dad?
:'''Lex''': After all this time, I thought you knew me better than the average tabloid reader.
:'''Clark''': If you don't start trusting me with the truth, what else am I supposed to think?
:'''Lex''': Stay out of it, Clark.
:'''Clark''': My dad's life is at stake here!
:'''Lex''': So is my father's!

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:'''Clark''': You grow up with someone, you think you know them, but... I mean, darkness like that just doesn't come out of nowhere... I'm sorry about your company. What's gonna happen next?
:'''Lex''': My father thinks I'll go back to work for him.
:'''Clark''': Will you?
:'''Lex''': It's hard to imagine working for a man who can enrage four people to the point where any one of them had motive to kill him.
:'''Clark''': Even you.
:'''Lex''': You know that darkness you were talking about? I'm not sure we're born with it. I think people like my father find a way to bring it out.

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:'''Lex''': So you took an honest man and destroyed him. And by proxy, almost ruined Jonathan Kent. How does it feel, Dad, knowing you brought this on yourself?
:'''Lionel''': But I didn't, Lex. You did... engineering your ill-advised employee coup.
:'''Lex''': And you actually believe that?
:'''Lionel''': It's all right, son. I forgive you.

=== ''Rush'' ===

:'''Chloe''': My feelings for Clark are so ancient, they're... they're fossilized!

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:'''Chloe''': What are you?
:'''Clark''': Let's just say I'm not from around here.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Pete]'' You knew about this?
:'''Pete''': He's my brother... from another planet.

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:'''Chloe''': Can you fly?
:'''Clark''': Whoa, wait a minute. I may be an alien, but I'm not a cartoon.

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:'''Chloe''': ''[to Lex]'' You know, I always wondered. For a boy who has all the money in the world, you'd think he could afford a good toupee.

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:''[Pete knocks Clark unconscious with Kryptonite]''
:'''Chloe''': Whoa! How'd you do that?
:'''Pete''': Clark's Achilles' heel. He may be a boy scout, but I'm always prepared.

=== ''Prodigal'' ===

:'''Pete''': Working at the Talon... could you be any more obvious?
:'''Clark''': What happened to the Pete Ross rule of proximity? "If you wanna get in the game, you've gotta get on the court."
:'''Pete''': Clark, Lana would be your boss. She's going to take out all of her pent up frustrations of all the times you've ever let her down. You're not going to be in the game. You're going to be in the locker room cleaning the toilets.

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:'''Lucas''': ''[to Clark]'' So, you and Lex seem close.
:'''Pete''': What, are you kidding? They're like brothers.
:'''Clark''': So, Lucas, where did you grow up?
:'''Lucas''': All over.
:'''Pete''': Must be kind of weird not knowing your mom or your dad.
:'''Lucas''': No, not really. Parents always try to make you little versions of them selves. When you grow up without those constraints, you're allowed to become your own person.
:'''Clark''': It's an interesting theory. I don't think I buy it, though.
:'''Lucas''': All right. Let's take you and Lex, for example. If he were raised by your parents and you were raised by Lionel, you wouldn't grow up to be different people? Trust me, you'd be rich and miserable, and he'd be wearing flannel. But if you were left totally alone, abandoned by your parents, how do you think you'd turn out?

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:'''Lex''': I bet a lot of people are out looking for you. Like your friends from Edge City.
:'''Lucas''': Oh, wow, Lex, is that a threat?
:'''Lex''': You know, Lucas, the Luthor gene pool is a shark tank, and our father's just chummed the waters. Good Luck.

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:'''Clark''': I'm sorry that Lucas didn't turn out to be the brother you wanted.
:'''Lex''': Considering his father, I'm surprised he's still alive at all.
:'''Clark''': Where is Lucas now?
:'''Lex''': Safe. But I'm going to have some work to do to regain his trust.
:'''Clark''': You will. You're not your father.
:'''Lex''': Sometimes, Clark, we're all held hostage by the will of our fathers. The only difference is, your dad is a good man. All my father does is push people away.

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:'''Clark''': As long as I live, I don't think I'm ever going to understand your family.
:'''Lex''': Neither will I. Just remember, my father may try and rule the world, but yours will inherit the earth.

=== ''Fever'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Well, this is gonna make quite a story. "Clark Kent ends record-breaking perfect attendance streak." Sorry. I'm doing it again. I just... I've never seen you sick before, and it just got me thinking, you know? What if something did happen to you? And I never got to... ''[pause]'' So in yet another classic maneuver to avoid emotional intimacy, I wrote my feelings down so that I could read them to you, thereby eliminating embarrassing eye contact. ''[reading]'' "I want to let you in on a secret. I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this façade like I did at the Spring Formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and you'll run away again. So I decided that it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings." ''[stops]'' This is so much easier when you're unconscious... ''[continues reading]'' "My dad told me there are two types of girls. The ones you grow out of and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait."

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:'''Clark''': I offered Dad a bit of spot welding, but he said it'd only slow him down.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, as hard as it is for you to believe, even your abilities are no substitute for a three-quarter inch copper washer.

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:'''Clark''': Pete, are you sure the ship will be safe in your shed?
:'''Pete''': Yeah, we'll put it between the old Betamax and my dad's Pong game. Indiana Jones couldn't find it down there.

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:'''Jonathan''': Look, I need you to promise me that you won't tell anybody about this, and I mean anybody.
:'''Helen''': Mr. Kent, I take my doctor/patient confidentiality very seriously. But Clark needs proper care.
:'''Jonathan''': Doctor, Clark isn't exactly what you'd call a normal boy.
:'''Helen''': I need to get a blood sample.
:'''Jonathan''': Listen, Dr. Bryce, you can't do that.
:'''Helen''': Is this some sort of religious thing?
:'''Jonathan''': No, I mean literally, you can't do that.

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:'''Clark''': Is Chloe okay?
:'''Lana''': What happened to you really affected her. Me too. It was really hard seeing you sick. Guess I somehow always thought of you as invincible.
:'''Clark''': Now you think I'm just human.
:'''Lana''': I guess that's my way of saying that you mean a lot to me, Clark. And I know it's not very eloquent... but I guess some people are just better with words than others.

=== ''Rosetta'' ===

:'''Clark''': What is it?
:'''Swann''': It's a message from the stars, Clark. All my life, I've been staring out into space wondering. Wondering is anybody else out there? And then 13 years ago, I got an answer.
:'''Clark''': The day of the meteor shower.
:'''Swann''': One of my receiving stations picked up a faint signal. It took me years to decrypt it. And finally, I discovered a mathematical key that was built into the transmission.
:'''Clark''': Can you read it?
:'''Swann''': Yes. It says "This is Kal-El of Krypton. Our infant son, our last hope. Please protect him and deliver him from evil."

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:'''Swann''': I've always wondered what happened to that child, if he survived the journey, if he lived among us. And then three days ago, I saw the symbol for Hope burned onto the side of a barn in Smallville, and I found that the farmer and his wife had an adopted son.
:'''Clark''': So you think I'm Kal-El? I'm just Clark Kent.
:'''Swann''': No, no, I'm not trying to expose you, Clark. I'm just... I'm just seeking the truth.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry, Doctor. The truth is, I'm not who you think I am.
:'''Swann''': If you can live with that decision, so can I. But if you walk out that door, it'll never be open to you again.

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:'''Swann''': That's where Krypton was. I followed the signal's path billions of miles out into space. I was hoping to discover its origin but instead, I found nothing.
:'''Clark''': Planets just don't disappear. What do you think happened to it?
:'''Swann''': Oh, it could be any one of a million different scenarios. War, famine, disease. I mean, look at the world around us. Is it really that hard to believe?

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:'''Clark''': It's a message from my biological father. I'm sure I'm reading it wrong.
:'''Jonathan''': Why? What does it say?
:'''Clark''': ''[reading]'' "On this third planet from this star Sol, you will be a god among men. They are a flawed race. Rule them with strength, my son. That is where your greatness lies." I think I was sent here to conquer. What kind of planet am I from?

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark Kent, you're here to be a force for good, not a force of evil.
:'''Clark''': How can you be so sure?
:'''Jonathan''': Because I am your father. I raised you, and I know you better than anyone.

=== ''Visitor'' ===

:'''Chloe''': What are you doing to those poor citrus?
:'''Clark''': Well, apparently there's enough acid in them to act as a battery.
:'''Chloe''': How very "Survivor" of you. What are you going to call it? A Clockwork Orange?
:'''Pete''': Don't you wish you were the first one to say that?

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:'''Clark''': It's like Cyrus is in his own world. He takes teenage alienation to a whole new level.
:'''Lana''': Well, we all have our ways of escaping from our lives. I ride, Chloe writes, and you... you do incredibly strenuous farm chores by yourself.
:'''Clark''': Well, I guess you know my deepest and darkest secret now.

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:'''Clark''': You don't think he's really an alien, do you?
:'''Chloe''': No. But wouldn't it be awesome if he was, though?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, it'd be the story of the century, wouldn't it?
:'''Chloe''': This isn't about Pulitzers, Clark. I mean, can you imagine being from another planet? The experiences you could share?
:'''Clark''': It wouldn't freak you out?
:'''Chloe''': Compared to most people, I think aliens would be a step up.

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:'''Lex''': I never figured you for having an identity crisis, Clark.
:'''Clark''': It's for a friend.
:'''Lex''': Haven't heard that one before. What's your friend's problem? Napoleon or Messiah complex?
:'''Clark''': Actually he thinks he's an alien.
:'''Lex''': So that proves he isn't... come on, Clark, if you were really an alien would you go around telling people about it?
:'''Clark''': Probably not.
:'''Lex''': Let me guess. Your friend, he's a little odd. Spends a lot of time alone, thinks no one understands him. I just described myself in high school. It's a classic outsider profile. I'd say he's just trying to get attention. You believe there are aliens among us, Clark?

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:'''Chloe''': Trust me. This kid is more David Blaine than he is Wall of Weird.
:'''Clark''': All right, well, that still doesn't explain how he cured Tyson.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I haven't figured that one out yet. But I'd be willing to bet that he faked that one too somehow.
:'''Clark''': No, I was there. It was real.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, well, I'm not discounting the possibility that he may have some magic healing power. But if he does, it's probably byproduct of meteorite poisoning. He is no more extraterrestrial than you are.

=== ''Precipice'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': Sheriff, we know our son and Clark would never deliberately hurt anybody. I'm sure whatever he did, he did it 'cause he thought he had to.
:'''Sheriff Adams''': By throwing another young man across my police car? I ran a complete check on your son, Mr. Kent. He's been at more crime scenes than [[w:Eliot Ness|Eliot Ness]].
:'''Martha''': If Clark's been involved with police business, it's only because he was trying to help people.
:'''Sheriff Adams''': Or maybe he's got some kind of hero complex? I mean, even heroes got to play by the rules.

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:'''Pete''': Clark Kent, convict.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I know, when do you get fit for that orange jump suit? Or is it one size fits all?
:'''Clark''': Forty hours of community service is not funny... it's an orange vest.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, no! It's gonna clash with the plaid!
:'''Pete''': Welcome to Smallville, where you stop the crime, you do the time.
:'''Adams''': Very pithy. Maybe I should use that as my campaign slogan?

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:'''Lex''': Lana, I know what it's like to feel vulnerable.
:'''Lana''': You?
:'''Lex''': Trust me. Eccentric bald kids sit pretty low on the prep school totem pole.

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:'''Jonathan''': You did throw him into that car, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Maybe this is where it all starts. Remember what it said in the spaceship? "They're a flawed race. Rule them with strength."
:'''Jonathan''': Son, I got into a lot of fights when I was your age too, believe me. But, Clark, these are not alien feelings. What you have to remember under these circumstances is that there are consequences.
:'''Martha''': Your father's right. You don't make decisions in a split second that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, it's true. We are a flawed race, sure. But we're a flawed race that raised you. You're a lot more human than you think.

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:'''Lana''': Lex has a way of bringing out a side of me that's both scary and liberating at the same time.
:'''Clark''': Well, you know the first rule of self defense is to avoid conflict.
:'''Lana''': Relax, Clark, I'm not about to go prowling the night fighting crime. I'll leave that to the expert.
:'''Clark''': Well, you can trust me, there's no future in fighting crime unless you enjoy being sued.

=== ''Witness'' ===

:'''Clark''': My article about the debate team. Oh, Chloe, I'm really sorry. I'll give it to you first thing tomorrow morning.
:'''Chloe''': Well, unfortunately Clark, I needed it tonight. To fill in the hole, I had to blow up the lunch menu to a 60-point type. I'm sure the student body is going to find that fascinating.

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:'''Henry Small''': I guess some small part of me is still getting used to all this.
:'''Lana''': What, dropping by for a casual visit with your daughter?
:'''Henry Small''': No, entering a business co-owned by a Luthor without an injunction in my hand.

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:'''Clark''': What are you doing out of jail?
:'''Eric''': Seems I've got friends in higher places that I didn't even know about. And suddenly, you're not so anonymous.
:'''Clark''': I'll testify, if that's what it takes to put you away.
:'''Eric''': Oh no, I'd think about that Kent. I mean, I know you're unbreakable, but people that you care about aren't. I'd sure hate to think something happened to those wholesome parents of yours.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, look around. Look at what they did to this place. You said yourself I can't protect you. You have to think of Mom. You have to think about the baby.
:'''Jonathan''': I am thinking about Mom. I am thinking about the baby. I'm also thinking about you.
:'''Clark''': Dad, please! Please.
:'''Jonathan''': All right, I'll take your mother to a doctor in Metropolis, and maybe stay with your grandfather for a couple days. Son, I'd feel a whole hell of a lot better if you'd agree to come with us.
:'''Clark''': I can't.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, I'm not going to stand here and ask you to do nothing because you and I both know that I would not do nothing. But I want you to remember something son. They have your strength, but they don't have any of your other abilities. You make sure you give yourself a fighting chance.

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:'''Chloe''': I don't understand why the most powerful man in the city is interested in helping me.
:'''Lionel''': We're after the same thing, Miss Sullivan... the truth. You know, journalists are the midwives of history. Perhaps, with my help, we could make history together.

=== ''Accelerate'' ===

:'''Clark''': If this is the mysterious Lana, I like it. What is this all about?
:'''Lana''': Us, kind of. I just wanted to thank you for yesterday. There were a few minutes there when I really thought I might be losing it. But, you never doubted me. Not for a second. You always believe in me. Thanks a lot.
:'''Clark''': Lana, what is this all about?
:'''Lana''': It's just that sometimes I feel like you've created this perfect picture of who I am.
:'''Clark''': That's what I see.
:'''Lana''': This might sound silly... but I have this fear that-- that one day you'll finally get a good look at me and... I'm going to disappoint you. That you'll see that I'm not as strong or as good as you think I am. And I'm afraid that it'll change the way you feel about me.
:'''Clark''': Nothing could ever do that.

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:'''Lionel''': I wanted to give you my gift in person, since it's obvious by now that I won't be receiving a wedding invitation.
:'''Lex''': You offered the woman I love a hundred thousand dollars to leave me.
:'''Lionel''': I did you a favor, Lex. That was the ultimate test of loyalty and she passed with flying colors. You should be thanking me.
:'''Lex''': Well, my thank you note must be lost in the mail along with your invitation.

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:'''Pete''': Clark, couldn't the bone yard visit have waited till after the rain stopped?
:'''Clark''': It's the only way to disprove the zombie theory.
:'''Pete''': Yeah. Well, if this Emily girl really is a ghost I really don't think she'd appreciate you scoping out her coffin.

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:'''Lionel''': I like to think that I treat everyone at LuthorCorp as part of the family.
:'''Lex''': Well, that would explain the lack of loyalty.

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:'''Lionel''': All right, Lex, what's the crisis? One minute you want nothing to do with me and then I'm inundated with urgent messages.
:'''Lex''': How does it feel to play God, Dad?

=== ''Calling'' ===

:'''Clark''': I've been looking through every book from [[Socrates]] to [[William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] trying find some who could put into words the way Lex and Helen feel about each other. But what I realize is, there are no words for it, that when you have it, you trust it, and you believe in it, take a chance on it, you're willing to sacrifice anything to keep it, no matter what the cost.

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:'''Lana''': If you knew that Lex was keeping secrets from you, but he was being truthful about the important things like, um, like the way he feels about you...would that be enough?
:'''Helen''': I guess you have to decide. Is the part of themselves they're willing to share with you better than not having them in your life at all?

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:'''Lana''': Okay. I know it's not your birthday for another seven minutes, but I wanted to surprise you.
:'''Clark''': You did.
:'''Lana''': I get the feeling it's not in a good way.
:'''Clark''': It's just it's not really my birthday. It's just some date that my parents picked off the calendar for the adoption papers.
:'''Lana''': Maybe some of us want to celebrate the day you came into our lives.
:'''Clark''': I never thought of it that way.

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:'''Lionel''': The wall, Doctor. What does it say?
:'''Walden''': "The last son will rule the planet." Don't you see? It's Clark Kent!
:'''Lex''': I think that's a pretty big leap.
:'''Walden''': No! I've never seen more clearly in my life. I know exactly what has to be done.
:'''Lionel''': What is that, Doctor?
:'''Walden''': We have to kill Clark Kent, before he destroys us all.

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:'''Clark''': I'm going to rule the world? He's obviously nuts.
:'''Lex''': Of course he is. Unfortunately my father was there. He heard the whole thing.
:'''Clark''': But he didn't believe him, did he?
:'''Lex''': He quoted one of his favorite Elizabethan poets. "'Twixt truth and madness lies but a sliver of a stream." He's not just gonna let this drop. I thought I'd warn you.

=== ''Exodus'' ===

:'''Jor-el''': I am Jor-El, your father.
:'''Clark''': I thought you died!
:'''Jor-El''': I am his memory, his will. I am to fulfill his promise and guide you all the days of your life. You are the last son of Krypton. When you traveled through the cosmos, you carried the hopes and dreams of your people. They now live through you, Kal-El. It is time.
:'''Clark''': Time for what?
:'''Jor-El''': Time to accept your destiny.
:'''Clark''': I don't know what you have in mind for me, but I--
:'''Jor-El''': By the setting of the sun Sol, you will return to me. Your destiny will be fulfilled. Your thoughts are not a mystery to me, Kal-El. These people have served their purpose. It is time to leave them.
:'''Clark''': Please! Everything and everyone I love is here! In Smallville!
:'''Jor-El''': You must let go of your past. I will guide you to your future.
:'''Clark''': No, I don't want your guidance! I want to create my own future!
:'''Jor-El''': You have no choice, Kal-El.

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:'''Martha''': Whatever your biological father may have had in mind for you, they're his hopes and dreams, not yours.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you choose your own destiny. Nobody can decide that for you, son.
:'''Clark''': This is my home. And you're my parents. It's where I belong, and I'm not going anywhere

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:'''Jor-El''': You will obey me, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': You're not my father. I won't let you control me.
:'''Jor-El''': You cannot fight it, Kal-El. At the zenith of the star Sol, you will begin your journey. If you do not, you will hurt the ones you love most.

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:'''Chloe''': You were right about Clark. He wasn't who I thought he was. I'm surprised I hadn't noticed earlier. So much for my crack journalistic instinct.
:'''Lionel''': No, no, love has a way of blinding even the sharpest minds. We don't look because we don't want to see. But once love has been stripped away, then we see the real person clearly. They're revealed to us with all their flaws, their foibles, and their secrets.

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:'''Clark''': Come with me.
:'''Lana''': Smallville's my home. It's your home too.
:'''Clark''': Not anymore.

== Season 3 ==

=== ''Exile'' ===

:'''Morgan Edge''': You've made quite a reputation for yourself. I set up this test so I could see with my own eyes if you were man or myth. And clearly, you're both.
:'''Clark''': Well, I'm glad I could clear it up for you... Mr. Edge.
:'''Edge''': I'd like to talk about a job opportunity.
:'''Clark''': Thanks. But I'm really not looking for work right now. I like to fly solo.
:'''Edge''': No matter how many bullets bounce off you, Kal, you're still a kid, and I'm the biggest crime boss in Metropolis.
:'''Clark''': Well, I would think you could afford better help.
:'''Edge''': That's why we're talking. I got this one job. It'll make you Midas rich. So when you are tired of playing the little league, you know where to find me.

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:'''Lex''': You killed your father.
:'''Louis''': Yeah, it was inevitable. I had to do it. Only one of us could survive. See, back there, he was a rich and powerful guy. He was always criticizing me, never thinking I was good enough. And it just kept chipping away, chipping away till there was nothing left... I thought you and I were kindred spirits.
:'''Lex''': No, Louis. You're a psychopath.
:'''Louis''': Well, there's one in all of us. I just let mine out.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, it's me.
:'''Clark''': Jonathan. How's the farm?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your mother and I love you very much and we want you to come home.
:'''Clark''': Is that right? Hey, what about not dwelling on the past and making a fresh new start? Come on, you can admit it. You're happier I'm gone.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, that's not true.
:'''Clark''': I'm not your son! And you're not my parents, you never have been! You never will be!
:'''Lana''': Clark, what is the matter with you? Your parents love you! I love you.
:'''Clark''': Do you always betray the people you love?

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:'''Edge''': I need you to break into a secure building. The office on the 60th floor has a very valuable package. It's in a titanium-reinforced steel safe. Not a job for mere mortals.
:'''Clark''': Sounds like easy money.
:'''Edge''': I haven't told you where you're going yet.
:'''Clark''': ''[reads a card]'' LuthorCorp Plaza. You want me to break into Lionel Luthor's office?
:'''Edge''': Will that be a problem?
:'''Clark''': No. It'll be my pleasure.

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:'''Jonathan''': Hello, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Jonathan Kent. Isn't it a little past your bedtime? How'd you find me?
:'''Jonathan''': Your biological father.
:'''Clark''': You two are working together now, huh? That's cute. But I didn't listen to him and I'm certainly not gonna listen to you.

=== ''Phoenix'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': You don't realize how dangerous you are when you're wearing that ring!
:'''Clark''': It's not the ring. I was born that way. You just can't accept it.
:''[Jonathan sees the Kryptonian symbol burned on Clarks chest]''
:'''Jonathan''': What in the hell did Jor-El do to you, Clark?
:'''Clark''': He made sure I'd never forget who my real father is.

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:'''Lana''': You warned me there were things about you that I wouldn't understand. I guess I just didn't want to believe it.
:'''Clark''': I was protecting you.
:'''Lana''': From what? That's the part I can't figure out because, Clark, the only thing that keeps hurting me is you.

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:'''Lex''': It's ironic. In the most remote solitude I still managed to find an enemy. I suppose I was just hallucinating from malaria, but the enemy I found was real. I got a good look at myself, or at least the part I've always tried to ignore.
:'''Clark''': Lex, I guess we all got to take a look at our dark side sooner or later.
:'''Lex''': The problem is if you stare at it long enough, it can get hard to tell the two sides apart.

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:'''Lana''': How could you let everyone worry like that?
:'''Chloe''': Because the more pressure I put on him, the more he pulled away. I mean, you saw him, Lana. He wasn't exactly the charming flannel king we all know and love. It was like he was a...
:'''Lana''': A different person.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah. Let's face it, Lana. Clark has more issues than "Rolling Stone."

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:'''Jonathan''': We can't accept this.
:'''Lex''': There's nothing to accept but my gratitude. After the plane went down, I made my way into one of the broken wings. This compass, your wedding present, guided me to safe harbor. The least I can do is help you keep your farm.
:'''Jonathan''': We will find a way to pay you back.
:'''Lex''': I'm not worried about that, Mr. Kent. If it's not too presumptuous, I hope you'll just consider me part of the family.

=== ''Extinction'' ===

:'''Clark''': Look, I know this is gonna sound bizarre, but this kid Van, he's convinced that the meteor rocks in Smallville have altered certain people.
:'''Lex''': What do you mean by altered?
:'''Clark''': He thinks they've developed different abilities than the rest of us, and he's hunting them. Lex, he had a hit list. They found it in his cabin, and you're on it.
:'''Lex''': Clark, the only abilities I have are playing the market and falling for the wrong women.

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:'''Lex''': I wouldn't worry about it, Dad. I'm insured now.
:'''Lionel''': Not yet. There's some difficulty getting you underwritten by Lloyd's of London.
:'''Lex''': On what grounds?
:'''Lionel''': Your tendency to attract near-death experiences has made you too great a liability.
:'''Lex''': I would think surviving would count for something.

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:'''Lana''': Clark, I really thought I was going to die.
:'''Clark''': You've been through worse.
:'''Lana''': Because you've been there to protect me, but I knew you weren't coming this time, so when Van showed up I guess I was just relieved that there were others like you out there.
:'''Clark''': He's not like me. You have to see him for what he is. He's a killer. Lana, it's okay to be mad at people who try to hurt you, but it's not fair to take it out on everyone who's been affected by the meteors. It's not their fault. No one asks to be different.
:'''Lana''': Life would just be so much better for everybody if the meteor shower never happened.

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:'''Lex''': How many times have I come face to face with death and walked away without a scratch? I've practically lost count.
:'''Clark''': Weirder things have happened.
:'''Lex''': All this time I thought the reason I survived that Porsche accident was because of you, Clark. Now I'm not so sure. See, I've always tried to explain everything by looking outside myself. But maybe the truth lies inside my own physiology. Maybe I am a freak.

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:'''Lana''': What I don't understand is you're willing to walk into bullets for me, but you won't share what's going on inside. Clark, if you don't open up to the people that love you, you'll always be alone. I can't believe you want to spend your life like that.
:'''Clark''': I may not have a choice.
:'''Lana''': You always have a choice.

=== ''Slumber'' ===

:'''Clark''': Pete, did you see that guy?
:'''Pete''': What guy?
:'''Clark''': How could you miss him? He had a big red cape on!

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:'''Lex''': Interesting theory, Clark.
:'''Clark''': I know it sounds crazy, but that's what happened.
:'''Lex''': Now you're saving people in your dreams, too. I bet a shrink would have a field day with that scenario.

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:'''Lex''': Legend has it this sword was forged in the fires of Mount Fuji. The blade can cut through anything. The Katai never took it into battle. They never had to, till the day the strongest Katai turned on his own. One by one, the Katai fell at his hand. Nothing left to lose, the last of the Katai lunged at the warrior with this sword. The blade cut him clean in two. But when the warrior's armor fell away, the Katai saw he wasn't even human.
:''[Lex strikes Clark with the sword, shattering it]''
:'''Lex''': Just like you, Clark. See, I've always been honest with you. But it turns out you've been lying to me from the first day I laid eyes on you.
:'''Clark''': No, Lex, I can explain!
:'''Lex''': It's too late! The irony is all you had to do was come to me, Clark. I was your friend. I would've protected your secret. I would've protected you. But I couldn't be trusted because I'm a Luthor.
:'''Clark''': No, that's not it!
:'''Lex''': I don't care! I'm going to dedicate myself to ensuring the whole world knows who Clark Kent really is. Life as you know it is over.

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:'''Lana''': Well, it's been like an oven outside, so I was thinking we could go swimming at Crater Lake.
:'''Clark''': Yeah... I really don't think skinny-dipping is a good idea.
:'''Lana''': Who said anything about skinny-dipping? Maybe in your dreams, Clark.

=== ''Perry'' ===

:'''Clark''': According to NASA the sun took a direct hit from a comet today, causing one of the biggest solar flares ever to be recorded.
:'''Martha''': Oh, you sound intrigued.
:'''Clark''': Actually it's a relief to be researching a cosmic disaster that has nothing to do with me.

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:'''White''': I finally found my story.
:'''Clark''': For some insane reason, it's me. Chloe told me. I don't think it's funny.
:'''White''': Oh, it's not a joke, Clark. I got the facts to back it up.
:'''Clark''': What kind of facts are those?
:'''White''': The accident, the power lines, your magical appearance as your family tractor drops out of the sky.
:'''Clark''': I explained that.
:'''White''': "It fell off a truck." That's not an explanation, that's a punch line. I spent the morning combing through police records and newspaper stories. You're Johnny on the Spot, Clark. You're Smallville's own hero on deck.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Mr. White, there's nothing special about me.
:'''White''': Oh, that's where you're wrong, kid. So far I got you pegged as really strong and shock-resistant. The question is, what other tricks have you got up your sleeve?

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:'''Clark''': Mr. White, don't do this.
:'''White''': See, the way I figure it, you're strong, you're shockproof, you're incredibly fast. Plus you're cursed with this hero complex.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, why don't you come back down on the deck and we'll talk about that.
:'''White''': No. Not till I have my story.
:'''Clark''': Wait, Mr. White? Look, you're wrong about me.
:'''White''': I'm betting you'll save me, Clark.

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:'''White''': Thanks again for the ride.
:'''Clark''': It's the only way I could be sure you'd get on the bus.
:'''White''': You really are kind of a freak, you know that?
:'''Clark''': Mr. White...
:'''White''': I'm serious. You try to help people, even fools like me, and you never ask for anything in return. When I saw your face up there after it was all over, I suddenly realized I was about to tear down a good person. I just couldn't believe there was actually anyone like you out there.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Mr. White, I'm not that good.

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:'''Clark''': Something tells me the world hasn't seen the last of Perry White.
:'''White''': Something tells me you're right. Rumor has it I still have a friend or two on the Daily Planet. Oh, by the way, I went over a couple more of your Torch stories.
:'''Clark''': And?
:'''White''': Well, they're rough, and half the time you buried the lead, but I see a glimmer of hope. If you ever make it to Metropolis, look me up. I owe you one.

=== ''Relic'' ===

:'''Lana''': Why would he lie to me? It's not like he's gonna get the last 40 years of his life back.
:'''Clark''': Lana, convicted murderers spend half their day trying to convince people they're innocent.
:'''Lana''': Clark, that drawing looks exactly like you. So unless Dexter could've predicted the future, there's a pretty good chance that drifter was real. It could've been your grandfather. Even your father.
:'''Clark''': That's impossible.
:'''Lana''': Why? You must've come from somewhere. It's not like you just fell out of the sky.

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:'''Clark''': Since when can you take police records out of City Hall?
:'''Chloe''': Since I caught the clerk and his girlfriend playing cops and robbers while on the job.

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:'''Lex''': So you took the liberty of rewriting our family history?
:'''Lionel''': That's right. Why should I have to pay for the sins of my father?
:'''Lex''': Sounds familiar.

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:'''Joe''': When I said I wasn't from here, I wasn't talking about Smallville. Where I'm from we have colors that you've never seen. Our moons are so close they fill up half the sky. We have sunsets that last for hours.

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:'''Clark''': I think Jor-El was sent here as some kind of rite of passage. Grandpa Kent was down here too. He told Joe that if there was anything he needed...
:'''Jonathan''': What is it, Clark?
:'''Clark''': I don't think you and Mom found me by accident... I think you were chosen.

=== ''Magnetic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': The American version of closure. You can only get over your grief when you figure out how to merchandise your tragedy.

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:'''Jonathan''': Oh, something must be wrong if he stuck his head in the refrigerator and didn't eat the last piece of cherry pie.
:'''Clark''': It's nothing. It's just Lana. Seth Nelson asked her out.
:'''Martha''': What did she say?
:'''Clark''': She said yes so fast it gave me whiplash.
:'''Jonathan''': Look, Clark, jealousy is a tough emotion.
:'''Clark''': Dad, I'm not jealous!
:'''Jonathan''': Ah...
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe a little bit.

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:'''Chloe''': Finally. I didn't think you were gonna show. Not that Clark Kent ever operates on the same speed as the rest of the world.

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:'''Chloe''': You're a Luthor, so it's a given that you're unscrupulous, but I really thought that petty larceny was beneath you, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Can you be a little more specific with the charge?
:'''Chloe''': I caught some creep in my office trying steal one of my computers. I figured either you or your father hired him.
:'''Lex''': But you're accusing me.
:'''Chloe''': You're what they euphemistically call the lesser of two evils.
:'''Lex''': I admire your take-charge attitude. Barging in here and accusing me took guts... or sheer stupidity.

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:'''Chloe''': How did he die?
:'''Lex''': Natural causes. Apparently his heart just gave out.
:'''Chloe''': And you believe that?
:'''Lex''': Given what he was looking into, I doubt there was anything natural about his death.
:'''Chloe''': How do I know you're not just playing me here?
:'''Lex''': ''[sarcastic]'' You're right, Chloe. I could be. I often bring high school girls to the morgue to show them what happens when trained professionals cross my father.
:'''Chloe''': Well, there's nothing in my files worth killing for.
:'''Lex''': We've got a corpse here that says you're wrong.

=== ''Shattered'' ===

:'''Lionel''': How did you get in here, Lex?
:'''Lex''': Well, when people think you're insane and you're holding a rifle to their head, they, uh, tend to do what you ask.

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:'''Lex''': You know what disappoints me, Dad?
:'''Lionel''': All right, tell me.
:'''Lex''': You hired pros to kill me. You always taught me, "If you want something done right, son, do it yourself!"

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:'''Edge''': If we'd done it my way, you'd be dead by now.
:'''Lex''': What are you talking about?
:'''Edge''': You really believe you could have escaped if I wanted to kill you? It was your father's idea to make you look crazy instead.
:'''Lex''': You're lying!
:'''Edge''': It's true, Lex. Lionel's gone soft in his old age. He was willing to lose his parents, but he said he couldn't bear to lose another child.

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:'''Clark''': Thank you.
:'''Lex''': Don't thank me, Clark. You're part of this. I have to kill you too.

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:'''Lionel''': You know, I was never quite sure which of them was more out of touch with reality--Don Quixote, jousting with imaginary enemies, or his loyal lackey Sancho Panza, indulging his master's fantasies in spite of the danger to everyone else.

=== ''Asylum'' ===

:'''Adam''': I think you're getting off way too easily.
:'''Lana''': Excuse me?
:'''Adam''': You have to learn to push through the pain. If we all sat down every time it hurt, this country never would've been built.
:'''Lana''': Well, I doubt the founding fathers broke their legs in four places.
:'''Adam''': What happened, bad pileup at cheerleading practice?

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:'''Lionel''': When your attempt to escape failed, you sabotaged my efforts to have you released, to be cared for at home.
:'''Lex''': But I told you. I'm cured. A cured patient doesn't belong in a hospital.
:'''Lionel''': Oh, it's painful to see you like this. You know I have your best interest at heart, don't you?
:'''Lex''': The only interest you have... is staying out of prison. I'm not insane, and you know it.
:'''Lionel''': It's sad to see a man who's lost his mind. But it's tragic when he's convinced himself that he's sane.

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:'''Clark''': How is Lana?
:'''Chloe''': It's been really tough. She could use some moral support.
:'''Clark''': I sent her a card.
:'''Chloe''': Nothing says "I love you" more than a $1.50 piece of cardboard.

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:'''Pete''': Clark, he knows your secret.
:'''Clark''': I can't let him turn Lex into a vegetable just for that.
:'''Pete''': You can't trust him.
:'''Clark''': And you've never given him a chance.
:'''Pete''': And you give him too many. You think it's easy keeping a lid on your secret? I've got to think about it every time we're around other people to make sure I don't slip. I've got to remember to say "meteor rock" instead of "kryptonite." And I always got to cover your unexplained exits.
:'''Clark''': Pete, I'm sorry. You've never said anything.
:'''Pete''': Clark, that's not the point. The point is that I got your back. But Lex won't.

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:'''Eric''': Welcome back to being normal, Clark. Kind of sucks, doesn't it?

=== ''Whisper'' ===

:'''Lana''': One thing I learned from my accident is that you can't go through something like this alone.
:'''Clark''': Lana, just because I'm blind doesn't mean the issues between us have disappeared. This doesn't change anything.
:'''Lana''': I was just offering a helping hand, Clark. But I won't make that mistake again.
:'''Pete''': Whoever said absence makes the heart grow fonder obviously hasn't met the two of you.

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:'''Chloe''': Believe it or not, Clark, I was trying to help you.
:'''Clark''': Oh, by spying on me.
:'''Chloe''': No, by just trying to understand why he's so intrigued with you.
:'''Clark''': And if the Torch got a few new computers and you made a name for yourself at the Daily Planet, that was okay too. For all the times you accused me of keeping secrets, how could you do this to me?!
:'''Chloe''': He just... he caught me at an especially bad time. And I caved. I've been trying to get out of it ever since, but when people like Lionel Luthor have you, they don't want to let go. You know, I thought that you out of all people would understand making a stupid decision in a moment of weakness. But I guess I was wrong.

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:'''Pete''': Clark. Your parents are ready to start gluing your picture to milk cartons. How'd you get out here, anyhow?
:'''Clark''': I walked. Turns out I do know every inch of this farm. I really didn't mean to scare them, but I couldn't take all the noise.
:'''Pete''': So your mega-hearing thing's back.
:'''Clark''': Suddenly I'm the ultimate eavesdropper.

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:'''Pete''': You know, what can I say? Chicks dig a hero.
:'''Clark''': Uh-huh.
:'''Pete''': Hope you don't mind I'm bending the truth a little bit.
:'''Clark''': Pete, look who you're talking to. The master truth-bender.

=== ''Delete'' ===

:'''Clark''': You're not the same person you used to be.
:'''Chloe''': Kind of like if I moved to Metropolis and became a motorcycle-riding party animal and told you to get out of my life. Kind of like that, right?

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:'''Chloe''': Well, I obviously didn't know what I was getting myself into. Just seems to be a nasty habit that I've picked up lately.

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:'''Lex''': I'm starting to get a complex. It seems all the women I find even remotely appealing turn out to be psychopaths.
:'''Molly''': Birds of a feather.

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:'''Molly''': You don't understand. You don't know what it's like to be so different, to see things other kids can't see, to feel and to think about things they can't even imagine.
:'''Clark''': Molly, Garner's not helping you.
:'''Molly''': He made me feel normal, and I never thought that could happen. Now, if someone gave you that chance, wouldn't you protect them, too?

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:'''Lana''': Freaky Ninja Girls and all!

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:'''Lana''': What do you think?
:'''Adam''': I think Norman Bates would be right at home here.

=== ''Hereafter'' ===

:'''Jordan''': I had a vision of you too when you grabbed me in the hallway.
:'''Clark''': What do you mean? What'd you see?
:'''Jordan''': Like you don't have an end like other people. It's like you live forever.

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:'''Lana''': Jordan, I brought your homework.
:'''Clark''': ''[to Jordan]'' Why do I get the feeling you've replaced me as your mentor?
:'''Lana''': I've offered to help Jordan get back on his feet, and he is going to help me become faster on mine.
:'''Clark''': I think you're getting the hang of this high school thing.

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:'''Martha''': You're awfully quiet today.
:'''Clark''': Having someone tell you you can change destiny is a lot to handle.

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:'''Martha''': Clark, what's this really about?
:'''Clark''': I'm just wondering if that's why I was really sent here. To change destiny. What if I make a wrong choice and I'm not there to make it right?
:'''Martha''': It's a huge responsibility. You have to concentrate on the good that you do. Think of all the people you've saved. Your dad and me and Lex. He's turned out to be a really good friend. Sweetheart, you just have to do the best you can. You can't save everybody.

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:'''Lex''': They say music hath charms to sooth the savage breast.
:'''Adam''': Don't count on it.

=== ''Velocity'' ===

:'''Pete''': I'm okay at hoops. I'm a decent photographer. But you saw that crowd last night. You heard them chanting my name. And for once in my life, I finally get to feel what you feel like every single day. I get to feel special.
:'''Clark''': Pete, I'm not special. I'm different.
:'''Pete''': Clark, who do you think you're kidding? You can do things that I could never even dream of. And ever since we were kids, even before I knew your secret, I've always been walking in your shadow.
:'''Clark''': Pete, that's not true.
:'''Pete''': Clark, don't get me wrong. It's not a bad place to be. But I'm growing up. I'm realizing that I got my own talents.

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:'''Clark''': Everything's taken care of. What you need to concentrate on is feeling better and your checkers strategy, not necessarily in that order.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you've been here every night. Why don't you go out with your friends, have some fun.
:'''Clark''': Why would I go out with my friends when I can beat my dad at checkers?

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:'''Adams''': Good work, Mr. Kent. It only took eight deputies and four cruisers to discover that that barn was as clean as my grandma's pantry.
:'''Clark''': That couldn't be. I saw those license plates.
:'''Adams''': The only plates in that barn were the ones in the kitchen sink. And none of the cars in there had VIN numbers even remotely similar to the ones you gave me.
:'''Clark''': Sheriff, that's impossible.
:'''Adams''': As usual, Mr. Kent, your information is about as accurate as the local weatherman. But I'm cutting you some slack this time because I've had my eye on Jason Dante for a while now, and he is one slippery fish. Next time you say there's a storm a-brewing, Mr. Kent, I better see some rain.

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:'''Clark''': Lex, you've done so much already, but I need a big favor.
:'''Lex''': Name it.
:'''Clark''': I need $20,000 dollars, cash.
:'''Lex''': You're right. That is big. You mind telling me what it's for?
:'''Clark''': My friend got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now they're making him pay for it.
:'''Lex''': Is this the old proverbial friend who happens to be you?

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:'''Jonathan''': In the world, things aren't always black and white. Sometimes you gotta wander out into the gray areas and do what you think is best.

=== ''Obsession'' ===

:'''Lionel''': ''[to a class]'' Now, you're all here to learn something about business. The most important element in anything to do with economic theory is the individual. Yes, you. Traditional rules, supply and demand--they're secondary. But to rise above those rules, to know when to break them, requires absolute personal commitment. I consider it a prerequisite for success.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark, quietly]'' And I consider it despicable, immoral, and possibly illegal.

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:'''Chloe''': What do you say we make a break for the fire escape?
:'''Clark''': I could crawl down all 39 stories if this fieldtrip didn't count toward our final grade.
:'''Chloe''': Welcome to the Lionel Luthor exhibit. Next floor: Victims, sycophants, and hatchet men.

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:'''Clark''': She's gone.
:'''Jonathan''': What did she do, Clark, climb out the window?
:'''Clark''': Actually, she teleported.
:'''Jonathan''': You're gonna have to run that by me one more time.

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:'''Clark''': I just think that maybe we need to set some boundaries. You know, maybe some limitations.
:'''Alicia''': We're special, Clark. People like us don't need boundaries and limitations.

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:'''Lex''': You go on one date with this girl, and already she's sneaking into your bedroom, putting sexy pictures of herself in your locker, and practically asking your parents to book the wedding chapel. What's your secret, Clark?

=== ''Resurrection'' ===

:'''Clark''': You know, I always thought of my dad as a man of steel. I guess I was wrong.

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:'''Lex''': My father's been strangely stubborn about liquidating that property. Every market indicator says to sell, but he insists the neighborhood's about to be revitalized.
:'''Chloe''': The only thing being revitalized in that neighborhood is the graffiti.

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:'''Lex''': Chloe, I think I should take it from here.
:'''Chloe''': Lex, I'm perfectly capable--
:'''Lex''': This has nothing to do with your capability. I'm worried about your safety. When my father's involved with covert research, people tend to get hurt.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, when that serum got close to the kryptonite bomb, it reacted the same way as my blood.
:'''Martha''': So you're saying the serum...
:'''Clark''': I know. It sounds crazy, but I think that Lionel Luthor has found a way to use my blood to bring people back to life. If my blood can save lives, maybe I should come forward. What if there's something inside me that can repair dad's heart permanently?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your mother and I both know that you are gonna save a lot of lives in this world, even more than you have any idea.
:'''Clark''': The only life I'm interested in saving is yours.
:'''Jonathan''': You do. You save my life every day that you're with us. And we wouldn't trade that for a single moment without you.

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:'''Lana''': I should've said something about Adam sooner. I feel so guilty.
:'''Clark''': None of this was your fault.
:'''Lana''': Still, I let him threaten me into silence.
:'''Clark''': Because you knew it would put people in danger. I understand keeping secrets for that reason.

=== ''Crisis'' ===

:'''Clark''': Pete, I think it's great that you spend so much time volunteering here.
:'''Pete''': Well, someone's always been there for me when I've been in trouble. Seems like a good way to give something back.
:'''Pretty Girl''': ''[flirty]'' Hi, Pete.
:'''Clark''': And to hone your sensitive guy skills.

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:'''Clark''': We think it's some sort of a prank, Sheriff.
:'''Adams''': You know, usually these situations originate a little closer to home than you'd expect. Any reason you might want to goose these boys with a little crank call, Miss Lang?
:'''Clark''': Lana didn't have anything to do with this.
:'''Adams''': You know, unless Miss Lang has grown several inches and developed an affinity for plaid, this would be a good time for you to pipe down.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, how did you hear that?
:'''Clark''': I guess I missed too many [[w:Linkin Park|Linkin Park]] concerts.

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:'''Lex''': Tell the cops to drop the charges and give me immunity, and I'll give you the biggest arrest of your career.
:'''FBI Agent''': What are we talking about?
:'''Lex''': I'll help you bring down my father.

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:'''Lana''': Clark, there's still something I don't understand. How did you get from the hotline to the storage unit in a split second?
:'''Clark''': It took me more than a few seconds... maybe it had something to do with the weird time anomaly. You know, there's something that I don't understand either. Why did you call the hotline instead of the police?
:'''Lana''': Because I knew you'd be there.

=== ''Legacy'' ===

:'''Lex''': You know, Dad, they say mental illness is hereditary. I'm willing to accept my break with reality. Are you?
:'''Lionel''': Oh, Lex, men of vision have so often been mocked. Galileo knew it was the earth that orbited the sun, and he was sentenced to death for that discovery.
:'''Lex''': Where's the Inquisition when you need it?

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:'''Jonathan''': How'd you know to find me out here?
:'''Clark''': When I'm searching for answers, I turn to my dad. I guess it runs in the family.
:'''Jonathan''': Your grandfather was the stubbornest man I ever knew. And believe me, Clark, I wasn't nearly the son you are. My mother used to say that he and I were like watching two sides of the same coin duking it out. And I see the way you and Jor-El fight and I wonder if maybe fathers and sons were the same on Krypton.
:'''Clark''': Except he's not my father. You are.
:'''Jonathan''': Yeah... I am your father who turns his back on you when you need him the most. I am your father who forces you to run away. My father never would've done that.

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:'''Lex''': Look, I'm afraid I'm a little jaded in the romance department. The only thing I know about relationships is that someone usually winds up getting hurt.
:'''Lana''': And you don't think I can trust Clark to not do that.
:'''Lex''': I don't think it's about trust. It's like the German poet Rilke said, "A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them. They're who they've been throughout your whole relationship."

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:'''Swann''': Fathers often want futures that their sons reject. That struggle is as old as the human race.
:'''Clark''': Except I'm not human.
:'''Swann''': Humanity is not only about biology.

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:'''Jonathan''': This is your last warning. Stay away from my son.
:'''Lionel''': If you'd raised your son the way I raised mine, maybe you wouldn't have to protect him. You know, weakness isn't something you're born with. You learn it. And Clark learned his from you.

=== ''Truth'' ===

:'''Clark''': You broke into the LuthorCorp plant the other night, didn't you? Something happened?
:'''Chloe''': Wow. There may be some journalistic genes behind those baby blues after all.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, for some reason, people are telling you things they don't want you to know, and it's not a joke.
:'''Chloe''': No. But it is every reporter's dream.

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:'''Chloe''': My God, Clark, this is amazing! Can you imagine the kinds of stories I could break? I mean, I could crack the mystery that is Clark Kent! ''[pause]'' What do you keep hiding from me?
:'''Clark''': I can't believe you just asked me that.
:'''Chloe''': And you didn't answer. Everyone else would have. What are you so afraid of? That I'll get behind that armor and finally uncover your secret?

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:'''Chloe''': I do know that because of you, my dad can't get a job. So why would I help you?
:'''Lex''': Because my father's the one who ordered his dismissal. You know that's the truth, don't you?
:'''Chloe''': Meaning that my family's future is just one chess move in the endless game of one-upmanship played by you and your dad.
:'''Lex''': It's not a game, Chloe. You're the only one who can get me the truth.
:'''Chloe''': Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Why can't you just walk away from your father?
:'''Lex''': Because he won't give me the only thing I've ever wanted from him.
:'''Chloe''': And that would be?
:'''Lex''': I want him to love me.

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:'''Lionel''': I'm impressed but unfortunately, I don't respond to blackmail. But you know, this isn't what's going to get your father's job back.
:'''Chloe''': Then what would?
:'''Lionel''': Information from an especially intransigent source.
:'''Chloe''': Does this source have a name?
:'''Lionel''': Two, actually. Jonathan and Martha Kent. But you need only ask one question.
:'''Chloe''': Why would I ever do that?
:'''Lionel''': Because I know that you have a special place in your heart for their son, and it's killing you that he's hiding something from you. And we both know that this may be the only opportunity you'll ever have to find out what that is.
:'''Chloe''': And what exactly is it that you want to know?
:'''Lionel''': Where did Clark Kent come from?

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:'''Chloe''': When you found me on the bridge, I was on my way here. I was gonna ask your parents all the questions you would never answer... look, I know "I'm sorry" has become a recurring motif in our relationship, but--
:'''Clark''': No, Chloe, look, I appreciate your honesty, but you weren't yourself.
:'''Chloe''': I really wish I could believe that. But there have been so many times when my curiosity has gotten the best of me. Maybe this is just who I am.
:'''Clark''': No. You're going after the truth. Chloe, there's nothing wrong with that.
:'''Chloe''': Unless it hurts the people you care most about. I'm just afraid that one day I'm gonna push too hard, and I'm not gonna get the chance to say I'm sorry.
:'''Clark''': Today's not that day.

=== ''Memoria'' ===

:'''Martha''': ''[Concerned]'' You've hardly said anything about what happened at Summerholt.
:'''Clark''': ''[Distracted]'' Don't worry Mom, my secret is still safe.
:'''Martha''': Well, let me know if you want to talk about it.
:''[Martha goes to leave]''
:'''Clark''': Lara.
:''[Martha stops, she looks back at Clark]''
:'''Clark''': That was my biological mother's real name. She was my earliest memory. She sounded so scared. Her only fear was that nobody would love me.
:'''Martha''': I can't imagine the feeling of sending my baby in a lifeboat across the stars.
:'''Clark''': Because of Jor-El, I always thought that my biological parents were monsters. But she wasn't.... I just can't believe I forgot about her.
:'''Martha''': ''[Comforting]'' You didn't, Clark; your first word was "Lara". Your father and I could never figure out what it meant, but now we know.
:'''Clark''': I wish she could have met you, to see what a great mom I have.
:'''Martha''': She knows, Clark. A mother's love never dies.
:''[They embrace]''

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:'''Lex''': Lana told you about my nocturnal adventure, didn't she? I can see I spooked her. That usually sends her running to you.
:'''Clark''': Are you okay?
:'''Lex''': Well, I haven't lost my mind, Clark, if that's what you mean. I just indulged in a little harmless sleepwalking, that's all.
:'''Clark''': Lex, you were on a ledge yelling Julian's name. You could've killed yourself.
:'''Lex''': You know, when I found you asleep in the middle of Route 8 last year, I don't remember questioning your mental health.
:'''Clark''': I hadn't just spent seven weeks at Belle Reve.
:'''Lex''': According to my doctors I'm cured. But apparently, a clean bill of health isn't good enough for Clark Kent.

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:'''Lex''': Summerholt is a highly respected institution.
:'''Lionel''': Respected? Lex, this Garner character operates on the outer fringes of accepted science.
:'''Lex''': Well, then you should feel right at home.

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:'''Lillian''': I don't want to hold him.
:'''Lionel''': Lillian, it's unnatural for a mother not to want to bond with her child. Please... I will not let you inflict psychological scars on my children.
:'''Lillian''': That's why they have you, Lionel.

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:'''Lex''': I told you to let it go, but you kept pursuing it. You even involved my father.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, well, believe me, Lex. He's the last person I'd ask for help, but I didn't have any other options.
:'''Lex''': He betrayed you, Clark. He stopped my sessions with Garner by offering you up as a lab rat. I've tried to keep my father away from you, but he's obsessed. If I'd got back those seven weeks, I could've finally stopped him.
:'''Clark''': Maybe, Lex. Or maybe you'd make it worse. You're always telling me how you don't want to turn into your father, and I truly believe that. But the more you two go at each other, the more like him you become. And the more people get hurt.
:'''Lex''': I will never become my father. I would never sacrifice you or anybody I cared about to bring him down.
:'''Clark''': Lex.... why does your father hate you so much?

=== ''Talisman'' ===

:'''Pete''': ''[on the phone]'' Why won't you listen to me? I told you I don't want to talk about it!
:'''Chloe''': Note to self: Forward all telemarketing calls to Pete.

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:'''Clark''': Did you do this?
:'''Lex''': What possible reason would I have to ransack the office of an obscure teaching assistant?
:'''Clark''': Then tell me why you're here.
:'''Lex''': You first.
:'''Clark''': Jeremiah was gonna help me with a term paper.
:'''Lex''': Term paper. So your visit doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he went ballistic in the caves last night and absconded with a sacred Kawatche artifact.
:'''Clark''': I didn't know.
:'''Lex''': I'm surprised. I mean, you usually keep such a close eye on everything that happens in the caves... for those term papers you're always writing.

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:'''Clark''': I know you want to believe it, but I'm not your savior. I mean, did you ever think that Jeremiah really is Naman? He has all the abilities foretold in the prophecy, and he's gonna try and kill Segeeth.
:'''Willowbrook''': True. But he did not fall from the sky in a rain of fire. Jeremiah's desperate to be someone he's not. And you are desperate not be someone you are.
:'''Clark''': Professor, I may be confused about who I am, but one thing I'm not is a killer.
:'''Willowbrook''': You'd be surprised what you're capable of when the time comes.

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:'''Clark''': It also means the prophecy came true. The blade glowed and disintegrated when they touched it, which means either Lionel or Lex is my greatest enemy.
:'''Martha''': Did you see which one grabbed it first?
:'''Clark''': No. But I don't need a blade to tell me that Lionel Luthor is a bad person.
:'''Martha''': If you're going to believe this legend, you have to face the possibility that it could be Lex.
:'''Clark''': I'm not ready to do that.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, the Kawatche think that you're a savior. Jor-El wants you to be a conqueror. Now, knife or not, you can't let other people tell you what to be.
:'''Clark''': Who do you think I'll become?
:'''Jonathan''': I don't know. You can be the world's greatest hero or its most mild-mannered citizen, but the only person who can write your story, is you.

=== ''Forsaken'' ===

:'''Clark''': You sound like Lex. He thinks I'm the reason Lana's leaving.
:'''Pete''': Well, I hate to agree with [[w:Uncle Fester|Uncle Fester]], but I don't think Lana's going to Paris just to see the [[w:Mona Lisa|Mona Lisa]].

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:'''Lana''': Emily, you can't just force someone to be your friend. It's something that happens over time when you trust each other.
:'''Emily''': I know what a friend is. A friend is someone who would stand up for you and protect you. A friend is someone who would jump in a river to save you from drowning, even if it meant they had to give up their own life for you. You don't need to tell me what it means to be a friend.
:'''Lana''': Then you know that a friend would never keep me locked up in here.
:'''Emily''': Get used to it. I did.

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:'''Clark''': What happened to you?
:'''Pete''': FBI agent decided to go off payroll, wanted to know about you. Don't worry, I didn't tell him anything.
:'''Clark''': I should have been there.
:'''Pete''': That's just it. You can't always be there. I gotta look out for myself. I just thought you should know they're onto you.
:'''Clark''': Thanks for the warning.
:'''Pete''': Clark, the FBI isn't who I'm really warning you about. Lex was there. He's the one who pulled the Fed off me.
:'''Clark''': He's investigating his father, not me.
:'''Pete''': That doesn't matter. He knows. Now, I'm not exactly sure how much, but he's not gonna stop until he's got everything. Clark you've got to keep an eye on him. Look out for yourself.

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:'''Pete''': I'm moving to Wichita with my mom.
:'''Clark''': No, Pete. I thought that... What about senior year? Pete, you can't do this because of me.
:'''Pete''': I know that I told you keeping your secret wasn't hard. But I lied. I walk around every day afraid that I'm gonna slip up.
:'''Clark''': Well, why didn't you tell me sooner?
:'''Pete''': Because you needed a friend. And so did I.
:'''Clark''': You don't have to move away. You don't have to change your whole life. There's got to be a way. No one even has to know we're friends.
:'''Pete''': There's a lot of things that I can handle. But I could never live with myself if I betrayed you.

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:'''Lionel''': "Forgive them for they know not what they do." Is that what you expect from me? Forgiveness?
:'''Lex''': Don't try to make me out as your own personal Judas. I didn't come here for forgiveness. I came here to congratulate you on sweeping another mishap under the rug. Emily Dinsmore.
:'''Lionel''': Ah, yes, Emily Dinsmore. I should've remembered. You should've warned them. Belle Reve has a habit of misplacing its patients. The details. I've always tried to teach you, Lex. The devil is in the details. If you don't pay attention to the details, he'll win.
:'''Lex''': Then it's a good thing I'm a fast learner. You went through all the trouble of having your own son committed to an asylum and shooting 600 volts of electricity through his body just to cover up your trespasses, but like I said, Dad, you've gotten careless.

=== ''Covenant'' ===

:'''Lex''': You knew all along my father murdered his parents, didn't you? And you never told me... I always assumed there was a tacit agreement among friends to share that kind of information with each other.
:'''Clark''': Not when it can get your friend killed. Lex, your father threw you into a mental institution and fried your brain. If you found that out all over again, I thought he might kill you, and I couldn't live with that.
:'''Lex''': You're a good friend, Clark. If you tell the judge what you just told me, my father will be exchanging his Armani for an orange jumpsuit.

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:'''Kara''': ''[to Jonathan]'' Tell Kal-El what you did.
:'''Clark''': What kind of deal did you make, Dad?
:'''Jonathan''': I promised Jor-El that if he gave me the power to bring you back from Metropolis, that one day I would return you to him.
:'''Martha''': Jonathan, you didn't do that...
:'''Jonathan''': Martha, I had no idea it was going to be this soon.
:'''Kara''': I told you, Kal-El. They'll always betray you. Even the man you call your father.

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:'''Martha''': She killed a man, Jonathan. We have to call the sheriff.
:'''Jonathan''': What are we gonna tell the sheriff, sweetheart, that a Kryptonian girl vaporized a federal agent?

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:'''Kara''': Come with me, Kal-El. Come home.
:'''Clark''': This is my home.
:'''Kara''': I know it seems that way. But sooner or later, everyone you know here will lie, betray, or leave you.
:'''Clark''': No matter what you say, I'll never go with you.

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:'''Lex''': There's so much of my own life I can't explain. I've survived countless brushes with death, and it all started with this car crash. If I'm guilty of anything, it's that I've inherited my father's eccentric curiosity for the unexplained.
:'''Clark''': You've inherited his dishonesty.
:'''Lex''': Clark, look me in the eye and tell me you don't have any hidden places of your own where you keep your deep, dark secrets.
:'''Clark''': Ever since I've met you, I've been defending you, making excuses for you to people like Pete, like my parents. Telling them, "You can trust Lex Luthor. He's a good guy. He's nothing like his father." I was wrong.

== Season 4 ==

=== ''Crusade'' ===

:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': I am fine.
:'''Lois''': You've just been hit by lightning, you're stark naked, and you don't even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of "fine."
:''[Clark turns to face Lois.]''
:'''Lois''': ''[to herself]'' Look at his face... I have a blanket in the trunk.

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:'''Lois''': Guess I'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. ''[Martha stares]'' Okay, that didn't come out right...

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:'''Lois''': Look, I didn't come here fishing for thanks. I think Clark might know something about my cousin Chloe's death.
:'''Martha''': I'm so sorry for your loss.
:'''Lois''': Yeah. Were she and Clark ever an item?
:'''Martha''': Oh, I think for a minute...
:'''Lois''': It's funny, I never thought she'd fall for the farm boy type.
:'''Martha''': Trust me, that can happen to the best of us.
:'''Lois''': Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.
:'''Martha''': Clark has many sides.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, I've seen several of them already.

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:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': I am Kal-El of Krypton. It's time to fulfill my destiny.
:'''Martha''': Destiny?! That's Jor-El talking! He did this to you! I want my son back! Give me my son back!
:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': Clark Kent is dead.

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:'''Crosby''': Martha, I can help you if you'll let me. Now, where's your son?
:'''Martha''': I don't know... He flew. He flew away.
:'''Crosby''': So he's-- He has completely embraced his Kryptonian destiny.
:'''Martha''': Do you know what that destiny is?
:'''Crosby''': No, but the symbol burned into your field three months ago? That's the Kryptonian symbol for "Crusade."

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''[Bumps into Lana]''
:'''Jason''': Oh, sorry. Your American, right?
:'''Lana''': Yes.
:'''Jason''': Great. Can I ask you a big favour?
:'''Lana''': Sure...as long as it doesn't get me arrested.
:'''Jason''': No, I'm supposed to meet my, uh, my girlfriend here. Well, she's not really my girlfriend, even though we spend every waking moment together. See, we met two months ago today on this exact street corner, and I bought her something to mark the occasion. I wanted to get your opinion.
:'''Lana''': All right.
:'''Jason''': Okay.
''[He takes a biking helmet out of his bag]''
:'''Lana''': Well, I think that would probably be the last thing she would be expecting.
:'''Jason''': It doesn't really scream "romance" does it? But, see, the first time we met, I was driving by on my Vespa, and I clipped her. She thought I was gonna steal her purse so she kicked me off my bike. I messed up an old football injury and then she spent five hours with me at the hospital and we just clicked.
:'''Lana''': Well, it sounds like love at first crash.
:'''Jason''': Yeah. Well, for me it was anyway, but I'm just an impulsive kind of guy.
:'''Lana''': Well, how does she feel?
:'''Jason''': I don't know. She doesn't really talk about it. I think she, uh, I think she got hurt by somebody, but maybe she needs to talk about it.
:'''Lana''': Well, uh, nothing says "I love you" like a motorcycle helmet.
:'''Jason''': Yeah. It's for a weekend trip to Nice if she's... if she's interested.
:'''Lana''': If a guy did something that romantic for me, I think I'd have to kiss him.
:'''Jason''': Yeah?
:'''Lana''': Yeah.
''[They kiss]''

=== ''Gone'' ===

:'''Clark''': None of this would've happened if I had been there.
:'''Lois''': Okay, Commando, I don't get you. Half the time, you're all meek "Yes, Ma" and "Yes, Pa", and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I've ever met.
:'''Clark''': It doesn't happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
:'''Lois''': Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.

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:'''Clark''': Um... we usually take turns in the bathroom.
:'''Lois''': Oh, don't start with me, Smallville. You're the one taking the marathon shower. Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.
:'''Clark''': My parents kind of missed the whole Woodstock phase. Besides, they freaked out the last time they caught me in a co-ed situation.
:'''Lois''': Last time? So the eagle scout does have a few secrets in the closet.

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:'''Lois''': Wow, she didn't take any prisoners, did she? Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy... and way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her.
:'''Clark''': Look, you're really not the person I want to talk to about this.
:'''Lois''': Suit yourself.
:'''Clark''': It's just... I knew she'd be dating other people.
:'''Lois''': But?
:'''Clark''': I just don't understand how you could feel like you know someone so completely, like you know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden...
:'''Lois''': You don't even know what continent they're on.
:'''Clark''': ''[frustrated]'' Do you always have to finish people's thoughts?
:'''Lois''': ''[equally frustrated]'' Well, am I right?

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:'''Lex''': Does this mean you're talking to me again?
:'''Clark''': Only because I don't have a choice.
:'''Lex''': Relegated from friend to last resort. I guess I'll have to accept it if it's my only chance to prove myself.
:'''Clark''': Good. 'Cause I want you to help me find Chloe.
:'''Lex''': Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high?

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, as much as I hate to admit this, Lex had a hand in this too. He did make good on his promise to protect Chloe.
:'''Clark''': And look what he got out of it. Control of LuthorCorp. Look, I'm sorry, but it's gonna take a lot more than that for me to get to trust him again.
:'''Martha''': Ever since he met you, he's been surrounded by things he can't explain. We can't really blame him for trying to find the truth.
:'''Clark''': The truth is, he's been lying to me from day one. The legend on the cave wall says I'm destined to have an enemy. All this time, I've been worried about Lionel. But I'm beginning to think that the real threat was right in front of me. I think it's Lex.

=== ''Façade'' ===

:'''Lois''': Nice arm, farm boy. When's the first game?
:'''Clark''': I'm not on the team.
:'''Lois''': Why not? An arm like that is a "Get out of geek free" pass.
:'''Clark''': Well, even if I wanted to play--
:'''Lois''': Which obviously you do.
:'''Clark''': That wouldn't be the reason. Thanks, I don't really consider myself a geek.
:'''Lois''': So, what do you see yourself as?
:'''Clark''': I don't know. An outsider, I guess.
:'''Lois''': That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one.
:'''Clark''': ''[sarcastic]'' Have I told you how much I'm gonna miss you?

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:'''Chloe''': Five credits in one semester? Lois, the only way you're gonna do that is if you add an extracurricular to your class list. Like, say, maybe... writing for the Torch.
:'''Lois''': Uh, no hard feelings here, cuz, but unlike you, the last thing I want to be is a reporter.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, God. What could be worse than, you know, uncovering the truth and protecting the public?
:'''Lois''': And sticking your nose in other people's business.
:'''Chloe''': Like I said. You'd be perfect.

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:''[Lois walks into the boy's locker room]''
:'''Clark''': Hey, hey! The last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
:'''Lois''': So you ''have'' been checking me out.

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:'''Lana''': I keep thinking of all the times that you've told me that I'm beautiful, and I can't help but wonder how much of me you really see.
:'''Jason''': Lana, I tell you you're beautiful because of who you are, not because of what I see. I mean, you're the girl I flew halfway across the world to be with. The girl who kicks the crap out of me at XBox and thinks it's hysterical. I mean, I have seen you with the stomach flu where your eyes were puffy and your nose was running, you're yakking--
:'''Lana''': Okay, okay. I get the picture.
:'''Jason''': All I'm saying is the reasons I love you... it's not something you can see in a mirror... That's good. I'm gonna write that down and use that later.

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:'''Jonathan''': I guess practice ran late, huh?
:'''Clark''': Dad, I'm sorry I disappointed you. But I'm staying on the team. I'm tired of living my life on the sidelines.
:'''Jonathan''': I realize that, Clark. I also realize that you're a senior in high school, and from now on, you're gonna be making a lot of your own decisions. But if you want to be seen as an adult in this family, then you have to start acting like one. Adults in this family don't run off and do things without discussing them first.
:'''Clark''': I know. That's why I have just one question for you. You gonna let some assistant coach from Metropolis teach your boy how to play football?
:'''Jonathan''': ...Go deep.

=== ''Devoted'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[about Clark]'' Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds?

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:'''Lois''': I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
:'''Clark''': In the future, let's restrict our conversations to "hello" and "goodbye."

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:'''Clark''': Lex, if this friendship was so important, why'd you lie to me for so long?
:'''Lex''': I don't know, Clark. There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.
:'''Clark''': We all have a dark side, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Yeah. But I can feel mine creeping over the corners. Your friendship helps keep it at bay. It reminds me that there are truly good people in the world. I'm not willing to give up on that.

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:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lex''': The Porsche you pulled me out of the day we met.
:'''Clark''': Why is it still here?
:'''Lex''': To remind me of what I almost lost. It's over, Clark. It really is. Look, I'm willing to give this friendship another shot if you are.
:'''Clark''': In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if you could help me with a problem.
:'''Lex''': Absolutely. What is it?
:'''Clark''': Well, it's a who. Lois Lane.

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:'''Lois''': You know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be "weird." I look forward to the relative normalcy of the big city. But don't worry. I'll visit.
:'''Clark''': Is that a promise or a threat?

=== ''Run'' ===

:'''Bart (Flash)''': ''[to Clark]'' You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.

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:'''Bart''': You know what, man? Enough about poor little street urchin, all right? Let's take a closer look at the mysterious Clark Kent... You like to study Native American mythology. You've scrawled the name "Lana" on your notebooks, and you have one of the most boring hobbies known to man. Rock collecting.
:'''Clark''': I don't collect r--
:''[Bart opens a lead box with Kryptonite in it]''
:'''Bart''': Dude, are you okay?
:'''Clark''': Put that away. I'm allergic.
:'''Bart''': Man, I've heard of people sneezing around cats and dogs and stuff, but never getting all weak in the knees over a rock.
:'''Clark''': It's a long story.
:'''Bart''': Which is one I'm sure I would love to hear... after we get back.
:'''Clark''': Get back from where?
:'''Bart''': Anywhere we want. I mean, dude, we are two super-powered studs here. Why else do you think I came to Smellyville looking for you, man? Let's go crank it up, go have some fun! You ever seen Florida?

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:'''Clark''': You haven't been listening to anything I've said to you. You can't go around stealing whatever you want.
:'''Bart''': Why not?
:'''Clark''': Because there are laws.
:'''Bart''': For normal people. And, dude, why do you treat your abilities like a curse? They're not, man. They're a gift. I'm gonna use them.
:'''Clark''': I'm not saying you shouldn't. Just use them to help people, not hurt them.

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:'''Clark''': I just came by to see if you were all right. I heard you had some trouble in Metropolis.
:'''Lex''': News travels fast.
:'''Clark''': Curse of a small town. So what happened?
:'''Lex''': I decided to play cowboy and got my spurs handed to me. To be honest, I don't know why I'm not dead.
:'''Clark''': There must be someone watching over you.
:'''Lex''': In more ways than one.

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:'''Clark''': So, what are you gonna do now?
:'''Bart''': I don't know. I mean, it's a big world. I figure I'd check it out, see if there's anyone else out there like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something. You know, you could come with me.
:'''Clark''': Or you could stay.
:'''Bart''': You have a great life, Clark. But it's not mine. I have no reason to stay in Smallville.
:'''Clark''': You have me.
:'''Bart''': Thanks for being my friend.
:'''Clark''': Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?
:'''Bart''': Tell you what. If you can catch me... I'll think about it.

=== ''Transference'' ===

:'''Lex''': Clark, you don't seem like your usual self. You barely said a word the entire ride home.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': Sorry. Being in that prison... I guess it upset me.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, well, it isn't exactly the happiest place on earth.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': No, it isn't, Lex. Do you ever feel guilty? Sending your father to prison, I mean.
:'''Lex''': Why would I? The man murdered his parents. I did society a favor.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': And that blood relationship, it doesn't mean anything to you?
:'''Lex''': Clark, since when did you become president of my father's fan club?
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': You're right. Of course. He's only your father. Why should you feel anything?

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:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': I have to confess that I... I find you absolutely fascinating. It's that twinkle in your eye... your wonderfully sexy smile... and your skin is...
:'''Chloe''': Clark, what are you doing?
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': What I've wanted to do for a very... very long time. ''[leans to kiss her, then pulls away]'' Don't you wish.

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:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': What do you think? I wanted to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, Mr. Luthor. I understand how time-consuming making license plates can be... You're not gonna touch me with that rock in your hand. You won't get near me, not with my... speed.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': You're never gonna get away with this.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': Oh, but I am. With my mind and your body, the sky's the limit, Clark.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': I don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': You know, it's becoming clear to me why you're so secretive. You understand that true power... is better left concealed.

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:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': I know this is hard to believe, but I swear, it's the truth. [Pause.] It's me, Mom. It's Clark.
:'''Martha''': You're sick, Lionel. You need help.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': Mom, you have to believe me.
:'''Martha''': I'm leaving!
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': Mom, Mom, no! Mom, remember when I was six and I was playing tag with Dad, and all of a sudden I started running faster than I'd ever run before, and I was in the middle of Palmer woods completely lost. And you and Dad had to call Sheriff Ethan, and when you saw me, you started crying. And I thought something was wrong with me, and you said no, there wasn't. And then you held me in your arms and you told me I was just special. I'm your special boy, you said.

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:'''Lex''': Stay where you are!
:'''Clark''': Lex, it's me, Clark. I need to talk to you.
:'''Lex''': After I drove my Porsche into the river and you fished me out, I asked your dad if there was any way I could repay him. What did he say that we always joke about?
:'''Clark''': Lex, what is this, a pop quiz?
:'''Lex''': Answer the question!
:'''Clark''': He told you to drive slower.
:'''Lex''': Welcome back.

=== ''Jinx'' ===

:'''Clark''': Dad, I know you don't agree with me. But sometimes taking responsibility means having faith in yourself to make the hard choices.
:'''Jonathan''': And it also means being willing to accept the consequences.
:'''Clark''': Every handshake, every hug, every time I'm out on that field, I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours.
:'''Jonathan''': You're starting to sound more and more like your father.
:'''Clark''': I hope so, Dad.

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:'''Jason''': His collarbone's broken in two places... I can't figure out how you could pummel a guy that outweighs you by 100 pounds and shatter his collarbone.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry. It must've been an accident. I mean, I got a surge of adrenaline.
:'''Jason''': Adrenaline doesn't explain the fact that you went from chucking bales of hay to chucking 60-yard passes overnight.
:'''Clark''': I guess I'm a fast learner.

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:'''Chloe''': It's all right, Clark. You can stay.
:'''Clark''': I thought you had some self-imposed restraining order against me. Does this mean you're talking to me again?
:'''Chloe''': No, this just means that I'm willing to take a chance on getting your Dr. Jekyll side today.

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:'''Clark''': I know Lana. She's never been this serious about anyone.
:'''Lex''': You sound awfully concerned about that for someone who let her walk out of his life.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, I guess the whole "If you love them set them free" thing kind of backfired.
:'''Lex''': It's not about love, Clark. It's about what you're willing to do for it. On that field, you'll do whatever it takes to win, but if you're not willing to do the same for Lana, maybe she doesn't mean as much to you as you think.

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:'''Clark''': I sure hope you had better luck with the locusts than I did with Lex.
:'''Chloe''': The last time I checked, they weren't selling biblical plagues on Amazon.

=== ''Spell'' ===

:'''Clark''': Hey, Dad!
:'''Jonathan''': Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me?
:''[Jonathan holds up bra]''
:'''Martha''': Where did that come from?
:'''Jonathan''': From out in the barn. In the hay.
:'''Martha''': Clark...
:'''Clark''': It was magic.
:'''Martha''': I'm sure it was...

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:'''Clark''': Isabelle was... aggressively sexy.
:'''Lana''': Oh great, possessed by an evil slut...

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:'''Briana [in Lois]''': I'm gorgeous! ''[touching her chest]'' Look at these!
:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': ''[uninterested]'' Yes. They're very nice.

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:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': We don't have time for this.
:'''Madeleine [in Chloe]''': Time is the only thing we do have. Isn't that what you said right before the angry mob set us on fire?
:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': You're really not gonna let that go, are you?

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:'''Lex''': You leave quite a path of destruction.
:'''Lana''': Lex. I was going to come see you.
:'''Lex''': Preemptive strike. Just in case there was any evil dead action still brewing.

=== ''Bound'' ===

:'''Lex''': I didn't kill her.
:'''Corinne''': I didn't ask. Lex, you're paying me to get you off, not to prove you're innocent. But you're gonna have to be straight with me. Were you drinking last night?
:'''Lex''': Yes. At the fundraiser in the hotel. We had champagne.
:'''Corinne''': Is it possible that you were drugged?
:'''Lex''': Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

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:'''Lionel''': How's Lex? I've been trying to contact him since I heard, but he won't speak to me.
:'''Clark''': He thinks you're trying to frame him. Are you?
:'''Lionel''': No, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why should I believe you?
:'''Lionel''': There's no reason you should. Listen to me. I was ill, Clark. The liver disease I had was a death sentence. And something happened. I can't explain it. I woke up on the floor. There was a riot. I felt as if a different kind of energy had been inside me. Something strong and... good. I was changed. And my liver had healed.
:'''Clark''': What was it?
:'''Lionel''': I don't know. All I can say was... it was miraculous. I could see the darkness, the destructive power that had always been inside me. I can see it in Lex now.

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:'''Clark''': I thought Lex's attorneys would have all this under lock and key.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, well, she may know people at the top, but I know people at the bottom, and they work for tips.

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:'''Clark''': How long is this gonna continue, Lex?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. What do you want me to tell you?
:'''Clark''': I don't want you to tell me anything. I want you to change.
:'''Lex''': I don't know if I can.
:'''Clark''': You know, it seems the only person you care about is yourself. There's a whole side of you that I don't know about, Lex. And what else don't I know about you?
:'''Lex''': You don't know that every day, I wonder why I keep going. Why I do the things I do. You know, Shannon might have been crazy, but she was right about me. I treated those women terribly, Clark. People died, and I could've stopped it. I see that now.
:'''Clark''': Well, that's a start.
:'''Lex''': You know, there was a moment the other night when that fire she set was coming towards me. I thought, good. It would save the world a lot of grief. But somehow, the fire went out. And she was lying on the floor. And suddenly, I had a second chance.
:'''Clark''': The last few days, Lex, I thought your father was being more honest with me than you were. And I hated that feeling. I felt like we were enemies.
:'''Lex''': Don't give up on me yet.

=== ''Scare'' ===

:'''Stall''': I hope I didn't separate you from your flock.
:'''Lionel''': I understand your cynicism, Warden Stall, but I assure you I truly am a changed man.
:'''Stall''': Oh. Or just a smart one. You know, ever since you proclaimed this sudden conversion to our resident St. Paul, there hasn't been a single attempt on your life.
:'''Lionel''': I want only to be of help to others. What is the value of my sinful life unless I use it as an example to shepherd fellow sinners, to lead them away from the allure of hedonism, mistrust, and greed? To follow a better way?

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:'''Lionel''': I'm guilty. Not of the crime I've been imprisoned for, but... so many other crimes which should've landed me in here years ago. This is where I belong. It's where I can do the most good.
:'''Stall''': You want to stay in prison?
:'''Lionel''': Yes, I do. I've found my... my mission in life.
:'''Stall''': Contrary to your deluded point of view, this is not the Ritz Carlton where you can check in and check out at your leisure. Somebody did you a favor by getting you out of this place. I'd say be grateful.
:'''Lionel''': But who? Who could do that?
:'''Stall''': Obviously someone more powerful than you.

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:'''Martha''': I hope our own fears haven't gotten in your way. I would hate for you to look back and regret not telling the people closest to you. I mean, there is a chance Lana would understand.
:'''Clark''': There is. But what if she didn't?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, look, I'm not sure that it's Lana, but I am sure that someday there'll be someone you can tell.

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:'''Clark''': I've seen you worked up before, but this is more than amped, even for you.
:'''Chloe''': I guess it's just displaced anxiety. I found my mom, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Wow. That's... Chloe, that's great.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I mean I put my feelers out for years, and something, three months ago, finally came through. So it turns out she's not exactly MIA, so to speak. She's in a mental institution.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Chloe''': The real kicker is it's hereditary.
:'''Clark''': Listen, hey. If there's one thing that I've learned it's that you're not destined to follow in your parents footsteps, all right?

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:'''Chloe''': So, popular question of the day. What is Clark Kent's worst nightmare?
:'''Clark''': When I woke up. Everyone that I knew was gone. I was completely alone.
:'''Chloe''': I wish I could say that I'll always be there for you, but somehow I get the feeling that may not be a promise I can keep. You were the only one who came out of it, Clark, and I don't think it's because you've been taking your vitamins... Look, you know what? You don't have to tell me. I know that I gave you my word that I was going to stop all this prying but... In these last few months, I really got a taste of what it was like to keep my mom's secret, and I've never felt more alone.
:'''Clark''': It's weird when people think they're so close to you but have no idea what you're really going through.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah. I'd hate to live my whole life like this. But after ‘fessing up, it's amazing how quickly that feeling of loneliness disappears. I mean, if you can't tell your best friend, who can you tell? Right, Clark?

=== ''Unsafe'' ===

:'''Minister''': We are gathered here to join this happy couple in holy matrimony. Marriage, as you know, is a union that should not be entered into lightly.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, yeah, skip to the good stuff, Pops.
:'''Minister''': Oh, all right, do you, Clark Kent, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
:'''Clark''': Hell, yes!

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:'''Alicia''': Good thing you've got buns of steel. You might be impervious to the cold, but I'm turning into a Popsicle.
:'''Clark''': Well, I do have heat vision.

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:'''Clark''': You drugged me!
:'''Alicia''': No, it's not-- I just didn't know what else to do because I couldn't stay, and I couldn't leave without you so I just thought you could listen to your heart instead of your head for once.
:'''Clark''': Look, you don't even see what you did was wrong! What's the matter with you?
:'''Alicia''': Clark, you could've hooked up with any girl you wanted and you chose me. Why do you think that is?
:'''Clark''': You dosed me with red kryptonite! It makes me do things I don't want to do!
:'''Alicia''': No, I don't think that rock forces you to do anything, Clark! Maybe it dampens your inhibitions, but Clark Kent got himself into this situation, okay? Clark Kent asked me to marry him. Clark Kent brought me up to this hotel room to make love to me.
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe Clark Kent made a mistake.

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:'''Alicia''': I'm so sorry about what I did to you, Clark. I just didn't want to lose the one good thing in my life.
:'''Clark''': I'm not so sure that drugging me was the best way to preserve the relationship... I wanted you with or without that rock.
:'''Alicia''': Past tense noted.

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:'''Martha''': I'm upset. But more than that, I'm disappointed.
:'''Clark''': I was on red kryptonite, Mom.
:'''Martha''': My God, you ran off with a girl you barely know and got married.
:'''Clark''': It wasn't legal.
:'''Martha''': That's not even the point. Marriage is sacred, Clark. It's about two people who trust each other and are willing to go through life together no matter how difficult it gets. I thought we had taught you that! You're an amazing young man, Clark. You make life and death decisions every day. But then you turn around and you do this. Why did you do it?
:'''Clark''': Mom, there's a part of me that never feels freer than when I'm with Alicia. She makes me feel normal and special at the same time.
:'''Martha''': I know how badly you want to be with somebody. I want that for you too. I guess I just expected you to use better judgment.

=== ''Pariah'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Lois, if you found out something, something someone didn't want you to know about them, would you tell them?
:'''Lois''': That depends. Is that person someone you care about?
:'''Chloe''': Yeah.
:'''Lois''': And does keeping the secret hurt anyone?
:'''Chloe''': No.
:'''Lois''': Then my answer is no. If I really cared about that person, I wouldn't tell them that I knew. But I would go out of my way to be supportive of them so that hopefully, one day, they would be comfortable enough to tell me themselves.

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:'''Clark''': Alicia didn't do this. Ever since she was released from Belle Reve, she's been wearing her lead bracelet. It prevents her from using her abilities.
:'''Lois''': And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, just because Alicia says that the bracelet keeps her from teleporting doesn't mean that it's the truth.
:'''Clark''': She was with me when Lana got attacked. I was saying good night in Grandville.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, but every second? You have to admit that she can transport easier than Captain Kirk.
:'''Lois''': And she did try to carve herself a Jack-O-Lana before, cut and dry. Emphasis on the "cut."

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:'''Jonathan''': Son, your girlfriend has problems and this relationship is not healthy. Why can't you see that?
:'''Clark''': You always told me to look for the good in people, to believe in them. And Alicia deserves a second chance.
:'''Martha''': What I don't understand is why do you continue to see her, knowing how we feel?
:'''Clark''': She kept my secret. She got shot protecting me. What else does she have to do to prove herself?

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:'''Clark''': Everybody thinks it's you.
:'''Alicia''': Why, because of my powers? Because I'm a freak? You know what, Clark? Maybe if everybody knew your secret, you'd be a suspect too.

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:'''Alicia''': ''[reading]'' “Can Any Cell Hold Her?” Probably not.
:'''Chloe''': Alicia, what are you doing here?
:'''Alicia''': Chloe Sullivan, ace reporter. You write all these articles about the people you call freaks and you don't even realize that someone close to you is one of them. Why are you ignoring what's right in front of your face, Chloe? Don't you want to know the truth about Clark Kent?

=== ''Recruit'' ===

:'''Chloe''': How did you post bail?
:'''Lois''': Four very good friends of mine. Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, I don't think this is the best time.
:'''Lois''': And when would be the best time, Clark, when I'm on the chain gang?
:'''Clark''': ''[to Geoff]'' I'm sorry. She's under a lot of stress lately.
:'''Lois''': No. Stress is when you're stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you've never been to. I'm out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

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:'''Clark''': I want to believe that I can go out there and play football like any normal college kid, but the fact is, I have powers that no other athlete has. Coop was right. It's not fair that Geoff was out there on that field, just like it's not fair when I'm out there competing. So I've decided to give up football.
:'''Martha''': Clark... I know how difficult it is to give up something you love.
:'''Jonathan''': But this decision you've made son, it shows integrity well beyond your years.
:'''Clark''': Then why don't I feel good about it?

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:'''Clark''': So what're you gonna do? Are you gonna go stay with Chloe?
:'''Lois''': They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires...
:'''Clark''': If you want, I guess you can stay with us.
:'''Lois''': You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour.
:'''Clark''': What just happened?

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:'''Chloe''': I'm proud of you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': You're proud of me? Why?
:'''Chloe''': I just have a feeling that you're destined to do a lot more in this world than just score touchdowns.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, you've been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think I'm destined to do anything?
:'''Chloe''': Just a hunch.

=== ''Krypto'' ===

:'''Clark''': Just playing with Skippy here.
:'''Lois''': We're not gonna call him Skippy.
:'''Clark''': Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
:'''Lois''': Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick... I think we should call him Clarkie.

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:'''Clark''': We found this dog.
:'''Lois''': Actually, I found him. Well, hit him actually. Not hard. We call him Clarkie.
:'''Clark''': We don't call him Clarkie.
:'''Lois''': Is it the "ie" part you don't like? Because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing, and hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be Skipper.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, call the police. I'm gonna see if I can catch up with these guys.
:'''Lois''': Hold on there, [[Forrest Gump]]. What are you gonna do, run? We brought my car, remember?
:'''Clark''': Lois, look--
:'''Lois''': Unh-unh. We can call the cops on the way. You are so weird sometimes.
:'''Clark''': ''[later, in the car]'' You know, can you go a little bit faster?
:'''Lois''': Hey, you were gonna be hoofing it about ten minutes ago. Besides, I don't want to hit anything.

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:'''Lois''': I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
:'''Lois''': Maybe I'm allergic to you.

=== ''Sacred'' ===

:'''Clark''': I was just trying to figure out if hidden temples and body-snatching witches fits under community service or extracurriculars.

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:'''Jor-El''': I knew you would return, my son.
:'''Clark''': Why'd you send me to find this?
:'''Jor-El''': Because you may be the last survivor of a great civilization.
:'''Clark''': A great civilization that destroyed itself!
:'''Jor-El''': As will yours if you continue to refuse your mission. The knowledge of our civilization was encoded in three stones brought to Earth and hidden at the far reaches of the world. Greed will drive others to hunt the stones. But if the humans should unite them before you, they will not be able to withstand the temptation and will drive the world to famine, war, and the Earth's ultimate destruction. You must find the other two stones. The fate of your world lies in your hands... Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': Lana, what's going on?
:'''Lana''': Which part? The immaculate tattoo, the fact that I seem to be a harboring a 16th century witch, or that Jason and Lex took off with a map to uncover it all behind my back?
:'''Clark''': Why would they do that?
:'''Lana''': I don't know, but Jason said that we were gonna figure this out together. But it turns out he has a rather limited definition of “we.”

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:'''Clark''': Lana, whatever their motives are, I'm sure they still care about you.
:'''Lana''': That still doesn't change the fact that everybody seems to know more about me than I do.
:'''Clark''': It must be scary to think that someone out there has a plan for you, but you don't know what it is yet.

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:'''Lionel''': You have a ferocious desire to find all the answers, son, but don't let your search for those stones turn into your personal [[w:Tower of Babel|Tower of Babel]].
:'''Lex''': I'm not trying to get closer to God, Dad. I'm trying to solve the riddles He's laid out for me.
:'''Lionel''': Did you ever think there might be a reason why we weren't given the answers?
:'''Lex''': To challenge us?
:'''Lionel''': Or maybe to humble us. Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn't understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world's greatest civilizations.
:'''Lex''': Is that why you stopped looking for the stones? Because you're afraid?
:'''Lionel''': No. No, I stopped because I realized that even if I find the three stones, I'm not gonna find what I'm really looking for. Neither will you.

=== ''Lucy'' ===

:'''Clark''': So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
:'''Lucy''': Well there's not much to tell.
:'''Lois''': Oh, please. Let me gloat. She is getting straight A's at one of the most prestigious prep schools in Europe, she is fluent in three languages, and she is fending off Ivy League colleges with a stick.
:'''Clark''': Wow, that's impressive. What happened to Lois?
:'''Lois''': You're gonna find that Clark's charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion.

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:'''Lex''': Two Lanes under one roof. That's got to be interesting.
:'''Clark''': Well, I haven't had a hot shower in two days, and the laundry machine is running nonstop, the phone line is consistently busy. No, it's nice having them around. I mean, it kind of takes the loneliness out of the house.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, I always hated the sound of a quiet home.

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:'''Clark''': I knew you had talents, but I didn't think burglary was one of them.
:'''Lucy''': I swear I was gonna pay it all back. I'm not some criminal.
:'''Clark''': You do a pretty good job of impersonating one. Look, Lucy, I just don't get it. I mean, why?
:'''Lucy''': Do you have any idea what it's like to be different from everyone else? To be a total outsider?
:'''Clark''': I might have an idea.

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:'''Clark''': Lex, do you ever miss not having a sibling?
:'''Lex''': I used to... until I met you, Clark. You're closer to me than any... blood brother.

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:'''Lois''': You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you.
:'''Clark''': I guess that explains why we're friends.
:'''Lois''': Oh, we're friends now?
:'''Clark''': Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

=== ''Onyx'' ===

:'''Clark''': Chloe, I was with Lex. We went to the lab together.
:'''Chloe''': Which would be about the same time I was talking to Lex outside Dr. Sinclair's room.
:'''Clark''': Well, that's impossible.
:'''Chloe''': Not in Smallville. You of all people should know that.

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:'''Lionel''': What's going on? What the hell are you doing?
:'''Alexander''': Seizing the moment, Dad. Just like you taught me. Now, what's your problem with me this time, old man?
:'''Lionel''': It was your offer to hold a fundraiser at LuthorCorp Plaza, then you go behind my back and cancel the whole thing. Why would you do that?
:'''Alexander''': "Because helping those who refuse to help themselves is a waste of time and money, son!" Isn't that what the old Lionel Luthor used to say?
:'''Lionel''': I've changed. People change, Lex.
:'''Alexander''': No, they don't. They just get soft. Like you.

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:'''Clark''': Where's Lex?
:'''Alexander''': He's standing right in front of you.
:'''Clark''': No, you're not him. The real Lex would never try to kill me or Chloe.
:'''Alexander''': No, you're probably right. But he's thought about it! All the times you've meddled in his plans, derailed his ambitions. He's thought about killing all of you. He just never had the guts to go through with it.
:'''Clark''': What are you?
:'''Alexander''': I was just about to ask you the same question.

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:'''Lex''': Let's see what happens to me if you die!
:'''Alexander''': You can't kill me! I drive you. I give your life meaning. I'm your soul, you weak, pathetic little man! I'm the real Lex Luthor!

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:'''Lex''': Look, whatever I've done in the last few days...
:'''Lionel''': Please, no need for an apology. Quite the contrary. I must say, you finally proved yourself to be the son I've always wanted, and I thank you for showing me so clearly the error of my ways.
:'''Lex''': What are you talking about?
:'''Lionel''': I'm closing down the foundation immediately.
:'''Lex''': What? You can't. The charity is your life.
:'''Lionel''': Just a foolish dream. I'm awake now. A man can't deny his true nature, can he, Lex? No. We're Luthors.

=== ''Spirit'' ===

:'''Lois''': Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
:'''Dawn [in Martha]''': So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
:'''Clark''': Mom!
:'''Lois''': I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?

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:'''Chloe''': Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the Senior Prom be without a body-snatching Prom Queen?

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:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': How do I look?
:'''Clark''': Looks like you're going to the Prom.
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': I am. And you're taking me! I'm not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It's gonna be fun.
:'''Clark''': No, I'm not going.
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': Massive re-strategy. You're going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
:'''Clark''': Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.

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:'''Lois''': What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
:'''Clark''': Oh, no...
:''[Lois points to the corsage pinned to her dress]''
:'''Lois''': Did you pin that on me?
:'''Clark''': I'll explain later, Lois.
:'''Lois''': A little close to the boob, don't you think?

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:'''Lois''': Hey. You know, a year from now, this is all gonna seem like a lifetime ago.
:'''Chloe''': That's funny because it feels like just yesterday when he deserted that nervous freshman on the dance floor.
:'''Lois''': You're headed for Metropolis. You are destined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do you really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
:'''Chloe''': You know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot more to offer than you realize.
:'''Lois''': I wouldn't bet on it.

=== ''Blank'' ===

:'''Lois''': Clark, you know that.
:'''Chloe''': Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he's having a hard time—
:'''Lois''': Again?
:'''Clark''': What do you mean again?
:'''Lois''': Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

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:'''Chloe''': I'm gonna go to the Torch and see what I can find out about amnesia.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I'm getting to be a pro at this. ''[to Clark]'' But you know what? You're gonna have to put up with PB and J because that's the extent of my culinary skills.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' Okay?
:'''Clark''': Please tell me I'm not related to her.
:'''Chloe''': No, I am. You live with her.

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:'''Clark''': How did I do that?
:'''Chloe''': Why did I always picture myself on the other end of this conversation? Smallville was hit with the world's biggest meteor shower when you were little. Now, I know this sounds way out there, but some of the meteor rocks have had an extraterrestrial effect on certain people in the town, and it's my theory that you were one of them.
:'''Clark''': Extraterrestrial powers? You mean I'm some sort of alien?
:'''Chloe''': No. No, of course not.
:'''Clark''': A mutant?
:'''Chloe''': Uh... yeah... who has saved my life on more than one occasion. See, you've sort of taken it upon yourself to be Smallville's self-appointed hero. And if you ask me, I think that that is amazing.

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:'''Chloe''': Hold on a minute, are you telling me that you can see through solid objects?
:'''Clark''': I guess that's one you didn't know about, huh?
:'''Chloe''': No, and that might be one of those abilities you're gonna want to keep a lid on.
:'''Clark''': You know, I've been thinking about that. You know, I don't know why I was worried so much about what people think. I don't know why I let it rule my life. I mean, you understood.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, but Clark, unfortunately, some people in Smallville aren't as progressive as your post-amnesia tour guide.
:'''Clark''': That should be their problem, not mine.

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:'''Clark''': So it must've been kind of strange to have a zombie best friend walking around.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I mean, you know, I never really realized how complicated that zombie's life was.
:'''Clark''': Complicated? Did I do something unusual?
:'''Chloe''': You had a clean slate to start all over with, and you made all the same choices... except for one.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I need you to be completely honest with me.
:'''Chloe''': Honest, huh?
:'''Clark''': What'd I do?
:'''Chloe''': You trusted me.

=== ''Ageless'' ===

:'''Adams''': Last time I checked, babies don't just fall out of the sky, Mr. Kent.
:'''Clark''': It left a 30-foot crater, Sheriff. How else would you explain it?
:'''Adams''': Well, I can't. That's why we're conducting a little something called an investigation.

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:'''Lionel''': You know, there were other treasure seekers in China, Genevieve.
:'''Genevieve''': A farm boy, an ex-cheerleader, and Lex Luthor. Who do you think ended up with the prize?
:'''Lionel''': Well, my son hasn't been listening to me. What do you want me to do, give him a good spanking?

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:'''Lionel''': Parenthood. It's an interesting phenomenon, isn't it? The lengths we go to... to protect our children. No limits.
:'''Genevieve''': ''[choking]'' What have you done to me?
:'''Lionel''': The wine you've just drunk will kill you in a matter of minutes. I'm told that the pain will be excruciating. How about a trade? You give me the stone that you stole from Bridgette Crosby, and I give you... the antidote. One more thing... you go near my son, and anything that happens to him happens to you. Is that understood?

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:'''Jonathan''': There is nothing quite like watching your son grow up into a young man you can be very proud of.
:'''Clark''': It's too bad I'll never know what that's like.
:'''Martha''': Why not?
:'''Clark''': I'm from another planet. I'm not even human. Who knows if I can have kids?
:'''Martha''': Clark, your father and I couldn't have children. We were still blessed with a son. You never know what the future will bring you.

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:'''Lex''': I'm releasing our findings to every research facility across the globe. Evan's life may offer hope for generations to come.
:'''Clark''': He was a special kid, Lex. I can't help wondering what kind of man he would've become.
:'''Lex''': A good one... as long as you were in his life. I bet you're gonna be a great dad someday, Clark.
:'''Clark''': So will you, Lex.
:'''Lex''': I don't know about that. Look, we're all reflections of how we've been raised. Your parents gave you encouragement and support. Mine chose the opposite track. I plan on leaving a different kind of legacy.

=== ''Forever'' ===

:'''Martha''': I know what you're doing, Jonathan. You can't take the place of Clark on this farm, no one can. Every other farm in the county has at least five hands to help out.
:'''Jonathan''': Sweetheart, my family managed to run this farm for generations before Clark came around. I see no reason why I can't run it by myself.
:'''Martha''': Sometimes I wonder which one of you is more stubborn.
:'''Jonathan''': Why don't I give you a clue?

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:'''Jonathan''': Martha, what exactly is it that you want me to do? You want me to tell our teenage son that we couldn't possibly survive around here without him? What kind of parents would that make us?
:'''Martha''': Honest ones. How many times has he asked be treated like an adult? This decision took a lot of maturity.
:'''Jonathan''': Or guilt. Martha, Clark still feels responsible for my heart problems. I'm not going to allow him to do this out of pity.
:'''Martha''': It's not pity, Jonathan. Clark knows that if he leaves, he can only come back a few times a year. And he doesn't want one of those times to be your funeral.

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:'''Lex''': You're making a big mistake Jason. I know she's your mother but don't think for a second she won't turn on you. Trust me on this one.
:'''Genevieve''': Jason...
:'''Jason''': It's okay, Mother. I don't expect him to understand the meaning of family loyalty, especially when the only thing running through the Luthor blood is betrayal.

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:'''Genevieve''': Lex, your father has one of the stones.
:'''Lex''': And what do you want from me?
:'''Genevieve''': I have a feeling that he'd sooner die than give up that stone. But all that might change if his own flesh and blood were at stake.
:'''Lex''': You obviously don't know my father as well as I do.
:'''Genevieve''': I hope for your sake you're wrong.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, you raised me to make my own decisions. Why don't you trust me on this?
:'''Jonathan''': Because you are a lot like me. I had a full ride to Met. U. waiting for me when I graduated. Problem is, my father needed me on this farm. So I stayed.
:'''Clark''': Dad that's a pretty big footnote to leave out. Why didn't you tell me?
:'''Jonathan''': I didn't want it to weigh you down. As much as I loved my father, a part of me still resents him for needing me that much. I don't want you to feel that. That's not the kind of father I ever wanted to be.
:'''Clark''': Dad. This isn't about the kind of father you are. It's about the kind of son I want to be.

=== ''Commencement'' ===

:'''Lois''': I took this career test in some magazine - it said that my perfect job would be a radio disc jockey.
:'''Clark''': That makes sense. You talk enough. There won't be any dead air.
:'''Lois''': You mock me now Smallville, but you just wait and see.
:'''Clark''': Journalism. You ever thought about that? You wrote some half decent articles in your short lived career at the Torch.
:'''Lois''': Nah, kill me first. Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead.

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:'''Lois''': I realize hand-eye coordination isn't one of your strong suits. Here, let me help you with that.
:'''Clark''': ''[annoyed]'' Lois, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without you.
:'''Lois''': Oh, come on, Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're going to go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are going to have a nice little church wedding.
:'''Clark''': Excuse me?
:'''Lois''': It's written in the stars and you know it. It's only a matter of time before you join the bowling league, take over the family farm, and then, well, you and Lana can bring little Clark Jr. into the world.
:'''Clark''': I think you're hallucinating.
:'''Lois''': No. Hallucinating would be imagining Clark Kent going off to the big city to make his mark in the world. I'm just being realistic.

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:'''Lois''': Look, I know we've had our disagreements in the past. And I will be the first to admit that I've made it my own little hobby to bust your chops.
:'''Clark''': I'm used to it. Besides, I know I haven't been the most gracious host.
:'''Lois''': Look, I just want you to know, Clark, that when I'm sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand up on that stage in front of all those people, I'm gonna be looking up at you and thinking one thing.
:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lois''': Please, God, don't let him trip.

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:'''Jor-El''': The knowledge of the universe is meant for you only. Yet you chose to deny your heritage. Today, you will witness the consequences.
:'''Clark''': Then you sent the meteor shower?
:'''Jor-El''': I have done nothing, Kal-El. Human blood has stained one of the elements and awakened a great danger from the darkness of space.
:'''Clark''': What can I do to stop it?
:'''Jor-El''': There is nothing you can do to prevent what is already in motion. But the meteor shower is just the beginning, Kal-El. I warned you that the elements could not fall into the hands of a human. The three must become one. It is the only way to save Earth from total annihilation.
:'''Clark''': I don't know where they are! I don't have time to find them!
:'''Jor-El''': If you don't unite them at once, you, my son, will be seared by a fire from the sky even you can't survive. The future of mankind rests in your hands, Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': You're gonna have to go without me.
:'''Jonathan''': Do I have to remind you, Clark, that the last time we had a meteor shower, it was full of kryptonite?
:'''Martha''': If the same happens today it could kill you. You have to come with us.
:'''Clark''': I spoke to Jor-El. He told me I have to find the other two stones right now, and unite them with the one in the cave.
:'''Martha''': No! You're my son. You're not gonna go on some kind of suicide mission.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you might be stronger than steel, but you're not invincible.
:'''Clark''': I know, Dad. But I'm the only one who can do this.
:'''Jonathan''': All right. But I want you to listen to me right now. All the years that your mother and I spent raising you from that wide-eyed toddler running around on this farm to the man who is standing in front of me right now was for this moment. You do this, son. You make us proud.

== Season 5 ==

=== ''Arrival'' ===

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:'''Jor-El''': Kal-El, you must continue your education. You cannot stop.
:'''Clark''': She's my friend! She needs help!
:'''Jor-El''': Your destiny is far greater than saving one human life.
:'''Clark''': No, I won't let her die!
:'''Jor-El''': Each time you let your emotions guide you, the fate of the entire planet is at risk. That is your weakness, Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': I wasn't born anywhere near Smallville. In fact, I wasn't born anywhere near this galaxy.
:'''Chloe''': Okay... okay... so that would make you an...
:'''Clark''': Yeah.
:'''Chloe''': But you... you look so--
:'''Clark''': Human? I'm still the same person.
:'''Chloe''': Clark... I think you're so amazing. You save people's lives and take zero credit for it. To me, you're more than just a hero. You're a super hero.
:'''Clark''': Chloe--
:'''Chloe''': I'm serious, Clark. If more humans were like you, the world would be a better place.

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:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' I want you to know, I'll never be the iceberg to your Titanic, and your secret will never ever leave my lips. No matter what.

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:'''Clark''': How'd you get that frog in your throat?
:'''Lois''': That's what happens when you get a neck massage from Barbie the Barbarian. Doctor says I shouldn't talk too much.
:'''Clark''': Oh, gee. That's too bad.
:'''Lois''': Don't get your hopes up, Smallville. It's not permanent.

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:'''Martha''': You can get hurt now; you're vulnerable.
:'''Clark''': Isn't that what it means to be human?

=== ''Mortal'' ===

:'''Clark''': Whoa!
:'''Chloe''': What? I like to come prepared.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, where'd you get all this stuff?
:'''Chloe''': eBay.
:'''Clark''': Is that a flash grenade?
:'''Chloe''': Careful! That was a graduation present from Lois. I'm saving it for a special occasion.
:'''Clark''': Why didn't you tell me about all this stuff?
:'''Chloe''': We all have our secrets, Clark.

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:'''Lex''': Happiness is such an elusive creature, isn't it? We all wish for it, but very few ever really find it.
:'''Chloe''': Doesn't make the search any less important.
:'''Lex''': Or the destination... Do you remember the last time we stood here together? I ended up unconscious on the ground and somehow you landed in the artic.
:'''Chloe''': I told you, I don't remember what happened.
:'''Lex''': Then why have you been avoiding me, Chloe? It's been weeks since I brought you back from that hospital in the Yukon where I found you.
:'''Chloe''': I've been busy, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Right, I heard being a third wheel is very time consuming.
:'''Chloe''': Clark and Lana are finally together. They're happy. That's all that should matter to a real friend.
:'''Lex''': I think you know more than you're telling me about what happened in this cave, about Clark's involvement. I know you think you're being a good friend, but you're playing a very dangerous game.
:'''Chloe''': Kinda like covering up the spaceship Lana said crashed during the meteor shower.
:'''Lex''': Lana was hysterical. She didn't see what she thought she did.
:'''Chloe''': Well, maybe you didn't either, Lex. Stop asking me questions or I will start asking my own.

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:'''Clark''': Destiny's just another word for not having a choice.

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:'''Clark''': It's a lot heavier than I remember.
:'''Jonathan''': You're just going to have to learn, Clark. Pace yourself. You're human now.
:'''Chloe''': Ah, the joys of manual labor.
:'''Clark''': It's not so bad. I kinda like being sore. It makes me feel like I've actually accomplished something. No pain, no gain, right?

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:'''Chloe''': Breaking news: Clark Kent saves the day.
:'''Clark''': Thanks to you.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, well, I did just what I usually do. You were the one who took down three meteor freaks without any... special advantages. Then again, once a hero, always a hero.

=== ''Hidden'' ===

:'''Clark''': All right, look, okay, my dad isn't going to be up for about fifteen minutes and we gotta get outta here. Well, you gotta get outta here.
:'''Lana''': You sure? 'Cause sticking around for breakfast sounds like fun.
:'''Clark''': What?!
:'''Lana''': Pass me my shoe. "We won't fall asleep. I promise." What else are we going to do at two o'clock in the morning?
:'''Clark''': You aren't mad, are you?
:'''Lana''': I'm furious.
:''[They kiss]''

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:'''Clark''': Am I dead?
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': Your mortal journey is over, yes, but your eminent destiny is too important to sacrifice. You will return with all your natural gifts. Unfortunately, this rectification does not come without a price. The life of someone close to you will be exchanged for yours.
:'''Clark''': No. No, I would never ask for that.
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': You already did. When you decided to relinquish your powers and disobey me. It was your choice.
:'''Clark''': Then just don't bring me back!
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': It's too late. For everything in nature, there is a balance. The life force that has been returned to you will soon be taken from... from someone you love. You're about to face your darkest hour, my son. But, remember: The lessons that we learn from pain are the ones that make us the strongest.

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:'''Clark''': I can't take that risk. I've risked too much already and now someone else is going to have to pay for it.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, is everything okay? What's going on?
:'''Clark''': I never should have given up my powers. Why didn't I listen to him? Chloe, I think I've made a terrible mistake.

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:'''Jonathan''': Son, they told us you were dead.
:'''Clark''': I was.
:'''Jonathan''': Jor-El...
:'''Clark''': Yeah.
:'''Martha''': He returned your powers, didn't he?
:'''Clark''': I'm not human anymore. It's the only way I could come back.
:'''Jonathan''': We heard about a missile malfunction. You stopped it, didn't you? It's not easy to sacrifice the things you want the most to save other people. We're so proud of you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': The sacrifice would've been not coming back at all.

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:'''Lana''': Clark's medical file.
:'''Lex''': That's confidential.
:'''Lana''': I heard you asked for it at the hospital. All of his test results came back normal. When are you going to realize, Lex, that he's just like the rest of us?
:'''Lex''': Do you really believe that, or is that what you have to tell yourself to stay in a relationship with him? You've had your doubts about him too. You can't deny it.
:'''Lana''': I was wrong. Believe me, there is nothing unusual about Clark. Except his ability to see the good in people who don't deserve it.
:'''Lex''': I think you're forgetting something, Lana. Whatever new lie he told you, however he swept it under the rug, a normal person doesn't rise from the dead.

=== ''Aqua'' ===

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:'''Lois''': I just ran into Mrs. Kent at the Talon and right out of nowhere, she asked if I would like to move back in at the farm.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, right... Really?
:'''Lois''': I know, isn't that sweet? Oh, don't worry. You little snuggle bunnies can hop right on away. I'm a light sleeper. I'm going for a dip.
:'''Clark''': ''[to Lana]'' Do you think she could sleep through me smothering her with a pillow?

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:'''Chloe''': So, I take it Lana hasn't gotten to peek into the confidential files of Clark Kent yet.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, you think I'm happy about having my powers back and lying about them? I didn't ask for this to happen.
:'''Chloe''': We didn't ask for a world that needs heroes, but the truth is we do. Now more than ever, Clark.

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:'''Professor Fine''': History is not about facts. It's about the context and who is telling the story. So, what is history? What is herstory? What is your story, Mr. Kent? How will you affect the world around you for generations to come?
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure you can know that at eighteen.
:'''Professor Fine''': Tell that to Alexander the Great or, to bring it closer to home, Lex Luthor. Now, he's not much older than you are and yet he's turned his father's agro business into a leading defense contractor. He's gone from feeding people to killing them, and yet his story is that he's a white knight who's just put a small Kansas town on the map. Beware of white knights, people. They don't slay dragons. They train them for their own dark purpose. Think of Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon.
:'''Clark''': Lex isn't a saint, but I don't think you can put him in the same league as those guys.
:'''Professor Fine''': An honest opinion. I like that.

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:'''Professor Fine''': Why else would the son of family farmers be defending such a man?
:'''Clark''': It's a long story, but Lex's not the man you make him out to be.
:'''Professor Fine''': Well, you know, [[Groucho Marx]] said there was only one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him. If he says yes, then he must be crooked.
:'''Clark''': I would think a college professor would be quoting [[Karl Marx]], not Groucho.
:'''Professor Fine''': German philosophy is easy. Comedy's hard.

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:''[Arthur "A.C." Curry (the future "Aquaman") bids Clark adieu.]''
:'''A.C.''': Maybe when I'm finished saving the world, we could start a Junior Lifeguard Association.
:'''Clark''': Nah, I don't think I'm ready for the JLA yet.

=== ''Thirst'' ===

:'''Professor Fine''': The question is: will you leave your footprints on the history of time or let them be washed away by the tides of more powerful men? Mr. Kent, what about you?
:'''Clark''': Me? I, um...
:'''Professor Fine''': LuthorCorp practically owns your hometown Smallville. What if you found out that Lex Luthor, the emperor of the company, was a dangerous, unstable, megalomaniac, bent on destroying your world. Would you have the courage to try to stop him?

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:'''Professor Fine''': Why would a man of your stature be so concerned with the comings and goings of a freshman farmboy?
:'''Lex''': If you know so much about me, Professor, I'm sure you realize I donate a considerable amount of funding to this university that allows me an unusual amount of access to the dean and the academic review board.
:'''Professor Fine''': Yeah, I know. The buying of influence is part of my second semester.
:'''Lex''': If you have a second semester.

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:'''Chloe''': Okay, for someone with a keen weird-ar, I can't believe I did not see the signs, but I defy anyone to tell the difference between a nascent vampire and a freshman girl with a hangover.

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:'''Lana''': I'm sorry it had to be this way, Clark. But we don't always get to choose who we are. Sometimes, our destiny leads us to places that we don't want to go, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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:'''Chloe''': I got in on the ground floor of my dream. Okay, so it's actually the basement. But, it's Daily Planet! The paper of record for kings, presidents and prime ministers; not to mention future superheroes. The way I look at it, I had no place to go, but up, up, and away.

=== ''Exposed'' ===

:'''Lois''': Clark, look, I'm not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and about the lap dance. If you decide to tell anyone about it, your [[w:Elmer Fudd|Elmer Fudd]] nightlight will make a very public appearance.
:'''Clark''': Aye-Aye... sailor.

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:'''Clark''': Is it true, Lex?
:'''Lex''': You know, after you've been M.I.A. for weeks, I don't think a hello is too much to ask for.
:'''Clark''': How long you been planning to run for state senate?
:'''Lex''': Several months now, and if you're implying I should have told you, you might want to rethink the barrier you've drawn on this friendship.

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:'''Jack''': You've never had a lie get out of hand? Or you've never been caught at it?
:'''Jonathan''': I've never been in a position where people look up to me. You are Clark's hero.
:'''Jack''': So I'm not supposed to have any faults, huh? Who can live up to that? You know why there's no heroes today? It's because at the end of the day, people don't respect them; they envy them. And they're just waiting for them to screw up.

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:'''Lex''': Tell me what you remember about King David. Humor me.
:'''Clark''': King David... Slew Goliath, saved his people.
:'''Lex''': And afterward, he saw a beautiful woman bathing and fell madly in love. The problem was, she turned out to be his best friend's wife. So you know what our great hero did? He sent his best friend off to die in battle so he could have her to himself.
:'''Clark''': Kind of leave that part out, don't they?
:'''Lex''': We all need to believe in heroes, Clark, and even the best ones are far from perfect.

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:'''Jack''': After 20 years, the man's still got a Hell of a knack for the guilt trip, doesn't he?
:'''Clark''': Usually works 'cause he's right.
:'''Jack''': Your father's always had some pretty high expectations of the people around him. He's the one man I never wanted to disappoint.
:'''Clark''': You should try being his son. The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much he lays on, he never expects more than he expects of himself.
:'''Jack''': You think your dad will ever forgive me?
:'''Clark''': Yeah. I've given him a lot of trial runs in the forgiveness arena.

=== ''Splinter'' ===

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:'''Lionel''': I know about Clark. Chloe Sullivan has supplied me with all the information I need: his true identity, the powers he possesses and uses. I know he's vulnerable to kryptonite. Accept my support, and I can guarantee you a seat in the senate.
:'''Jonathan''': And what happens if I don't accept?
:'''Lionel''': The truth about Clark will come out in any case. The only difference is how he'll be treated when we run the tests. He can either be a distinguished guest or strapped down, helpless like a lab rat. It's your choice.

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:'''Clark''': Why are you doing this to me, Dad? Why are you doing this?! No more lies. Tell me the truth. Tell me!
:'''Jonathan''': You want the truth? You were never really my son. You're the thing I found in the corn field.

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:'''Lex''': The investigation into Clark Kent has yielded a surprising revelation. Clark Kent is not of this earth. He is an alien; an intruder from a distant galaxy, the first vanguard of an invasion.
:'''Clark''': No! No! That's not what I am!
:'''Lex''': But I know his weakness. I know how to stop this strange visitor from another planet. I'm the one that's gonna kill you, Clark.

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:'''Professor Fine''': Brutus and Caesar. Jesus and Judas. They all started out as best friends. What happened? Well, if history teaches us one thing, it's that even the most powerful men can be betrayed by those they trust the most. The reason betrayal is such a predominant theme throughout history is really quite simple. Duplicity is human nature.

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:'''Clark''': You say "human" like it's a bad thing.
:'''Professor Fine''': Just going off what I've seen. This race shows promise, but at this point in history, they are still duplicitous by their very nature. Even the ones you think you love can't be trusted.
:'''Clark''': You don't know anything about this race. Yeah, they can be petty and dishonest and betray each other over nothing. But they can also be honest and loyal. And they would give up everything to protect someone they love. Even if they were from another planet.
:'''Professor Fine''': Kal-El...
:'''Clark''': My name is Clark. And I'll always believe in my friends and my family.
:'''Professor Fine''': I sincerely hope your trust hasn't been misplaced.

=== ''Solitude'' ===

:'''Lois''': Let me give you a little friendly advice: Bow out of the race before a pesky little squirrel digs up one of your rotten acorns.
:'''Lex''': Well, thanks, Lois. You know, there's nothing more valuable than the savvy political advice of a muffin-peddling college dropout. Speaking of, do you have banana blueberry today?

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:'''Clark''': You know, Professor Fine said that human beings were insignificant and couldn't be depended on. He obviously didn't know you very well.
:'''Chloe''': Please. Robo-Professor knows as much about human nature as R2-D2.

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:'''Clark''': He's my father. I have the right to know everything about him.
:'''Professor Fine''': I agree. When you're ready.
:'''Clark''': I'm ready now!
:'''Professor Fine''': Impatience is such a pathetic human trait. But I suppose it's to be expected from someone raised by such a primitive race.
:'''Clark''': I happen to care a great deal about this primitive race... a lot more than I do about Krypton.

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:'''Martha''': You've given me so much happiness, Clark. I don't know what I would've been without you.
:'''Clark''': Without me, none of this would have happened.
:'''Martha''': Don't ever feel guilty about this. Do you hear me? I wouldn't have it any other way. You're gonna be fine. Look at you. You're a man now, Clark. A wonderful man. My job's done.

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:'''Professor Fine''': The only way to save your mother is to destroy the fortress. Jor-El's will is controlling her virus through the crystals. If you bring down his fortress, you will save your mother from his grip.
:'''Clark''': All he's ever done is try to ruin my life.
:'''Professor Fine''': Sadly, that was his legacy on Krypton, as well.
:'''Clark''': I want him gone.

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:'''Clark''': Dad we both know Jor-El's not the type to just let things go.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, when it comes down to it, none of us are going to be around forever. We can't dwell on that. I think the trick is just to live your life to its fullest. Make sure you spend as much time as you possibly can with the people you love.

=== ''Lexmas'' ===

:'''Lex''': Much like Ebenezer Scrooge, I realized that what I want more than anything is to live happily ever after. And do you know what the secret to living happily ever after is? Power. Money and power. See, once you have those two things, you can secure everything else... and keep it that way.

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:'''Lex''': Dr. Litvack told me the odds of survival I had going into surgery. Pretty reckless roll of the dice, don't you think?
:'''Lionel''': On the contrary, son. What I did may appear callous, but opting for my son to have surgery was a deliberate decision.
:'''Lex''': But it wasn't your decision to make, was it? You went against the doctors' advice not because you wanted to save me, but because you couldn't bear having a cripple for a son.
:'''Lionel''': You may hate me for taking the risk, but I had to make a choice. And you're alive, and you can walk. I had to give you that chance.
:'''Lex''': And what if I hadn't made it? How would you have justified your decision then? How dare you play God with my life.

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:'''Lex''': Oh, not to worry, Griff. We Luthors are made of pretty tough and definitely expensive material.

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:'''Lex''': I want you to pull the pin on that grenade. Find it, fake it... do whatever it takes to knock Jonathan Kent out of the race. I want to be senator. I want it all.
:'''Griff''': Consider it done. Merry Christmas.

=== ''Fanatic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': I know you didn't come by this late at night just to drop off this press release. What happened?
:'''Clark''': How far do you want to cross the friendship boundary?
:'''Chloe''': Since when do we have boundaries?... All right, why don't you just leave out the details?
:'''Clark''': Well, everything was fine between Lana and I when I was human. I mean, it was great.
:'''Chloe''': ''[prodding him]'' Okay, Clark...
:'''Clark''': But now I have my abilities, it's like our... sex... life has been on hiatus.
:'''Chloe''': Oh. I know I'm gonna regret asking this question, but why?
:'''Clark''': It takes some time for me to adjust my abilities to new situations.
:'''Chloe''': Wow. Uh, awkward factor 8. So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid that in the heat of the moment you might... please don't make me finish this sentence, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Well, you see, that's the thing. I'm not sure what would happen. I mean if I couldn't control myself...
:'''Chloe''': Okay, you know, Clark, right there that's something that can't never be unseen.
:'''Clark''': It's not funny.
:'''Chloe''': No, you're right, it's not. It's just that this conversation definitely cements me as your Krypto-hag.

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:''[discussing Clark pulling away from Lana]''
:'''Lana''': It just feels like you're afraid to touch me anymore. Did something happen? Clark? Okay, is this where I have to remind you that you're the one who said we wouldn't keep things from each other?
:'''Clark''': Why is this about me? I mean, you're the one that pulled away first. You moved to Metropolis two weeks after we got together. And now you spend every moment with these books. Why astronomy?
:'''Lana''': It's homework.
:'''Clark''': It's an obsession. And that thing about honesty? It works both ways.
:'''Lana''': Nice deflection, but I don't fall for that anymore.

=== ''Lockdown'' ===

:''[Clark super speeds out of the room]''
:'''Chloe''': Damn, I wish I could do that.

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:'''Lex''': ''[delirious]'' Do you think I'd look better with hair?
:'''Lana''': Um, I don't know. I've never thought about it.
:'''Lex''': Oh, I have. I've thought about a lot of things... Clark has really nice hair.
:'''Lana''': Yeah. Yeah, I guess he does.
:'''Lex''': Does he know?
:'''Lana''': That he has nice hair?

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:'''Chloe''': Clark! Can you at least put on the brakes before you tornado my homework?
:'''Clark''': Sorry.

=== ''Reckoning'' ===

:'''Clark''': ''[after confessing his secret]'' Do I look different to you now?
:'''Lana''': Clark, you look like the same handsome guy I've always known.
:'''Clark''': Handsome as in "I wanna spend the rest of my life with you" or handsome as in "I'm gonna let you down easy?"
:'''Lana''': As in "Yes, Clark, I'll marry you."

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:'''Lana''': What would you do if you thought you knew someone really well, and it turns out that there's this... whole other side to them?
:'''Lois''': Well, that depends. Are we in arms-dealer territory, or are we talking ''[[w:The Crying Game]]''?
:'''Lana''': Nothing like that.
:'''Lois''': Then I guess the question is, does it change the way you feel about him?
:'''Lana''': Maybe.
:'''Lois''': Look, I don't know what's going on, but I would be lucky to end up with someone as honorable as Clark some day.

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:'''Jor-El''': Human life is fragile, my son. You knew her life would be exchanged for yours.
:'''Clark''': Don't make her pay for my mistake! If I hadn't told her the truth about me, she'd still be alive! You have to let me fix it.
:'''Jor-El''': Your powers on Earth may seem extraordinary, Kal-El, but we are not gods.

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:'''Clark''': There has to be a way to fix this. Please.
:'''Jor-El''': There's one trial you have yet to experience, but you must heed my warning. The tide of fate is impossible to stop. Even if you are able to alter one course of events, the universe will find others. There is only one crystal. Once you make this choice, there is no second chance. Decide carefully.
:'''Clark''': I have to save her.

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:'''Martha''': Clark... a heart beats only so many times in a life. Your father used his more than anyone I know.
:'''Clark''': I just don't know how I'm supposed to be the man he wanted me to be without him here.
:'''Martha''': You're his son. You know what's right and wrong. And whether your father is here with us or not, you're a man he's proud of... a man he could look up to. And something tells me he won't be the only one.

=== ''Vengeance'' ===

:'''Lionel''': It must be humbling to pull all those strings and find out they're attached to nothing.
:'''Lex''': Especially when your father's the one holding the scissors.

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:'''Lionel''': What good is having a family if they don't watch out for each other?
:'''Lex''': On the off chance that unshakable family loyalty fails, there's always those Luthor closets to rummage through.
:'''Lionel''': All right, let's skip the prologue, Lex. What ancient skeleton do you think you've dug up this time?
:'''Lex''': Well, it's not quite a skeleton yet. More like a freshly laid corpse... I wonder how Martha Kent would feel if she knew you had a secret meeting with her husband right before he died. Now, a transgression like that would test the virtues of even the most forgiving woman.

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:'''Clark''': I should have listened to you, Chloe. You tried to warn me. I had my hands around that guy's throat, and I thought that if I just kept squeezing the life out of him, then it would make everything right again.
:'''Chloe''': God, Clark. But you didn't?
:'''Clark''': No.
:'''Chloe''': What made you stop?
:'''Clark''': My dad's voice. This is going to sound weird, but I could hear him. He was the one that always kept me from going over the edge when I was too close.

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:'''Chloe''': Do you think you could ever do what she did? Play the mild-mannered reporter by day and a crime-fighter by night?
:'''Clark''': Honestly, I'm kind of hoping I can find a way to not have to hide who I really am.

=== ''Tomb'' ===

:'''Clark''': Why haven't you gone to see her?
:'''Chloe''': Well because, because I'm afraid. I mean what if I look in her eyes and I see myself?
:'''Clark''': What if you wait too long and you never get the chance to look into her eyes again? She's your mother, she always will be. It's not going to change no matter what.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, you don’t know what goes on there. Do you really want Lex and these doctors getting inside Chloe’s head?
:'''Lois''': If it makes her feel better, I don’t care if Daffy Duck whacks her with a mallet!
:'''Chloe''': Guys, I’m drugged, not deaf.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, I'm a writer. If I was going to kill myself, I would've written one hell of a suicide note.

=== ''Cyborg'' ===

:''[Clark confronts Lana's mysterious car-crash "victim" outside the hospital.]''
:'''Clark''': She said she hit you full on and you're not even hurt. How'd you manage that?
:'''Victor''': [[Advertising slogans#milk-body-good|Milk. Does a body good.]]

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:''[Clark bursts in on Lex.]''
:'''Clark''': We need to talk!
:'''Lex''': And you should work on your entrance, Clark. Bit abrupt, don't you think?
:'''Clark''': What do you know about Syntechnics?
:'''Lex''': See, now that's exactly what I mean. No small talk, no pleasantries — just straight to the accusations.
:'''Clark''': I haven't accused you of anything.
:'''Lex''': You don't have to. Your, uh, righteous tone says it all. So what am I have supposed to have done this time?

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:'''Victor''': I'd say thank you, but... the words just seem too small.
:'''Clark''': And completely unnecessary.
:'''Victor''': Your mom raised you modest, didn't she?

=== ''Hypnotic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Every single one of us has gone through some sort of an identity crisis at one point or another. It's like a rite of passage in Smallville.

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:'''Chloe''': I just don't get it. I mean, if it was Red "K", you wouldn't be doing chores. And if it was Silver "K", you'd be afraid that pitchfork over there would turn you into a shish kabob.

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:'''Chloe''': Oh my God. I just knocked out Martha Kent.
:'''Lois''': Well, considering she was about to redecorate her wallpaper with my brain matter, I don't think you had a choice!

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:'''Lex''': Clark, you've been hypnotized. How else could you throw me across the room like that?

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:'''Lois''': Face it, Clark is no different then any other red-blooded male. His brain is not his commanding officer.

=== ''Void'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': ''[to Clark]'' This is your destiny, son. You are going to touch the lives of so many people. Not just as a man, but as a symbol. You're a symbol of peace. You're a symbol of justice. And now it's time for you to go.

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:'''Lex''': Is this going to be another apology?
:'''Lana''': Well, they don't make a card for "Sorry I got you killed."

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:'''Clark''': You died because of me. When Jor-El brought me back to life and restored my powers... he told me there'd be a price - the life of someone I love. I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so sorry.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark... believe me you have nothing to be sorry about. I lived a full, wonderful life. I had everything a husband or a father could ever possibly dream of. I am so very proud that I died protecting you.
:'''Clark''': Protecting me from what?
:'''Jonathan''': Lionel Luthor, Clark. He knows your secret. He knows everything. You can't stay here, son. You've got to keep your mother safe. You've got to keep the whole world safe.

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:'''Chloe''': Well I'll reach out to my source and see if they know anything else. Clark, don't worry about it. You won the first fight. My money's on you in the rematch.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I don't think Fine is the only thing we need to worry about. When I was injected with the serum and died, I saw my father.
:'''Chloe''': Oh my God, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, he told me there's someone else who knows my secret - Lionel Luthor.
:'''Chloe''': Well you can't be sure. I mean what you saw it could have been a hallucination. You know a manifestation of your desires and fears.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I could feel my father. It was real. I know it in my heart.

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:'''Lillian''': What was it then that brought you to me? Oh yes, you were shot coming out of a meeting with the man you hired to destroy Jonathan Kent's reputation, so you could become senator. How'd that turn out, by the way?
:'''Lex''': If you're really my dead mother, wouldn't you know?
:'''Lillian''': It was a rhetorical question, Alexander; of course I know.

=== ''Fragile'' ===

:'''Clark''': Chloe, if my parents hadn't found me in that field, it could have been me in the foster care system, scaring people with my powers, being accused of crimes I didn't commit.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, and Clark, one of your greatest powers is your unrelenting faith in people.

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:'''Maddie''': Clark, did you ever meet your real dad?
:'''Clark''': Sort of...
:'''Maddie''': Was he bad like mine?
:'''Clark''': Maybe worse. But just because he gave me life doesn't mean I'm anything like him. See, the thing is, Maddie, anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

=== ''Mercy'' ===

:'''Lionel''': I've been expecting you, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': How long have you known?
:'''Lionel''': From the moment I held in my hand the crystal that helped to create your Fortress of Solitude.
:'''Clark''': The one that put you in a coma.
:'''Lionel''': Coma? I like to think of it as... a state of contemplative repose.
:'''Clark''': You've known my secret for almost a year.
:'''Lionel''': Yes.
:'''Clark''': Why haven't you done anything?
:'''Lionel''': What? Expose you to the world? A strange visitor from another planet? I've tried to tell you--I am not your enemy. To reveal your secret would change your destiny. And it would harm someone I care about very deeply.
:'''Clark''': You had a choice: To kill my mother or to kill yourself.
:'''Lionel''': I could never harm your mother. There was no choice.
:'''Clark''': Yeah. ''[pause]'' Unless you knew the gun wasn't loaded.
:'''Lionel''': You have no reason to believe anything I say. I realize that. I hope eventually you will come to trust me. I only want what's best for you and your mother, son.
:'''Clark''': ''[angrily]'' You don't call me that. Jonathan Kent was my father.
:'''Lionel''': No. I'm not trying to take his place.
:'''Clark''': You couldn't. My mother seems to think there may be some good in you, but I'm not so sure.
:'''Lionel''': It takes time, Clark. Maybe you will be.
:'''Clark''': Or maybe you'll just show your true colors. Secret or no secret, you stay away from my mother, or you'll wish I'd never saved your life.

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:'''Lionel''': It was you, Lex. I know it.
:'''Lex''': What?
:'''Lionel''': Disabling my limo in the path of an oncoming train. You know that kind of melodrama went out of style with silent movies.

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:'''Lex''': I may not like you very much, Dad, but you’re a valuable asset to LuthorCorp. Killing you would hurt the bottom line.
:'''Lionel''': Your concern is truly touching.

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:'''Lionel''': Well I'm just thankful the elevator safety breaks slowed us down enough to survive the fall.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, you should be. Especially since Cole disabled them.
:'''Lionel''': That's enough to make a man believe in miracles. Isn't, son?
:'''Lex''': I don't suppose Clark had any thing to do with that divine intervention?

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:'''Chloe''': ''[about Lionel]'' Why don't you let me use that as an in, you know, to find out what he's really up to?
:'''Clark''': What if he finds out what you're up to? It's too risky.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, and waiting for Darth Luthor to hatch his evil plan isn't?

=== ''Fade'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Come on, Clark. Pick up the pace-- somewhere between a brisk walk and super speed. The star witness testifies in fifteen minutes.
:'''Clark''': Not that I mind being your "Boy Friday" and all, but I don't understand why you need an escort.
:'''Chloe''': I don't. I just thought a nice little field trip to the courthouse might help reignite that journalism spark.
:'''Clark''': I hate to break it ''[Chloe gives Clark a press pass]'' to you, but my ace-reporter days ended when I left The Torch.
:'''Chloe''': All right, then consider it a much needed get-off-the-farm pass. Look, Clark, I know this has been the year from hell -- and that was before you broke up with Lana. There are only so many days you can hole yourself up in that loft before I pull an intervention.
:'''Clark''': I am not holed up. It's just... ever since I found out Lionel knows my secret I've been waiting for a bomb to go off.
:'''Chloe''': Well, don't duck and cover just yet. For all we know, he may never even light the fuse.
:'''Clark''': This is Lionel Luthor we're talking about.

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:'''Lois''': Official warning -- I'm a third degree black belt. That means I can't be held liable for any funeral costs.

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:'''Martha''': So, how are you? Clark told me what happened.
:'''Lois''': Me? I'm fine. Getting swept off my feet by a notorious hit man is my way of living la vida loca.

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:'''Clark''': I guess this a bad time to ask for a favor?
:'''Chloe''': Are you kidding me? The amount of times you saved my butt you can pull a coin from the favor bank anytime you need. What's up?
:'''Clark''': Somebody sent me a 50-inch plasma with all the bells and whistles; forgot to sign the gift card.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, that's not a problem. That's winning the Trifecta. When's movie night?

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:'''Lana''': Actually, I wasn't your only visitor. Clark stopped by earlier.
:'''Lex''': Really?
:'''Lana''': Yeah.
:'''Lex''': It's too bad it takes a near-death experience to bring old friends together.

=== ''Oracle'' ===

:''[Clark and Chloe sneak into Lionel's office at night.]''
:'''Clark''': Let's look for anything my dad might be warning me about.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, it might take a minute. I can't exactly search for a file called "My Evil Scheme".

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:''[Clark is choking Lionel with Fine [as Jonathan] behind him]''
:'''Fine [as Jonathan]''': Yeah, so go on, son, and avenge my death.
:'''Lionel''': Your father would never make you a murderer, Clark.
:'''Fine [as Jonathan]''': Kill him!

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:'''Lex''': One more thing, Clark. Lana called me. I don't want to hear you rifling through her stuff like a crazy roommate again. If you want something from me, don't go running to Lana to find it. You really crossed the line.
:'''Clark''': All those years we were friends, were you just waiting for me to step aside, so you could swoop in and make your move?
:'''Lex''': I don't know, Clark. All those years you told Lana you loved her, were you just waiting to walk away and break her heart? Look, there's a natural tendency to blame the person who's replaced you. I get that. But I didn't take Lana from you. You lost her all by yourself.

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:'''Lois''': I thought you would be outside Lana's dorm with your binoculars by now.
:'''Clark''': I appreciate your concern, but Lana and I are none of your business.
:'''Lois''': Please, Smallville, I've had three exes put under military surveillance. I'm hardly qualified to deal out post-relationship tact. But...it's for some tough love. Lana's going to move on.
:'''Clark''': She already has -- Lex.
:'''Lois''': And it sucks, but you gotta trust your gut that you did this for a reason. For whatever reasons guys have for dumping hot, smart, fun girls these days. Look, give her some space, Clark. Your whole night-stalker routine? That's gonna any good feelings that Lana has for you.
:'''Clark''': If there are any.
:'''Lois''': Look, sometimes you gotta tuck your feelings away until it's the right time. Like stuffing dollars into a piggy bank for a bike you can't quite afford.
:'''Clark''': Except I can't quite imagine there is anyone is out there.
:'''Lois''': Oh, you never know, Clark. Even if you finally crack open that piggy bank, you found all this time you haven't been saving for a bike. You been really saving it for a Harley.
:'''Clark''': There are times when think you don't know me at all...and others where I think you know me better than anyone.
:'''Lois''': That's what I'm here for, Smallville -- one save at a time.

=== ''Vessel'' ===

:'''Professor Fine''': Humans. They are so fragile. They'll never survive without their technology, no matter how crude. Take that away and they'll devolve back to the animals they really are.

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:'''Clark''': If you thought this friendship was so doomed from the beginning, then why did you fight so hard to keep it?
:'''Lex''': Because I wanted everything you had; the family, the inconspicuous life, the loyal girlfriend. Well, at least I walked away with the part you love the most.

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:'''Clark''': Jor-El wants me to kill the person who will be the vessel. Zod will possess a human form, destroy Earth just as he did Krypton. But I can't kill anyone. You of all people should know that.
:'''Lionel''': Clark, the real test of a hero is knowing when the greater good will be served by an evil act. To save the Earth, the cost of one life is the price that must be paid.
:'''Clark''': Even if that life is your son?

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:'''Lex''': Ever since that day on the bridge, you've always seen yourself as my savior; the one thing that would pull me off the dark path I'd started. See, that's why you cling to the idea that there's still some good in me. You don't want to face the fact that you might have failed.
:'''Clark''': Or maybe I just can't believe that someone would have so little willpower.
:'''Lex''': It's a little hard to compete with the iron willpower it takes to kill one of your best friends.

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:'''Zod [in Lex]''': You have your father's eyes... hello, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': Where's Lex?
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': Lex is dead.
:'''Clark''': Why are you here?
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': For the same reason as anyone who'd been imprisoned like a beast. Revenge. Your father banished me to an eternal hell, trying to save a doomed race. But, in the end, the only survivor of his pathetic crusade was his son.
:'''Clark''': Then this is between us. These people have done nothing to harm you.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': No. But you feel no pain greater than to see others in agony.
:'''Clark''': I won't let you destroy this planet like you did Krypton.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': You don't have a choice. Unless you join me.
:'''Clark''': I'll never join you.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': I hope that's a decision you'll be able to live with... forever.

== Season 6 ==

=== ''Zod'' ===

:'''Martha''': Every world needs its heroes, Clark. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's just around the corner.

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:'''Martha''': I've lost my husband and now my son because of your games!
:'''Jor-El''': We have both lost much, Martha Kent. But you must put aside your anguish if you wish to save your world.

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:'''Raya''': Zod is a soldier. He will kill you.
:'''Clark''': If there was a way for you to save everyone you loved, wouldn't you risk dying?
:'''Raya''': You truly are your father's son.

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:'''Zod [in Lex]''': So easily beaten. Disappointing.
:'''Clark''': I won't let you destroy Earth, like you did Krypton.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': Jor-El couldn't stop me, and neither will his son.
:'''Clark''': Then I'll die trying.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': But you won't be the only one. These humans you care so much about... swear your allegiance to me, and I'll allow the ones you love the most to live...Kneel before Zod.

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:'''Lex''': Look, I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and try to rebuild everything I've damaged.
:'''Lana''': That might not be easy.
:'''Lex''': Well, nothing worth it ever is.

=== ''Sneeze'' ===

:'''Lex''': Well I forgot what a concerned parent you are. That's why you're having me followed, isn't it? To make sure I don't destroy the rest of the world?
:'''Lionel''': If I were having you followed, son, you would never know it. I can guarantee you that.

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:'''Chloe''': When you escaped from that Kryptonian [[w:Land of the Lost|Land of the Lost]], I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?
:'''Clark''': Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no.
:'''Chloe''': I guess heroes don’t get sick days.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can.
:'''Clark''': That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake.
:'''Chloe''': I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down. ''[Clark blows]'' Good thing you didn't have garlic today.

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:'''Chloe''': You just take care of that cold. We've enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looming off the coast.

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:'''Lois''': Miracles really do happen: man walked on the moon, call waiting was created, and Lois Lane got her first by-line on the front page of the Inquisitor.
:'''Chloe''': Hey, that's great, Lo. I don't know how I feel about the alien angle, but...
:'''Lois''': I wasn't too crazy about the E.T. spin, either, but my editor insisted it'd help sell papers, so...
:'''Clark''': Well, let's hear it for journalistic integrity.
:'''Lois''': Look, I swear, you guys, when I was writing that article, I don't know... I don't think I've ever been happier in my life. The thrill of discovery, the clacking of keys, the scent of fresh ink. Yeah, I think I've finally found my calling.

=== ''Wither'' ===

:'''Lex''': Happiness is just a feeling of euphoria. It's your brain chemistry going into overdrive. That's why so many relationships fail when the honeymoon ends and reality sets in.
:'''Lana''': Wow, have you always been such a romantic?

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:'''Clark''': Hey, how goes life living with Lois?
:'''Chloe''': Closer to coffee, further from sanity, but, you know, until Metropolis University reopens, I guess... what is it they say about a gift horse?
:'''Clark''': "Stay away from the mouth," which is difficult because Lois uses hers so much.

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:'''Lex''': You've always had an eye for beauty. It's a Latin name, formositas falsus. "Beauty that belies a dark nature."
:'''Clark''': So, even your plants have hidden agendas.
:'''Lex''': Well, I guess it all comes down to survival of the fittest. Doesn't it?
:'''Clark''': A strange vine has cropped up over the ridge at Lone Pine. It's attacking people.
:'''Lex''': And naturally you came to my little shop of horrors to foil my ingenious plot to repopulate the planet with vegetation. Sorry, Clark. I'm all out of evil.

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:'''Lois''': ''[to Oliver]'' Well, I wasn't going to give it to you, but the tights... you're totally pulling it off.
:'''Lex''': You should see him in a tutu.
:'''Oliver Queen''': Lex Luthor... with a girl that he doesn't have to inflate.

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:'''Gloria''': Kryptonians, always so hard and cold.
:'''Clark''': You can't go home. I can't let you stay. What are we gonna do?
:'''Gloria''': We'll have to let nature decide.

=== ''Arrow'' ===

:'''Oliver''': This is funny. You know, the way Lois talked about you, I thought you were gonna be a little bit more of a...
:'''Clark''': Little more what? Of a geek?
:'''Lois''': Well, you're not exactly jumping the velvet ropes at nightclubs, so...
:'''Clark''': It's really nice to see that Lois has found someone who can overlook her personality.
:'''Oliver''': Oh, don't worry about it, Clark. If I lived under the same roof with such a beautiful woman, I probably would mask my feelings in sarcasm, too.

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:'''Oliver''': [discussing Lois investigating the Green Arrow] Look, forget about this guy for the weekend. I can have you in Cancun by sunset, sipping margaritas.
:'''Lois''': Well, as much as I'd love to be your beach bimbo, the only person I'll be spending my weekend with is into leather and has a perverted fetish for archery.

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:'''Green Arrow''': Looks like I'm not the only one with a secret. I hate to break it to you, tough guy, but you're on the wrong side.
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure the police would agree.
:'''Green Arrow''': Look around you. The days of the good guy running the show are over.

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:'''Chloe''': So, how did you let this guy slip through your fingers?
:'''Clark''': This Green Arrow Bandit's got a lot of gadgets.
:'''Chloe''': Gadgets? Against the Man of Steel?
:'''Clark''': He's good, all right?
:'''Chloe''': Fine, backing off. The Green Arrow Bandit? Is that really the name Lois came up with? If you ask me, I'd lose the "Bandit," but, not my story.

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:'''Green Arrow''': I saved you.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, from goons who were trying to find you. They're not the only one with a "V" for vendetta on your little leather ass.
:'''Green Arrow''': Little? I've been really working the glutes lately, too.
:'''Lois''': Did the humor come with the costume?
:'''Green Arrow''': Did the Tomb Raider routine come from wanting daddy's attention?

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:'''Oliver''': Clark, you have abilities I couldn't even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you're close to.
:'''Clark''': But?
:'''Oliver''': But there's a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential... you can't wait for them to come to you. When you're ready to do something about that, you let me know.

=== ''Reunion'' ===

:'''Oliver''': Clark, I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out.
:'''Clark''': Looks like you need an upgrade.
:'''Oliver''': Or you need to learn how to knock.

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:'''Oliver''': I was thinking about developing a boxing-glove arrow, and then I thought, "come up with something a little fancier." ''[shoots an arrow]'' Contained Electromagnetic Pulse. Knocks out everything electrical within an 8-foot radius: cameras, laser systems... pacemakers. That last one was a joke, Clark.
:'''Clark''': I'm laughing on the inside.
:'''Oliver''': Maybe we'll get lucky one day and it'll bubble to the surface.

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:'''Young Lex''': What are you going do?
:'''Duncan''': I'm going help people, like Warrior Angel.
:'''Young Lex''': You better hit the gym. Spandex is tough to pull off.

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:'''Lois''': We've all done things we're not proud of. I just wish that Oliver didn't feel like he had to hide it from me.
:'''Clark''': You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets.
:'''Lois''': That is... totally retarded.

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:'''Clark''': Making the wrong choices and living with the consequences... it's not easy, is it?
:'''Oliver''': Speaking from experience, huh?
:'''Clark''': More than I'd like.
:'''Oliver''': You know, we all make bad choices, Clark. All we can do is hope to make the right ones in the future, right?

=== ''Fallout'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Jimmy, this isn't a story. It's a hunch. Besides what were you doing playing stalker-azzi in the middle of the night following Lex Luthor around?
:'''Jimmy Olsen''': Being proactive, hopefully nailing a front-page shot. You don't think some back-alley hand-off is suspicious?
:'''Chloe''': I think Lex Luthor getting out of bed in the morning is suspicious.

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:'''Clark''': I haven't been the best son.
:'''Raya''': Your father was hard on himself, too. He felt guilty that he couldn't save Krypton. His only redemption was sending you to save Earth.
:'''Clark''': Save it from what?
:'''Raya''': Extinction. Your civilization is going to destroy itself, just like Krypton. You should know this. It was part of your training.
:'''Clark''': I haven't started my training. Now the Fortress is damaged. Jor-El tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. I mean, how could I trust someone who brought so much pain into my life?
:'''Raya''': Pain is a part of anyone's journey, Kal-El. You can't escape it. You must accept your destiny.

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:'''Baern''': So this is Jor-El's famed Fortress of knowledge. I thought it'd be bigger.
:'''Clark''': It doesn't matter. You won't be staying long.
:'''Baern''': Big talk, big man. I'm surprised you're still standing. I guess Jor-El was right about how the yellow sun affects you Kryptonian cockroaches. But I'm back. And now, I'm supersized. This is the perfect place for the fall of the House of El. Paying for the sins of your father can be a bitch.

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:'''Martha''': It looks like Krypton gave us more than one hero.

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:'''Clark''': Mom, I know how much you love me and how much dad... but I've always felt different. Because I am. And Raya was the first person I ever met who could really understand that. And I don't think I ever really thought about what I'd lost... a family, a whole race of people who were just like me. For the first time, I'm ready to stop running from who I really am... from my destiny

=== ''Rage'' ===

:'''Lex''': What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?
:'''Green Arrow''': There's only one way to find out.

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:'''Clark''': You're looking awfully healthy.
:'''Oliver''': It's called exercise, Clark. It's something we mere mortals have to do from time to time.
:'''Clark''': According to the Daily Planet, the Green Arrow was shot last night.
:'''Oliver''': If I was shot, don't you think I'd be laying in a hospital or a morgue? I'm not bulletproof like you are, Clark.

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:'''Oliver''': Apparently, you were too busy using your powers to bale hay than to realize there's a crime wave in Metropolis. Let me ask you a question. Are you ever gonna get off your ass and finally do something for a change?
:'''Clark''': I didn't come here to be insulted.
:'''Oliver''': Well you know what? There's the door. I don't remember you being invited.
:'''Clark''': Oliver, what's going on with you?
:'''Oliver''': Clark, I don't need to take advice from someone whose only worry in life is to protect his own identity.

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:'''Clark''': Oliver, you're not a killer!
:'''Oliver''': No, but he is, Clark. You and I both know the world's a better place without Lex Luthor.
:'''Clark''': That's not for us to decide.

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:'''Clark''': What made you come to your senses?
:'''Oliver''': Actually, you did. This whole time, I just wanted to be like Clark Kent, you know? I wanted to... I wanted to have the ability to bring justice to the world without having to worry about getting killed in the process. And then something occurred to me, and I realized that Clark Kent would never take another man's life. I came within an inch of doing just that. I'm not even in your league.
:'''Clark''': Oliver, you do a lot of good in this world. You don't need to be indestructible to be a hero.

=== ''Static'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' Look, I understand that you feel like all these psychopathic space invaders are your fault, but you can't keep it all inside. You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders, and that's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved.

=== ''Subterranean'' ===

:'''Lex''': I thought I told you you're no longer a welcome guest at the mansion.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Lex, I don't want to be here either. But after what you've done...
:'''Lex''': And exactly what did I do? Did I swat a fly with too much force?

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:'''Chloe''': Come on, Clark, you put a psycho killer away and you reunited a mother with her son. I mean, there are only so many hours in the day.
:'''Clark''': Well, see, that's the thing. No matter how many people I save, I can't solve the world's problems.
:'''Chloe''': I don't know anyone else who does more for this world than you.

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:'''Clark''': You realize the only reason Lex is doing this is to wash his hands of it.
:'''Lana''': Lex had no idea what was going on on that farm.
:'''Clark''': Lana, you don't believe that.
:'''Lana''': Unlike some people I know, Lex doesn't lie to me.
:'''Clark''': Or he just wants his name clear of murder and slavery, so he sends a messenger to do his cleanup work.

=== ''Hydro'' ===

:'''Lois''': I don't get it. Of all the photographers in Metropolis, how is it that you end up with the first shots of our merry archer?
:'''Jimmy''': My connections.
:'''Lois''': No. Really.
:'''Jimmy''': Uh, well, the guy doesn't get out of the Suicide Slums much, so I just hung out there for a few weeks... in my car with my pepper spray and the doors locked.
:'''Lois''': This is it? A bunch of arms and legs? Nice work, hotshot. I mean, you didn't even manage to catch ''one'' shot of his face. All these tell me about Green Arrow is that he needs a band-aid.

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:'''Jimmy''': Preliminary investigation is calling it suicide, but how's a guy who's larger than life drown in two feet of water?
:'''Chloe''': Well, his career was over. And Lake was right; the coroner's report says that Dawson was juiced up on muscle mixers.
:'''Jimmy''': Chloe, come on, you're going to tell me that someone on a 'roid rage is going to lie down in a koi pond and call it a day?

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:'''Clark''': People keep secrets for a reason.
:'''Lois''': I don't know. If you ask me, I think a secret is just a big loophole in the whole "thou shall not lie" clause.
:'''Clark''': There's just no gray area with you, is there?
:'''Lois''': Not when someone I thought I knew better than anyone has been keeping the biggest secret of all.
:'''Clark''': What are you talking about?
:'''Lois''': What would you do if one day you realized someone close to you had a serious hero complex?
:'''Clark''': Hero complex?
:'''Lois''': Hiding his true identity from everyone he supposedly cares about? You can't tell me you wouldn't find something wrong with that.
:'''Clark''': Who exactly are we talking about?

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, before you unload your anger on me, can I just say that I think it is incredibly unfair that everyone trusts me to keep their secrets, and then they turn around and they throw me attitude for keeping someone else's secret! Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! God! ''[Clark hugs her]'' You had that coming, you know?
:'''Clark''': For the record... I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet."

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:'''Chloe''': The craziest part is he chucked a guy across an alley, right? [Lois: Oh yeah] And then supersped away. I mean, WHO does that?
:'''Clark''': Hmm. [pause] It's a good thing when Oliver showed up when he did. Then you know for sure.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, she knew before he showed up.
:'''Clark''': You did?
:'''Chloe''': Ask her how.
:'''Clark''': How?
:'''Lois''': I kissed him.
:'''Chloe''': Isn't that romantic? ''[Clark sighs and nods]'' Oh, I'm sorry Lois. Finish the story. ''[Clark tries to interrupt]'' This is the best part.
:'''Lois''': Hmmm. Well, he was holding me in his arms, and - Ollie's a good kisser, don't get me wrong - but that Green Arrow? He could teach Ollie a thing or two.

=== ''Justice'' ===

:'''Oliver''': Rain check?
:'''Lois''': Sure. I'll just put it next to the rest of the umbrellas you keep handing me. I mean, is it just me or is this relationship all interruptus and no coitus?

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:'''Bart''': I want a lawyer.
:'''Lex''': And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.

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:'''Victor''': Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head.... and a reason to go on living.
:'''Oliver''': Did he just say something nice about me?
:'''A.C.''': Maybe he's starting to rust.
:'''Clark''': A.C., how'd you fall into all this?
:'''A.C.''': I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.
:'''Victor''': A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.
:'''A.C.''': I would have gotten out of it.
:'''Oliver''': Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?
:'''Victor''': Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.
:'''A.C.''': Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.

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:'''Lex''': You.
:'''Green Arrow''': You remember. I'm touched.
:'''Lex''': Well, it's a little hard to forget. Last time we met, you put an arrow in my chest.
:'''Green Arrow''': You put a bullet in mine. Bygones?
:'''Lex''': Go to hell.
:'''Green Arrow''': You first.

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:'''Victor''': Cyborg to Aquaman. What the hell are you fish-stick?
(A door opens and Cyborg see a lot of guards in the floor)
:'''A.C.''': Why you taken so long?
:'''Victor''': Nice! But please, put-put a shirt.
:'''A.C.''': I swim faster when I´m naked.
:'''Victor''': I bet you do.
:'''A.C.''': (Smiles to Cyborg) You are lucky. I´m still why my pants on.

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:'''Oliver''': Ever since my parents died, I've jumped around from city to city, from continent to continent and in all those years, not once have I regretted leaving anyone. But then I met you.
:'''Lois''': Then stay.
:'''Oliver''': I can't. Because there are more important things in this world than what I want.... and what I love. Someday I can explain why.
:'''Lois''': Don't expect me to be waiting around for that when you get back.
:'''Oliver''': I'm not coming back, Lois. At least not any time soon. I'm sorry. I never wanted to hurt you.
:'''Lois''': Well, you finally got around to it anyway, didn't you?
:'''Oliver''': This is it, the moment, right? The moment that I'm gonna regret for the rest of my life, isn't it?
:'''Lois''': Yes.

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:'''Clark''': Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?
:'''Bart''': I don't know. I've been thinking, you know, that we need something cool. We need something like.... like-
:'''Oliver''': I was thinking about something with the word "justice" in it. After all, that's what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.

=== ''Labyrinth'' ===

:'''Dr. Hudson''': You suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. You have for a number of years... after the death of your birth parents in the Smallville meteor shower.
:'''Clark''': See, it's not true. My birth parents were out of town for the meteor shower.
:'''Dr. Hudson''': You were placed in the wonderful adoptive home of the Kents. But like many children, you invented a make-believe world to help you deal with the trauma you endured. You convinced yourself that you came from another planet, that you possessed special powers and you used them to save humanity.

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:'''John''': You're not crazy, Kal-El. We don't have much time, so listen to me closely. I believe you're from another planet.
:'''Clark''': What makes you say that?
:'''John''': Because like you, I'm not from here. I come from Mars. You can't trust anyone.

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:'''Clark''': I know who I am!
:'''Dr. Hudson''': I'm not sure you do. Your name is Clark Kent, not Kal-El. And Jor-El isn't your father.
:''[Dr. Hudson shows Clark a bottle of soap labeled "Jorel"]''
:'''Woman''': ''[over an intercom]'' Dr. Fine, Dr. Milton Fine, please report to level three, stat.
:'''Dr. Hudson''': When the human mind has faced tremendous emotional pain, it has no choice but to protect itself. You've taken bits and pieces of your surroundings and created an alternate universe where you feel safe and secure. Clark... in a world where you truly have no power, you chose to give yourself superpowers.

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:'''Lana''': Okay. Let's say that I am a hallucination... and that your world really does exist. I'm about to marry your greatest enemy. You're an alien from another planet who's responsible for so much tragedy. Do you really want to live in that reality?
:'''Clark''': I don't know what to believe anymore.
:'''Lana''': Don't you just want to take this treatment and be with me?
:'''Clark''': Of course I want to be with you... more than you could ever imagine.
:'''Lana''': Then stop fighting, please. You've lived like this for so long, carried this burden of being a hero. It's time to just let go and live a normal life.
:'''Clark''': I've never been normal.
:'''Lana''': Your destiny isn't to save the world, Clark. It's to be with me for the rest of our lives.

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:'''Lana''': Are you gonna tell me? What's that look in your eye?
:'''Clark''': I had a dream about you last night.
:'''Lana''': I hope that it wasn't a nightmare.
:'''Clark''': No! We were 10 years old and I gave you a plastic ring from of a gumball machine in Quinn's Market.
:'''Lana''': That's sweet. What was the occasion?
:'''Clark''': It was an engagement ring.
:'''Lana''': So what happened next?
:'''Clark''': [speaking softly] I woke up....

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:'''Clark''': The important part is... you were the one person who believed in me. I don't know what I'd do without you, Chloe.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, is this when I'm supposed to cue the [[w:Barry Manilow|Barry Manilow]] music?

=== ''Crimson'' ===

:'''Clark''': What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. Our annual sneak peek at hell. That must have been before cupid struck.
:'''Chloe''': Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat to the Clark/Lana opera that I deserve a good V-Day?
:'''Clark''': You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad all in one sentence.
:'''Chloe''': It's a gift.

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:'''Chloe''': Lois and Clark?
:'''Jimmy''': You got to admit, they got chemistry.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.

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:'''Lois''': Please tell me we weren't just set up.
:'''Clark''': Looks like it.
:'''Lois''': Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
:'''Clark''': I take it I'm the halibut.
:'''Lois''': Naturally.

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:'''Lois''': Wait. I knew I'd kissed you before, in the alley. You're Green Arrow.
:'''Clark''': Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
:'''Lois''': Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
:'''Clark''': What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
:'''Lois''': You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
:'''Clark''': Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
:'''Lois''': Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
:'''Clark''': You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.

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:'''Lana''': I'm not a competition.
:'''Clark''': You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.

=== ''Trespass'' ===

:'''Jimmy''': Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?
:'''Clark''': Jimmy, hold on.
:'''Jimmy''': But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.
:'''Clark''': It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
:'''Jimmy''': A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
:'''Clark''': I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.

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:'''Martha''': ''[to Lana]'' If you're taking the Luthor name, I guess armed guards and dodging the press go with the gold ring.

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:'''Lex''': Looks like you're working out some issues there.
:'''Clark''': Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
:'''Lex''': Why start now? My life's perfect.

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:'''Lex''': I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here's where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.
:'''Clark''': I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
:'''Clark''': That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
:'''Lex''': You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.

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:'''Lex''': ''[to Clark]'' What I want is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day... to see what you lost.

=== ''Freak'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.
:'''Clark''': Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.

=== ''Promise'' ===

:'''Lionel''': [reading Lana's letter to Lex] This will destroy Lex...I give you my word Ms. Lang, if you don't honor the promise that you gave my son, or I find out you've told anyone about this conversation I will kill Clark Kent.

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:'''Clark''': I waited for you....
:'''Lana''': Clark!
:'''Clark''': What happened?
:'''Lana''': I'm..I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...but I wanna be with Lex
:'''Clark''': That's not true. He got to you didn't he?
:'''Lana''': No, please just believe me and let it go.
:'''Clark''': Let it go?...Let it go? Lana I love you....I love you!

=== ''Combat'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Clark, slow down! I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!
:'''Clark''': What did you find?

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:'''Clark''': How could Lana do it? How could she marry Lex?
:'''Martha''': I don't know Clark, but she made her choice.
:'''Clark''': Or someone made it for her.

=== ''Progeny'' ===

=== ''Nemesis'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[on voice mail]'' Hey, Clark, it's me again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend, even though I was never your girlfriend. It was just an analogy - a bad one.

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:'''Clark''': I saw Lana the day of the wedding and she was gonna leave you. What did you do her?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.

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:'''Clark''': Were we ever really friends, Lex?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. I have nothing to compare it to. You're the only real friend I've ever had, Clark. And somewhere along the way, you saw me as your nemesis, turned your back on me.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, I've x-rayed these tunnels over a dozen times, and they all just seem to lead to Reeves Dam.
:'''Chloe''': Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against [[w:Tomb Raider|Tomb Raider]] for them, I can't retire my reporter's notebook just yet.

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:'''Lana''': I wonder how Martha Kent would handle hearing that you used her son as a bargaining chip? Tell me what you know.
:'''Lionel''': Well, I see you've embraced wholeheartedly what it means to be a Luthor.

=== ''Noir'' ===

=== ''Prototype'' ===

:''[Clark talks to Lana about Lex.]''
:'''Clark''': Lana, whatever reason you had to go through with the wedding — it was the wrong choice. You have no idea what he is capable of.
:'''Lana''': You'd be surprised what I know.
:'''Clark''': Then why are you still here?
:'''Lana''': We all have our secrets, Clark. Sometimes we have to keep them to protect those we love.

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:'''Lex''': Every time I open my heart to someone, I end up getting hurt. If you ever betrayed me, I don't know what I'd do.
:'''Lana''': I'd never hurt the man I love.

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:'''Clark''': It will be just like old times, like when you first got to Smallville
:'''Lois''': You're just hoping to catch me in the shower again.

=== ''Phantom'' ===

:''[Clark lifts Lionel by his throat]''
:'''Lionel''': Clark, if Lana's spoken to you, I know what you must be thinking, but you've got to listen to me.
:'''Clark''': I've listened to you for too long!
:'''Lionel''': Lex is tracking a wraith from the Phantom Zone. I had to force Lana to marry him. It was the only way she could get close to him to get the information for me I need to help you.
:'''Clark''': No. I never asked for your help. And I never will.
:'''Lionel''': You're not a murderer. You're Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': Don't call me by that name!

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, I told Lana my secret. She knows everything. She knows that... I'm an alien.
:'''Chloe''': Wow. So, I guess we have a new charter member of the Clark Kent secret-keeping club... What did she say?
:'''Clark''': She kissed me.
:'''Chloe''': That's fantastic. You've been wanting this forever. You just... you must be on Cloud 99.
:'''Clark''': I will be as soon as I deal with this Phantom.

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:'''Chloe:''' Look, Lois, take it from someone who's gone up against the Lex Luthor army more than once. Not only will victory remain elusive, but you're almost certain to step on a land mine in the process.
:'''Lois:''' I'm the general's daughter, remember? I live for battle.

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:'''Clark''': ''[Clark superspeeds into Reeves Dam and pushes Lex up against the wall]'' She was your wife, Lex. Why did you do it?
:'''Lex''': Now is not the time to lecture me about my marriage, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why'd you do it? Just tell me!
:'''Lex''': GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
:'''Clark''': You afraid she was gonna bring you down, or was it just too humiliating for you that she was gonna leave you? Why'd you have to kill her? Why?
:'''Lex''': No.
:'''Clark''': No. You don't to need act so surprised. You're the one who killed her. You put a bomb in her car. You're the one who killed her!

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:'''Clark''': I don't understand. None of this makes any sense.
:'''Lionel''': It was when Lex was possessed with Zod. I became possessed with all your father's knowledge. I found myself writing, in Kryptonian, the symbol for power.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': It was a beacon. The same beacon Jor-El used when he needed me.
:'''Clark''': You knew my father?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': I worked for Jor-El, bringing criminals to justice. When Krypton was on the verge of annihilation, he asked me to keep an eye out for you.
:'''Clark''': Where have you been all these years?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Watching from a distance.
:'''Lionel''': Your father wanted you to pass the test without any help. He wasn't to interfere unless it was absolutely necessary.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': When you unleashed those phantoms, your life was at stake. I didn't have a choice.
:'''Lionel''': Like what happened at the docks in Seattle.
:'''Clark''': When that phantom infected my mind?
:'''Lionel''': That's right.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Unfortunately, I've lost a step since then.
:'''Clark''': What happened?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Nothing.
:''[Clark opens Martian Manhunter's jacket and sees he was injured]''
:'''Clark''': That doesn't look like nothing.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': I had a run-in with the last phantom. I have to leave Earth's atmosphere to heal, but first I must complete the job I started.

== Season 7 ==

=== '''Bizarro'''===

=== '''Kara''' ===

:'''Kara''': The House of El has a lot of family secrets that nobody ever discussed. As humans would say, we were... dysfunctional.

=== '''Fierce''' ===

=== '''Cure''' ===

=== '''Action'''===

=== '''Lara''' ===

=== '''Wrath''' ===

:'''Lois Lane''': What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
:'''Grant Gabriel''': I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!

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:''[Grant kisses Lois.]''
:'''Grant Gabriel''': I'm glad I got that off my chest.
:'''Lois Lane''': Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
:''[Lois kisses Grant.]''
:'''Lois Lane''': But that wasn't.

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:'''Lana Lang''': I would do anything for Clark.
:'''Chloe Sullivan''': Even kill. What a lucky guy!

=== '''Blue''' ===

:'''Lara''': Jor-El? Is that you?
:'''Clark Kent''': I'm Kal-El.
:'''Lara''': Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.

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:'''Grant Gabriel''': Ok everybody, time to stop talking, start reporting! You're journalists, not stargazers, let's move!

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:'''Jor-El''': You have chosen to defy me. This defiance cannot go without consequences.

=== '''Gemini''' ===

=== '''Persona''' ===

:''[Bizarro finds Brainiac.]''
:'''Bizarro''': Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
:'''Brainiac''': I am the brain interactive construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.

=== '''Siren''' ===

:''[Dinah is invited to join Green Arrow's Justice League.]''
:'''Dinah Lance''': I'm not really a team player.
:'''Oliver Queen''': Good. Then you'll fit right in.

=== '''Fracture''' ===

=== '''Hero''' ===

=== '''Traveler''' ===
:'''Chloe''': [''to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude''] Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!

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:'''Patricia Swann''': My father often reminded me that despite the power of the sun, it's always night on half the planet. For all the good you do, there will always be darkness, people who would kill you or abuse your power for their own gain. Lionel Luthor is just one of many.

=== '''Veritas''' ===

:'''Clark''': Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?
:'''Kara''': I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say ''sky''?

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:'''Clark''': Not helping.
:'''Kara''': I'm sorry, Yeah, I know. It… but it's just really easy. Just up, up and away.

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:'''Lois''': Okay. Better make sure that camera is loaded with ammo because I got tomorrow's headline. "Daughter of Nobel-Winning Astronomer Murdered."

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:'''Jimmy''': That Swann woman they fished out of the lake last night?
:'''Lois''': Yeah.
:'''Jimmy''': I thought that she drowned.
:'''Lois''': More like sank. Kind of hard to swim after you've been shot.

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:'''Lionel''': No, I've repented.
:'''Chloe''': That's right, you're an intensely spiritual man. You amassed all the power a human could until you found out about Clark. Befriending him is the closest thing you'll get to seeing God.

=== '''Descent''' ===
Chloe: Long night. It's good to see the sun again.

Clark: It's too bad Lionel's not here to see it.

Chloe: Lex closed the funeral to any and all guests. In other word's Lex is the only one invited.

Clark: Lionel deserves better.

Chloe: At least we know how Lionel truly felt about you. I mean, he thought of you as his second son.

Clark: Another person who treated me like a son and died because of it.

Chloe: -Clark--

Clark: -Jor-El died getting me on that ship. My dad died of a heart attack from the powers he took on protecting me. And now Lionel's been murdered for protecting my secret.

Chloe: They did die for you, Clark. But ultimately, they died for all of us. There was a reason those men were in your life. Each of them added something to the man that you are today.

Clark: How could Lex have done it? How does a son... ...murder his own father?

Chloe: Total absence of love. Some say that's the definition of evil. You have to get those keys away from Lex, Clark, before he kills anyone else.

Clark: He's not gonna to have the chance. I won't let him.

=== '''Sleeper''' ===

=== '''Apocalypse''' ===

=== '''Quest''' ===

=== '''Arctic''' ===
Lex Luthor: "I loved you like a brother, Clark, but I'm sorry it had to end this way."

== Season 8 ==

==='''Odyssey'''===
:'''Lois:''' I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here? 
:'''Clark:''' I’m… 
:'''Man:''' You know him? 
:'''Lois:''' Yes. 
:'''Clark:''' No. 
:'''Lois:''' He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell. 
:'''Man:''' We’ll take him back. 
:'''Lois:''' And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough. 
:'''Man:''' I’ll handle him. 

----

:'''Lois:''' What are you doing here. 
:'''Clark:''' I heard they have good espresso. 
:'''Lois:''' You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor? 
:'''Clark:''' I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here? 
:'''Lois:''' Feminine charm. 
:'''Clark:''' (scoffs) 
:'''Lois:''' Yes I do have some. 
:'''Clark:''' Great job protecting your short supply of it. 
:'''Lois:''' Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time. 

----

:'''Clark:''' You mind not pointing that thing at me? 
:'''Lois:''' God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap. 
:'''Clark:''' Well that makes me feel a lot better. 
:'''Lois:''' Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine. 
:'''Clark:''' Chloe. 
:'''Lois:''' Out of the way Smallville. Chloe! 
:'''Chloe:''' Lois look behind you, watch out! 

----

:'''Clark:''' Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you? 
:'''Lois:''' The chair or you in it? 
:'''Clark:''' Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp. 
:'''Lois:''' Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism. 
:'''Clark:''' Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning. 
:'''Lois:''' Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early? 
:'''Clark:''' Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet. 
:'''Lois:''' That’s great. What made you change your mind? 
:'''Clark:''' I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action. 
:'''Lois:''' Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom? 
:'''Clark:''' I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
:'''Lois:''' You gotta be kidding me. 

----

:'''Oliver''': I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
:'''Dinah''': You might want to try a little more formfitting.

==='''Plastique'''===

==='''Toxic'''===

==='''Instinct'''===

==='''Committed'''===

==='''Prey'''===

==='''Identity'''===

:'''Lois''': Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
:'''Sebastian''': Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
:'''Lois''': Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?

==='''Bloodline'''===

==='''Abyss'''===

==='''Bride'''===

==='''Legion'''===

:'''Clark''': Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
:'''Chloe''': Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.

==='''Bulletproof'''===

==='''Power'''===

==='''Requiem'''===

==='''Infamous'''===

==='''Turbulence'''===

==='''Hex'''===

:'''Lois''': Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
:'''Chloe''': How wonderfully morbid.
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:'''Zatanna''': Rough birthday, huh?
:'''Chloe''': You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.
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:'''Zatanna''': I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.
:'''Oliver''': Here's a thought... don't do it again.

==='''Eternal'''===

==='''Stiletto'''===

:'''Lois''': I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.
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:'''Lois''': Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.
:'''Hostess''': Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
:'''Lois''': Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
:'''Chloe''': Lois!

==='''Beast'''===

==='''Injustice'''===

==='''Doomsday'''===

:'''Lois''': You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.
:'''Tess''': I am trying to ''save'' the world.
:'''Lois''': What's wrong with Greenpeace?

== Season 9 ==

=== Savior ===

:'''Chloe''': Dr. Hamilton.
:'''Dr. Hamilton''': If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."

=== Metallo ===
:'''Chloe''': Lois means something to you, something more.

=== Rabid ===

=== Echo ===

=== Roulette ===

:'''Chloe''': You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.
:'''Oliver''': Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?
:'''Chloe''': I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.
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:'''Oliver''': You saved my life, Chloe. Both the myth... and the man.
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:'''Oliver''': You've done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I'm here to help you now.
:'''Clark''': Good. Something tells me...soon the world will need all the help we can get.

=== Crossfire ===

=== Kandor ===

=== Idol ===

=== Pandora ===

=== Disciple ===
'''Clark:''' "That's PDA #5, not that I'm keeping track."

=== Absolute Justice ===

:'''Oliver''': ''(walking into Watchtower)'' Anyone home?
:'''Chloe''': What's up?
:'''Oliver''': Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.
:'''John Jones''': I could use some dinner. Chloe?
:'''Chloe''': Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.
:'''John Jones''': Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.
:'''Oliver''': Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.
:'''John Jones''': On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.

=== Warrior ===

=== Persuasion ===

=== Conspiracy ===

=== Escape ===

=== Checkmate ===

=== Upgrade ===

== See also ==
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Miscellaneous:

:'''Victoria Hardwick''': We could have been great together.
:'''Lex Luthor''': I plan on being great all by myself.

== Cast ==

* [[w:Tom Welling|Tom Welling]] - [[w:Clark Kent (Smallville)|Clark Kent]]
* [[w:Allison Mack|Allison Mack]] - [[w:Chloe Sullivan|Chloe Sullivan]]
* [[w:Kristin Kreuk|Kristin Kreuk]] - [[w:Lana Lang (Smallville)|Lana Lang]] (Season 1 - 8)
* [[w:Michael Rosenbaum|Michael Rosenbaum]] - [[w:Lex Luthor (Smallville)|Lex Luthor]] (Season 1 - 7)
* [[w:Eric Johnson (actor)|Eric Johnson]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Whitney Fordman|Whitney Fordman]] (Season 1 - 2; 4)
* [[w:Sam Jones III|Sam Jones III]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Pete Ross|Pete Ross]] (Seasons 1 - 3; 7)
* [[w:Annette O'Toole|Annette O'Toole]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Martha Kent|Martha Kent]] (Seasons 1 - 6; 9)
* [[w:John Schneider (television actor)|John Schneider]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jonathan Kent|Jonathan Kent]] (Seasons 1 - 5; 10)
* [[w:John Glover (actor)|John Glover]] - [[w:Lionel Luthor|Lionel Luthor]] (Season 1 - 7; 10)
* [[w:Erica Durance|Erica Durance]] - [[w:Lois Lane (Smallville)|Lois Lane]] (Season 4 - present)
* [[w:Jensen Ackles|Jensen Ackles]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jason Teague|Jason Teague]] (Season 4)
* [[w:Justin Hartley|Justin Hartley]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Oliver Queen|Oliver Queen]] (Season 6 - present)
* [[w:Aaron Ashmore|Aaron Ashmore]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jimmy Olsen|Jimmy Olsen]] (Season 6 - 8)
* [[w:Laura Vandervoort|Laura Vandervoort]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Kara|Kara]] (Season 7 - 8; 10)
* [[w:Cassidy Freeman|Cassidy Freeman]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Tess Mercer|Tess Mercer]] (Season 8 - present)
* [[w:Sam Witwer|Sam Witwer]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Davis Bloome|Davis Bloome]] (Season 8)
* [[w:Callum Blue|Callum Blue]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Zod|Zod]] (Season 9)

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'''''[[w:Smallville|Smallville]]''''' (2001-) is an American television series that follows the adventures of a young [[w:Clark Kent (Smallville)|Clark Kent]], now a teenager living in [[w:Smallville (DC Comics)|Smallville]], Kansas, during the years before he becomes [[w:Superman|Superman]].

''See the [[Talk:Smallville|discussion]] page for suggested formatting and inclusion guidelines.''

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! [[#Season 1|Season 1]]
! [[#Season 2|Season 2]]
! [[#Season 3|Season 3]]
! [[#Season 4|Season 4]]
! [[#Season 5|Season 5]]
! [[#Season 6|Season 6]]
! [[#Season 7|Season 7]]
! [[#Season 8|Season 8]]
! [[#Season 9|Season 9]]
|-
| [[#Pilot|Pilot]]
| [[#Vortex|Vortex]]
| [[#Exile|Exile]]
| [[#Crusade|Crusade]]
| [[#Arrival|Arrival]]
| [[#Zod|Zod]]
| [[#Bizarro|Bizarro]]
| [[#Odyssey|Odyssey]]
| [[#Savior|Savior]]
|-
| [[#Metamorphosis|Metamorphosis]]
| [[#Heat|Heat]]
| [[#Phoenix|Phoenix]]
| [[#Gone|Gone]]
| [[#Mortal|Mortal]]
| [[#Sneeze|Sneeze]]
| [[#Kara|Kara]]
| [[#Plastique|Plastique]]
| [[#Metallo|Metallo]]
|-
| [[#Hothead|Hothead]]
| [[#Duplicity|Duplicity]]
| [[#Extinction|Extinction]]
| [[#Façade|Façade]]
| [[#Hidden|Hidden]]
| [[#Wither|Wither]]
| [[#Fierce|Fierce]]
| [[#Toxic|Toxic]]
| [[#Rabid|Rabid]]
|-
| [[#X-Ray|X-Ray]]
| [[#Red|Red]]
| [[#Slumber|Slumber]]
| [[#Devoted|Devoted]]
| [[#Aqua|Aqua]]
| [[#Arrow|Arrow]]
| [[#Cure|Cure]]
| [[#Instinct|Instinct]]
| [[#Echo|Echo]]
|-
| [[#Cool|Cool]]
| [[#Nocturne|Nocturne]]
| [[#Perry|Perry]]
| [[#Run|Run]]
| [[#Thirst|Thirst]]
| [[#Reunion|Reunion]]
| [[#Action|Action]]
| [[#Committed|Committed]]
| [[#Roulette|Roulette]]
|-
| [[#Hourglass|Hourglass]]
| [[#Redux|Redux]]
| [[#Relic|Relic]]
| [[#Transference|Transference]]
| [[#Exposed|Exposed]]
| [[#Fallout|Fallout]]
| [[#Lara|Lara]]
| [[#Prey|Prey]]
| [[#Crossfire|Crossfire]]
|-
| [[#Craving|Craving]]
| [[#Lineage|Lineage]]
| [[#Magnetic|Magnetic]]
| [[#Jinx|Jinx]]
| [[#Splinter|Splinter]]
| [[#Rage|Rage]]
| [[#Wrath|Wrath]]
| [[#Identity|Identity]]
| [[#Kandor|Kandor]]
|-
| [[#Jitters|Jitters]]
| [[#Ryan|Ryan]]
| [[#Shattered|Shattered]]
| [[#Spell|Spell]]
| [[#Solitude|Solitude]]
| [[#Static|Static]]
| [[#Blue|Blue]]
| [[#Bloodline|Bloodline]]
| [[#Idol|Idol]]
|-
| [[#Rogue|Rogue]]
| [[#Dichotic|Dichotic]]
| [[#Asylum|Asylum]]
| [[#Bound|Bound]]
| [[#Lexmas|Lexmas]]
| [[#Subterranean|Subterranean]]
| [[#Gemini|Gemini]]
| [[#Abyss|Abyss]]
| [[#Pandora|Pandora]]
|-
| [[#Shimmer|Shimmer]]
| [[#Skinwalker|Skinwalker]]
| [[#Whisper|Whisper]]
| [[#Scare|Scare]]
| [[#Fanatic|Fanatic]]
| [[#Hydro|Hydro]]
| [[#Persona|Persona]]
| [[#Bride|Bride]]
| [[#Disciple|Disciple]]
|-
| [[#Hug|Hug]]
| [[#Visage|Visage]]
| [[#Delete|Delete]]
| [[#Unsafe|Unsafe]]
| [[#Lockdown|Lockdown]]
| [[#Justice|Justice]]
| [[#Siren|Siren]]
| [[#Legion|Legion]]
| [[#Absolute Justice|Absolute Justice]]
|-
| [[#Leech|Leech]]
| [[#Insurgence|Insurgence]]
| [[#Hereafter|Hereafter]]
| [[#Pariah|Pariah]]
| [[#Reckoning|Reckoning]]
| [[#Labyrinth|Labyrinth]]
| [[#Fracture|Fracture]]
| [[#Bulletproof|Bulletproof]]
| [[#Warrior|Warrior]]
|  
|-
| [[#Kinetic|Kinetic]]
| [[#Suspect|Suspect]]
| [[#Velocity|Velocity]]
| [[#Recruit|Recruit]]
| [[#Vengeance|Vengeance]]
| [[#Crimson|Crimson]]
| [[#Hero|Hero]]
| [[#Power|Power]]
| [[#Persuasion|Persuasion]]
|-
| [[#Zero|Zero]]
| [[#Rush|Rush]]
| [[#Obsession|Obsession]]
| [[#Krypto|Krypto]]
| [[#Tomb|Tomb]]
| [[#Trespass|Trespass]]
| [[#Traveler|Traveler]]
| [[#Requiem|Requiem]]
| [[#Conspiracy|Conspiracy]]
|-
| [[#Nicodemus|Nicodemus]]
| [[#Prodigal|Prodigal]]
| [[#Resurrection|Resurrection]]
| [[#Sacred|Sacred]]
| [[#Cyborg|Cyborg]]
| [[#Freak|Freak]]
| [[#Veritas|Veritas]]
| [[#Infamous|Infamous]]
| [[#Escape|Escape]]
|-
| [[#Stray|Stray]]
| [[#Fever|Fever]]
| [[#Crisis|Crisis]]
| [[#Lucy|Lucy]]
| [[#Hypnotic|Hypnotic]]
| [[#Promise|Promise]]
| [[#Descent|Descent]]
| [[#Turbulence|Turbulence]]
| [[#Checkmate|Checkmate]]
|-
| [[#Reaper|Reaper]]
| [[#Rosetta|Rosetta]]
| [[#Legacy|Legacy]]
| [[#Onyx|Onyx]]
| [[#Void|Void]]
| [[#Combat|Combat]]
| [[#Sleeper|Sleeper]]
| [[#Hex|Hex]]
| [[#Upgrade|Upgrade]]
|-
| [[#Drone|Drone]]
| [[#Visitor|Visitor]]
| [[#Truth|Truth]]
| [[#Spirit|Spirit]]
| [[#Fragile|Fragile]]
| [[#Progeny|Progeny]]
| [[#Apocalypse|Apocalypse]]
| [[#Eternal|Eternal]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Crush|Crush]]
| [[#Precipice|Precipice]]
| [[#Memoria|Memoria]]
| [[#Blank|Blank]]
| [[#Mercy|Mercy]]
| [[#Nemesis|Nemesis]]
| [[#Quest|Quest]]
| [[#Stiletto|Stiletto]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Obscura|Obscura]]
| [[#Witness|Witness]]
| [[#Talisman|Talisman]]
| [[#Ageless|Ageless]]
| [[#Fade|Fade]]
| [[#Noir|Noir]]
| [[#Arctic|Arctic]]
| [[#Beast|Beast]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Tempest|Tempest]]
| [[#Accelerate|Accelerate]]
| [[#Forsaken|Forsaken]]
| [[#Forever|Forever]]
| [[#Oracle|Oracle]]
| [[#Prototype|Prototype]]
| -
| [[#Injustice|Injustice]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
|-
| [[#Calling|Calling]]
| [[#Covenant|Covenant]]
| [[#Commencement|Commencement]]
| [[#Vessel|Vessel]]
| [[#Phantom|Phantom]]
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| -
| [[#Doomsday|Doomsday]]
| [[#TBD|TBD]]
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| [[#Exodus|Exodus]]
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| colspan=1 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#See also|See also]]
| colspan=1 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#Cast|Cast]]
| colspan=3 bgcolor=#DDDDDD | [[#External links|External links]]
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== Season 1 ==

=== Pilot ===

:''[after finding Clark]''
:'''Jonathan''': Kids just don't fall out of the sky, Martha.
:'''Martha''': Then where did he come from?
:'''Jonathan''': I don't know. But he must have parents.
:''[they both find the space ship]''
:'''Martha''': Well, if he does, they're definitely not from Kansas.
:'''Jonathan''': Sweetheart, we can't keep him. What are we gonna tell people? We found him out in a field?
:'''Martha''': We didn't find him... he found us.

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:'''Lana''': Nietzsche? I didn't know you have a dark side, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Doesn't everyone?
:'''Lana''': So what are you: Man or Superman?
:'''Clark''': I haven't figured it out yet.

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:'''Jonathan''': Your real parents weren't exactly from around... here.
:'''Clark''': Where are they from?
:''[Jonathan looks up at the sky]''
:'''Clark''': What are you trying to tell me, Dad? That I'm from another planet? ''[sarcastically]'' I suppose you stashed my spaceship in the attic?
:'''Jonathan''': Actually, it's in the storm cellar.

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:'''Chloe''': Pete, do you want to take a commercial break from the soap opera in your head? I've told you a hundred times; I'm not interested in Clark.
:'''Pete''': Your vehement denial has been duly noted!

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:'''Clark''': I didn't dive in after Lex's car! It hit me at 60 miles an hour! Does that sound normal to you? I'd give anything to be normal.

=== Metamorphosis ===

:''[after saving a boy from an explosion]''
:'''Clark''': You need to talk to Mom. I think I really freaked her out this time.
:'''Jonathan''': You also made her really proud, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Dad, something else happened to me this morning. When I woke up, I was... kind of floating.
:'''Jonathan''': Floating?
:'''Clark''': As soon as I woke up, I crashed. I mean, Dad, what's happening to me?
:'''Jonathan''': I honestly don't know. As soon as you start breaking the law of gravity, we're definitely in uncharted territory.

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:'''Lex Luthor''': ''[to Clark]'' Save any more lives on your way over? Keep it up and you could make a career out of it.

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:'''Chloe''': I hate it when you do that.
:'''Clark''': Do what?
:'''Chloe''': Just shut me out. It's like one minute, you're here; the next, you're gone. Clark, you're not outgrowing me as a friend, are you?
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I could never outgrow you. Other than vertically.
:'''Chloe''': It's amazing how far that Kent charm will get you.

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:'''Lana''': Life is about change, sometimes it's painful, sometimes it's beautiful, but most of the time it's both.

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:''[talking about Lana's boyfriend]''
:'''Lex''': The kid that Kent saved today?
:'''Lana''': I just came back from seeing him. He's lucky Clark was there.
:'''Lex''': I know the feeling... kinda makes you wonder if you're with the right guy. One chucks footballs; the other helps save lives.
:'''Lana''': For someone who just moved into town, you've got a lot of opinions.

=== Hothead ===

:'''Chloe''': Clark Kent is a football player and Lana Lang is a waitress.
:'''Pete''': What's the matter with that?
:'''Chloe''': Nothing, I just want to click my heels and get back to reality.

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:'''Lex''': You both stood your ground and are doing what you want. I caved. You two have inspired me.
:'''Clark''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh yeah. Joining the football team and pouring some coffee. We're a couple of real rebels.
:'''Lana''': Long live the revolution.

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:'''Lionel''': You get one.
:'''Lex''': One what?
:'''Lionel''': One chance to defy me.
:'''Lex''': I can't figure out what you hate more -- the fact that my plan works, or that you didn't come up with it first.
:'''Lionel''': Just remember -- empires aren't built on clever bookkeeping.
:'''Lex''': Dad, you have no idea what I'm capable of.

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:'''Lex Luthor''': My father sent me to Smallville because he'd rather surround himself with drones than people who challenge his archaic business practices.

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:'''Lionel''': You know perfectly well how I feel about you.
:'''Lex''': Hence I'm at a crap factory in Smallville.
:'''Lionel''': Did you know the Caesars would send their sons to the furthest most corners of the empire so they could get an appreciation of how the world works?
:'''Lex''': Whatever helps you sleep at night, Dad.

=== X-Ray ===

:'''Lex''': I promise I'm not a criminal mastermind.
:'''Clark''': I know; a criminal mastermind would have worn a mask.

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:'''Clark''': You go through life with a gift you have to keep a secret. When you see everyone around you being normal, you get jealous. You just want to be somebody else.

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:'''Lex''': You came into my life, thinking you could shake me down 'cause I'm just some spoiled rich brat who needed his daddy's protection. Trust me - when I make things disappear, they stay buried.

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:''[using x-ray vision to find a body]''
:'''Clark''': It’s Tina’s mom.
:'''Pete''': Damn. How’d you know she was in there?
:'''Clark''': Because I can see right through the door, Pete.
:'''Pete''': Very funny, Sherlock. How do you think she died?
:'''Clark''': Broken neck... I’m guessing.

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:'''Clark''': Mom, if you could see anything, what would you do?
:'''Martha''': Learn to close my eyes.

=== Cool ===

:'''Chloe''': This is what I love about high school parties. People will gather anywhere as long as there's illegally-purchased alcohol and even the slightest chance of hooking up.

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:'''Jonathan''': We already talked about that.
:'''Martha''': I talked, you grunted.
:'''Jonathan''': I thought that I was rather articulate.

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:'''Clark''': Hello, citizens.
:'''Martha''': I'm not familiar with this child. Where's the moody one? Lives upstairs, runs real fast?

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:'''Clark''': Maybe I can help.
:'''Jonathan''': You already have. Last season you saved us four part-time hands.
:'''Clark''': I'm thinking bigger picture. You know, forget about this whole high school thing. Try for a pro sports team. I could make a ton of money in endorsements... ''[smiles]'' just trying to lighten up the mood.
:'''Martha''': As much as we'd love to see your face on a cereal box, we'd settle for you getting to school on time.

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:'''Lex''': The hardest thing is telling someone you love, that you like them.

=== Hourglass ===

:'''Cassandra Carver''': Because we both know... you're not like other people.
:'''Clark''': Sure I am...
:'''Cassandra Carver''': No Clark, I've seen you. Before we ever met. More than once, I've touched people and seen such pain and dispair and - But then you were there and the pain was gone. I think that's your destiny, Clark. To save people from fear and darkness. You can fear the future or you can embrace it. The choice is yours.

<hr width="50%"/>
:'''Lex''': Life's a journey, Clark; I don't wanna go through it following a roadmap.
:'''Clark''': It still wouldn't kill you to drive more slowly.

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:'''Lex''': I once read about a rich man who survived a hotel fire. He hung onto the ledge for an hour before the fire department rescued him. Afterwards he bought the hotel...always stayed in the room. When they asked him why, he said he figured Fate couldn't find him twice.

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:'''Clark''': You might consider rounding those curves at a speed that won't actually break the sound barrier.
:'''Lex''': Hey, where's the fun in that?

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:'''Lex''': You see, I don't want to do good things, I want to do great things.

=== Craving ===

:'''Clark Kent''': ''[doesn't see Lana]'' Dad, I got the posts in the west field. I hit some granite, but I jammed it through.
:''[sees Lana, pauses]''
:'''Lana Lang''': Very impressive.
:'''Clark Kent''': Well, I had a sledgehammer.

<hr width="50%"/>
:'''Chloe''': Getting your morning Lana fix?
:'''Clark''': Chloe, don't you ever knock?
:'''Chloe''': It's a barn, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Is there a reason you're here early or do you just enjoy busting my chops?
:'''Chloe''': Little of both.

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:'''Lex''': I don't care about the past - I believe in the power to reinvent yourself.

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:'''Clark''': I can’t believe we’re creeping around looking for road kill.
:'''Chloe''': The deer’s in there... the door’s locked. I’m gonna go find a maintenance worker.
:''[Clark uses super strength to open the door]''
:'''Clark''': Chloe, it’s open.
:'''Chloe''': How’d you do that?
:'''Clark''': Kent charm.

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:'''Chloe''': This is Smallville, Clark. Land of the weird, home of the strange.

=== Jitters ===

:'''Lex''': I hear you're taking a tour of my plant tomorrow.
:'''Chloe''': It's a class field trip.
:'''Lex''': What'd you do wrong?
:'''Clark''': It's that bad?

<hr width="50%"/>
:'''Clark''': Look, Earl worked on the farm for six seasons. I spent 12 hours a day with the guy out in the fields. He even tried to teach me how to play guitar. He said it was a good way to impress women.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, we're all a sucker for a guy with a 6-string. How come I've never heard you play?
:'''Clark''': I kept snapping the guitar strings. I think Earl got sick of replacing them.

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:'''Mr. Sullivan''': Welcome to LuthorCorp, where we give a crap.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, somebody kill me now.

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:'''Pete''': What are you gonna do now that you're officially home alone?
:'''Clark''': I was thinking of having a few people over.
:'''Chloe''': Do my ears deceive me or is Clark Kent actually suggesting a party?
:'''Clark''': A small gathering. You guys, a few other people, maybe even Lana.
:'''Chloe''': With or without her posable action-figure boyfriend?

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:'''Martha''': We called six times last night, spoke with six different people, none of whom knew who you were.
:'''Clark''': It was supposed to be an intimate occasion.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, where have you been?
:'''Clark''': The hospital.
:'''Martha''': That's it. I’m never leaving home again.

=== Rogue ===

:''[Lex points to a breastplate with an "S" symbol.]''
:'''Lex''': You know it belonged to Alexander the Great? They said the design symbolizes strength and courage.
:'''Clark''': I can't exactly see myself going into battle with that on my chest.
:'''Lex''': Darker times call for darker methods. His opponents thought he was invincible.
:'''Clark''': I didn't know you were such a history buff.
:'''Lex''': I'm not. I'm just interested in people who ruled the world before they were thirty.
:'''Lana''': Don’t worry, Lex. You still have a few years to go.

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:'''Chloe''': It figures you'd side with her.
:'''Clark''': I'm not taking anyone's side.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah right, Clark, you're completely objective in all things Lana.

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:'''Victoria''': He understands you may have certain negative feelings towards your father.
:'''Lex''': Sir Harry has always had an incredible grasp of the obvious.

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:'''Clark''': Phelan came back after you were arrested. I got so angry that I grabbed him. And for a second, I wanted to... I wanted to kill him.
:'''Jonathan''': But you didn’t, right?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, but I was close.
:'''Jonathan''': Believe me, son, I know all there is to know about losing your temper. But you can’t afford to do it. This is Phelan’s game, and he will play your fear and your anger but you cannot let him get to you.
:'''Clark''': I don’t care. I won’t let anybody hurt you and mom.
:'''Jonathan''': And he knows that. But once you cross that line, there’s no going back.

=== Shimmer ===

:'''Clark''': No, I think I'll play it by ear, you know, fly by the seat of my pants...
:'''Pete''': Clark, you're not the flying type.

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:'''Lionel''': Empires are not brought down by outside forces - they are destroyed by weaknesses from within.

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:''[discussing the blood drive]''
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you know you can't donate.
:'''Clark''': I know, dad but what am I supposed to tell her?
:'''Martha''': That you have a problem with needles, which you technically do.
:'''Clark''': Great, not only do I lie, but I look like a wuss.

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:'''Clark''': Have you ever got information that you wish you hadn't?
:'''Lex''': In my experience I've found you can never have too much information.

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:'''Lana''': That's the thing about Clark Kent: he's not always there when you want him... but he's always there when you need him.

=== Hug ===

:'''Clark''': Don't do this. I'm your friend.
:'''Lex''': Oh please. You think I don't see the way your parents look at me? The way half the town looks at me? You're no different. Friendship's a fairy tale, Clark. Respect and fear are the best you can hope for.

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:'''Clark''': I don't see myself being a farmer when I grow up.
:'''Lana''': What do you want to do?
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure. Just as long as it doesn't involve putting on a suit and doing a lot of flying.

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:'''Lex''': Atticus Finch, ''To Kill a Mockingbird''?
:'''Clark''': Never read it.
:'''Lex''': You should. You two have a lot in common. Small-town heroes. Believe in the truth. Not willing to back down.
:'''Clark''': How does it end?
:'''Lex''': It's not about the ending, it's about the journey.
:'''Clark''': What kills me is that I know that I'm right. I just wish I could get them to see it.
:'''Lex''': That, my friend, is the key to leadership. Not only knowing you're right, but convincing everyone else. If you can do that, the world's your oyster.

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:'''Kyle''': Do you know what it's like to have to hide because of who you are?
:'''Clark''': Yes, I do. But when you have a gift you can't just hide in a hole and hope it goes away.

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:'''Lex''': You can learn a lot from someone you hate.

=== Leech ===

:'''Jonathan''': You know what they say: lightning never strikes twice in the same place. Look, my guess is that your powers aren't coming back.
:'''Clark''': Maybe being normal won't be so bad; I mean it works for you and Mom.
:'''Martha''': Oh, thanks.
:'''Clark''': You don't feel any differently about me now do you?
:'''Martha''': Clark, you're our son whether you can bench-press the tractor or not.
:'''Clark''': What do I do now?
:'''Jonathan''': Well, life isn't easy for anybody, whether you're normal or super. But you're still Clark Kent. You were raised a certain way and that's never gonna change. Sure, your abilities were part of you, but they didn't define you.

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:'''Lex''': ''[to Victoria]'' If sleeping with me was just business, I'd hate to think what that makes you.

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:'''Clark''': You think I'm hiding something from you? Here. Take this hammer. Hit me anywhere.
:'''Lex''': I'm not gonna hit you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Come on! If I can get hit by a car, you can't hurt me.
:'''Lex''': Clark, I just want the truth.
:'''Clark''': The truth is I'm just a guy who tried to do the right thing. Isn't that enough?

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:'''Lana''': Can you imagine waking up one morning and having powers?
:'''Clark''': It's scary... I guess. I mean, look at Eric. It hasn't helped him.
:'''Lana''': That's true. But I still always wished I could fly.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, that'd be something, Lana.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your gifts are... well, they're part of you but they don't define you.
:'''Clark''': I know. But they complicate all of our lives.
:'''Jonathan''': Seeing how destructive Eric got, it just reminds me of how special you really are.
:'''Clark''': That's because Eric didn't get my two strongest gifts. You and Mom.

=== Kinetic ===

:'''Clark''': I just want to say I'm sorry.
:'''Chloe''': For what?
:'''Clark''': Letting you get hurt.
:'''Chloe''': Well, I am perturbed with you, Clark. I'm also mad that you didn't put out the Chicago fire of 1871, or prevent the fall of the Roman Empire, making you directly responsible for the Dark Ages.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, you can't save the world. All you'll end up with is a Messiah complex and a lot of enemies.
:'''Clark''': I saved you, didn't I? That turned out all right.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, you can't just go snooping around someone's house.
:'''Chloe''': It's a mansion. It's designed for snooping.

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:'''Clark''': How you feeling?
:'''Chloe''': Like a million bucks... thrown in the washing machine set on spin.

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:'''Clark''': The question is, how'd they get inside?
:'''Pete''': I don't know. Now stop channeling Chloe and come on. ''[Clark uses his x-ray vision]'' Oh no, not the Kent thousand-yard stare.

=== Zero ===

:'''Pete''': No offense, Clark, but digging up six pages of interesting on you is going to require some serious excavation.
:'''Clark''': I do stuff...
:'''Chloe''': Yes, and I'm sure that once I deploy my journalistic skills on you, I'll be able to unearth a skeleton or two.
:'''Clark''': You know, Chloe, this is a class project, not a corruption scandal.
:'''Chloe''': Relax, Clark, it's not like you have anything to hide, right?

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:'''Pete''': In a world of designer water, Clark Kent is straight from the tap.

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:'''Jonathan''': Let's just say that it's a very long road between what's sitting in our storm cellar and what's written on your birth certificate.

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:'''Pete''': There was this bully three grades ahead of us. This dude was determined to pound dents into every kid in the school. One day, I guess it was my turn. He was just about to take my head off when Clark jumped between us.
:'''Chloe''': So Clark ran interference. Now, as kind as that sounds, Pete, I really don't think it falls under the "something amazing" test.
:'''Pete''': I'm not finished. Clark didn't just push brain-dead away. He put him through a door, as in splinters and broken hinges. How he did it, I still have no idea. The guy was at least twice our size.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, any comments?
:'''Clark''': Uh, well, we were, you know, six years old. Twice our size was three feet tall.

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:'''Clark''': My biological parents are either dead or didn't want me. The point is, you're prying into my private life.
:'''Chloe''': I was just trying to be thorough.
:'''Clark''': This is a class project. I spent an hour yesterday with Lana. That's it. That's all I needed. I'm not some mystery for you to solve.

=== Nicodemus ===

:'''Lex''': This isn't you.
:'''Lana''': Why? Because I'm not doing exactly as I'm told? Because I'm not stuck in a corner hiding in a book? For once I am not afraid of life and nobody can handle it cause you all prefer the insecure little girl. Well I'm sick of her and all of her talk about her dead parents.

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:'''Clark''': What's going on with Dad?
:'''Martha''': I don't know. He's been acting strange ever since he got home.
:'''Jonathan''': ''[Getting a beer from the fridge]'' Hey, Clark. Football game on TV. You wanna watch it with me?
:'''Clark''': Don't you have work to do?
:'''Jonathan''': Nah, chores can wait. Besides, I earned a rest. You can pick up the slack for me, can't ya?
:'''Clark''': It's good to see this whole hero thing didn't go to your head.

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:'''Lana''': You think too much, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Right now, I'm thinking you don't seem like yourself.
:'''Lana''': Or maybe... ''[starts to undress]'' ...I'm more me than ever.
:'''Clark''': Lana... this is crazy.
:'''Lana''': That's the point. If life doesn't make you crazy, then why bother living it? I know that's how I want it.

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:'''Lana''': I know you want me, Clark. Stop holding back. Come on... you're not made of steel. Or are you?

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:'''Dr. Hamilton''': Remember, Lex. You're the one opening Pandora's box.
:'''Lex''': I'm just the key, Dr. Hamilton.

=== Stray ===

:'''Clark''': I didn't know you liked comic books.
:'''Lex''': Are you kidding? A strange visitor from another planet who protects the weak? When I was young he was my idol, not to mention that fact he's bald. I have the whole collection.

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:'''Lex''': I think he saw Julian as his second chance. A chance for him to have a son he could truly love.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': It's in the past, Clark. We would have ended up hating each other anyway. My father would have seen to that.

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:'''Lex''': What could you possibly have to complain about now? The plant's doing well. LuthorCorp stock is up.
:'''Lionel''': I'm not here to complain, Lex. On the contrary, your performance lately has been... more than adequate.
:'''Lex''': That sounds dangerously like a compliment.

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:'''Ryan''': Are you sure you don't want to know how Lana feels about you?
:'''Clark''': I prefer to find out on my own.
:'''Ryan''': Clark, be careful of Lex. I know you like him, but there's a lot of darkness he keeps from the world. I've seen it in his head.
:'''Clark''': I like to believe in people's best.

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:'''Lex''': You know what those emperors you're so fond of talking about were really afraid of? That their sons would become successful and return to Rome at the head of their own army.
:'''Lionel''': You think you can find your future in Smallville? I'm your future. Join me, Lex. Join me in Metropolis. How long have you been waiting to hear me to say those words?
:'''Lex''': I've waited to hear other things from you for a lot longer. I'll return to Metropolis when I'm ready.
:'''Lionel''': At the head of an army?

=== Reaper ===

:'''Lex''': Do you know what my father gave me for my tenth birthday? A copy of "The Will to Power." "Behold the super man. Man is something to be overcome." Sun Tzu, Machiavelli, Nietzsche. They were the voices that nurtured me after my mother died. My father made every question a quiz, every choice a test. Second best was for losers, compassion for losers, trust no one. Those were the lessons I grew up with.
:'''Dominic''': I'll remember that if I'm ever interviewed by the biography channel.
:'''Lex''': All I'm saying, Dominic, is try and remember who I was raised by. I try to deny it, but I'm still my father's son. Tread carefully.

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:'''Lex''': Do you have a family photo?
:'''Jonathan''': Yeah, I got lots of family photos, Lex.
:'''Lex''': The only picture of my father and me appears in the LuthorCorp annual report.
:'''Jonathan''': Is this the part where I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?
:'''Lex''': No. I just want you to understand if I'm guilty of anything regarding your family, it's envy.

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:'''Lex''': In his own way, he's just trying to give you something my father never gave me.
:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lex''': Limitations. All my father ever told me was "Don't get caught. Don't cause a scandal." That's not love, that's public relations. You have no idea how lucky you are. When my father dies, kings will come to his funeral, but when yours does, his friends will come.

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:'''Lex''': Let's be frank, Dominic. My father sent you here to spy on me because he's afraid of how well I'm doing. This was my last chance to prove myself and he just assumed I'd fail. Now he has to revise his definition of me. I'm not just his screw-up son anymore. Now I'm competition. And my father only knows one way of dealing with competition.
:'''Dominic''': There are some things better left between patient and therapist, Lex.
:'''Lex''': You know, in ancient Persia, the kings would kill a messenger who brought them news they didn't like. In modern times, a sword in the chest might seem a little extreme. Something more subtle would be in order. Enjoying your drink?

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:'''Clark''': Dad, I know how we can catch more fish this year.
:'''Jonathan''': What, new lures?
:'''Clark''': X-ray vision.

=== Drone ===

:'''Lex''': There's nothing wrong with a good fight. Just remember, the man of tomorrow is forged by his battles today.
:'''Clark''': Could I use that? I mean, "the man of tomorrow" for my slogan?
:'''Lex''': Knock yourself out.

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:'''Chloe''': I just want to know what you stand for.
:'''Clark''': I stand for truth, justice, and... other stuff.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, well, I think the man of tomorrow needs to get a platform for today.

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:'''Chloe''': So how goes the platform?
:'''Clark''': I haven't started working on it yet. I've been so busy meeting new people, I even got invited to parties this weekend.
:'''Chloe''': I can't believe it only took one day for you to be compromised by the lure of popularity.
:'''Clark''': Remind me to pull your funding after I'm elected.

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:'''Pete''': This is just a pit stop. We wanted to take advantage of your 2-for-1 deal.
:'''Lana''': I figure that's the last step before I institute topless waitressing.
:'''Pete''': Well, here's to hoping it fails miserably.

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:'''Chloe''': Well, my candidate may have won, but my friends lost. I'm really proud of you tonight, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why?
:'''Chloe''': Because you're exhibiting dignity in the face of defeat. It's the quality that all great leaders possess.

=== Crush ===

:'''Danny Kwan''': I see you in a uniform flying. You ever considered a career in the air force?
:'''Clark''': Um, I'll think about it.

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:'''Clark''': We see each other every day.
:'''Chloe''': It was 45 minutes when my car happened to break down outside the Talon and you gave me a ride home. I practically had to tear you away from Lana.
:'''Clark''': Don't you think you're being just a little unfair?
:'''Chloe''': No. Whenever Lex and Lana are around, it's like the rest of us don't exist.
:'''Clark''': Wait, Chloe, why are you being so hypersensitive?
:'''Chloe''': You know, most men are from Mars, Clark, but you're from some distant galaxy that I've never even heard of.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe likes me.
:'''Lana''': So how do you feel about her?
:'''Clark''': Like maybe we could be more than friends. When I saw her with Justin today, I got kinda...
:'''Lana''': Jealous?
:'''Clark''': It's like you find out this secret and it colors everything. I just can't believe I never saw it before.
:'''Lana''': Sometimes the right person can be right in front of your eyes and you never even know it.

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:'''Clark''': I've always liked Lana, but I can never get near her. I just found out that Chloe likes me and I think I may have feelings for her too.
:'''Lex''': So which one do you want to pursue?
:'''Clark''': That's the thing, I want to protect my friendship with both.
:'''Lex''': Then you'll never get either one.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, love isn't about playing it safe. It's about risks. Unless you're willing to put yourself out there, you'll never know.
:'''Clark''': Have you ever been in love before?
:'''Lex''': I've only loved two women in my life. One died and the other betrayed me.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': Some people are meant to be alone.

=== Obscura ===

:'''Clark''': The printer's jammed, the scanner's broken, and the Spring Formal event schedule is late. Chloe leaves for a day and the Torch goes down in flames.
:'''Lana''': It's safe to say we won't lose you to the entrancing world of journalism.

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:'''Clark''': I'm just afraid that if Lana sees me with another girl, she's going to think that the door is closed.
:'''Martha''': The door ''is'' closed, Clark. And you need to admit that to yourself.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, Lex is just trying to do the right thing.
:'''Jonathan''': I know he is, Clark. I know he didn't try to buy me off, he's just trying to repay me for damages that he thinks he caused. You're right, I got no real reason to doubt him. It's just something in my gut tells me I should.
:'''Clark''': Lex isn't perfect, Dad. I know that. But slamming the door in his face over and over only helps turn him into exactly what you think he already is.
:'''Jonathan''': When did you get to be so wise?
:'''Clark''': Ask my dad.

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:'''Clark''': You know, I remember the first time I met Chloe. It was eighth grade. She'd just transferred from Metropolis and I was assigned to show her around. The first thing she wanted to know was where she could buy a copy of the Planet so she could keep in touch with civilization. When she found out I lived on a farm, she insisted I invite her over to experience it first hand. I think she thought I was Amish. When I brought her up here, she just kissed me, right out of the blue.
:'''Lana''': Why'd she do that?
:'''Clark''': She said "I know you've been thinking about that all day, so I figured we'd get it out of the way and be friends."

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:'''Lex''': I found a man. He said something besides the meteors came down that day.
:'''Clark''': Like what?
:'''Lex''': A ship.
:'''Clark''': And you believe him?
:'''Lex''': I listened. Chances are he's just another crackpot, but I'd be remiss if I didn't check it out.
:'''Clark''': And when the next story comes up, you'll be sure to check that one out too. When are you going to be able to put your past behind you?
:'''Lex''': Take a look at the stars, Clark. Some of them have been extinguished for thousands of years, but their light is only reaching us now. The past is always influencing the present. I can't change that. All I can do is try to understand it.

=== Tempest ===

:'''Lionel''': We're in business to make profits, not friends! You can't let your emotions get in the way of making tough decisions.
:'''Lex''': Don't lecture me about letting emotions get in the way! This plant was showing a profit. You're only shutting it down because I wouldn't go work for you in Metropolis.
:'''Lionel''': Lex, you may have felt that you found a home here, but you were mistaken! This was just your training ground. Well, your training is over! You're coming home, son.

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:'''Clark''': Why would your father be against the plant?
:'''Lex''': We have a complicated relationship, Clark. My father wants me to believe it's built on trust, but it's not. It's built on lies and deceit. Any relationship with that foundation is destined to fail. Lucky we don't have that problem.
:'''Clark''': Lucky us.

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:'''Lex''': I don't know. Just got a bad feeling. Kind of like when you can smell the air change before a storm.
:'''Clark''': Storms are a way of life around here, Lex. The trick is not to get caught out in the open.

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:'''Lionel''': It's suicide, Lex! You may get the plant, but you're putting your employee's homes on the line. Forfeiting your own future!
:'''Lex''': Or forging a new destiny free from you!
:'''Lionel''': You're not my enemy. You're my son.
:'''Lex''': I never saw the distinction.

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:'''Lionel''': When Alexander the Great was dying, his generals asked who he would leave his empire to. If he would appoint a successor, it would keep the legacy intact... prevent generations of bloodshed! His answer was simple, 'I leave it to the strongest.'
:'''Lex''': I believe the term is 'Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war!'
:'''Lionel''': I'll bury you and everyone in Smallville who takes your side!

== Season 2 ==

=== ''Vortex'' ===

:'''Nixon''': Why don't you stop playing the protector and admit the truth? You and your wife kept him because you couldn't have children of your own.
:'''Jonathan''': We kept him because he is our son and we love him.
:'''Nixon''': He's not your son, you deluded hick! He's not even human! You can kill me if you want for saying this, but you know I'm right. You're just a small man whose son's destiny is too big for you to comprehend. Clark doesn't belong to you. He belongs to the world.

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:'''Clark''': Dad's missing because of me. I brought this upon us.
:'''Martha''': You can't blame yourself. You can't change who you are. As long as you live, people will try to exploit you. You father and I have tried to shelter you as long as possible, but one day we won't be there for you. And you're gonna have to carry the burden of your gifts on your own.
:'''Clark''': Don't say that, Mom.
:'''Martha''': And when your day comes, I have no doubt in my heart that you'll make us proud.

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:'''Nixon''': Mr. Kent, since the beginning of time, people have been looking up at the stars and wondering "What's out there?" Clark is the answer that they have been waiting for.

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:'''Nixon''': Dying in a tomb. That's ironic. At least you got a legacy to leave behind... and a son to be proud of.
:'''Jonathan''': The first time Clark used his abilities, he'd crawled under a big oak bed that my grandfather had made, and I crawled underneath it to try to get him out. All of a sudden the frame just came up in the air. He was a toddler lifting, I don't know, 500 pounds over his head.
:'''Nixon''': What did you do?
:'''Jonathan''': We decided to take him to a doctor scientist, somebody more equipped to understand than we were. But when we got in front of the office, Martha, she said that if we left him there that they would want to keep him and we'd never see him again. So I took him home. Now, that may have been a mistake, but it was a mistake I'd gladly make again.

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:'''Lana''': When the tornado came, I thought this was it. Fate had finally found me. Then I saw you in the truck and you put your arms around me and you told me that everything was going to be okay. I know, it sounds crazy, but I started to think of all the other times that you've been there to protect me. And I thought maybe there's more to Clark Kent than meets the eye.
:'''Clark''': You're right. It does sound crazy. I mean, there's nothing more to me than what you see.

=== ''Heat'' ===

:'''Clark''': I started to feel hot. And my eyes started to burn. All of a sudden, the spot I was staring at burst into flames.
:'''Martha''': Just by looking at it?
:'''Clark''': Hello? Hi, I'm Clark, I'm the kid who can lift up tractors and see through walls.

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:'''Clark''': I want to make sure everything's okay between us.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, it's hunky-dory!
:'''Clark''': Wait. Now I know something's wrong. The only person who says "hunky-dory" is my father.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, you were right. Once I understood what triggered the heat, I was able to control it without thinking about... sex.
:'''Jonathan''': You sure about that son?
:'''Clark''': Trust me. Next time I have a date, I'll be able to take her out without setting her on fire.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, that's a relief.

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:'''Martha''': My son is in jail. And your wife put him there.
:'''Lex''': Maybe these fires were a cry for help.
:'''Martha''': Is that you talking, or is Mrs. Luthor talking through you?
:'''Lex''': Mrs. Kent, I would never ask you to take sides against your husband, please don't ask me to doubt my wife.
:'''Martha''': Any good relationship relies on trust, but there has to be room to disagree. Like the way Jonathan and I disagreed about you. He couldn't see past the Luthor name, but I always thought you were truly trying to be a friend to Clark. Now I'm beginning to think Jonathan was right all along.

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:'''Lex''': Try to be more cautious. I let my passion get the best of me. I won't make that mistake again.
:'''Clark''': Lex, I don't think having passion is such a bad thing.
:'''Lex''': You're right, Clark. Passion for life and work and friends is great. As long as you keep it in check. I should take a page out of your book.

=== ''Duplicity'' ===

:'''Lionel''': Never underestimate the value of eccentrics and lunatics, Lex. Every Arthur needs his Merlin.

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:''[Pete finds Clark's spaceship]''
:'''Pete''': This thing's got extraterrestrial written all over it.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, I bet there's little green guys running around the cornfield too, Pete.
:'''Pete''': I'm serious, Clark. Have you ever seen anything like it?
:'''Clark''': If the aliens came to Earth, don't you think they'd find a place a little more exciting than Smallville?
:'''Pete''': No, no, no, think about it. Crop circles, cattle mutilation. They'd be like kids in a candy store here!

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:'''Pete''': So you're some sort of... what? You're not a human?
:'''Clark''': I don't know what I am. I don't know where that ship brought me from. I just know that I grew up in Smallville, and everything that I care about and everyone that I care about is here.
:'''Pete''': If you care about me so much, how come you never told me sooner?
:'''Clark''': Pete, believe me, there wasn't a day that went by where I didn't want to tell you, but my parents thought it was too dangerous. Not just for me, but for anyone else who knew the truth.
:'''Pete''': You didn't think I could handle it?
:'''Clark''': Can you?
:...
:'''Clark''': Pete, another reason why I didn't say anything is because I knew people would look at me the exact same way that you're looking at me right now.
:'''Pete''': And how's that?
:'''Clark''': Like a freak. Pete, I've tried my whole life just to blend in, to try and be more normal than anyone else. Would you just say something? Call me... call me an alien, call me a monster. I don't care, just say something.
:'''Pete''': It's like I don't even know you.

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:'''Pete''': Sure, Chloe. I saw a spaceship. I even met an alien.
:'''Chloe''': Really? Would you like to describe it?
:'''Pete''': Actually he looks a lot like Clark.
:'''Chloe''': I thought aliens were little and green.
:'''Pete''': I guess things aren't always what you think they are.

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:'''Pete''': What about the x-ray deal? Have you ever used it to look through a girls...
:'''Clark''': It only works when I focus and I do not use it to invade people's privacy.
:'''Pete''': So you're telling me never once have you looked in the girls' locker room?
:'''Clark''': Well... maybe once.
:'''Pete''': That's my boy.

=== ''Red'' ===

:'''Martha''': I think our not so normal son might be going through some classic teenage rebellion.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, I think I liked dealing with heat vision a lot better than that.

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:'''Jonathan''': Get in the truck, son.
:'''Clark''': Give me one reason why I should.
:'''Jonathan''': Because I am your father and I just told you to get in the truck.
:'''Clark''': You're not my father. You never were.

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:'''Martha''': If the green meteor rocks affect Clark physically, maybe the red affects him emotionally.
:'''Jonathan''': It would sure explain his personality changes.
:'''Martha''': The longer he's exposed to the green meteors, the worse he gets. If the same is true with the red rocks, then God help us all.

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:'''Clark''': Hey, if you guys want to waste your life in this mud hole, that's your problem. I'm through being poor.
:'''Jonathan''': Listen, we might not have all the things that other people have, but I didn't think our family was about that!
:'''Clark''': With my abilities, I can make millions. Sports, TV... it's all waiting for me. You're the ones who have been forcing me to hide who I really am.
:'''Jonathan''': No! We are the ones who have been trying to protect you. We don't want anybody coming here and taking you away.
:'''Clark''': Protecting me? Using me. I'm just another piece of equipment to keep your little farm going.

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:'''Clark''': Lex may be too afraid to tell you, but I'm not. No one in Smallville wants you here.
:'''Lionel''': You seem to know a lot about me. You got a name?
:'''Clark''': Clark Kent.
:'''Lionel''': Jonathan and Martha Kent's son? As far as I know, they're good people. Salt of the earth. I'm astonished they'd raise such a blatantly aggressive offspring.
:'''Clark''': Well, if you like them so much, I'm sure they'll put you up. I hear they have a spare bedroom, and I know they could use the cash.
:'''Lionel''': You've got a lot to learn about tact, young man. But you speak your mind. That's good. It'll take you far.
:'''Clark''': Oh, I'm going to the top.

=== ''Nocturne'' ===

:'''Clark''': ''[reading a poem]'' It's a little mushy.
:'''Lana''': I almost forgot. Clark Kent, the man of steel.

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:'''Lex''': Anyone who doesn't appreciate poetry doesn't understand that it's all about seduction.

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:'''Lionel''': Lex? I can feel your smirk from here.

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:'''Martha''': Are you all right?
:'''Pete''': Yeah. The doctor's say it's a hairline fracture, which is ironic because it hurts everywhere else except my hairline. Being part of this family should come with its own group health insurance.

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:'''Lana''': If you really like someone, you accept every part of them. But you can't do that until they're willing to share every part with you.

=== ''Redux'' ===

:'''Clark''': My mom's been kind of secretive the last couple days.
:'''Lana''': A Kent secretive. That's shocking.

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:'''Lana''': All these years, I've had this image of the Kents as the perfect family.
:'''Clark''': I guess we're just as dysfunctional as everyone else.

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:'''Mr. Reynolds''': A person is judged by the company they keep. In my experience, Lex Luthor doesn't have friends. He sees people as a means towards an end.
:'''Clark''': I don't think that's true.
:'''Mr. Reynolds''': Time will tell.

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:'''Clark''': Two progeria deaths in two days. What are the odds of that?
:'''Chloe''': I don't know. Lana wanted to cancel the Spirit Week party, but Principal Reynolds asked her not to. He said he wanted to keep things as normal as possible.
:'''Pete''': He obviously hasn't had his normal-meter reset for Smallville.

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:'''Lex''': You pushed me, and in hindsight, I appreciate that. In some ways, you're responsible for the man I am today.
:'''Mr. Reynolds''': I'm not sure that's a burden I care to take on.

=== ''Lineage'' ===

:'''Martha''': How can you be as fast as lightning and as slow as molasses all at the same time?
:'''Clark''': Sometimes, Mom, I'm even a mystery to myself.
:'''Jonathan''': Wait a minute, didn't I just fix your alarm clock recently?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, but I crushed it this morning hitting the snooze alarm. Guess I'm not much of a morning person.
:'''Jonathan''': Must have got that from your mother. You know, she could be late to her own wedding. In fact, she ''was'' late to her own wedding.
:'''Martha''': Not all of us were trained by roosters.

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:'''Lana''': What's wrong?
:'''Chloe''': Clark and I just had a massive blow-out.
:'''Lana''': About what?
:'''Chloe''': His secrets, privacy... my pathological inability to curb my curiosity.

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:'''Pete''': Man, this "Mission Impossible" stuff is great. But other than my scintillating conversational skills, I still don't understand why you brought me along.
:'''Clark''': I need your spit.

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:'''Lex''': Ever wish you had a big brother to help you with your jump shot?
:'''Clark''': I think I've managed to become a pretty decent player on my own.
:'''Lex''': Rachel Dunleavy came to see me. She says you and I have a few chromosomes in common. My father's chromosomes to be exact.
:'''Clark''': You mean...
:'''Lex''': Personally, I think I got all the looks in the family.

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:'''Lana''': I have done pretty well without a father this long. I don't know why I thought I needed one now.
:'''Clark''': I do. Lana, we're different. We don't get to see our biological parents every day, and see a little piece of who we are, who we may become. If I had a chance to get to know my birth parents, I wouldn't give up just because the first meeting didn't go the way I hoped.

=== ''Ryan'' ===

:'''Lex''': So you staged a one-man prison break? How did you manage to get him out without anybody stopping you?
:'''Clark''': Just lucky, I guess.
:'''Lex''': You're the luckiest guy I've ever met. Let's hope it doesn't run out before tomorrow.

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:'''Lex''': Ryan, real life is not a comic book. Sometimes you have to get your hands dirty, make compromises.
:'''Ryan''': That's what your father told you. That doesn't mean it's right.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, I understand what you're going through, but sometimes, no matter how much you want to save someone, there's nothing you can do.
:'''Clark''': I'm not gonna let Ryan down.
:'''Lex''': When my mother got sick, I spent all my time researching the best doctors and treatments. The most important thing I could've done was spend time with her. By the time I realized that, it was too late. I wasn't at her side when she passed, Clark. Don't make the same mistake I did.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going to let him die, Lex.

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:'''Ryan''': Weren't they best friends?
:'''Lex''': Once upon a time.
:'''Ryan''': Well, what happened to them?
:'''Lex''': Well, they ruled the Guardian Realm together until Devilicus told Warrior Angel that they should join forces and conquer humanity. Together, no one would be able to stop them.
:'''Ryan''': What did Warrior Angel say?
:'''Lex''': He refused. He believed it was a hero's sacred duty to protect those weaker than himself. Devilicus thought he was naive and vowed to destroy him and everything he stood for.
:'''Ryan''': Why do you think Devilicus went bad?
:'''Lex''': I'm not sure. Probably wasn't aware of it. You see, Ryan, in life, the road to darkness is a journey, not a light switch.
:'''Ryan''': You should remember that, Lex.

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:'''Lex''': I'm prepared to sacrifice it if that's what it takes to defeat you.
:'''Mayor Tate''': You know, you've got money, but you're not from here. People don't like you. All it'll take is some fiery campaign speeches about outside interests controlling this community and you'll start to feel the heat.
:'''Lex''': When Winston Churchill heard about the attack on Pearl Harbor, he broke out a bottle of champagne and said, "We've won the war." His generals looked at him like he'd lost his mind. America's pacific fleet was wiped out, France was overrun, and the Luftwaffe was bombing London. Churchill said America is like a giant boiler. Light a fire under it, and there's no limit to the amount of heat it can generate. If you start a fire, Mayor Tate, you better be prepared to deal with the flames.

=== ''Dichotic'' ===

:''[at an anger management class]''
:'''Lex''': What are you here for?
:'''Helen Bryce''': I drop kicked an orderly. I have a violent reaction to incompetence.
:'''Lex''': The drop kick must have caught him off guard.
:'''Helen Bryce''': So, what did you do? Verbally demean your butler?
:'''Lex''': Cute. I took a 9 iron to a meter maid's car.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Wow, now I'm really jealous. I've always wanted to do that. How'd it feel?
:'''Lex''': Great.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Word of advice, keep that to yourself in here.

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:'''Lex''': Guess I owe you a belated thank you.
:'''Helen Bryce''': Actually, I should be thanking you. It's cases like yours that convinced me to leave Metropolis.
:'''Lex''': I'm flattered I turned you from a life of nose jobs and liposuctions to small town medicine.

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:'''Helen''': For the record, I refused to join my father's practice and we stopped speaking.
:'''Lex''': They hate when you do that.
:'''Helen''': Sounds like you speak from experience.
:'''Lex''': You witnessed my self-destructive phase. Then I almost let my father die... now I'm just trying to beat him at his own game.
:'''Helen''': How's that going?
:'''Lex''': I terrorize meter maids.
:'''Helen''': Yeah. I drop kick orderlies. It's funny, I was never an angry child.

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:'''Chloe''': What really gets me is I should have known better. Only Chloe Sullivan could fall for a guy who splits himself in two. What is it about me? Do I have a sign around my neck that says "Mutant Magnet"?

=== ''Skinwalker'' ===

:'''Lionel''': I want you as my partner. Blame it on a brief bout of sentimentality.
:'''Lex''': Sentimentality is synonymous with vulnerability. You taught me that. You're on your own.

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:'''Clark''': I need to raise bail money for Joseph Willowbrook. He's being set up, I think by LuthorCorp.
:'''Lex''': That's a pretty serious accusation, Clark. Don't get me wrong, I'm impressed by your conviction, but going head to head with my father? You're a little like David trying to slay Goliath.
:'''Clark''': Where do you stand?
:'''Lex''': Any culture that's left a legacy that would endure for centuries has earned my respect. I'm afraid it's a losing battle.
:'''Clark''': Didn't David beat Goliath?

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:'''Lana''': Whitney's shared more with me since we broke up than when we were together. What is it with guys and their emotions? The closer you get to them, the more they keep everything in.
:'''Chloe''': Must be some sort of protective instincts. You know, maybe we should just stop falling for guys who are trying to save the world.

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:'''Clark''': I have these feelings for Kyla, and I don't want to doubt her, but I'm not sure she's being honest with me.
:'''Jonathan''': Well, Clark, not everybody's exactly what they seem. I mean, we should know that better than anybody.

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:'''Lionel''': Lex, have I done something in the recent past to offend you?
:'''Lex''': There are so many ways I could answer that question, Dad.

=== ''Visage'' ===

:'''Clark''': Lex, you've been dating Helen for a while. But nothing you ever told me about her would lead me to believe she's the espionage type.
:'''Lex''': I'm afraid one day you'll learn the frustrating truth, Clark. People are seldom whom they appear to be.
:'''Clark''': Did she give you any kind of explanation?
:'''Lex''': Didn't get that far. When she learned that I had her investigated, she turned hostile and stormed out.
:'''Clark''': If I knew someone was investigating me, I'd be a little ticked off too.

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:'''Lex''': You're telling me my father offered you $100,000 against your will? Why would he do that?
:'''Helen''': I can't even begin to fathom the depths of the Luthor family pathology.
:'''Lex''': You could have been honest. You could have told me.
:'''Helen''': I was about to. But before I could say a word, I realized I was in the middle of an interrogation.
:'''Lex''': Helen, if I had known...
:'''Helen''': No, I'm glad that this happened. It showed me who I was really dealing with. You know, I've done some pretty stupid things in my life, but this could possibly win the Nobel Prize for stupidity. I fell for someone who never really existed.

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:'''Martha''': Sweetheart, are you all right?
:'''Clark''': I just can't help thinking that... Whitney's skin wasn't bulletproof. His bones weren't unbreakable, but he still put himself in harm's way so the world could be safer. I wonder if I didn't have my abilities if I'd have that same kind of courage.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, there is no doubt in our minds that you would.

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:'''Lex''': From the time I was born, I was raised in an environment of suspicion and distrust. My father taught me to regard everyone as an adversary no matter who they are.
:'''Helen''': I'm really sorry you had to grow up like that, Lex, I am.
:'''Lex''': When my mother died, I began to build a wall around my heart. Every year that wall grew taller and more fortified until eventually it became impenetrable. I want to tear the wall down, Helen, I do. I just-- I don't have the slightest clue how to do it.
:'''Helen''': Lex...
:'''Lex''': I never once asked anyone for help, but I'm asking you now. Help me, Helen. I don't want to become my father.

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:'''Lana''': It seems like every person that I've ever gotten close to just leaves.
:'''Clark''': That's not true.
:'''Lana''': Yeah, it is. My parents, Nell, now Whitney. I know I haven't been a good friend.
:'''Clark''': You've been a great friend.
:'''Lana''': No, I have doubted you, accused you of things, and still you're here protecting me. I don't care if you have secrets, Clark. You are the one good, constant thing in my life and I don't want to lose you too.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going anywhere.

=== ''Insurgence'' ===

:'''Clark''': Lex, what's going on?
:'''Lex''': Big Brother is listening, or should I say "Big Daddy"?
:'''Clark''': What are you saying, your dad's spying on you?
:'''Lex''': I had the inside track on a multi-million dollar contract. At the last minute, LuthorCorp manages to underbid me. You do the math.
:'''Clark''': Lex, you've got to calm down...
:'''Lex''': Don't tell me to calm down, Clark! How would you feel if someone were listening to every private word you uttered, learning all your secrets?

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:'''Jonathan''': ''[to Lex]'' Look, I don't know how things work in your house, but around here, we think it's important to respect other people's privacy.
:'''Clark''': Dad...
:'''Lex''': It's all right, Clark... Mr. Kent, ever since the day I moved to Smallville, I've done nothing but try to be a friend to you. And in return, you do nothing but lecture me with sanctimonious platitudes. I'm done listening to them.

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:'''Martha''': Why don't you just let us go? You can avoid adding kidnapping to the breaking and entering charges!
:'''Lionel''': You should listen to this woman. I find her advice invariably sound.

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:'''Lex''': Clark, how did you get inside?
:'''Lionel''': The boy's resourceful, Lex. What difference does it make how he did it? He saved us. That's what's important.
:'''Lex''': Dad. I want you to know I was doing everything I could to secure your release.
:'''Lionel''': ''[sarcastically]'' Oh, I'm sure you did a great deal.

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:'''Jonathan''': Wait. Are you sure that this is the best thing to do? Quit, I mean.
:'''Martha''': What do you mean? I thought you'd be happy about it.
:'''Jonathan''': If you hadn't been working for Lionel, then we'd have no way of knowing that he was keeping tabs on Clark.
:'''Martha''': So, instead of staying away from him...
:'''Jonathan''': Maybe we should take a page out of the Luthor playbook.

=== ''Suspect'' ===

:'''Dominic''': You can save the concerned son routine, Lex. I have everything under control.
:'''Lex''': The loyal lapdog sitting watch at his master's door, secretly hoping he doesn't make it?
:'''Dominic''': As I recall, you almost let him die once. Who's to say you didn't try to finish the job? God knows after yesterday, you'd have enough reason to want him dead.
:'''Lex''': You know what I find so amusing about you, Dominic, is that you actually believe my father is grooming you.
:'''Dominic''': It's unfortunate that they already have a suspect in custody. I can't think of a person with a better motive for killing your father than you.

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:'''Lionel''': If you were really ready to run LexCorp, there's no way I could have taken it from you. Look at this as an opportunity for us to work together again, father and son.
:'''Lex''': When I broke away from you, I swore I'd never be under your thumb again.
:'''Lionel''': It's my hope that you'll stay and rise to the challenge.
:'''Lex''': Your ego wouldn't allow it. I'll fight you on this and I'll win.
:'''Lionel''': You better have something stronger than words to back up those threats, son, because as of this moment you are just another employee.

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:'''Lex''': So now you're implying I pulled the trigger?
:'''Clark''': It's not like I haven't seen you shoot someone before.
:'''Lex''': Get out of here before you say something you really regret.
:'''Clark''': I'm not going anywhere. Not until I get some answers. Are you trying to frame my dad?
:'''Lex''': After all this time, I thought you knew me better than the average tabloid reader.
:'''Clark''': If you don't start trusting me with the truth, what else am I supposed to think?
:'''Lex''': Stay out of it, Clark.
:'''Clark''': My dad's life is at stake here!
:'''Lex''': So is my father's!

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:'''Clark''': You grow up with someone, you think you know them, but... I mean, darkness like that just doesn't come out of nowhere... I'm sorry about your company. What's gonna happen next?
:'''Lex''': My father thinks I'll go back to work for him.
:'''Clark''': Will you?
:'''Lex''': It's hard to imagine working for a man who can enrage four people to the point where any one of them had motive to kill him.
:'''Clark''': Even you.
:'''Lex''': You know that darkness you were talking about? I'm not sure we're born with it. I think people like my father find a way to bring it out.

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:'''Lex''': So you took an honest man and destroyed him. And by proxy, almost ruined Jonathan Kent. How does it feel, Dad, knowing you brought this on yourself?
:'''Lionel''': But I didn't, Lex. You did... engineering your ill-advised employee coup.
:'''Lex''': And you actually believe that?
:'''Lionel''': It's all right, son. I forgive you.

=== ''Rush'' ===

:'''Chloe''': My feelings for Clark are so ancient, they're... they're fossilized!

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:'''Chloe''': What are you?
:'''Clark''': Let's just say I'm not from around here.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Pete]'' You knew about this?
:'''Pete''': He's my brother... from another planet.

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:'''Chloe''': Can you fly?
:'''Clark''': Whoa, wait a minute. I may be an alien, but I'm not a cartoon.

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:'''Chloe''': ''[to Lex]'' You know, I always wondered. For a boy who has all the money in the world, you'd think he could afford a good toupee.

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:''[Pete knocks Clark unconscious with Kryptonite]''
:'''Chloe''': Whoa! How'd you do that?
:'''Pete''': Clark's Achilles' heel. He may be a boy scout, but I'm always prepared.

=== ''Prodigal'' ===

:'''Pete''': Working at the Talon... could you be any more obvious?
:'''Clark''': What happened to the Pete Ross rule of proximity? "If you wanna get in the game, you've gotta get on the court."
:'''Pete''': Clark, Lana would be your boss. She's going to take out all of her pent up frustrations of all the times you've ever let her down. You're not going to be in the game. You're going to be in the locker room cleaning the toilets.

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:'''Lucas''': ''[to Clark]'' So, you and Lex seem close.
:'''Pete''': What, are you kidding? They're like brothers.
:'''Clark''': So, Lucas, where did you grow up?
:'''Lucas''': All over.
:'''Pete''': Must be kind of weird not knowing your mom or your dad.
:'''Lucas''': No, not really. Parents always try to make you little versions of them selves. When you grow up without those constraints, you're allowed to become your own person.
:'''Clark''': It's an interesting theory. I don't think I buy it, though.
:'''Lucas''': All right. Let's take you and Lex, for example. If he were raised by your parents and you were raised by Lionel, you wouldn't grow up to be different people? Trust me, you'd be rich and miserable, and he'd be wearing flannel. But if you were left totally alone, abandoned by your parents, how do you think you'd turn out?

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:'''Lex''': I bet a lot of people are out looking for you. Like your friends from Edge City.
:'''Lucas''': Oh, wow, Lex, is that a threat?
:'''Lex''': You know, Lucas, the Luthor gene pool is a shark tank, and our father's just chummed the waters. Good Luck.

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:'''Clark''': I'm sorry that Lucas didn't turn out to be the brother you wanted.
:'''Lex''': Considering his father, I'm surprised he's still alive at all.
:'''Clark''': Where is Lucas now?
:'''Lex''': Safe. But I'm going to have some work to do to regain his trust.
:'''Clark''': You will. You're not your father.
:'''Lex''': Sometimes, Clark, we're all held hostage by the will of our fathers. The only difference is, your dad is a good man. All my father does is push people away.

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:'''Clark''': As long as I live, I don't think I'm ever going to understand your family.
:'''Lex''': Neither will I. Just remember, my father may try and rule the world, but yours will inherit the earth.

=== ''Fever'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Well, this is gonna make quite a story. "Clark Kent ends record-breaking perfect attendance streak." Sorry. I'm doing it again. I just... I've never seen you sick before, and it just got me thinking, you know? What if something did happen to you? And I never got to... ''[pause]'' So in yet another classic maneuver to avoid emotional intimacy, I wrote my feelings down so that I could read them to you, thereby eliminating embarrassing eye contact. ''[reading]'' "I want to let you in on a secret. I'm not who you think I am. In fact, my disguise is so thin, I'm surprised you haven't seen right through me. I'm the girl of your dreams masquerading as your best friend. Sometimes I want to rip off this façade like I did at the Spring Formal, but I can't because you'll get scared and you'll run away again. So I decided that it's better to live with a lie than expose my true feelings." ''[stops]'' This is so much easier when you're unconscious... ''[continues reading]'' "My dad told me there are two types of girls. The ones you grow out of and the ones you grow into. I really hope I'm the latter. I may not be the one you love today, but I'll let you go for now, hoping one day you'll fly back to me because I think you're worth the wait."

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:'''Clark''': I offered Dad a bit of spot welding, but he said it'd only slow him down.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, as hard as it is for you to believe, even your abilities are no substitute for a three-quarter inch copper washer.

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:'''Clark''': Pete, are you sure the ship will be safe in your shed?
:'''Pete''': Yeah, we'll put it between the old Betamax and my dad's Pong game. Indiana Jones couldn't find it down there.

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:'''Jonathan''': Look, I need you to promise me that you won't tell anybody about this, and I mean anybody.
:'''Helen''': Mr. Kent, I take my doctor/patient confidentiality very seriously. But Clark needs proper care.
:'''Jonathan''': Doctor, Clark isn't exactly what you'd call a normal boy.
:'''Helen''': I need to get a blood sample.
:'''Jonathan''': Listen, Dr. Bryce, you can't do that.
:'''Helen''': Is this some sort of religious thing?
:'''Jonathan''': No, I mean literally, you can't do that.

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:'''Clark''': Is Chloe okay?
:'''Lana''': What happened to you really affected her. Me too. It was really hard seeing you sick. Guess I somehow always thought of you as invincible.
:'''Clark''': Now you think I'm just human.
:'''Lana''': I guess that's my way of saying that you mean a lot to me, Clark. And I know it's not very eloquent... but I guess some people are just better with words than others.

=== ''Rosetta'' ===

:'''Clark''': What is it?
:'''Swann''': It's a message from the stars, Clark. All my life, I've been staring out into space wondering. Wondering is anybody else out there? And then 13 years ago, I got an answer.
:'''Clark''': The day of the meteor shower.
:'''Swann''': One of my receiving stations picked up a faint signal. It took me years to decrypt it. And finally, I discovered a mathematical key that was built into the transmission.
:'''Clark''': Can you read it?
:'''Swann''': Yes. It says "This is Kal-El of Krypton. Our infant son, our last hope. Please protect him and deliver him from evil."

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:'''Swann''': I've always wondered what happened to that child, if he survived the journey, if he lived among us. And then three days ago, I saw the symbol for Hope burned onto the side of a barn in Smallville, and I found that the farmer and his wife had an adopted son.
:'''Clark''': So you think I'm Kal-El? I'm just Clark Kent.
:'''Swann''': No, no, I'm not trying to expose you, Clark. I'm just... I'm just seeking the truth.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry, Doctor. The truth is, I'm not who you think I am.
:'''Swann''': If you can live with that decision, so can I. But if you walk out that door, it'll never be open to you again.

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:'''Swann''': That's where Krypton was. I followed the signal's path billions of miles out into space. I was hoping to discover its origin but instead, I found nothing.
:'''Clark''': Planets just don't disappear. What do you think happened to it?
:'''Swann''': Oh, it could be any one of a million different scenarios. War, famine, disease. I mean, look at the world around us. Is it really that hard to believe?

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:'''Clark''': It's a message from my biological father. I'm sure I'm reading it wrong.
:'''Jonathan''': Why? What does it say?
:'''Clark''': ''[reading]'' "On this third planet from this star Sol, you will be a god among men. They are a flawed race. Rule them with strength, my son. That is where your greatness lies." I think I was sent here to conquer. What kind of planet am I from?

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark Kent, you're here to be a force for good, not a force of evil.
:'''Clark''': How can you be so sure?
:'''Jonathan''': Because I am your father. I raised you, and I know you better than anyone.

=== ''Visitor'' ===

:'''Chloe''': What are you doing to those poor citrus?
:'''Clark''': Well, apparently there's enough acid in them to act as a battery.
:'''Chloe''': How very "Survivor" of you. What are you going to call it? A Clockwork Orange?
:'''Pete''': Don't you wish you were the first one to say that?

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:'''Clark''': It's like Cyrus is in his own world. He takes teenage alienation to a whole new level.
:'''Lana''': Well, we all have our ways of escaping from our lives. I ride, Chloe writes, and you... you do incredibly strenuous farm chores by yourself.
:'''Clark''': Well, I guess you know my deepest and darkest secret now.

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:'''Clark''': You don't think he's really an alien, do you?
:'''Chloe''': No. But wouldn't it be awesome if he was, though?
:'''Clark''': Yeah, it'd be the story of the century, wouldn't it?
:'''Chloe''': This isn't about Pulitzers, Clark. I mean, can you imagine being from another planet? The experiences you could share?
:'''Clark''': It wouldn't freak you out?
:'''Chloe''': Compared to most people, I think aliens would be a step up.

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:'''Lex''': I never figured you for having an identity crisis, Clark.
:'''Clark''': It's for a friend.
:'''Lex''': Haven't heard that one before. What's your friend's problem? Napoleon or Messiah complex?
:'''Clark''': Actually he thinks he's an alien.
:'''Lex''': So that proves he isn't... come on, Clark, if you were really an alien would you go around telling people about it?
:'''Clark''': Probably not.
:'''Lex''': Let me guess. Your friend, he's a little odd. Spends a lot of time alone, thinks no one understands him. I just described myself in high school. It's a classic outsider profile. I'd say he's just trying to get attention. You believe there are aliens among us, Clark?

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:'''Chloe''': Trust me. This kid is more David Blaine than he is Wall of Weird.
:'''Clark''': All right, well, that still doesn't explain how he cured Tyson.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I haven't figured that one out yet. But I'd be willing to bet that he faked that one too somehow.
:'''Clark''': No, I was there. It was real.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, well, I'm not discounting the possibility that he may have some magic healing power. But if he does, it's probably byproduct of meteorite poisoning. He is no more extraterrestrial than you are.

=== ''Precipice'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': Sheriff, we know our son and Clark would never deliberately hurt anybody. I'm sure whatever he did, he did it 'cause he thought he had to.
:'''Sheriff Adams''': By throwing another young man across my police car? I ran a complete check on your son, Mr. Kent. He's been at more crime scenes than [[w:Eliot Ness|Eliot Ness]].
:'''Martha''': If Clark's been involved with police business, it's only because he was trying to help people.
:'''Sheriff Adams''': Or maybe he's got some kind of hero complex? I mean, even heroes got to play by the rules.

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:'''Pete''': Clark Kent, convict.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I know, when do you get fit for that orange jump suit? Or is it one size fits all?
:'''Clark''': Forty hours of community service is not funny... it's an orange vest.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, no! It's gonna clash with the plaid!
:'''Pete''': Welcome to Smallville, where you stop the crime, you do the time.
:'''Adams''': Very pithy. Maybe I should use that as my campaign slogan?

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:'''Lex''': Lana, I know what it's like to feel vulnerable.
:'''Lana''': You?
:'''Lex''': Trust me. Eccentric bald kids sit pretty low on the prep school totem pole.

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:'''Jonathan''': You did throw him into that car, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Maybe this is where it all starts. Remember what it said in the spaceship? "They're a flawed race. Rule them with strength."
:'''Jonathan''': Son, I got into a lot of fights when I was your age too, believe me. But, Clark, these are not alien feelings. What you have to remember under these circumstances is that there are consequences.
:'''Martha''': Your father's right. You don't make decisions in a split second that you have to live with for the rest of your life.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, it's true. We are a flawed race, sure. But we're a flawed race that raised you. You're a lot more human than you think.

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:'''Lana''': Lex has a way of bringing out a side of me that's both scary and liberating at the same time.
:'''Clark''': Well, you know the first rule of self defense is to avoid conflict.
:'''Lana''': Relax, Clark, I'm not about to go prowling the night fighting crime. I'll leave that to the expert.
:'''Clark''': Well, you can trust me, there's no future in fighting crime unless you enjoy being sued.

=== ''Witness'' ===

:'''Clark''': My article about the debate team. Oh, Chloe, I'm really sorry. I'll give it to you first thing tomorrow morning.
:'''Chloe''': Well, unfortunately Clark, I needed it tonight. To fill in the hole, I had to blow up the lunch menu to a 60-point type. I'm sure the student body is going to find that fascinating.

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:'''Henry Small''': I guess some small part of me is still getting used to all this.
:'''Lana''': What, dropping by for a casual visit with your daughter?
:'''Henry Small''': No, entering a business co-owned by a Luthor without an injunction in my hand.

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:'''Clark''': What are you doing out of jail?
:'''Eric''': Seems I've got friends in higher places that I didn't even know about. And suddenly, you're not so anonymous.
:'''Clark''': I'll testify, if that's what it takes to put you away.
:'''Eric''': Oh no, I'd think about that Kent. I mean, I know you're unbreakable, but people that you care about aren't. I'd sure hate to think something happened to those wholesome parents of yours.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, look around. Look at what they did to this place. You said yourself I can't protect you. You have to think of Mom. You have to think about the baby.
:'''Jonathan''': I am thinking about Mom. I am thinking about the baby. I'm also thinking about you.
:'''Clark''': Dad, please! Please.
:'''Jonathan''': All right, I'll take your mother to a doctor in Metropolis, and maybe stay with your grandfather for a couple days. Son, I'd feel a whole hell of a lot better if you'd agree to come with us.
:'''Clark''': I can't.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, I'm not going to stand here and ask you to do nothing because you and I both know that I would not do nothing. But I want you to remember something son. They have your strength, but they don't have any of your other abilities. You make sure you give yourself a fighting chance.

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:'''Chloe''': I don't understand why the most powerful man in the city is interested in helping me.
:'''Lionel''': We're after the same thing, Miss Sullivan... the truth. You know, journalists are the midwives of history. Perhaps, with my help, we could make history together.

=== ''Accelerate'' ===

:'''Clark''': If this is the mysterious Lana, I like it. What is this all about?
:'''Lana''': Us, kind of. I just wanted to thank you for yesterday. There were a few minutes there when I really thought I might be losing it. But, you never doubted me. Not for a second. You always believe in me. Thanks a lot.
:'''Clark''': Lana, what is this all about?
:'''Lana''': It's just that sometimes I feel like you've created this perfect picture of who I am.
:'''Clark''': That's what I see.
:'''Lana''': This might sound silly... but I have this fear that-- that one day you'll finally get a good look at me and... I'm going to disappoint you. That you'll see that I'm not as strong or as good as you think I am. And I'm afraid that it'll change the way you feel about me.
:'''Clark''': Nothing could ever do that.

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:'''Lionel''': I wanted to give you my gift in person, since it's obvious by now that I won't be receiving a wedding invitation.
:'''Lex''': You offered the woman I love a hundred thousand dollars to leave me.
:'''Lionel''': I did you a favor, Lex. That was the ultimate test of loyalty and she passed with flying colors. You should be thanking me.
:'''Lex''': Well, my thank you note must be lost in the mail along with your invitation.

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:'''Pete''': Clark, couldn't the bone yard visit have waited till after the rain stopped?
:'''Clark''': It's the only way to disprove the zombie theory.
:'''Pete''': Yeah. Well, if this Emily girl really is a ghost I really don't think she'd appreciate you scoping out her coffin.

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:'''Lionel''': I like to think that I treat everyone at LuthorCorp as part of the family.
:'''Lex''': Well, that would explain the lack of loyalty.

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:'''Lionel''': All right, Lex, what's the crisis? One minute you want nothing to do with me and then I'm inundated with urgent messages.
:'''Lex''': How does it feel to play God, Dad?

=== ''Calling'' ===

:'''Clark''': I've been looking through every book from [[Socrates]] to [[William Shakespeare|Shakespeare]] trying find some who could put into words the way Lex and Helen feel about each other. But what I realize is, there are no words for it, that when you have it, you trust it, and you believe in it, take a chance on it, you're willing to sacrifice anything to keep it, no matter what the cost.

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:'''Lana''': If you knew that Lex was keeping secrets from you, but he was being truthful about the important things like, um, like the way he feels about you...would that be enough?
:'''Helen''': I guess you have to decide. Is the part of themselves they're willing to share with you better than not having them in your life at all?

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:'''Lana''': Okay. I know it's not your birthday for another seven minutes, but I wanted to surprise you.
:'''Clark''': You did.
:'''Lana''': I get the feeling it's not in a good way.
:'''Clark''': It's just it's not really my birthday. It's just some date that my parents picked off the calendar for the adoption papers.
:'''Lana''': Maybe some of us want to celebrate the day you came into our lives.
:'''Clark''': I never thought of it that way.

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:'''Lionel''': The wall, Doctor. What does it say?
:'''Walden''': "The last son will rule the planet." Don't you see? It's Clark Kent!
:'''Lex''': I think that's a pretty big leap.
:'''Walden''': No! I've never seen more clearly in my life. I know exactly what has to be done.
:'''Lionel''': What is that, Doctor?
:'''Walden''': We have to kill Clark Kent, before he destroys us all.

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:'''Clark''': I'm going to rule the world? He's obviously nuts.
:'''Lex''': Of course he is. Unfortunately my father was there. He heard the whole thing.
:'''Clark''': But he didn't believe him, did he?
:'''Lex''': He quoted one of his favorite Elizabethan poets. "'Twixt truth and madness lies but a sliver of a stream." He's not just gonna let this drop. I thought I'd warn you.

=== ''Exodus'' ===

:'''Jor-el''': I am Jor-El, your father.
:'''Clark''': I thought you died!
:'''Jor-El''': I am his memory, his will. I am to fulfill his promise and guide you all the days of your life. You are the last son of Krypton. When you traveled through the cosmos, you carried the hopes and dreams of your people. They now live through you, Kal-El. It is time.
:'''Clark''': Time for what?
:'''Jor-El''': Time to accept your destiny.
:'''Clark''': I don't know what you have in mind for me, but I--
:'''Jor-El''': By the setting of the sun Sol, you will return to me. Your destiny will be fulfilled. Your thoughts are not a mystery to me, Kal-El. These people have served their purpose. It is time to leave them.
:'''Clark''': Please! Everything and everyone I love is here! In Smallville!
:'''Jor-El''': You must let go of your past. I will guide you to your future.
:'''Clark''': No, I don't want your guidance! I want to create my own future!
:'''Jor-El''': You have no choice, Kal-El.

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:'''Martha''': Whatever your biological father may have had in mind for you, they're his hopes and dreams, not yours.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you choose your own destiny. Nobody can decide that for you, son.
:'''Clark''': This is my home. And you're my parents. It's where I belong, and I'm not going anywhere

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:'''Jor-El''': You will obey me, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': You're not my father. I won't let you control me.
:'''Jor-El''': You cannot fight it, Kal-El. At the zenith of the star Sol, you will begin your journey. If you do not, you will hurt the ones you love most.

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:'''Chloe''': You were right about Clark. He wasn't who I thought he was. I'm surprised I hadn't noticed earlier. So much for my crack journalistic instinct.
:'''Lionel''': No, no, love has a way of blinding even the sharpest minds. We don't look because we don't want to see. But once love has been stripped away, then we see the real person clearly. They're revealed to us with all their flaws, their foibles, and their secrets.

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:'''Clark''': Come with me.
:'''Lana''': Smallville's my home. It's your home too.
:'''Clark''': Not anymore.

== Season 3 ==

=== ''Exile'' ===

:'''Morgan Edge''': You've made quite a reputation for yourself. I set up this test so I could see with my own eyes if you were man or myth. And clearly, you're both.
:'''Clark''': Well, I'm glad I could clear it up for you... Mr. Edge.
:'''Edge''': I'd like to talk about a job opportunity.
:'''Clark''': Thanks. But I'm really not looking for work right now. I like to fly solo.
:'''Edge''': No matter how many bullets bounce off you, Kal, you're still a kid, and I'm the biggest crime boss in Metropolis.
:'''Clark''': Well, I would think you could afford better help.
:'''Edge''': That's why we're talking. I got this one job. It'll make you Midas rich. So when you are tired of playing the little league, you know where to find me.

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:'''Lex''': You killed your father.
:'''Louis''': Yeah, it was inevitable. I had to do it. Only one of us could survive. See, back there, he was a rich and powerful guy. He was always criticizing me, never thinking I was good enough. And it just kept chipping away, chipping away till there was nothing left... I thought you and I were kindred spirits.
:'''Lex''': No, Louis. You're a psychopath.
:'''Louis''': Well, there's one in all of us. I just let mine out.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, it's me.
:'''Clark''': Jonathan. How's the farm?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your mother and I love you very much and we want you to come home.
:'''Clark''': Is that right? Hey, what about not dwelling on the past and making a fresh new start? Come on, you can admit it. You're happier I'm gone.
:'''Jonathan''': Son, that's not true.
:'''Clark''': I'm not your son! And you're not my parents, you never have been! You never will be!
:'''Lana''': Clark, what is the matter with you? Your parents love you! I love you.
:'''Clark''': Do you always betray the people you love?

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:'''Edge''': I need you to break into a secure building. The office on the 60th floor has a very valuable package. It's in a titanium-reinforced steel safe. Not a job for mere mortals.
:'''Clark''': Sounds like easy money.
:'''Edge''': I haven't told you where you're going yet.
:'''Clark''': ''[reads a card]'' LuthorCorp Plaza. You want me to break into Lionel Luthor's office?
:'''Edge''': Will that be a problem?
:'''Clark''': No. It'll be my pleasure.

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:'''Jonathan''': Hello, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Jonathan Kent. Isn't it a little past your bedtime? How'd you find me?
:'''Jonathan''': Your biological father.
:'''Clark''': You two are working together now, huh? That's cute. But I didn't listen to him and I'm certainly not gonna listen to you.

=== ''Phoenix'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': You don't realize how dangerous you are when you're wearing that ring!
:'''Clark''': It's not the ring. I was born that way. You just can't accept it.
:''[Jonathan sees the Kryptonian symbol burned on Clarks chest]''
:'''Jonathan''': What in the hell did Jor-El do to you, Clark?
:'''Clark''': He made sure I'd never forget who my real father is.

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:'''Lana''': You warned me there were things about you that I wouldn't understand. I guess I just didn't want to believe it.
:'''Clark''': I was protecting you.
:'''Lana''': From what? That's the part I can't figure out because, Clark, the only thing that keeps hurting me is you.

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:'''Lex''': It's ironic. In the most remote solitude I still managed to find an enemy. I suppose I was just hallucinating from malaria, but the enemy I found was real. I got a good look at myself, or at least the part I've always tried to ignore.
:'''Clark''': Lex, I guess we all got to take a look at our dark side sooner or later.
:'''Lex''': The problem is if you stare at it long enough, it can get hard to tell the two sides apart.

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:'''Lana''': How could you let everyone worry like that?
:'''Chloe''': Because the more pressure I put on him, the more he pulled away. I mean, you saw him, Lana. He wasn't exactly the charming flannel king we all know and love. It was like he was a...
:'''Lana''': A different person.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah. Let's face it, Lana. Clark has more issues than "Rolling Stone."

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:'''Jonathan''': We can't accept this.
:'''Lex''': There's nothing to accept but my gratitude. After the plane went down, I made my way into one of the broken wings. This compass, your wedding present, guided me to safe harbor. The least I can do is help you keep your farm.
:'''Jonathan''': We will find a way to pay you back.
:'''Lex''': I'm not worried about that, Mr. Kent. If it's not too presumptuous, I hope you'll just consider me part of the family.

=== ''Extinction'' ===

:'''Clark''': Look, I know this is gonna sound bizarre, but this kid Van, he's convinced that the meteor rocks in Smallville have altered certain people.
:'''Lex''': What do you mean by altered?
:'''Clark''': He thinks they've developed different abilities than the rest of us, and he's hunting them. Lex, he had a hit list. They found it in his cabin, and you're on it.
:'''Lex''': Clark, the only abilities I have are playing the market and falling for the wrong women.

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:'''Lex''': I wouldn't worry about it, Dad. I'm insured now.
:'''Lionel''': Not yet. There's some difficulty getting you underwritten by Lloyd's of London.
:'''Lex''': On what grounds?
:'''Lionel''': Your tendency to attract near-death experiences has made you too great a liability.
:'''Lex''': I would think surviving would count for something.

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:'''Lana''': Clark, I really thought I was going to die.
:'''Clark''': You've been through worse.
:'''Lana''': Because you've been there to protect me, but I knew you weren't coming this time, so when Van showed up I guess I was just relieved that there were others like you out there.
:'''Clark''': He's not like me. You have to see him for what he is. He's a killer. Lana, it's okay to be mad at people who try to hurt you, but it's not fair to take it out on everyone who's been affected by the meteors. It's not their fault. No one asks to be different.
:'''Lana''': Life would just be so much better for everybody if the meteor shower never happened.

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:'''Lex''': How many times have I come face to face with death and walked away without a scratch? I've practically lost count.
:'''Clark''': Weirder things have happened.
:'''Lex''': All this time I thought the reason I survived that Porsche accident was because of you, Clark. Now I'm not so sure. See, I've always tried to explain everything by looking outside myself. But maybe the truth lies inside my own physiology. Maybe I am a freak.

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:'''Lana''': What I don't understand is you're willing to walk into bullets for me, but you won't share what's going on inside. Clark, if you don't open up to the people that love you, you'll always be alone. I can't believe you want to spend your life like that.
:'''Clark''': I may not have a choice.
:'''Lana''': You always have a choice.

=== ''Slumber'' ===

:'''Clark''': Pete, did you see that guy?
:'''Pete''': What guy?
:'''Clark''': How could you miss him? He had a big red cape on!

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:'''Lex''': Interesting theory, Clark.
:'''Clark''': I know it sounds crazy, but that's what happened.
:'''Lex''': Now you're saving people in your dreams, too. I bet a shrink would have a field day with that scenario.

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:'''Lex''': Legend has it this sword was forged in the fires of Mount Fuji. The blade can cut through anything. The Katai never took it into battle. They never had to, till the day the strongest Katai turned on his own. One by one, the Katai fell at his hand. Nothing left to lose, the last of the Katai lunged at the warrior with this sword. The blade cut him clean in two. But when the warrior's armor fell away, the Katai saw he wasn't even human.
:''[Lex strikes Clark with the sword, shattering it]''
:'''Lex''': Just like you, Clark. See, I've always been honest with you. But it turns out you've been lying to me from the first day I laid eyes on you.
:'''Clark''': No, Lex, I can explain!
:'''Lex''': It's too late! The irony is all you had to do was come to me, Clark. I was your friend. I would've protected your secret. I would've protected you. But I couldn't be trusted because I'm a Luthor.
:'''Clark''': No, that's not it!
:'''Lex''': I don't care! I'm going to dedicate myself to ensuring the whole world knows who Clark Kent really is. Life as you know it is over.

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:'''Lana''': Well, it's been like an oven outside, so I was thinking we could go swimming at Crater Lake.
:'''Clark''': Yeah... I really don't think skinny-dipping is a good idea.
:'''Lana''': Who said anything about skinny-dipping? Maybe in your dreams, Clark.

=== ''Perry'' ===

:'''Clark''': According to NASA the sun took a direct hit from a comet today, causing one of the biggest solar flares ever to be recorded.
:'''Martha''': Oh, you sound intrigued.
:'''Clark''': Actually it's a relief to be researching a cosmic disaster that has nothing to do with me.

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:'''White''': I finally found my story.
:'''Clark''': For some insane reason, it's me. Chloe told me. I don't think it's funny.
:'''White''': Oh, it's not a joke, Clark. I got the facts to back it up.
:'''Clark''': What kind of facts are those?
:'''White''': The accident, the power lines, your magical appearance as your family tractor drops out of the sky.
:'''Clark''': I explained that.
:'''White''': "It fell off a truck." That's not an explanation, that's a punch line. I spent the morning combing through police records and newspaper stories. You're Johnny on the Spot, Clark. You're Smallville's own hero on deck.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Mr. White, there's nothing special about me.
:'''White''': Oh, that's where you're wrong, kid. So far I got you pegged as really strong and shock-resistant. The question is, what other tricks have you got up your sleeve?

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:'''Clark''': Mr. White, don't do this.
:'''White''': See, the way I figure it, you're strong, you're shockproof, you're incredibly fast. Plus you're cursed with this hero complex.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, why don't you come back down on the deck and we'll talk about that.
:'''White''': No. Not till I have my story.
:'''Clark''': Wait, Mr. White? Look, you're wrong about me.
:'''White''': I'm betting you'll save me, Clark.

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:'''White''': Thanks again for the ride.
:'''Clark''': It's the only way I could be sure you'd get on the bus.
:'''White''': You really are kind of a freak, you know that?
:'''Clark''': Mr. White...
:'''White''': I'm serious. You try to help people, even fools like me, and you never ask for anything in return. When I saw your face up there after it was all over, I suddenly realized I was about to tear down a good person. I just couldn't believe there was actually anyone like you out there.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Mr. White, I'm not that good.

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:'''Clark''': Something tells me the world hasn't seen the last of Perry White.
:'''White''': Something tells me you're right. Rumor has it I still have a friend or two on the Daily Planet. Oh, by the way, I went over a couple more of your Torch stories.
:'''Clark''': And?
:'''White''': Well, they're rough, and half the time you buried the lead, but I see a glimmer of hope. If you ever make it to Metropolis, look me up. I owe you one.

=== ''Relic'' ===

:'''Lana''': Why would he lie to me? It's not like he's gonna get the last 40 years of his life back.
:'''Clark''': Lana, convicted murderers spend half their day trying to convince people they're innocent.
:'''Lana''': Clark, that drawing looks exactly like you. So unless Dexter could've predicted the future, there's a pretty good chance that drifter was real. It could've been your grandfather. Even your father.
:'''Clark''': That's impossible.
:'''Lana''': Why? You must've come from somewhere. It's not like you just fell out of the sky.

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:'''Clark''': Since when can you take police records out of City Hall?
:'''Chloe''': Since I caught the clerk and his girlfriend playing cops and robbers while on the job.

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:'''Lex''': So you took the liberty of rewriting our family history?
:'''Lionel''': That's right. Why should I have to pay for the sins of my father?
:'''Lex''': Sounds familiar.

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:'''Joe''': When I said I wasn't from here, I wasn't talking about Smallville. Where I'm from we have colors that you've never seen. Our moons are so close they fill up half the sky. We have sunsets that last for hours.

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:'''Clark''': I think Jor-El was sent here as some kind of rite of passage. Grandpa Kent was down here too. He told Joe that if there was anything he needed...
:'''Jonathan''': What is it, Clark?
:'''Clark''': I don't think you and Mom found me by accident... I think you were chosen.

=== ''Magnetic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': The American version of closure. You can only get over your grief when you figure out how to merchandise your tragedy.

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:'''Jonathan''': Oh, something must be wrong if he stuck his head in the refrigerator and didn't eat the last piece of cherry pie.
:'''Clark''': It's nothing. It's just Lana. Seth Nelson asked her out.
:'''Martha''': What did she say?
:'''Clark''': She said yes so fast it gave me whiplash.
:'''Jonathan''': Look, Clark, jealousy is a tough emotion.
:'''Clark''': Dad, I'm not jealous!
:'''Jonathan''': Ah...
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe a little bit.

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:'''Chloe''': Finally. I didn't think you were gonna show. Not that Clark Kent ever operates on the same speed as the rest of the world.

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:'''Chloe''': You're a Luthor, so it's a given that you're unscrupulous, but I really thought that petty larceny was beneath you, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Can you be a little more specific with the charge?
:'''Chloe''': I caught some creep in my office trying steal one of my computers. I figured either you or your father hired him.
:'''Lex''': But you're accusing me.
:'''Chloe''': You're what they euphemistically call the lesser of two evils.
:'''Lex''': I admire your take-charge attitude. Barging in here and accusing me took guts... or sheer stupidity.

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:'''Chloe''': How did he die?
:'''Lex''': Natural causes. Apparently his heart just gave out.
:'''Chloe''': And you believe that?
:'''Lex''': Given what he was looking into, I doubt there was anything natural about his death.
:'''Chloe''': How do I know you're not just playing me here?
:'''Lex''': ''[sarcastic]'' You're right, Chloe. I could be. I often bring high school girls to the morgue to show them what happens when trained professionals cross my father.
:'''Chloe''': Well, there's nothing in my files worth killing for.
:'''Lex''': We've got a corpse here that says you're wrong.

=== ''Shattered'' ===

:'''Lionel''': How did you get in here, Lex?
:'''Lex''': Well, when people think you're insane and you're holding a rifle to their head, they, uh, tend to do what you ask.

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:'''Lex''': You know what disappoints me, Dad?
:'''Lionel''': All right, tell me.
:'''Lex''': You hired pros to kill me. You always taught me, "If you want something done right, son, do it yourself!"

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:'''Edge''': If we'd done it my way, you'd be dead by now.
:'''Lex''': What are you talking about?
:'''Edge''': You really believe you could have escaped if I wanted to kill you? It was your father's idea to make you look crazy instead.
:'''Lex''': You're lying!
:'''Edge''': It's true, Lex. Lionel's gone soft in his old age. He was willing to lose his parents, but he said he couldn't bear to lose another child.

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:'''Clark''': Thank you.
:'''Lex''': Don't thank me, Clark. You're part of this. I have to kill you too.

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:'''Lionel''': You know, I was never quite sure which of them was more out of touch with reality--Don Quixote, jousting with imaginary enemies, or his loyal lackey Sancho Panza, indulging his master's fantasies in spite of the danger to everyone else.

=== ''Asylum'' ===

:'''Adam''': I think you're getting off way too easily.
:'''Lana''': Excuse me?
:'''Adam''': You have to learn to push through the pain. If we all sat down every time it hurt, this country never would've been built.
:'''Lana''': Well, I doubt the founding fathers broke their legs in four places.
:'''Adam''': What happened, bad pileup at cheerleading practice?

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:'''Lionel''': When your attempt to escape failed, you sabotaged my efforts to have you released, to be cared for at home.
:'''Lex''': But I told you. I'm cured. A cured patient doesn't belong in a hospital.
:'''Lionel''': Oh, it's painful to see you like this. You know I have your best interest at heart, don't you?
:'''Lex''': The only interest you have... is staying out of prison. I'm not insane, and you know it.
:'''Lionel''': It's sad to see a man who's lost his mind. But it's tragic when he's convinced himself that he's sane.

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:'''Clark''': How is Lana?
:'''Chloe''': It's been really tough. She could use some moral support.
:'''Clark''': I sent her a card.
:'''Chloe''': Nothing says "I love you" more than a $1.50 piece of cardboard.

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:'''Pete''': Clark, he knows your secret.
:'''Clark''': I can't let him turn Lex into a vegetable just for that.
:'''Pete''': You can't trust him.
:'''Clark''': And you've never given him a chance.
:'''Pete''': And you give him too many. You think it's easy keeping a lid on your secret? I've got to think about it every time we're around other people to make sure I don't slip. I've got to remember to say "meteor rock" instead of "kryptonite." And I always got to cover your unexplained exits.
:'''Clark''': Pete, I'm sorry. You've never said anything.
:'''Pete''': Clark, that's not the point. The point is that I got your back. But Lex won't.

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:'''Eric''': Welcome back to being normal, Clark. Kind of sucks, doesn't it?

=== ''Whisper'' ===

:'''Lana''': One thing I learned from my accident is that you can't go through something like this alone.
:'''Clark''': Lana, just because I'm blind doesn't mean the issues between us have disappeared. This doesn't change anything.
:'''Lana''': I was just offering a helping hand, Clark. But I won't make that mistake again.
:'''Pete''': Whoever said absence makes the heart grow fonder obviously hasn't met the two of you.

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:'''Chloe''': Believe it or not, Clark, I was trying to help you.
:'''Clark''': Oh, by spying on me.
:'''Chloe''': No, by just trying to understand why he's so intrigued with you.
:'''Clark''': And if the Torch got a few new computers and you made a name for yourself at the Daily Planet, that was okay too. For all the times you accused me of keeping secrets, how could you do this to me?!
:'''Chloe''': He just... he caught me at an especially bad time. And I caved. I've been trying to get out of it ever since, but when people like Lionel Luthor have you, they don't want to let go. You know, I thought that you out of all people would understand making a stupid decision in a moment of weakness. But I guess I was wrong.

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:'''Pete''': Clark. Your parents are ready to start gluing your picture to milk cartons. How'd you get out here, anyhow?
:'''Clark''': I walked. Turns out I do know every inch of this farm. I really didn't mean to scare them, but I couldn't take all the noise.
:'''Pete''': So your mega-hearing thing's back.
:'''Clark''': Suddenly I'm the ultimate eavesdropper.

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:'''Pete''': You know, what can I say? Chicks dig a hero.
:'''Clark''': Uh-huh.
:'''Pete''': Hope you don't mind I'm bending the truth a little bit.
:'''Clark''': Pete, look who you're talking to. The master truth-bender.

=== ''Delete'' ===

:'''Clark''': You're not the same person you used to be.
:'''Chloe''': Kind of like if I moved to Metropolis and became a motorcycle-riding party animal and told you to get out of my life. Kind of like that, right?

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:'''Chloe''': Well, I obviously didn't know what I was getting myself into. Just seems to be a nasty habit that I've picked up lately.

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:'''Lex''': I'm starting to get a complex. It seems all the women I find even remotely appealing turn out to be psychopaths.
:'''Molly''': Birds of a feather.

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:'''Molly''': You don't understand. You don't know what it's like to be so different, to see things other kids can't see, to feel and to think about things they can't even imagine.
:'''Clark''': Molly, Garner's not helping you.
:'''Molly''': He made me feel normal, and I never thought that could happen. Now, if someone gave you that chance, wouldn't you protect them, too?

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:'''Lana''': Freaky Ninja Girls and all!

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:'''Lana''': What do you think?
:'''Adam''': I think Norman Bates would be right at home here.

=== ''Hereafter'' ===

:'''Jordan''': I had a vision of you too when you grabbed me in the hallway.
:'''Clark''': What do you mean? What'd you see?
:'''Jordan''': Like you don't have an end like other people. It's like you live forever.

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:'''Lana''': Jordan, I brought your homework.
:'''Clark''': ''[to Jordan]'' Why do I get the feeling you've replaced me as your mentor?
:'''Lana''': I've offered to help Jordan get back on his feet, and he is going to help me become faster on mine.
:'''Clark''': I think you're getting the hang of this high school thing.

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:'''Martha''': You're awfully quiet today.
:'''Clark''': Having someone tell you you can change destiny is a lot to handle.

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:'''Martha''': Clark, what's this really about?
:'''Clark''': I'm just wondering if that's why I was really sent here. To change destiny. What if I make a wrong choice and I'm not there to make it right?
:'''Martha''': It's a huge responsibility. You have to concentrate on the good that you do. Think of all the people you've saved. Your dad and me and Lex. He's turned out to be a really good friend. Sweetheart, you just have to do the best you can. You can't save everybody.

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:'''Lex''': They say music hath charms to sooth the savage breast.
:'''Adam''': Don't count on it.

=== ''Velocity'' ===

:'''Pete''': I'm okay at hoops. I'm a decent photographer. But you saw that crowd last night. You heard them chanting my name. And for once in my life, I finally get to feel what you feel like every single day. I get to feel special.
:'''Clark''': Pete, I'm not special. I'm different.
:'''Pete''': Clark, who do you think you're kidding? You can do things that I could never even dream of. And ever since we were kids, even before I knew your secret, I've always been walking in your shadow.
:'''Clark''': Pete, that's not true.
:'''Pete''': Clark, don't get me wrong. It's not a bad place to be. But I'm growing up. I'm realizing that I got my own talents.

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:'''Clark''': Everything's taken care of. What you need to concentrate on is feeling better and your checkers strategy, not necessarily in that order.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you've been here every night. Why don't you go out with your friends, have some fun.
:'''Clark''': Why would I go out with my friends when I can beat my dad at checkers?

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:'''Adams''': Good work, Mr. Kent. It only took eight deputies and four cruisers to discover that that barn was as clean as my grandma's pantry.
:'''Clark''': That couldn't be. I saw those license plates.
:'''Adams''': The only plates in that barn were the ones in the kitchen sink. And none of the cars in there had VIN numbers even remotely similar to the ones you gave me.
:'''Clark''': Sheriff, that's impossible.
:'''Adams''': As usual, Mr. Kent, your information is about as accurate as the local weatherman. But I'm cutting you some slack this time because I've had my eye on Jason Dante for a while now, and he is one slippery fish. Next time you say there's a storm a-brewing, Mr. Kent, I better see some rain.

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:'''Clark''': Lex, you've done so much already, but I need a big favor.
:'''Lex''': Name it.
:'''Clark''': I need $20,000 dollars, cash.
:'''Lex''': You're right. That is big. You mind telling me what it's for?
:'''Clark''': My friend got mixed up with the wrong crowd, and now they're making him pay for it.
:'''Lex''': Is this the old proverbial friend who happens to be you?

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:'''Jonathan''': In the world, things aren't always black and white. Sometimes you gotta wander out into the gray areas and do what you think is best.

=== ''Obsession'' ===

:'''Lionel''': ''[to a class]'' Now, you're all here to learn something about business. The most important element in anything to do with economic theory is the individual. Yes, you. Traditional rules, supply and demand--they're secondary. But to rise above those rules, to know when to break them, requires absolute personal commitment. I consider it a prerequisite for success.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark, quietly]'' And I consider it despicable, immoral, and possibly illegal.

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:'''Chloe''': What do you say we make a break for the fire escape?
:'''Clark''': I could crawl down all 39 stories if this fieldtrip didn't count toward our final grade.
:'''Chloe''': Welcome to the Lionel Luthor exhibit. Next floor: Victims, sycophants, and hatchet men.

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:'''Clark''': She's gone.
:'''Jonathan''': What did she do, Clark, climb out the window?
:'''Clark''': Actually, she teleported.
:'''Jonathan''': You're gonna have to run that by me one more time.

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:'''Clark''': I just think that maybe we need to set some boundaries. You know, maybe some limitations.
:'''Alicia''': We're special, Clark. People like us don't need boundaries and limitations.

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:'''Lex''': You go on one date with this girl, and already she's sneaking into your bedroom, putting sexy pictures of herself in your locker, and practically asking your parents to book the wedding chapel. What's your secret, Clark?

=== ''Resurrection'' ===

:'''Clark''': You know, I always thought of my dad as a man of steel. I guess I was wrong.

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:'''Lex''': My father's been strangely stubborn about liquidating that property. Every market indicator says to sell, but he insists the neighborhood's about to be revitalized.
:'''Chloe''': The only thing being revitalized in that neighborhood is the graffiti.

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:'''Lex''': Chloe, I think I should take it from here.
:'''Chloe''': Lex, I'm perfectly capable--
:'''Lex''': This has nothing to do with your capability. I'm worried about your safety. When my father's involved with covert research, people tend to get hurt.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, when that serum got close to the kryptonite bomb, it reacted the same way as my blood.
:'''Martha''': So you're saying the serum...
:'''Clark''': I know. It sounds crazy, but I think that Lionel Luthor has found a way to use my blood to bring people back to life. If my blood can save lives, maybe I should come forward. What if there's something inside me that can repair dad's heart permanently?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, your mother and I both know that you are gonna save a lot of lives in this world, even more than you have any idea.
:'''Clark''': The only life I'm interested in saving is yours.
:'''Jonathan''': You do. You save my life every day that you're with us. And we wouldn't trade that for a single moment without you.

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:'''Lana''': I should've said something about Adam sooner. I feel so guilty.
:'''Clark''': None of this was your fault.
:'''Lana''': Still, I let him threaten me into silence.
:'''Clark''': Because you knew it would put people in danger. I understand keeping secrets for that reason.

=== ''Crisis'' ===

:'''Clark''': Pete, I think it's great that you spend so much time volunteering here.
:'''Pete''': Well, someone's always been there for me when I've been in trouble. Seems like a good way to give something back.
:'''Pretty Girl''': ''[flirty]'' Hi, Pete.
:'''Clark''': And to hone your sensitive guy skills.

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:'''Clark''': We think it's some sort of a prank, Sheriff.
:'''Adams''': You know, usually these situations originate a little closer to home than you'd expect. Any reason you might want to goose these boys with a little crank call, Miss Lang?
:'''Clark''': Lana didn't have anything to do with this.
:'''Adams''': You know, unless Miss Lang has grown several inches and developed an affinity for plaid, this would be a good time for you to pipe down.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, how did you hear that?
:'''Clark''': I guess I missed too many [[w:Linkin Park|Linkin Park]] concerts.

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:'''Lex''': Tell the cops to drop the charges and give me immunity, and I'll give you the biggest arrest of your career.
:'''FBI Agent''': What are we talking about?
:'''Lex''': I'll help you bring down my father.

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:'''Lana''': Clark, there's still something I don't understand. How did you get from the hotline to the storage unit in a split second?
:'''Clark''': It took me more than a few seconds... maybe it had something to do with the weird time anomaly. You know, there's something that I don't understand either. Why did you call the hotline instead of the police?
:'''Lana''': Because I knew you'd be there.

=== ''Legacy'' ===

:'''Lex''': You know, Dad, they say mental illness is hereditary. I'm willing to accept my break with reality. Are you?
:'''Lionel''': Oh, Lex, men of vision have so often been mocked. Galileo knew it was the earth that orbited the sun, and he was sentenced to death for that discovery.
:'''Lex''': Where's the Inquisition when you need it?

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:'''Jonathan''': How'd you know to find me out here?
:'''Clark''': When I'm searching for answers, I turn to my dad. I guess it runs in the family.
:'''Jonathan''': Your grandfather was the stubbornest man I ever knew. And believe me, Clark, I wasn't nearly the son you are. My mother used to say that he and I were like watching two sides of the same coin duking it out. And I see the way you and Jor-El fight and I wonder if maybe fathers and sons were the same on Krypton.
:'''Clark''': Except he's not my father. You are.
:'''Jonathan''': Yeah... I am your father who turns his back on you when you need him the most. I am your father who forces you to run away. My father never would've done that.

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:'''Lex''': Look, I'm afraid I'm a little jaded in the romance department. The only thing I know about relationships is that someone usually winds up getting hurt.
:'''Lana''': And you don't think I can trust Clark to not do that.
:'''Lex''': I don't think it's about trust. It's like the German poet Rilke said, "A person isn't who they are during the last conversation you had with them. They're who they've been throughout your whole relationship."

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:'''Swann''': Fathers often want futures that their sons reject. That struggle is as old as the human race.
:'''Clark''': Except I'm not human.
:'''Swann''': Humanity is not only about biology.

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:'''Jonathan''': This is your last warning. Stay away from my son.
:'''Lionel''': If you'd raised your son the way I raised mine, maybe you wouldn't have to protect him. You know, weakness isn't something you're born with. You learn it. And Clark learned his from you.

=== ''Truth'' ===

:'''Clark''': You broke into the LuthorCorp plant the other night, didn't you? Something happened?
:'''Chloe''': Wow. There may be some journalistic genes behind those baby blues after all.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, for some reason, people are telling you things they don't want you to know, and it's not a joke.
:'''Chloe''': No. But it is every reporter's dream.

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:'''Chloe''': My God, Clark, this is amazing! Can you imagine the kinds of stories I could break? I mean, I could crack the mystery that is Clark Kent! ''[pause]'' What do you keep hiding from me?
:'''Clark''': I can't believe you just asked me that.
:'''Chloe''': And you didn't answer. Everyone else would have. What are you so afraid of? That I'll get behind that armor and finally uncover your secret?

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:'''Chloe''': I do know that because of you, my dad can't get a job. So why would I help you?
:'''Lex''': Because my father's the one who ordered his dismissal. You know that's the truth, don't you?
:'''Chloe''': Meaning that my family's future is just one chess move in the endless game of one-upmanship played by you and your dad.
:'''Lex''': It's not a game, Chloe. You're the only one who can get me the truth.
:'''Chloe''': Why do you keep doing this to yourself? Why can't you just walk away from your father?
:'''Lex''': Because he won't give me the only thing I've ever wanted from him.
:'''Chloe''': And that would be?
:'''Lex''': I want him to love me.

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:'''Lionel''': I'm impressed but unfortunately, I don't respond to blackmail. But you know, this isn't what's going to get your father's job back.
:'''Chloe''': Then what would?
:'''Lionel''': Information from an especially intransigent source.
:'''Chloe''': Does this source have a name?
:'''Lionel''': Two, actually. Jonathan and Martha Kent. But you need only ask one question.
:'''Chloe''': Why would I ever do that?
:'''Lionel''': Because I know that you have a special place in your heart for their son, and it's killing you that he's hiding something from you. And we both know that this may be the only opportunity you'll ever have to find out what that is.
:'''Chloe''': And what exactly is it that you want to know?
:'''Lionel''': Where did Clark Kent come from?

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:'''Chloe''': When you found me on the bridge, I was on my way here. I was gonna ask your parents all the questions you would never answer... look, I know "I'm sorry" has become a recurring motif in our relationship, but--
:'''Clark''': No, Chloe, look, I appreciate your honesty, but you weren't yourself.
:'''Chloe''': I really wish I could believe that. But there have been so many times when my curiosity has gotten the best of me. Maybe this is just who I am.
:'''Clark''': No. You're going after the truth. Chloe, there's nothing wrong with that.
:'''Chloe''': Unless it hurts the people you care most about. I'm just afraid that one day I'm gonna push too hard, and I'm not gonna get the chance to say I'm sorry.
:'''Clark''': Today's not that day.

=== ''Memoria'' ===

:'''Martha''': ''[Concerned]'' You've hardly said anything about what happened at Summerholt.
:'''Clark''': ''[Distracted]'' Don't worry Mom, my secret is still safe.
:'''Martha''': Well, let me know if you want to talk about it.
:''[Martha goes to leave]''
:'''Clark''': Lara.
:''[Martha stops, she looks back at Clark]''
:'''Clark''': That was my biological mother's real name. She was my earliest memory. She sounded so scared. Her only fear was that nobody would love me.
:'''Martha''': I can't imagine the feeling of sending my baby in a lifeboat across the stars.
:'''Clark''': Because of Jor-El, I always thought that my biological parents were monsters. But she wasn't.... I just can't believe I forgot about her.
:'''Martha''': ''[Comforting]'' You didn't, Clark; your first word was "Lara". Your father and I could never figure out what it meant, but now we know.
:'''Clark''': I wish she could have met you, to see what a great mom I have.
:'''Martha''': She knows, Clark. A mother's love never dies.
:''[They embrace]''

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:'''Lex''': Lana told you about my nocturnal adventure, didn't she? I can see I spooked her. That usually sends her running to you.
:'''Clark''': Are you okay?
:'''Lex''': Well, I haven't lost my mind, Clark, if that's what you mean. I just indulged in a little harmless sleepwalking, that's all.
:'''Clark''': Lex, you were on a ledge yelling Julian's name. You could've killed yourself.
:'''Lex''': You know, when I found you asleep in the middle of Route 8 last year, I don't remember questioning your mental health.
:'''Clark''': I hadn't just spent seven weeks at Belle Reve.
:'''Lex''': According to my doctors I'm cured. But apparently, a clean bill of health isn't good enough for Clark Kent.

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:'''Lex''': Summerholt is a highly respected institution.
:'''Lionel''': Respected? Lex, this Garner character operates on the outer fringes of accepted science.
:'''Lex''': Well, then you should feel right at home.

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:'''Lillian''': I don't want to hold him.
:'''Lionel''': Lillian, it's unnatural for a mother not to want to bond with her child. Please... I will not let you inflict psychological scars on my children.
:'''Lillian''': That's why they have you, Lionel.

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:'''Lex''': I told you to let it go, but you kept pursuing it. You even involved my father.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, well, believe me, Lex. He's the last person I'd ask for help, but I didn't have any other options.
:'''Lex''': He betrayed you, Clark. He stopped my sessions with Garner by offering you up as a lab rat. I've tried to keep my father away from you, but he's obsessed. If I'd got back those seven weeks, I could've finally stopped him.
:'''Clark''': Maybe, Lex. Or maybe you'd make it worse. You're always telling me how you don't want to turn into your father, and I truly believe that. But the more you two go at each other, the more like him you become. And the more people get hurt.
:'''Lex''': I will never become my father. I would never sacrifice you or anybody I cared about to bring him down.
:'''Clark''': Lex.... why does your father hate you so much?

=== ''Talisman'' ===

:'''Pete''': ''[on the phone]'' Why won't you listen to me? I told you I don't want to talk about it!
:'''Chloe''': Note to self: Forward all telemarketing calls to Pete.

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:'''Clark''': Did you do this?
:'''Lex''': What possible reason would I have to ransack the office of an obscure teaching assistant?
:'''Clark''': Then tell me why you're here.
:'''Lex''': You first.
:'''Clark''': Jeremiah was gonna help me with a term paper.
:'''Lex''': Term paper. So your visit doesn't have anything to do with the fact that he went ballistic in the caves last night and absconded with a sacred Kawatche artifact.
:'''Clark''': I didn't know.
:'''Lex''': I'm surprised. I mean, you usually keep such a close eye on everything that happens in the caves... for those term papers you're always writing.

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:'''Clark''': I know you want to believe it, but I'm not your savior. I mean, did you ever think that Jeremiah really is Naman? He has all the abilities foretold in the prophecy, and he's gonna try and kill Segeeth.
:'''Willowbrook''': True. But he did not fall from the sky in a rain of fire. Jeremiah's desperate to be someone he's not. And you are desperate not be someone you are.
:'''Clark''': Professor, I may be confused about who I am, but one thing I'm not is a killer.
:'''Willowbrook''': You'd be surprised what you're capable of when the time comes.

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:'''Clark''': It also means the prophecy came true. The blade glowed and disintegrated when they touched it, which means either Lionel or Lex is my greatest enemy.
:'''Martha''': Did you see which one grabbed it first?
:'''Clark''': No. But I don't need a blade to tell me that Lionel Luthor is a bad person.
:'''Martha''': If you're going to believe this legend, you have to face the possibility that it could be Lex.
:'''Clark''': I'm not ready to do that.

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, the Kawatche think that you're a savior. Jor-El wants you to be a conqueror. Now, knife or not, you can't let other people tell you what to be.
:'''Clark''': Who do you think I'll become?
:'''Jonathan''': I don't know. You can be the world's greatest hero or its most mild-mannered citizen, but the only person who can write your story, is you.

=== ''Forsaken'' ===

:'''Clark''': You sound like Lex. He thinks I'm the reason Lana's leaving.
:'''Pete''': Well, I hate to agree with [[w:Uncle Fester|Uncle Fester]], but I don't think Lana's going to Paris just to see the [[w:Mona Lisa|Mona Lisa]].

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:'''Lana''': Emily, you can't just force someone to be your friend. It's something that happens over time when you trust each other.
:'''Emily''': I know what a friend is. A friend is someone who would stand up for you and protect you. A friend is someone who would jump in a river to save you from drowning, even if it meant they had to give up their own life for you. You don't need to tell me what it means to be a friend.
:'''Lana''': Then you know that a friend would never keep me locked up in here.
:'''Emily''': Get used to it. I did.

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:'''Clark''': What happened to you?
:'''Pete''': FBI agent decided to go off payroll, wanted to know about you. Don't worry, I didn't tell him anything.
:'''Clark''': I should have been there.
:'''Pete''': That's just it. You can't always be there. I gotta look out for myself. I just thought you should know they're onto you.
:'''Clark''': Thanks for the warning.
:'''Pete''': Clark, the FBI isn't who I'm really warning you about. Lex was there. He's the one who pulled the Fed off me.
:'''Clark''': He's investigating his father, not me.
:'''Pete''': That doesn't matter. He knows. Now, I'm not exactly sure how much, but he's not gonna stop until he's got everything. Clark you've got to keep an eye on him. Look out for yourself.

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:'''Pete''': I'm moving to Wichita with my mom.
:'''Clark''': No, Pete. I thought that... What about senior year? Pete, you can't do this because of me.
:'''Pete''': I know that I told you keeping your secret wasn't hard. But I lied. I walk around every day afraid that I'm gonna slip up.
:'''Clark''': Well, why didn't you tell me sooner?
:'''Pete''': Because you needed a friend. And so did I.
:'''Clark''': You don't have to move away. You don't have to change your whole life. There's got to be a way. No one even has to know we're friends.
:'''Pete''': There's a lot of things that I can handle. But I could never live with myself if I betrayed you.

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:'''Lionel''': "Forgive them for they know not what they do." Is that what you expect from me? Forgiveness?
:'''Lex''': Don't try to make me out as your own personal Judas. I didn't come here for forgiveness. I came here to congratulate you on sweeping another mishap under the rug. Emily Dinsmore.
:'''Lionel''': Ah, yes, Emily Dinsmore. I should've remembered. You should've warned them. Belle Reve has a habit of misplacing its patients. The details. I've always tried to teach you, Lex. The devil is in the details. If you don't pay attention to the details, he'll win.
:'''Lex''': Then it's a good thing I'm a fast learner. You went through all the trouble of having your own son committed to an asylum and shooting 600 volts of electricity through his body just to cover up your trespasses, but like I said, Dad, you've gotten careless.

=== ''Covenant'' ===

:'''Lex''': You knew all along my father murdered his parents, didn't you? And you never told me... I always assumed there was a tacit agreement among friends to share that kind of information with each other.
:'''Clark''': Not when it can get your friend killed. Lex, your father threw you into a mental institution and fried your brain. If you found that out all over again, I thought he might kill you, and I couldn't live with that.
:'''Lex''': You're a good friend, Clark. If you tell the judge what you just told me, my father will be exchanging his Armani for an orange jumpsuit.

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:'''Kara''': ''[to Jonathan]'' Tell Kal-El what you did.
:'''Clark''': What kind of deal did you make, Dad?
:'''Jonathan''': I promised Jor-El that if he gave me the power to bring you back from Metropolis, that one day I would return you to him.
:'''Martha''': Jonathan, you didn't do that...
:'''Jonathan''': Martha, I had no idea it was going to be this soon.
:'''Kara''': I told you, Kal-El. They'll always betray you. Even the man you call your father.

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:'''Martha''': She killed a man, Jonathan. We have to call the sheriff.
:'''Jonathan''': What are we gonna tell the sheriff, sweetheart, that a Kryptonian girl vaporized a federal agent?

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:'''Kara''': Come with me, Kal-El. Come home.
:'''Clark''': This is my home.
:'''Kara''': I know it seems that way. But sooner or later, everyone you know here will lie, betray, or leave you.
:'''Clark''': No matter what you say, I'll never go with you.

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:'''Lex''': There's so much of my own life I can't explain. I've survived countless brushes with death, and it all started with this car crash. If I'm guilty of anything, it's that I've inherited my father's eccentric curiosity for the unexplained.
:'''Clark''': You've inherited his dishonesty.
:'''Lex''': Clark, look me in the eye and tell me you don't have any hidden places of your own where you keep your deep, dark secrets.
:'''Clark''': Ever since I've met you, I've been defending you, making excuses for you to people like Pete, like my parents. Telling them, "You can trust Lex Luthor. He's a good guy. He's nothing like his father." I was wrong.

== Season 4 ==

=== ''Crusade'' ===

:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': I am fine.
:'''Lois''': You've just been hit by lightning, you're stark naked, and you don't even remember your own name. You have a fairly loose definition of "fine."
:''[Clark turns to face Lois.]''
:'''Lois''': ''[to herself]'' Look at his face... I have a blanket in the trunk.

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:'''Lois''': Guess I'm a sucker for stray dogs and naked men. ''[Martha stares]'' Okay, that didn't come out right...

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:'''Lois''': Look, I didn't come here fishing for thanks. I think Clark might know something about my cousin Chloe's death.
:'''Martha''': I'm so sorry for your loss.
:'''Lois''': Yeah. Were she and Clark ever an item?
:'''Martha''': Oh, I think for a minute...
:'''Lois''': It's funny, I never thought she'd fall for the farm boy type.
:'''Martha''': Trust me, that can happen to the best of us.
:'''Lois''': Not me. Give me a nerd with glasses any day of the week.
:'''Martha''': Clark has many sides.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, I've seen several of them already.

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:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': I am Kal-El of Krypton. It's time to fulfill my destiny.
:'''Martha''': Destiny?! That's Jor-El talking! He did this to you! I want my son back! Give me my son back!
:'''Clark [as Kal-El]''': Clark Kent is dead.

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:'''Crosby''': Martha, I can help you if you'll let me. Now, where's your son?
:'''Martha''': I don't know... He flew. He flew away.
:'''Crosby''': So he's-- He has completely embraced his Kryptonian destiny.
:'''Martha''': Do you know what that destiny is?
:'''Crosby''': No, but the symbol burned into your field three months ago? That's the Kryptonian symbol for "Crusade."

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''[Bumps into Lana]''
:'''Jason''': Oh, sorry. Your American, right?
:'''Lana''': Yes.
:'''Jason''': Great. Can I ask you a big favour?
:'''Lana''': Sure...as long as it doesn't get me arrested.
:'''Jason''': No, I'm supposed to meet my, uh, my girlfriend here. Well, she's not really my girlfriend, even though we spend every waking moment together. See, we met two months ago today on this exact street corner, and I bought her something to mark the occasion. I wanted to get your opinion.
:'''Lana''': All right.
:'''Jason''': Okay.
''[He takes a biking helmet out of his bag]''
:'''Lana''': Well, I think that would probably be the last thing she would be expecting.
:'''Jason''': It doesn't really scream "romance" does it? But, see, the first time we met, I was driving by on my Vespa, and I clipped her. She thought I was gonna steal her purse so she kicked me off my bike. I messed up an old football injury and then she spent five hours with me at the hospital and we just clicked.
:'''Lana''': Well, it sounds like love at first crash.
:'''Jason''': Yeah. Well, for me it was anyway, but I'm just an impulsive kind of guy.
:'''Lana''': Well, how does she feel?
:'''Jason''': I don't know. She doesn't really talk about it. I think she, uh, I think she got hurt by somebody, but maybe she needs to talk about it.
:'''Lana''': Well, uh, nothing says "I love you" like a motorcycle helmet.
:'''Jason''': Yeah. It's for a weekend trip to Nice if she's... if she's interested.
:'''Lana''': If a guy did something that romantic for me, I think I'd have to kiss him.
:'''Jason''': Yeah?
:'''Lana''': Yeah.
''[They kiss]''

=== ''Gone'' ===

:'''Clark''': None of this would've happened if I had been there.
:'''Lois''': Okay, Commando, I don't get you. Half the time, you're all meek "Yes, Ma" and "Yes, Pa", and the other half, you are the most overconfident guy I've ever met.
:'''Clark''': It doesn't happen to you much, does it? Not being able to peg someone right away?
:'''Lois''': Oh, get over yourself. You are not that complicated.

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:'''Clark''': Um... we usually take turns in the bathroom.
:'''Lois''': Oh, don't start with me, Smallville. You're the one taking the marathon shower. Besides, my delicate feminine sensibilities weren't offended the first time I got a glimpse of, uh, Clark Junior.
:'''Clark''': My parents kind of missed the whole Woodstock phase. Besides, they freaked out the last time they caught me in a co-ed situation.
:'''Lois''': Last time? So the eagle scout does have a few secrets in the closet.

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:'''Lois''': Wow, she didn't take any prisoners, did she? Lana? Cute, smart, gutsy... and way too much for you to handle. I can see why you're in love with her.
:'''Clark''': Look, you're really not the person I want to talk to about this.
:'''Lois''': Suit yourself.
:'''Clark''': It's just... I knew she'd be dating other people.
:'''Lois''': But?
:'''Clark''': I just don't understand how you could feel like you know someone so completely, like you know everything about them, and then just all of a sudden...
:'''Lois''': You don't even know what continent they're on.
:'''Clark''': ''[frustrated]'' Do you always have to finish people's thoughts?
:'''Lois''': ''[equally frustrated]'' Well, am I right?

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:'''Lex''': Does this mean you're talking to me again?
:'''Clark''': Only because I don't have a choice.
:'''Lex''': Relegated from friend to last resort. I guess I'll have to accept it if it's my only chance to prove myself.
:'''Clark''': Good. 'Cause I want you to help me find Chloe.
:'''Lex''': Look, I'd like to set things straight between us, Clark, but don't you think raising someone from the grave is setting the bar a little high?

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:'''Jonathan''': Clark, as much as I hate to admit this, Lex had a hand in this too. He did make good on his promise to protect Chloe.
:'''Clark''': And look what he got out of it. Control of LuthorCorp. Look, I'm sorry, but it's gonna take a lot more than that for me to get to trust him again.
:'''Martha''': Ever since he met you, he's been surrounded by things he can't explain. We can't really blame him for trying to find the truth.
:'''Clark''': The truth is, he's been lying to me from day one. The legend on the cave wall says I'm destined to have an enemy. All this time, I've been worried about Lionel. But I'm beginning to think that the real threat was right in front of me. I think it's Lex.

=== ''Façade'' ===

:'''Lois''': Nice arm, farm boy. When's the first game?
:'''Clark''': I'm not on the team.
:'''Lois''': Why not? An arm like that is a "Get out of geek free" pass.
:'''Clark''': Well, even if I wanted to play--
:'''Lois''': Which obviously you do.
:'''Clark''': That wouldn't be the reason. Thanks, I don't really consider myself a geek.
:'''Lois''': So, what do you see yourself as?
:'''Clark''': I don't know. An outsider, I guess.
:'''Lois''': That's a recipe for wedgies if I've ever heard one.
:'''Clark''': ''[sarcastic]'' Have I told you how much I'm gonna miss you?

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:'''Chloe''': Five credits in one semester? Lois, the only way you're gonna do that is if you add an extracurricular to your class list. Like, say, maybe... writing for the Torch.
:'''Lois''': Uh, no hard feelings here, cuz, but unlike you, the last thing I want to be is a reporter.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, God. What could be worse than, you know, uncovering the truth and protecting the public?
:'''Lois''': And sticking your nose in other people's business.
:'''Chloe''': Like I said. You'd be perfect.

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:''[Lois walks into the boy's locker room]''
:'''Clark''': Hey, hey! The last time I checked, you were missing a few prerequisites for being in here.
:'''Lois''': So you ''have'' been checking me out.

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:'''Lana''': I keep thinking of all the times that you've told me that I'm beautiful, and I can't help but wonder how much of me you really see.
:'''Jason''': Lana, I tell you you're beautiful because of who you are, not because of what I see. I mean, you're the girl I flew halfway across the world to be with. The girl who kicks the crap out of me at XBox and thinks it's hysterical. I mean, I have seen you with the stomach flu where your eyes were puffy and your nose was running, you're yakking--
:'''Lana''': Okay, okay. I get the picture.
:'''Jason''': All I'm saying is the reasons I love you... it's not something you can see in a mirror... That's good. I'm gonna write that down and use that later.

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:'''Jonathan''': I guess practice ran late, huh?
:'''Clark''': Dad, I'm sorry I disappointed you. But I'm staying on the team. I'm tired of living my life on the sidelines.
:'''Jonathan''': I realize that, Clark. I also realize that you're a senior in high school, and from now on, you're gonna be making a lot of your own decisions. But if you want to be seen as an adult in this family, then you have to start acting like one. Adults in this family don't run off and do things without discussing them first.
:'''Clark''': I know. That's why I have just one question for you. You gonna let some assistant coach from Metropolis teach your boy how to play football?
:'''Jonathan''': ...Go deep.

=== ''Devoted'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[about Clark]'' Wow, superhero and journalist - what are the odds?

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:'''Lois''': I'm glad you made the team, Clark, but why be a conformist? At least with the whole farm boy plaid thing, as lame as it is, it completely belongs to you.
:'''Clark''': In the future, let's restrict our conversations to "hello" and "goodbye."

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:'''Clark''': Lex, if this friendship was so important, why'd you lie to me for so long?
:'''Lex''': I don't know, Clark. There's a darkness in me that I can't always control. I'm starting to think that's my curse, why every relationship I have ends badly.
:'''Clark''': We all have a dark side, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Yeah. But I can feel mine creeping over the corners. Your friendship helps keep it at bay. It reminds me that there are truly good people in the world. I'm not willing to give up on that.

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:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lex''': The Porsche you pulled me out of the day we met.
:'''Clark''': Why is it still here?
:'''Lex''': To remind me of what I almost lost. It's over, Clark. It really is. Look, I'm willing to give this friendship another shot if you are.
:'''Clark''': In the spirit of friendship, I was wondering if you could help me with a problem.
:'''Lex''': Absolutely. What is it?
:'''Clark''': Well, it's a who. Lois Lane.

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:'''Lois''': You know, if I could describe my time here in one word, it would be "weird." I look forward to the relative normalcy of the big city. But don't worry. I'll visit.
:'''Clark''': Is that a promise or a threat?

=== ''Run'' ===

:'''Bart (Flash)''': ''[to Clark]'' You know, I've always wondered if there was anyone out there like me, and it turns out to be you, Jimmy Crack Corn fresh from the farm.

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:'''Bart''': You know what, man? Enough about poor little street urchin, all right? Let's take a closer look at the mysterious Clark Kent... You like to study Native American mythology. You've scrawled the name "Lana" on your notebooks, and you have one of the most boring hobbies known to man. Rock collecting.
:'''Clark''': I don't collect r--
:''[Bart opens a lead box with Kryptonite in it]''
:'''Bart''': Dude, are you okay?
:'''Clark''': Put that away. I'm allergic.
:'''Bart''': Man, I've heard of people sneezing around cats and dogs and stuff, but never getting all weak in the knees over a rock.
:'''Clark''': It's a long story.
:'''Bart''': Which is one I'm sure I would love to hear... after we get back.
:'''Clark''': Get back from where?
:'''Bart''': Anywhere we want. I mean, dude, we are two super-powered studs here. Why else do you think I came to Smellyville looking for you, man? Let's go crank it up, go have some fun! You ever seen Florida?

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:'''Clark''': You haven't been listening to anything I've said to you. You can't go around stealing whatever you want.
:'''Bart''': Why not?
:'''Clark''': Because there are laws.
:'''Bart''': For normal people. And, dude, why do you treat your abilities like a curse? They're not, man. They're a gift. I'm gonna use them.
:'''Clark''': I'm not saying you shouldn't. Just use them to help people, not hurt them.

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:'''Clark''': I just came by to see if you were all right. I heard you had some trouble in Metropolis.
:'''Lex''': News travels fast.
:'''Clark''': Curse of a small town. So what happened?
:'''Lex''': I decided to play cowboy and got my spurs handed to me. To be honest, I don't know why I'm not dead.
:'''Clark''': There must be someone watching over you.
:'''Lex''': In more ways than one.

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:'''Clark''': So, what are you gonna do now?
:'''Bart''': I don't know. I mean, it's a big world. I figure I'd check it out, see if there's anyone else out there like us. Maybe start, like, a club or a league or something. You know, you could come with me.
:'''Clark''': Or you could stay.
:'''Bart''': You have a great life, Clark. But it's not mine. I have no reason to stay in Smallville.
:'''Clark''': You have me.
:'''Bart''': Thanks for being my friend.
:'''Clark''': Are you sure there's nothing I can do to change your mind?
:'''Bart''': Tell you what. If you can catch me... I'll think about it.

=== ''Transference'' ===

:'''Lex''': Clark, you don't seem like your usual self. You barely said a word the entire ride home.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': Sorry. Being in that prison... I guess it upset me.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, well, it isn't exactly the happiest place on earth.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': No, it isn't, Lex. Do you ever feel guilty? Sending your father to prison, I mean.
:'''Lex''': Why would I? The man murdered his parents. I did society a favor.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': And that blood relationship, it doesn't mean anything to you?
:'''Lex''': Clark, since when did you become president of my father's fan club?
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': You're right. Of course. He's only your father. Why should you feel anything?

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:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': I have to confess that I... I find you absolutely fascinating. It's that twinkle in your eye... your wonderfully sexy smile... and your skin is...
:'''Chloe''': Clark, what are you doing?
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': What I've wanted to do for a very... very long time. ''[leans to kiss her, then pulls away]'' Don't you wish.

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:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': What do you think? I wanted to thank you for taking time out of your busy schedule, Mr. Luthor. I understand how time-consuming making license plates can be... You're not gonna touch me with that rock in your hand. You won't get near me, not with my... speed.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': You're never gonna get away with this.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': Oh, but I am. With my mind and your body, the sky's the limit, Clark.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': I don't know what you're talking about.
:'''Lionel [in Clark]''': You know, it's becoming clear to me why you're so secretive. You understand that true power... is better left concealed.

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:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': I know this is hard to believe, but I swear, it's the truth. [Pause.] It's me, Mom. It's Clark.
:'''Martha''': You're sick, Lionel. You need help.
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': Mom, you have to believe me.
:'''Martha''': I'm leaving!
:'''Clark [in Lionel]''': Mom, Mom, no! Mom, remember when I was six and I was playing tag with Dad, and all of a sudden I started running faster than I'd ever run before, and I was in the middle of Palmer woods completely lost. And you and Dad had to call Sheriff Ethan, and when you saw me, you started crying. And I thought something was wrong with me, and you said no, there wasn't. And then you held me in your arms and you told me I was just special. I'm your special boy, you said.

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:'''Lex''': Stay where you are!
:'''Clark''': Lex, it's me, Clark. I need to talk to you.
:'''Lex''': After I drove my Porsche into the river and you fished me out, I asked your dad if there was any way I could repay him. What did he say that we always joke about?
:'''Clark''': Lex, what is this, a pop quiz?
:'''Lex''': Answer the question!
:'''Clark''': He told you to drive slower.
:'''Lex''': Welcome back.

=== ''Jinx'' ===

:'''Clark''': Dad, I know you don't agree with me. But sometimes taking responsibility means having faith in yourself to make the hard choices.
:'''Jonathan''': And it also means being willing to accept the consequences.
:'''Clark''': Every handshake, every hug, every time I'm out on that field, I make a conscious decision to fall when those guys hit me so they don't get hurt. No matter how hard you try, you can't understand that. That's why it's my decision, not yours.
:'''Jonathan''': You're starting to sound more and more like your father.
:'''Clark''': I hope so, Dad.

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:'''Jason''': His collarbone's broken in two places... I can't figure out how you could pummel a guy that outweighs you by 100 pounds and shatter his collarbone.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry. It must've been an accident. I mean, I got a surge of adrenaline.
:'''Jason''': Adrenaline doesn't explain the fact that you went from chucking bales of hay to chucking 60-yard passes overnight.
:'''Clark''': I guess I'm a fast learner.

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:'''Chloe''': It's all right, Clark. You can stay.
:'''Clark''': I thought you had some self-imposed restraining order against me. Does this mean you're talking to me again?
:'''Chloe''': No, this just means that I'm willing to take a chance on getting your Dr. Jekyll side today.

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:'''Clark''': I know Lana. She's never been this serious about anyone.
:'''Lex''': You sound awfully concerned about that for someone who let her walk out of his life.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, I guess the whole "If you love them set them free" thing kind of backfired.
:'''Lex''': It's not about love, Clark. It's about what you're willing to do for it. On that field, you'll do whatever it takes to win, but if you're not willing to do the same for Lana, maybe she doesn't mean as much to you as you think.

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:'''Clark''': I sure hope you had better luck with the locusts than I did with Lex.
:'''Chloe''': The last time I checked, they weren't selling biblical plagues on Amazon.

=== ''Spell'' ===

:'''Clark''': Hey, Dad!
:'''Jonathan''': Hey, Clark. Son, is there maybe a little something you'd like to tell your mother and me?
:''[Jonathan holds up bra]''
:'''Martha''': Where did that come from?
:'''Jonathan''': From out in the barn. In the hay.
:'''Martha''': Clark...
:'''Clark''': It was magic.
:'''Martha''': I'm sure it was...

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:'''Clark''': Isabelle was... aggressively sexy.
:'''Lana''': Oh great, possessed by an evil slut...

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:'''Briana [in Lois]''': I'm gorgeous! ''[touching her chest]'' Look at these!
:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': ''[uninterested]'' Yes. They're very nice.

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:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': We don't have time for this.
:'''Madeleine [in Chloe]''': Time is the only thing we do have. Isn't that what you said right before the angry mob set us on fire?
:'''Isabelle [in Lana]''': You're really not gonna let that go, are you?

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:'''Lex''': You leave quite a path of destruction.
:'''Lana''': Lex. I was going to come see you.
:'''Lex''': Preemptive strike. Just in case there was any evil dead action still brewing.

=== ''Bound'' ===

:'''Lex''': I didn't kill her.
:'''Corinne''': I didn't ask. Lex, you're paying me to get you off, not to prove you're innocent. But you're gonna have to be straight with me. Were you drinking last night?
:'''Lex''': Yes. At the fundraiser in the hotel. We had champagne.
:'''Corinne''': Is it possible that you were drugged?
:'''Lex''': Well, it wouldn't be the first time.

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:'''Lionel''': How's Lex? I've been trying to contact him since I heard, but he won't speak to me.
:'''Clark''': He thinks you're trying to frame him. Are you?
:'''Lionel''': No, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why should I believe you?
:'''Lionel''': There's no reason you should. Listen to me. I was ill, Clark. The liver disease I had was a death sentence. And something happened. I can't explain it. I woke up on the floor. There was a riot. I felt as if a different kind of energy had been inside me. Something strong and... good. I was changed. And my liver had healed.
:'''Clark''': What was it?
:'''Lionel''': I don't know. All I can say was... it was miraculous. I could see the darkness, the destructive power that had always been inside me. I can see it in Lex now.

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:'''Clark''': I thought Lex's attorneys would have all this under lock and key.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, well, she may know people at the top, but I know people at the bottom, and they work for tips.

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:'''Clark''': How long is this gonna continue, Lex?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. What do you want me to tell you?
:'''Clark''': I don't want you to tell me anything. I want you to change.
:'''Lex''': I don't know if I can.
:'''Clark''': You know, it seems the only person you care about is yourself. There's a whole side of you that I don't know about, Lex. And what else don't I know about you?
:'''Lex''': You don't know that every day, I wonder why I keep going. Why I do the things I do. You know, Shannon might have been crazy, but she was right about me. I treated those women terribly, Clark. People died, and I could've stopped it. I see that now.
:'''Clark''': Well, that's a start.
:'''Lex''': You know, there was a moment the other night when that fire she set was coming towards me. I thought, good. It would save the world a lot of grief. But somehow, the fire went out. And she was lying on the floor. And suddenly, I had a second chance.
:'''Clark''': The last few days, Lex, I thought your father was being more honest with me than you were. And I hated that feeling. I felt like we were enemies.
:'''Lex''': Don't give up on me yet.

=== ''Scare'' ===

:'''Stall''': I hope I didn't separate you from your flock.
:'''Lionel''': I understand your cynicism, Warden Stall, but I assure you I truly am a changed man.
:'''Stall''': Oh. Or just a smart one. You know, ever since you proclaimed this sudden conversion to our resident St. Paul, there hasn't been a single attempt on your life.
:'''Lionel''': I want only to be of help to others. What is the value of my sinful life unless I use it as an example to shepherd fellow sinners, to lead them away from the allure of hedonism, mistrust, and greed? To follow a better way?

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:'''Lionel''': I'm guilty. Not of the crime I've been imprisoned for, but... so many other crimes which should've landed me in here years ago. This is where I belong. It's where I can do the most good.
:'''Stall''': You want to stay in prison?
:'''Lionel''': Yes, I do. I've found my... my mission in life.
:'''Stall''': Contrary to your deluded point of view, this is not the Ritz Carlton where you can check in and check out at your leisure. Somebody did you a favor by getting you out of this place. I'd say be grateful.
:'''Lionel''': But who? Who could do that?
:'''Stall''': Obviously someone more powerful than you.

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:'''Martha''': I hope our own fears haven't gotten in your way. I would hate for you to look back and regret not telling the people closest to you. I mean, there is a chance Lana would understand.
:'''Clark''': There is. But what if she didn't?
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, look, I'm not sure that it's Lana, but I am sure that someday there'll be someone you can tell.

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:'''Clark''': I've seen you worked up before, but this is more than amped, even for you.
:'''Chloe''': I guess it's just displaced anxiety. I found my mom, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Wow. That's... Chloe, that's great.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I mean I put my feelers out for years, and something, three months ago, finally came through. So it turns out she's not exactly MIA, so to speak. She's in a mental institution.
:'''Clark''': I'm sorry.
:'''Chloe''': The real kicker is it's hereditary.
:'''Clark''': Listen, hey. If there's one thing that I've learned it's that you're not destined to follow in your parents footsteps, all right?

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:'''Chloe''': So, popular question of the day. What is Clark Kent's worst nightmare?
:'''Clark''': When I woke up. Everyone that I knew was gone. I was completely alone.
:'''Chloe''': I wish I could say that I'll always be there for you, but somehow I get the feeling that may not be a promise I can keep. You were the only one who came out of it, Clark, and I don't think it's because you've been taking your vitamins... Look, you know what? You don't have to tell me. I know that I gave you my word that I was going to stop all this prying but... In these last few months, I really got a taste of what it was like to keep my mom's secret, and I've never felt more alone.
:'''Clark''': It's weird when people think they're so close to you but have no idea what you're really going through.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah. I'd hate to live my whole life like this. But after ‘fessing up, it's amazing how quickly that feeling of loneliness disappears. I mean, if you can't tell your best friend, who can you tell? Right, Clark?

=== ''Unsafe'' ===

:'''Minister''': We are gathered here to join this happy couple in holy matrimony. Marriage, as you know, is a union that should not be entered into lightly.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, yeah, skip to the good stuff, Pops.
:'''Minister''': Oh, all right, do you, Clark Kent, take this woman to be your lawfully wedded wife?
:'''Clark''': Hell, yes!

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:'''Alicia''': Good thing you've got buns of steel. You might be impervious to the cold, but I'm turning into a Popsicle.
:'''Clark''': Well, I do have heat vision.

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:'''Clark''': You drugged me!
:'''Alicia''': No, it's not-- I just didn't know what else to do because I couldn't stay, and I couldn't leave without you so I just thought you could listen to your heart instead of your head for once.
:'''Clark''': Look, you don't even see what you did was wrong! What's the matter with you?
:'''Alicia''': Clark, you could've hooked up with any girl you wanted and you chose me. Why do you think that is?
:'''Clark''': You dosed me with red kryptonite! It makes me do things I don't want to do!
:'''Alicia''': No, I don't think that rock forces you to do anything, Clark! Maybe it dampens your inhibitions, but Clark Kent got himself into this situation, okay? Clark Kent asked me to marry him. Clark Kent brought me up to this hotel room to make love to me.
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe Clark Kent made a mistake.

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:'''Alicia''': I'm so sorry about what I did to you, Clark. I just didn't want to lose the one good thing in my life.
:'''Clark''': I'm not so sure that drugging me was the best way to preserve the relationship... I wanted you with or without that rock.
:'''Alicia''': Past tense noted.

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:'''Martha''': I'm upset. But more than that, I'm disappointed.
:'''Clark''': I was on red kryptonite, Mom.
:'''Martha''': My God, you ran off with a girl you barely know and got married.
:'''Clark''': It wasn't legal.
:'''Martha''': That's not even the point. Marriage is sacred, Clark. It's about two people who trust each other and are willing to go through life together no matter how difficult it gets. I thought we had taught you that! You're an amazing young man, Clark. You make life and death decisions every day. But then you turn around and you do this. Why did you do it?
:'''Clark''': Mom, there's a part of me that never feels freer than when I'm with Alicia. She makes me feel normal and special at the same time.
:'''Martha''': I know how badly you want to be with somebody. I want that for you too. I guess I just expected you to use better judgment.

=== ''Pariah'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Lois, if you found out something, something someone didn't want you to know about them, would you tell them?
:'''Lois''': That depends. Is that person someone you care about?
:'''Chloe''': Yeah.
:'''Lois''': And does keeping the secret hurt anyone?
:'''Chloe''': No.
:'''Lois''': Then my answer is no. If I really cared about that person, I wouldn't tell them that I knew. But I would go out of my way to be supportive of them so that hopefully, one day, they would be comfortable enough to tell me themselves.

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:'''Clark''': Alicia didn't do this. Ever since she was released from Belle Reve, she's been wearing her lead bracelet. It prevents her from using her abilities.
:'''Lois''': And did she also happen to be wearing anything low-cut when she spun you that tale, 'cause I'm not sure you're thinking with your big brain here.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, just because Alicia says that the bracelet keeps her from teleporting doesn't mean that it's the truth.
:'''Clark''': She was with me when Lana got attacked. I was saying good night in Grandville.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, but every second? You have to admit that she can transport easier than Captain Kirk.
:'''Lois''': And she did try to carve herself a Jack-O-Lana before, cut and dry. Emphasis on the "cut."

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:'''Jonathan''': Son, your girlfriend has problems and this relationship is not healthy. Why can't you see that?
:'''Clark''': You always told me to look for the good in people, to believe in them. And Alicia deserves a second chance.
:'''Martha''': What I don't understand is why do you continue to see her, knowing how we feel?
:'''Clark''': She kept my secret. She got shot protecting me. What else does she have to do to prove herself?

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:'''Clark''': Everybody thinks it's you.
:'''Alicia''': Why, because of my powers? Because I'm a freak? You know what, Clark? Maybe if everybody knew your secret, you'd be a suspect too.

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:'''Alicia''': ''[reading]'' “Can Any Cell Hold Her?” Probably not.
:'''Chloe''': Alicia, what are you doing here?
:'''Alicia''': Chloe Sullivan, ace reporter. You write all these articles about the people you call freaks and you don't even realize that someone close to you is one of them. Why are you ignoring what's right in front of your face, Chloe? Don't you want to know the truth about Clark Kent?

=== ''Recruit'' ===

:'''Chloe''': How did you post bail?
:'''Lois''': Four very good friends of mine. Visa, Mastercard, American Express, and Discover.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, I don't think this is the best time.
:'''Lois''': And when would be the best time, Clark, when I'm on the chain gang?
:'''Clark''': ''[to Geoff]'' I'm sorry. She's under a lot of stress lately.
:'''Lois''': No. Stress is when you're stuck in traffic or you have a midterm for a class you've never been to. I'm out on bail and looking to be locked up for manslaughter.

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:'''Clark''': I want to believe that I can go out there and play football like any normal college kid, but the fact is, I have powers that no other athlete has. Coop was right. It's not fair that Geoff was out there on that field, just like it's not fair when I'm out there competing. So I've decided to give up football.
:'''Martha''': Clark... I know how difficult it is to give up something you love.
:'''Jonathan''': But this decision you've made son, it shows integrity well beyond your years.
:'''Clark''': Then why don't I feel good about it?

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:'''Clark''': So what're you gonna do? Are you gonna go stay with Chloe?
:'''Lois''': They've got a tiny one-bedroom apartment. I can't do that to them. It's fine, really, I'm just gonna check into a motel and when the money runs out, I can always sleep in my car. The backseat's not too bad if you bend your knees and avoid the drive train and then, you know, if I have to sell my car for food, that's okay too. I've always dreamed of being a hobo, riding the rails, cooking beans over roadside fires...
:'''Clark''': If you want, I guess you can stay with us.
:'''Lois''': You're a lifesaver! God, am I in need of a hot shower! Don't worry, Smallville. I'll try to keep it under a half hour.
:'''Clark''': What just happened?

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:'''Chloe''': I'm proud of you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': You're proud of me? Why?
:'''Chloe''': I just have a feeling that you're destined to do a lot more in this world than just score touchdowns.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, you've been saying a lot of weird things to me lately. What makes you think I'm destined to do anything?
:'''Chloe''': Just a hunch.

=== ''Krypto'' ===

:'''Clark''': Just playing with Skippy here.
:'''Lois''': We're not gonna call him Skippy.
:'''Clark''': Okay, Lois, what would you like to call him?
:'''Lois''': Let's see. He's annoying, and I can't seem to get within ten feet of him without getting sick... I think we should call him Clarkie.

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:'''Clark''': We found this dog.
:'''Lois''': Actually, I found him. Well, hit him actually. Not hard. We call him Clarkie.
:'''Clark''': We don't call him Clarkie.
:'''Lois''': Is it the "ie" part you don't like? Because we could always just make it Clark. But then that would get really confusing, and hey, maybe you should consider changing your name. You could be Skipper.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, call the police. I'm gonna see if I can catch up with these guys.
:'''Lois''': Hold on there, [[Forrest Gump]]. What are you gonna do, run? We brought my car, remember?
:'''Clark''': Lois, look--
:'''Lois''': Unh-unh. We can call the cops on the way. You are so weird sometimes.
:'''Clark''': ''[later, in the car]'' You know, can you go a little bit faster?
:'''Lois''': Hey, you were gonna be hoofing it about ten minutes ago. Besides, I don't want to hit anything.

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:'''Lois''': I thought bathing him was supposed to help with my allergies.
:'''Clark''': Well, maybe you're allergic to the soap too.
:'''Lois''': Maybe I'm allergic to you.

=== ''Sacred'' ===

:'''Clark''': I was just trying to figure out if hidden temples and body-snatching witches fits under community service or extracurriculars.

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:'''Jor-El''': I knew you would return, my son.
:'''Clark''': Why'd you send me to find this?
:'''Jor-El''': Because you may be the last survivor of a great civilization.
:'''Clark''': A great civilization that destroyed itself!
:'''Jor-El''': As will yours if you continue to refuse your mission. The knowledge of our civilization was encoded in three stones brought to Earth and hidden at the far reaches of the world. Greed will drive others to hunt the stones. But if the humans should unite them before you, they will not be able to withstand the temptation and will drive the world to famine, war, and the Earth's ultimate destruction. You must find the other two stones. The fate of your world lies in your hands... Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': Lana, what's going on?
:'''Lana''': Which part? The immaculate tattoo, the fact that I seem to be a harboring a 16th century witch, or that Jason and Lex took off with a map to uncover it all behind my back?
:'''Clark''': Why would they do that?
:'''Lana''': I don't know, but Jason said that we were gonna figure this out together. But it turns out he has a rather limited definition of “we.”

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:'''Clark''': Lana, whatever their motives are, I'm sure they still care about you.
:'''Lana''': That still doesn't change the fact that everybody seems to know more about me than I do.
:'''Clark''': It must be scary to think that someone out there has a plan for you, but you don't know what it is yet.

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:'''Lionel''': You have a ferocious desire to find all the answers, son, but don't let your search for those stones turn into your personal [[w:Tower of Babel|Tower of Babel]].
:'''Lex''': I'm not trying to get closer to God, Dad. I'm trying to solve the riddles He's laid out for me.
:'''Lionel''': Did you ever think there might be a reason why we weren't given the answers?
:'''Lex''': To challenge us?
:'''Lionel''': Or maybe to humble us. Knowledge comes from finding the answers, yes, but understanding what the answers mean is what brings wisdom. Men who didn't understand the difference have been the ruin of some of the world's greatest civilizations.
:'''Lex''': Is that why you stopped looking for the stones? Because you're afraid?
:'''Lionel''': No. No, I stopped because I realized that even if I find the three stones, I'm not gonna find what I'm really looking for. Neither will you.

=== ''Lucy'' ===

:'''Clark''': So, Lucy, Lois has told us absolutely nothing about you.
:'''Lucy''': Well there's not much to tell.
:'''Lois''': Oh, please. Let me gloat. She is getting straight A's at one of the most prestigious prep schools in Europe, she is fluent in three languages, and she is fending off Ivy League colleges with a stick.
:'''Clark''': Wow, that's impressive. What happened to Lois?
:'''Lois''': You're gonna find that Clark's charm is an acquired taste, much like his sense of fashion.

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:'''Lex''': Two Lanes under one roof. That's got to be interesting.
:'''Clark''': Well, I haven't had a hot shower in two days, and the laundry machine is running nonstop, the phone line is consistently busy. No, it's nice having them around. I mean, it kind of takes the loneliness out of the house.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, I always hated the sound of a quiet home.

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:'''Clark''': I knew you had talents, but I didn't think burglary was one of them.
:'''Lucy''': I swear I was gonna pay it all back. I'm not some criminal.
:'''Clark''': You do a pretty good job of impersonating one. Look, Lucy, I just don't get it. I mean, why?
:'''Lucy''': Do you have any idea what it's like to be different from everyone else? To be a total outsider?
:'''Clark''': I might have an idea.

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:'''Clark''': Lex, do you ever miss not having a sibling?
:'''Lex''': I used to... until I met you, Clark. You're closer to me than any... blood brother.

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:'''Lois''': You're amazing, Smallville. You always look for the best in people even when they walk all over you.
:'''Clark''': I guess that explains why we're friends.
:'''Lois''': Oh, we're friends now?
:'''Clark''': Well, I won't tell anyone if you don't.

=== ''Onyx'' ===

:'''Clark''': Chloe, I was with Lex. We went to the lab together.
:'''Chloe''': Which would be about the same time I was talking to Lex outside Dr. Sinclair's room.
:'''Clark''': Well, that's impossible.
:'''Chloe''': Not in Smallville. You of all people should know that.

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:'''Lionel''': What's going on? What the hell are you doing?
:'''Alexander''': Seizing the moment, Dad. Just like you taught me. Now, what's your problem with me this time, old man?
:'''Lionel''': It was your offer to hold a fundraiser at LuthorCorp Plaza, then you go behind my back and cancel the whole thing. Why would you do that?
:'''Alexander''': "Because helping those who refuse to help themselves is a waste of time and money, son!" Isn't that what the old Lionel Luthor used to say?
:'''Lionel''': I've changed. People change, Lex.
:'''Alexander''': No, they don't. They just get soft. Like you.

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:'''Clark''': Where's Lex?
:'''Alexander''': He's standing right in front of you.
:'''Clark''': No, you're not him. The real Lex would never try to kill me or Chloe.
:'''Alexander''': No, you're probably right. But he's thought about it! All the times you've meddled in his plans, derailed his ambitions. He's thought about killing all of you. He just never had the guts to go through with it.
:'''Clark''': What are you?
:'''Alexander''': I was just about to ask you the same question.

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:'''Lex''': Let's see what happens to me if you die!
:'''Alexander''': You can't kill me! I drive you. I give your life meaning. I'm your soul, you weak, pathetic little man! I'm the real Lex Luthor!

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:'''Lex''': Look, whatever I've done in the last few days...
:'''Lionel''': Please, no need for an apology. Quite the contrary. I must say, you finally proved yourself to be the son I've always wanted, and I thank you for showing me so clearly the error of my ways.
:'''Lex''': What are you talking about?
:'''Lionel''': I'm closing down the foundation immediately.
:'''Lex''': What? You can't. The charity is your life.
:'''Lionel''': Just a foolish dream. I'm awake now. A man can't deny his true nature, can he, Lex? No. We're Luthors.

=== ''Spirit'' ===

:'''Lois''': Mrs. Kent, a lot of things are possible in this world, but there will be a man on Mars before Clark and I go to Prom together.
:'''Dawn [in Martha]''': So what, you two just get together and mack, but keep it on the down-low in public?
:'''Clark''': Mom!
:'''Lois''': I don't mean to be rude, Mrs. Kent, but did you crack open the cooking sherry?

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:'''Chloe''': Well, we are in Smallville. And I mean, what would the Senior Prom be without a body-snatching Prom Queen?

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:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': How do I look?
:'''Clark''': Looks like you're going to the Prom.
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': I am. And you're taking me! I'm not going to let you sit around moping all night while your parents go out and do the electric boogaloo all night. It's gonna be fun.
:'''Clark''': No, I'm not going.
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': Massive re-strategy. You're going to your senior Prom whether you like it or not. End of discussion. Put on your tux.
:'''Clark''': Lois, wasn't this not in the realm of possibilities?
:'''Dawn [in Lois]''': Anything is possible, Clark. Anything.

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:'''Lois''': What the hell am I doing in a dress, and what the hell am I doing at your Prom?
:'''Clark''': Oh, no...
:''[Lois points to the corsage pinned to her dress]''
:'''Lois''': Did you pin that on me?
:'''Clark''': I'll explain later, Lois.
:'''Lois''': A little close to the boob, don't you think?

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:'''Lois''': Hey. You know, a year from now, this is all gonna seem like a lifetime ago.
:'''Chloe''': That's funny because it feels like just yesterday when he deserted that nervous freshman on the dance floor.
:'''Lois''': You're headed for Metropolis. You are destined to be a big shot reporter at the Daily Planet. Do you really picture Clark Kent being able to keep up with you?
:'''Chloe''': You know, Lois, I think Clark might have a lot more to offer than you realize.
:'''Lois''': I wouldn't bet on it.

=== ''Blank'' ===

:'''Lois''': Clark, you know that.
:'''Chloe''': Well, not so much. He has amnesia, and he's having a hard time—
:'''Lois''': Again?
:'''Clark''': What do you mean again?
:'''Lois''': Well, at least this time you got clothes on.

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:'''Chloe''': I'm gonna go to the Torch and see what I can find out about amnesia.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, just leave Mr. Memory Reboot to me. I'm getting to be a pro at this. ''[to Clark]'' But you know what? You're gonna have to put up with PB and J because that's the extent of my culinary skills.
:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' Okay?
:'''Clark''': Please tell me I'm not related to her.
:'''Chloe''': No, I am. You live with her.

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:'''Clark''': How did I do that?
:'''Chloe''': Why did I always picture myself on the other end of this conversation? Smallville was hit with the world's biggest meteor shower when you were little. Now, I know this sounds way out there, but some of the meteor rocks have had an extraterrestrial effect on certain people in the town, and it's my theory that you were one of them.
:'''Clark''': Extraterrestrial powers? You mean I'm some sort of alien?
:'''Chloe''': No. No, of course not.
:'''Clark''': A mutant?
:'''Chloe''': Uh... yeah... who has saved my life on more than one occasion. See, you've sort of taken it upon yourself to be Smallville's self-appointed hero. And if you ask me, I think that that is amazing.

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:'''Chloe''': Hold on a minute, are you telling me that you can see through solid objects?
:'''Clark''': I guess that's one you didn't know about, huh?
:'''Chloe''': No, and that might be one of those abilities you're gonna want to keep a lid on.
:'''Clark''': You know, I've been thinking about that. You know, I don't know why I was worried so much about what people think. I don't know why I let it rule my life. I mean, you understood.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, but Clark, unfortunately, some people in Smallville aren't as progressive as your post-amnesia tour guide.
:'''Clark''': That should be their problem, not mine.

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:'''Clark''': So it must've been kind of strange to have a zombie best friend walking around.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, I mean, you know, I never really realized how complicated that zombie's life was.
:'''Clark''': Complicated? Did I do something unusual?
:'''Chloe''': You had a clean slate to start all over with, and you made all the same choices... except for one.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I need you to be completely honest with me.
:'''Chloe''': Honest, huh?
:'''Clark''': What'd I do?
:'''Chloe''': You trusted me.

=== ''Ageless'' ===

:'''Adams''': Last time I checked, babies don't just fall out of the sky, Mr. Kent.
:'''Clark''': It left a 30-foot crater, Sheriff. How else would you explain it?
:'''Adams''': Well, I can't. That's why we're conducting a little something called an investigation.

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:'''Lionel''': You know, there were other treasure seekers in China, Genevieve.
:'''Genevieve''': A farm boy, an ex-cheerleader, and Lex Luthor. Who do you think ended up with the prize?
:'''Lionel''': Well, my son hasn't been listening to me. What do you want me to do, give him a good spanking?

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:'''Lionel''': Parenthood. It's an interesting phenomenon, isn't it? The lengths we go to... to protect our children. No limits.
:'''Genevieve''': ''[choking]'' What have you done to me?
:'''Lionel''': The wine you've just drunk will kill you in a matter of minutes. I'm told that the pain will be excruciating. How about a trade? You give me the stone that you stole from Bridgette Crosby, and I give you... the antidote. One more thing... you go near my son, and anything that happens to him happens to you. Is that understood?

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:'''Jonathan''': There is nothing quite like watching your son grow up into a young man you can be very proud of.
:'''Clark''': It's too bad I'll never know what that's like.
:'''Martha''': Why not?
:'''Clark''': I'm from another planet. I'm not even human. Who knows if I can have kids?
:'''Martha''': Clark, your father and I couldn't have children. We were still blessed with a son. You never know what the future will bring you.

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:'''Lex''': I'm releasing our findings to every research facility across the globe. Evan's life may offer hope for generations to come.
:'''Clark''': He was a special kid, Lex. I can't help wondering what kind of man he would've become.
:'''Lex''': A good one... as long as you were in his life. I bet you're gonna be a great dad someday, Clark.
:'''Clark''': So will you, Lex.
:'''Lex''': I don't know about that. Look, we're all reflections of how we've been raised. Your parents gave you encouragement and support. Mine chose the opposite track. I plan on leaving a different kind of legacy.

=== ''Forever'' ===

:'''Martha''': I know what you're doing, Jonathan. You can't take the place of Clark on this farm, no one can. Every other farm in the county has at least five hands to help out.
:'''Jonathan''': Sweetheart, my family managed to run this farm for generations before Clark came around. I see no reason why I can't run it by myself.
:'''Martha''': Sometimes I wonder which one of you is more stubborn.
:'''Jonathan''': Why don't I give you a clue?

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:'''Jonathan''': Martha, what exactly is it that you want me to do? You want me to tell our teenage son that we couldn't possibly survive around here without him? What kind of parents would that make us?
:'''Martha''': Honest ones. How many times has he asked be treated like an adult? This decision took a lot of maturity.
:'''Jonathan''': Or guilt. Martha, Clark still feels responsible for my heart problems. I'm not going to allow him to do this out of pity.
:'''Martha''': It's not pity, Jonathan. Clark knows that if he leaves, he can only come back a few times a year. And he doesn't want one of those times to be your funeral.

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:'''Lex''': You're making a big mistake Jason. I know she's your mother but don't think for a second she won't turn on you. Trust me on this one.
:'''Genevieve''': Jason...
:'''Jason''': It's okay, Mother. I don't expect him to understand the meaning of family loyalty, especially when the only thing running through the Luthor blood is betrayal.

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:'''Genevieve''': Lex, your father has one of the stones.
:'''Lex''': And what do you want from me?
:'''Genevieve''': I have a feeling that he'd sooner die than give up that stone. But all that might change if his own flesh and blood were at stake.
:'''Lex''': You obviously don't know my father as well as I do.
:'''Genevieve''': I hope for your sake you're wrong.

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:'''Clark''': Dad, you raised me to make my own decisions. Why don't you trust me on this?
:'''Jonathan''': Because you are a lot like me. I had a full ride to Met. U. waiting for me when I graduated. Problem is, my father needed me on this farm. So I stayed.
:'''Clark''': Dad that's a pretty big footnote to leave out. Why didn't you tell me?
:'''Jonathan''': I didn't want it to weigh you down. As much as I loved my father, a part of me still resents him for needing me that much. I don't want you to feel that. That's not the kind of father I ever wanted to be.
:'''Clark''': Dad. This isn't about the kind of father you are. It's about the kind of son I want to be.

=== ''Commencement'' ===

:'''Lois''': I took this career test in some magazine - it said that my perfect job would be a radio disc jockey.
:'''Clark''': That makes sense. You talk enough. There won't be any dead air.
:'''Lois''': You mock me now Smallville, but you just wait and see.
:'''Clark''': Journalism. You ever thought about that? You wrote some half decent articles in your short lived career at the Torch.
:'''Lois''': Nah, kill me first. Even if I could spell, the last thing I'd wanna do is spend my time in a newsroom. With my luck I'd probably end up across the desk from the most bumbling reporter on the masthead.

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:'''Lois''': I realize hand-eye coordination isn't one of your strong suits. Here, let me help you with that.
:'''Clark''': ''[annoyed]'' Lois, I'm not sure what I'm gonna do without you.
:'''Lois''': Oh, come on, Clark, your future is laid out right in front of you. You're going to go to community college, major in agriculture, probably minor in law enforcement. And then you and Lana are going to have a nice little church wedding.
:'''Clark''': Excuse me?
:'''Lois''': It's written in the stars and you know it. It's only a matter of time before you join the bowling league, take over the family farm, and then, well, you and Lana can bring little Clark Jr. into the world.
:'''Clark''': I think you're hallucinating.
:'''Lois''': No. Hallucinating would be imagining Clark Kent going off to the big city to make his mark in the world. I'm just being realistic.

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:'''Lois''': Look, I know we've had our disagreements in the past. And I will be the first to admit that I've made it my own little hobby to bust your chops.
:'''Clark''': I'm used to it. Besides, I know I haven't been the most gracious host.
:'''Lois''': Look, I just want you to know, Clark, that when I'm sitting in the audience today at your graduation and you stand up on that stage in front of all those people, I'm gonna be looking up at you and thinking one thing.
:'''Clark''': What's that?
:'''Lois''': Please, God, don't let him trip.

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:'''Jor-El''': The knowledge of the universe is meant for you only. Yet you chose to deny your heritage. Today, you will witness the consequences.
:'''Clark''': Then you sent the meteor shower?
:'''Jor-El''': I have done nothing, Kal-El. Human blood has stained one of the elements and awakened a great danger from the darkness of space.
:'''Clark''': What can I do to stop it?
:'''Jor-El''': There is nothing you can do to prevent what is already in motion. But the meteor shower is just the beginning, Kal-El. I warned you that the elements could not fall into the hands of a human. The three must become one. It is the only way to save Earth from total annihilation.
:'''Clark''': I don't know where they are! I don't have time to find them!
:'''Jor-El''': If you don't unite them at once, you, my son, will be seared by a fire from the sky even you can't survive. The future of mankind rests in your hands, Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': You're gonna have to go without me.
:'''Jonathan''': Do I have to remind you, Clark, that the last time we had a meteor shower, it was full of kryptonite?
:'''Martha''': If the same happens today it could kill you. You have to come with us.
:'''Clark''': I spoke to Jor-El. He told me I have to find the other two stones right now, and unite them with the one in the cave.
:'''Martha''': No! You're my son. You're not gonna go on some kind of suicide mission.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, you might be stronger than steel, but you're not invincible.
:'''Clark''': I know, Dad. But I'm the only one who can do this.
:'''Jonathan''': All right. But I want you to listen to me right now. All the years that your mother and I spent raising you from that wide-eyed toddler running around on this farm to the man who is standing in front of me right now was for this moment. You do this, son. You make us proud.

== Season 5 ==

=== ''Arrival'' ===

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:'''Jor-El''': Kal-El, you must continue your education. You cannot stop.
:'''Clark''': She's my friend! She needs help!
:'''Jor-El''': Your destiny is far greater than saving one human life.
:'''Clark''': No, I won't let her die!
:'''Jor-El''': Each time you let your emotions guide you, the fate of the entire planet is at risk. That is your weakness, Kal-El.

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:'''Clark''': I wasn't born anywhere near Smallville. In fact, I wasn't born anywhere near this galaxy.
:'''Chloe''': Okay... okay... so that would make you an...
:'''Clark''': Yeah.
:'''Chloe''': But you... you look so--
:'''Clark''': Human? I'm still the same person.
:'''Chloe''': Clark... I think you're so amazing. You save people's lives and take zero credit for it. To me, you're more than just a hero. You're a super hero.
:'''Clark''': Chloe--
:'''Chloe''': I'm serious, Clark. If more humans were like you, the world would be a better place.

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:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' I want you to know, I'll never be the iceberg to your Titanic, and your secret will never ever leave my lips. No matter what.

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:'''Clark''': How'd you get that frog in your throat?
:'''Lois''': That's what happens when you get a neck massage from Barbie the Barbarian. Doctor says I shouldn't talk too much.
:'''Clark''': Oh, gee. That's too bad.
:'''Lois''': Don't get your hopes up, Smallville. It's not permanent.

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:'''Martha''': You can get hurt now; you're vulnerable.
:'''Clark''': Isn't that what it means to be human?

=== ''Mortal'' ===

:'''Clark''': Whoa!
:'''Chloe''': What? I like to come prepared.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, where'd you get all this stuff?
:'''Chloe''': eBay.
:'''Clark''': Is that a flash grenade?
:'''Chloe''': Careful! That was a graduation present from Lois. I'm saving it for a special occasion.
:'''Clark''': Why didn't you tell me about all this stuff?
:'''Chloe''': We all have our secrets, Clark.

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:'''Lex''': Happiness is such an elusive creature, isn't it? We all wish for it, but very few ever really find it.
:'''Chloe''': Doesn't make the search any less important.
:'''Lex''': Or the destination... Do you remember the last time we stood here together? I ended up unconscious on the ground and somehow you landed in the artic.
:'''Chloe''': I told you, I don't remember what happened.
:'''Lex''': Then why have you been avoiding me, Chloe? It's been weeks since I brought you back from that hospital in the Yukon where I found you.
:'''Chloe''': I've been busy, Lex.
:'''Lex''': Right, I heard being a third wheel is very time consuming.
:'''Chloe''': Clark and Lana are finally together. They're happy. That's all that should matter to a real friend.
:'''Lex''': I think you know more than you're telling me about what happened in this cave, about Clark's involvement. I know you think you're being a good friend, but you're playing a very dangerous game.
:'''Chloe''': Kinda like covering up the spaceship Lana said crashed during the meteor shower.
:'''Lex''': Lana was hysterical. She didn't see what she thought she did.
:'''Chloe''': Well, maybe you didn't either, Lex. Stop asking me questions or I will start asking my own.

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:'''Clark''': Destiny's just another word for not having a choice.

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:'''Clark''': It's a lot heavier than I remember.
:'''Jonathan''': You're just going to have to learn, Clark. Pace yourself. You're human now.
:'''Chloe''': Ah, the joys of manual labor.
:'''Clark''': It's not so bad. I kinda like being sore. It makes me feel like I've actually accomplished something. No pain, no gain, right?

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:'''Chloe''': Breaking news: Clark Kent saves the day.
:'''Clark''': Thanks to you.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, well, I did just what I usually do. You were the one who took down three meteor freaks without any... special advantages. Then again, once a hero, always a hero.

=== ''Hidden'' ===

:'''Clark''': All right, look, okay, my dad isn't going to be up for about fifteen minutes and we gotta get outta here. Well, you gotta get outta here.
:'''Lana''': You sure? 'Cause sticking around for breakfast sounds like fun.
:'''Clark''': What?!
:'''Lana''': Pass me my shoe. "We won't fall asleep. I promise." What else are we going to do at two o'clock in the morning?
:'''Clark''': You aren't mad, are you?
:'''Lana''': I'm furious.
:''[They kiss]''

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:'''Clark''': Am I dead?
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': Your mortal journey is over, yes, but your eminent destiny is too important to sacrifice. You will return with all your natural gifts. Unfortunately, this rectification does not come without a price. The life of someone close to you will be exchanged for yours.
:'''Clark''': No. No, I would never ask for that.
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': You already did. When you decided to relinquish your powers and disobey me. It was your choice.
:'''Clark''': Then just don't bring me back!
:'''Jor-El [in Lionel]''': It's too late. For everything in nature, there is a balance. The life force that has been returned to you will soon be taken from... from someone you love. You're about to face your darkest hour, my son. But, remember: The lessons that we learn from pain are the ones that make us the strongest.

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:'''Clark''': I can't take that risk. I've risked too much already and now someone else is going to have to pay for it.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, is everything okay? What's going on?
:'''Clark''': I never should have given up my powers. Why didn't I listen to him? Chloe, I think I've made a terrible mistake.

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:'''Jonathan''': Son, they told us you were dead.
:'''Clark''': I was.
:'''Jonathan''': Jor-El...
:'''Clark''': Yeah.
:'''Martha''': He returned your powers, didn't he?
:'''Clark''': I'm not human anymore. It's the only way I could come back.
:'''Jonathan''': We heard about a missile malfunction. You stopped it, didn't you? It's not easy to sacrifice the things you want the most to save other people. We're so proud of you, Clark.
:'''Clark''': The sacrifice would've been not coming back at all.

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:'''Lana''': Clark's medical file.
:'''Lex''': That's confidential.
:'''Lana''': I heard you asked for it at the hospital. All of his test results came back normal. When are you going to realize, Lex, that he's just like the rest of us?
:'''Lex''': Do you really believe that, or is that what you have to tell yourself to stay in a relationship with him? You've had your doubts about him too. You can't deny it.
:'''Lana''': I was wrong. Believe me, there is nothing unusual about Clark. Except his ability to see the good in people who don't deserve it.
:'''Lex''': I think you're forgetting something, Lana. Whatever new lie he told you, however he swept it under the rug, a normal person doesn't rise from the dead.

=== ''Aqua'' ===

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:'''Lois''': I just ran into Mrs. Kent at the Talon and right out of nowhere, she asked if I would like to move back in at the farm.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, right... Really?
:'''Lois''': I know, isn't that sweet? Oh, don't worry. You little snuggle bunnies can hop right on away. I'm a light sleeper. I'm going for a dip.
:'''Clark''': ''[to Lana]'' Do you think she could sleep through me smothering her with a pillow?

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:'''Chloe''': So, I take it Lana hasn't gotten to peek into the confidential files of Clark Kent yet.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, you think I'm happy about having my powers back and lying about them? I didn't ask for this to happen.
:'''Chloe''': We didn't ask for a world that needs heroes, but the truth is we do. Now more than ever, Clark.

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:'''Professor Fine''': History is not about facts. It's about the context and who is telling the story. So, what is history? What is herstory? What is your story, Mr. Kent? How will you affect the world around you for generations to come?
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure you can know that at eighteen.
:'''Professor Fine''': Tell that to Alexander the Great or, to bring it closer to home, Lex Luthor. Now, he's not much older than you are and yet he's turned his father's agro business into a leading defense contractor. He's gone from feeding people to killing them, and yet his story is that he's a white knight who's just put a small Kansas town on the map. Beware of white knights, people. They don't slay dragons. They train them for their own dark purpose. Think of Hitler, Stalin, Napoleon.
:'''Clark''': Lex isn't a saint, but I don't think you can put him in the same league as those guys.
:'''Professor Fine''': An honest opinion. I like that.

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:'''Professor Fine''': Why else would the son of family farmers be defending such a man?
:'''Clark''': It's a long story, but Lex's not the man you make him out to be.
:'''Professor Fine''': Well, you know, [[Groucho Marx]] said there was only one way to find out if a man is honest: ask him. If he says yes, then he must be crooked.
:'''Clark''': I would think a college professor would be quoting [[Karl Marx]], not Groucho.
:'''Professor Fine''': German philosophy is easy. Comedy's hard.

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:''[Arthur "A.C." Curry (the future "Aquaman") bids Clark adieu.]''
:'''A.C.''': Maybe when I'm finished saving the world, we could start a Junior Lifeguard Association.
:'''Clark''': Nah, I don't think I'm ready for the JLA yet.

=== ''Thirst'' ===

:'''Professor Fine''': The question is: will you leave your footprints on the history of time or let them be washed away by the tides of more powerful men? Mr. Kent, what about you?
:'''Clark''': Me? I, um...
:'''Professor Fine''': LuthorCorp practically owns your hometown Smallville. What if you found out that Lex Luthor, the emperor of the company, was a dangerous, unstable, megalomaniac, bent on destroying your world. Would you have the courage to try to stop him?

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:'''Professor Fine''': Why would a man of your stature be so concerned with the comings and goings of a freshman farmboy?
:'''Lex''': If you know so much about me, Professor, I'm sure you realize I donate a considerable amount of funding to this university that allows me an unusual amount of access to the dean and the academic review board.
:'''Professor Fine''': Yeah, I know. The buying of influence is part of my second semester.
:'''Lex''': If you have a second semester.

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:'''Chloe''': Okay, for someone with a keen weird-ar, I can't believe I did not see the signs, but I defy anyone to tell the difference between a nascent vampire and a freshman girl with a hangover.

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:'''Lana''': I'm sorry it had to be this way, Clark. But we don't always get to choose who we are. Sometimes, our destiny leads us to places that we don't want to go, and there's nothing we can do about it.

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:'''Chloe''': I got in on the ground floor of my dream. Okay, so it's actually the basement. But, it's Daily Planet! The paper of record for kings, presidents and prime ministers; not to mention future superheroes. The way I look at it, I had no place to go, but up, up, and away.

=== ''Exposed'' ===

:'''Lois''': Clark, look, I'm not great at this, so just keep your mouth shut and listen up. Even though I was kicking butt on the helicopter, it was really nice to have backup. And you didn't have to come after me, but you always do. So I wanted to say thank you. You're a really good friend. Oh, and about the lap dance. If you decide to tell anyone about it, your [[w:Elmer Fudd|Elmer Fudd]] nightlight will make a very public appearance.
:'''Clark''': Aye-Aye... sailor.

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:'''Clark''': Is it true, Lex?
:'''Lex''': You know, after you've been M.I.A. for weeks, I don't think a hello is too much to ask for.
:'''Clark''': How long you been planning to run for state senate?
:'''Lex''': Several months now, and if you're implying I should have told you, you might want to rethink the barrier you've drawn on this friendship.

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:'''Jack''': You've never had a lie get out of hand? Or you've never been caught at it?
:'''Jonathan''': I've never been in a position where people look up to me. You are Clark's hero.
:'''Jack''': So I'm not supposed to have any faults, huh? Who can live up to that? You know why there's no heroes today? It's because at the end of the day, people don't respect them; they envy them. And they're just waiting for them to screw up.

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:'''Lex''': Tell me what you remember about King David. Humor me.
:'''Clark''': King David... Slew Goliath, saved his people.
:'''Lex''': And afterward, he saw a beautiful woman bathing and fell madly in love. The problem was, she turned out to be his best friend's wife. So you know what our great hero did? He sent his best friend off to die in battle so he could have her to himself.
:'''Clark''': Kind of leave that part out, don't they?
:'''Lex''': We all need to believe in heroes, Clark, and even the best ones are far from perfect.

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:'''Jack''': After 20 years, the man's still got a Hell of a knack for the guilt trip, doesn't he?
:'''Clark''': Usually works 'cause he's right.
:'''Jack''': Your father's always had some pretty high expectations of the people around him. He's the one man I never wanted to disappoint.
:'''Clark''': You should try being his son. The thing I always try to remember is, no matter how much he lays on, he never expects more than he expects of himself.
:'''Jack''': You think your dad will ever forgive me?
:'''Clark''': Yeah. I've given him a lot of trial runs in the forgiveness arena.

=== ''Splinter'' ===

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:'''Lionel''': I know about Clark. Chloe Sullivan has supplied me with all the information I need: his true identity, the powers he possesses and uses. I know he's vulnerable to kryptonite. Accept my support, and I can guarantee you a seat in the senate.
:'''Jonathan''': And what happens if I don't accept?
:'''Lionel''': The truth about Clark will come out in any case. The only difference is how he'll be treated when we run the tests. He can either be a distinguished guest or strapped down, helpless like a lab rat. It's your choice.

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:'''Clark''': Why are you doing this to me, Dad? Why are you doing this?! No more lies. Tell me the truth. Tell me!
:'''Jonathan''': You want the truth? You were never really my son. You're the thing I found in the corn field.

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:'''Lex''': The investigation into Clark Kent has yielded a surprising revelation. Clark Kent is not of this earth. He is an alien; an intruder from a distant galaxy, the first vanguard of an invasion.
:'''Clark''': No! No! That's not what I am!
:'''Lex''': But I know his weakness. I know how to stop this strange visitor from another planet. I'm the one that's gonna kill you, Clark.

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:'''Professor Fine''': Brutus and Caesar. Jesus and Judas. They all started out as best friends. What happened? Well, if history teaches us one thing, it's that even the most powerful men can be betrayed by those they trust the most. The reason betrayal is such a predominant theme throughout history is really quite simple. Duplicity is human nature.

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:'''Clark''': You say "human" like it's a bad thing.
:'''Professor Fine''': Just going off what I've seen. This race shows promise, but at this point in history, they are still duplicitous by their very nature. Even the ones you think you love can't be trusted.
:'''Clark''': You don't know anything about this race. Yeah, they can be petty and dishonest and betray each other over nothing. But they can also be honest and loyal. And they would give up everything to protect someone they love. Even if they were from another planet.
:'''Professor Fine''': Kal-El...
:'''Clark''': My name is Clark. And I'll always believe in my friends and my family.
:'''Professor Fine''': I sincerely hope your trust hasn't been misplaced.

=== ''Solitude'' ===

:'''Lois''': Let me give you a little friendly advice: Bow out of the race before a pesky little squirrel digs up one of your rotten acorns.
:'''Lex''': Well, thanks, Lois. You know, there's nothing more valuable than the savvy political advice of a muffin-peddling college dropout. Speaking of, do you have banana blueberry today?

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:'''Clark''': You know, Professor Fine said that human beings were insignificant and couldn't be depended on. He obviously didn't know you very well.
:'''Chloe''': Please. Robo-Professor knows as much about human nature as R2-D2.

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:'''Clark''': He's my father. I have the right to know everything about him.
:'''Professor Fine''': I agree. When you're ready.
:'''Clark''': I'm ready now!
:'''Professor Fine''': Impatience is such a pathetic human trait. But I suppose it's to be expected from someone raised by such a primitive race.
:'''Clark''': I happen to care a great deal about this primitive race... a lot more than I do about Krypton.

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:'''Martha''': You've given me so much happiness, Clark. I don't know what I would've been without you.
:'''Clark''': Without me, none of this would have happened.
:'''Martha''': Don't ever feel guilty about this. Do you hear me? I wouldn't have it any other way. You're gonna be fine. Look at you. You're a man now, Clark. A wonderful man. My job's done.

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:'''Professor Fine''': The only way to save your mother is to destroy the fortress. Jor-El's will is controlling her virus through the crystals. If you bring down his fortress, you will save your mother from his grip.
:'''Clark''': All he's ever done is try to ruin my life.
:'''Professor Fine''': Sadly, that was his legacy on Krypton, as well.
:'''Clark''': I want him gone.

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:'''Clark''': Dad we both know Jor-El's not the type to just let things go.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark, when it comes down to it, none of us are going to be around forever. We can't dwell on that. I think the trick is just to live your life to its fullest. Make sure you spend as much time as you possibly can with the people you love.

=== ''Lexmas'' ===

:'''Lex''': Much like Ebenezer Scrooge, I realized that what I want more than anything is to live happily ever after. And do you know what the secret to living happily ever after is? Power. Money and power. See, once you have those two things, you can secure everything else... and keep it that way.

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:'''Lex''': Dr. Litvack told me the odds of survival I had going into surgery. Pretty reckless roll of the dice, don't you think?
:'''Lionel''': On the contrary, son. What I did may appear callous, but opting for my son to have surgery was a deliberate decision.
:'''Lex''': But it wasn't your decision to make, was it? You went against the doctors' advice not because you wanted to save me, but because you couldn't bear having a cripple for a son.
:'''Lionel''': You may hate me for taking the risk, but I had to make a choice. And you're alive, and you can walk. I had to give you that chance.
:'''Lex''': And what if I hadn't made it? How would you have justified your decision then? How dare you play God with my life.

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:'''Lex''': Oh, not to worry, Griff. We Luthors are made of pretty tough and definitely expensive material.

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:'''Lex''': I want you to pull the pin on that grenade. Find it, fake it... do whatever it takes to knock Jonathan Kent out of the race. I want to be senator. I want it all.
:'''Griff''': Consider it done. Merry Christmas.

=== ''Fanatic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': I know you didn't come by this late at night just to drop off this press release. What happened?
:'''Clark''': How far do you want to cross the friendship boundary?
:'''Chloe''': Since when do we have boundaries?... All right, why don't you just leave out the details?
:'''Clark''': Well, everything was fine between Lana and I when I was human. I mean, it was great.
:'''Chloe''': ''[prodding him]'' Okay, Clark...
:'''Clark''': But now I have my abilities, it's like our... sex... life has been on hiatus.
:'''Chloe''': Oh. I know I'm gonna regret asking this question, but why?
:'''Clark''': It takes some time for me to adjust my abilities to new situations.
:'''Chloe''': Wow. Uh, awkward factor 8. So basically what you're saying is that you're afraid that in the heat of the moment you might... please don't make me finish this sentence, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Well, you see, that's the thing. I'm not sure what would happen. I mean if I couldn't control myself...
:'''Chloe''': Okay, you know, Clark, right there that's something that can't never be unseen.
:'''Clark''': It's not funny.
:'''Chloe''': No, you're right, it's not. It's just that this conversation definitely cements me as your Krypto-hag.

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:''[discussing Clark pulling away from Lana]''
:'''Lana''': It just feels like you're afraid to touch me anymore. Did something happen? Clark? Okay, is this where I have to remind you that you're the one who said we wouldn't keep things from each other?
:'''Clark''': Why is this about me? I mean, you're the one that pulled away first. You moved to Metropolis two weeks after we got together. And now you spend every moment with these books. Why astronomy?
:'''Lana''': It's homework.
:'''Clark''': It's an obsession. And that thing about honesty? It works both ways.
:'''Lana''': Nice deflection, but I don't fall for that anymore.

=== ''Lockdown'' ===

:''[Clark super speeds out of the room]''
:'''Chloe''': Damn, I wish I could do that.

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:'''Lex''': ''[delirious]'' Do you think I'd look better with hair?
:'''Lana''': Um, I don't know. I've never thought about it.
:'''Lex''': Oh, I have. I've thought about a lot of things... Clark has really nice hair.
:'''Lana''': Yeah. Yeah, I guess he does.
:'''Lex''': Does he know?
:'''Lana''': That he has nice hair?

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:'''Chloe''': Clark! Can you at least put on the brakes before you tornado my homework?
:'''Clark''': Sorry.

=== ''Reckoning'' ===

:'''Clark''': ''[after confessing his secret]'' Do I look different to you now?
:'''Lana''': Clark, you look like the same handsome guy I've always known.
:'''Clark''': Handsome as in "I wanna spend the rest of my life with you" or handsome as in "I'm gonna let you down easy?"
:'''Lana''': As in "Yes, Clark, I'll marry you."

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:'''Lana''': What would you do if you thought you knew someone really well, and it turns out that there's this... whole other side to them?
:'''Lois''': Well, that depends. Are we in arms-dealer territory, or are we talking ''[[w:The Crying Game]]''?
:'''Lana''': Nothing like that.
:'''Lois''': Then I guess the question is, does it change the way you feel about him?
:'''Lana''': Maybe.
:'''Lois''': Look, I don't know what's going on, but I would be lucky to end up with someone as honorable as Clark some day.

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:'''Jor-El''': Human life is fragile, my son. You knew her life would be exchanged for yours.
:'''Clark''': Don't make her pay for my mistake! If I hadn't told her the truth about me, she'd still be alive! You have to let me fix it.
:'''Jor-El''': Your powers on Earth may seem extraordinary, Kal-El, but we are not gods.

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:'''Clark''': There has to be a way to fix this. Please.
:'''Jor-El''': There's one trial you have yet to experience, but you must heed my warning. The tide of fate is impossible to stop. Even if you are able to alter one course of events, the universe will find others. There is only one crystal. Once you make this choice, there is no second chance. Decide carefully.
:'''Clark''': I have to save her.

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:'''Martha''': Clark... a heart beats only so many times in a life. Your father used his more than anyone I know.
:'''Clark''': I just don't know how I'm supposed to be the man he wanted me to be without him here.
:'''Martha''': You're his son. You know what's right and wrong. And whether your father is here with us or not, you're a man he's proud of... a man he could look up to. And something tells me he won't be the only one.

=== ''Vengeance'' ===

:'''Lionel''': It must be humbling to pull all those strings and find out they're attached to nothing.
:'''Lex''': Especially when your father's the one holding the scissors.

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:'''Lionel''': What good is having a family if they don't watch out for each other?
:'''Lex''': On the off chance that unshakable family loyalty fails, there's always those Luthor closets to rummage through.
:'''Lionel''': All right, let's skip the prologue, Lex. What ancient skeleton do you think you've dug up this time?
:'''Lex''': Well, it's not quite a skeleton yet. More like a freshly laid corpse... I wonder how Martha Kent would feel if she knew you had a secret meeting with her husband right before he died. Now, a transgression like that would test the virtues of even the most forgiving woman.

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:'''Clark''': I should have listened to you, Chloe. You tried to warn me. I had my hands around that guy's throat, and I thought that if I just kept squeezing the life out of him, then it would make everything right again.
:'''Chloe''': God, Clark. But you didn't?
:'''Clark''': No.
:'''Chloe''': What made you stop?
:'''Clark''': My dad's voice. This is going to sound weird, but I could hear him. He was the one that always kept me from going over the edge when I was too close.

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:'''Chloe''': Do you think you could ever do what she did? Play the mild-mannered reporter by day and a crime-fighter by night?
:'''Clark''': Honestly, I'm kind of hoping I can find a way to not have to hide who I really am.

=== ''Tomb'' ===

:'''Clark''': Why haven't you gone to see her?
:'''Chloe''': Well because, because I'm afraid. I mean what if I look in her eyes and I see myself?
:'''Clark''': What if you wait too long and you never get the chance to look into her eyes again? She's your mother, she always will be. It's not going to change no matter what.

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:'''Clark''': Lois, you don’t know what goes on there. Do you really want Lex and these doctors getting inside Chloe’s head?
:'''Lois''': If it makes her feel better, I don’t care if Daffy Duck whacks her with a mallet!
:'''Chloe''': Guys, I’m drugged, not deaf.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, I'm a writer. If I was going to kill myself, I would've written one hell of a suicide note.

=== ''Cyborg'' ===

:''[Clark confronts Lana's mysterious car-crash "victim" outside the hospital.]''
:'''Clark''': She said she hit you full on and you're not even hurt. How'd you manage that?
:'''Victor''': [[Advertising slogans#milk-body-good|Milk. Does a body good.]]

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:''[Clark bursts in on Lex.]''
:'''Clark''': We need to talk!
:'''Lex''': And you should work on your entrance, Clark. Bit abrupt, don't you think?
:'''Clark''': What do you know about Syntechnics?
:'''Lex''': See, now that's exactly what I mean. No small talk, no pleasantries — just straight to the accusations.
:'''Clark''': I haven't accused you of anything.
:'''Lex''': You don't have to. Your, uh, righteous tone says it all. So what am I have supposed to have done this time?

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:'''Victor''': I'd say thank you, but... the words just seem too small.
:'''Clark''': And completely unnecessary.
:'''Victor''': Your mom raised you modest, didn't she?

=== ''Hypnotic'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Every single one of us has gone through some sort of an identity crisis at one point or another. It's like a rite of passage in Smallville.

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:'''Chloe''': I just don't get it. I mean, if it was Red "K", you wouldn't be doing chores. And if it was Silver "K", you'd be afraid that pitchfork over there would turn you into a shish kabob.

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:'''Chloe''': Oh my God. I just knocked out Martha Kent.
:'''Lois''': Well, considering she was about to redecorate her wallpaper with my brain matter, I don't think you had a choice!

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:'''Lex''': Clark, you've been hypnotized. How else could you throw me across the room like that?

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:'''Lois''': Face it, Clark is no different then any other red-blooded male. His brain is not his commanding officer.

=== ''Void'' ===

:'''Jonathan''': ''[to Clark]'' This is your destiny, son. You are going to touch the lives of so many people. Not just as a man, but as a symbol. You're a symbol of peace. You're a symbol of justice. And now it's time for you to go.

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:'''Lex''': Is this going to be another apology?
:'''Lana''': Well, they don't make a card for "Sorry I got you killed."

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:'''Clark''': You died because of me. When Jor-El brought me back to life and restored my powers... he told me there'd be a price - the life of someone I love. I'm sorry, Dad. I'm so sorry.
:'''Jonathan''': Clark... believe me you have nothing to be sorry about. I lived a full, wonderful life. I had everything a husband or a father could ever possibly dream of. I am so very proud that I died protecting you.
:'''Clark''': Protecting me from what?
:'''Jonathan''': Lionel Luthor, Clark. He knows your secret. He knows everything. You can't stay here, son. You've got to keep your mother safe. You've got to keep the whole world safe.

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:'''Chloe''': Well I'll reach out to my source and see if they know anything else. Clark, don't worry about it. You won the first fight. My money's on you in the rematch.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I don't think Fine is the only thing we need to worry about. When I was injected with the serum and died, I saw my father.
:'''Chloe''': Oh my God, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Yeah, he told me there's someone else who knows my secret - Lionel Luthor.
:'''Chloe''': Well you can't be sure. I mean what you saw it could have been a hallucination. You know a manifestation of your desires and fears.
:'''Clark''': Chloe, I could feel my father. It was real. I know it in my heart.

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:'''Lillian''': What was it then that brought you to me? Oh yes, you were shot coming out of a meeting with the man you hired to destroy Jonathan Kent's reputation, so you could become senator. How'd that turn out, by the way?
:'''Lex''': If you're really my dead mother, wouldn't you know?
:'''Lillian''': It was a rhetorical question, Alexander; of course I know.

=== ''Fragile'' ===

:'''Clark''': Chloe, if my parents hadn't found me in that field, it could have been me in the foster care system, scaring people with my powers, being accused of crimes I didn't commit.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, and Clark, one of your greatest powers is your unrelenting faith in people.

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:'''Maddie''': Clark, did you ever meet your real dad?
:'''Clark''': Sort of...
:'''Maddie''': Was he bad like mine?
:'''Clark''': Maybe worse. But just because he gave me life doesn't mean I'm anything like him. See, the thing is, Maddie, anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad.

=== ''Mercy'' ===

:'''Lionel''': I've been expecting you, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': How long have you known?
:'''Lionel''': From the moment I held in my hand the crystal that helped to create your Fortress of Solitude.
:'''Clark''': The one that put you in a coma.
:'''Lionel''': Coma? I like to think of it as... a state of contemplative repose.
:'''Clark''': You've known my secret for almost a year.
:'''Lionel''': Yes.
:'''Clark''': Why haven't you done anything?
:'''Lionel''': What? Expose you to the world? A strange visitor from another planet? I've tried to tell you--I am not your enemy. To reveal your secret would change your destiny. And it would harm someone I care about very deeply.
:'''Clark''': You had a choice: To kill my mother or to kill yourself.
:'''Lionel''': I could never harm your mother. There was no choice.
:'''Clark''': Yeah. ''[pause]'' Unless you knew the gun wasn't loaded.
:'''Lionel''': You have no reason to believe anything I say. I realize that. I hope eventually you will come to trust me. I only want what's best for you and your mother, son.
:'''Clark''': ''[angrily]'' You don't call me that. Jonathan Kent was my father.
:'''Lionel''': No. I'm not trying to take his place.
:'''Clark''': You couldn't. My mother seems to think there may be some good in you, but I'm not so sure.
:'''Lionel''': It takes time, Clark. Maybe you will be.
:'''Clark''': Or maybe you'll just show your true colors. Secret or no secret, you stay away from my mother, or you'll wish I'd never saved your life.

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:'''Lionel''': It was you, Lex. I know it.
:'''Lex''': What?
:'''Lionel''': Disabling my limo in the path of an oncoming train. You know that kind of melodrama went out of style with silent movies.

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:'''Lex''': I may not like you very much, Dad, but you’re a valuable asset to LuthorCorp. Killing you would hurt the bottom line.
:'''Lionel''': Your concern is truly touching.

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:'''Lionel''': Well I'm just thankful the elevator safety breaks slowed us down enough to survive the fall.
:'''Lex''': Yeah, you should be. Especially since Cole disabled them.
:'''Lionel''': That's enough to make a man believe in miracles. Isn't, son?
:'''Lex''': I don't suppose Clark had any thing to do with that divine intervention?

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:'''Chloe''': ''[about Lionel]'' Why don't you let me use that as an in, you know, to find out what he's really up to?
:'''Clark''': What if he finds out what you're up to? It's too risky.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, and waiting for Darth Luthor to hatch his evil plan isn't?

=== ''Fade'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Come on, Clark. Pick up the pace-- somewhere between a brisk walk and super speed. The star witness testifies in fifteen minutes.
:'''Clark''': Not that I mind being your "Boy Friday" and all, but I don't understand why you need an escort.
:'''Chloe''': I don't. I just thought a nice little field trip to the courthouse might help reignite that journalism spark.
:'''Clark''': I hate to break it ''[Chloe gives Clark a press pass]'' to you, but my ace-reporter days ended when I left The Torch.
:'''Chloe''': All right, then consider it a much needed get-off-the-farm pass. Look, Clark, I know this has been the year from hell -- and that was before you broke up with Lana. There are only so many days you can hole yourself up in that loft before I pull an intervention.
:'''Clark''': I am not holed up. It's just... ever since I found out Lionel knows my secret I've been waiting for a bomb to go off.
:'''Chloe''': Well, don't duck and cover just yet. For all we know, he may never even light the fuse.
:'''Clark''': This is Lionel Luthor we're talking about.

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:'''Lois''': Official warning -- I'm a third degree black belt. That means I can't be held liable for any funeral costs.

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:'''Martha''': So, how are you? Clark told me what happened.
:'''Lois''': Me? I'm fine. Getting swept off my feet by a notorious hit man is my way of living la vida loca.

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:'''Clark''': I guess this a bad time to ask for a favor?
:'''Chloe''': Are you kidding me? The amount of times you saved my butt you can pull a coin from the favor bank anytime you need. What's up?
:'''Clark''': Somebody sent me a 50-inch plasma with all the bells and whistles; forgot to sign the gift card.
:'''Chloe''': Clark, that's not a problem. That's winning the Trifecta. When's movie night?

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:'''Lana''': Actually, I wasn't your only visitor. Clark stopped by earlier.
:'''Lex''': Really?
:'''Lana''': Yeah.
:'''Lex''': It's too bad it takes a near-death experience to bring old friends together.

=== ''Oracle'' ===

:''[Clark and Chloe sneak into Lionel's office at night.]''
:'''Clark''': Let's look for anything my dad might be warning me about.
:'''Chloe''': Okay, it might take a minute. I can't exactly search for a file called "My Evil Scheme".

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:''[Clark is choking Lionel with Fine [as Jonathan] behind him]''
:'''Fine [as Jonathan]''': Yeah, so go on, son, and avenge my death.
:'''Lionel''': Your father would never make you a murderer, Clark.
:'''Fine [as Jonathan]''': Kill him!

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:'''Lex''': One more thing, Clark. Lana called me. I don't want to hear you rifling through her stuff like a crazy roommate again. If you want something from me, don't go running to Lana to find it. You really crossed the line.
:'''Clark''': All those years we were friends, were you just waiting for me to step aside, so you could swoop in and make your move?
:'''Lex''': I don't know, Clark. All those years you told Lana you loved her, were you just waiting to walk away and break her heart? Look, there's a natural tendency to blame the person who's replaced you. I get that. But I didn't take Lana from you. You lost her all by yourself.

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:'''Lois''': I thought you would be outside Lana's dorm with your binoculars by now.
:'''Clark''': I appreciate your concern, but Lana and I are none of your business.
:'''Lois''': Please, Smallville, I've had three exes put under military surveillance. I'm hardly qualified to deal out post-relationship tact. But...it's for some tough love. Lana's going to move on.
:'''Clark''': She already has -- Lex.
:'''Lois''': And it sucks, but you gotta trust your gut that you did this for a reason. For whatever reasons guys have for dumping hot, smart, fun girls these days. Look, give her some space, Clark. Your whole night-stalker routine? That's gonna any good feelings that Lana has for you.
:'''Clark''': If there are any.
:'''Lois''': Look, sometimes you gotta tuck your feelings away until it's the right time. Like stuffing dollars into a piggy bank for a bike you can't quite afford.
:'''Clark''': Except I can't quite imagine there is anyone is out there.
:'''Lois''': Oh, you never know, Clark. Even if you finally crack open that piggy bank, you found all this time you haven't been saving for a bike. You been really saving it for a Harley.
:'''Clark''': There are times when think you don't know me at all...and others where I think you know me better than anyone.
:'''Lois''': That's what I'm here for, Smallville -- one save at a time.

=== ''Vessel'' ===

:'''Professor Fine''': Humans. They are so fragile. They'll never survive without their technology, no matter how crude. Take that away and they'll devolve back to the animals they really are.

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:'''Clark''': If you thought this friendship was so doomed from the beginning, then why did you fight so hard to keep it?
:'''Lex''': Because I wanted everything you had; the family, the inconspicuous life, the loyal girlfriend. Well, at least I walked away with the part you love the most.

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:'''Clark''': Jor-El wants me to kill the person who will be the vessel. Zod will possess a human form, destroy Earth just as he did Krypton. But I can't kill anyone. You of all people should know that.
:'''Lionel''': Clark, the real test of a hero is knowing when the greater good will be served by an evil act. To save the Earth, the cost of one life is the price that must be paid.
:'''Clark''': Even if that life is your son?

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:'''Lex''': Ever since that day on the bridge, you've always seen yourself as my savior; the one thing that would pull me off the dark path I'd started. See, that's why you cling to the idea that there's still some good in me. You don't want to face the fact that you might have failed.
:'''Clark''': Or maybe I just can't believe that someone would have so little willpower.
:'''Lex''': It's a little hard to compete with the iron willpower it takes to kill one of your best friends.

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:'''Zod [in Lex]''': You have your father's eyes... hello, Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': Where's Lex?
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': Lex is dead.
:'''Clark''': Why are you here?
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': For the same reason as anyone who'd been imprisoned like a beast. Revenge. Your father banished me to an eternal hell, trying to save a doomed race. But, in the end, the only survivor of his pathetic crusade was his son.
:'''Clark''': Then this is between us. These people have done nothing to harm you.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': No. But you feel no pain greater than to see others in agony.
:'''Clark''': I won't let you destroy this planet like you did Krypton.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': You don't have a choice. Unless you join me.
:'''Clark''': I'll never join you.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': I hope that's a decision you'll be able to live with... forever.

== Season 6 ==

=== ''Zod'' ===

:'''Martha''': Every world needs its heroes, Clark. They inspire us to be better than we are. And they protect us from the darkness that's just around the corner.

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:'''Martha''': I've lost my husband and now my son because of your games!
:'''Jor-El''': We have both lost much, Martha Kent. But you must put aside your anguish if you wish to save your world.

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:'''Raya''': Zod is a soldier. He will kill you.
:'''Clark''': If there was a way for you to save everyone you loved, wouldn't you risk dying?
:'''Raya''': You truly are your father's son.

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:'''Zod [in Lex]''': So easily beaten. Disappointing.
:'''Clark''': I won't let you destroy Earth, like you did Krypton.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': Jor-El couldn't stop me, and neither will his son.
:'''Clark''': Then I'll die trying.
:'''Zod [in Lex]''': But you won't be the only one. These humans you care so much about... swear your allegiance to me, and I'll allow the ones you love the most to live...Kneel before Zod.

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:'''Lex''': Look, I can never make up for what happened. All I can do is move forward and try to rebuild everything I've damaged.
:'''Lana''': That might not be easy.
:'''Lex''': Well, nothing worth it ever is.

=== ''Sneeze'' ===

:'''Lex''': Well I forgot what a concerned parent you are. That's why you're having me followed, isn't it? To make sure I don't destroy the rest of the world?
:'''Lionel''': If I were having you followed, son, you would never know it. I can guarantee you that.

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:'''Chloe''': When you escaped from that Kryptonian [[w:Land of the Lost|Land of the Lost]], I bet you didn’t think that you’d be rewarded by having to save Lex Luthor while battling a raging head cold, huh?
:'''Clark''': Not exactly the goodbye gift I was expecting, no.
:'''Chloe''': I guess heroes don’t get sick days.

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, with a sneeze like yours, that says a lot about your lung capacity. Now just take a really deep breath and blow it out as hard as you can.
:'''Clark''': That's a steel door, it's not a birthday cake.
:'''Chloe''': I don't see anything else working. Come on, let's see what you got. Huff, puff, and blow this door down. ''[Clark blows]'' Good thing you didn't have garlic today.

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:'''Chloe''': You just take care of that cold. We've enough natural disasters around here without having to worry about Hurricane Clark looming off the coast.

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:'''Lois''': Miracles really do happen: man walked on the moon, call waiting was created, and Lois Lane got her first by-line on the front page of the Inquisitor.
:'''Chloe''': Hey, that's great, Lo. I don't know how I feel about the alien angle, but...
:'''Lois''': I wasn't too crazy about the E.T. spin, either, but my editor insisted it'd help sell papers, so...
:'''Clark''': Well, let's hear it for journalistic integrity.
:'''Lois''': Look, I swear, you guys, when I was writing that article, I don't know... I don't think I've ever been happier in my life. The thrill of discovery, the clacking of keys, the scent of fresh ink. Yeah, I think I've finally found my calling.

=== ''Wither'' ===

:'''Lex''': Happiness is just a feeling of euphoria. It's your brain chemistry going into overdrive. That's why so many relationships fail when the honeymoon ends and reality sets in.
:'''Lana''': Wow, have you always been such a romantic?

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:'''Clark''': Hey, how goes life living with Lois?
:'''Chloe''': Closer to coffee, further from sanity, but, you know, until Metropolis University reopens, I guess... what is it they say about a gift horse?
:'''Clark''': "Stay away from the mouth," which is difficult because Lois uses hers so much.

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:'''Lex''': You've always had an eye for beauty. It's a Latin name, formositas falsus. "Beauty that belies a dark nature."
:'''Clark''': So, even your plants have hidden agendas.
:'''Lex''': Well, I guess it all comes down to survival of the fittest. Doesn't it?
:'''Clark''': A strange vine has cropped up over the ridge at Lone Pine. It's attacking people.
:'''Lex''': And naturally you came to my little shop of horrors to foil my ingenious plot to repopulate the planet with vegetation. Sorry, Clark. I'm all out of evil.

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:'''Lois''': ''[to Oliver]'' Well, I wasn't going to give it to you, but the tights... you're totally pulling it off.
:'''Lex''': You should see him in a tutu.
:'''Oliver Queen''': Lex Luthor... with a girl that he doesn't have to inflate.

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:'''Gloria''': Kryptonians, always so hard and cold.
:'''Clark''': You can't go home. I can't let you stay. What are we gonna do?
:'''Gloria''': We'll have to let nature decide.

=== ''Arrow'' ===

:'''Oliver''': This is funny. You know, the way Lois talked about you, I thought you were gonna be a little bit more of a...
:'''Clark''': Little more what? Of a geek?
:'''Lois''': Well, you're not exactly jumping the velvet ropes at nightclubs, so...
:'''Clark''': It's really nice to see that Lois has found someone who can overlook her personality.
:'''Oliver''': Oh, don't worry about it, Clark. If I lived under the same roof with such a beautiful woman, I probably would mask my feelings in sarcasm, too.

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:'''Oliver''': [discussing Lois investigating the Green Arrow] Look, forget about this guy for the weekend. I can have you in Cancun by sunset, sipping margaritas.
:'''Lois''': Well, as much as I'd love to be your beach bimbo, the only person I'll be spending my weekend with is into leather and has a perverted fetish for archery.

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:'''Green Arrow''': Looks like I'm not the only one with a secret. I hate to break it to you, tough guy, but you're on the wrong side.
:'''Clark''': I'm not sure the police would agree.
:'''Green Arrow''': Look around you. The days of the good guy running the show are over.

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:'''Chloe''': So, how did you let this guy slip through your fingers?
:'''Clark''': This Green Arrow Bandit's got a lot of gadgets.
:'''Chloe''': Gadgets? Against the Man of Steel?
:'''Clark''': He's good, all right?
:'''Chloe''': Fine, backing off. The Green Arrow Bandit? Is that really the name Lois came up with? If you ask me, I'd lose the "Bandit," but, not my story.

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:'''Green Arrow''': I saved you.
:'''Lois''': Yeah, from goons who were trying to find you. They're not the only one with a "V" for vendetta on your little leather ass.
:'''Green Arrow''': Little? I've been really working the glutes lately, too.
:'''Lois''': Did the humor come with the costume?
:'''Green Arrow''': Did the Tomb Raider routine come from wanting daddy's attention?

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:'''Oliver''': Clark, you have abilities I couldn't even dream of. And I admire that you use them to save the people you're close to.
:'''Clark''': But?
:'''Oliver''': But there's a whole world of people out there, Clark. They need us. With your potential... you can't wait for them to come to you. When you're ready to do something about that, you let me know.

=== ''Reunion'' ===

:'''Oliver''': Clark, I was wondering if my security system would keep someone like you out.
:'''Clark''': Looks like you need an upgrade.
:'''Oliver''': Or you need to learn how to knock.

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:'''Oliver''': I was thinking about developing a boxing-glove arrow, and then I thought, "come up with something a little fancier." ''[shoots an arrow]'' Contained Electromagnetic Pulse. Knocks out everything electrical within an 8-foot radius: cameras, laser systems... pacemakers. That last one was a joke, Clark.
:'''Clark''': I'm laughing on the inside.
:'''Oliver''': Maybe we'll get lucky one day and it'll bubble to the surface.

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:'''Young Lex''': What are you going do?
:'''Duncan''': I'm going help people, like Warrior Angel.
:'''Young Lex''': You better hit the gym. Spandex is tough to pull off.

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:'''Lois''': We've all done things we're not proud of. I just wish that Oliver didn't feel like he had to hide it from me.
:'''Clark''': You know, sometimes in order to protect the people we love, we keep secrets.
:'''Lois''': That is... totally retarded.

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:'''Clark''': Making the wrong choices and living with the consequences... it's not easy, is it?
:'''Oliver''': Speaking from experience, huh?
:'''Clark''': More than I'd like.
:'''Oliver''': You know, we all make bad choices, Clark. All we can do is hope to make the right ones in the future, right?

=== ''Fallout'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Jimmy, this isn't a story. It's a hunch. Besides what were you doing playing stalker-azzi in the middle of the night following Lex Luthor around?
:'''Jimmy Olsen''': Being proactive, hopefully nailing a front-page shot. You don't think some back-alley hand-off is suspicious?
:'''Chloe''': I think Lex Luthor getting out of bed in the morning is suspicious.

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:'''Clark''': I haven't been the best son.
:'''Raya''': Your father was hard on himself, too. He felt guilty that he couldn't save Krypton. His only redemption was sending you to save Earth.
:'''Clark''': Save it from what?
:'''Raya''': Extinction. Your civilization is going to destroy itself, just like Krypton. You should know this. It was part of your training.
:'''Clark''': I haven't started my training. Now the Fortress is damaged. Jor-El tried to warn me, but I didn't listen. I mean, how could I trust someone who brought so much pain into my life?
:'''Raya''': Pain is a part of anyone's journey, Kal-El. You can't escape it. You must accept your destiny.

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:'''Baern''': So this is Jor-El's famed Fortress of knowledge. I thought it'd be bigger.
:'''Clark''': It doesn't matter. You won't be staying long.
:'''Baern''': Big talk, big man. I'm surprised you're still standing. I guess Jor-El was right about how the yellow sun affects you Kryptonian cockroaches. But I'm back. And now, I'm supersized. This is the perfect place for the fall of the House of El. Paying for the sins of your father can be a bitch.

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:'''Martha''': It looks like Krypton gave us more than one hero.

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:'''Clark''': Mom, I know how much you love me and how much dad... but I've always felt different. Because I am. And Raya was the first person I ever met who could really understand that. And I don't think I ever really thought about what I'd lost... a family, a whole race of people who were just like me. For the first time, I'm ready to stop running from who I really am... from my destiny

=== ''Rage'' ===

:'''Lex''': What do you think is faster, an arrow or a bullet?
:'''Green Arrow''': There's only one way to find out.

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:'''Clark''': You're looking awfully healthy.
:'''Oliver''': It's called exercise, Clark. It's something we mere mortals have to do from time to time.
:'''Clark''': According to the Daily Planet, the Green Arrow was shot last night.
:'''Oliver''': If I was shot, don't you think I'd be laying in a hospital or a morgue? I'm not bulletproof like you are, Clark.

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:'''Oliver''': Apparently, you were too busy using your powers to bale hay than to realize there's a crime wave in Metropolis. Let me ask you a question. Are you ever gonna get off your ass and finally do something for a change?
:'''Clark''': I didn't come here to be insulted.
:'''Oliver''': Well you know what? There's the door. I don't remember you being invited.
:'''Clark''': Oliver, what's going on with you?
:'''Oliver''': Clark, I don't need to take advice from someone whose only worry in life is to protect his own identity.

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:'''Clark''': Oliver, you're not a killer!
:'''Oliver''': No, but he is, Clark. You and I both know the world's a better place without Lex Luthor.
:'''Clark''': That's not for us to decide.

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:'''Clark''': What made you come to your senses?
:'''Oliver''': Actually, you did. This whole time, I just wanted to be like Clark Kent, you know? I wanted to... I wanted to have the ability to bring justice to the world without having to worry about getting killed in the process. And then something occurred to me, and I realized that Clark Kent would never take another man's life. I came within an inch of doing just that. I'm not even in your league.
:'''Clark''': Oliver, you do a lot of good in this world. You don't need to be indestructible to be a hero.

=== ''Static'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[to Clark]'' Look, I understand that you feel like all these psychopathic space invaders are your fault, but you can't keep it all inside. You feel the need to carry the world on your shoulders, and that's noble. But there are other people out there who want to help you fight the good fight, and you need to let them in. Because sometimes even heroes need to be saved.

=== ''Subterranean'' ===

:'''Lex''': I thought I told you you're no longer a welcome guest at the mansion.
:'''Clark''': Trust me, Lex, I don't want to be here either. But after what you've done...
:'''Lex''': And exactly what did I do? Did I swat a fly with too much force?

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:'''Chloe''': Come on, Clark, you put a psycho killer away and you reunited a mother with her son. I mean, there are only so many hours in the day.
:'''Clark''': Well, see, that's the thing. No matter how many people I save, I can't solve the world's problems.
:'''Chloe''': I don't know anyone else who does more for this world than you.

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:'''Clark''': You realize the only reason Lex is doing this is to wash his hands of it.
:'''Lana''': Lex had no idea what was going on on that farm.
:'''Clark''': Lana, you don't believe that.
:'''Lana''': Unlike some people I know, Lex doesn't lie to me.
:'''Clark''': Or he just wants his name clear of murder and slavery, so he sends a messenger to do his cleanup work.

=== ''Hydro'' ===

:'''Lois''': I don't get it. Of all the photographers in Metropolis, how is it that you end up with the first shots of our merry archer?
:'''Jimmy''': My connections.
:'''Lois''': No. Really.
:'''Jimmy''': Uh, well, the guy doesn't get out of the Suicide Slums much, so I just hung out there for a few weeks... in my car with my pepper spray and the doors locked.
:'''Lois''': This is it? A bunch of arms and legs? Nice work, hotshot. I mean, you didn't even manage to catch ''one'' shot of his face. All these tell me about Green Arrow is that he needs a band-aid.

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:'''Jimmy''': Preliminary investigation is calling it suicide, but how's a guy who's larger than life drown in two feet of water?
:'''Chloe''': Well, his career was over. And Lake was right; the coroner's report says that Dawson was juiced up on muscle mixers.
:'''Jimmy''': Chloe, come on, you're going to tell me that someone on a 'roid rage is going to lie down in a koi pond and call it a day?

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:'''Clark''': People keep secrets for a reason.
:'''Lois''': I don't know. If you ask me, I think a secret is just a big loophole in the whole "thou shall not lie" clause.
:'''Clark''': There's just no gray area with you, is there?
:'''Lois''': Not when someone I thought I knew better than anyone has been keeping the biggest secret of all.
:'''Clark''': What are you talking about?
:'''Lois''': What would you do if one day you realized someone close to you had a serious hero complex?
:'''Clark''': Hero complex?
:'''Lois''': Hiding his true identity from everyone he supposedly cares about? You can't tell me you wouldn't find something wrong with that.
:'''Clark''': Who exactly are we talking about?

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:'''Chloe''': Clark, before you unload your anger on me, can I just say that I think it is incredibly unfair that everyone trusts me to keep their secrets, and then they turn around and they throw me attitude for keeping someone else's secret! Look, I'm sorry that I had to take a two-second breather from hiding the fact that you are an alien from another planet to protect someone else for a change! God! ''[Clark hugs her]'' You had that coming, you know?
:'''Clark''': For the record... I prefer "intergalactic traveler" over "alien from another planet."

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:'''Chloe''': The craziest part is he chucked a guy across an alley, right? [Lois: Oh yeah] And then supersped away. I mean, WHO does that?
:'''Clark''': Hmm. [pause] It's a good thing when Oliver showed up when he did. Then you know for sure.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, she knew before he showed up.
:'''Clark''': You did?
:'''Chloe''': Ask her how.
:'''Clark''': How?
:'''Lois''': I kissed him.
:'''Chloe''': Isn't that romantic? ''[Clark sighs and nods]'' Oh, I'm sorry Lois. Finish the story. ''[Clark tries to interrupt]'' This is the best part.
:'''Lois''': Hmmm. Well, he was holding me in his arms, and - Ollie's a good kisser, don't get me wrong - but that Green Arrow? He could teach Ollie a thing or two.

=== ''Justice'' ===

:'''Oliver''': Rain check?
:'''Lois''': Sure. I'll just put it next to the rest of the umbrellas you keep handing me. I mean, is it just me or is this relationship all interruptus and no coitus?

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:'''Bart''': I want a lawyer.
:'''Lex''': And I want a ponytail! Disappointment abounds.

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:'''Victor''': Ollie found me. I was living on the streets. He gave me a warm meal, roof over my head.... and a reason to go on living.
:'''Oliver''': Did he just say something nice about me?
:'''A.C.''': Maybe he's starting to rust.
:'''Clark''': A.C., how'd you fall into all this?
:'''A.C.''': I got into a little trouble sinking a whaler off the coast of Japan.
:'''Victor''': A little trouble? That's what you're gonna go with? Ollie had to save your scaly butt from getting filleted.
:'''A.C.''': I would have gotten out of it.
:'''Oliver''': Before or after they packed you into a thousand little tin cans?
:'''Victor''': Well, at least he would have been dolphin-safe.
:'''A.C.''': Fish jokes. That's all I ever get are fish jokes.

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:'''Lex''': You.
:'''Green Arrow''': You remember. I'm touched.
:'''Lex''': Well, it's a little hard to forget. Last time we met, you put an arrow in my chest.
:'''Green Arrow''': You put a bullet in mine. Bygones?
:'''Lex''': Go to hell.
:'''Green Arrow''': You first.

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:'''Victor''': Cyborg to Aquaman. What the hell are you fish-stick?
(A door opens and Cyborg see a lot of guards in the floor)
:'''A.C.''': Why you taken so long?
:'''Victor''': Nice! But please, put-put a shirt.
:'''A.C.''': I swim faster when I´m naked.
:'''Victor''': I bet you do.
:'''A.C.''': (Smiles to Cyborg) You are lucky. I´m still why my pants on.

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:'''Oliver''': Ever since my parents died, I've jumped around from city to city, from continent to continent and in all those years, not once have I regretted leaving anyone. But then I met you.
:'''Lois''': Then stay.
:'''Oliver''': I can't. Because there are more important things in this world than what I want.... and what I love. Someday I can explain why.
:'''Lois''': Don't expect me to be waiting around for that when you get back.
:'''Oliver''': I'm not coming back, Lois. At least not any time soon. I'm sorry. I never wanted to hurt you.
:'''Lois''': Well, you finally got around to it anyway, didn't you?
:'''Oliver''': This is it, the moment, right? The moment that I'm gonna regret for the rest of my life, isn't it?
:'''Lois''': Yes.

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:'''Clark''': Impulse, Cyborg, Aquaman, Green Arrow. What do you guys call your team?
:'''Bart''': I don't know. I've been thinking, you know, that we need something cool. We need something like.... like-
:'''Oliver''': I was thinking about something with the word "justice" in it. After all, that's what Lex is gonna get a big dose of.

=== ''Labyrinth'' ===

:'''Dr. Hudson''': You suffer from paranoid schizophrenia. You have for a number of years... after the death of your birth parents in the Smallville meteor shower.
:'''Clark''': See, it's not true. My birth parents were out of town for the meteor shower.
:'''Dr. Hudson''': You were placed in the wonderful adoptive home of the Kents. But like many children, you invented a make-believe world to help you deal with the trauma you endured. You convinced yourself that you came from another planet, that you possessed special powers and you used them to save humanity.

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:'''John''': You're not crazy, Kal-El. We don't have much time, so listen to me closely. I believe you're from another planet.
:'''Clark''': What makes you say that?
:'''John''': Because like you, I'm not from here. I come from Mars. You can't trust anyone.

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:'''Clark''': I know who I am!
:'''Dr. Hudson''': I'm not sure you do. Your name is Clark Kent, not Kal-El. And Jor-El isn't your father.
:''[Dr. Hudson shows Clark a bottle of soap labeled "Jorel"]''
:'''Woman''': ''[over an intercom]'' Dr. Fine, Dr. Milton Fine, please report to level three, stat.
:'''Dr. Hudson''': When the human mind has faced tremendous emotional pain, it has no choice but to protect itself. You've taken bits and pieces of your surroundings and created an alternate universe where you feel safe and secure. Clark... in a world where you truly have no power, you chose to give yourself superpowers.

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:'''Lana''': Okay. Let's say that I am a hallucination... and that your world really does exist. I'm about to marry your greatest enemy. You're an alien from another planet who's responsible for so much tragedy. Do you really want to live in that reality?
:'''Clark''': I don't know what to believe anymore.
:'''Lana''': Don't you just want to take this treatment and be with me?
:'''Clark''': Of course I want to be with you... more than you could ever imagine.
:'''Lana''': Then stop fighting, please. You've lived like this for so long, carried this burden of being a hero. It's time to just let go and live a normal life.
:'''Clark''': I've never been normal.
:'''Lana''': Your destiny isn't to save the world, Clark. It's to be with me for the rest of our lives.

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:'''Lana''': Are you gonna tell me? What's that look in your eye?
:'''Clark''': I had a dream about you last night.
:'''Lana''': I hope that it wasn't a nightmare.
:'''Clark''': No! We were 10 years old and I gave you a plastic ring from of a gumball machine in Quinn's Market.
:'''Lana''': That's sweet. What was the occasion?
:'''Clark''': It was an engagement ring.
:'''Lana''': So what happened next?
:'''Clark''': [speaking softly] I woke up....

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:'''Clark''': The important part is... you were the one person who believed in me. I don't know what I'd do without you, Chloe.
:'''Chloe''': Oh, is this when I'm supposed to cue the [[w:Barry Manilow|Barry Manilow]] music?

=== ''Crimson'' ===

:'''Clark''': What is it you always say about Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. Our annual sneak peek at hell. That must have been before cupid struck.
:'''Chloe''': Don't you think after being trapped in a front seat to the Clark/Lana opera that I deserve a good V-Day?
:'''Clark''': You're the only person who can make me feel guilty, relieved, and a little sad all in one sentence.
:'''Chloe''': It's a gift.

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:'''Chloe''': Lois and Clark?
:'''Jimmy''': You got to admit, they got chemistry.
:'''Chloe''': Yeah, so do nitroglycerin and peroxide, and I don't suggest putting them together.

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:'''Lois''': Please tell me we weren't just set up.
:'''Clark''': Looks like it.
:'''Lois''': Us. That's like hot fudge and halibut.
:'''Clark''': I take it I'm the halibut.
:'''Lois''': Naturally.

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:'''Lois''': Wait. I knew I'd kissed you before, in the alley. You're Green Arrow.
:'''Clark''': Hardly. I was just pretending to be so you wouldn't know it was Oliver.
:'''Lois''': Oliver? Oh, my god. All those times he disappeared... what is my deal with emotionally unavailable weekend warriors? Thank god I finally found a normal guy.
:'''Clark''': What do you mean "normal"? Oliver's not even in the same league as me.
:'''Lois''': You don't have to be macho just for me. I like the dorky farm boy thing.
:'''Clark''': Dorkier than a hood and a quiver? Just because I don't wear a costume and splash my face all over the papers-
:'''Lois''': Clark! So what if your signature move is driving a tractor? I think it's adorable.
:'''Clark''': You know, Lois, I think that it's time for you to meet the real Clark Kent.

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:'''Lana''': I'm not a competition.
:'''Clark''': You are to Lex. He didn't tell you? He's always wanted everything I've ever had. And you were at the top of that list. You're just a trophy to him. And he's nothing but your consolation prize.

=== ''Trespass'' ===

:'''Jimmy''': Look, Clark, despite our differences, I think that you're a decent guy. Chloe obviously thinks that you can walk on air, so... who am I to stand in the way?
:'''Clark''': Jimmy, hold on.
:'''Jimmy''': But if you hurt her, I don't care how impossibly gigantic you are, I will chop you down like a cherry tree. And that, ain't no lie.
:'''Clark''': It's nice to see that you'd risk ending up in traction to protect Chloe's honor.
:'''Jimmy''': A girl like that... worth spending the rest of my life in a body cast.
:'''Clark''': I feel the same way. As her friend. Nothing more, I swear.

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:'''Martha''': ''[to Lana]'' If you're taking the Luthor name, I guess armed guards and dodging the press go with the gold ring.

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:'''Lex''': Looks like you're working out some issues there.
:'''Clark''': Just doing a little honest work, Lex. You should try it sometime.
:'''Lex''': Why start now? My life's perfect.

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:'''Lex''': I just wanted to take a little sleigh ride down memory lane, visit the scene of the crime. Hey, here's where you took my fiancée after kidnapping her, right before you tried to kill me.
:'''Clark''': I wasn't myself that night... I'm sorry.
:'''Lex''': Sorry? What, that you didn't finish the job? You know, I'm still a bit fuzzy on the details, what with you trying to choke the life out of me, but what fascinates me is how after all that, Lana could still feel safe coming here.
:'''Clark''': That was her choice. I had nothing to do with it.
:'''Lex''': You never do. That's all right. You see, I understand the allure of trying to unravel the mystery of Clark Kent. I suffered from it once too. When I thought you mattered.

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:'''Lex''': ''[to Clark]'' What I want is to make Lana happy for the rest of her life. And I want you to be there on our wedding day... to see what you lost.

=== ''Freak'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Face it, Clark, I'm a walking time bomb.
:'''Clark''': Then consider me your own personal bomb squad.

=== ''Promise'' ===

:'''Lionel''': [reading Lana's letter to Lex] This will destroy Lex...I give you my word Ms. Lang, if you don't honor the promise that you gave my son, or I find out you've told anyone about this conversation I will kill Clark Kent.

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:'''Clark''': I waited for you....
:'''Lana''': Clark!
:'''Clark''': What happened?
:'''Lana''': I'm..I'm really sorry, I didn't mean to hurt you...but I wanna be with Lex
:'''Clark''': That's not true. He got to you didn't he?
:'''Lana''': No, please just believe me and let it go.
:'''Clark''': Let it go?...Let it go? Lana I love you....I love you!

=== ''Combat'' ===

:'''Chloe''': Clark, slow down! I don't have enough money to hire a full-time maid to clean up every time you decide to blow in!
:'''Clark''': What did you find?

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:'''Clark''': How could Lana do it? How could she marry Lex?
:'''Martha''': I don't know Clark, but she made her choice.
:'''Clark''': Or someone made it for her.

=== ''Progeny'' ===

=== ''Nemesis'' ===

:'''Chloe''': ''[on voice mail]'' Hey, Clark, it's me again. Where are you? I feel like your stalker ex-girlfriend, even though I was never your girlfriend. It was just an analogy - a bad one.

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:'''Clark''': I saw Lana the day of the wedding and she was gonna leave you. What did you do her?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. The answer must have gotten lost in that dark abyss we call my soul.

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:'''Clark''': Were we ever really friends, Lex?
:'''Lex''': I don't know. I have nothing to compare it to. You're the only real friend I've ever had, Clark. And somewhere along the way, you saw me as your nemesis, turned your back on me.

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, I've x-rayed these tunnels over a dozen times, and they all just seem to lead to Reeves Dam.
:'''Chloe''': Maybe so, but if Lex is willing to go up against [[w:Tomb Raider|Tomb Raider]] for them, I can't retire my reporter's notebook just yet.

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:'''Lana''': I wonder how Martha Kent would handle hearing that you used her son as a bargaining chip? Tell me what you know.
:'''Lionel''': Well, I see you've embraced wholeheartedly what it means to be a Luthor.

=== ''Noir'' ===

=== ''Prototype'' ===

:''[Clark talks to Lana about Lex.]''
:'''Clark''': Lana, whatever reason you had to go through with the wedding — it was the wrong choice. You have no idea what he is capable of.
:'''Lana''': You'd be surprised what I know.
:'''Clark''': Then why are you still here?
:'''Lana''': We all have our secrets, Clark. Sometimes we have to keep them to protect those we love.

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:'''Lex''': Every time I open my heart to someone, I end up getting hurt. If you ever betrayed me, I don't know what I'd do.
:'''Lana''': I'd never hurt the man I love.

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:'''Clark''': It will be just like old times, like when you first got to Smallville
:'''Lois''': You're just hoping to catch me in the shower again.

=== ''Phantom'' ===

:''[Clark lifts Lionel by his throat]''
:'''Lionel''': Clark, if Lana's spoken to you, I know what you must be thinking, but you've got to listen to me.
:'''Clark''': I've listened to you for too long!
:'''Lionel''': Lex is tracking a wraith from the Phantom Zone. I had to force Lana to marry him. It was the only way she could get close to him to get the information for me I need to help you.
:'''Clark''': No. I never asked for your help. And I never will.
:'''Lionel''': You're not a murderer. You're Kal-El.
:'''Clark''': Don't call me by that name!

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:'''Clark''': Chloe, I told Lana my secret. She knows everything. She knows that... I'm an alien.
:'''Chloe''': Wow. So, I guess we have a new charter member of the Clark Kent secret-keeping club... What did she say?
:'''Clark''': She kissed me.
:'''Chloe''': That's fantastic. You've been wanting this forever. You just... you must be on Cloud 99.
:'''Clark''': I will be as soon as I deal with this Phantom.

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:'''Chloe:''' Look, Lois, take it from someone who's gone up against the Lex Luthor army more than once. Not only will victory remain elusive, but you're almost certain to step on a land mine in the process.
:'''Lois:''' I'm the general's daughter, remember? I live for battle.

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:'''Clark''': ''[Clark superspeeds into Reeves Dam and pushes Lex up against the wall]'' She was your wife, Lex. Why did you do it?
:'''Lex''': Now is not the time to lecture me about my marriage, Clark.
:'''Clark''': Why'd you do it? Just tell me!
:'''Lex''': GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!
:'''Clark''': You afraid she was gonna bring you down, or was it just too humiliating for you that she was gonna leave you? Why'd you have to kill her? Why?
:'''Lex''': No.
:'''Clark''': No. You don't to need act so surprised. You're the one who killed her. You put a bomb in her car. You're the one who killed her!

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:'''Clark''': I don't understand. None of this makes any sense.
:'''Lionel''': It was when Lex was possessed with Zod. I became possessed with all your father's knowledge. I found myself writing, in Kryptonian, the symbol for power.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': It was a beacon. The same beacon Jor-El used when he needed me.
:'''Clark''': You knew my father?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': I worked for Jor-El, bringing criminals to justice. When Krypton was on the verge of annihilation, he asked me to keep an eye out for you.
:'''Clark''': Where have you been all these years?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Watching from a distance.
:'''Lionel''': Your father wanted you to pass the test without any help. He wasn't to interfere unless it was absolutely necessary.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': When you unleashed those phantoms, your life was at stake. I didn't have a choice.
:'''Lionel''': Like what happened at the docks in Seattle.
:'''Clark''': When that phantom infected my mind?
:'''Lionel''': That's right.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Unfortunately, I've lost a step since then.
:'''Clark''': What happened?
:'''Martian Manhunter''': Nothing.
:''[Clark opens Martian Manhunter's jacket and sees he was injured]''
:'''Clark''': That doesn't look like nothing.
:'''Martian Manhunter''': I had a run-in with the last phantom. I have to leave Earth's atmosphere to heal, but first I must complete the job I started.

== Season 7 ==

=== '''Bizarro'''===

=== '''Kara''' ===

:'''Kara''': The House of El has a lot of family secrets that nobody ever discussed. As humans would say, we were... dysfunctional.

=== '''Fierce''' ===

=== '''Cure''' ===

=== '''Action'''===

=== '''Lara''' ===

=== '''Wrath''' ===

:'''Lois Lane''': What? I can't believe you've never had famous franks before!
:'''Grant Gabriel''': I can't believe anyone's had famous franks. That thing could survive a nuclear holocaust!

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:''[Grant kisses Lois.]''
:'''Grant Gabriel''': I'm glad I got that off my chest.
:'''Lois Lane''': Wow. If news of that spread through the mail room I'd have my name on your door by tomorrow. That's sexual harassment.
:''[Lois kisses Grant.]''
:'''Lois Lane''': But that wasn't.

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:'''Lana Lang''': I would do anything for Clark.
:'''Chloe Sullivan''': Even kill. What a lucky guy!

=== '''Blue''' ===

:'''Lara''': Jor-El? Is that you?
:'''Clark Kent''': I'm Kal-El.
:'''Lara''': Kal-El... My son, my beautiful boy. You're a man now.

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:'''Grant Gabriel''': Ok everybody, time to stop talking, start reporting! You're journalists, not stargazers, let's move!

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:'''Jor-El''': You have chosen to defy me. This defiance cannot go without consequences.

=== '''Gemini''' ===

=== '''Persona''' ===

:''[Bizarro finds Brainiac.]''
:'''Bizarro''': Look at yourself, you can barely catch a rat.
:'''Brainiac''': I am the brain interactive construct. No matter my form, my intellect remains formidable. Do not underestimate me.

=== '''Siren''' ===

:''[Dinah is invited to join Green Arrow's Justice League.]''
:'''Dinah Lance''': I'm not really a team player.
:'''Oliver Queen''': Good. Then you'll fit right in.

=== '''Fracture''' ===

=== '''Hero''' ===

=== '''Traveler''' ===
:'''Chloe''': [''to Jor-El, in the Fortress of Solitude''] Out of all the planets across the universe you decided to send your only son to this one, to Earth! You trusted us to protect him! Now please, Jor-El, I need you to trust me. I love your son! He's in danger and he needs our help!

:'''Patricia Swann''': My father often reminded me that despite the power of the sun, it's always night on half the planet. For all the good you do, there will always be darkness, people who would kill you or abuse your power for their own gain. Lionel Luthor is just one of many.

=== '''Veritas''' ===

:'''Clark''': Then why has he [Brainiac] turned his attention toward you?
:'''Kara''': I don't know. But when we go up against him, it would be helpful if were on the same playing field. Or should I say ''sky''?

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:'''Clark''': Not helping.
:'''Kara''': I'm sorry, Yeah, I know. It… but it's just really easy. Just up, up and away.

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:'''Lois''': Okay. Better make sure that camera is loaded with ammo because I got tomorrow's headline. "Daughter of Nobel-Winning Astronomer Murdered."

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:'''Jimmy''': That Swann woman they fished out of the lake last night?
:'''Lois''': Yeah.
:'''Jimmy''': I thought that she drowned.
:'''Lois''': More like sank. Kind of hard to swim after you've been shot.

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:'''Lionel''': No, I've repented.
:'''Chloe''': That's right, you're an intensely spiritual man. You amassed all the power a human could until you found out about Clark. Befriending him is the closest thing you'll get to seeing God.

=== '''Descent''' ===
Chloe: Long night. It's good to see the sun again.

Clark: It's too bad Lionel's not here to see it.

Chloe: Lex closed the funeral to any and all guests. In other word's Lex is the only one invited.

Clark: Lionel deserves better.

Chloe: At least we know how Lionel truly felt about you. I mean, he thought of you as his second son.

Clark: Another person who treated me like a son and died because of it.

Chloe: -Clark--

Clark: -Jor-El died getting me on that ship. My dad died of a heart attack from the powers he took on protecting me. And now Lionel's been murdered for protecting my secret.

Chloe: They did die for you, Clark. But ultimately, they died for all of us. There was a reason those men were in your life. Each of them added something to the man that you are today.

Clark: How could Lex have done it? How does a son... ...murder his own father?

Chloe: Total absence of love. Some say that's the definition of evil. You have to get those keys away from Lex, Clark, before he kills anyone else.

Clark: He's not gonna to have the chance. I won't let him.

=== '''Sleeper''' ===

=== '''Apocalypse''' ===

=== '''Quest''' ===

=== '''Arctic''' ===
Lex Luthor: "I loved you like a brother, Clark, but I'm sorry it had to end this way."

== Season 8 ==

==='''Odyssey'''===
:'''Lois:''' I can’t believe it, one alarm clock malfunction and suddenly you’re demoted and sent to deliverance territory. What the hell are you doing here? 
:'''Clark:''' I’m… 
:'''Man:''' You know him? 
:'''Lois:''' Yes. 
:'''Clark:''' No. 
:'''Lois:''' He wishes he didn’t know me. I thought I dropped you at your cell. 
:'''Man:''' We’ll take him back. 
:'''Lois:''' And send me to the Sahara? One demotion this week is enough. 
:'''Man:''' I’ll handle him. 

----

:'''Lois:''' What are you doing here. 
:'''Clark:''' I heard they have good espresso. 
:'''Lois:''' You disappear for a month and come back with a sense of humor? 
:'''Clark:''' I’ve been tracking Chloe down, the question is how did you get here? 
:'''Lois:''' Feminine charm. 
:'''Clark:''' (scoffs) 
:'''Lois:''' Yes I do have some. 
:'''Clark:''' Great job protecting your short supply of it. 
:'''Lois:''' Why don’t you give your stand up a rest and do exactly as I tell you, that way we can find Chloe and stay alive at the same time. 

----

:'''Clark:''' You mind not pointing that thing at me? 
:'''Lois:''' God Clark, I’m not aiming at you. What?! I’m not! Besides it’s only your kneecap. 
:'''Clark:''' Well that makes me feel a lot better. 
:'''Lois:''' Look I know that you’re nervous Smallville but you gotta remember I grew up around green berets and navy seals not cornstalks and jersey cows. So stick with me, I’ll protect you, you’ll be fine. 
:'''Clark:''' Chloe. 
:'''Lois:''' Out of the way Smallville. Chloe! 
:'''Chloe:''' Lois look behind you, watch out! 

----

:'''Clark:''' Oh, I’m sorry is this bothering you? 
:'''Lois:''' The chair or you in it? 
:'''Clark:''' Lois, I um… I wanted to say, I thought you did well out there. You really earned your stripes at your dad’s boot camp. 
:'''Lois:''' Thanks. And as for you, you actually surprised me. I mean for your first attempt at heroism. 
:'''Clark:''' Well I better get going. I’ll see you bright and early Monday morning. 
:'''Lois:''' Woah, woah, why Monday? What do you mean bright and early? 
:'''Clark:''' Lois. You’re the one that gave me the application. You’re looking at the newest recruit for the Daily Planet. 
:'''Lois:''' That’s great. What made you change your mind? 
:'''Clark:''' I guess I wanted to be in the middle of the action. 
:'''Lois:''' Good for you. So, are you going to be starting down in the mailroom? 
:'''Clark:''' I’m going to be a little closer to home. Looks like we’re going to be neighbors Lane.
:'''Lois:''' You gotta be kidding me. 

----

:'''Oliver''': I'd be careful, Clark. Pretty soon, you'll be sporting a homemade costume and leading a double identity just like the rest of us.
:'''Dinah''': You might want to try a little more formfitting.

==='''Plastique'''===

==='''Toxic'''===

==='''Instinct'''===

==='''Committed'''===

==='''Prey'''===

==='''Identity'''===

:'''Lois''': Well, if you like covering robbery and homicide, you've come to the right place. The crime rate's so high there's actually a "no vacancy sign" in front of county jail.
:'''Sebastian''': Really? Metropolis seems like a safe haven compared to some of the places I've covered.
:'''Lois''': Really? Like where, the gates of Hell?

==='''Bloodline'''===

==='''Abyss'''===

==='''Bride'''===

==='''Legion'''===

:'''Clark''': Hey, it's nice to see the kinder, gentler Chloe.
:'''Chloe''': Nothing like having a binary bad guy cleansed from your system to put a spring back in your step.

==='''Bulletproof'''===

==='''Power'''===

==='''Requiem'''===

==='''Infamous'''===

==='''Turbulence'''===

==='''Hex'''===

:'''Lois''': Hey! One year closer to the sweet release of death!
:'''Chloe''': How wonderfully morbid.
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:'''Zatanna''': Rough birthday, huh?
:'''Chloe''': You ever seen the napalm scene in Apocalypse Now? More fire, less cake.
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:'''Zatanna''': I can't ever totally make it up to you or your friends but I would like to try to make sure that something like this doesn't happen again.
:'''Oliver''': Here's a thought... don't do it again.

==='''Eternal'''===

==='''Stiletto'''===

:'''Lois''': I'll get my best men on it... and when I say men, I mean me because I work in the basement.
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:'''Lois''': Okay, obviously there's been some sort of mistake. It's not like I squeezed into 5" booted heels for my health.
:'''Hostess''': Miss Lane, there's simply nothing I can do.
:'''Lois''': Actually, there is. You can tell Edward R. Murrow that he can kiss this cub reporter's sweet...
:'''Chloe''': Lois!

==='''Beast'''===

==='''Injustice'''===

==='''Doomsday'''===

:'''Lois''': You just want to take over the world with some alien nation.
:'''Tess''': I am trying to ''save'' the world.
:'''Lois''': What's wrong with Greenpeace?

== Season 9 ==

=== Savior ===

:'''Chloe''': Dr. Hamilton.
:'''Dr. Hamilton''': If you would be so kind as to lower the 9mm Jericho 941. I prefer "Emil."

=== Metallo ===
:'''Chloe''': Lois means something to you, something more.

=== Rabid ===

=== Echo ===

=== Roulette ===

:'''Chloe''': You were living like you had a death wish, Oliver. You had to face your demons if you were ever going to make it out alive. And I had to push you over the ledge in order to pull you back.
:'''Oliver''': Did you have to push with a 3-ton truck?
:'''Chloe''': I didn't think a tricycle would be a strong enough point.
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:'''Oliver''': You saved my life, Chloe. Both the myth... and the man.
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:'''Oliver''': You've done a hell of a job keeping the world safe on your own, Clark. I'm here to help you now.
:'''Clark''': Good. Something tells me...soon the world will need all the help we can get.

=== Crossfire ===

=== Kandor ===

=== Idol ===

=== Pandora ===

=== Disciple ===
'''Clark:''' "That's PDA #5, not that I'm keeping track."

=== Absolute Justice ===

:'''Oliver''': ''(walking into Watchtower)'' Anyone home?
:'''Chloe''': What's up?
:'''Oliver''': Nothing, actually. I, uh, I thought I'd stop by and see if anyone's hungry.
:'''John Jones''': I could use some dinner. Chloe?
:'''Chloe''': Uh, sure. You're buying, Mr. Queen.
:'''John Jones''': Don't look at me, I'm living off a policeman's salary.
:'''Oliver''': Ah, fine. Dessert's on you.
:'''John Jones''': On Mars, we never had dessert. But I have grown especially fond of cookies.

=== Warrior ===

=== Persuasion ===

=== Conspiracy ===

=== Escape ===

=== Checkmate ===

=== Upgrade ===

== See also ==
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Miscellaneous:

:'''Victoria Hardwick''': We could have been great together.
:'''Lex Luthor''': I plan on being great all by myself.

== Cast ==

* [[w:Tom Welling|Tom Welling]] - [[w:Clark Kent (Smallville)|Clark Kent]]
* [[w:Allison Mack|Allison Mack]] - [[w:Chloe Sullivan|Chloe Sullivan]]
* [[w:Kristin Kreuk|Kristin Kreuk]] - [[w:Lana Lang (Smallville)|Lana Lang]] (Season 1 - 8)
* [[w:Michael Rosenbaum|Michael Rosenbaum]] - [[w:Lex Luthor (Smallville)|Lex Luthor]] (Season 1 - 7)
* [[w:Eric Johnson (actor)|Eric Johnson]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Whitney Fordman|Whitney Fordman]] (Season 1 - 2; 4)
* [[w:Sam Jones III|Sam Jones III]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Pete Ross|Pete Ross]] (Seasons 1 - 3; 7)
* [[w:Annette O'Toole|Annette O'Toole]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Martha Kent|Martha Kent]] (Seasons 1 - 6; 9)
* [[w:John Schneider (television actor)|John Schneider]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jonathan Kent|Jonathan Kent]] (Seasons 1 - 5; 10)
* [[w:John Glover (actor)|John Glover]] - [[w:Lionel Luthor|Lionel Luthor]] (Season 1 - 7; 10)
* [[w:Erica Durance|Erica Durance]] - [[w:Lois Lane (Smallville)|Lois Lane]] (Season 4 - present)
* [[w:Jensen Ackles|Jensen Ackles]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jason Teague|Jason Teague]] (Season 4)
* [[w:Justin Hartley|Justin Hartley]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Oliver Queen|Oliver Queen]] (Season 6 - present)
* [[w:Aaron Ashmore|Aaron Ashmore]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Jimmy Olsen|Jimmy Olsen]] (Season 6 - 8)
* [[w:Laura Vandervoort|Laura Vandervoort]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Kara|Kara]] (Season 7 - 8; 10)
* [[w:Cassidy Freeman|Cassidy Freeman]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Tess Mercer|Tess Mercer]] (Season 8 - present)
* [[w:Sam Witwer|Sam Witwer]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Davis Bloome|Davis Bloome]] (Season 8)
* [[w:Callum Blue|Callum Blue]] - [[w:Characters of Smallville#Zod|Zod]] (Season 9)

== External links ==

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*[http://www.ilovesmallville.com Watch Smallville online]

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Kick-Ass (film)

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'''''Kick-Ass''''' is a superhero film based on the [[w:Kick-Ass|comic book of the same name]] by [[w:Mark Millar|Mark Millar]] and [[w:John Romita, Jr|John Romita, Jr]]. The film is directed by [[w:Matthew Vaughn|Matthew Vaughn]], produced by actor [[w:Brad Pitt|Brad Pitt]], the script written by Vaughn and [[w:Jane Goldman|Jane Goldman]]. The film premiered March 26, 2010 in the United Kingdom and April 16, 2010 in the United States.

The film tells the story of teenager Dave Lizewski who sets out to become a real life superhero only to get caught up in a bigger fight. He meets ''Big Daddy'', a former cop who, in his quest to bring down an evil drug lord, ''Frank D'Amico'', has trained his 11-year-old daughter to be the ruthless vigilante ''Hit-Girl''.

== Cast ==
* [[w:Aaron Johnson (actor)|Aaron Johnson]] as Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass
* [[w:Nicolas Cage|Nicolas Cage]] as Damon Macready/Big Daddy.
* [[w:Chloë Moretz|Chloë Grace Moretz]] as Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl.
* [[w:Mark Strong|Mark Strong]] as Frank D'Amico, head of a criminal organization.
* [[w:Christopher Mintz-Plasse|Christopher Mintz]] as Chris D'Amico/Red Mist
* [[w:Lyndsy Fonseca|Lyndsy Fonseca]] as Katie Deauxma
* [[w:Clark Duke|Clark Duke]] as Marty
* [[w:Xander Berkeley|Xander Berkeley]] as Detective Gigante
* [[w:Omari Hardwick|Omari Hardwick]] as Sergeant Marcus Williams

== Taglines ==
"Shut up. Kick Ass."

"I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass."

----

Kick-Ass:
"With no power comes no responsibility."

Kick-Ass: How do I get a hold of you? 
Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Big Daddy: You're gonna be fine, babydoll!

Hit-Girl: "OK, you cunts, let's see what you can do now"

Big Daddy: "You know who owes that kid a childhood? FRANK D'AMICO!"

Red Mist:
Wait 'til they get a load of me! -- quoting the Joker from [[Batman (1989 film)]]

Red Mist: "That's right we're superheroes you love us."

Frank D'Amico (in mockingly childish falsetto): Mommy! I want a kick-ass party! Dumb little fucks.

Bodyguard: "Fuck this, I'm getting the bazooka!"

Bodyguard: Everything is under control (shots fire off in the background and he grabs the bazooka) 
Red Mist: Under control... you're grabbing a fucking bazooka you dumbass.

Bodyguard (about to fire a bazooka): "Say hello to my little friend!" -- quoting Tony Montana from [[Scarface]]

Kick-Ass: (While attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who'd gotten stuck on a billboard,) "FUCK YOU, Mister Bitey!"

Dave/Kick-Ass: "Doesn't it bother you guys that everyone wants to be Paris Hilton, and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?" 
Marty: "Yeah, I don't get that- she's got like, NO tits."

== External links ==
{{wikipedia|Kick-Ass}}
{{Commons}}
* [http://kickass-themovie.com/ Kick-Ass The Movie] official website
* [http://www.myspace.com/kickassmovie Kick-Ass] official [[w:MySpace|MySpace]]
* {{imdb title|1250777|Kick-Ass}}

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Kick-Ass (film)

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'''''Kick-Ass''''' is a superhero film based on the [[w:Kick-Ass|comic book of the same name]] by [[w:Mark Millar|Mark Millar]] and [[w:John Romita, Jr|John Romita, Jr]]. The film is directed by [[w:Matthew Vaughn|Matthew Vaughn]], produced by actor [[w:Brad Pitt|Brad Pitt]], the script written by Vaughn and [[w:Jane Goldman|Jane Goldman]]. The film premiered March 26, 2010 in the United Kingdom and April 16, 2010 in the United States.

The film tells the story of teenager Dave Lizewski who sets out to become a real life superhero only to get caught up in a bigger fight. He meets ''Big Daddy'', a former cop who, in his quest to bring down an evil drug lord, ''Frank D'Amico'', has trained his 11-year-old daughter to be the ruthless vigilante ''Hit-Girl''.

== Cast ==
* [[w:Aaron Johnson (actor)|Aaron Johnson]] as Dave Lizewski/Kick-Ass
* [[w:Nicolas Cage|Nicolas Cage]] as Damon Macready/Big Daddy.
* [[w:Chloë Moretz|Chloë Grace Moretz]] as Mindy Macready/Hit-Girl.
* [[w:Mark Strong|Mark Strong]] as Frank D'Amico, head of a criminal organization.
* [[w:Christopher Mintz-Plasse|Christopher Mintz]] as Chris D'Amico/Red Mist
* [[w:Lyndsy Fonseca|Lyndsy Fonseca]] as Katie Deauxma
* [[w:Clark Duke|Clark Duke]] as Marty
* [[w:Xander Berkeley|Xander Berkeley]] as Detective Gigante
* [[w:Omari Hardwick|Omari Hardwick]] as Sergeant Marcus Williams

== Taglines ==
"Shut up. Kick Ass."

"I can't see through walls. But I can kick your ass."

----

Kick-Ass:
"With no power comes no responsibility."

Kick-Ass: How do I get a hold of you? 
Hit Girl: You just contact the mayor's office, he has a special signal he shines in the sky. It's in the shape of a giant cock.

Big Daddy: You're gonna be fine, babydoll!

Hit-Girl: "OK, you cunts, let's see what you can do now"

Big Daddy: "You know who owes that kid a childhood? FRANK D'AMICO!"

Red Mist:
Wait 'til they get a load of me! -- quoting the Joker from [[Batman (1989 film)]]

Red Mist: "That's right we're superheroes you love us."

Frank D'Amico (in mockingly childish falsetto): Mommy! I want a kick-ass party! Dumb little fucks.

Bodyguard: "Fuck this, I'm getting the bazooka!"

Bodyguard: Everything is under control (shots fire off in the background and he grabs the bazooka)
Red Mist: Under control... you're grabbing a fucking bazooka you dumbass.

Bodyguard (about to fire a bazooka): "Say hello to my little friend!" -- quoting Tony Montana from [[Scarface]]

Kick-Ass: (While attempting to rescue a stubborn cat named 'Mister Bitey' who'd gotten stuck on a billboard,) "FUCK YOU, Mister Bitey!"

Dave/Kick-Ass: "Doesn't it bother you guys that everyone wants to be Paris Hilton, and nobody wants to be Spider-Man?" 
Marty: "Yeah, I don't get that- she's got like, NO tits."

== External links ==
{{wikipedia|Kick-Ass}}
{{Commons}}
* [http://kickass-themovie.com/ Kick-Ass The Movie] official website
* [http://www.myspace.com/kickassmovie Kick-Ass] official [[w:MySpace|MySpace]]
* {{imdb title|1250777|Kick-Ass}}

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Lost (TV series)

2010-05-08T06:15:41Z

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'''''[[w:Lost (TV series)|Lost]]''''' (2004-) is a television series, created by [[w:J.J. Abrams|J.J. Abrams]] and Damon Lindelof, about the aftermath of a plane crash on a mysterious tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific.

Please see the '''discussion''' page for formatting and inclusion guidelines.

== Season One ==
=== ''Pilot, Part One'' [1.1] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[about airplane turbulence]'' It's normal.
:'''[[w:Rose Henderson|Rose]]''': Oh, I know, I just never been a really good flyer. My husband keeps reminding me that planes wanna be in the air.
:'''Jack''': He sounds like a very smart man.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': ''[as she is about to stitch up Jack's wound]'' Any color preference?
:'''Jack''': Nah, standard black.
:'''Kate''': I might throw up on you.
:'''Jack''': You're doing fine.

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:'''Jack''': ''[as Boone is trying to give CPR to Rose]'' Stop! Her head's not tilted back enough, you're blowing air into her stomach.
:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Are you sure? That was exactly what I was doing. I'm a lifeguard, I'm licensed.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, well you seriously need to think about giving that license back.
:'''Boone''': Maybe we should do one of those hole things? You know, stick the pen in the throat?
:'''Jack''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, good idea, you go get me a pen!
:'''Boone''': Hey, does anyone have a pen?

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Hey guys, is this normal? Day turning into night sort of end-of-the-world type weather? Is this... Guys?

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': You'd think they would've come by now.
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': What? Who?
:'''Sayid''': Anyone.

=== ''Pilot, Part Two'' [1.2] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': That’s French! The French are coming! I’ve never been so happy to hear the French!

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Someone else was stranded here?
:'''Charlie''': Guys... where are we?

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[talking about '''[[w:Backgammon|Backgammon]]''', a game he is playing with Walt]'' Two players, two sides. One is light, one is dark.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': How do you know how to do all that?
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I was a military communications officer.
:'''Hurley''': Oh yeah? You ever see battle?
:'''Sayid''': I fought in the Gulf War.
:'''Hurley''': No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?
:'''Sayid''': The Republican Guard.

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:''[Sawyer has just shot a charging polar bear.]''
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Where did that come from?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?
:'''Kate''': Not the bear--the gun.
:'''Sawyer''': I got it off one of the bodies.
:'''Sayid''': One of the bodies.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, one of the bodies.
:'''Shannon''': People don't carry guns on planes.
:'''Sawyer''': They do if they're a U.S. Marshal, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.
:'''Kate''': How do you know that?
:'''Sawyer''': I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!
:'''Kate''': So why do you think he's a Marshal?
:'''Sawyer''': Because he had a clip-on badge. I took that, too. Thought it was cool.

=== ''Tabula Rasa'' [1.3] ===

:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': If we tell them what we know, we take away their hope... and hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.
:'''[[w:Kate Austin|Kate]]''': So we lie.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
:'''Jack''': Yeah? And where are you?
:'''Sawyer''': Me? I'm in the wild.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Was it a dinosaur?
:'''Jack''': It wasn't a dinosaur.
:'''Hurley''': If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?
:'''Jack''': Cause dinosaurs are extinct.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, yeah, good point.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': So, your, uh... your husband, was he on the flight?
:'''[[w:Claire Littleton|Claire]]''': Oh, no, I'm not married.
:'''Charlie''': Oh.
:'''Claire''': I know. How modern of me.
:'''Charlie''': Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

=== ''Walkabout'' [1.4] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Everyone who was in the rear of the plane is dead.
:'''[[w:Rose Henderson Nadler|Rose]]''': They're probably thinking the same thing about us.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': We can find food. There are plenty of things on this island we can use for sustenance.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': And exactly how are we gonna find this sustenance?
:''[A knife is thrown into the seat next to Sawyer's head, everyone looks at Locke]''
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': We hunt.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': How did you get that on the plane?
:'''Locke''': Checked it.
:'''Jack''': You either have very good aim, or very bad aim, Mr...
:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': Locke. His name is Locke.
:'''Jack''': Okay Mr. Locke, what is it that we're hunting?
:'''Locke''': We know there are wild boar on the island. Razorbacks by the look of em. The ones that came into the camp last night were piglets, 100, 150 pounds each. Which means that there's a mother nearby. A 250 pound rat, with scimitar like tusks, a surly disposition, who'd love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near it. Boar's usual mode of attack is to circle around and charge from behind so I figure it'll take at least three of us to distract her long enough for me to flank one of the piglets, pin it and slit its throat.
:'''Sawyer''': And you gave him his knife back?

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:'''Jack''': ''[To Sawyer about Locke's hunting]'' Well if you've gotta better idea?
:'''Sawyer''': Better than the three of us wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but little bitty hunting knife? Hell no it's the best idea I ever heard. ''[Locke reveals his suitcase full of hunting knives.]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Who is this guy?

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:'''Jack''': We don't have time to sort out everybody's God.
:'''Charlie''': Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time.

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:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': The ocean's full of fish.
:'''Boone''': Hate to break it to you...the ocean's not gonna take your gold card.

=== ''White Rabbit'' [1.5] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': But I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw... was beautiful.
:...
:'''Locke''': I'm not a big believer in... magic. But this place is different. It's special. The others don't wanna talk about it because it scares them, but we all know it, we all feel it.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': I can't.
:'''Locke''': Why can't you?
:'''Jack''': Because I'm not a leader.
:'''Locke''': Yet they all treat you like one.
:'''Jack''': I don't know how to help them. I'll fail. I don't have what it takes.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Kate, about Sawyer]'' You go after him now and he'll give you nothing. But if you wait, a rat will always lead you to its hole.

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:'''Jack''': It's been six days, and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim. He tried to save her and now you're about to crucify him. We can't do this. Every man for himself is not going to work. It's time to start organizing.We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now I found water. Freshwater, up in the valley. I'll take a party up there at first daylight. If you don't want to come then find another way to contribute! Last week most of us were strangers. But we're all here now. And God knows how long we're going to be here. But if we can't live together—we're gonna die alone.

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:'''Locke''': Crazy people don't know they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner.

=== ''House of the Rising Sun'' [1.6] ===

:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Hey, Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoo.
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': Is there a reason you didn't consult us when you decided to form your own civilization?

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:'''Kate''': It's just that you... and the tattoos... don't add up. Were you one of those hardcore spinal surgeons or something?
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': That's me. Hardcore.
:'''Charlie''': If you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Pull yourself together, son.
:'''Charlie''': It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

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:'''Kate''': ''[About her T-shirt]'' It was, uh, it was full of bees.
:'''Charlie''': I'd have thought C's, actually.

=== ''The Moth'' [1.7] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Nice work, Charlie. You make excellent bait!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.
:'''Priest''': Go ahead, my son.
:'''Charlie''': Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.
:'''Priest''': I see. Anything else?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

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:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': We should get Mister Locke.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Locke's out in the jungle killing stuff.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[Talking to Charlie about a moth cocoon]'' You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': ''[to Sawyer]'' I don't feel sorry for you, I pity you.

=== ''Confidence Man'' [1.8] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[Trying to get Shannon's inhalers]'' You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff--
:'''Jack''': Yours? What makes it yours?
:'''Sawyer''': --which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves.
:'''Jack''': You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?
:'''Sawyer''': Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property.
:'''Jack''': Get up!
:'''Sawyer''': Why, you wanna see who's taller?
:'''Jack''': I said get up!

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jack]'' You've been waiting for this, haven't you? Now you get to be a hero again, 'cause that's what you do. You fix everything up all nice. ''[to Kate]'' Time to let go Freckles. We already made out. What else I got to live for? Hey, Jack, there's something you should know. If the tables were turned...I'd watch you die.

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[about Shannon's asthma]'' She's been embarrassed about it since she was a kid. I guess breathing isn't cool.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Are you serious?
:'''Sawyer''': Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of ''course'' I'm serious.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Kate about the letter]'' I became the man I was hunting. I became Sawyer. Don't you feel sorry for me.

=== ''Solitary'' [1.9] ===

:''[Hurley has laid out a golf course.]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Hurley, you built... a golf course?
:'''Hurley''': Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': ''[incredulous]'' All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... ''this'' is what you've been wasting your time on?"
:'''Hurley''': Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
:'''Michael''': Polar bears?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': You didn't hear about the polar bear?

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I'm a survivor of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with. . . a transmission we picked up on a receiver. . . a recording — a mayday with a French woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': Sixteen years. Has it really been that long?

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?

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:'''Sayid''': You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.
:'''Rousseau''': What?
:'''Sayid''': The writing on the back of Nadia's photograph.

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:'''Jack''': This is bad.
:'''Michael''': Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.
:'''Jack''': All right... give me the 7 iron.

=== ''Raised By Another'' [1.10] ===

:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

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:'''Hurley''': We just had a little incident in the valley last night.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': An incident?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.
:'''Shannon''': ''What?''
:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': She's okay?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah. She's a little shook up.
:'''Shannon''': I am ''so'' not moving to the rape caves!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

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:'''Charlie''': ''[imitating Claire's diary]'' "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

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:'''Hurley''': We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't — Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He ''wasn't on the plane''.

=== ''All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues'' [1.11] ===

:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': ''[After winning backgammon]'' You owe me twenty thousand dollars!
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Don't worry, you'll get it.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.
:'''Sayid''': What do you want?
:'''Sawyer''': Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.
:'''Sayid''': You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?

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:'''Sawyer''': So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
:'''Walt''': I'm ten.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay, then it must be true.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[to Jack]'' You be the doctor, let me be the hunter.

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?
:'''Locke''': No, not really.
:'''Boone''': The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.
:'''Locke''': Yeah?
:'''Boone''': Yeah.
:'''Locke''': Sounds like a piss poor captain.

=== ''Whatever the Case May Be'' [1.12] ===

:''[Shannon's limited command of French is not up to translating Rousseau's notes.]''
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': This was a mistake.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Yeah. Haven't you heard? I'm completely useless.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[handing over suitcase]'' Hope you got yourselves some jaws of life back in cave town. That's what it's gonna take to pop this bitch.

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:'''Sawyer''': I was protecting you!
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': From what? Southern perverts?

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:'''Michael''': You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.
:'''Sawyer''': You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[mocking Kate, in a caveman grunt]'' Me Kate. Me throw rock.

=== ''Hearts and Minds'' [1.13] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': How're you doing?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?
:'''Jack''': I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Hi.
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I didn't hear you.
:'''Locke''': Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': ''[to Jin]'' Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do... Your wife's ''hot''!
:''[Jin looks bewildered]''

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:'''Jack''': What do you think his story is?
:'''Charlie''': Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
:'''Jack''': Then you trust him?
:'''Charlie''': Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke.

=== ''Special'' [1.14] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': What is that?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Claire's diary.
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': You read her diary?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': We're having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks.

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:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': ''[after throwing knife at tree]'' Man! I suck!

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Good literature is kinda scarce around here.

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:'''Charlie''': ''[to Sawyer]'' You hit like a ponce.

=== ''Homecoming'' [1.15] ===

:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude, that was Scott.

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:'''[[w:Claire Littleton|Claire]]''': I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?
:'''[[w: Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.

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:'''Charlie''': You boys talk about Claire all you want. I'm actually going to go spend some time with her. I get the impression she might still be a tad upset.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Do you know how to use a gun?
:'''Sawyer''': Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so.

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:'''Sawyer''': Winner by a knockout. Nice one, Doc. Now maybe somebody can tell me who or what this son of a bitch is. Unh-unh-unh, Jungle Boy. Not even for one second.

=== ''Outlaws'' [1.16] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

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:[''Kate and Sawyer play "[[w:Never have I ever|I never]]"'']
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': I've never been in love!
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': You've never been in love?
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't drinking, am I?
:[''Kate drinks'']
:'''Kate''': I never had a one-night stand!
:[''Sawyer drinks'']
:'''Kate''': Bottom's up, Sailor!
:'''Sawyer''': I gotta drink for each one?!!

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:'''[[w:Christian Shephard|Christian Shephard]]''': Do you know why they call Australia "Down Under"? Because it's as close as you can get to Hell without being burned.

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:'''Christian Shephard''': This... This business that you have... Will it ease your suffering?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah.
:'''Christian Shephard''': Then what are you doing here?
:'''Sawyer''': It aint that simple.
:'''Christian Shephard''': Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!

=== ''...In Translation'' [1.17] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke(Lost)|Locke]]''': Sure, you can yell at Boone 'til you're blue in the face, but all you're doing is giving him what he wants.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Yeah? What's that?
:'''Locke''': Your attention.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You're pretty scared, huh? Scared, you understand scared, don't you? Huh? [Sawyer pushes Jin down.] If you ain't, you're going to be, Bruce. Folks down on the beach might have been doctors and accountants a month ago, but it's Lord of the Flies time, now.

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:'''[[w:Sun-Soo Kwon|Sun]]''': My husband is many things. But he is not a liar.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face even your old man here didn't know you speak English!

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:'''[[w:Jin-Soo Kwon|Jin]]''': ''[about Sun]'' In a good world... she would hate her father, not me.
:'''Jin's father''': It is a good world.

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:'''Locke''': They've attacked us, sabotaged us, abducted us, murdered us... We're not the only people on this island and we all know it!

=== ''Numbers'' [1.18] ===

:'''Carmen (Hurley's mother)''': Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...
:'''Carmen''': ''[Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]''
:'''Hurley''': Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.
:'''Carmen''': Don't mention that whore to me!

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:'''Hurley''': You don't know?! Okay... that thing in the woods? Maybe it's a monster. Maybe it's a... pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it, 'cause I'm along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now — I want some friggin' ''answers''!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': You're not the only one with baggage, you know. Do you want to know what I was doing when the plane went down? Snorting heroin, in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane trip without having a fix.

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:'''Hurley''': Back home I'm worth a hundred and fifty-six million dollars.
:'''Charlie''': I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!

=== ''Deus Ex Machina'' [1.19] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[on helping Sawyer]'' ...all I'm gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I'm lucky, a brand-new nickname.

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:'''Jack''': ''[diagnosing Sawyer]'' Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': What's that got to do with my headaches?
:'''Jack''': Maybe a lot.
:'''Sawyer''': ...yes.
:'''Jack''': Have you ever contracted an STD? ''[Sawyer is silent]'' I'll take that as a yes. When was your last outbreak?
:'''Sawyer''': Go to hell, Doc.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I know he deserved it, but...
:'''Jack''': He needs glasses.

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:'''Jack''': You've got hyperopia.
:'''Sawyer''': Hyperopia? That's..... What is that?
:'''Jack''': You're farsighted.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': ''[on Sawyer's new glasses]'' Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter.

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:'''Kate''': Thank you for helping him [Sawyer] I know it was probably the last thing you wanted to do.
:'''Jack''': I didn't do it for him.

=== ''Do No Harm'' [1.20] ===

:'''[[w:Shannnon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Oh, okay. Are you lost?
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': No, absolutely not. Those trees look really familiar. It's this way...I think.
:'''Shannon''': Did you just say 'I think'?

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[on Charlie's scant collection of responses to the "blood type" question]'' You only asked four people?!
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': I asked the whole sodding camp! Nobody knows their blood type! Most don't know their blood type! I don't know my ''own'' bloody blood type!

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[between raspy breaths]'' I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I'm sorry.
:'''Boone''': Don't be.

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:'''Boone''': Tell Shannon... Tell Shannon... Tell... ''[dies]''

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:'''Jack''': He (Boone) didn't die, he was murdered.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Where are you going?
:'''Jack''': To find John Locke.

=== ''The Greater Good'' [1.21]===

:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I didn't know Boone very well, and for that I am sorry. On our sixth day here a woman named Joanna died. She drowned. And Boone was the first one into the water. I didn't know him, but I remember his courage. And I know he will be missed.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I crushed up some sleeping pills and put them in your juice.
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': You drugged me?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.

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:'''Kate''': Hey, brought you something to eat.
:'''Jack''': What's in it, chloroform?

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:'''Sayid''': Take me to the hatch.
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What? I already showed you....
:'''Sayid''': John! No more lies.

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:'''Sayid''': ''[noticing the scar where Locke's kidney was removed]'' What's that?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': War wound.
:'''Sayid''': Looks more like a surgical scar.
:'''Locke''': Like I said, war wound.

=== ''Born to Run'' [1.22]===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Why would Kate poison Michael?
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. ''[Jack gawks at Hurley]'' He doesn't know? ''[Jack shakes his head]''. Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.

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:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': No self-respecting man in Iowa goes anywhere without beer.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Okay, check this out...this is track two, it's called — ''[Claire tries to stop him from moving]'' sorry, it's called 'Monster Eats the Pilot.'

=== ''Exodus, Part One'' [1.23] ===

:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': You have three choices: run, hide... or die.

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:'''Arzt''': You know what? I'm going back.
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Hey. I thought you wanted to help.
:'''Arzt''': Yeah, I wanted to help, but that was before Montand lost his frickin' arm.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So, Arnzt.
:'''Arzt''': ''Arzt''.
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, Arnzt. Your name's hard to pronounce.
:'''Arzt''': Well, I know a bunch of ninth graders who have no trouble saying it.
:'''Hurley''': Fine. I'll just call you by your first name. I know it from the passenger manifest.
:'''Arzt''': No.
:'''Hurley''': Why not? I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.
:'''Arzt''': Arnzt is fine.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': By the time you get back we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.
:'''Sawyer''': [pause] Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.
:'''Jack''': [starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]
:'''Sawyer''': See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
:'''Jack''': [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...
:'''Sawyer''': Good luck, Jack.

=== ''Exodus, Part Two'' [1.24] ===

:'''[[w:Michael Dawson|Michael]]''': You singing Bob Marley?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': No. ''[little pause]'' Why? You like Bob Marley?
:'''Michael''': Man, who doesn't like Bob Marley?

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:'''Arzt''': Did you hear about the guy who invented [[w:nitroglycerin|nitroglycerin]]? [[w:Irony|He blew his freakin' face off]]! Nitroglycerin is the most unstable substance known to man. It is extremely temperamental so you have to be..
:''[Arzt unexpectedly explodes]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude...

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:''[Arzt is blown up]''
:'''Hurley''': That was messed up.

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:'''Hurley''': You have some...Arzt...on you.

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:'''Hurley''': How exactly does something like this happen?
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Danielle]]''': Are you on the same island as I am?

=== ''Exodus, Part Three'' [1.25] ===

:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! No! Waaaaaaaaaalt!

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': What the hell was all that about back there, John?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What was what about?
:'''Jack''': You asked me to let you go.
:'''Locke''': That's right.
:'''Jack''': That thing was taking you down the hole and you asked me to let you go.
:'''Locke''': It wasn't going to hurt me.
:'''Jack''': No, John, it was going to kill you.
:'''Locke''': I seriously doubt that.
:'''Jack''': Look, I need for you -- I need for you to explain to me what the hell's going on inside your head, John. I need to know why you believe that that thing wasn't going to...
:'''Locke''': I believe that I was being tested.
:'''Jack''': Tested?
:'''Locke''': Yeah, tested.
:'''Jack''': I think...
:'''Locke''': That's why you and I don't see eye-to-eye sometimes, Jack -- because you're a man of science.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, and what does that make you?
:'''Locke''': Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this is an accident -- that we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence -- especially, this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason.
:'''Jack''': Brought here? And who brought us here, John?
:'''Locke''': The island. The island brought us here. This is no ordinary place, you've seen that, I know you have. But the island chose you, too, Jack. It's destiny.
:'''Jack''': Did you talk with Boone about destiny, John?
:'''Locke''': Boone was a sacrifice that the island demanded. What happened to him at that plane was a part of a chain of events that led us here -- that led us down a path -- that led you and me to this day, to right now.
:'''Jack''': And where does that path end, John?
:'''Locke''': The path ends at the hatch. The hatch, Jack -- all of it -- all of it happened so that we could open the hatch.
:'''Jack''': No, no, we're opening the hatch so that we can survive.
:'''Locke''': Survival is all relative, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I don't believe in destiny.
:'''Locke''': Yes, you do. You just don't know it yet.

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:'''Jack''': If we survive this, if we survive tonight, we're gonna have a Locke problem. And I need to know that you got my back.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I got your back.

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:''[Upon seeing "the numbers" written on the hatch]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh dude, no way...

== Season Two ==
=== ''Man of Science, Man of Faith'' [2.1]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': (''frightened, whispering to himself'') 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.. 4, 8 we're dead 15 doomed and dead 16 23..
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Hurley, are you okay?
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh, yeah, awesome. I just have to pee. (''Kate moves to the hatch'') Great idea, dude, go over to the burning death hole.

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:'''Hurley''': What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you?
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Bedside manner?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Jack, where's Doctor Arzt?
:'''Jack''': He.. uh.. he didn't make it.

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:'''Desmond''': Lower your gun, or I'll blow his damn head off, brother!
:'''Jack''': You.

=== ''Adrift'' [2.2]===
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[returning to the island]'' We're home.

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:'''Desmond''': ''[showing Locke an Apple II computer]'' Can you use this?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': I haven't seen one of these in twenty years!

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder]'' You got a Band-Aid?

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Michael on the remains of the raft]'' What are you gonna do, splash me?

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:'''Jin:''' ''(first speaks Korean)'' Others! Others!

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:'''Michael:''' Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.
:'''Sawyer:''' Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.

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:'''Desmond''': What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
:'''Locke''': I don't know what you're talking about...
:'''Desmond''': Get rid of the knife. You're not HIM!

=== ''Orientation'' [2.3]===
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[after viewing Dharma Initiative orientation film]'' We're gonna need to watch that again.

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:'''Locke''': I just don't think 30 dollars are worth getting angry about.
:'''Moderator''': Well, Francine feels like 30 dollars...
:'''Locke''': Francine feels a little too much if you ask me. You all do. I mean, seriously: "So-and-so never called me back", "my mother stole 30 dollars from me". I never even knew who my parents were. A couple of years ago, my birth mother found me, and... She told me, I was special! And through her, I met my real father. Great news, right? Well, he pretended to love me just long enough to steal my kidney because he needed a transplant! And then he dropped me back in the world like a piece of trash. Just like he did on the day that I was born! You want your damned 30 dollars back? ''I want my kidney back''!!!

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:'''Desmond:''' So I started pushing the button too. And we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end.

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:'''Locke:''' Why do you find it so hard to believe?
:'''Jack:''' Why do you find it so easy?
:'''Locke:''' It's never ''been'' '''easy'''!!

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:'''Jack:''' Why are you running, you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FROM!

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:'''Desmond:''' See ya in another life brotha.

=== ''Everybody Hates Hugo'' [2.4]===
:'''[[w:Jin-Soo Kwon|Jin]]''': ''[in English]'' Hi there, Hurley.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Jin, you're here.
:'''Jin''': That's right.
:'''Hurley''': Dude, you speak English!
:'''Jin''': No, you're speaking Korean.
:'''Hurley''': ''[in Korean]'' I am? ''[A man in a chicken costume appears next to Jin.]'' What's he doing here?
:'''Jin''': Everything's going to change.
:'''Hurley''': What?
:'''Jin''': Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
:'''Giant Chicken''': ''[female voice]'' Hurley!
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:'''Carmen Reyes [Hurley's mom]''': The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes — Jesus can bring you a new car!
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.
:''[the telephone rings in the next room, offscreen]''
:'''Carmen''': Oh! That must be Jesus! ''[she leaves the room and answers the phone]'' Hola? Momento. ''[shouting to Hurley]'' It ''is'' Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!
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:'''Charlie''': ''[to Hurley]'' I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
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:'''[[w:Michael Dawson|Michael]]''': Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane too.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
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:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
:'''Sawyer''': You first.
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:'''[[w:Bernard Nadler|Bernard]]''': Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Black chick, In the 50's.
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:'''Locke''': Change is good, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': You know? People say that, but it's not true man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy? Who has to say 'No you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her...poor...island baby? You know who? It's me!
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:'''Locke''': I'm sorry Hugo. You don't get to quit.

=== ''...And Found'' [2.5]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude, dogs will eat anything. When I was a kid, my dog, Buster... I had this drawer where I'd throw in all my change, right... and I guess there were some Smarties in there... so, like, the next day, Buster craps out a $1.35 in nickels.
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:'''Sun''': Did you see me?
:'''Locke''': Saw you ripping apart your own garden? No.
:'''Sun''': (Smiles)
:'''Locke''': Sometimes I wish I had a garden to rip apart.
:'''Locke''': I heard you have lost your wedding ring.
:'''Sun''': Yes. I have been looking for it everywhere.
:'''Locke''': You know, I have once lost something valuable to me. Luckily, I found it later.
:'''Sun''': How?
:'''Locke''': By finding it the way everything gets found.
:'''Sun''': (Staring at Locke)
:'''Locke''': I stopped looking.
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:'''Sawyer''': So what's your name anyway?
:'''Mr. Eko''': Mistereko.
:'''Sawyer''': Mr. Eko
:'''Mr. Eko''': (Smiling) Yes.
:'''Sawyer''': Whats that like Mister Ed?

=== ''Abandoned'' [2.6]===
:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': ''[Upon hearing the Whispers after Cindy is abducted by The Others]'' RUN!!!!.
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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[To Shannon, at her father's funeral]'' Death sucks, doesn't it?

:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': ''[To Sayid]'' I need you to believe in me. No one does; they think I'm some kind of joke. They think I'm worhless.

=== ''The Other 48 Days'' [2.7]===
:'''Goodwin''': We're not savages
:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': If I were a savage I would've cut his finger off already... That's tomorrow.
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:'''Ana Lucia''': You've been waiting 40 days to talk?
:'''[[w:Mr. Eko|Mr. Eko]]''': You waited 40 days to cry.

=== ''Collision'' [2.8]===
:'''[[w:Jack Shepard|Jack]]''': ''[after Kate persuades a semiconscious Sawyer to swallow medicine]'' That was good. I, uh, never learned the whole whisper-in-his-ear thing in medical school.
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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Ana-Lucia]'' Almost 40 days ago on this very island I tied a man to a tree and tortured him. I tortured him as I've tortured many men... men whose voices I still hear in the night. Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': What would be the use in killing you if we're already dead?

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:'''Sayid''': She has no plan! She only has her guilt, and her gun!

=== ''What Kate Did'' [2.9]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.
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:''[Kate fears that she's hallucinating.]''
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Do you see that?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': If you mean the big-ass horse standing in the jungle... then, uh, yeah.

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:''[Sawyer thinks they've finally been rescued, Kate helps him outside into the jungle]''
:'''Sawyer''': Son of a bitch!

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:'''Eko''': Don't mistake coincidence for fate.

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:'''Diane''': I made my bed Katherine.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Your bed's gone ma.

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:''[They chat in the computer system]''
:'''Walt''':Who is this?
:'''Michael''':This is Michael. Who is this?
:'''Walt''':Dad?

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:'''Kate''': I'm sorry.
:'''Jack''': Are you?
:'''Kate''': Yeah I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I'm not as perfect as you, I'm sorry that I'm not as good!
:'''Jack''': What's going on with you?
:'''Kate''': Just forget it
:'''Jack''': No, don't walk away from me.
:'''Kate''': Let go of me!
:''[Kate struggles in Jack's arms and begins to cry'']
:'''Kate''': Don't! I can't!
:'''Jack''': It's okay! It's okay! Hey...
:'''Kate''': I can't. This place, this place is crazy! I can't - it's driving me nuts!
:'''Jack''': I know, it's okay, it's all right, okay?
:''Kate kisses him''

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:'''Ana Lucia''': Are you going to try to convince me that everyone here doesn't hate me?
:'''Jack''': Only if you try to convince me that every woman in the world isn't crazy.

=== ''The 23rd Psalm'' [2.10]===
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': What are you gonna do, beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?

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:'''Charlie''': Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!

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:'''[[w:Mr. Eko|Eko]]''': How many of the statues do you have? The Virgin Mary statues?
:'''Yemi''': I have 300.
:'''Eko''': I will take all of them. I guess we are both sinners now.
:'''Yemi''': Perhaps we are. But God will forgive me Eko.

=== ''The Hunting Party'' [2.11]===
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[to Sawyer]'' Hey, what are you doing?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': What's it look like? (arming self) I'm coming with ya.
:'''Jack''': You're still on antibiotics.
:'''Sawyer''': It's a good thing I'm travelling with my doctor then.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jack]'' What'd she do to you?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': Kate. What'd she do?
:'''Jack''': She didn't do anything.
:'''Sawyer''': ''Right.'' Yellin' at her because she wanted to help get Mike back makes a lot of sense.
:'''Jack''': Why don't you go back and see if I hurt her feelings?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm just sayin'...
:'''Jack''': Yeah. I know. You love her.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Locke]'' Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
:'''Locke''': Why'd you choose that name?
:'''Sawyer''': Aint it obvious, all you need is an ear-ring and a mop.

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:'''Hurley''': So what do you think is the story with that Libby chick?
:'''Charlie''': Story?
:'''Hurley''': She's kind of cute, right? You know, in an I've-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah, there is that.
:'''Hurley''': I think I have a chance with her. I mean, it's a classic desert island scenario.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Locke]'' Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[to Jack]'' Who are we to tell anyone what they can or cannot do?

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:''[The hunting party is talking to Mr. Friendly.]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': ''[to Jack]'' Let me ask you something. How long have you been here on the island?
:'''Jack''': 50 days.
:'''Mr. Friendly''': Fuuh! 50 days. That's about two whole months. Tell me, when you go over to man's house for the first time, do you take off your shoes? Do you put your feet up on his coffee table? Do you walk to the kitchen and eat food that doesn't belong to you? Open doors to rooms you got no business opening?
:''[Jack, Sawyer and Locke stare silently]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said, since the dawn of our species, man has been blessed with curiosity. ''[to Jack]'' You know the other one 'bout curiosity, don't you Jack?
:''[Jack stares silently]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': This is not your island. This is our island and the only reason that you're livin' on it, is because we let you live on it.
:'''Jack''':''[Laughs]'' I don't believe you.
:'''Mr. Friendly''': You don't believe what?
:'''Jack''': I think that you have two other guys out there with guns. I think there's more of us than there are of you. I think if you had any real power you wouldn't have had to send a spy. Ethan?
:'''Mr. Friendly''': That's an interesting theory...LIGHT EM UP!''[A dozen torches ignite in the trees, revealing they are surrounded]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': Now we seem to have a misunderstadning. But we're drawing a line right here and if you crosss we are gonna go from misunderstanding to...something else. Now lay down your guns, turn around, and go home.
:'''Jack''': No.

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:'''Jack''': ''[to Ana Lucia]'' How long would it take to train an army?

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Mr. Friendly]'' You and me ain't done Zeke.

=== ''Fire + Water'' [2.12]===
:'''Locke''': Are you using again?
:'''Charlie''': Kate sees a horse. Pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs!
:'''Locke''': It's funny you didn't answer the question.

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:'''Eko''': Do you know what baptism is?
:'''Claire''': It's what gets you into heaven.
:'''Eko''': It is said that when John the Baptist baptized Jesus the skies opened up and a dove flew down from the sky. This told John something -- that he had cleansed this man of all his sins. That he had freed him. Heaven came much later.

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:'''Charlie''': Who the Hell are you, John? You're not Aaron's responsibility! Where were you when he was born, where were you when he was taken? You're not his father, you're not his family!
:'''Locke''': Neither are you, Charlie.

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:'''Locke''': You've given up the right to be believed!

=== ''The Long Con'' [2.13]===
:'''Jack''': What are you doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Shh I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?
:'''Locke''': I'm alphabetizing.
:'''Sawyer''': Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!

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:'''Sawyer''': You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids.

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:''[Sawyer reveals to the survivors that he now has possesion of the guns.]''
:'''Sawyer''': So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here ''[to Jack and Locke]'' are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? ''[to Sayid]''. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll ''really'' be screwed, won't ya?

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:'''Kate''': [finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.
:'''Sawyer''': This ought to be good.
:'''Locke''': [passes by] Morning.
:'''Kate''': Morning, John.
:'''Sawyer''': Now there's a sensitive man.

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:'''Kate''': Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.
:'''Sawyer''': I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-loo-loo didn't ask me to join their revolution. What, you didn't hear about their little army?

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:'''Sawyer''': There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Charlie]'' I'm not good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

:'''Sawyer''': No it's not. This one's black. Different weave. It's all in the details. And they're wrong.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Kate]'' You couldn't get away. You versus Sun -- hot oil death match -- my money's on you, Sheena.
:'''Kate''': Thanks for your vote of confidence.

:'''Kate''':Jack, how well do you know Ana-Lucia? It's just... the Others. I was out there with you. I heard that man say that if we stayed away they would leave us alone. And we've left them alone. So why would they attack us a few days later?
:'''Jack''': Well if it wasn't them, who was it?
:'''Kate''':Like I said. How well do you know Ana-Lucia?

:'''Jack''':Where were you today?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': A lot of places.
:'''Jack''': During the rainstorm?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': You think I had something to do with Sun getting grabbed? Now where would you get an idea like that?

:'''Cassidy''': A little bit.
:'''Sawyer''': Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.

:'''Sawyer''': [''To Cassidy'']Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well now you know better.

=== ''One of Them'' [2.14]===
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': Sayid, for a long time he will lie.

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:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': He is one of them.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Henry]'' I was 23 years old when the Americans came to my country. I was a good man. I was a soldier. And when they left, I was something different. For the next six years, I did things I wish I could erase from my memory, things which I never thought myself to be capable of. But I did come to learn this. There is a part of me that I'm always capable of. You want to know who I am? ''[pause]'' My name is Sayid Jarrah...and I am a torturer.

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:'''Sayid''': ''[Shouting at Henry]'' YOU WOULD REMEMBER HOW DEEP! YOU WOULD REMEMBER EVERY SHOVELFUL, EVERY MOMENT! You would remember what it felt like to place her body inside. You would remember if you buried the woman you loved... YOU WOULD REMEMBER, ''[quiets and sobs]'' if it were true!

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:''[four minute warning alarm is sounding]''
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[to Locke]'' Open the door.
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Let go of me Jack.
:'''Jack''': Or what? You wanna push the button? ''Open the door''.
:''[one minute warning alarm blares]''
:'''Jack''': It's under a minute now John, you better think fast.
:'''Locke''': You wouldn't.
:'''Jack''': What? I "wouldn't" what?
:'''Locke''': If we don't... you would risk everyone's lives?
:'''Jack''': You talked me into pushing that button once John, but it's ''yours'' now. ''You're'' the one who won't risk it. ''You.'' Me? I don't think anything's going to happen when we get down to zero.
:'''Locke''': ''[struggling]'' Jack-
:'''Jack''': You wanna see what's gonna happen? Let's just ''SEE'' what's gonna happen!

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:'''Sawyer''': Why don't you shut up, Hammo. Or your ranch disorder's going to be the new lead item on the coconut internet.

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:'''"Henry Gale"''': What do you want?!
:'''Sayid''': ''[punches "Henry"]'' I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH!

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:'''Sayid''': But there's no way that I could explain this to Locke and Jack for they have already forgotten.
:'''Charlie''': Forgotten what?
:'''Sayid''': That you were strung up by your neck and left for dead. That they kidnapped Claire and she was gone for weeks during which God only knows what happened to her. That these people, these Others are merciless and will stop at nothing to get what they want. So, tell me Charlie, have you forgotten?

=== ''Maternity Leave'' [2.15]===
:'''Locke''': ''[to Eko]'' If the alarm goes off, don't tell [Henry Gale] what it's for.
:'''Eko''': ...What ''is'' it for?

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:'''Jack''' [''to Locke'']: Well, John, let me ask you this: we don't have a long term plan for the button, but we keep pushing it, don't we? Look, until we know who he is - whether or not he's telling the truth - we have to keep doing what we're doing. If you've got a better idea, let's hear it.
:'''Gale''' [''faintly, from his cell'']: Why don't you let me go?

=== ''The Whole Truth'' [2.16]===
:''[Ana-Lucia is questioning Henry, though the cell is silent.]''
:'''Jack''': How do we know he hasn't snapped her neck?
:'''Locke''': How do we know she hasn't snapped his?

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:'''Ana-Lucia''': Sayid, can I talk to you?
:'''Sayid''': Of course.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Alone?
:'''Sayid''': Whatever you need to say, you can say it here.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': It's about the hatch.
:'''Charlie''': Oh, you mean the guy locked in the closet there?

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:'''Sayid''': Do Jack and Locke know about this?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

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:'''Charlie''': You looking at my bum?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': No, I'm looking at your gun.
:'''Charlie''': My what?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Maybe you should give the gun to somebody who knows how to use it.
:'''Charlie''': Maybe I will. As I recall, the last time you had a gun you murdered someone.

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:'''Anna Lucia''': ''[to Sayid]'' People don't like me. [Pauses] I tried to get them to, most of my life.[Pauses] I guess I just, gave up a while back. I mean, I am what I am. But you, you've got a good reason to hate me. [Pauses] I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I did.

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:'''"Henry Gale"'''Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honor those whom they have slain. [to Jack] So what's the difference between a martyr and a prophet?"
:'''Jack:''' "Either way, it sounds like you end up dead."

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:'''Kate''': ''[to Sun]'' You're preganant.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jin]'' Hey, daddy-o.

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:''[Henry is eating cereal]''
:'''"Henry Gale"''': Course if I was one of them - these people that you seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon. So I'd draw a map to a real secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, good place for a trap. An ambush. And when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for 'em. Then they'd use them to trade for me. ''[jokingly]'' I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them huh?
:''[Jack and Locke stare at Henry]''
:'''"Henry Gale"''': You guys got any milk?

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:''[In Korean]''
:'''Sun''': Oh yes, I was trying to trap the son of a fisherman.

=== ''Lockdown'' [2.17]===
:'''Sawyer''' ''[to Jack]'': How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

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:'''Sawyer''': Wanna play real stakes? Name 'em!
:'''Jack''': It's a pile of fruit, man.
:'''Sawyer''': And I want it back.
:'''Kate''': Should I go get a ruler?

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:'''Jack''': So, what's done is done.

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:'''Sawyer''': When I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?
:'''Jack''': When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

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:'''Locke''': Who are you?
:'''Gale''': My name is Henry Gale. I'm from Minnesota and I crashed on this island ''just'' like you.

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:'''Anthony Cooper''': I killed myself off because there are two men out there who were going to beat me to it.
:'''Locke''': Oh, what did you do, steal their livers?

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:'''Ana-Lucia''' ''[sitting below the balloon]'': Why isn't it raining here?

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:'''Charlie''' ''[looking at parachute]'': What the bloody hell is that?

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:'''Locke''': [to Helen] Will you marry me?

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:'''Kate''': Should I go get a ruler?

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:'''Locke''': Thank you Henry. Thank you for not leaving me.

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:'''Sayid''' ''[to 'Henry Gale']'': We did find your ballon, Henry Gale. Exactly as you described it. We also found the grave you described. Your wifes grave. The grave you said you dug with you own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was all true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave... And found not a woman inside but there was a man, a man named Henry Gale.

=== ''Dave'' [2.18]===
:''[Hurley is in a mental institution, about to take his medication]''
:'''Dave''': Dude, if you wanna get out of here with me, don't take the horse tranquilizer.

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:'''Dave''': You know what tastes even better than freedom? ''Cheeseburgers''.

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:'''Charlie''': Any of you guys see a plane last night?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

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:'''Sawyer''': You're like locusts! How about a little order here?
:'''Charlie''': Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?
:'''Sawyer''': Oh, like you Baby Napper?

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:'''Libby''': OK, hey, guys, guys: How about no-one's in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need
:'''Sawyer''': Great plan, Moonbeam. After That we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls.

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:'''Sawyer''': I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

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:'''Kate''': So he just attacked you, huh?
:'''Sawyer''': Try to contain yourself, Freckles
:'''Kate''': What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
:'''Sawyer''': Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

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:'''Libby''': That's a lot of peanut butter.
:'''Hurley''': Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.
:'''Libby''': And where are you going?
:'''Hurley''': Back to the caves. No one lives there now. So I won't bother anybody. I'm going to live alone and be one of those guys. You know the crazy guys, with no clothes, and the big beard... who's naked and throws doodie at people.

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:'''Hurley''': Look, you cant help me, ok? Nobody can.

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:'''Hurley''': I like that I have a good relationship with my mom. I like making my Grandpa Tito laugh. I like... chicken
:'''Dr. Brooks''': Well, that last one wasn't about you, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': I like that I like chicken?

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:'''Dr. Brooks''': Dave isn't your friend, Hugo. Because Dave doesn't exist.

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:'''Dave''': When you do wake up, come find me. I'm sure I miss you.

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:'''Henry''': God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world.

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:'''Henry''': I never entered the numbers, I never pushed the button.
:'''Locke''': You're lying.
:'''Henry''': No. I'm done lying.

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:''[Charlie sees Eko sawing wood]''
:'''Charlie''': What are you makin'?
:'''Mr. Eko''': Hold that end.
:'''Charlie''': Is it a Starbucks?

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:'''Hurley''': Did either of you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?
:'''Charlie''': No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.

=== ''S.O.S.'' [2.19]===
:'''Bernard''': Have you all forgotten that we crashed on this island? It's like none of you want to go home again!

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:'''Bernard''': ''[To Eko]'' I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!
:'''Charlie''': (Looking at Eko after Bernard left) I like you just the way you are.

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:'''Kate''': I'm sorry I kissed you.
:'''Jack''': ''[pause]'' I'm not.

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:'''Sawyer ''': ''[About Jack]'' Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

=== ''Two For the Road'' [2.20]===
:'''Locke''': Why would your own people want to kill you?
:'''Henry''': Because the man in charge... He's a great man, John, a brilliant man... but he is not a forgiving man.

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:'''Henry:''' I was coming for you, John. You're one of the good ones.

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:'''Locke''': ''[trying to get Sawyer to give them the guns]'' Where are they, James?
:'''Sawyer''': You too, Brutus?

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:'''Sawyer:''' ''[After he and Ana-Lucia have sex]'' I guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

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:'''Michael ''[staring at the gun]'':''' I'm sorry.
:'''Ana-Lucia:''' For what?
:''(Michael shoots Ana-Lucia. Libby appears)''
:'''Libby:''' Michael?!
:''(Startled, Michael shoots Libby. He then opens the gun vault, aims the gun at Henry, then shoots himself in the left shoulder)''

=== ''?'' [2.21]===
:''[Eko is chopping wood]''
:'''Ana-Lucia''': What are you building?
:'''Eko''': Well, hello Ana.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Hello yourself. So are you going to tell me? What is it?
:'''Eko''': I'm building a church.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': (folds arms) Now why in the hell would you wanna do that?
:'''Eko''': Because I was told to.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Told to by who?
:'''Eko''': I was just told. I think it was in a dream.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': A dream like this one? (Ana-Lucia is shown bloody from when Michael shot her)
:''[Eko looks scared/upset]''
:'''Ana-Lucia''': You need to help John.

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:'''Yemi''': ''[to Eko]'' You must help John, he has lost his way. You must make him take you to the question mark.

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:'''Eko''': The question mark, John; where is it?
:'''Locke''': You know what? You keep chasing after your own shadow.
:'''Eko''': I know you don't want to show me, but you must.
:'''Locke''': No, I don't have to show you anything.
:'''Eko''': Then I'm sorry.
:''[Eko knocks Locke out.]''

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:'''Locke''': You're lost already?
:'''Eko''': Your map is inexact.
:'''Locke''': No kidding.

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:'''Eko''': Your map is inexact. These landmarks... is this a river?
:'''Locke''': No, it's a wavy line. I didn't draw it, I just transcribed it. I told you, I don't even know if it is a map.
:'''Eko''': Let's assume it is.
:'''Locke''': What's the axe for?
:'''Eko''': I don't know yet.

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:'''Kate''': I'm curious about something.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, what's that?
:'''Kate''': How did Ana-Lucia get your gun?
:'''Sawyer''': I don't know, she must have lifted it off me.
:'''Kate''': She pick-pocketed your gun? How'd she do that?
:'''Sawyer''': Well, if I knew how she did it, she wouldn't be able to do it, now would she?

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:'''Locke''': Boone. Boone made it fall. Then he died. A sacrifice that the island demanded.
:'''Eko''':What?
:'''Locke''':Nothing.

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:''[after viewing the orientation film for The Pearl]''
:'''Eko''': Do you want to watch that again?
:'''Locke''': No... No, I've seen enough.

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:'''Locke''': What are you doing?
:'''Eko''': I'm taking this back with us.
:'''Locke''': Why?
:'''Eko''': Because they may be important.
:'''Locke''': Important? I'm sorry, weren't you watching the same thing I was?
:'''Eko''': Yes, and I believe the work you have been doing is more important now than ever.
:'''Locke''': Work?
:'''Eko''': Pushing the button.
:'''Locke''': That's not work! That's a joke. Rats, in a maze, with no cheese.
:'''Eko''': We are being tested.
:'''Locke''': Tested?
:'''Eko''': The reason to do it, pushing the button, is not because we are told so in the film.
:'''Locke''': Well, then what is the reason, Mr. Eko?
:'''Eko''': We do it because we believe we are meant to. Isn't that the reason you pushed it, John?
:'''Locke''': I was never... meant to do anything! Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it's important? You think it's necessary? It's nothing, it's meaningless; and who are you to tell me that it's not?

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:'''Hurley''': ''[to an unconscious Libby]'' I'm sorry I forgot the blanket.

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:'''Locke''': ''[wakes up after being knocked down by Eko]'' You hit me... Why would you...?
:'''Eko''': Because you were being difficult.
:'''Locke''': Are you insane?

=== ''Three Minutes'' [2.22]===

:'''Sawyer''': So what happened out there in the jungle?
:'''Jack''': Exactly what he said happened. He found a camp-
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't talking about Mike. You and Freckles. Before you found him, you all were gone all night.
:'''Jack''': We were caught in a net.
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell is that supposed to mean?
:'''Jack''': It means we got caught in a net.
:'''Sawyer''': Is that what they're calling it these days?

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:'''Michael''': I hear you're a priest.
:'''Mr. Eko''': Yes.
:'''Michael''': I guess you believe in hell, then?
:'''Mr. Eko''': For a brief time, I served in a small parish in England. Every Sunday after mass, I would see a young boy waiting at the back of the church. Then one day, the boy confessed to me that he had beaten his dog to death with a shovel. He said the dog had bitten his baby sister on the cheek and he needed to protect her. And he wanted to know whether he would go to hell for this. I told him that God would understand, and that he would be forgiven, as long as he was sorry. But the boy did not care about forgiveness. He was only afraid that if he did go to hell that the dog would be there, waiting for him.

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:'''Sawyer''': Who's gonna talk?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': The funeral. Who's gonna talk?
:'''Jack''': I'm sure Hurley'll wanna say something about Libby.
:'''Sawyer''': I never even knew her last name. Ana-Lucia.
:'''Jack''': It's Cortez.
:'''Sawyer''': Cortez. Well there you go. ''[silent pause]'' I screwed her.
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We "got caught in a net."
:'''Jack''': Why're you telling me this, Sawyer?
:'''Sawyer''': Cause you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And cause she's gone- Well at least now we get to kill somebody.

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:'''Mr. Friendly''': ''[after Michael spits in his eye]'' I expected that. Don't do that again.

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:'''Ms. Klugh''': ''[coldly, after Michael demands to see Walt]'' You have three minutes.

=== ''Live Together, Die Alone'' [2.23]===
:'''[[w:Desmond Hume|Desmond]]''': ''[to Jack]'' But the first piece of land I saw wasn't Fiji was it, no... No it was here, this... this island. And you know why?
:''[Jack shakes his head]''
:'''Desmond''': Because this, is it. ''This'' is all there is left. This ocean, and this place here, we are stuck in a ''bloody snowglobe!''

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:'''Military Officer''': ''[to Desmond about the Dickens book]'' Enjoy your sodding book.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Desmond]'' I need your boat.
:'''Desmond''': I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal.
:'''Sayid''': I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly.
:'''Desmond''': Off to see the hostiles are ya?
:'''Sayid''': The what?
:'''Desmond''':You know what? Ignorance is bliss.

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:'''Sayid''': [''To Sun''] I'm sorry if what I said was unclear. But I asked Jin to come.
:'''Sun''': You need someone to translate. And you also need at least two people who know how to sail.
:'''Sayid''': Desmond managed on his own.
:'''Sun''': And look where he ended up.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
:'''Desmond''': "Smells like carrots."
:'''Locke''': Hello, Desmond.
:'''Desmond''': "Hello" yourself, box man.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Did that bird just say my name?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold.

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:'''Sawyer''': When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net, I thought he meant, er- something else.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?

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:'''Sayid''': ''(about the "foot")'' I do not know what is more disquieting---the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.

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:'''Penelope''': What are you running from, Desmond?
:'''Desmond''': I have to get my honor back. And that's what I'm running to.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': John! Eko is very upset, John!

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:'''Charlie''': John, look, seriously, you are about to be detonated!

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:''[Eko is about to detonate the dynamite inside the hatch to blow open the blast door]''
:'''Charlie''': Eko, wait. Just wait a second. I-I don't think it's a good idea, Eko. We're in a very confined area. ''[Eko lights the fuse, and ducks behind the wall]'' Oh, bollocks!

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:'''Locke''': ''[to Desmond]'' The Pearl is a psychological station, full of TV monitors. And uh, two men sat in viewing chairs and filled notebooks, with observations on what happens in here. And then they put the notebooks in pneumatic tubes, sent 'em back to their headquarters, so they could evaluate ''us'', as an experiment.
:''[Desmond sighs and walks around the room]''
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Desmond''': What if you've got it backwards?
:'''Locke''': "Backwards"?
:'''Desmond''': What if the experiment wasn't on the two men in [The Swan] but on the two men in [The Pearl]?

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:''[Desmond is studying the print-out taken from The Pearl]''
:'''Locke''': What are you doing?
:'''Desmond''': ... When did you come here?
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Desmond''': The island. When did you come here? How long ago?
:'''Locke''': Sixty, sixty-five days-
:'''Desmond''': What was the date, what was the date?
:'''Locke''': September 22nd. It was September 22nd.
:'''Desmond''': I think I crashed your plane.

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:'''Desmond''': On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics, and this whole place just starting shakin', and that screen- that screen filled up with 'SYSTEM FAILURE', see, here, 'SYSTEM FAILURE, SYSTEM FAILURE', September 22nd, 2004, the day your plane crashed, it's real, it's all bloody real now PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

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:'''Desmond''': ''[after Locke destroys the computer]'' You killed us. You killed us all.
:'''Locke''': No. I just saved us all.

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:'''Penelope''': ''(written in a letter to Desmond)'' Because all we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her.

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:'''Locke''': ''[to Eko]'' I was wrong.

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:'''"Henry Gale"''': ''[to Hurley on the fate of Jack, Kate and Sawyer]'' Your friends are coming home with us.

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:'''Michael''': Who ''are'' you people?
:'''"Henry Gale"''': We're the good guys, Michael.
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:'''Portugese man 1''': ''[Translated from Portugese. The man sees the computer alerting to an electromagnetic anomaly]'' What?
:'''Portugese man 2''': How long has it been doing that?
:''[First man goes over to the equipment and hurriedly looks through a book]''
:'''Portugese man 2''': That's it, isn't it? We missed it again...
:'''Portugese man 1''': We didn't miss it!
:''[An alarm starts beeping and the first man goes to a computer screen.]''
:'''Portugese man 2''': So it's not a false alarm this time?!
:'''Portugese man 1''': Just shut up and call!!
:''[On the other end, a woman answers the phone]''
:'''Woman:''' Hello?
:'''Portugese man 2''': Ms. Widmore? It's us. I think we found it.
:'''[Penelope Widmore looks shocked as the episode cuts to black]''

== Season Three ==

=== ''A Tale of Two Cities'' [3.1] ===
:'''[[w:Adam (Lost)|Adam]]''': ''[On [[w:Carrie (Novel)|Stephen King's Carrie]]]'' It's not even literature, it's popcorn
:'''[[w:Amelia (Lost)|Amelia]]''': And why isn't it literature, Adam, I'm dying to know?
:'''Adam''': There's no metaphor. It's by-the-number religious hokem-pokem.
:'''Amelia''': No metaphor?
:'''Adam''': It's science fiction. Now I know why Ben isn't here.
:'''[[w:Juliet (Lost)|Juliet]]''': Excuse me?
:'''Adam''': I know the host picks the book but seriously, Julie, he wouldn't read this in the damn bathroom.
:'''Juliet''': Well, Adam, I ''am'' the host and I ''do'' pick the book, and this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it.
:''[Amelia grins]''
:'''Juliet''': Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn't like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists on this...
:''[The room begins to shake violently]''

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:'''[[w:Ben (Lost)|Ben]]''': ''[Sees that Juliet holding the book, [[w:Carrie (novel)|Carrie]]]'' So I guess I'm out of the book club.

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:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how.
:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': It only took the bears two hours.
:''[Sawyer contemplates briefly]''
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': How many of 'em were there?

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:'''Ben''': ''[referring to the handcuffs on the table]'' Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to put those on, Kate.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': And if I don't?
:'''Ben''': Then you don't get any coffee.

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:'''Juliet''': What do you do, Jack? What's your profession?
:'''[[w:Jack (Lost)|Jack]]''': I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.
:'''Juliet''': Are you married?
:'''Jack''': No. I never saw the point. What about you? What's your job, besides making sandwiches?
:'''Juliet''': Oh, I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.

=== ''The Glass Ballerina'' [3.2] ===
:'''[[w:Ben Linus|Ben]]''': Your flight crashed on September 22 2004. Today is November 29. That means you've been on our island for 69 days, and, yes, we do have contact with the outside world, Jack. That's how we know that, during those 69 days, your fellow Americans re-elected [[w:George W. Bush|George W. Bush]], [[w:Christopher Reeve|Christopher Reeve]] has passed away. [[w:Boston Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]] won the [[w:2004 World Series|World Series]].
:''[<nowiki />[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]] starts to laugh]''
:'''Ben''': What?
:'''Jack''': ''[still laughing]'' If you wanted me to believe this, you probably should've picked somebody else, besides the Red Sox.
:'''Ben''': No, they were down, three games to none, against the [[w:New York Yankees|Yankees]] in the league championship, and then they won eight straight.
:'''Jack''': Sure, sure, of course they did.
:''[Ben turns on a video of Game 4 of the World Series, in the bottom of the ninth.]''
:'''[[w:Joe Buck|Joe Buck]]''': ...back to Foulke...Red Sox fans have longed to hear it! The Boston Red Sox are world champions! ''[Jack gets up, moves towards the glass screen, stops laughing and appears lost for words]'' The Red Sox celebrate in the middle of the diamond...
:'''Ben''': ''[turns off video]'' That's home, Jack, right there, on the other side of that glass, and if you listen to me, you trust me, if you do what I tell you, when the time comes, I'll take you there. I will take you home.

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:'''Pickett''': Alright, here's the jig - see these rocks, here? That's where you two come in. ''[points to Kate]'' You're going to chop them loose. ''[points to Sawyer]'' And you're going to haul them out of here.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': You expect me to work in this dress?
:'''Pickett''': Well, it's up to you? You can take it off if you want.
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Pickett, unconvincingly]'' How dare you?

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:'''Sawyer''': Are you having fun yet, Freckles?
:'''Kate''': Quit staring at my ass.
:'''Sawyer''': Give me something else to stare at.

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:'''Kate''': Why did she call you James?
:'''Sawyer''': ''[sighs]'' 'Cus that's my name. Noticed somethin' else, too.
:''[pauses, grins]''
:'''Sawyer''': You taste like strawberries.
:'''Kate''': You taste like fish biscuits.

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:'''[[w:Sun (Lost)|Sun]]''': Why are you lying to me, Sayid?
:'''[[w:Sayid (Lost)|Sayid]]''': And what would you know about lying, Sun?
:'''Sun''': You're putting our lives in danger.
:'''Sayid''': I'm fairly certain our friends have been captured. There are tracks all over the dock. They're fresh -- as recent as yesterday.
:'''Sun''': You said this dock was abandoned.
:'''Sayid''': That would be part of the lying you mentioned.

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:'''Sun''': If they get past you, that means my husband is dead. And I won't care anymore.

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:'''Sun''': Stop! Or I'll shoot!
:'''Colleen''': No you won't, Sun. I know you, Sun-Hwa Kwon. And I know you're not a killer. But despite what you may think, I'm not the enemy. We are not the enemy. But if you shoot me, that's exactly what we'll become. ''[takes a step closer to Sun]''
:'''Sun''': Stop! I will- I'll shoot you. ''[Sun shoots Colleen in the stomach]''

=== ''Further Instructions'' [3.3] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie (Lost)|Charlie]]''': So, where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures as well?

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:'''Charlie''': What the sodding hell is a sweat lodge?

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:'''Charlie''': You're not taking drugs are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero tolerance policy you've enacted, and I wouldn't want you to have to start punching yourself in the face.

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:'''Charlie''': You are aware John, that I detest you, aren't you? You do remember repeatedly punching me in the face and accusing me of using heroin when I was not.

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:'''Charlie''': Hairspray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you...
:'''[[w:Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[smiling]'' It's not for me.

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:'''[[w:Hurley (Lost)|Hurley]]''': Bear? Is that you? Who's there?
:'''[[w:Desmond (Lost)|Desmond]]''': You alone, brother?
:'''Hurley''': Uh, yeah.
:'''Hurley''': ''[seeing that Desmond's naked]'' Whoa! Dude! I'm not alone.
:'''Desmond''': Beach camp's right over there. Can you get me some clothes?
:'''Hurley''': What happened to yours?
:'''Desmond''': I woke up in the jungle like this.
:'''Hurley''': So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?
:'''Desmond''': Fine, you want to discuss this in great detail right now? Let's do it.
:'''Hurley''': No, no, that's okay. I've got something in here. How do you feel about tie-dye?

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:'''[[w:Boone (Lost)|Boone]]''': [''as Locke tries to call out to Jack, Kate and Sawyer''] There's nothing you can do for them yet. First you have to clean up your own mess.

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:'''[[w:Boone (Lost)|Boone]]''': [''to Locke, after he sees Eko's Jesus stick drenched in blood''] They've got him, John. You don't have much time.

=== ''Every Man For Himself'' [3.4] ===
:'''Pickett:''' Do you love this guy?!
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:'''Paulo:''' You play golf?
:'''Desmond:''' I'm Scottish. Cheers.
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:'''Juliet:''' I'm a fertility doctor. I'm not used to death.
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:'''Jack (after failing to save Colleen):''' Time of death... ''(realizes that there is no clock)'' She's gone.
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:'''Sawyer:''' Did you just kill that bunny?
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:'''Desmond:''' You've got a problem with your roof.
:'''Claire:''' What?
:'''Desmond:''' Look, maybe you should move down the beach for the night so we can fix it.
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:'''Charlie:''' Whatcha doing brotha?
:'''Desmond:''' I was just offering to fix this roof here.
:'''Charlie:''' Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded.
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:'''Charlie:''' ''(about Desmond)'' I don't know, we're going to have to get that guy another button to push.
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:'''Juliet:''' It doesn't work that way over here Jack, we make decisions together.
:'''Jack:''' Really? Because when I was holding that broken plate to your neck, he seemed happy to just let you die. It seemed like he made that decision alone.
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:'''Ben:''' God, I hate needles.
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:'''Ben:''' ''(to the bunny)'' Hippity-hop, let's move it.
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:'''Ben:''' ''(about the heartrate monitor)'' If and when it beeps, you're gonna wanna relax yourself. Do some deep breathing. Some yoga.
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:'''Ben:''' Good morning. Let's go for a walk.
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:'''Sawyer:''' What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed.
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:'''Ben''': A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. It don't make no difference who the guy is, as long as he's with ya. I tell ya, I tell ya a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick.
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you talking about?
:'''Ben''': It's from ''Of Mice and Men''. Don't you read?

=== ''The Cost of Living'' [3.5] ===
:'''Nikki (from trailer):''' What is that?
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:'''Eko:''' Yes, I am ready. I ask for no forgiveness, Father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that when I was a young boy, I killed a man to save my brother's life. I am not sorry for this. I am proud of this. I did not ask for the life I was given, but it was given nonetheless, and with it, I did my best.
:'''Yemi:''' You speak to me as if I was your brother.
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:'''Ben:''' Do you believe in God?
:'''Jack:''' Do you?
:'''Ben:''' Two days after I found out that I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky. If that's not proof of God I don't know what is.
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:'''Locke:''' Eko, what is it?
:''[Eko dies]''
:'''Sayid:''' What did he just say, John?
:'''Locke:''' He said--'We're next.'
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=== ''I Do'' [3.6] ===

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:'''Kevin''': Police, open the door.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica'] Uh. Everything's alright in here.
:'''Kevin''': Ma'am, we have reason to believe someone could be dangerous could be in the motel. We've been conducting room-to-room service.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica] I'm alone, officer.
:'''Kevin''': Someone could be holding you at gunpoint, forcing you to say that. Please open the door.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica] I don't think I should.
:'''Kevin''': Ma'am, you have three seconds before I break this door down. 1.. 2..
:''[Kate opens door.]''
:'''Kevin''': Wanna get it on?

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:'''Jack:''' No, I think you misunderstood me. I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to understand how you're gonna die.

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:'''Kate''': I can't leave without you!
:'''Jack''': Yes, you can! Go!
:'''Kate''': Jack, I can't!
:'''Jack''': Go! Now!
:'''Kate''': Jack, I can't!
:'''Jack''': Kate, Dammit, RUN!
:''[Episode ends]''

=== ''Not in Portland'' [3.7] ===

:'''Edmund Burke''': ''[on mobile phone]'' Because you're insufferable. And you're mean. Well, you asked me for the truth, Mom.

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:'''Jack''': Tell me
:'''Kate''': Tell you?
:'''Jack''': The first day on the beach, the day of the crash, the story that I told you. If you're safe, tell me.
:'''Tom''': Do you think this is the best time?
:'''Jack''': Shut up!
:'''Kate''': You were doing surgery on a girl, and you messed up. You made a mistake. You tore something on her back, and all the nerves came loose. And you said the fear was so... real. And you didn't know what to do. So you counted to five.. ''[Kate starts to cry]'' And then you weren't afraid anymore. And then it was just gone. And you fixed her, you saved her.
:'''Jack''': (after a pause) I need you to make me a promise, Kate.
:'''Kate''': Jack-
:'''Jack''': Promise me that you'll never come back here for me. Don't come back, Kate.

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''[Ben wakes up mid-surgery]''
:'''Tom''': Ben's awake...
:'''Juliet''': How?
:'''Tom''': Shephard said he's a spinal surgeon, not an anesthesiologist.

=== ''Flashes Before Your Eyes'' [3.8] ===

:''[Charlie and Hurley are ransacking Sawyer's stash]''
:'''Hurley''': Dude, I don't know about this.
:'''Charlie''': See, you're looking at this all wrong. He would want us to do this.
:'''Hurley''': He'd want us to ransack his tent and take his stash? Yeah, that sounds exactly like Sawyer.
:'''Charlie''': Well, he stole all this in the first place. I mean, people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... ''[Finds adult magazines]'' ...shocking amounts of pornography.

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:''[Desmond has just saved Claire from drowning]''
:'''Charlie''': How did you know? How did you know she was drowning?
:'''Hurley''': I'll tell you how he knew. That guy...sees the future, dude.

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:'''Ms. Hawking''': This is wrong. You don't buy the ring. You have second thoughts; you walk right out that door. So, come on, let's have it.
:'''[[w:Desmond Hume|Desmond]]''': I don't know what you're on about.
:'''Ms. Hawking''': You don't buy the ring, Desmond.
:'''Desmond''': How do you know my name?
:'''Ms. Hawking''': Well, I know your name as well as I know that you that don't ask Penny to marry you. In fact, you break her heart. Well, breaking her heart is, of course, what drives you in a few short years from now to enter that sailing race, to prove her father wrong, which brings you to the island where you spend the next 3 years of your life entering numbers into the computer until you are forced to turn that failsafe key. And if you don't do those things, Desmond David Hume, every single one of us is dead. So give me that sodding ring!

=== ''Stranger in a Strange Land'' [3.9] ===

:'''Isabelle''': ''[about Jack's tattoo]'' ''He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.'' That's what they say.
:'''Jack''': That's what they say. It's not what they mean.
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:'''Juliet''': I hear you only liked them grilled.
:'''Jack''' ''[Smiles]'': I missed the toothpicks too.
:''[Juliet gives him the sandwich]''
:'''Jack''': Let me see.
:'''Juliet''': Jack...
:'''Jack''': They marked you? Let me see.
:''[Juliet shows him her mark]''
:'''Jack''': If you would break off that aloe plant there...
:'''Juliet''': It's ok, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Please, please do it.
:''[Juliet breaks off a piece, and Jack puts it on her back, their hands almost touching]''
:'''Juliet''': Why did you help me?
:'''Jack''': He told you that you could leave the island. He told me the same thing. We're going to make sure he keepes his promise.
:'''Juliet''': We're? How are we going to do that?
:'''Jack''': Together.

=== ''Tricia Tanaka Is Dead'' [3.10] ===

:'''Charlie''': So, when's it going to happen?
:'''Desmond''': When's what going to happen?
:'''Charlie''': Don't play stupid with me, brother.
:'''Desmond''': I was drunk. If I said anything...
:'''Charlie''': I have a right to know when I'm gonna die.
:'''Desmond''': It doesn't work like that.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell is my stuff?
:'''Charlie''': What stuff?
:'''Sawyer''': You know good and damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, bottle of scotch...
:'''Desmond''': Apologies for the scotch, mate.

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:'''Hurley''': Dude, that beer's been sitting there since before Rocky 3. Maybe even 2. It's probably poisoned by now.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Indicates Roger's corpse]'' Skeletor seems to like it.

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:''[Sawyer is helping Jin practice speaking English]''
:'''Sawyer''': I'm sorry.
:'''Jin''': I'm sorry.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay, nice. Keep it coming.
:'''Jin''': Uh, you were right.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay. That's two. Hit me.
:'''Jin''': Those pants don't make you look fat.
:'''Sawyer''': Now you got it. Only three things a woman needs to hear.

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:'''Sayid''': Kate, if you were looking for help to find Jack, why didn't you ask us?
:'''Kate''': Two reasons: you don't know where to look and you're not motivated. And I don't blame you. Why would you want to go on another trek across the island, risk more lives just to get Jack back?
:'''Locke''': You're wrong.
:'''Kate''': Oh, really? They why didn't you come after-
:'''Locke''': Not about the motivation, just about knowing where to look. We got a compass bearing, and I'm pretty sure if we follow it, it'll lead us right to 'em.
:'''Kate''': How?
:'''Sayid''': Because of the way the sunlight hit Mr. Eko's stick when John was burying him.

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:'''Sawyer''': What's your problem, Jumbotron?
:'''Hurley''': Shut up... Red... Neck... Man!
:'''Sawyer''': ''[amused]'' Touché.

=== ''Enter 77'' [3.11] ===

:''[Kate and Sayid are inside the Flame station with Mikhail, who claims to be a member of the DHARMA Initiative; Mikhail is sewing Sayid's bullet injury and the cat is scratching the carpet]''

:'''Mikhail''': Будьте вежливы, они - мои гости, Надия.
:'''Sayid''': What did you just say?
:'''Mikhail''': I told Nadia to be polite, because you are my guests.
:'''Sayid''': Nadia?
:'''Mikhail''': After [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadia_Comaneci Nadia Comaneci]. The greatest athlete the world has even known. We have the same birth date. [...mumbling] Now, excellent work if I say so myself.
:'''Sayid''': Thank you, Mikhail.
:'''Mikhail''': Perhaps, you can give me your forgiveness if I offer you some ice tea. I will also check on your friend.

[...]

:'''Sayid''': What's wrong?
:'''Kate''': Doesn't make any sense. Why would they let him stay here, with all this stuff, all this equipment?
:'''Sayid''': Actually, it makes perfect sense.
:'''Kate''': What are you talking about?
:'''Sayid''': The reason they let him stay here is because he is not DHARMA. He is one of them.
:'''Kate''': He shot you and you just let him-why are we still sitting here?
:'''Sayid''': We are sitting here, Kate, because I am certain he is not alone.

=== ''Par Avion'' [3.12] ===

:''[Kate, Sayid, and Locke are holding Mikhail prisoner]''
:'''Locke''': Remind me why we're keeping him alive.
:'''Sayid''': What do you suggest? That we shoot him like a dog?
:'''Locke''': No. I like dogs.

=== ''The Man from Tallahassee'' [3.13] ===

:'''Locke''': The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?
:'''Ben''': No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.

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:'''Ben''': Would you mind helping me get into my chair. No tricks, I promise. I just want some dignity. You of all people should understand what means to want some dignity. Thank you. So tell me John, how do you plan on piloting our submarine. Its a complicated piece of machinery. You just don't press submerge.
:'''Locke''': I'll figure something out. For all you know I was a commander in the Navy. Put your arm around my neck and I'll lift under your knees.
:'''Ben''': What's in the pack, John? If you met Mikail that means you were at the communications station, which means you found the explosives. So you're not planning on piloting the submarine anywhere, you're planning to destroy it. I know you, John Locke.
:'''Locke''': You don't know me at all.
:'''Ben''': I know you were born in California. I know that you were raised in foster care. I know that you wasted a big part of your life in Tustin, pushing papers at a place that manufactures industrial boxes. I know that you spent the four years prior to arriving on this island in a wheelchair, and I know how you ended up in it.

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:'''Jack''': [To Kate] I will come back here for you.

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:'''Locke''': Where do you get electricity?
:'''Ben''': We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair.
:'''Locke''': Yeah, that's funny.

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:'''Ben''': I know you think you need to do this John, but if you blow up my submarine, I'll have a big problem with my people.
:'''Locke''': Is that supposed to be an incentive not to blow it up?
:'''Ben''': I was born on this island; not many of my people can say that. Most of them were recruited and brought here, and as much as they love this place, as much as they would do anything to defend it, they need to know that they can leave if they want to. The sub maintains that illusion.
:'''Locke''': So you're lying to them?
:'''Ben''': No... they're here because they want to be here. Some of them are just not ready to make a full commitment yet. But you John, you've already made that commitment. And now you have a choice, because if you stop and think, I can show you things. things I know that you want to see very badly. Let me put it so you'll understand: picture a box. You know something about boxes, don't you John? What if I told you that somewhere on this island there is a very large box and whatever you imagined, whatever you wanted to be in it, when you open that box, there it would be. What would you say about that John?
:'''Locke''': I'd say that I hope that box is big enough for you to imagine up a new submarine.
:'''Ben''': Why are you so angry John?
:'''Locke''': Because you're cheating. You communicate with the outside world whenever you want to, you come and go as you please, you use electricity and running water and guns. You're a hypocrite. You don't deserve to be on this island. If you had any idea what this place was you wouldn't be putting chicken in your refrigerator.
:'''Ben''': You have been on this island for 80 days, John. I have been here my entire life. So what makes you think you know this island better than I do?
:'''Locke''': Because you're in the wheelchair, and I'm not.

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:'''Anthony Cooper''': I'm a con man, not a murderer.

=== ''Exposé'' [3.14] ===

:''[Nikki's character Corvette in the TV show ''Exposé'' has been shot]''
:'''Howard Zukerman''': Brilliant, Nikki. As always. You know you don't need to die, we can bring you back next season.
:'''Nikki''': How?
:'''Zukerman''': She didn't necessarily die. We could say she was wearing a bullet-proof vest.
:''[Nikki briefly opens her gown, revealing her character's skimpy costume]''
:'''Zukerman''': Or bullet-proof breast...
:'''Nikki''': I'm just a guest star, and we all know what happens to guest stars.

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:'''Nikki''': Razzle Dazzle!

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:'''Charlie''': Sun? It was me.
:'''Sun''': What?
:'''Charlie''': It was me who took you. Not the Others. I wasn't myself, after Locke hit me. After he humiliated me. Sawyer told me I could get even by steal the guns. We just made it look like the Others. I didn't mean to hurt you.
:''[Sun walks away]''
:'''Charlie''': I'm sorry....

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:''[Sawyer is digging Nikki and Paulo's grave when Sun is walking towards him]''
:'''Sun''': Charlie told me it was your idea to kidnap me.
:'''Sawyer''': You're gonna tell Jin?
:'''Sun''': No.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''Sun''': Because then we have to dig another grave.
:''[Sun puts the diamonds in Sawyer's hands]''
:'''Sawyer''': Why are you giving me these?
:'''Sun''': Because they are worthless here.
:'''Sawyer''': See. And I thought I was gonna get out of this....
:''[He stops when Sun punches him in the face and walks away]''

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:'''Shannon''': ''[to Boone]'' Stop flirting with random guys!

=== Left Behind [3.15] ===

:'''Sawyer''': All right, let's do it.
:'''Hurley''': Do what?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
:'''Hurley''': Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
:'''Sawyer''': Could we just do this?
:'''Hurley''': Do what?
:'''Sawyer''': Make nice.
:'''Hurley''': Apologize for calling me all those names.
:'''Sawyer''': I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
:'''Hurley''': Really?
:'''Sawyer''': You're worse than a girl!

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:''[Sawyer has just realized that Hurley has tricked him into being nice by telling him the survivors were voting to banish him]''
:'''Sawyer''': You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.
:'''Hurley''': Wasn't it nice, being nice?
:'''Sawyer''': You tricked me into being ''decent''? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!
:'''Hurley''': Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.
:'''Sawyer''': Leader? What the hell are you smoking?
:'''Hurley''': Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.
:'''Sawyer''': What if I don't want to be the leader?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.

=== The Brig [3.19] ===
:'''Cooper''': Guess I didn't raise no dummies.
:'''Sawyer''': The hell's that mean?
:'''Cooper''': It means that bald headed bastard outside the door is my son.
:'''Sawyer''': Come again?
:'''Cooper''': My son. As in I'm his father. You do speak English?
:'''Sawyer''': How did you get here, to the Island?
:'''Cooper''': Island? OK. I'm driving down I10 through Tallahassee when bam, somebody slams into the back of my car. I go right into the divider at seventy miles an hour, the next thing I know, the paramedics are strapping me to a gurney, stuffing me into the back of an ambulance and one of them actually smiles at me as he pops the IV in my arm. And then, nothing. Just, black. And the next thing I know I wake up in a dark room tied up, gag in my mouth, and when the door opens, I'm looking up at the same man I threw out a window, John Locke. My dead son.
:'''Sawyer''': And he's dead cause you threw him out a window?
:'''Cooper''': No he survived that. But it paralysed him, permanently. He's dead because the plane he was flying on crashed in the Pacific.
:'''Sawyer''': Well I got bad news for ya pops, cause I was on that plane with your son. He sure as hell wasn't crippled. And we didn't crash in the Pacific, we crashed here on this Island.
:'''Cooper''': You sure its an Island?
:'''Sawyer''': Well what else is it?
:'''Cooper''': Little hot for heaven isn't it?
:'''Sawyer''': [Sarcastically] Oh OK, so we're dead?
:'''Cooper''': They found your plane on the bottom of the ocean. One minute I'm in a car wreck and the next minute I'm in a pirate ship in the middle of the jungle. If this isn't hell friend, then where are we?
:'''Sawyer''': Why did you throw Locke out a window?
:'''Cooper''': He was becoming a nuisance. I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. He never got over it.
:'''Sawyer''': [Pauses] Conned?
:'''Cooper''': Yes sir, conned.
:'''Sawyer''': What's your name?
:'''Cooper''': Hmm?
:'''Sawyer''': Your name.
:'''Cooper''': A conman goes by many names friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul...
:'''Sawyer''': Tom Sawyer.
:'''Cooper''': I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
:'''Sawyer''': Well how about that.
:'''Cooper''': How about what?
:'''Sawyer''': Sawyer's my name too
:'''Cooper''': What's the matter with you?
:'''Sawyer''': You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?
:'''Cooper''': Why?
:'''Sawyer''': Have you or haven't you?
:'''Cooper''': Yeah I been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?
:'''Sawyer''': No. You killed my daddy.
[Sawyer gets his letter out of his pocket – the one to Mr. Sawyer]
:'''Sawyer''': Read it.
:'''Cooper''': “Dear Mr Sawyer”. What is this?
:'''Sawyer''': Just read it.
:'''Cooper''': “You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. And I know what you done. You had sex with my mother, and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry and he killed my mother, and then he killed himself” blah blah blah blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you, you wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?
:'''Sawyer''': Keep reading.
:'''Cooper''': Easy, easy, don't get all worked up. Look, I ran that con two dozen times. If your mother was one of the...
:'''Sawyer''': Mary. Her name was Mary.
:'''Cooper''': Mary from Jasper, Alabama. Yeah, I remember her. She practically begged me to take her thirty-eight thousand dollars and to rescue her from her sorry little life.
:'''Sawyer''': You finish the letter.
:'''Cooper''': Look, I only took her money. It ain't my fault your dad overreacted. If he pulled the old murder suicide then I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Er, maybe you could take this up with him...
:'''Sawyer''': FINISH IT!!!
:'''Cooper''': OK. OK.
[He rips up the letter into pieces, and Sawyer attacks him, choking him with the chains around the room]
:'''Sawyer''': You wanna go to hell? You wanna go to hell!!
[Cooper chokes and Sawyer keeps pulling until he stops moving and kills him. He then releases him.]

=== ''The Man Behind the Curtain'' [3.20] ===

:'''Ben''': We're here. You'll want to turn off your flashlight, John.
:'''Locke''': Why?
:'''Ben''': Jacob feels the same way about technology as you do. Once I open this door, there's no turning back. Are you sure this is what you want? So be it. ''Jacob, I'm here with John Locke. We're coming in now. Jacob, this is John.'' Don't you going to say hello, John?
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Ben''': ''I told you he wouldn't.''
:'''Locke''': Who? What are you talking about?
:'''Ben''': You can't see him?
:'''Locke''': See who?
:'''Ben''': Jacob. He's sitting right here in this chair. ''Yes, I know, but he insisted.''
:'''Locke''': What is this?
:'''Ben''': You wanted the secrets of the island, well here they are. This is the man who can answer every single... ''I am not! He made me bring him here! Did you think that that was my... Sir, may I finish?!''
:'''Locke''': You're crazy.
:'''Ben''': Excuse me?
:'''Locke''': You don't know anything about the island, do you? You just made it all up.
:'''Ben''': ''Jacob, please, I can't hear him if you're going to talk...''
:'''Locke''': Stop... Stop... Shut up! You're putting on a show for me! Or, do you... Do you really think there is someone there?
:'''Ben''': I know there is someone there.
:'''Locke''': You don't know anything.
:'''Ben''': I'm sorry you feel that way, John. And I'm sorry that you're too limited to see.
:'''Locke''': You're pathetic.
:'''Jacob''': Help me.
:'''Locke''': What did you just say?
:'''Ben''': I didn't say anything.
:'''Locke''': Oh yes you did. I heard you. You said...
:'''Ben''': That's enough, you've had your fun!
:'''Locke''': What was that?
:'''Ben''': That was Jacob.

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:'''Ben''': What did you hear in there, John? What did Jacob say to you?
:'''Locke''': He didn't say anything to me. You did.
:'''Ben''': What are you talking about?
:'''Locke''': There is no Jacob, Ben. I'm not going to be taken in by the little show you put on last night. You're a fraud. And it's time your people were told the truth. And this is not the way we came!
:'''Ben''': I'm taking us back another way. I wanted to show you something first.
:'''Locke''': I've seen enough.
:'''Ben''': You know, John, you're not wrong. Some of the things I've told you, some of the things I've told everyone, are not true.
:'''Locke''': Like what?
:'''Ben''': Well, for starters, I wasn't born on this island.
:'''Locke''': Then where did you come from?
:'''Ben''': That's what I want to show you.

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:'''Ben''': This is where I came from, John. These are my people. The [[w:DHARMA Initiative|DHARMA Initiative]]. They came here seeking harmony, but they couldn't even coexist with the Island's original inhabitants. And when it became clear that one side had to go, one side had to be purged, I did what I had to do. I was one of the people that was smart enough to make sure that I didn't end up in that ditch, which makes me considerably smarter than you, John.
:''[Ben shoots Locke and he falls in the mass grave]''
:'''Ben''': What did Jacob say to you?
:'''Locke''': Why did you do this?
:'''Ben''': Because you heard him. Now I need to know what he said.
:'''Locke''': "Help me."
:'''Ben''': John, I'm not going to ask you again! What did he say to you?
:'''Locke''': He said... "help me."
:''[Ben looks troubled, and flinches for a moment]''
:'''Ben''': Well I certainly hope he helps you, John.

=== ''Greatest Hits'' [3.21] ===

:'''Charlie''': Anyone want to venture a guess as to what Jack is going to be showing us out in the middle of nowhere?
:'''Hurley''': I don't know… stuff—probably secret stuff.
:'''Charlie''': Why does everything have to be such a secret? How about some openness for a change?
:'''Hurley''': We kept the parachute lady secret.
:'''Charlie''': Ah, that's different.
:'''Claire''': Different, how?
:'''Charlie''': Well, because we weren't out there playing football with them.

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:'''Jack''': When Juliet told me they were coming, the first thing I thought was: where the hell are we going to hide this time? But hiding's pointless; they're just going to keep coming back, so I went out and I found some help. And for the past few days, she's been bringing dynamite back from the ''Black Rock''. For the very first time, we know exactly what they want, when they're coming to get it and they have no idea. We're going to be waiting for them. So Juliet's going to mark the tents with the white rocks just like she was told to, but there's not going to be any pregnant women inside; there's going to be plenty of what we just used on that tree. So tomorrow night, we stop hiding, we stop running, we stop living in fear of them, because when they show up, we're going to blow them all to hell.

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:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you doing here, Karl?
:'''Karl''': They're… coming… my people…
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry you came all this way for nothing, but we already know.
:'''Karl''': Then why are you still here?
:'''Sawyer''': 'Cause when your people show up here tomorrow night, we're going to be ready for 'em.
:'''Karl''': Tomorrow? No. No, they're coming tonight. They're coming right now!

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:'''Desmond''': I'm sorry, brother, but this time - this time you have to die

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:'''Jack''': Better get going. Rousseau said it's about a day's walk up to the radio tower.
:'''Sayid''': I'm not taking them up to the tower—you are.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Sayid''': You're not staying behind.
:'''Jack''': This was my idea.
:'''Sayid''': And I'm perfectly capable of executing it.
:'''Jack''': I owe them!
:'''Sayid''': What are you more concerned about: killing the Others or getting our people off this island? This afternoon you said you were our leader. It's time for you to act like one. Lead them to the radio tower, Jack and then take us all home.

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:'''Sayid''': Hey.
:'''Jack''': Hey.
:'''Kate''': So here we go again, huh?
:'''Jack''': [Laughs.] Here we go again.

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['''Charlie''''s "greatest hits" written on a sheet of paper]:
5. The first time I heard myself on the radio.
4. Dad teaching me to swim at Butlins.
3. The Christmas Liam gave me the ring.
2. Woman outside Covent Garden calls me a hero.
1. The night I met you [Claire].

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:'''Desmond''': We're here.
:'''Charlie''': I want you to give this to Claire for me.
:'''Desmond''': What is it?
:'''Charlie''': It's the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life, my greatest hits. You know, memories are all I've got.

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:'''Charlie''': What about your girl? Penny?
:'''Desmond''': What about your girl?

=== ''Through the Looking Glass'' [3.22]===

:'''Bonnie''': ''[on radio, to Ben]'' One of them is here.
:'''Ben''': Which one?
:'''Bonnie''': I don't know. he won't say.
:'''Charlie''': It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!
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:'''Charlie''': (written on his hand) NOT PENNY´S BOAT
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:'''Charlie''': So much for fate.

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:'''Hurley''': Attention Others. Come in Others. If you're listening to this, I want you to know that we got you bastards. And unless the rest of you wanna be blown up you best stay away from our beach...

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:''[Bernard is preparing to ambush the Others]''
:'''Rose''': If I told you that I'd help you with your SOS sign, would you change your mind?
:'''Bernard''': No ma'am.
:'''Rose''': Then I want you to say it again.
:'''Bernard''': Rose...
:'''Rose''': Say it, Bernard.
:'''Bernard''': I am a dentist, I am not [[w:Rambo|Rambo]].
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:'''Rose''': If you say "[[w:Live Together, Die Alone|live together, die alone]]" to me, Jack, I'll punch you in the face.
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:'''Walt''': John, you have work to do.
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:'''Jack''': Sawyer, it's a suicide mission without guns.
:'''Juliet''': I know where there are some guns. Ethan left a stash near the beach.
:'''Jack''': Juliet, you don't have to do that.
:'''Juliet''': Yeah, Jack, I kinda do.
:'''Sawyer''': Let's do this.
:'''Jack''': Don't do anything stupid.
:'''Juliet''': I won't if you won't.
:''[They kiss]''
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:'''Jack''': Why don't you get my father down here? If I'm drunker than he is, then you can fire me!
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:'''Ben''': Not so long ago, Jack, I made a decision that took the lives of over forty people in a single day. I'm telling you this because history is about to repeat itself, right here, right now.
:'''Jack''': Let me guess you've got us surrounded and if I don't do what you say you're gonna, you're gonna kill all of my people?
:'''Ben''': No, Jack, you are.
:'''Jack''':''[Laughs]'' And how am I going do that, Ben?
:'''Ben''': The woman you've been traveling with. The one who parachuted onto the island from that helicopter. She's not who she says she is.
:'''Jack''': She's not, huh?
:'''Ben''': No she's not.
:'''Jack''': Then who is she?
:'''Ben''': She's a representative of some people who've been trying to find this island, Jack. She's one of the bad guys.
:'''Jack''': Oh, I almost forgot, you're the, you're the good guys.
:'''Ben''': Jack listen to me. If you phone her boat, every single living person on this island will be killed. So here's what has to happen. Get that device, that phone she carries with her, and give it to me. I will turn around, we'll walk back to my people, you will turn around and walk back to your people.
:'''Jack''': I'm not going anywhere.
:''[Jack and Ben both stand up at the same time, staring each other down]''
:'''Ben''': May I have my walkie talkie back?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Ben''': There's something you need to hear. Please?
:''[Jack gives it to him]''
:'''Ben''': Tom are you there?
:'''Tom''': Yes I'm here.
:'''Ben''':''[To Jack]'' Your plan killed seven of my people, but the ones you failed to kill are now holding your friends: Jin, Sayind, Bernard, at gunpoint.
:'''Sayid''': Jack, don't give him anything.
:''[Ryan hits Sayid]''
:'''Bernard''': Leave him alone!
:'''Ryan''': I said shut up!
:'''Jack''': And what's to stop me from snapping your neck?
:'''Ben''': Tom unless you hear my voice in one minute, shoot all three of them.
:'''Tom''': Got it.
:'''Ryan''': I said don't move.
:'''Ben''': Bring me the phone, Jack.
:'''Sayid''': Don't negotiate with him-
:'''Ben''': Forty seconds.
:'''Jack''': No. I'm getting them all of the island. All of them!
:'''Ben''': Let me ask you something, Jack. Why do you wanna leave the Island? What is it that you so desperately want to get back to? You have no one. Your father's dead, your wife left you, moved on with another man. Can you just not wait to get back to the hospital? Get back to fixing things? It's twenty seconds now. Just get me the phone, Jack.
:'''Jack''': No.
:'''Ben''': Ten seconds. Bring me the phone.
:'''Jack''': No.
:'''Ben''': I'm not bluffing!
:'''Jack''': I WON'T DO IT!
:'''Ben''': Five. Four. Three.
:'''Jack''': No.
:''[Three shots are heard over the walkie talkie, Jack cringes with anguish]''
:'''Ben''': I'm so sorry, Jack.
:''[Furious, Jack tackles Ben to the ground and beats him half to death. He then takes the walkie talkie]''
:'''Jack''': Tom are you there?
:'''Tom''': Yeah, Jack, I hear ya.
:'''Jack''': I'm going to lead my people up to the radio tower. And I'm going to make a call and get them all rescued. Every one of them. And then I'm gonna come find you. And I'm gonna kill ya.
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:'''Kate''': What happened? What'd he say?
:'''Jack''': It's not important right now. Just, get everything together...
:'''Kate''': Jack, your knuckles. Here
:''[Kate begins cleaning his bruised knuckles]''
:'''Kate''': What happened?
:'''Jack''': He killed them. Bernard, Jin, Sayid, all three of them. He radioed the beach. And I let it happen. We can't tell Rose. Or Sun, not yet. We gotta keep moving, I promised Sayid that we would keep moving.
:'''Kate''': So why did you bring him back? Why didn't you just kill him?
:'''Jack''': Because I want him to see it. I want him to experience the moment that we get off this island, and I want him to know he failed. Then I'll kill him.
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:'''Ben''': Alex... this is your mother.
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:'''Kate''': Why are you sticking up for Saywer? He'd never do it for you.
:'''Jack''': Because I love you.
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:'''Ben''': Jack, making that call is the "beginning of the end"
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:''[Locke has just killed Naomi]''
:'''Jack: JOHN!
:'''Locke''':''[Aims his gun at Jack]'' Step back, Jack.
:'''Jack''': What did you do?
:'''Locke''': What I had to. Now step back.
:''[The phone rings, Jack and Locke look at it]''
:'''Locke''': Stay away from the phone.
:''[Jack runs and grabs the phone as Locke tries to shoot it]''
:'''Jack''': What are you doing, John?
:'''Locke''': I don't wanna shoot you.
:'''Ben''': Do it, John! Shoot him! Do what you need to do-
:''[Ben is silenced as Rousseau knocks him out]''
:'''Locke''': Please. Put the phone down.
:'''Jack''': No. You're done keeping me on this island.
:'''Locke''':''[Thumbs back the hammer]'' I will kill you if I have to.
:'''Jack''': Then do it.
:'''Kate''': Jack!
:''[Locke hesitates then lowers the gun]''
:'''Locke''':''[Sadly]'' Jack, you're not supposed to do this.
:''[Locke leaves as Jack answers the phone]''
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:'''Kate''': Hey.
:'''Jack''': Hey.
:'''Kate''': ''[after a pause]'' Saw you on the news. Still pulling people out of burning wreckage, huh.
:'''Jack''': [[w:Pilot (Lost)|Old habits]].
:'''Kate''': You look terrible.
:'''Jack''': ''[laughs]'' Thanks.
:'''Kate''': Why'd you call me, Jack?
:'''Jack''': ''[displaying the as-yet unknown obituary]'' I was hoping that you heard... that you would go to the funeral.
:'''Kate''': ...Why would I go to the funeral?
:'''Jack''': ''[after a long pause]'' Been flying a lot.
:'''Kate''': What?
:'''Jack''': That golden pass they gave us? Been using it. Every Friday night I fly from [[w:L.A.|L.A.]] to Tokyo... or Singapore... or Sydney. I get off... have a drink... fly home.
:'''Kate''': ...why?
:'''Jack''': Because I want it to crash, Kate. I don't care about anyone else on board. Every little bump we hit, turbulence... I actually ''close'' my eyes, and I pray... I pray that I can go ''back''.
:'''Kate''': This is not going to change...
:'''Jack''': No, I'm sick of ''lying''. We made a mistake.
:'''Kate''': I have to go. He's going to be wondering where I am.
:'''Jack''': We were not supposed to leave.
:'''Kate''': Yes, we were. ''[she begins to leave and get in the car]
:'''Jack''': We have to go back, Kate. ''[the car pulls away]'' We have to go back!
:''[A plane takes off behind Jack as the episode ends]''

==Season Four==
===''The Beginning of the End'' [4.01]===
:'''Hurley''': I'm one of the Oceanic Six! I'm one of the Oceanic Six!
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:'''Charlie''': (written on his hand) THEY NEED YOU
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:'''Abbadon''': Mr Reyes. Hello. My name is Matthew Abaddon. I'm an attorney for Oceanic Airlines. Can we talk for a few minutes?
:'''Hurley''': Ok.
:'''Abbadon''': I'm here, Mr Reyes, because we heard about your recent (pauses) episode. Your arrest. Your incarceration here. Frankly we feel terrible about it. So, on behalf of Oceanic, I'd like to extend you an invitation for a little upgrade.
:'''Hurley''': What kind of upgrade?
:'''Abbadon''': To a facility where the paint isn't peeling off the walls. Where you'd have your own bathroom. You could see the ocean from there...
:'''Hurley''': I don't wanna see the ocean.
:'''Abbadon''': No problem.
:'''Hurley''': Actually thanks, I'm, I'm fine right here.
:'''Abbadon''': Are you fine Mr Reyes?
:'''Hurley''': What do you mean?
:'''Abbadon''': You're in a mental institution.
:'''Hurley''': Who'd you say you were again? I'd like to see a business card.
:'''Abbadon''': (Abaddon reaches into his pocket, and presents nothing)I must have left them at home.
:'''Hurley''': Then we're done, dude. (Hurley gets up)
:'''Abbadon''': Are they still alive?
:'''Hurley''': (Pauses) What?
:'''Abbadon''': You heard me.
:'''Hurley''': Nurse. Nurse! Get out of here! You better get out of here! Help me. Help me, he's after me. No no no. That guy's after me. Help me. (Hurley looks over at Abbadon and he leaves)
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:'''Kate''': What are you doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Same thing I've always done Kate: surviving.
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:'''Jack''': Do you ever miss?
:'''Hurley''': Jack.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I was on my way back from a consult. Thought I'd drop by and pay you a visit. Horse?
:'''Hurley''': You're on. So consult huh? Does that mean you're back doing surgical stuff? (Jack starts playing basketball with Hurley)
:'''Jack''': Yeah. (Hurley shoots and scores. Jack shoots and misses) H
:'''Hurley''': Reporters leaving you alone? (Hurley shoots and scores)
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Still have to sign some autographs when I go out for coffee. Thinking about growing a beard. (He shoots and misses again)
:'''Hurley''': You'd look weird with a beard, dude. That's H O. So, what are you really doing here, Jack?
:'''Jack''': I was just checking on ya, seeing if everything was ok.
:'''Hurley''': Checking to see if I was nuts, if I was gonna tell.
:'''Jack''': Are you?
:'''Hurley''': You're up.
:'''Jack''': Nah, you win. I, er, I gotta run. It was great seeing you Hurley. (Jack starts to leave)
:'''Hurley''': I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went with Locke. I should have stayed with you.
:'''Jack''': Its water under the bridge, man.
:'''Hurley''': I don't think we did the right thing, Jack. I think it wants us to come back.
:'''Jack''': Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': And its going to do everything it can...
:'''Jack''': (Shouts) We're never going back!(Jack heads for the door)
:'''Hurley''': Never say never, dude.
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:'''Daniel Faraday''': Are you Jack?

===''Confirmed Dead'' [4.02]===

:'''Locke''': Let's go.
:'''Sawyer''': Why are you going East? Thought you said the Barracks were due South.
:'''Locke''': Because, James, we have to make a little detour first.
:'''Sawyer''': Detour to what?
:'''Locke''': There's a cabin I have to go to.
:'''Hurley''': I think the cabin was back that way.
:'''Locke''': What did you say Hugo?
:'''Hurley''': I er, thought you were talking about the airplane cabin.
(Locke stares at Hurley. So does Ben)
:'''Sawyer''': Why are we wasting our time going to some shack anyway?
:'''Locke''': Because we're supposed to.
:'''Sawyer''': Right. Like you were supposed to throw a knife into that Naomi chick's back.
:'''Locke''': Ahuh.
:'''Sawyer''': You mind telling us who you're getting your orders from, Colonel Kurtz?
:'''Locke''': I got em from Walt.
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:'''Sawyer''': What the hell do you mean you saw Walt? In a dream?
:'''Locke''': No dream, it was Walt. Only, taller.
:'''Sawyer''': Taller? What like a giant? OK, what exactly did Walt tell you?
:'''Locke''': He said I had work to do. That I had to stop this woman, Naomi, from bringing the rest of her people here.
:'''Sawyer''': What you didn't ask any follow-up questions?
:'''Locke''': Ben had shot me and left me for dead, Walt saved my life, so I pretty much took him at his word.
:'''Sawyer''': He shot you? Yet here you are fit as a fiddle tromping through the jungle.
(Locke shows Sawyer his wound)
:'''Locke''': The bullet went in one side, came out the other. I'd probably be dead if I still had a kidney there. Anything else?

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:'''Jack''': You need to put the guns down.
:'''Miles''': What?
:'''Jack''': Put the guns down.
:'''Miles''': Now why would I do that?
:'''Jack''': Because our friends are out in the jungle right holding a gun at your head and his head, so I'm gonna forget about the misunderstanding, just put the guns down!
:'''Miles''': Come on, how stupid do you think I-
:''[Several shots ring out, and Juliet and Sayid come out the bushes with guns aimed at Miles and Daniel. Kate grabs Daniel's gun and aims it at him, but Miles continues to hold his]''
:'''Jack''': I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?

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:''[Locke is about to execute Ben]''
:'''Ben''': John, listen. I have information that you need. I have answers.
:'''Locke''': What is the monster?
:'''Ben''': What?
:'''Locke''': The black smoke, the monster! What is it?
:'''Ben''': I don't know.
:''[Locke loads his gun]''
:'''Locke''': Goodbye, Benjamin.
:'''Ben''': Her name is Charlotte Lewis! ''[Charlotte looks shocked]'' Charlotte Staples Lewis. Born July 2, 1979, Essex, England. Parents David and Jeanette. Eldest of three, all girls. She was raised in Bromsgrove. Did her undergraduate studies at Kent. Took her PhD in cultural anthropology at Oxford. She's here with two other team members and a pilot. Their names are Daniel Faraday, Miles Straume, Frank Lapidus. ''[Charlotte continues to look shocked]'' Your instinct was right, John. These people are a threat.

===''The Economist'' [4.03]===

:'''Sawyer''': (to Ben): You ready to give us the name, Gizmo?
:'''Locke''': He's not going to tell you who his spy is on their boat, James.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, why not?
:'''Locke''': Because that's the only thing keeping him alive.
:'''Sawyer''': Well here's an idea: why don't we take a gun, point it to his big toe and send that little piggy to the market.[Ben looks slightly amused.]
:'''Sawyer''': (continues) And if he still doesn't want to tell us, move on to the roast beef. Why don't we do that?
:'''Locke''': Because then we'd have to carry him.

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:'''Kate''': Kinda sucks, huh?
:'''Jack''': What's that?
:'''Kate''': Being told not to come along. (Jack chuckles) Now you know what it feels like to be me.
:'''Jack''': Does that mean I should wait twenty minutes and go anyway? (Both laugh.)
:'''Kate''': (smiling) Touché.

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:'''Sayid''': Naomi, were you close to her?
:'''Miles''': Nope. Met her on the boat.
:'''Sayid''': You don't seem particularly affected by her death.
:'''Miles''': Sure I'm affected. She was hot and I dug her accent.
:'''Kate''': Nice.
:'''Sayid''': And this woman, Charlotte. You don't really care about her, do you?
:'''Miles''': Define care.
:'''Sayid''': So much for camaraderie.
:'''Miles''': Yeah, gee, who's the one going after one of their crash buddies with guns? Actually, I do care about Locke. Maybe you can tell me how he managed to split your happy little family in half.
:'''Sayid''': (glances at Kate) There was a fundamental debate as to whether your people were coming to rescue us... or kill us.
:'''Miles''': And which side did you land on?
:'''Sayid''': I let you know when I decide.

===''The Constant'' [4.05]===

:'''Daniel Faraday''': I think Eloise's brain short-circuited. The jumps between the present and the future eventually, she eventually, she couldn't tell which was which. She had no anchor.
:'''Desmond''': What do you mean, "anchor"?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': Something familiar in both times. All this, see all this is all variables. It's random; it's chaotic. Every equation needs stability, something known. It's called a "constant." Desmond, you have no constant. When you go to the future nothing there is familiar. So if you want to stop this, then you need to find something there, something that you really, really care about, something that also exists back here in 1996.
:'''Desmond''': This constant, can it be a person?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': Yeah, maybe. But you have to make contact. Didn't you say you were out on a boat in the middle of nowhere? ''[Desmond picks up a phone and begins dialing]'' Uh, who are you calling?
:'''Desmond''': Calling my bloody constant.

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[on the phone]
:'''Desmond''': I love you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I love you.
:'''Penelope''': I love you too.
:'''Desmond''': I don't know where I am but,
:'''Penelope''': I'll find you, Des,
:'''Desmond''': I promise,
:'''Penelope''': no matter what-
:'''Desmond''': I'll come back to you.
:'''Penelope''': I won't give up.
:'''Desmond''': I promise.
:'''Penelope''': I promise.
:'''Desmond, Penelope''': I love you.

===''The Other Woman'' [4.06]===
:'''Jack''': You people had therapists?
:'''Juliet''': It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
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:'''Juliet''': You knew this would happen. You sent him out here because you ''knew'' this would happen. You wanted this! You wanted him to die! Why?
:'''Ben''': Why? You're asking me why? After everything I did to get you here, after everything I've done to keep you here - how can you possibly not understand...that you're mine!
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:'''Jack''': Hey. Are you all right? ''[He touches Juliets face]''
:'''Juliet''': He wanted me to kill them. Ben. He sent Harper to tell me to kill them.
:'''Jack''': How could he possibly tell you that?
:'''Juliet''': I don't know! But he knew how to get to me. Don't you see? These people came here to wage war against Ben. And Ben's going to win. And when he does you don't want to be anywere near me.
:'''Jack''': ''[Quietly]'': Why not?
:'''Juliet''': ''[Pause]'': Because he thinks that I'm his. And he knows how I feel about you.
:''[Jack walks up to Juliet, and kisses her]''
:'''Jack''': He knows where to find me.
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:'''Ben''': See you at dinner.

===''The Shape of Things to Come'' [4.09]===

:'''Hurley''': We're all gonna die.
:'''Sawyer''': Calm down, Chicken Little. Sky ain't falling just yet.
:'''Hurley''': This is exactly what he wants. To fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude.
:'''Locke''': It's his to make, Hugo. Let's get on with it.
:'''Sawyer''': Right. ''[pauses]'' I'm attacking Siberia. ''[The camera zooms out revealing that they are playing Risk. Sawyer and Hurley roll the dice, and Sawyer wins.]'' Sorry.
:'''Hurley''': Can't believe you're just giving him Australia. Australia's the key to the whole game.
:'''Sawyer''': Says you.

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:'''Martin Keamy''': Mr. Linus, these are my terms. You're gonna step out the front door, put your hands above your head, and you're gonna walk straight to me. Once I have you in my custody, I promise that no one else in that house will be harmed.
:'''Ben''': You and I both know that once you have me there's nothing to stop you from killing everybody else on this island.
:'''Martin Keamy''': What kind of guy do you think I am?
:'''Ben''': Martin Christopher Keamy, former First Sergeant, United States Marine Corps. Served with distinction from 1996 to 2001, but since then you've worked with a number of mercenary organizations, specifically in Uganda. So I know exactly what kind of man you are, Mr. Keamy, and we can dispense with the formalities.

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:''[Ben tries to dissuade Keamy from killing Alex]''
:'''Ben''': She's not my daughter. I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. She's a pawn, nothing more. She means nothing to me. ''(pauses)'' I'm not coming out of his house. So if you want to kill her, go ahead and...
:''[Keamy shoots Alex]''

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:''[Just after Alex was killed while Ben watched]''
:'''Ben''': He changed the rules.

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:''[The survivors watch as the monster, which is much bigger than ever before and with lightning going though it, attacks the mercenaries at the tree line]''
:'''Locke''': ''[to Ben]'' What did you do?!
:'''Hurley''': You just ''called'' that thing?!

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:'''Jack''': Are you ever gonna take us off this island?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': No.

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:''[Ben has just broken into Charles Widmore's penthouse]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here, Charles, because you murdered my daughter.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Don't stand there looking at me with those horrible eyes of yours, and lay the blame for the death of that poor girl on me, when we both know very well I didn't murder her at all, Benjamin. You did.
:'''Ben''': No, that's not true.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Yes, Benjamin, it is. You creep into my bedroom in the dead of night, like a rat, and have the audacity to pretend that you're the victim? I know who you are, boy, what you are. I know that everything you have you took from me. ''[pauses]'' So. Once again I ask you, why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here, Charles, to tell you that I'm going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she's gone, once she's dead, then you'll understand how I feel, and you'll wish you hadn't changed the rules.
:'''Charles Widmore''': You'll never find her. ''[Ben turns around and begins to walk away]'' That island's mine, Benjamin. It always was. It will be again.
:'''Ben''': ''[Turns around]'' But you'll never find it.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Then I suppose the hunt is on for both of us.
:'''Ben''': I suppose it is. Sleep tight, Charles.

===''Something Nice Back Home'' [4.10]===

:''[Phone rings]''

:'''Jack''': - Hello?
:'''Jane (The Secretary)''': Dr. Shephard? Just confirming your 11:00 consult with Ms. Berenberg. It was moved up yesterday, and I know how you are with your calendar.
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Yeah, I remember, Jane. I'll, um... I'll be in there.
:'''Jane (The Secretary)''': Thank you, doctor.
:'''Jack''': All right. Bye.

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:''[Jack batters in one of Aaron's toy]''
:'''Jack''': Son of a bitch..

:'''Jack''': A-rod...
:'''[...]''':
:'''Jack''': Mornin'.
:'''Kate''': Morning yourself. I bought you a razor.
:'''Jack''': What, you don't like the scruff?
:'''Kate''': ''[Laughs softly]'' Razor's by the sink, Jack.
:''[Jack picks a towel for her]''
:''[They kiss]''

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:'''Jack''': ''[Reading to Aaron]'' "Alice took up the fan, and as the hall was very hot she kept fanning herself all the time she went on talking, dear, dear. How queer everything is today. And yesterday,things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? But if I'm not the same, the next question is, 'who in the world am I?' Aha, that's the great puzzle."

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:'''Kate''': You're a natural.
:'''Jack''': Yeah?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.
:'''Jack''': My old man used to read me that story.
:'''Kate''': Really?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Kate''': It's just... it's just sweet hearing you say nice things about your dad.
:'''Jack''': I don't say nice things about my dad? Well, he was a good storyteller. I'll give him that.
:''[He comes closer]''
:'''Jack''': You okay?
:'''Kate''': Just,I...I love seeing you with him. I'm so glad you changed your mind. I'm so glad that you're here.
:'''Jack''': Me too.
:''[They kiss and run straight to the bedroom]''

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:'''Jack''': Hey, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': Hey, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Why aren't you taking your meds?
:'''Hurley''': 'Cause we're dead... all of us. All the oceanic six. We're all dead. We never got off that island.
:'''Jack''': Hurley... that is not true.
:'''Hurley''': What'd you do today?
:'''Jack''': What did I do today? I,uh... ''[Sighs]'' I woke up, took a shower. Uh, Kate and I fed the baby.
:'''Hurley''': I thought you didn't want anything to do with Aaron.
:'''Jack''': I changed my mind after the trial.
:'''Hurley''': Living with Kate... taking care of Aaron... it all seems so perfect... just like heaven.
:'''Jack''': Just because I'm happy doesn't mean that this isn't real, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': I was happy, too, Jack... for a while, anyway. Then I saw Charlie. He likes to sit with me on the bench out on the front lawn. It's pretty cool, actually.
:'''Jack''': Okay. ''[Sighs]'' so what do the two of you talk about?
:'''Hurley''': Well, yesterday, he told me you were gonna be coming by. He wanted me to give you a message.
:'''Jack''': A message?
:'''Hurley''': ''[Opens the drawer]'' He made me write it down so I wouldn't mess it up. "You're not supposed to raise him, Jack" Does that make any sense?
:'''Jack''': No, that...doesn't make any sense.
:'''Hurley''': Do you think he means Aaron?
:'''Jack''': Take your meds, Hurley. Just take them.
:'''Hurley''': Hey, Jack? Charlie said someone's gonna be visiting you, too. Soon.

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:'''Kate''': The tent's all set. Everything's ready.
:'''Juliet''': Good. Thanks. Listen, I could use an extra pair of hands in there. You wanna help me out?
:'''Kate''': Um, I don't...I don't think that's a good idea.
:'''Juliet''': It's just holding a mirror. Jack wants to watch the surgery, "talk me through it."
:''[Kate smiles]''
:'''Juliet''': What?
:'''Kate''': I'm just surprised he's not taking it out of himself by now.
:''[They see Jack walking]''
:'''Juliet''': Jack? What are you doin'?
:''[Jack tries to walk without help]''
:'''Jack''': I don't need a stretcher. I can walk 50 feet.
:''[Kate arrives]''
:'''Kate''': I'll help you.
:'''Juliet''': They're gonna be back with the instruments soon. We need to be ready to go as soon as they get back. See you in there.
:''[Kate helps Jack and they walk together]''
:'''Kate''': So it looks like I'm gonna be your nurse.
:'''Jack''': Wouldn't be the first time.
:''[Brief pause]''
:''[Sighs]''
:'''Jack''': Listen, um... if something happens to me...
:'''Kate''': Shut up, Jack.
:''[Jack smiles]''
:'''Jack''': Fair enough.

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:'''Jack''': Kate? Kate? Wake up, Kate.
:'''Kate''': What time is it?
:'''Jack''': It's late. I just got home.
:'''Kate''': Were you working?
:'''Jack''': No. I... I just...had to stop and get something. It just took a while.
:'''Kate''': What's going on? What's wrong?
:'''Jack''': The other night, when I was reading to Aaron, you said... that I was a natural. ''[Sighs]'' do you really... do you really think that I'm good at this?
:'''Kate''': Yeah! You're good at this.
:'''Jack''': ''[pauses]'' Will you marry me?
:'''Kate''': ''[crying]'' Yes.
:''[Jack pulls out a small box and shows the ring]''
:'''Kate''': Of course I will, Yes!
:''[He wears it on her finger]''
:''[They hug]''

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:'''Jin''': Charlotte.
:'''Charlotte''': Yeah?
:'''Jin''': I know you understand me.
:'''Charlotte''': Pardon?
:'''Jin''': I know you speak Korean. You smiled when sun and I talked about you and you were listening to us at the station.
:'''Charlotte''': I'm sorry. Perhaps I can get your wife to translate...
:'''Jin''': You know, if you continue to lie, I'm going to hurt your friend Daniel, I'm going to break his fingers one at a time, do you understand that?
:'''Charlotte''': What do you want?
:'''Jin''': When you helicopter comes for you, you're goning to take my wife off this island.
:'''Charlotte''': What about you and the rest of your friends?
:'''Jin''': Just get her on the helicopter.

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:'''Kate''': ''[On the phone]'': Yeah, I'll just have the nanny stay for an extra couple hours. Jack's never home before 8:00. I could stay for at least an hour.
:''[Kate sees Jack watching her]''
:'''Kate''': I-I gotta go. Jack's home. Yeah, okay. I'll call you later. Bye.
:''[Kate hangs up]''
:'''Kate''': You scared me.
:'''Jack''': ''[Smiles]'' Sorry. I thought you'd be in bed. ''[Brief pause]'' Who was that?
:'''Kate''': That was Noreen.
:'''Jack''': Noreen..
:'''Kate''': She's one of the moms from the park.
:'''Kate''': ''[Smiles]'' What?
:'''Jack''': ''[Smiles]'' Nothing. I just...never heard you mention her before.
:'''Kate''': Well, now you have.
:''[She kisses him]''
:'''Kate''': I'll see you upstairs.

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:'''Bernard''': It went well. She did good. She said you could go back inside if you want to.
:'''Kate''': Thank you
:'''Bernard''': Okay.
:''[Kate enters the tent]''
:'''Juliet''': He didn't lose that much blood. I got the appendix out and put everything back where it belongs, I think.
:'''Kate''': Yeah. So, he's gonna be okay?
:'''Juliet''': He should be fine. We just have to talk him into resting.
:'''Kate''': Good luck with that!
:'''Juliet''': I'm sorry I yelled at you.
:'''Kate''': Don't worry about it. You had enough going on.
:''[Pause]''
:'''Juliet''': You know, he kissed me.
:'''Kate''': What?
:'''Juliet''': The other day, when you came back from the other side of the island, Jack kissed me.
:'''Kate''': Oh...
:'''Juliet''': It was nice. But it wasn't for me. But it was for him. I'm pretty sure he was trying to prove something.
:'''Kate''': Prove what?
:'''Juliet''': That he doesn't love some else.
:''[Pause]''
:'''Kate''': Thank you, Juliet. Thank you for saving his life.
:''[Kate goes out of the tent]''
:''[Pause]''
:'''Juliet''': I know you're awake.
:''[Jack opens his eyes]''

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:''[Kate arrives at home]''
:'''Kate''': Hey you're home early. Where's Veronica?
:'''Jack''': I sent her home. The baby's sleep.
:'''Kate''': Good.
:''[Ice cubes rattle]''
:'''Jack''': Why was she here?
:'''Kate''': Sorry?
:'''Jack''': The nanny. She only works till 4:00. I came home 6:00.
:'''Kate''': I had to run some errands so... ''[Sets keys down]'' I asked her to stay a couple extra hours ''[Pauses]'' What's going on, Jack? Why are you home so early?
:'''Jack''': I went to see Hurley.
:'''Kate''': Today?
:'''Jack''': Last Friday.
:'''Kate''': Why didn't you tell me? I would've gone with you.
:''[Jack laughs]''
:'''Jack''': Because he's crazy, Kate and I didn't wanna upset you. ''[Pauses]'' Where were you today?
:''[Kate kneels in front of him]''
:'''Kate''': I'm gonna ask you... to trust me. Trust me and just leave it be.
:'''Jack''': Where were you?
:'''Kate''': Jack, don't.
:'''Jack''': No, I heard you on the phone last night. Who were you talking to?
:'''Kate''': Just let it go.
:'''Jack''': No, no, I wanna know!
:'''Kate''': No, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I wanna know where you were. I wanna know who you were with.
:'''Kate''': It doesn't matter, Jack. Please.
:'''Jack''': No, TELL ME!
:''[Kate starts to cry]''
:'''Kate''': I was doing something for him.
:'''Jack''': For who?
:'''Kate''': For Sawyer. I made him a promise...
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Kate''': It doesn't matter. It has nothing to do with us!
:'''Jack''': Then why won't you tell me?
:'''Kate''': Because, because he wouldn't want me to.
:'''Jack''': But he's not here, is he? No, no, he made his choice. He chose to stay.
:'''Jack''': I'm the one who came back. I'm the one who's here. I'm the one who saved you.
:'''Kate''': Jack -You can't, you can't do this. If you have problems, you need to figure them out. All right? 'Cause I can't have you like this around my son.
:'''Jack''': Your son? You're not even related to him!
:'''Kate''': ''[Gasps]'' Hey, sweet pea.

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===''Cabin Fever'' [4.11]===

:'''Locke''': You ever wonder what happened to the Dharma Initiative, Hugo? There must have been at least a hundred of 'em living on this island. Manning the stations, building those homes, making all that ranch dressing that you like. And then, one day, they're all gone, they just disappear. You wanna know where we're going? ''[Walks over to the pit that contains the bodies of the Dharma Initiative]'' We're going to see them.
:'''Hurley''': What happened to them?
:'''Locke''': ''[Jerks his head at Ben]'' He did.

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:''[Locke, Ben, and Hurley are looking for Jacob's cabin]''
:'''Locke''': It should be about two hundred yards this way.
:'''Ben''': You sure it's gonna be there, John?
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry?
:'''Ben''': The cabin. What if its moved, again?
:'''Locke''': It hasn't moved, because I was told this is where it would be.
:'''Ben''': I was told a lot of things too. That I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
:'''Ben''': Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

===''There's No Place Like Home, Part 1'' [4.12]===

:''[Jack, Kate, Sun, Hurley, Sayid, and Aaron are about to arrive in Honolulu and be questioned by the press]''
:'''Jack''': If we get any questions we don't wanna answer, or that we can't answer, let's just keep our mouths shut. ''[Everyone stares at him without saying anything]'' It's okay, they'll think that we're in shock.
:'''Sun''': We are in shock, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Well, then this should be easy.

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:''[Sayid has just arrived back at the beach in the Zodiac]''
:'''Juliet''': Sayid, where's Desmond?
:'''Sayid''': He's fine, he's on the freighter. Listen, I'm going to start taking people back, six at a time. We have to go right now, before the helicopter gets back to the boat.
:'''Juliet''': Why do we have to go to the boat before the chopper gets back?
:'''Sayid''': Because the men on that helicopter have every intention of killing us all. ''[Juliet looks scared]'' What?
:'''Juliet''': Jack and Kate just went running after it.

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:''[Locke, Ben and Hurley are looking at the armed men in the Orchid Station]''
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry Ben, but maybe I've missed the part where you explain what I'm supposed to do with the armed men inside.
:'''Ben''': I'm gonna take care of 'em.
:'''Locke''': And how the hell are you gonna do that?
:'''Ben''': How many time I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.

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:''[Hurley opens the box Ben hands to him and finds saltine crackers inside. He eats one.]''
:'''Ben''': You know those are 15 years old?

===''There's No Place Like Home, Part 2'' [4.12]===

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:'''Jack''': We have to go back! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
:'''Kate''': "We have to go back"? "We have to go back"?
:'''Jack''': Now hold on--
:'''Kate''': Who do you think you are?! You call me over and over again for two days straight, stoned on your pills! And then you show up here with an obituary for Jeremy Bentham. [Sighs] When he came to me and I heard what he had to say, I knew he was crazy. But you... you believed him.
:'''Jack''': Yes.
:'''Kate''': Him, of all people.
:'''Jack''': Yes, Kate, I did, because he said that that was the only way that I could keep you safe--you and Aaron. [Kate slaps Jack]
:'''Kate''': Don't you say his name. I still have to explain to him why you are not there to read to him, so don't you say his name!
:'''Jack''': I'm sorry.
:'''Kate''': I've spent the last three years trying to forget all the horrible things that happened on the day that we left. How dare you ask me to go back?

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:'''Keamy''': So tell me something, Ben. What is it that makes you so important, hmm? I'm curious. I'm curious as to why Mr. Widmore would pay me so much money just to come out here and capture you and bring you back alive.
:'''Ben''': Charles Widmore tell you to kill my daughter?

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[Talking about John and Jack]'' What the hell they talking about in there anyway?
:'''Hurley''': I don’t know. Leader stuff?

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:'''Jack''': What did you want to talk to me about, John?
:'''Locke''': I want you to reconsider leaving the island, Jack. I would like you to stay.
:'''Jack''': You’d like me to stay.
:'''Locke''': Yeah. That’s right.
:'''Jack''': You threw a knife into the back of an unarmed woman, you led half of our people across the island and got most of them killed.
:'''Locke''': Well Jack, you put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger. I was hoping we could let bygones be bygones.

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:'''Jack''': And what am I supposed to do?! Oh, I think I remember- what was it that you said on the way out to the hatch? That crashing here was our destiny.
:'''Locke''': You know, Jack, you know that you’re here for a reason! You know it. And if you leave this place, that knowledge is gonna eat you alive from the inside out… until you decide to come back.
:'''Jack''': Goodbye John.
:'''Locke''': You’re gonna have to lie.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Locke''': If you have to go, then you have to lie about everything, everything that happened since we got to the island. It’s the only way to protect it.
:'''Jack''': It’s an island, John. No one needs to protect it.
:'''Locke''': It’s not an island. It’s a place where miracles happen. And- and if you don’t believe that Jack, if you can’t believe that, just wait 'til you see what I’m about to do.
:'''Jack''': There’s no such thing as miracles.
:'''Locke''': Well... we’ll just have to see which one of us is right.

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:'''Ben''': Am I interrupting? [''Jack turns around and points a gun at Ben''] Nice to see you too, Jack.

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:'''Ben''': Couldn’t find the anthuriums, could you?
:'''Locke''': I don’t know what they look like.

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:'''Locke''': Lie to them, Jack. If you do it half as well as you lie to yourself, they’ll believe you.

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:'''Rose''': Who told you you could eat those peanuts?
:'''Miles''': May I eat these peanuts?
:'''Rose''': I'm gonna keep my eye on you, shortie.

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:'''Miles''': I'm surprised you wanna leave.
:'''Charlotte''': Sorry?
:'''Miles''': It's just weird. You know, after all that time you spent trying to get back here.
:'''Charlotte''': What do you mean, get back here?
:'''Miles''': ...What do I mean?

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:'''Locke''': Is this the magic box?
:'''Ben''': No, John, it's not.
:'''Locke''': What is all this stuff for?
:'''Ben''': Same things that all the Dharma stations are for: silly experiments.

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:'''Edgar Halliwax''': ''(The Orchid Orientation video)'' Hello, I'm Dr. Edgar Halliwax. And this is the orientation film for station six of the Dharma initiative. As you've no doubt surmised, station six or, "The Orchid", is not a botanical research unit. The unique properties of this island have created a kind of casimir effect allowing the Dharma Initiative to conduct unique experiments in both space and time. This is "The Vault". Constructed adjacent to a pocket of what we believe to be negatively charged "exotic matter". Great care must be taken to avoid leaving inorganic materials inside the chamber. The electromagnetic energy within the island can be highly volatile and unpredictable. Now for your own safety and the safety of those around you, metallic objects must never be placed within the vault. ''[Locke looks at Ben putting as many metallic objects in the vault as he can find]'' In our first demonstration, we will attempt to shift the test subject 100 milliseconds ahead in four-dimensional space. For the briefest of moments, the animal will seem to disappear, but in reality... ''[Tape begins rewinding itself]''

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:'''Locke''': Is he talking about what I think he was talking about?
:'''Ben''': If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes.

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:'''Locke''': ''[As Ben and Locke see the elevator moving to take someone down into the station]'' You expecting someone?
:'''Ben''': May I have my weapon back?

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:'''Keamy''': I know you're down here, Ben. Crouching in the dark, just waiting to take a shot at me. Well, you better aim for the head, Ben! You know, like your boyfriend who shot me in the back, like a coward! This body armor's, um, been known to take a bullet or two in it's time. But before you take your shot, Ben, let me tell you about this. ''[Raises his arm to show a device strapped to his arm, with a green light]'' See that? I took out a bit of a life insurance policy, Ben. It's a heart rate monitor, and it's connected to a radio transmitter, we call it a "Dead Man's Trigger", Ben. If my heart stops beating, it sends a little signal to the 500 pounds of C4 that I've got hardwired out there on the freighter. That'd kill a lot of innocent people, Ben. If you think I'm bluffing, need I remind you of, uh, how your daughter looked as she bled out? Face down on the grass?

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:'''Ben''': ''[After he bursts out of a locker, savagely beats Keamy with a nightstick and stabs him in the throat with his own knife]'' You killed my daughter! You ''killed my DAUGHTER!''

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:'''Locke''': Ben, what did you do? You just killed everybody on that boat.
:'''Ben''': So?

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:'''Charlotte''': I'm gonna stay, Daniel. For now, anyway.
:'''Daniel''': Charlotte...there is no "for now". If you don't come with me for now, it could be forever.
:'''Charlotte''': Nothing's forever.
:'''Daniel''': Why?
:'''Charlotte''': Would it make any sense if I told you I was still looking for where I was born?
:'''Daniel''': N--no. [They laugh as they embrace and Charlotte kisses Faraday on the cheek]
:'''Charlotte''': Good-bye, Daniel.

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:'''Hurley''': Sayid?
:'''Sayid''': Hello, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': I think visiting hours are over, Dude.
:'''Sayid''': This isn't a visit. I want you to come with me.
:'''Hurley''': Come with you where?
:'''Sayid''': Somewhere safe.
:'''Hurley''': And why would I go anywhere with you? I haven't seen you in, like, forever.
:'''Sayid''': Because circumstances have changed.
:'''Hurley''': What circumstances?
:'''Sayid''': Bentham's dead.
:'''Hurley''': What?
:'''Sayid''': Two days ago.
:'''Hurley''': What happened?
:'''Sayid''': They said it was suicide.
:'''Hurley''': What do you mean, they "said" it was suicide? And why are you calling him "Bentham"? His name is--
:'''Sayid''': Don't say it. We're being watched.
:'''Hurley''': Dude, I've been having regular conversations with dead people. The last thing I need now is paranoia.
:'''Sayid''': I just killed a man who's been perched outside this facility for the last week. I'm finding paranoia keeps me alive.
:'''Hurley''': We're not going back, are we?
:'''Sayid''': No. Just somewhere safe.
:'''Hurley''': Okay then. Hold on a sec. Checkmate, Mr. Eko.

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:'''Christian''': You can go now, Michael.
:'''Michael''': Who are you? [The freighter explodes]

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:'''Sun''': Excuse me. Mr. Widmore?
:'''Widmore''': Yes.
:'''Sun''': I'm Sun Kwon... Mr. Paik's daughter. I'm the managing director of Paik Industries.
:'''Widmore''': Yes, of course. How is your father?
:'''Sun''': Excellent, thank you.
:'''Widmore''': Quite the golfer. I believe I owe him dinner after our last game.
:'''Sun''': Are you really going to pretend that you don't know who I am?
:'''Widmore''': I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, Ms. Kwon.
:'''Sun''': Yes, you do know, Mr. Widmore... just like you know we've been lying all this time about where we were and what happened to us there. You and I have common interests. When you're ready to discuss them... [Sun hands Widmore her business card] Call me. As you know, we're not the only ones who left the island. [Sun walks away]
:'''Widmore''': Ms. Kwon? Why would you want to help me?

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:'''Ben''': Sometimes good command decisions are compromised by bad emotional responses.

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:'''Sawyer''': Nice day for a swim.
:'''Juliet''': What are you doing here?
:'''Sawyer''': Decided to take a dip. Whatcha cebratin'? [Pointing at Juliet's bottle of rum]
:'''Juliet''': I'm not celebrating. [Sawyer then sees the smoke of the freighter on the horizon]
:'''Sawyer''': Is that our boat?
:'''Juliet''': It was.

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:'''Locke''': Jacob told me what we had to do. You don't get to make all the decisions--
:'''Ben''': He told you what to do, but he didn't tell you how because he wants me to suffer the consequences.
:'''Locke''': What consequences?
:'''Ben''': Whoever moves the island can never come back. So I'd like you to get on the elevator, John, and go back up. Richard and my people will be waiting 2 miles east of the Orchid.
:'''Locke''': Waiting for me?
:'''Ben''': Ready, willing and able to share what they know. And then they will follow your every word. Good-bye, John. I'm sorry I made your life so miserable. [Ben shakes Locke's hand for the last time and leaves]
:'''Locke''': What do I tell 'em to do?
:'''Ben''': You'll find your way, John. You always do.

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:'''Richard''': Hello, John. Welcome home.

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:'''Ben''': I hope you're happy now Jacob.

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:'''Phone Call''': [Played in reverse] The Island needs you. You have to go back before its too late.

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:'''Claire''': Don't bring him back, Kate. Don't you dare bring him back.

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:'''Hurley''': I can't believe he did it.
:'''Kate''': Who did what?
:'''Hurley''': Locke. He moved the island.
:'''Jack''': No, he didn't.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, really? 'Cause... one minute it was there, and the next it was gone, so... unless we, like, overlooked it, Dude, that's exactly what he did. But... if you've got another explanation, man, I'd love to hear it.

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:'''Jack''': How long till we'll hit land?
:'''Lapidus''': Well, if the wind's not too brutal... eight, nine hours. (Drops plank) Just long enough to give you a nice, convincing sunburn.
:'''Jack''': Well... it's been a pleasure, Frank. I hope we never see each other again.
:'''Lapidus''': Roger that, Doc.

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:'''Desmond''': Are you sure about this, brother?
:'''Jack''': Are you sure?
:'''Desmond''': As long as I've got Penny... I'll be fine.
:'''Jack''': Don't let him find you, Desmond. I'll see you in another life, brother.
:'''Desmond''': Aye. I guess you will.

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:'''Ben''': Hello, Jack. [Ben startles Jack from behind him in the funeral home, while looking a "Jeremy Bentham's" body] Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. Did he tell you that I was off the island?
:'''Jack''': Yes, he did.
:'''Ben''': When did you speak to him?
:'''Jack''': About a month ago.
:'''Ben''': And Kate?
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Yeah, he came to see her, too.
:'''Ben''': And what did he say to you?
:'''Jack''': He told me... that after I left the island, some very bad things happened. And he told me that it was my fault for leaving. And he said that I had to come back.
:'''Ben''': Yes, I heard that you've been flying on passenger planes... hoping that you'd crash. That's dark, Jack, very dark.
:'''Jack''': Why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here to tell you that the island won't let you come alone. All of you have to go back.
:'''Jack''': Are you... Sayid--I don't even know where Sayid is. Hurley... is insane. Sun blames me for... and then Kate... she won't even talk to me anymore.
:'''Ben''': Perhaps I can help you with that. This is the way it has to be, Jack. It's the only way. You have to do it together, all of you.
:'''Jack''': How?
:'''Ben''': I have a few ideas. [Jack turns to leave] Jack... I said, all of you. We're gonna have to bring him, too.
[Both Jack and Ben look back down at the body, who is revealed to be John Locke]

==Season Five==
===''Because You Left'' [5.01]===

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:'''Dharma Worker''': There's an open chamber about twenty meters in behind the rock. There's something in there. And the only way to get it is to lay charges here and here, blast through it-
:'''Pierre Chang (From Orientation videos)''': Under no circumstances. This station is being built here because it's proximity to what we believe to be an almost limitless energy and that energy, once we can harness it correctly, it's going to allow us to manipulate time.
:'''Worker''': Right... Okay, so what? We're gonna go back and kill Hitler?
:'''Pierre Chang''': Don't be absurd. There are rules. Rules that can't be broken.
:'''Worker''': So what ''do'' you want me to do?
:'''Pierre Chang''': You're gonna do nothing. If you drill even one centimeter further, you risk releasing that energy. If that would've happened... God help us all.

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(Jack stares at Locke's body, Ben comes up with a stretcher)
:'''Ben''': Why don't you close that up now Jack? Come on, let's get him in the van, it's out back.
:'''Jack''': Where are we taking him?
:'''Ben''': We'll worry about that once we pick up Hugo.
:'''Jack''': Hurley - is locked away in a mental institution.
:'''Ben''': Which should make recruiting him considerably easier than the rest of your friends.
:'''Jack''': They're not my friends anymore.
:'''Ben''': Well that's the spirit...
:'''Jack''': How did we get here...? How did all of this happened?
:'''Ben''': It happened because you left, Jack... Now let's get started shall we?
(Ben closes Jeremy Bentham's coffin)

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:'''Sawyer''': First things first. Give me your shirt.
:'''Daniel''': My shirt?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah.
:'''Daniel''': I really think we have far more pressing matters then me giving you a shirt. How about we just keep moving, okay?
:'''Sawyer''': How about we call a time out so you can tell us what the hell's going on?
:'''Daniel''': How about you trust me?
:'''Sawyer''': Trust you? I don't even know you!
:'''Daniel''': We really do not have time for me to try to explain. You have no idea how difficult that would be for me to try to explain this-this phenomenon to a quantum physicist. That would be difficult. So for me to try to explain whatevers happened-
:''[Sawyer slaps Daniel]''
:'''Charlotte''': Oy! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Shut it, ginger, or you're getting one too. Now talk.
:'''Daniel''': This island... Think of the island like a record spinning on a turntable. Only now, that record is skipping. Whatever Ben Linus did down at the Orchard station... I think it may have... dislodged us.
:'''Miles''': Dislodged us from what?
:'''Daniel''': ... Time.

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:'''Hurley''': So when'd you become so paranoid?
:'''Sayid''': If you'd spent the last two years doing the things I was doing, you'd be paranoid, too.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, yeah? Paranoid like what? What kind of things?
:'''Sayid''': I was working for Benjamin Linus.
:'''Hurley''': Wait. He's on our side now?
:'''Sayid''': Listen to me, Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite.

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:''[At drive through]''
:'''Hurley''': Wanna fry?
:'''Sayid''': No, thank you.
:'''Hurley''': You know maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

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:'''Hurley''': So that dude you pocked outside Santa Rosa, who was he?
:'''Sayid''': I don't care. He was armed and he was watching you. That made him an enemy.
:'''Hurley''': You think he was going to kill me?
:'''Sayid''': I'm not taking risks after Bentham died.
:'''Hurley''': You mean Locke?
:'''Sayid''': Yeah, I mean Locke.
:'''Hurley''': I need a cool code name.

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:'''Charlotte''': Hey, you think he's looking for us?
:'''Miles''': Who?
:'''Charlotte''': Widmore
:'''Miles''': It took him, like, 20 years to find this place the first time. I'll start holding my breath now.

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:'''Dan''' (staring at the hatch crater): Is this the hatch?
:'''Sawyer''': It was. Blown up, just like we left it.
:'''Dan''': Okay. So when we are now... It's now after you and your people crashed on the island.
:'''Sawyer''': You sayin' our camp is back on the beach again?
:'''Dan''': It's possible, yeah.
:'''Sawyer''': Good. I'm going back.
:'''Dan''': Hey. No, no. (stoping him) It's pointless.
:'''Sawyer''': More pointless than staring at a hole in the ground?
:'''Dan''': We don't know when the next flash is coming. By the time you get back to the beach, the camp could be gone again.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah. But what if it ain't? Hell, what if the helicopter hasn't even taken off yet?
:'''Juliet''': We could warn them. Stop them from ever flying to that boat.
:'''Dan''': That is not the way it works.
:'''Sawyer''': Who says?
:'''Dan''': You cannot change anything. You can't. Even if you tried to, it wouldn't work.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''Dan''': Time it's like a street, all right? We can move forward on that street, we can move in reverse, but we cannot ever create a new street. If we try to do anything different, we will fail every time. Whatever happened, happened.

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:'''Richard''': Next time we see each other, I'm not gonna recognize you, all right? You give me this.
(He gives Locke a compass)
:'''Locke''': What is this?
:'''Richard''': It's a compass.
:'''Locke''': What does it do?
:'''Richard''': It points north, John. Look, I wish I had time to be more sensitive about this because it's a lot to swallow, but you need to know it in order to do what you gotta do. So I'm just gonna say it, okay? The only way to save the island, John, is to get your people back here. The ones who left.
:'''Locke''': Jack, Kate? But the chopper was headed for the boat. The boat...
:'''Richard''': No, they're fine, John, and they're already home, so you have to convince them to come back.
:'''Locke''': How... How am I supposed to do that?
:'''Richard''': You're gonna have to die, John.
(The sky flashes again and Richard disappears)

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:'''Dan''' (knocking at the hatch back door): Please, please, please. Let this work.
(The door opens, Desmond comes out and aims at Dan with a rifle)
:'''Dan''': Don't shoot.
:'''Desmond''': Then you'd best explain why you've been bangin' on my door for the last 20 minutes, brother.
:'''Dan''': Desmond.
:'''Desmond''' (slowly lowering the rifle): Are you him?
:'''Dan''': "Him"? Who?
:'''Desmond''': My replacment.
:'''Dan''': No, I'm not. (Desmond points the rifle at him again) I'm not. I'm not. I'm...
:'''Desmond''': Do I know you?
:'''Dan''': Yeah... in a way. But listen, that's not important. What is important, Desmond, is what I'm about to say to you. I need you to listen. You're the only person who can help us because, Desmond... The rules... The rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
:'''Desmond''': What are you talking about?
(The sky begins to hum)
:'''Dan''': Okay, listen to me. Listen! If the helicopter somehow made it off the island, if you got home...
:'''Desmond''': What helicopter? What are you talking about?!
:'''Dan''': Listen, I need you to listen, or people are gonna die. My name is Daniel Faraday, and right now me and everyone else you left behind. We're in serious danger. You're the only person who can help us. I need you to go back to Oxford University. Go back to where we met. I need you to go there and find my mother. Her name is...
(The sky flashes and Desmond wakes up in his bed)

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:''[As sky lights up for third time shift]''
:'''Sawyer''': Son of a-
:''[Time shifts, shows it's daylight]''
:'''Sawyer''': Bitch...

===''The Lie'' [5.02]===

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:'''Hurley''': Dude they'll find out.
:'''Jack''': Not if we stick to the story.
:'''Sayid''': I don't know, Jack. It could be a risk.
:'''Jack''': It's the only way. We have to do this.
:'''Lapidus''': You're still at it, huh?
:'''Jack''': Look, we're running out of time. We've got to make a decision now. So are we all okay with this?
:'''Sayid''': This is a decision that will affect the rest of our lives. I'm not taking it lightly.
:'''Jack''': Kate?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.
:'''Jack''': Sun?
:''[Sun nods]''
:'''Jack''': Frank?
:'''Lapidus''': What?
:'''Jack''': Sorry you got dragged into this, but we need to know that you're with us.
:'''Lapidus''': Whatever you guys decide, I'll just roll with.
:'''Jack''': Hurley, what about you?
:'''Hurley''': I don't think we should lie dude.
:'''Jack''': We need to protect the people that we left behind, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': How does lying protect them?
:'''Jack''': It protects them from Charles Widmore. The guy hired a boatload of people to kill all of us. He faked the plane crash, and you think telling him the truth he's just gonna.. he's gonna leave them alone?
:'''Hurley''': ''[To Penny]'' Look he's your dad right? Can't you just like.. call him off?
:'''Penny''': There's no calling my father off.
:'''Hurley''': But, he'll never find 'em. I mean the Island disappeared, we all saw it, it's gone... BLUP!
:'''Jack''': You thing anyone's gonna believe that? Believe any of it? They're gonna think you're crazy.
:'''Hurley''': Unless someone backs me up.
:''[He looks at Sayid]''
:'''Hurley''': Sayid, come on. They'll think I'm nuts if I tell the truth but what if we all do? I mean if we can stick together, we can make 'em believe us. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life lying, do you?!
:'''Sayid''': No, but I don't believe we have a better choice... I'm sorry Hurley but we have to lie.
:'''Hurley''': You know what dude? I'm gonna remember this. And some day you're gonna need my help and I'm telling you right now... You're not getting it.

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:''[After being pulled over]''
:'''Hurley''': Okay, okay, okay. Just stay calm.
:''[Cop knocks on window, Hurley rolls it down]''
:'''Cop''': What the hell where you thinking?
:'''Hurley''':... Ana Lucia?
:'''Ana Lucia''': You were driving like a maniac. And why'd you pull over?
:'''Hurley''': I just... I thought...
:'''Ana Lucia''': You didn't think. What if I were real? What if a real cop stopped you? They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand.
:'''Hurley''': Actually, it's ketchup. We, uh, went to a drive-through and uh...
:'''Ana Lucia''': Bro, you need to pull it together. You've got a lot of work to do.
:'''Hurley''': I do?
:'''Ana Lucia''': Let's start with the basics. First off, you need new clothes. Then, you need to go to a safe place and take Sayid to somebody you trust. You getting all this?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah.
:'''Ana Lucia''': Then get to it. And stay away from the cops. Do not get arrested.
:'''Hurley''': Thanks, Ana Lucia.
:'''Ana Lucia''': Oh, yeah... Libby says hi.

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:'''Hurley''': Okay. See, we did crash, but it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, and there wasn't any rescue. And there was a smoke monster, and then there were other people on the island. We called them the Others, and they started attacking us. And we found some hatches, and there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or... well, I was never really clear on that. But... the Others didn't have anything to do with the hatches. That was the DHARMA Initiative. The Others killed them, and now they're trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with the Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter. Desmond's girlfriend's father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn't go back to the island because it disappeared, so then we crashed into the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then, there were six of us. That part was true. But the rest of the people... who were on the plane? They're still on that island.
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:'''Ben''': Hello, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': Ahh! ''[Throws Hot Pocket at him, misses and it hits wall]'' Get away from me. Get away!
:'''Ben''': Hugo, I know you're in trouble. And I can assure you, I've taken care of everything. I have a car waiting for us out back. The police didn't see me come in. I can get you out of here.
:'''Hurley''': No way, dude. Sayid warned me about you.
:'''Ben''': I'm taking you to Sayid. He's with Jack. That's why I'm here, Hugo. Jack called me. How else would I know that they're together?
:'''Hurley''': No. You're playing one of your mind games. They'd never trust you.
:'''Ben''': In their defense, I'm not an easy person to trust. But they came around when they realized that we all want the same thing.
:'''Hurley''': And what's that?
:'''Ben''': To go back to the island. Come with us, Hugo. And this'll be over. You can stop hiding. You can stop worrying about the stories and the deceptions. If you come with me, you won't ever have to lie again. Please... Let me help you.
:'''Hurley''': Never, dude.
:''[Hurley turns and runs]''

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:'''Young Widmore''': I want you to tell me everything or I'll cut off her other hand.
:'''Juliet''': What?!
:'''Sawyer''': Other?
:'''Young Widmore''': The first one isn't negotiable. It's just to illustrate how serious I am.

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:'''Carmen Reyes''': Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

===''Jughead [5.03]===

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:'''Richard''': How do I know you weren’t sent here on some suicide mission? I’ll take you out to the bomb, and you’ll just detonate it.
:'''Dan''': ''[pause]'' Because I'm in love with the woman sitting next to me. ''[Charlotte looks up in shock]'' And I would never...I would never do anything to hurt her.

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:'''Sawyer''': How'd you learn to speak Latin?
:'''Juliet''': Others 101. It's the language of the enlightened.
:'''Sawyer''': Enlightened, my ass.

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:''[Dan and Charlotte are sitting at a table]''
:'''Charlotte''': You didn't have to say that.
:'''Dan''': Say what?
:'''Charlotte''': ''[smiles]'' That you loved me. And I'm pretty sure that there are other ways you could have convinced him you weren't going to blow up the entire island.
:'''Dan''': I said what I said because I meant it, Charlotte.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hate to break this up, but Heidi's taking the geek on a death march in the jungle.

===''The Little Prince [5.04]===

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:''[Locke, Charlotte, Dan, Miles, Juliet, and Sawyer are in a longboat headed to the Orchid Station, being attacked by an unknown assailant. The sky lights up for a time shift]''
:'''Sawyer''': Thank you, Lord!
:''[Time shift puts them in the middle of a thunderstorm]''
:'''Sawyer''': I take that back!

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:'''Sawyer''': I saw Kate.
:'''Juliet''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': Last night, in the jungle. Before the last flash. She was delivering Claire's baby.
:'''Juliet''': But that was two months ago.
:'''Sawyer''': Time travel's a bitch.

===''This Place Is Death'' [5.05]===

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:''[Locke, Sawyer, Juliet, Miles and Jin finally reached "The Orchid"]''
:'''Locke''': We're here.
:'''Juliet''': Thank God. What are the odds that we would end up in the same time as this thing?
:''[Time shifts and "The Orchid" disappears]''
:'''Sawyer''': You just had to say somethin'.

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:''[Locke, Sawyer, Juliet, Miles and Jin finally find the well Charlotte talked about]''
:'''Sawyer''': You're going down there?
:'''Locke''': Aha...
:'''Sawyer''': What exactly are you hoping to find?
:'''Locke''': A way off the Island.
:'''Sawyer''': Expecting a subway!?
:'''Locke''': ''[Smiling]'' Goodbye, James.

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:'''Jin''': Please, translate!
:'''Sawyer''': You heard the man, translate!
:'''Miles''': Dude, he's Korean. I'm from Encino.

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:'''Charlotte''': I've been here before.
:'''Dan''': You've been...you've been here before?
:'''Charlotte''': I grew up here. On the island. There was this thing, this DHARMA Initiative, and then I moved away with my mum. Just my mum, and I never saw my dad again. Then when I got back to England, I would ask my mum about this place, but she would say that it wasn't real, and that I'd made it up. That's why I became an anthropologist. To find this island again. It's what I've been searching for my whole life.
:'''Dan''': Charlotte, why are you telling me this?
:'''Charlotte''': Because I remember something now. When I was little, living here, there was this man, this crazy man. He really scared me. And he told me that I had to leave the island and never ever come back. He told me that if I came back to the island, I would die.
:'''Dan''': Charlotte, I don't understand.
:'''Charlotte''': Daniel! I think that man was you.

===''316'' [5.06]===
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:''[Jack looks into coach and sees other passengers]''
:''Jack'': And the other people on this plane--what's gonna happen to them?
:''Ben'': Who cares?

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:''[Jack and Ben, in the 316 Ajira flight]''
:'''Jack''': ''[Nervous]'' How can you read?
:'''Ben''': ''[Keeps reading]'' My mother taught me. ''[Pretty funny smile]'' I can read, Jack, because it beats what you are doing.
:'''Jack''': What's that?
:'''Ben''': Waiting for something to happen.
:'''Jack''': And what ''is'' gonna happen?
:'''Ben''': You tell me, Jack, you're the one that got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking.
:'''Jack''': Did you know that Locke killed himself?
:'''Ben''': No. No, I didn't.
:'''Jack''': ''[Takes out the suicide note Locke left for him]'' They found this stuffed in his pocket... and I've been trying to get rid of it but it's like it's... following me. I know it sounds crazy but... it feels like John needs me to read it.
:'''Ben''': Why don't you then? Is it because you're afraid?
:'''Jack''': Afraid of what?
:'''Ben''': Afraid that he blames you, that it's your fault he killed himself.
:'''Jack''': Was it my fault?
:'''Ben''': No, Jack, it wasn't your fault. Let me give you some privacy.
:''[Ben changes his seat, and Jack reads the note: '''"Jack, I wish you had believed me. JL"''']''
:''[Turbulences and a flash like those from the Island start]''

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:''[Jack and Frank, who is the pilot of Ajira Flight 316]''
:'''Frank''': Well. Hello, Doc. Small world. What are you doing going to Guam?
: '''Jack''': What are you doing here, Frank?
: '''Frank''': Well, I picked this gig up about eight months ago. I fly this route all the time. Sometimes I take the big birds into New ''[looks up and sees Sayid]''...Delhi. Is that Sayid? ''[sees Hurley]'' And Hurley. ''[sees Kate, then Sun]'' Wait a second...We're not going to Guam, are we?

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:'''Jack''': It's pretty crazy, huh?
:'''Kate''': Which part?
:'''Jack''': Hurley, Sayid and Ben on the same plane. How did they end up here?
:'''Kate''': They bought a ticket.
:'''Jack''': You don't think that it means something? That somehow we're all back together?
:'''Kate''': We're on the same plane, Jack. Doesn't make us together.

===''The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham'' [5.07]===

:'''Charles Widmore''': There is a war coming, John. And if you're not on the Island by the time it starts, the wrong side is going to win.

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:'''Locke''': What makes you think that I'm so special?
:'''Charles Widomore''': Because you are.

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:'''Ilana''': Nobody remembers you being on the plane
:'''Locke''': Well, I don't remember being on it either.
:'''Ilana''': What do you remember?
:'''Locke''': I remember a lot.
:'''Ilana''': Like why you're dressed up so nice?
:'''Locke''': No, but I can guess.
:'''Ilana''': Please. Guess.
:'''Locke''': I think this suit is what they were gonna bury me in.
:'''Ilana''': Sorry?
:'''Locke''': You asked what I remembered. I remember dying.

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:''[Locke is staring at injured and unconscious Ben]''
:'''Ceasar''': You know him?
:'''Locke''': Yeah. He's the man who killed me.
:''[The episode ends]''

===''LaFleur'' [5.08]===

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:'''Jin''': Daniel... No more flash?
:'''Dan''': No. No more flash. The record is spinning again. We're just not on the song we wanna be on.

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:'''Sawyer''': I got good news and bad news. What you want first?
:'''Horace''': Good news.
:'''Sawyer''': You're a daddy. Bad news is you missed it.
:'''Horace''': Oh, gosh. Amy... She had the baby?
:'''Sawyer''': It's a boy.
:'''Horace''': A boy?
:''[Sawyer shakes his head "Yes"]''
:'''Sawyer''': Now how about you tell me... why you're too busy drinking and blowing up trees to see him be born?
:'''Horace''': I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty, so I went to grab a pair of Amy's, and... I found this... In the back of her drawer.
:''[He shows Sawyer Paul's necklace]''
:'''Horace''': It was Paul's.
:'''Sawyer''': You got in a fight over a necklace?
:'''Horace''': I know. But... It's only been three years, Jim. Just three years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?
:'''Sawyer''': I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it. For a little while, I'd lay in bed every night, wondering if it was a mistake. Wondering if... I'd ever stop thinking about her. And now I can barely remember what she looks like. I mean, her face... it's.. She's just gone, and she ain't never coming back. So... Is three years long enough to get over someone? Absolutely.

===''Namaste'' [5.09]===

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: ''[Commercial airliner Ajura Airlines Flight 316 is flying through a night sky through some thick dark coloured clouds. Inside the plane; Jack, Ben, Kate, Hurley, Sayid and Sun all sit in first class waiting to be returned to the island. In the cockpit pilot Frank Lapidus is enerved by the situation after seeing Jack and all the rest of the Oceanic Six on board the plane. Sitting next to him is a co-pilot who is monitoring the planes dials]''
: '''Co-Pilot:''' Do you want to hear something crazy?
: '''FRANK:''' Yeah. What’s that?
: '''Co-Pilot:''' Did you see the big guy; who got on in L.A.? Sitting in first class, curly hair, guitar case?
: '''Frank:''' What about him?
: '''Co-Pilot:''' He’s one of the Oceanic 6. The guy must have nerves of steel, man. He survives a full on commercial airliner crash now he’s flying over the same South Pacific.
: '''Frank:''' Yeah, well. Maybe he doesn’t believe lightning will strike twice in the same place.
: ''[The co-pilot smiles at Frank when suddenly a severe case of turbalance strikes the plane rocking it for several seconds. Frank appears nervous. A few seconds later the turbalance subsides. The co-pilot looks over at Frank]''
: '''Co-Pilot:''' You all right there Frank?
: '''Frank:''' I’m just fine.

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:''[Following the crash of Flight 316, Frank leaves the cockpit and enters the first class seating area which is in pieces with seats and plane parts all over the place. Frank looks around, Jack, Kate, Hurley and Sayid are all gone. Sun gets up and she and Frank notice each other]''
:'''Frank:''' Sun?!
: '''Sun:''' Frank.
: '''Frank:''' Sun. You alright?
: ''[Sun scans the cabin noticing the mess and that the rest of the Oceanic Six have disappeared]''
: '''Sun:''' Oh my God! What happened?
: '''Frank:''' I don’t know.
: ''[Pause]''
: '''Frank:''' Where’s everyone else? Jack? Kate? Hurley? Sayid? Where’d they all go?
: ''[Ben Linus suddenly appears behind Frank]''
: '''Ben:''' They’re gone!
: '''Frank:''' Gone? Gone where?
: '''Ben:''' How would I know?

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: ''[Having been reunited with Hurley, Kate and Jack at the end of Namaste, Sawyer speaks to the trio for the first time in three years]''
: '''Hurley:''' ''[To Sawyer]'' You’re alive! DUDE! I can’t believe it!
: ''[Hurley embraces Sawyer, lifting him off the ground in the process]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Ha, ha. Easy on the ribs their Kong.
: '''Hurley:''' Kong...I actually missed that.
: '''Sawyer:''' I missed you too Hugo.
: ''[Jack moves in to shake Sawyer's hand]''
: '''Jack:''' Sawyer.
: '''Sawyer:''' Doc.
: ''[Kate approaches Sawyer and hugs him]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Hi. Good to see you, Kate.
: '''Kate:''' You too, James.
: ''[Sawyer looks at the group]''
: '''Sawyer:''' I can't believe it! You’re really here. Son of a bitch actually did it. [John] Locke said he was gonna bring you back, but...[looks around] where is he?
: '''Jack:''' [Bluntly] John’s dead.
: '''Sawyer:''' Dead? How?
: '''Jack:''' Doesn’t matter, he’s gone.
: '''Hurley:''' So what’s up with you guys in the old Dharma jump suits?
: [Sawyer turns to Jin]
: '''Sawyer:''' You didn’t tell them?
: ''[Jin now speaks perfect English]''
: '''Jin:''' No. I was waiting for you.
: '''Kate:''' Tell us what?
: '''Sawyer:''' We’re in the Dharma Initiative.
: '''Jack:''' They came back to the Island?
: '''Sawyer:''' No, we came back. And so did you. ''[Pause]'' It’s Nineteen Seventy-seven...

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: ''[While waiting in the North Valley for Sawyer to return to tell them what to do, Kate approaches Jack who is tapping his now broken wristwatch]''
: '''Kate:''' So this woman who told you how to come back, did she mention that it would be thirty years ago?
: '''Jack:''' No! Nope, she left that part out.
: '''Kate:''' So what are we supposed to do now?
: '''Jack:''' I’m not sure yet.

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: ''[In the North Valley, Sawyer retruns with clothes and instructions for Jack, Kate and Hurley. He gets out of the van]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Alright listen. Y’all gonna be the second batch of recruits coming in off the sub. It should be pulling into port right about now so we ain’t got much time. ''[Looks at Jack]'' Nice suit, doc. Not exactly Island wear, try this.
: ''[Sawyer throws Jack some 1977 style clothes including a shirt and a pair of trousers]''
: '''Jack:''' You want us to say we came in on the sub? How’s that going to work?
: '''Sawyer:''' Everyone gets knocked out before the trip, so no one meets each other until we process ‘em.
: '''Jack:''' Look. We need to find the rest of people from the plane.
: '''Sawyer:''' If there was a plane then Jin will find it. So we’ve got about ten minutes to make intake or you’ll be camping in the jungle for a long time. There isn’t another batch of recruits due in for six months.
: ''[Jack turns to Kate]''
: '''Jack:''' Whaddya think?
: '''Kate:''' I think we should listen to Sawyer.
: '''Hurley:''' I vote for not camping too.
: '''Sawyer:''' Trust me doc. You'll do what I say then everything will be fine.
: ''[Brief pause. Jack nods in agreement]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Ok then. Let’s move.
: ''[Sawyer followed by the other three get into the Dharma Minivan]''

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: ''[In his Dharma Minivan, Sawyer drives Hurley, Jack and Kate to the Barracks]''
: '''Hurley:''' Ok. So, it’s Nineteen Seventy-seven?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yup.
: '''Hurley:''' And you guys are all members of the Dharma Initiative?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yup.
: '''Hurley:''' Well, you do realise those dudes get wiped out right? I mean I saw the pit where all the bodies got dumped.
: '''Sawyer:''' What about it?
: '''Hurley:''' Well; aren’t you gonna warn ‘em? Aren’t you gonna stop it from happening?
: '''Sawyer:''' I ain’t here to play Nostradamus to these people. Besides, Faraday’s got some interesting theories about what we can and can’t do here.
: ''[Jack leans into the conversation from the backseat]''
: '''Jack:''' Did you say Faraday? He’s still here?
: '''Sawyer:''' Not any more!

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: ''[After arriving back on the main island in 2007; Sun and Frank arrive at the Dharma Barracks. The place is derserted and falling apart. suddenly the wind picks up blowing the trees and errie whispers are heard. Sun and Frank turn to and look as the light in the Dharma processing building comes on. They exchange uneasy glances as the door creaks open to reveal Jack's father Christian Shepard]''
: '''Christian:''' Hello.
: '''Frank:''' Who the hell are you?
: '''Christian:''' My name is Christian.
: '''Sun:''' I’m looking for my husband. His name is Jin Kwon. Do you know where he is?
: '''Christian:''' Follow me...
: ''[Christian re-enters the delapidated Dharma Processing Centre and Sun follows. A nervous Frank follows after Sun. Inside; Christian shines a torch on several pictures looking for one to show Sun]''
: '''Sun:''' What is this place?
: '''Christian:''' Seventy two, Seventy six, Seventy eight...
: '''Sun:''' Where is my husband?
: '''Christian:''' Ah! Here we go. Seventy seven. ''[Removes the picture from the wall]'' He’s um, he’s with your friends.
: '''Sun:''' What are you talking about? What friends?
: ''[Christian walks over to Sun and Frank as the wind begins to blow strongly outside causing the door to open. He hands Sun the picture and shines the torch on it so that both Sun and Frank can see it]''
: '''Christian:''' I’m sorry but you’ve got a bit of a journey ahead of you.
: ''[Sun looks at the picture. There is a banner labeled “New Recruits” hanging over a group of people including Jack, Kate and Hurley. They are wearing Dharma jump suits. Sun and Frank look at each other shocked and confused]''

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: ''[Having seen Sayid been arrested and locked up by Sawyer and Jin, Jack heads round to Sawyer's house to speak with him about the situation]''
:'''Sawyer''': What can I do for you, Jack?
:'''Jack''': I don't even know where to start. Uh... How about with Sayid?
:'''Sawyer''': I had no choice. He was running around in the jungle, got caught by my people. And seein' as how he can't tell the truth about how he got here, I had to improvise.
:'''Jack''': Improvise?
:'''Sawyer''': Aha. And for now, Sayid is safe, which is all that matters.
:'''Jack''': So where do we go from here?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm working on it.
:'''Jack''': Really? Because it looked to me like you were reading a book.
:''[Sawyer smiles]''
:'''Sawyer''': I heard once Winston Churchill read a book every night, even during the Blitz. He said it made him think better. It's how I like to run things. I think. I'm sure that doesn't mean that much to you, 'cause back when you were calling the shots, you pretty much just reacted. See, you didn't think, Jack, and as I recall, a lot of people ended up dead.
:'''Jack''': I got us off the island.
:'''Sawyer''': But here you are... Right back where you started. So I'm gonna go back to reading my book, and I'm gonna think 'cause that's how I saved your ass today. And that's how I'm gonna save Sayid's tomorrow. All you gotta do is go home, get a good night's rest. I do what I do
:''[He leads Jack to the door and opens it]''
:'''Sawyer''': Now ain't that a relief?
:'''Jack''': Yeah.
:''[Jack leaves]''

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: ''[In the Dharma security facility security guard Phil is on duty. A teenage boy enters the room and approachs Phil at his desk]''
: '''Young Ben:''' Hey Phil. I am just going to go in there and deliver him a sandwich.
: '''Phil:''' Alright.
: ''[The boy enters an adjacent room where Sayid is being held in a cell]''
: '''Young Ben:''' Hello. I brought you a sandwich.
: ''[Sayid goes over to the cells railings and takes the paper bag containing the sandwich from young Ben]''
: '''Sayid:''' Thank you.
: '''Young Ben:''' I didn't put any mustard on it, but if you want some, I can go and get some.
: ''[Sayid looks in the paper bag and then back to the boy]''
: '''Sayid:''' This will be fine thank you.
: '''Young Ben:''' Are you a Hostile?
: '''Sayid:''' What do you think I am?
: '''Young Ben:''' What's your name?
: '''Sayid:''' My name is Sayid. What's yours?
: '''Younger Ben:''' I'm Ben.
: ''[Pause. It suddenly dawns on Sayid who the little boy infront of him is]''
: '''Sayid:''' It's nice to meet you Ben...

==='''The Variable''' [5.14]===

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: ''[There is a knock at Jack's house. Jack opens the door and Faraday bursts in with Miles]''
: '''Faraday:''' Hey Jack, how did you get back? How did you do it, how did you get back to the island?
: '''Jack:''' Dan, wow....where have you been?
: '''Dan:''' I've been at Dharma Headquarters in Ann Arbor, I was doing some research, but whats more important right now, how did you get back here, to 1977?
: ''[Jack looks over at Miles]''
: '''Jack:''' What's going on?
: '''Miles:''' Hey don't look at me, I just carried his luggage.
: '''Faraday:''' Jack. How?
: '''Jack:''' We were on a plane and then...
: '''Faraday:''' And who told you to get on that plane?
: '''Jack:''' As a matter of fact Daniel it was your mother.
: ''[Dan nods]''
: '''Faraday:''' And how did she convince you Jack? Did she tell you it was your destiny?
: '''Jack:''' Yeah thats exactly what she said.
: '''Faraday:''' Well I got some bad news for you Jack, you don't belong here at all. She was wrong.

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: ''[Sawyer holds a meeting to discuss what the survivors should do next before their true identities are discovered by Dharma. Suddenly there's a knock at the front door]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Hold your horses, I'll be right there.
: ''[Sawyer picks up and cocks a handgun, placing it behind his back as he opens the door which he opens to reveal Dan and Miles]''
: '''Faraday:''' Hey James.
: '''Sawyer:''' Welcome to the meeting Twitchy. Good to see you again. Come in, pound cake's in the kitchen, help yourself to the punch.
: ''[Dan enters the house. Miles starts to follow. Saywer pulls him to one side]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Is he still crazy?
: '''Miles:''' It's on a whole new level man.
: '''Sawyer:''' ''[Sarcastically]'' Great!

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: ''[In flashback to mid-late 2004, Faraday is being looked after by a carer in his flat while he is watching footage informing the public that the wreckage of Flight 815 has been found in the Sunda Trench]''
: '''On TV:''' These pictures come from a research vessel off the coast of Indonesia...
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' How do want your eggs Dan?
: ''[Dan is crying at the footage being shown on the TV]''
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Dan whats the matter? Why are you so upset?
: '''Faraday:''' I don't know...
: ''[There is a knock at the door, Dan's carer goes to answer, Charles Widmore enters]''
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Hello come in. Can I get you a cup of tea?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Thank you that would be nice.
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Dan you have a visitor.
: ''[Faraday gets out of his chair and in a confused manner he shakes Widmore's hand]''
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Hello Daniel.
: '''Faraday:''' ''[Almost in tears]'' Er...Hello. I'm sorry sir I don't remember...I have a condition that effects my memory and...
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Don't be embarrased Daniel, weve never met. I'm Charles Widmore.
: '''Faraday:''' Charles Widmore? Charles Widmore from my research grant?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Yes.
: '''Faraday:''' Its nice to meet you at last, I kept meaning to come and see you but I got a bit...take a seat.
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Thank you.
: ''[They sit]''
: '''Faraday:''' I just want you to know that I tested it on myself first. I would never hurt Teresa.
: '''Charles Widmore:''' It's alright Daniel I'm not here because of that. I want to offer you a new opportunity.
: '''Faraday:''' Really?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Yes.
: ''[Dan stares back at the footage of the wreckage of 815 on the TV and starts to cry]''
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Daniel. Whats making you so upset?
: '''Faraday:''' It's this plane crash. All those poor people...and their families. They're dead!
: '''Charles Widmore:''' What if I was to tell you Daniel that they're not dead. What if I told you that that plane they have found is an elaborate and expensive hoax.
: '''Faraday:''' How would you know that?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' I know Daniel because I'm the one that put it there.
: '''Faraday:''' Why would you tell me that?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' I told you Daniel because come tomorrow you're not likely to remember.
: ''[The pair continue to discuss the crash and Widmore offers Dan the chance to go to the island on the frighter]''

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: ''[Juliet and Sawyer are in their home packing in preparation to leave Dharma for the beach, Juliet packs and is slient. Sawyer stops her]''
: '''Sawyer:''' You called it the minute those yahoos got here. I should have listened to you. You can say I told you so!
: '''Juliet:''' Maybe after we get to the beach.
: '''Sawyer:''' Hey. You still got my back?
: '''Juliet:''' You still got mine?

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: ''[Faraday enters The Others/The Hostiles camp alone while Jack and Kate watch from behind some trees]''
: '''Faraday:''' Nobody move. I only want to speak to Eloise. Where is Eloise? Come on! Where is she?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' I'm sorry but Elo..
: ''[Faraday points his handgun to Richards head]''
: '''Richard Alpert:''' She's not here right now. Do we know each other?
: '''Faraday:''' It doesn't matter. I need you to take me to Eloise.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' I already told you that she's not here, so why don't we just...
: '''Faraday:''' Wheres the bomb Richard?
: ''[Richard looks confused]''
: '''Faraday:''' The Hydrogen Bomb I told your people to bury. Where is it?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Listen to me, lower your gun and we'll talk ok? Nobody has to get hurt here. Just put the gun down.
: '''Faraday:''' I'm going to give you three seconds...One...
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Don't do this.
: '''Faraday:''' Two...Thr...
: ''[A gun goes off. Faraday looks down - He's been shot. Richard drops the mug he was holding and heads foward learning over a dying Faraday. As Dan falls it is revealed that he has been shot by his mother Eloise]''
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Why did you do that?
: '''Eloise Hawking:''' He had a gun on you.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' He wasn't going to shoot me, Eloise.
: ''[A dying Faraday looks up at his young mother]''
: '''Faraday:''' You knew... that's why you sent me back here... You knew!
: '''Eloise Hawking:''' Who are you?
: '''Faraday:''' I'm your.. son. ''[Faraday dies.]''

==='''Follow The Leader''' [5.15]===

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: ''[Miles, Jin and Hurley follow Sawyers plan and start to head out towards the beach. Suddenly they hear something. Jin and Miles raise their weapons, but notice that it's Miles' dad - Dr. Chang who has come to meet them. They lower their weapons]''
: '''Miles:''' Dr. Chang? What are you doing here?
: '''Dr. Chang:''' I could ask you the same question. ''[Pause]'' Please I must know is what your friend Faraday said true? Are you from the future?
: ''[Hurley briefly glances over at Miles and Jin and then turns to Dr. Chang]''
: '''Hurley:''' Dude that's ridiculous.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' Oh really. What year were you born?
: '''Hurley:''' Erm....1931.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' ''[Eyeing Hurley]'' You're 46?
: '''Hurley:''' Yeah.....Yes I am.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' That means you must have fought in the Korean War?
: '''Hurley:''' ''[nervous]'' There's no such thing...
: '''Dr. Chang:''' Who is the US President?
: '''Hurley:''' Ok, we're from the future.
: ''[Hurley turns to Miles and Jin]''
: '''Hurley:''' Sorry dudes.

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: ''[Richard Alpert sits in his tent fixing a model ship in what appears to be a large glass bottle. An Other enters his tent to inform him of John Locke's return]''
: '''Other:''' Richard. He's back!
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Who?
: ''[They exit Richard's tent, coming up the beach is John Locke carrying a boar over his shoulders]''
: '''John Locke:''' I brought dinner!
: '''Richard Alpert:''' ''[Confused and shocked]'' John?
: ''[Locke chucks the dead boar in the sand]''
: '''John Locke:''' Hello Richard. It's been a while.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' It's...been three years. John what happened? Where were you?
: '''John Locke:''' I'll explain that on the way.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' On the way? On the way where?
: '''John Locke:''' It's going to be night soon and you and I have an errand to run and we don't have a lot of time. ''[Pause]'' What's wrong?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' There's something different about you.
: '''John Locke:''' I have a purpose now...

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: ''[Ben and Sun watch on from afar as Locke talks to Richard in The Others camp]''
: '''Sun:''' Who's that man that John's talking to?
: '''Ben:''' He's Richard Alpert. He's a kind of...advisor. And he has had that job for a very, very long time.
: ''[Sun takes off her rucksack and unzips it talking out the picture of the 1977 Dharma recruits in which Jack, Kate and Hurley feature. She drops the bag and heads into the camp, towards Richard and Locke]''
: '''Ben:''' Sun? What are you...
: ''[Ben follows her]''
: '''Sun:''' ''[To Richard]'' Where you here in 1977?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Excuse me?
: ''[Sun shows Richard the photo]''
: '''Sun:''' These people. Jack Shepard, Kate Austen and Hugo Reyes, they were here with my husband Jin Kwon. Were you here? Do you remember them? Any of them?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Yes, I was here 30 years ago and yes I do remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly because...I watched them all die.

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: ''[Having been caught by the 1977 version of The Others. Jack and Kate sit alone in a tent and discuss Faraday's plan]''
: '''Kate:''' Before we got captured you said that we had to put things back the way they were meant to be. What did you mean by that?
: '''Jack:''' If we can do what Faraday said our plane never crashes. Flight 815 lands in Los Angeles and everyone we lost since we got here, they'd all be alive.
: '''Kate:''' And what about us? We just go on living our lives because we never met.
: '''Jack:''' All the misery that we have been through would just wipe clean, like it never happened.
: '''Kate:''' It was NOT all misery!
: '''Jack:''' Enough of it was!

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: '''Jack:''' Maybe I was wrong!
: '''Kate:''' No, you were right!

==='''The Incident''' [5.16] and [5.17]===

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: ''[Jacob sits in a darkened room. He weaves something on a wooden wheel. He then heads outside and into the ocean to a fishing net and places the contents (a red herring) on a rock where he guts it and cooks it. He places it on a leaf to eat and sits back to watch as a wooden ship (presumably The Black Rock) approaches the island. The Man in Black approaches Jacob and sits in the sand next to him]''
: '''The Man in Black:''' Morning.
: '''Jacob:''' Morning.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Mind if I join you?
: '''Jacob:''' Please. You want some fish?
: '''The Man in Black:''' No thank you, I just ate.
: '''Jacob:''' I take it you're here because of the ship.
: '''The Man in Black:''' I am. How did they find the island?
: '''Jacob:''' You'll have to ask them when they get here.
: '''The Man in Black:''' I don't have to ask: you brought them here. Still trying to prove me wrong, aren't you?
: '''Jacob:''' You are wrong.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Am I? They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
:'''Jacob:''' It only ends once. Everything that comes before is just progress.
: ''[Pause]''
: '''The Man in Black:''' Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?
: '''Jacob:''' Yes.
: '''The Man in Black:''' One of these days, sooner or later, I'm going to find a loophole, my friend.
: '''Jacob:''' Well when you do, I'll be right here.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Always nice talking to you Jacob.
: '''Jacob:''' Nice talking to you, too.
: ''[The Man in Blackgets up ends heads off leaving Jacob alone on the beach. The camera pulls back to reveal that both men have been sat below the giant statue that is of a crocodile like figure]''

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: ''[In 1977; Juliet and Sawyer are on the Dharma Sub, they are joined by Kate and the sub leaves the island heading to the mainland]''
: '''Kate:''' We have to get out of here.
: '''Sawyer:''' Out of here? We're underwater. What the hell are you doing here? How'd you get caught?
: '''Kate:''' I came back to get you.
: '''Sawyer:''' Came back to get me for what?
: '''Juliet:''' Where's Jack?
: '''Kate:''' Jack is... on his way to blow up a hydrogen bomb.
: '''Sawyer:''' Why the hell would he do that?
: '''Kate:''' Does it matter? We have to stop him.
: '''Sawyer:''' Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
: '''Kate:''' Did you hear what I just said?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yeah, I heard you. You just don't get it, Kate - we were happy in Dharmaville 'till you all showed up, and now that's all over...
: ''[Juliet smiles at Sawyer]''
: '''Sawyer:''' So we're going to drink our OJ and take our chances in the real world. ''[Pause]'' And if Jack wants to blow up the island... good for Jack.

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: ''[After arriving back on the island via a life-raft, Sawyer, Juliet and Kate encounter Rose and Bernard who have not been seen since 'The Lie']''
: '''Sawyer:''' Did you not hear me shout "meet at the creek"?
: '''Bernard:''' There were flaming arrows raining down around us, killing everyone we knew - well sure, we heard you!
: '''Sawyer:''' Well we spent all sorts of time looking for you. I had Jin out searching the island grid-by-grid.
: '''Rose:''' Yeah, we know.
: '''Juliet:''' You know?
: '''Rose:''' Yeah sure, you lot joined up with Dharma.
: '''Sawyer:''' Well damn, I could have brought both of you in! Why didn't you find a way to tell us you were out here?
: '''Rose:''' Because we're retired.

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: ''[Flashback to Hurley being released from prison following the events of 'The Lie.' He exits the prison and heads out to a taxi opening the door]''
: '''Hurley:''' Sorry, I didn't see it was taken, dude.
: '''Jacob:''' Actually, I'm only going a few blocks, if you want to share...?
: '''Hurley:''' Cool. You sure?
: '''Jacob:''' Come on in.
: ''[Hurley gets into the taxi and sits on the backseat next to Jacob. As the taxi starts to move off, Hurley opens a package of Fruit Roll-Ups and offers some of it to Jacob]''
: '''Hurley:''' You want some? It's cherry.
: '''Jacob:''' No, thanks.
: '''Hurley:''' So what were you in for?
: '''Jacob:''' Excuse me?
: '''Hurley:''' Jail? I was there because I shot three guys... well, I didn't really. I guess they figured it out. What about you?
: '''Jacob:''' I wasn't in jail.
: '''Hurley:''' Then what were you doing sitting outside the prison in a cab?
: '''Jacob:''' I was waiting for you, Hugo.
: ''[Jacob smiles at Hurley, who looks unnerved]''
: '''Hurley:''' Oh?! ''[Pause]'' Then you must be dead.
: '''Jacob:''' I'm definitely not dead.
: '''Hurley:''' Then what do you want from me?
: '''Jacob:''' I want to know why you won't go back to the island.
: ''[Another long pause]''
: '''Hurley:''' Because I am cursed.
: '''Jacob:''' Is that so?
: '''Hurley:''' Uh-huh. That's why the plane crashed, my friends died: Libby, Charlie. And now they visit me and I can't make it stop.
: '''Jacob:''' What if you weren't cursed? What if you were blessed?
: '''Hurley:''' How do you mean 'blessed'?
: '''Jacob:''' Well you get to talk to the people you've lost, seems like a pretty wonderful thing to me.
: '''Hurley:''' Sure it's wonderful apart from the part where I'm crazy.
: '''Jacob:''' I got some news for you, Hugo, and you're just going to have to take my word on this. You are not crazy.
: '''[Hurley looks nervous and confused]'''
: '''Hurley:''' Who are you, dude?
: '''Jacob [to taxi driver]:''' I'm just up here on the left.
: ''[The taxi stops. Jacob once again turns to Hurley]''
: '''Jacob:''' Ajira Airways Flight 316 out of LAX leaves in 24 hours. All you have to do is be on that plane. It's your choice, Hugo. You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
: ''[Jacob touches Hurley on the shoulder and exits the taxi leaving a guitar case next to Hurley]''
: '''Hurley:''' Wait! You forgot your guitar!
: ''[Jacob peers back into the taxi answers Hurley and then leaves]''
: '''Jacob:''' It's not my guitar.

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: '''Ilana:''' Which one of you is Ricardus?
: '''Richard:''' It's Richard, actually.
: '''Ilana:''' What lies in the shadow of the statue?
: '''Richard:''' ''Ille qui nos omnes servabit.''
: '''Ilana:''' Richard...I'm Ilana. I have something you need to see. ''[to her crew]'' Open it up.
: ''[The Others cock their guns.]''
: '''Richard:''' It--it's okay. It's okay. Let them.
: ''[Ilana's team turns over the crate. It contains John Locke's body.]''
: '''Richard:''' ''[stunned]'' Where did you find him?
: '''Ilana:''' In the cargo hold of the plane we came here on...in a coffin.
: '''Sun:''' I don't understand. If this is Locke... ''who's in there?''

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:'''The Man in Black''':''[Disguised as Locke]'' Hello, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''':...Guess you found your loophole.
:'''The Man in Black''': Indeed, I did. And you have no idea what I've gone through to be here.
:'''Ben''': You two know each other?
:'''The Man in Black''': In a manner of speaking. Do what I asked you to, Benjamin.
:'''Jacob:''' Benjamin, whatever he's told you, I want you to understand one thing: you have a choice.
:'''Ben:''' What choice?
:'''Jacob:''' You can do what he asks, or you can go, leave us to discuss our... issues.
:'''Ben:''' Oh... so now, after all this time... you've decided to stop ignoring me. Thirty-five years I lived on this island, and all I ever heard was your name, over and over. Richard would bring me your instructions, all those slips of paper, all those lists... and I never questioned anything. I did as I was told. But when I dared to ask to see you myself, I was told, "You have to wait. You have to be patient." But when he asks to see you, he gets marched up here as if he was Moses. So why him? Hmm? What was it that was so wrong with me? ''What about me?''
:'''Jacob:''' ''[spitefully]'' What about you?
:'''Ben:''' ...Ah. Well... ''[He stabs Jacob twice in the chest and watches as he falls to the ground]''
:'''Jacob''':''[Quietly]'' They're coming...
:'''The Man in Black''': What? I can't hear ya.
:'''Jacob''': They're coming!
:''[With this, The Man in Black looks alarmed. He then kicks Jacob into the fire and he and Ben watch him burn]''

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:'''Sawyer:''' Wait, Juliet, we've got to talk about this!
:'''Juliet:''' There's nothing to talk about, James. We have to let Jack do what he came here to do.
:'''Sawyer:''' Well maybe you should have told me about your change of heart before I brought him out to the jungle to kick his ass!
:'''Juliet:''' Would that have stopped you?
:'''Sawyer:''' No -
:'''Juliet:''' Well, then, I'm glad you got it out of your system.
:'''Sawyer:''' Hey! Ju - ''[He makes to grab her]''
:'''Juliet:''' ''[She pulls away]'' No, James, don't you -
:'''Sawyer:''' ''[He backs off, shocked]'' ...I need you to tell me where all of this is coming from. One minute you're leading the Great Sub Escape and now you're on board with blowing up the damn island?!
:'''Juliet:''' I -
:'''Sawyer:''' I got a right to know why you changed your mind.
:'''Juliet:''' ...I changed my mind when I saw you look at her.
:'''Sawyer:''' I don't care who I looked at. I'm with ''you''.
:'''Juliet:''' ...And you'd stay with me forever, if I let you, which is why... I will always love you. And we knew what we had was just for a little while, and - and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together, so if... if Jack can make it so that you guys never come here, then... he should.
:'''Sawyer:''' ''[upset]'' ...Why are you doing this, Juliet?
:'''Juliet:''' ''[sadly]'' I... if I never meet you... then I never have to lose you. ''[She leaves]''

==Season Six==
=== ''LA X'' [6.01] and [6.02] ===

:'''Jack''' : What happened?
:'''Kate''' : We're at the hatch.
:'''Jack''' : Wait, they built it.
:'''Kate''' : Yeah...They built it.
:''[Sawyer wakes up and kicks down into the crater of the destroyed hatch]''
:'''Sawyer''': You were wrong!
:'''Kate''' : Sawyer!
:''[Sawyer climbs down into the crater to continue to fight Jack]''
:'''Sawyer''': That's the damn hatch, just like when we left it when we started jumping through time!

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:'''Hurley''': Dude, whoever you are you better come out now. I've got a gun and I know how to use it...
:''[Hurley attempts to cock the gun, while behind him the undergrowth russles. Hurley watches as Jacob appears infront of him]''
:'''Jacob''': Hey Hugo. You got a minute?
:''[Jacob and Hurley walk back to the Dharma Van where a dying Sayid is still lying on the ground. Jacob bends down and examines Sayid while Hurley looks on]''
:'''Hurley''': Where you going dude? Whats going on? Why are you here? I mean you show up in LA, in the back of a cab and tell me to get on that plane that just so happens to get me back to the island. How did you know that would happen?
:''[Jacob remains silent, still looking over Sayid]''
:'''Hurley''': Dude you better start taling 'cause my friend Jin is going to be back any minute and He'll...
:'''Jacob''' : Your friend Jin won't be able to see me.
:'''Hurley''': ''[Pause]'' Why not?
:'''Jacob''' : Because I died an hour ago.
:'''Hurley''': Sorry dude. That sucks.
:'''Jacob''' : Thanks.
:''[Jacob stands and looks at Hurley]''
:'''Hurley''': You want me to do something crazy again don't you?
:'''Jacob''': No. All I want you to do is save Sayid Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': Well thats why I sent Jin to get Jack, so Jack can...
:'''Jacob''': Jack cannot save him. You have to take Sayid to the temple, the rest of them should be safe there too.
:'''Hurley''': The temple? Am I supposed to know where that is?
:'''Jacob''': Jin knows. Ask him to take you to the hole in the wall where he was with the French team. Through that opening you can gain access to the temple.
:''[Hurley looks around for Jin returning]''
:'''Jacob''': Oh and Hugo, do you still have that Guitar Case I gave you?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah...
:'''Jacob''': Bring it!
:''[Hurley looks at Jacob, slightly confused by whats going on]''
:'''Hurley''': Who are you man?
:'''Jacob''': I'm Jacob.

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:'''Sawyer''': If she dies, I'll kill him.

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:'''Charlie''': Am I alive?

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:'''Charlie''': You should have let that happen man. I was supposed to die.

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:'''Ben''': What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''':''[disguised as John Locke]'' I'm not a "what", Ben, I'm a "who".
:'''Ben''': You're the monster.
:'''The Man in Black''': Let's not resort to name calling.
:'''Ben''': You used me. You couldn't kill him yourself, so you made me do it.
:'''The Man in Black''': I didn't make you do anything. You should know, he was very confused when you killed him.
:'''Ben''': I seriously doubt that Jacob was ever confused.
:'''The Man in Black''': I'm not talking about Jacob. I'm talking about John Locke. Do you want to know what he was thinking while you choked the life out of him, Benjamin? What the last thought that ran through his head was? "I don't understand." Isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard? But it's fitting in a way because when John first came to the island, he was a very sad man. A victim shouting at the world for being told what he couldn't do, even though they were right. He was weak and pathetic, and irreparably broken, but despite all of that, there was something admirable about him. He was the only one of them who didn't want to leave. The only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was.
:'''Ben''': What do you want?
:'''The Man in Black''': Well that's the great irony here, Ben, because I want the one thing that John Locke didn't. I want to go home.

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:'''Kate''': I'm so sorry. ''[she and Sawyer look over at Jack]'' You know, what you said back at the hatch. He's just trying to help us.
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't gonna kill Jack. He deserves to suffer on this rock just like the rest of us.

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:'''Locke:''' What did you lose?
:'''Jack:''' Excuse me?
:'''Locke:''' They lost one of my bags. What about you?
:'''Jack:''' You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
:'''Locke:''' Try me.
:'''Jack:''' They lost my father.
:'''Locke:''' I'm sorry?
:'''Jack:''' He died a couple of days ago in Australia, and I flew down to get him.
:'''Locke:''' My condolences. ''[screaming to Oceanic employee handing him his lost luggage form]'' Yo!
:'''Jack:''' The coffin was supposed to go on the plane in Sydney, but it didn't. Apparently he is somewhere in transit, which is their way of saying that they have no idea where the hell he is.
:'''Locke:''' Well, how could they know?
:'''Jack:''' They're the ones who checked him in. I mean, they have to have some kind of tracking system.
:'''Locke:''' No, I'm not talking about the coffin. How could they know where he is? They didn't lose your father, they just lost his body. ''[Jack ponders this as Locke smiles at him]'' Either way, your story beats the hell out of mine. All that was in my suitcase was a bunch of knives.
:'''Jack:''' Some kind of salesman?
:'''Locke:''' Yeah, something like that. Well, it was nice talking to ya, but I hope you find that coffin.
:'''Jack:''' I hope you find your knives.
:'''Locke:''' Thanks.
:'''Jack:''' You mind if I ask what happened to you? I'm only asking because I'm a spinal surgeon. I didn't mean --
:'''Locke:''' No, don't worry about it. Surgery isn't going to do anything to help me. My condition is irreversible.
:'''Jack:''' Nothing is irreversible. ''[hands him his card]'' If you ever want a consult, just give me a call. It's on the house.
:'''Locke:''' Well thanks. ''[reads his card]'' Jack Shephard, I'm John, John Locke. ''[shakes Jack's hand]''
:'''Jack:''' It's nice to meet you, John.
:'''Locke:''' It's nice to meet you, too.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Hello, Richard. It's good to see you out of those chains.
:'''Richard''': You?
:'''The Man in Black''': Me. ''[knocks Richard out and looks around at everyone else]'' I am very disappointed. In all of you!

=== ''What Kate Does'' [6.03] ===

:'''Miles''': And as you can see, Hugo here has assumed the leadership position, so that's... pretty great.

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:'''Miles''': So nothing? there wasn't anything? No white light? Angels singing? No dead relatives?
:'''Sayid''': I remember being shot
:'''Hurley''': You're not a zombie, right?
:'''Sayid''': No. I'm not a zombie.

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:'''Kate''': Couple days ago, you asked me why I came back to the island... I need to find Claire. I thought, maybe if I could catch up to you, you could help me - and then, maybe if we could find her and bring her back to Aaron then maybe all of this wouldn't have been for nothing.

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:'''Sawyer''': It's not your fault she's dead... It's mine. She was sittin' right there, right where you are now, tryin' to leave this place - and I convinced her to stay. I made her stay on this island because I didn't want to be alone. You understand that right? ... But, uh... But I think some of us are meant to be alone. [Sawyer glances down at ring he's holding] I was gonna ask her to marry me.

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:''[Sun, Ilana, Ben, and Frank have put John Locke's body in a grave on the beach]''
:'''Ilana''': Does anyone want to say something? Did anyone know him?''[No one steps up]''
:'''Ben''': Okay, I knew him. John Locke was...a believer. He was a great man. A much better man than I ever was...And I'm very sorry I murdered him.
:'''[Everyone is shocked to hear this. Ben and Frank start filling the grave]''
:'''Frank''':''[Under his breath]'' Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to...

=== ''The Subsitute'' [6.04] ===

:'''Sawyer''': Who are you, because you sure as hell ain't John Locke?
:'''The Man in Black''': What makes you say that?
:'''Sawyer''': Because Locke was scared, even when he was pretending he wasn't. But you, you ain't scared.

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:'''The Man in Black''': You seem to be taking this extremely well.
:'''Sawyer''': Taking what extremely well?
:'''The Man in Black''': The fact that I'm here.
:'''Sawyer''': I don't give a damn if you're dead. Or time travelin' or... ghost of Christmas past. All I care about is this whiskey. So bottoms up. Get the hell out of my house.

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:'''Locke''': My walkabout. An adventure in the outback. Man against nature. But they wouldn't let me go. And I sat there yelling at them. Shouting at them that they couldn't tell me what I can't do. But they were right. I'm sick of imagining of what my life could be out of this chair, Helen. What it would be like to walk down the aisle with you because its not gonna happen. So if you need me to see more doctors, have more consults, if you need me to get out of this chair, I don't blame you. But I don't want you to spend your life waiting for a miracle because there is no such thing.

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:'''Richard''': Where is he?
:'''Sawyer''': Where the hell did you come from?
:'''Richard''': Where is he?!
:'''Sawyer''': He ran off.
:'''Richard''': Okay, come on, we've gotta go!
:'''Sawyer''': Go where?
:'''Richard''': To the Temple, let's go, now!
:'''Sawyer''': Thanks but I've been to the Temple already. I'm sticking with Locke.
:'''Richard''': No, the man you are with is not John Locke.
:'''Sawyer''': I know.
:'''Richard''': Than why are you with him?
:'''Sawyer''': 'Cause he's got answers. He knows why I'm on the Island. Unless you wanna tell me why I'm here, Richard!
:'''Richard''': Don't be naive. He's not gonna tell you anything, he's gonna kill you.
:'''Sawyer''': If he wanted to kill me he could've done it a dozen times by now.
:'''Richard''': You don't understand. He doesn't just want you dead, he wants everyone dead. Everyone you care about, all of them. And he won't stop--''[Flees as he hears The Man in Black return]''

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:'''Sawyer''': Do you read?
:'''The Man in Black''': Doesn't everybody?
:'''Sawyer''': You ever read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, it's my favorite.
:'''The Man in Black''': No, a little after my time.
:'''Sawyer''': It's about these two guys, George and Lenny. Lenny's kinda slow... causin' George problems... so George walks him into the woods and tells him to look out yonder and picture the pretty little house they're gonna live in some day. Then he shoots Lenny in the back of the head.
:'''The Man in Black''': That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Sawyer puts a gun to the back of MIB's head]'' It ain't.
:'''The Man in Black''': Something on your mind, James?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm wondering what would happen if I was to put a bullet in your head?
:'''The Man in Black''': Let's find out?
:'''Sawyer''':''[Sawyer hesitates and lowers the gun]'' What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''': What I am is trapped. And I've been trapped for so long that I don't even remember what it feels like to be free. Maybe you can understand that. But before I was trapped, I was a man, James. Just like you.
:'''Sawyer''': I'm havin' a hard time believin' that...
:'''The Man in Black''': You can believe whatever you want, that's the truth. I know what it's like to feel joy... to feel pain, anger, fear... to experience betrayal. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. So if you wanna shoot me, shoot me. But you're so close, James. It would be such a shame to turn back now.

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:'''The Man in Black''': You're a candidate.
:'''Sawyer''': And what does that mean?
:'''The Man in Black''': It means you have three choices. You can do nothing and see how it all plays out. ''[Marks off John Locke's name on the wall]'' And maybe you're name will get marked off. Or you can step up and replace Jacob and be the protector of the Island.
:'''Sawyer''': Protect it from what?
:'''The Man in Black''': From nothing, James. That's the real joke; there is nothing to protect it from. It's just a damn island! And it will be perfectly fine without you or me or anyone else whose lives Jacob wasted.
:'''Sawyer''': You said there were three choices.
:'''The Man in Black''': The third choice is we just go. We just get the hell off this Island. Never look back. So tell me, James. Are you ready to go home.
:'''Sawyer''':...Hell yes.

=== ''Lighthouse'' [6.05] ===

:'''Jack''': I'm not going anywhere, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, I told him you'd say that. That's why he told me to tell you...You have what it takes, Jack.
:'''Jack''': ''[Jack stands, shocked]'' What did you say?
:'''Hurley''': I said "you have what it takes." He said you'd know what it means.
:'''Jack''': And Jacob he's at this Lighthouse?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, I think?
:'''Jack''': Ok. Well, let's go see Jacob.

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:'''Jacob''': Jack is here because he has to do something. He can't be told what that is, he's got to find it himself. Sometimes you can just hop in the back of someone's cab and tell them what they are supposed to do. Other times you have to let them look at the ocean for a while.

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:'''The Man In Black''': ''[to Jin and Claire]'' I hope I'm not interrupting anything?
:'''Jin''': John?
:'''Claire''': That's not John silly. That's my friend.

=== ''Sundown'' [6.06] ===

:'''Miles''': Oh, that Australian chick's back.
:'''Kate''': Wait, what?
:'''Miles''': You know that blonde, with the baby.
:'''Kate''': Claire?
:'''Miles''': Right, Claire. She just strolled in here couple hours ago, acting all weird... Still hot, though.

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:'''Claire''': Why do I have to do it. You could've gotten Sawyer or Jin...Or you could do it yourself?
:'''The Man In Black''': If I could do it, I wouldn't be asking you.
:'''Claire''': I want what you promised. I want my son back.
:'''The Man In Black''': I always do what I say.
:'''Claire:''' You're going to kill them aren't you?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Only those that won't listen.

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:''[Sayid treks out into the jungle hears, the trees shake and rustle. The Man in Black appears]''
:'''The Man in Black''': Hello, Sayid.
:''[Sayid comes forward and stabs him the in heart]''
:'''The Man in Black''':''[Startled, he pulls the knife from his chest with a grunt. He is unharmed]'' Now why'd you go and do that?...You want it back. Take it, I won't bite.
:'''Sayid''':''[He takes it]'' What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Well you seem to have some sort of idea about that, Sayid, considering you stabbed me in the chest without even saying hello.

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:'''Ben''': Sayid! Come on, we have to go now. There's still time.
:'''Sayid''': Not for me...

=== ''Dr. Linus'' [6.07] ===

:''[Ben rummages through Sawyer's old stash at the beach camp. He finds a book and a couple of pornographic magazines]''
:'''Ben''': The stuff people bring on their travels...
:''[He continues to look and finds a bottle of water carrying the Oceanic Logo on its label. Frank Lapidus approaches]''
:'''Ben''': Oceanic! You know I remember that plane breaking apart as if it were yesterday.
:'''Frank''': You're sounding a little nostalgic there.
:'''Ben''': Maybe I am.
:'''Frank''': You know I was supposed to be flying it? Oceanic 815?
:''[Ben looks at Frank shocked by the news]''
:'''Ben''': And why didn't you?
:'''Frank''': I overslept. ''[Pause]'' You know I keep thinking about how different my life would have been if I was on the plane.
:'''Ben''': How different would it have been? The island still got you in the end, didn't it?

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:'''Ilana''': Pick it up and start digging!
:'''Ben''': Digging what?
:'''Ilana''': A grave.
:'''Ben''': For who?
:'''Ilana''': You murdered Jacob. It's for you.

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:''[Miles approaches Ben who is digging his own grave]''
:'''Miles''': Hey I thought you might want something to eat. I'm afraid all we have is banana and these little green bean things.
:'''Ben''': You know I'm not really that hungry.
:'''Miles''': Suit yourself.
:''[Miles starts to walk away]''
:'''Ben''': Miles! You know you once asked me for 3.2 Million Dollars?
:'''Miles''': Yeah.
:'''Ben''': You still want it?
:'''Miles''': Why would I want your money when there's two people buried right over there called Nikki and Paulo who are buried with 8 Million Dollars worth of diamonds.
:'''Ben''': Miles please? If you help free me, when we all leave this place I'll get it for you, all of it. I have contacts that will get it for me.
:'''Miles''': Yeah right. What you going to do? Write me a check on this banana leaf?

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:'''Ilana''': What are you waiting for?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I want to explain.
:'''Ilana''': Explain what?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I want to explain that I know what you're feeling.
:'''Ilana''': You have no idea what I'm feeling.
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I watched my daughter Alex die in front of me. And it was my fault. I had a chance to save her, but I chose the island... Over her. All in the name of Jacob. I sacrificed everything for him... And he didn't even care. Yeah, I stabbed him. I was... so angry.. Confused. I... I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever mattered to me... my power. But the thing that really mattered... Was already gone. I'm sorry that I killed Jacob. I am. And I do not expect you to forgive me because... I can never forgive myself.
:'''Ilana''': Then what do you want?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': Just... let me leave.
:'''Ilana''': Where will you go?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': To Locke.
:'''Ilana''': Why?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': Because he's the only one that'll have me.
:'''Ilana''': I'll have you.

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:''[Hurley and Jack are lead by Richard to what they believe will be the Temple]''
:'''Jack''': ''[To Richard]'' Where did you come from?
:'''Richard''': You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Temples this way.
:'''Hurley''': So dude whats the deal? Are you time traveling? 'Cause you look exactly the same as you did 30 years ago.
:'''Richard''': I'm not time traveling. This was a gift from Jacob. Only...It's not a gift at all. Its a curse.
:'''Hurley''': So what your like a Terminator?
:''[Richard looks at Hurley]''
:'''Richard''': No.

=== ''Recon'' [6.08] ===
:'''The Man in Black''': Because... my mother was crazy. A long time ago, before I... looked like this... I had a mother, just like everyone. She was a very disturbed woman. And, as a result of that, I had some growing pains. Problems that I'm still trying to work my way through. Problems that could have been avoided had things been different.
:'''Kate''': Why are you telling me this?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because now Aaron has a crazy mother too.

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:''[Claire enters her shelter, collects a knife, and checks on her fake baby. Kate enters the hut]''
:'''Kate''': Is this where you lived?
:'''Claire''': Yeah.
:''[Kate looks at the fake baby in horror.]''
:'''Kate''': What is that?
:'''Claire''': ''[Sadly]'' It's all I had...

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:''[The Man In Black leads his group through the jungle.]''
:'''The Man In Black''': About a quarter mile ahead there's a clearing. We'll make camp there. Everybody fill up on water. We might be there a couple of days.
:'''Sawyer''': A couple of days? I thought you said we were getting off this rock?
:'''The Man In Black''': We are.
:'''Sawyer''': When?
:''[Some people within the group notice this dispute. The Man In Black notices them watching him and Sawyer have their arguement]''
:'''The Man In Black''': Maybe we should talk about this in private.
:'''Sawyer''': Great. Let's go.
:''[The Man In Black leads Sawyer into a jungle clearing away from the rest of the group]''
:'''The Man In Black''': I wish you hadn't interrupted me.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Sarcasticly]'' Oh I'm sorry... I forgot my manners.
:'''The Man In Black''': I forgive you.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah right....So what happened back at the temple? How'd you know to rescue everybody from that smoke thing?
:'''The Man In Black''': I didn't rescue them. ''[Pause]'' I'm the smoke thing.
:''[Sawyer looks shocked and confused by the news]''
:'''Sawyer''': You telling me you killed all of those people?
:'''The Man In Black''': I gave them the opportunity to leave peacefully and they didn't take it.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''The Man In Black''': Because they're convinced that they're protecting the Island from me, when in fact all I want to do is leave. ''[Pause]'' So it's either kill or be killed. And I don't wanna be killed James.

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:''[Having been captured Sawyer is lead onto Widmore's submarine and into a small room where Charles sits at a desk working on a document]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Hello, Mr. Ford. My name is Charles Widmore.
:''[Widmore offers his hand to Sawyer but Sawyer does not shake it]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': I'm guessing you know who I am?
:'''Sawyer''': Of course I do. You're the fella that sent a freighter to the island loaded with guys to kill us all.
:''[There is a brief pause and a smirk appears on Widmore's face]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': It's sad, really... how little you actually know.
:'''Sawyer''': Well...I know you murdered all them people out there and dropped 'em in a ditch.
:'''Charles Widmore''': We didn't murder those people. But I don't expect you to believe that.
:'''Sawyer''': Good, I don't.
:'''Charles Widmore''': So, why don't you tell me what brought you over to this island.
:'''Sawyer''': John Locke sent me.
:'''Charles Widmore''': John Locke's dead!
:'''Sawyer''': I think we both know the guy I'm talking about's not really Locke. So here's the deal, Chief... I'll go back over there and tell him the coast is clear, that I didn't find anybody. Then I'll bring the old man right to your doorstep... then you can kill him.
:''[Once again Widmore's face reveals a hint of a smile]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': And what do you want in exchange, James?
:'''Saywer''': One: The people I come back with, people on my boat don't get touched. Not even a hair on their head. And two: You give us safe passage off the Island.
:'''Charles Widmore''': How do I know I can trust you?
:'''Sawyer''': Same way I know I can trust you. So do we have an agreement?
''[Widmore nods his head and extends his arm once again for Sawyer to shake. They shake hands.]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Yes. I suppose we do.

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:''[Sawyer returns to The Man In Black's camp and sits by Kate who is cooking something on a camp fire]''
:'''Sawyer''': What's for dinner?
:''[Kate looks up at Sawyer]''
:'''Kate''': Rabbit. ''[Pause]'' I think.
:'''Sawyer''': Good 'coz I'm starving.
:'''Kate''': What are you doing running errands for Locke?
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't running errands for nobody.
:'''Kate''': He said he sent you over to the other island. Did you find the plane?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah I found it and that ain't the only thing over there. Guy named Widmore set up camp over on the beach. He's got a whole team with him, guys with guns, they're here for Locke.
:'''Kate''': So what are you gonna do?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm gonna let them fight it out. And while they got their hands full with each other ''[He pauses and quickly checks no one is listening]'' You and me are getting the hell off this Island.
:'''Kate''': Even if we could get on that plane, who's gonna fly it?
:'''Saywer''': We ain't taking the plane Freckles. We're taking the sub.

=== ''Ab Aeterno'' [6.09] ===

:''[Jacob has just subdued Richard when he tried to kill him]''
:'''Jacob''': Who are you?''[Holds up the dagger]'' And who gave you this?
:'''Richard''': Where is my wife?
:'''Jacob''': I don't know your wife. Was she on the ship?
:'''Richard''': She's dead...
:'''Jacob''': Than why are you asking me where she is? ''[Richard can't answer]'' Did you meet a man in the jungle dressed in black?
:'''Richard''': Yes!
:'''Jacob''': What did he say to you?
:'''Richard''': He said that you were the devil!''[Jacob seems frustrated at this]''
:'''Jacob''': What else did he say?
:'''Richard''': He said that you took my wife. Where is she?
:'''Jacob''': That wasn't your wife.
:'''Richard''': Yes it was, yes it was! She is here in hell, just like me!
:'''Jacob''': You think you're in hell?
:'''Richard''': Where else would I be?
:''[Jacob drags Richard to the water and starts to drown him]''
:'''Jacob''': You still think you're dead?! You think you're dead?! Why should I stop?!
:'''Richard''': I want to live!
:'''Jacob''':''[Jacob throws Richard to the ground]'' That's the first sensible thing you've said. Get up, we need to talk.

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:'''Jacob''':''[To Richard]'' Imagine that this wine is what you keep calling hell. There are other names for it. Malevolence. Evil. Darkness. And it's all down here swirling at the bottom. Unable to get out, because if it did it would spread. Now, the cork is this Island. ''[Puts a cork in the jug, trapping the wine]'' And it's the only thing keeping the darkness where it belongs.

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:'''Richard''': And there were other people here before me?
:'''Jacob''': Yes, many.
:'''Richard''': What happened to them?
:'''Jacob''': They're all dead.
:'''Richard''': If you brought them here, why didn't you help them?
:'''Jacob''': I wanted them to help themselves. To know the difference between right and wrong without me telling them. It's all useless if I have to make them do anything. Why should I have to step in?
:'''Richard''': If you don't he [The Man in Black] will.
:'''Jacob''':''[Pauses, taken aback]'' Tell you what, would you like a job?
:'''Richard''': A job? Doing what?
:'''Jacob''': If I don't step in, maybe you could. You could be my representative and intermediary to the people I bring to this Island.
:'''Richard''': What would I get in return?
:'''Jacob''': You tell me...
:'''Richard''': I want my wife back.
:'''Jacob''': I can't do that.
:'''Richard''': Can you absolve me of my sins?
:'''Jacob''': I can't do that either.
:'''Richard''': I don't want to die...I want to live forever.
:'''Jacob''':''[Smiles, lays a hand on his shoulder]'' Now that I can do.

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:''[the Man in Black sits on a log in the shade, he holds a white stone. Jacob shows up]''
:'''Jacob''': Morning.
:'''The Man in Black''': Morning.
:'''Jacob''': I see you got my present.
:'''The Man in Black''': Don't gloat, Jacob. It doesn't become you.
:'''Jacob''': So you tried to kill me.
:'''The Man in Black''': You expect an apology?
:'''Jacob''': I'd just like to know why you did it.
:'''The Man in Black''': Because I want to leave. Just let me leave, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''': As long as I'm still alive, you're not going anywhere.
:'''The Man in Black''': Then now you know why I want to kill you. And I will kill you, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''': Even if you do, someone else will take my place.
:'''The Man in Black''': Well, then I'll kill them too.
:'''Jacob''': ''[Hands him a jug of wine]'' Well here's something to pass the time. See ya around. ''[Jacob leaves]''
:'''The Man in Black''': Sooner than you think. ''[He smashes the jug against the log, releasing the wine]''

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:''[Hurley has just helped Richard make peace with his long deceased wife]''
:'''Hurley''': She kinda said something else. Something you have to do.
:'''Richard''': What?
:'''Hurley''': She said you have to stop The Man in Black. You have to stop him from leaving the Island. And she said that if you don't... (''speaking in Spanish'') ...we'll all go to hell.

=== ''The Package'' [6.10] ===

:'''The Man In Black:''' I'm leavin' for a little while. I got an errand to run.
:'''Sayid:''' When will you be back?
:'''The Man In Black:''' In the morning. Keep an eye on the camp while I'm gone.
:''[The Man In Black turns to leave, Sayid interrupts him and he turns back]''
:'''Sayid:''' I don't feel anything.
:'''The Man In Black:''' Excuse me?
:'''Sayid:''' Anger. Happiness. Pain. I don't feel it anymore.
:'''The Man In Black:''' Maybe that's best, Sayid. It'll help you get through what's coming.

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:'''The Man In Black:''' Is there something wrong, Claire?
:'''Claire:''' Um... what you said to Jin... about the names on the wall? You told him you needed them all to get off the island?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Yes I did.
:'''Claire:''' So... was my name on the wall?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Nope!
:'''Claire:''' Then it doesn't matter if I get on that plane then. You don't really need me do you?
:'''The Man In Black:''' That's not true, Claire. I need you. And there's plenty of room on that plane for all of us.
:''[Claire seems happy by what she has just been told, but at the same time slightly sad]''
:'''Claire:''' When we go home, Aaron's not going to know me. I'll be a stranger to my own son. He thinks Kate's his mother...Was her name on the wall?
:'''The Man In Black:''' No it isn't. Not anymore. But I need Kate.
:'''Claire:''' Why?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Because Claire, I'm three people shy of getting off this island and Kate can help me get those people on the plane. But... once she does... then whatever happens, happens.

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:''[The Man in Black and Sayid prepare to leave]''
:'''Sawyer''': Where are you two going with the guns?
:'''The Man in Black''': Hydra Island, we're taking the outrigger.
:'''Sawyer''': Well, why do you gotta take a boat? can't you just do your smoke thing and fly your ass over the water?
:'''The Man in Black''': If I could do that, do you think I'd still be here?
:'''Sawyer''':''[Sarcastic]'' No, 'cause that'd be ridiculous!

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:'''Charles Widmore:''' Do you know who I am?
:'''The Man In Black:''' You're Charles Widmore. Do you know who I am?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Ha! Well obviously you're not John Locke. Everything else I know is a combination of myth, ghost stories, and jungle noises in the night.
:''[The Man In Black eyes the sonic pylons again]''
:'''The Man In Black:''' I think you know a lot more than that judging by these pylons.
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Why did you come here?
:'''The Man In Black:''' You took one of my people, Jin Kwon, I want him back.
:'''Charles Widmore:''' I have no idea what you're talking about.
:'''The Man In Black:''' You know, a wise man once said that war was coming to this island...I think it just got here.

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:''[Inside the Hydra Station Jin is brought to see Charles Widmore]''
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Mr Kwon, my deepest apologies for everything that's been done to you. My name is...
:'''Jin:''' I know who you are. Why did you bring me here?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' We searched the Ajira plane, discovered your wife's luggage and found this inside. I thought you might want to have it. Go ahead, turn it on.
:''[Widmore hands Jin a digital camera, Jin switches it on and sees images of Ji Yeon, his daughter on the display.]''
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Her name is Ji Yeon, she's your daughter. I understand you've never seen her before. I have a daughter too. I know what it's like to be kept apart. I understand the one thing you want is to be reunited with your wife and daughter. But it would be short lived. If that thing masquerading as John Locke ever got off this island, your wife, your daughter, my daughter, everyone we know and love, would simply cease to be. I came here to make sure that doesn't happen.
:'''Jin:''' How?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Come with me. I think it's time for you to see the package.
:'''Jin:''' What package?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' It's not a what. It's a who.

=== ''Happily Ever After'' [6.11] ===
:'''Charlie''': This doesn't matter. None of this matters. All that matters is that we felt it.

=== ''Everybody Loves Hugo'' [6.12] ===
:'''Libby:''' It's okay, it's okay. I'm crazy.
:'''Hurley:''' Yeah, probably, but we all got something, right? I mean it takes a lot of guts to go up to a total stranger and tell them that you know them from some bizarro alternate universe ... I'm scared just, saying hi to a girl.
:'''Libby:''' You're doin' fine.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Why aren't you afraid?
:'''Desmond''': Excuse me?
:'''The Man in Black''': You're out here in the jungle, alone, with me. No one else on earth knows you're here. So I wanna know, why aren't you afraid?
:'''Desmond''': What's the point in being afraid? ''[MIB looks slightly intimidated, before smiling and then throwing Desmond down the well they were standing beside]''

=== ''The Last Recruit'' [6.13] ===

:''[Jack and The Man in Black are meeting for the first time]''
:'''Jack''': You look just like him.
:'''The Man in Black''': Does it bother you?
:'''Jack''': No, what bothers me is I have no idea what the hell you are.
:'''The Man in Black''': Sure you do.
:'''Jack''': Why John Locke?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because he was stupid enough to believe he had been brought here for a reason. Because he pursued that belief until it got him killed. And because you were kind enough to bring his body back here in a nice little wooden box.
:'''Jack''': And he had to be dead before you could look like him?
:'''The Man in Black''': That's right.
:'''Jack''': And who else have you looked like?
:'''The Man in Black''':...What do you really want to ask me, Jack?
:'''Jack''': Our third day here, I chased my father in the jungle, my dead father. Was that you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Yes, that was me.
:'''Jack''': Why?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because you needed to find water. Jack, I know this must be hard for you to understand, but all I've ever tried to do is help you.
:'''Jack''': You wanna help me?
:'''The Man in Black''': Yes, but you were trapped here, before you even came to the Island. Because of Jacob. And now that he's dead, we don't need to be here. We can get on a plane and leave anytime we want.
:'''Jack''': If you could just get on a plane, why would you even still be here?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because we have to do it together.
:''[Jack still looks uncertain]''
:'''The Man in Black''': What?
:'''Jack''': John Locke was the only one of us who ever believed in this Island, he always said that--
:'''The Man in Black''': John Locke was not a believer, Jack. He was a sucker.

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:'''Claire''': I'm real glad that you decided to come with us.
:'''Jack''': Actually, I don't think I've decided yet.
:'''Claire''': Yeah you have.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Claire''': You decided the moment he spoke to you. So, whether you like it or not, you're with him now.

=== ''The Candidate'' [6.14] ===

:'''Jack''': Why should I trust you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because I could kill you, Jack. Right here, right now, and I could kill every single one of your friends, and there is not a thing you could do that could stop me. But instead of killing you, I saved your life, and now I want to save them too.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Are you sure you won't reconsider, Jack?
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I'm sure.
:'''The Man in Black''': Well whoever told you that you need to stay had no idea what they were talking about.
:'''Jack''': John Locke told me that I needed to stay. ''[pushes the Man in Black in the water]''

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:'''Claire''': No! They're leaving us!
:'''The Man in Black''': No trust me, you don't want to be on that sub.

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:'''Jack''': Wait. ''[stops Sayid from pulling the wires out of the C4]''
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you doing Doc?
:'''Jack''': Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': What?
:'''Jack''': Don't pull those wires out. We're going to be OK. Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': If I don't pull these wires, Locke is going to blow us to kingdom come.
:'''Jack''': No he's not! Locke can't kill us.
:'''Hurley''': Uhh, what?
:'''Jack''': This is what he wanted. This has been what he has been waiting for. Everything that he has done has been to get us here. He wanted to get us all at the same place at the same time in a nice enclosed space where we had no hopes of getting out.
:'''Jin''': I don't understand.
:'''Jack''': Locke said that he couldn't leave the Island without us. I think that he can't leave the Island unless we're all dead. He told me that he could kill any one of us whenever he wanted, so what if he hasn't because he's not allowed to? What if he's trying to get us to kill each other?
:'''Sawyer''': Stay out of my way Doc.
:'''Jack''': If he wanted that thing to blow up, why did he put a timer on it? Why not just throw it inside?
:'''Sawyer''': I don't care.
:'''Jack''': Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': It's not your decision to make.
:'''Jack''': He can't kill us!
:'''Sawyer''': I'm not going to stand here and do nothing!
:'''Jack''': James... We are going to be OK. You just have to trust me.
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry Doc, I don't. ''[pulls the wires from the C4 and the clock then speeds up]''

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:'''Sayid''': Listen carefully. There's a well on the main Island a half mile south from where we were just left. Desmond is inside it. Locke wants him dead, which means you are going to need him. Do you understand me?
:'''Jack''': Now why are you telling me this?
:'''Sayid''': Because it is going to be you Jack. ''[Takes the bomb, runs to the front of the sub, and explodes]''

=== ''Across The Sea'' [6.15] ===

=== ''What They Died For'' [6.16] ===

=== ''The End'' [6.17] & [6.18] ===

== Taglines ==
* ''[Universal]'' Where are we?
* ''[Universal]'' Get Lost
* ''[Season 2]'' Everything happens for a reason
* ''[Season 2]'' Live together, die alone
* ''[Season 3]'' Find yourself
* ''[Season 4]'' The wait is over
* ''[Season 5]'' Destiny calls
* ''[Season 6]'' Destiny found
== External links ==
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'''''[[w:Lost (TV series)|Lost]]''''' (2004-) is a television series, created by [[w:J.J. Abrams|J.J. Abrams]] and Damon Lindelof, about the aftermath of a plane crash on a mysterious tropical island somewhere in the South Pacific.

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== Season One ==
=== ''Pilot, Part One'' [1.1] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[about airplane turbulence]'' It's normal.
:'''[[w:Rose Henderson|Rose]]''': Oh, I know, I just never been a really good flyer. My husband keeps reminding me that planes wanna be in the air.
:'''Jack''': He sounds like a very smart man.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': ''[as she is about to stitch up Jack's wound]'' Any color preference?
:'''Jack''': Nah, standard black.
:'''Kate''': I might throw up on you.
:'''Jack''': You're doing fine.

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:'''Jack''': ''[as Boone is trying to give CPR to Rose]'' Stop! Her head's not tilted back enough, you're blowing air into her stomach.
:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Are you sure? That was exactly what I was doing. I'm a lifeguard, I'm licensed.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, well you seriously need to think about giving that license back.
:'''Boone''': Maybe we should do one of those hole things? You know, stick the pen in the throat?
:'''Jack''': ''[sarcastically]'' Yeah, good idea, you go get me a pen!
:'''Boone''': Hey, does anyone have a pen?

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Hey guys, is this normal? Day turning into night sort of end-of-the-world type weather? Is this... Guys?

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': You'd think they would've come by now.
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': What? Who?
:'''Sayid''': Anyone.

=== ''Pilot, Part Two'' [1.2] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': That’s French! The French are coming! I’ve never been so happy to hear the French!

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Someone else was stranded here?
:'''Charlie''': Guys... where are we?

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[talking about '''[[w:Backgammon|Backgammon]]''', a game he is playing with Walt]'' Two players, two sides. One is light, one is dark.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': How do you know how to do all that?
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I was a military communications officer.
:'''Hurley''': Oh yeah? You ever see battle?
:'''Sayid''': I fought in the Gulf War.
:'''Hurley''': No way! I got a buddy who fought over there. He was in the Hundred and Fifth Airborne. What were you, Air Force? Army?
:'''Sayid''': The Republican Guard.

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:''[Sawyer has just shot a charging polar bear.]''
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Where did that come from?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Probably Bear Village. How the hell do I know?
:'''Kate''': Not the bear--the gun.
:'''Sawyer''': I got it off one of the bodies.
:'''Sayid''': One of the bodies.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, one of the bodies.
:'''Shannon''': People don't carry guns on planes.
:'''Sawyer''': They do if they're a U.S. Marshal, sweet cheeks. There was one on the plane.
:'''Kate''': How do you know that?
:'''Sawyer''': I saw a guy lying there with an ankle holster, so I took the gun. Thought it might come in handy. Guess what. I just shot a bear!
:'''Kate''': So why do you think he's a Marshal?
:'''Sawyer''': Because he had a clip-on badge. I took that, too. Thought it was cool.

=== ''Tabula Rasa'' [1.3] ===

:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': If we tell them what we know, we take away their hope... and hope is a very dangerous thing to lose.
:'''[[w:Kate Austin|Kate]]''': So we lie.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Three days ago we all died. We should all be able to start over.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You're just not looking at the big picture, Doc. You're still back in civilization.
:'''Jack''': Yeah? And where are you?
:'''Sawyer''': Me? I'm in the wild.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Was it a dinosaur?
:'''Jack''': It wasn't a dinosaur.
:'''Hurley''': If you didn't see it, how do you know it wasn't a dinosaur?
:'''Jack''': Cause dinosaurs are extinct.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, yeah, good point.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': So, your, uh... your husband, was he on the flight?
:'''[[w:Claire Littleton|Claire]]''': Oh, no, I'm not married.
:'''Charlie''': Oh.
:'''Claire''': I know. How modern of me.
:'''Charlie''': Well, who needs men, right? Bloody useless.

=== ''Walkabout'' [1.4] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Everyone who was in the rear of the plane is dead.
:'''[[w:Rose Henderson Nadler|Rose]]''': They're probably thinking the same thing about us.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': We can find food. There are plenty of things on this island we can use for sustenance.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': And exactly how are we gonna find this sustenance?
:''[A knife is thrown into the seat next to Sawyer's head, everyone looks at Locke]''
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': We hunt.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': How did you get that on the plane?
:'''Locke''': Checked it.
:'''Jack''': You either have very good aim, or very bad aim, Mr...
:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': Locke. His name is Locke.
:'''Jack''': Okay Mr. Locke, what is it that we're hunting?
:'''Locke''': We know there are wild boar on the island. Razorbacks by the look of em. The ones that came into the camp last night were piglets, 100, 150 pounds each. Which means that there's a mother nearby. A 250 pound rat, with scimitar like tusks, a surly disposition, who'd love nothing more than to eviscerate anything that comes near it. Boar's usual mode of attack is to circle around and charge from behind so I figure it'll take at least three of us to distract her long enough for me to flank one of the piglets, pin it and slit its throat.
:'''Sawyer''': And you gave him his knife back?

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:'''Jack''': ''[To Sawyer about Locke's hunting]'' Well if you've gotta better idea?
:'''Sawyer''': Better than the three of us wandering into the magic forest to bag a hunk of ham with nothing but little bitty hunting knife? Hell no it's the best idea I ever heard. ''[Locke reveals his suitcase full of hunting knives.]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Who is this guy?

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:'''Jack''': We don't have time to sort out everybody's God.
:'''Charlie''': Really? Last I heard we were positively made of time.

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:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': The ocean's full of fish.
:'''Boone''': Hate to break it to you...the ocean's not gonna take your gold card.

=== ''White Rabbit'' [1.5] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': But I've looked into the eye of this island, and what I saw... was beautiful.
:...
:'''Locke''': I'm not a big believer in... magic. But this place is different. It's special. The others don't wanna talk about it because it scares them, but we all know it, we all feel it.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': I can't.
:'''Locke''': Why can't you?
:'''Jack''': Because I'm not a leader.
:'''Locke''': Yet they all treat you like one.
:'''Jack''': I don't know how to help them. I'll fail. I don't have what it takes.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Kate, about Sawyer]'' You go after him now and he'll give you nothing. But if you wait, a rat will always lead you to its hole.

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:'''Jack''': It's been six days, and we're all still waiting. Waiting for someone to come. But what if they don't? We have to stop waiting. We need to start figuring things out. A woman died this morning just going for a swim. He tried to save her and now you're about to crucify him. We can't do this. Every man for himself is not going to work. It's time to start organizing.We need to figure out how we're going to survive here. Now I found water. Freshwater, up in the valley. I'll take a party up there at first daylight. If you don't want to come then find another way to contribute! Last week most of us were strangers. But we're all here now. And God knows how long we're going to be here. But if we can't live together—we're gonna die alone.

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:'''Locke''': Crazy people don't know they're going crazy. They think they're getting saner.

=== ''House of the Rising Sun'' [1.6] ===

:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Hey, Charlie, ask Jack about his tattoo.
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Oh, you guys have an inside joke. How absolutely wonderful for you both.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': Is there a reason you didn't consult us when you decided to form your own civilization?

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:'''Kate''': It's just that you... and the tattoos... don't add up. Were you one of those hardcore spinal surgeons or something?
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': That's me. Hardcore.
:'''Charlie''': If you two are done verbally copulating, we should get a move on.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Pull yourself together, son.
:'''Charlie''': It wouldn't be an irrational fear of bees if I could just pull myself together, would it?

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:'''Kate''': ''[About her T-shirt]'' It was, uh, it was full of bees.
:'''Charlie''': I'd have thought C's, actually.

=== ''The Moth'' [1.7] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Nice work, Charlie. You make excellent bait!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. It's been a week since my last confession.
:'''Priest''': Go ahead, my son.
:'''Charlie''': Last night, I had... relations with a girl I didn't even know.
:'''Priest''': I see. Anything else?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah. Right after that I had... relations with another girl. Then straight after that, I watched... while they had... relations with... each other.

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:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': We should get Mister Locke.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Locke's out in the jungle killing stuff.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[Talking to Charlie about a moth cocoon]'' You see this little hole? This moth's just about to emerge. It's in there right now, struggling. It's digging it's way through the thick hide of the cocoon. Now, I could help it - take my knife, gently widen the opening, and the moth would be free - but it would be too weak to survive. Struggle is nature's way of strengthening it.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': ''[to Sawyer]'' I don't feel sorry for you, I pity you.

=== ''Confidence Man'' [1.8] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[Trying to get Shannon's inhalers]'' You attacked a kid for trying to help his sick sister.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': No, I whooped a thief 'cause he was going through my stuff--
:'''Jack''': Yours? What makes it yours?
:'''Sawyer''': --which I had to move because everybody wants to help themselves.
:'''Jack''': You can just take something out of a suitcase, and that makes it yours?
:'''Sawyer''': Look, I don't know what kind of commie share-fest you're running over in cave town, but down here possession's nine-tenths and a man's got a right to protect his property.
:'''Jack''': Get up!
:'''Sawyer''': Why, you wanna see who's taller?
:'''Jack''': I said get up!

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jack]'' You've been waiting for this, haven't you? Now you get to be a hero again, 'cause that's what you do. You fix everything up all nice. ''[to Kate]'' Time to let go Freckles. We already made out. What else I got to live for? Hey, Jack, there's something you should know. If the tables were turned...I'd watch you die.

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[about Shannon's asthma]'' She's been embarrassed about it since she was a kid. I guess breathing isn't cool.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Are you serious?
:'''Sawyer''': Baby, I am tied to a tree in the jungle of mystery. I just got tortured by a damn spinal surgeon and a genuine Iraqi. Of ''course'' I'm serious.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Kate about the letter]'' I became the man I was hunting. I became Sawyer. Don't you feel sorry for me.

=== ''Solitary'' [1.9] ===

:''[Hurley has laid out a golf course.]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Welcome to the first and... hopefully last Island Open! It's two holes, for now, three par, and no waiting!
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Hurley, you built... a golf course?
:'''Hurley''': Rich idiots fly to tropical islands all the time to whack balls around!
:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': ''[incredulous]'' All the stuff we gotta deal with, man... ''this'' is what you've been wasting your time on?"
:'''Hurley''': Dudes... listen. Our lives suck! Everyone's nerves are stretched to the max! We're lost on an island, running from boars and monsters... freakin' polar bears!
:'''Michael''': Polar bears?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': You didn't hear about the polar bear?

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I'm a survivor of a plane crash. I found the wire on the beach. I followed it. I thought it might have something to do with. . . a transmission we picked up on a receiver. . . a recording — a mayday with a French woman repeating on a loop for sixteen years.
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': Sixteen years. Has it really been that long?

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': A doctor playing golf. Whoo, boy howdy! Now I've heard everything. What's next? A cop eating a doughnut?

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:'''Sayid''': You'll find me in the next life, if not in this one.
:'''Rousseau''': What?
:'''Sayid''': The writing on the back of Nadia's photograph.

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:'''Jack''': This is bad.
:'''Michael''': Yeah. I mean, I know what I would do, but... this has gotta be your call.
:'''Jack''': All right... give me the 7 iron.

=== ''Raised By Another'' [1.10] ===

:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So, I had an idea. I'm out here looking for some psycho with Scott and Steve, right. And I'm realizing... who the hell are Scott and Steve?

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:'''Hurley''': We just had a little incident in the valley last night.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': An incident?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah. Claire, the pregnant girl, you know her. She, uh, kinda got attacked.
:'''Shannon''': ''What?''
:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': She's okay?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah. She's a little shook up.
:'''Shannon''': I am ''so'' not moving to the rape caves!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': I had this dream once. I'm driving a bus, and my teeth start falling out. My mum is in the back, eating biscuits. Everything smells of bacon. It's weird.

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:'''Charlie''': ''[imitating Claire's diary]'' "Dear Diary, still on the bloody island. Today I swallowed a bug. Love, Claire."

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:'''Hurley''': We got a problem. The manifest. Jack, the census. The names of everyone who survived, all 46 of us. I interviewed everyone, here, at the beach. Got their names. One of them, one of them isn't — Jack! One of them isn't in the manifest. He ''wasn't on the plane''.

=== ''All the Best Cowboys Have Daddy Issues'' [1.11] ===

:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': ''[After winning backgammon]'' You owe me twenty thousand dollars!
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Don't worry, you'll get it.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Well, well, well. I don't know if you Islams got a concept of karma, but I get the sense this island just served you up a heaping platter of cosmic payback.
:'''Sayid''': What do you want?
:'''Sawyer''': Dr. Do-Right doesn't trust me with his antibiotics so I gotta hump it up here every day to get my meds. You know, a less magnanimous man than I might just be thinking he could beat the ever-living snot out of you right now without fear of reprisal.
:'''Sayid''': You want a shot, take it. But know that I left this camp out of shame for what I did to you. It was never my intention to return.
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry, fresh out of sweet forgiveness. If it wasn't your intention to return, then why did you?

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:'''Sawyer''': So, a tribe of evil natives planted a ringer in the camp to kidnap a pregnant girl and a reject from VH-1 has-beens. Yeah, fiendishly clever. And why am I getting the evening news from a six-year-old?
:'''Walt''': I'm ten.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay, then it must be true.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[to Jack]'' You be the doctor, let me be the hunter.

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': Red shirt. You ever watch Star Trek?
:'''Locke''': No, not really.
:'''Boone''': The crew guys that would go down to the planet with the main guys, the captain and the guy with the pointy ears, they always wore red shirts and they always got killed.
:'''Locke''': Yeah?
:'''Boone''': Yeah.
:'''Locke''': Sounds like a piss poor captain.

=== ''Whatever the Case May Be'' [1.12] ===

:''[Shannon's limited command of French is not up to translating Rousseau's notes.]''
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': This was a mistake.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Yeah. Haven't you heard? I'm completely useless.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[handing over suitcase]'' Hope you got yourselves some jaws of life back in cave town. That's what it's gonna take to pop this bitch.

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:'''Sawyer''': I was protecting you!
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': From what? Southern perverts?

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:'''Michael''': You're wasting your time, man. If you pick the lock on a Halliburton, I'll put you on my back and fly us to L.A.
:'''Sawyer''': You better find yourself a runway, Daddy. 'Cause there ain't a lock I can't pick.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[mocking Kate, in a caveman grunt]'' Me Kate. Me throw rock.

=== ''Hearts and Minds'' [1.13] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': How're you doing?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': How am I doing? With week two of heroin withdrawal? Or how am I doing with Claire being abducted by the freak who tried to kill me?
:'''Jack''': I gave you aspirin for the heroin withdrawal.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Hi.
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I didn't hear you.
:'''Locke''': Sorry. I'm sneakier than I give myself credit for.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': ''[to Jin]'' Are you sure you don't speak English? There's a rumor that you do... Your wife's ''hot''!
:''[Jin looks bewildered]''

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:'''Jack''': What do you think his story is?
:'''Charlie''': Who, Locke? Guy's a freak of nature. Highly disturbed. Chances are he probably killed all his mates at the post office the day his mum forgot to put a cookie in this lunch tin. That was my first impression anyway. Then he saved my life.
:'''Jack''': Then you trust him?
:'''Charlie''': Trust him? No offense, mate, but if there was one person on this island that I would put my absolute faith in to save us all, it would be John Locke.

=== ''Special'' [1.14] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': What is that?
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Claire's diary.
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': You read her diary?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah, I know. I'm bloody scum.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': We're having another tournament for the last of the deodorant sticks.

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:'''[[w:Walt Lloyd|Walt]]''': ''[after throwing knife at tree]'' Man! I suck!

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Good literature is kinda scarce around here.

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:'''Charlie''': ''[to Sawyer]'' You hit like a ponce.

=== ''Homecoming'' [1.15] ===

:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Looks like ol' Steve drew the short straw.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude, that was Scott.

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:'''[[w:Claire Littleton|Claire]]''': I remember peanut butter. Why do I remember peanut butter?
:'''[[w: Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': It was imaginary peanut butter, actually.

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:'''Charlie''': You boys talk about Claire all you want. I'm actually going to go spend some time with her. I get the impression she might still be a tad upset.

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Do you know how to use a gun?
:'''Sawyer''': Well, there's one polar bear that seems to think so.

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:'''Sawyer''': Winner by a knockout. Nice one, Doc. Now maybe somebody can tell me who or what this son of a bitch is. Unh-unh-unh, Jungle Boy. Not even for one second.

=== ''Outlaws'' [1.16] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Hurley, look, I appreciate the help. You don't have to. I killed Ethan, I can bury him.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Yeah, 'til he raises from the dead. Dude, I know how this works. This is going to end with you and me running through the jungle... screaming, crying... he catches me first because I'm heavy and I get cramps.

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:[''Kate and Sawyer play "[[w:Never have I ever|I never]]"'']
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': I've never been in love!
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': You've never been in love?
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't drinking, am I?
:[''Kate drinks'']
:'''Kate''': I never had a one-night stand!
:[''Sawyer drinks'']
:'''Kate''': Bottom's up, Sailor!
:'''Sawyer''': I gotta drink for each one?!!

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:'''[[w:Christian Shephard|Christian Shephard]]''': Do you know why they call Australia "Down Under"? Because it's as close as you can get to Hell without being burned.

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:'''Christian Shephard''': This... This business that you have... Will it ease your suffering?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah.
:'''Christian Shephard''': Then what are you doing here?
:'''Sawyer''': It aint that simple.
:'''Christian Shephard''': Of course it is! Unless you want to end up like me, of course it is!

=== ''...In Translation'' [1.17] ===

:'''[[w:John Locke(Lost)|Locke]]''': Sure, you can yell at Boone 'til you're blue in the face, but all you're doing is giving him what he wants.
:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Yeah? What's that?
:'''Locke''': Your attention.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You're pretty scared, huh? Scared, you understand scared, don't you? Huh? [Sawyer pushes Jin down.] If you ain't, you're going to be, Bruce. Folks down on the beach might have been doctors and accountants a month ago, but it's Lord of the Flies time, now.

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:'''[[w:Sun-Soo Kwon|Sun]]''': My husband is many things. But he is not a liar.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': You gonna lecture us about lying, Betty? From the look on his face even your old man here didn't know you speak English!

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:'''[[w:Jin-Soo Kwon|Jin]]''': ''[about Sun]'' In a good world... she would hate her father, not me.
:'''Jin's father''': It is a good world.

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:'''Locke''': They've attacked us, sabotaged us, abducted us, murdered us... We're not the only people on this island and we all know it!

=== ''Numbers'' [1.18] ===

:'''Carmen (Hurley's mother)''': Where are you taking me? You know very well I don't like suprises.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh, you're going to like this one, Ma. I mean, after everything you've been through...like Grandpa...
:'''Carmen''': ''[Crosses self, says prayer in Spanish]''
:'''Hurley''': Then at the funeral, Father Aguilar getting struck by lightning. Man, that was a freak storm. And Diego moving back home after Lisa left him for that...waitress.
:'''Carmen''': Don't mention that whore to me!

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:'''Hurley''': You don't know?! Okay... that thing in the woods? Maybe it's a monster. Maybe it's a... pissed off giraffe, I don't know. The fact that no one is even looking for us? Yeah, that's weird. But I just go along with it, 'cause I'm along for the ride. Good old fun-time Hurley. Well, guess what? Now — I want some friggin' ''answers''!

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': You're not the only one with baggage, you know. Do you want to know what I was doing when the plane went down? Snorting heroin, in the toilet. I was such a junkie I couldn't even take a plane trip without having a fix.

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:'''Hurley''': Back home I'm worth a hundred and fifty-six million dollars.
:'''Charlie''': I bare my soul, and all I get is bloody jokes!

=== ''Deus Ex Machina'' [1.19] ===

:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[on helping Sawyer]'' ...all I'm gonna get is a snappy one-liner, and, if I'm lucky, a brand-new nickname.

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:'''Jack''': ''[diagnosing Sawyer]'' Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': What's that got to do with my headaches?
:'''Jack''': Maybe a lot.
:'''Sawyer''': ...yes.
:'''Jack''': Have you ever contracted an STD? ''[Sawyer is silent]'' I'll take that as a yes. When was your last outbreak?
:'''Sawyer''': Go to hell, Doc.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I know he deserved it, but...
:'''Jack''': He needs glasses.

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:'''Jack''': You've got hyperopia.
:'''Sawyer''': Hyperopia? That's..... What is that?
:'''Jack''': You're farsighted.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': ''[on Sawyer's new glasses]'' Dude, looks like someone steamrolled Harry Potter.

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:'''Kate''': Thank you for helping him [Sawyer] I know it was probably the last thing you wanted to do.
:'''Jack''': I didn't do it for him.

=== ''Do No Harm'' [1.20] ===

:'''[[w:Shannnon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': Oh, okay. Are you lost?
:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': No, absolutely not. Those trees look really familiar. It's this way...I think.
:'''Shannon''': Did you just say 'I think'?

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[on Charlie's scant collection of responses to the "blood type" question]'' You only asked four people?!
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': I asked the whole sodding camp! Nobody knows their blood type! Most don't know their blood type! I don't know my ''own'' bloody blood type!

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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[between raspy breaths]'' I know you made a promise. I'm letting you off the hook. Let me go, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I'm sorry.
:'''Boone''': Don't be.

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:'''Boone''': Tell Shannon... Tell Shannon... Tell... ''[dies]''

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:'''Jack''': He (Boone) didn't die, he was murdered.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Where are you going?
:'''Jack''': To find John Locke.

=== ''The Greater Good'' [1.21]===

:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': I didn't know Boone very well, and for that I am sorry. On our sixth day here a woman named Joanna died. She drowned. And Boone was the first one into the water. I didn't know him, but I remember his courage. And I know he will be missed.

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:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I crushed up some sleeping pills and put them in your juice.
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': You drugged me?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.

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:'''Kate''': Hey, brought you something to eat.
:'''Jack''': What's in it, chloroform?

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:'''Sayid''': Take me to the hatch.
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What? I already showed you....
:'''Sayid''': John! No more lies.

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:'''Sayid''': ''[noticing the scar where Locke's kidney was removed]'' What's that?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': War wound.
:'''Sayid''': Looks more like a surgical scar.
:'''Locke''': Like I said, war wound.

=== ''Born to Run'' [1.22]===

:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Why would Kate poison Michael?
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Well, you know, the whole fugitive thing. ''[Jack gawks at Hurley]'' He doesn't know? ''[Jack shakes his head]''. Well how am I supposed to keep straight who knows what around here? I mean, Steve didn't even know about the polar bear.

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:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': No self-respecting man in Iowa goes anywhere without beer.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Okay, check this out...this is track two, it's called — ''[Claire tries to stop him from moving]'' sorry, it's called 'Monster Eats the Pilot.'

=== ''Exodus, Part One'' [1.23] ===

:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': You have three choices: run, hide... or die.

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:'''Arzt''': You know what? I'm going back.
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Hey. I thought you wanted to help.
:'''Arzt''': Yeah, I wanted to help, but that was before Montand lost his frickin' arm.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So, Arnzt.
:'''Arzt''': ''Arzt''.
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, Arnzt. Your name's hard to pronounce.
:'''Arzt''': Well, I know a bunch of ninth graders who have no trouble saying it.
:'''Hurley''': Fine. I'll just call you by your first name. I know it from the passenger manifest.
:'''Arzt''': No.
:'''Hurley''': Why not? I think Leslie's a bitchin' name.
:'''Arzt''': Arnzt is fine.

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': By the time you get back we'll be in the water. Guess this is pretty much goodbye, then.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I guess it is. Good luck, Sawyer.
:'''Sawyer''': [pause] Jack! About a week before we all got on the plane I got to talking to this man in a bar in Sydney. He was American, too. A doctor. I've been on some benders in my time, but this guy he was going for an all time record. It turns out this guy has a son his son's a doctor, too. They had some kind of big time falling out. The guy knew it was his fault even though his son was back in the States thinking the same damn thing.
:'''Jack''': [starts to recognize who Sawyer's talking about]
:'''Sawyer''': See, kids are like dogs, you knock them around enough they'll think they did something to deserve it. Anyway, there's a pay phone in this bar. And this guy, Christian... tells me he wishes he had the stones to pick up the phone, call his kid, tell him he's sorry, that he's a better doctor than he'll ever be he's proud and he loves him. I had to take off, but something tells me he never got around to making that call. Small world, huh?
:'''Jack''': [unable to hold back tears] Yeah...
:'''Sawyer''': Good luck, Jack.

=== ''Exodus, Part Two'' [1.24] ===

:'''[[w:Michael Dawson|Michael]]''': You singing Bob Marley?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': No. ''[little pause]'' Why? You like Bob Marley?
:'''Michael''': Man, who doesn't like Bob Marley?

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:'''Arzt''': Did you hear about the guy who invented [[w:nitroglycerin|nitroglycerin]]? [[w:Irony|He blew his freakin' face off]]! Nitroglycerin is the most unstable substance known to man. It is extremely temperamental so you have to be..
:''[Arzt unexpectedly explodes]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude...

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:''[Arzt is blown up]''
:'''Hurley''': That was messed up.

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:'''Hurley''': You have some...Arzt...on you.

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:'''Hurley''': How exactly does something like this happen?
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Danielle]]''': Are you on the same island as I am?

=== ''Exodus, Part Three'' [1.25] ===

:'''[[w:Michael Dawson (Lost)|Michael]]''': Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalt! No! Waaaaaaaaaalt!

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:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': What the hell was all that about back there, John?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What was what about?
:'''Jack''': You asked me to let you go.
:'''Locke''': That's right.
:'''Jack''': That thing was taking you down the hole and you asked me to let you go.
:'''Locke''': It wasn't going to hurt me.
:'''Jack''': No, John, it was going to kill you.
:'''Locke''': I seriously doubt that.
:'''Jack''': Look, I need for you -- I need for you to explain to me what the hell's going on inside your head, John. I need to know why you believe that that thing wasn't going to...
:'''Locke''': I believe that I was being tested.
:'''Jack''': Tested?
:'''Locke''': Yeah, tested.
:'''Jack''': I think...
:'''Locke''': That's why you and I don't see eye-to-eye sometimes, Jack -- because you're a man of science.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, and what does that make you?
:'''Locke''': Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this is an accident -- that we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence -- especially, this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason.
:'''Jack''': Brought here? And who brought us here, John?
:'''Locke''': The island. The island brought us here. This is no ordinary place, you've seen that, I know you have. But the island chose you, too, Jack. It's destiny.
:'''Jack''': Did you talk with Boone about destiny, John?
:'''Locke''': Boone was a sacrifice that the island demanded. What happened to him at that plane was a part of a chain of events that led us here -- that led us down a path -- that led you and me to this day, to right now.
:'''Jack''': And where does that path end, John?
:'''Locke''': The path ends at the hatch. The hatch, Jack -- all of it -- all of it happened so that we could open the hatch.
:'''Jack''': No, no, we're opening the hatch so that we can survive.
:'''Locke''': Survival is all relative, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I don't believe in destiny.
:'''Locke''': Yes, you do. You just don't know it yet.

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:'''Jack''': If we survive this, if we survive tonight, we're gonna have a Locke problem. And I need to know that you got my back.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': I got your back.

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:''[Upon seeing "the numbers" written on the hatch]''
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh dude, no way...

== Season Two ==
=== ''Man of Science, Man of Faith'' [2.1]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': (''frightened, whispering to himself'') 4, 8, 15, 16, 23, 42.. 4, 8 we're dead 15 doomed and dead 16 23..
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Hurley, are you okay?
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Oh, yeah, awesome. I just have to pee. (''Kate moves to the hatch'') Great idea, dude, go over to the burning death hole.

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:'''Hurley''': What's that thing where doctors make you feel better just by talking to you?
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': Bedside manner?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, that. Yours sucks, dude.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': Jack, where's Doctor Arzt?
:'''Jack''': He.. uh.. he didn't make it.

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:'''Desmond''': Lower your gun, or I'll blow his damn head off, brother!
:'''Jack''': You.

=== ''Adrift'' [2.2]===
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[returning to the island]'' We're home.

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:'''Desmond''': ''[showing Locke an Apple II computer]'' Can you use this?
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': I haven't seen one of these in twenty years!

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[after pulling a bullet out of his shoulder]'' You got a Band-Aid?

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:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Michael on the remains of the raft]'' What are you gonna do, splash me?

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:'''Jin:''' ''(first speaks Korean)'' Others! Others!

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:'''Michael:''' Well I guess I know why the shark is hanging around. Your shoulder.
:'''Sawyer:''' Oh, well I'll just stop bleeding then.

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:'''Desmond''': What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
:'''Locke''': I don't know what you're talking about...
:'''Desmond''': Get rid of the knife. You're not HIM!

=== ''Orientation'' [2.3]===
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[after viewing Dharma Initiative orientation film]'' We're gonna need to watch that again.

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:'''Locke''': I just don't think 30 dollars are worth getting angry about.
:'''Moderator''': Well, Francine feels like 30 dollars...
:'''Locke''': Francine feels a little too much if you ask me. You all do. I mean, seriously: "So-and-so never called me back", "my mother stole 30 dollars from me". I never even knew who my parents were. A couple of years ago, my birth mother found me, and... She told me, I was special! And through her, I met my real father. Great news, right? Well, he pretended to love me just long enough to steal my kidney because he needed a transplant! And then he dropped me back in the world like a piece of trash. Just like he did on the day that I was born! You want your damned 30 dollars back? ''I want my kidney back''!!!

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:'''Desmond:''' So I started pushing the button too. And we saved the world together for a while, and that was lovely. Then Kelvin died, and now here I am all alone. The end.

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:'''Locke:''' Why do you find it so hard to believe?
:'''Jack:''' Why do you find it so easy?
:'''Locke:''' It's never ''been'' '''easy'''!!

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:'''Jack:''' Why are you running, you DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT YOU'RE RUNNING FROM!

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:'''Desmond:''' See ya in another life brotha.

=== ''Everybody Hates Hugo'' [2.4]===
:'''[[w:Jin-Soo Kwon|Jin]]''': ''[in English]'' Hi there, Hurley.
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Jin, you're here.
:'''Jin''': That's right.
:'''Hurley''': Dude, you speak English!
:'''Jin''': No, you're speaking Korean.
:'''Hurley''': ''[in Korean]'' I am? ''[A man in a chicken costume appears next to Jin.]'' What's he doing here?
:'''Jin''': Everything's going to change.
:'''Hurley''': What?
:'''Jin''': Everything's going to change. Have a cluckity cluck-cluck day, Hugo.
:'''Giant Chicken''': ''[female voice]'' Hurley!
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:'''Carmen Reyes [Hurley's mom]''': The only time you move is to lift a drumstick out of the bucket. Every day is the same thing, Hugo: work, TV, chicken. You have to change your life, Hugo. You think someone else will do it for you? Maybe if you pray every day, Jesus Christ will come down from heaven, take two hundred pounds, and bring you a decent woman and a new car. Yes — Jesus can bring you a new car!
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Maybe I don't wanna change. Maybe I like my life.
:''[the telephone rings in the next room, offscreen]''
:'''Carmen''': Oh! That must be Jesus! ''[she leaves the room and answers the phone]'' Hola? Momento. ''[shouting to Hurley]'' It ''is'' Jesus! He wants to know what color car you want!
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:'''Charlie''': ''[to Hurley]'' I'm sorry, I must have confused it with the 900 trillion I am worth myself. And this baby's made of chocolate lollipops. So if you'll excuse us, I'm going to flap my wings and fly off this island.
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:'''[[w:Michael Dawson|Michael]]''': Everything is cool. We had a talk and they believe we were on the plane too.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Swell. I guess we can all sue Oceanic together.
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:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': You do what I tell you. When I say, "move" you move. When I say "stop" you stop. When I say "jump", what do you say?
:'''Sawyer''': You first.
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:'''[[w:Bernard Nadler|Bernard]]''': Back where you guys came from. Is there a woman named Rose.
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Black chick, In the 50's.
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:'''Locke''': Change is good, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': You know? People say that, but it's not true man. Trust me, I know. And guess who gets to be the bad guy? Who has to say 'No you can't have peanut butter for the cute blonde and her...poor...island baby? You know who? It's me!
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:'''Locke''': I'm sorry Hugo. You don't get to quit.

=== ''...And Found'' [2.5]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Dude, dogs will eat anything. When I was a kid, my dog, Buster... I had this drawer where I'd throw in all my change, right... and I guess there were some Smarties in there... so, like, the next day, Buster craps out a $1.35 in nickels.
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:'''Sun''': Did you see me?
:'''Locke''': Saw you ripping apart your own garden? No.
:'''Sun''': (Smiles)
:'''Locke''': Sometimes I wish I had a garden to rip apart.
:'''Locke''': I heard you have lost your wedding ring.
:'''Sun''': Yes. I have been looking for it everywhere.
:'''Locke''': You know, I have once lost something valuable to me. Luckily, I found it later.
:'''Sun''': How?
:'''Locke''': By finding it the way everything gets found.
:'''Sun''': (Staring at Locke)
:'''Locke''': I stopped looking.
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:'''Sawyer''': So what's your name anyway?
:'''Mr. Eko''': Mistereko.
:'''Sawyer''': Mr. Eko
:'''Mr. Eko''': (Smiling) Yes.
:'''Sawyer''': Whats that like Mister Ed?

=== ''Abandoned'' [2.6]===
:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': ''[Upon hearing the Whispers after Cindy is abducted by The Others]'' RUN!!!!.
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:'''[[w:Boone Carlyle|Boone]]''': ''[To Shannon, at her father's funeral]'' Death sucks, doesn't it?

:'''[[w:Shannon Rutherford|Shannon]]''': ''[To Sayid]'' I need you to believe in me. No one does; they think I'm some kind of joke. They think I'm worhless.

=== ''The Other 48 Days'' [2.7]===
:'''Goodwin''': We're not savages
:'''[[w:Ana-Lucia Cortez|Ana-Lucia]]''': If I were a savage I would've cut his finger off already... That's tomorrow.
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:'''Ana Lucia''': You've been waiting 40 days to talk?
:'''[[w:Mr. Eko|Mr. Eko]]''': You waited 40 days to cry.

=== ''Collision'' [2.8]===
:'''[[w:Jack Shepard|Jack]]''': ''[after Kate persuades a semiconscious Sawyer to swallow medicine]'' That was good. I, uh, never learned the whole whisper-in-his-ear thing in medical school.
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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Ana-Lucia]'' Almost 40 days ago on this very island I tied a man to a tree and tortured him. I tortured him as I've tortured many men... men whose voices I still hear in the night. Should you kill me? Maybe you should. Maybe you were meant to.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': What would be the use in killing you if we're already dead?

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:'''Sayid''': She has no plan! She only has her guilt, and her gun!

=== ''What Kate Did'' [2.9]===
:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': So... Rose's husband is white. Didn't see that one comin'.
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:''[Kate fears that she's hallucinating.]''
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Do you see that?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': If you mean the big-ass horse standing in the jungle... then, uh, yeah.

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:''[Sawyer thinks they've finally been rescued, Kate helps him outside into the jungle]''
:'''Sawyer''': Son of a bitch!

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:'''Eko''': Don't mistake coincidence for fate.

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:'''Diane''': I made my bed Katherine.
:'''[[w:Kate Austen|Kate]]''': Your bed's gone ma.

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:''[They chat in the computer system]''
:'''Walt''':Who is this?
:'''Michael''':This is Michael. Who is this?
:'''Walt''':Dad?

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:'''Kate''': I'm sorry.
:'''Jack''': Are you?
:'''Kate''': Yeah I'm sorry! I'm sorry that I'm not as perfect as you, I'm sorry that I'm not as good!
:'''Jack''': What's going on with you?
:'''Kate''': Just forget it
:'''Jack''': No, don't walk away from me.
:'''Kate''': Let go of me!
:''[Kate struggles in Jack's arms and begins to cry'']
:'''Kate''': Don't! I can't!
:'''Jack''': It's okay! It's okay! Hey...
:'''Kate''': I can't. This place, this place is crazy! I can't - it's driving me nuts!
:'''Jack''': I know, it's okay, it's all right, okay?
:''Kate kisses him''

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:'''Ana Lucia''': Are you going to try to convince me that everyone here doesn't hate me?
:'''Jack''': Only if you try to convince me that every woman in the world isn't crazy.

=== ''The 23rd Psalm'' [2.10]===
:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': What are you gonna do, beat me with your Jesus stick? I find it kind of ironic that your scripture stick has dried blood on it. What kind of priest are you?

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:'''Charlie''': Most people, when they see a monster made of black smoke, they run!

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:'''[[w:Mr. Eko|Eko]]''': How many of the statues do you have? The Virgin Mary statues?
:'''Yemi''': I have 300.
:'''Eko''': I will take all of them. I guess we are both sinners now.
:'''Yemi''': Perhaps we are. But God will forgive me Eko.

=== ''The Hunting Party'' [2.11]===
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[to Sawyer]'' Hey, what are you doing?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': What's it look like? (arming self) I'm coming with ya.
:'''Jack''': You're still on antibiotics.
:'''Sawyer''': It's a good thing I'm travelling with my doctor then.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jack]'' What'd she do to you?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': Kate. What'd she do?
:'''Jack''': She didn't do anything.
:'''Sawyer''': ''Right.'' Yellin' at her because she wanted to help get Mike back makes a lot of sense.
:'''Jack''': Why don't you go back and see if I hurt her feelings?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm just sayin'...
:'''Jack''': Yeah. I know. You love her.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Locke]'' Oh, I don't know, Mr. Clean, I probably would have gone around Mt. Vesuvius.
:'''Locke''': Why'd you choose that name?
:'''Sawyer''': Aint it obvious, all you need is an ear-ring and a mop.

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:'''Hurley''': So what do you think is the story with that Libby chick?
:'''Charlie''': Story?
:'''Hurley''': She's kind of cute, right? You know, in an I've-been-terrorized-by-the-Others-for-forty-days kind of way?
:'''Charlie''': Yeah, there is that.
:'''Hurley''': I think I have a chance with her. I mean, it's a classic desert island scenario.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Locke]'' Well, yeah, there's my favorite leaf. How could I forget this place?

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[to Jack]'' Who are we to tell anyone what they can or cannot do?

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:''[The hunting party is talking to Mr. Friendly.]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': ''[to Jack]'' Let me ask you something. How long have you been here on the island?
:'''Jack''': 50 days.
:'''Mr. Friendly''': Fuuh! 50 days. That's about two whole months. Tell me, when you go over to man's house for the first time, do you take off your shoes? Do you put your feet up on his coffee table? Do you walk to the kitchen and eat food that doesn't belong to you? Open doors to rooms you got no business opening?
:''[Jack, Sawyer and Locke stare silently]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': You know, somebody a whole lot smarter than anybody here once said, since the dawn of our species, man has been blessed with curiosity. ''[to Jack]'' You know the other one 'bout curiosity, don't you Jack?
:''[Jack stares silently]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': This is not your island. This is our island and the only reason that you're livin' on it, is because we let you live on it.
:'''Jack''':''[Laughs]'' I don't believe you.
:'''Mr. Friendly''': You don't believe what?
:'''Jack''': I think that you have two other guys out there with guns. I think there's more of us than there are of you. I think if you had any real power you wouldn't have had to send a spy. Ethan?
:'''Mr. Friendly''': That's an interesting theory...LIGHT EM UP!''[A dozen torches ignite in the trees, revealing they are surrounded]''
:'''Mr. Friendly''': Now we seem to have a misunderstadning. But we're drawing a line right here and if you crosss we are gonna go from misunderstanding to...something else. Now lay down your guns, turn around, and go home.
:'''Jack''': No.

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:'''Jack''': ''[to Ana Lucia]'' How long would it take to train an army?

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Mr. Friendly]'' You and me ain't done Zeke.

=== ''Fire + Water'' [2.12]===
:'''Locke''': Are you using again?
:'''Charlie''': Kate sees a horse. Pretty much everyone has seen Walt wandering around in the jungle, but when it's Charlie, it must be the bloody drugs!
:'''Locke''': It's funny you didn't answer the question.

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:'''Eko''': Do you know what baptism is?
:'''Claire''': It's what gets you into heaven.
:'''Eko''': It is said that when John the Baptist baptized Jesus the skies opened up and a dove flew down from the sky. This told John something -- that he had cleansed this man of all his sins. That he had freed him. Heaven came much later.

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:'''Charlie''': Who the Hell are you, John? You're not Aaron's responsibility! Where were you when he was born, where were you when he was taken? You're not his father, you're not his family!
:'''Locke''': Neither are you, Charlie.

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:'''Locke''': You've given up the right to be believed!

=== ''The Long Con'' [2.13]===
:'''Jack''': What are you doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Shh I'm like this close to getting the high score on Donkey Kong.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hate to interrupt whatever the Hell it is you're doing. What are you doing?
:'''Locke''': I'm alphabetizing.
:'''Sawyer''': Oh, sure. Sun gets attacked in the jungle and you figure it's a good time to start the damn Dewey decimal system. Good thinking!

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:'''Sawyer''': You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Gandhi to beat his kids.

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:''[Sawyer reveals to the survivors that he now has possesion of the guns.]''
:'''Sawyer''': So how about you listen up...'cause I'm only gonna say this once. You took my stuff. While I was trying to get us help...get us rescued...you found my stash and you took it. Divied it all up. My shaving cream...my batteries...even my beer! And then something else happens, y'all have decided that these two boys here ''[to Jack and Locke]'' are going to tell you what to do and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Shaving cream don't matter. Batteries don't matter. Only thing that matters now... are guns. And if you want one, you gonna have to come to me to get it. Oh! you wanna torture me don't ya?? ''[to Sayid]''. Show everybody else how civilized you are? Go ahead...but I'll die before I give them back. And then you'll ''really'' be screwed, won't ya?

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:'''Kate''': [finding an article]: Alright, 10 Ways To Tell If He's A Sensitive Man.
:'''Sawyer''': This ought to be good.
:'''Locke''': [passes by] Morning.
:'''Kate''': Morning, John.
:'''Sawyer''': Now there's a sensitive man.

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:'''Kate''': Not everyone is like you, Sawyer.
:'''Sawyer''': I guess that's why old Jacko and Ana-loo-loo didn't ask me to join their revolution. What, you didn't hear about their little army?

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:'''Sawyer''': There is a new sheriff in town boys! Y'all best get used to it.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Charlie]'' I'm not good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.

:'''Sawyer''': No it's not. This one's black. Different weave. It's all in the details. And they're wrong.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Kate]'' You couldn't get away. You versus Sun -- hot oil death match -- my money's on you, Sheena.
:'''Kate''': Thanks for your vote of confidence.

:'''Kate''':Jack, how well do you know Ana-Lucia? It's just... the Others. I was out there with you. I heard that man say that if we stayed away they would leave us alone. And we've left them alone. So why would they attack us a few days later?
:'''Jack''': Well if it wasn't them, who was it?
:'''Kate''':Like I said. How well do you know Ana-Lucia?

:'''Jack''':Where were you today?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': A lot of places.
:'''Jack''': During the rainstorm?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': You think I had something to do with Sun getting grabbed? Now where would you get an idea like that?

:'''Cassidy''': A little bit.
:'''Sawyer''': Well here's the good news baby. Everyone's scared. And the thing they're scared of most, is missing an opportunity.

:'''Sawyer''': [''To Cassidy'']Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well now you know better.

=== ''One of Them'' [2.14]===
:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': Sayid, for a long time he will lie.

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:'''[[w:Danielle Rousseau|Rousseau]]''': He is one of them.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Henry]'' I was 23 years old when the Americans came to my country. I was a good man. I was a soldier. And when they left, I was something different. For the next six years, I did things I wish I could erase from my memory, things which I never thought myself to be capable of. But I did come to learn this. There is a part of me that I'm always capable of. You want to know who I am? ''[pause]'' My name is Sayid Jarrah...and I am a torturer.

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:'''Sayid''': ''[Shouting at Henry]'' YOU WOULD REMEMBER HOW DEEP! YOU WOULD REMEMBER EVERY SHOVELFUL, EVERY MOMENT! You would remember what it felt like to place her body inside. You would remember if you buried the woman you loved... YOU WOULD REMEMBER, ''[quiets and sobs]'' if it were true!

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:''[four minute warning alarm is sounding]''
:'''[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]]''': ''[to Locke]'' Open the door.
:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': Let go of me Jack.
:'''Jack''': Or what? You wanna push the button? ''Open the door''.
:''[one minute warning alarm blares]''
:'''Jack''': It's under a minute now John, you better think fast.
:'''Locke''': You wouldn't.
:'''Jack''': What? I "wouldn't" what?
:'''Locke''': If we don't... you would risk everyone's lives?
:'''Jack''': You talked me into pushing that button once John, but it's ''yours'' now. ''You're'' the one who won't risk it. ''You.'' Me? I don't think anything's going to happen when we get down to zero.
:'''Locke''': ''[struggling]'' Jack-
:'''Jack''': You wanna see what's gonna happen? Let's just ''SEE'' what's gonna happen!

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:'''Sawyer''': Why don't you shut up, Hammo. Or your ranch disorder's going to be the new lead item on the coconut internet.

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:'''"Henry Gale"''': What do you want?!
:'''Sayid''': ''[punches "Henry"]'' I WANT YOU TO TELL ME THE TRUTH!

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:'''Sayid''': But there's no way that I could explain this to Locke and Jack for they have already forgotten.
:'''Charlie''': Forgotten what?
:'''Sayid''': That you were strung up by your neck and left for dead. That they kidnapped Claire and she was gone for weeks during which God only knows what happened to her. That these people, these Others are merciless and will stop at nothing to get what they want. So, tell me Charlie, have you forgotten?

=== ''Maternity Leave'' [2.15]===
:'''Locke''': ''[to Eko]'' If the alarm goes off, don't tell [Henry Gale] what it's for.
:'''Eko''': ...What ''is'' it for?

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:'''Jack''' [''to Locke'']: Well, John, let me ask you this: we don't have a long term plan for the button, but we keep pushing it, don't we? Look, until we know who he is - whether or not he's telling the truth - we have to keep doing what we're doing. If you've got a better idea, let's hear it.
:'''Gale''' [''faintly, from his cell'']: Why don't you let me go?

=== ''The Whole Truth'' [2.16]===
:''[Ana-Lucia is questioning Henry, though the cell is silent.]''
:'''Jack''': How do we know he hasn't snapped her neck?
:'''Locke''': How do we know she hasn't snapped his?

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:'''Ana-Lucia''': Sayid, can I talk to you?
:'''Sayid''': Of course.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Alone?
:'''Sayid''': Whatever you need to say, you can say it here.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': It's about the hatch.
:'''Charlie''': Oh, you mean the guy locked in the closet there?

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:'''Sayid''': Do Jack and Locke know about this?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Jack and Locke are a little too busy worrying about Locke and Jack.

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:'''Charlie''': You looking at my bum?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': No, I'm looking at your gun.
:'''Charlie''': My what?
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Maybe you should give the gun to somebody who knows how to use it.
:'''Charlie''': Maybe I will. As I recall, the last time you had a gun you murdered someone.

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:'''Anna Lucia''': ''[to Sayid]'' People don't like me. [Pauses] I tried to get them to, most of my life.[Pauses] I guess I just, gave up a while back. I mean, I am what I am. But you, you've got a good reason to hate me. [Pauses] I'm sorry. I'm sorry for what I did.

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:'''"Henry Gale"'''Men reject their prophets and slay them, but they love their martyrs and honor those whom they have slain. [to Jack] So what's the difference between a martyr and a prophet?"
:'''Jack:''' "Either way, it sounds like you end up dead."

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:'''Kate''': ''[to Sun]'' You're preganant.

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[to Jin]'' Hey, daddy-o.

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:''[Henry is eating cereal]''
:'''"Henry Gale"''': Course if I was one of them - these people that you seem to think are your enemies - what would I do? Well, there'd be no balloon. So I'd draw a map to a real secluded place, like a cave or some underbrush, good place for a trap. An ambush. And when your friends got there, a bunch of my people would be waiting for 'em. Then they'd use them to trade for me. ''[jokingly]'' I guess it's a good thing I'm not one of them huh?
:''[Jack and Locke stare at Henry]''
:'''"Henry Gale"''': You guys got any milk?

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:''[In Korean]''
:'''Sun''': Oh yes, I was trying to trap the son of a fisherman.

=== ''Lockdown'' [2.17]===
:'''Sawyer''' ''[to Jack]'': How about you put your mangos where your mouth is?

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:'''Sawyer''': Wanna play real stakes? Name 'em!
:'''Jack''': It's a pile of fruit, man.
:'''Sawyer''': And I want it back.
:'''Kate''': Should I go get a ruler?

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:'''Jack''': So, what's done is done.

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:'''Sawyer''': When I asked you what you wanted for stakes, why didn't you ask for the guns?
:'''Jack''': When I need the guns, I'll get the guns.

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:'''Locke''': Who are you?
:'''Gale''': My name is Henry Gale. I'm from Minnesota and I crashed on this island ''just'' like you.

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:'''Anthony Cooper''': I killed myself off because there are two men out there who were going to beat me to it.
:'''Locke''': Oh, what did you do, steal their livers?

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:'''Ana-Lucia''' ''[sitting below the balloon]'': Why isn't it raining here?

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:'''Charlie''' ''[looking at parachute]'': What the bloody hell is that?

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:'''Locke''': [to Helen] Will you marry me?

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:'''Kate''': Should I go get a ruler?

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:'''Locke''': Thank you Henry. Thank you for not leaving me.

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:'''Sayid''' ''[to 'Henry Gale']'': We did find your ballon, Henry Gale. Exactly as you described it. We also found the grave you described. Your wifes grave. The grave you said you dug with you own bare hands. It was all there. Your whole story. Your alibi. It was all true. But still I did not believe it to be true. So I dug up that grave... And found not a woman inside but there was a man, a man named Henry Gale.

=== ''Dave'' [2.18]===
:''[Hurley is in a mental institution, about to take his medication]''
:'''Dave''': Dude, if you wanna get out of here with me, don't take the horse tranquilizer.

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:'''Dave''': You know what tastes even better than freedom? ''Cheeseburgers''.

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:'''Charlie''': Any of you guys see a plane last night?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah I saw it Tattoo. I just decided not to tell anyone.

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:'''Sawyer''': You're like locusts! How about a little order here?
:'''Charlie''': Shouldn't we make someone trustworthy take care of this?
:'''Sawyer''': Oh, like you Baby Napper?

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:'''Libby''': OK, hey, guys, guys: How about no-one's in charge, OK? I'm sure everyone can manage to just take what they need
:'''Sawyer''': Great plan, Moonbeam. After That we can sing "Kumbaya" and do trust falls.

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:'''Sawyer''': I've got enough food now to open a chain of mini marts. Hey, you think Sayid needs a job?

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:'''Kate''': So he just attacked you, huh?
:'''Sawyer''': Try to contain yourself, Freckles
:'''Kate''': What? I'm worried. You look like you got your ass kicked.
:'''Sawyer''': Don't you got an adventure to get to? I think Timmy fell down a well over that way.

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:'''Libby''': That's a lot of peanut butter.
:'''Hurley''': Well, I'm going to need a lot of protein where I'm going.
:'''Libby''': And where are you going?
:'''Hurley''': Back to the caves. No one lives there now. So I won't bother anybody. I'm going to live alone and be one of those guys. You know the crazy guys, with no clothes, and the big beard... who's naked and throws doodie at people.

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:'''Hurley''': Look, you cant help me, ok? Nobody can.

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:'''Hurley''': I like that I have a good relationship with my mom. I like making my Grandpa Tito laugh. I like... chicken
:'''Dr. Brooks''': Well, that last one wasn't about you, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': I like that I like chicken?

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:'''Dr. Brooks''': Dave isn't your friend, Hugo. Because Dave doesn't exist.

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:'''Dave''': When you do wake up, come find me. I'm sure I miss you.

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:'''Henry''': God doesn't know how long we've been here, John. He can't see this island any better than the rest of the world.

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:'''Henry''': I never entered the numbers, I never pushed the button.
:'''Locke''': You're lying.
:'''Henry''': No. I'm done lying.

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:''[Charlie sees Eko sawing wood]''
:'''Charlie''': What are you makin'?
:'''Mr. Eko''': Hold that end.
:'''Charlie''': Is it a Starbucks?

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:'''Hurley''': Did either of you see a guy run through here...in a bathrobe...with a coconut?
:'''Charlie''': No... I saw a polar bear on rollerblades with a mango.

=== ''S.O.S.'' [2.19]===
:'''Bernard''': Have you all forgotten that we crashed on this island? It's like none of you want to go home again!

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:'''Bernard''': ''[To Eko]'' I liked you better when you just hit people with your stick!
:'''Charlie''': (Looking at Eko after Bernard left) I like you just the way you are.

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:'''Kate''': I'm sorry I kissed you.
:'''Jack''': ''[pause]'' I'm not.

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:'''Sawyer ''': ''[About Jack]'' Oh happy day, here comes Dr. Giggles.

=== ''Two For the Road'' [2.20]===
:'''Locke''': Why would your own people want to kill you?
:'''Henry''': Because the man in charge... He's a great man, John, a brilliant man... but he is not a forgiving man.

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:'''Henry:''' I was coming for you, John. You're one of the good ones.

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:'''Locke''': ''[trying to get Sawyer to give them the guns]'' Where are they, James?
:'''Sawyer''': You too, Brutus?

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:'''Sawyer:''' ''[After he and Ana-Lucia have sex]'' I guess that takes cuddlin' off the table.

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:'''Michael ''[staring at the gun]'':''' I'm sorry.
:'''Ana-Lucia:''' For what?
:''(Michael shoots Ana-Lucia. Libby appears)''
:'''Libby:''' Michael?!
:''(Startled, Michael shoots Libby. He then opens the gun vault, aims the gun at Henry, then shoots himself in the left shoulder)''

=== ''?'' [2.21]===
:''[Eko is chopping wood]''
:'''Ana-Lucia''': What are you building?
:'''Eko''': Well, hello Ana.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Hello yourself. So are you going to tell me? What is it?
:'''Eko''': I'm building a church.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': (folds arms) Now why in the hell would you wanna do that?
:'''Eko''': Because I was told to.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': Told to by who?
:'''Eko''': I was just told. I think it was in a dream.
:'''Ana-Lucia''': A dream like this one? (Ana-Lucia is shown bloody from when Michael shot her)
:''[Eko looks scared/upset]''
:'''Ana-Lucia''': You need to help John.

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:'''Yemi''': ''[to Eko]'' You must help John, he has lost his way. You must make him take you to the question mark.

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:'''Eko''': The question mark, John; where is it?
:'''Locke''': You know what? You keep chasing after your own shadow.
:'''Eko''': I know you don't want to show me, but you must.
:'''Locke''': No, I don't have to show you anything.
:'''Eko''': Then I'm sorry.
:''[Eko knocks Locke out.]''

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:'''Locke''': You're lost already?
:'''Eko''': Your map is inexact.
:'''Locke''': No kidding.

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:'''Eko''': Your map is inexact. These landmarks... is this a river?
:'''Locke''': No, it's a wavy line. I didn't draw it, I just transcribed it. I told you, I don't even know if it is a map.
:'''Eko''': Let's assume it is.
:'''Locke''': What's the axe for?
:'''Eko''': I don't know yet.

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:'''Kate''': I'm curious about something.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, what's that?
:'''Kate''': How did Ana-Lucia get your gun?
:'''Sawyer''': I don't know, she must have lifted it off me.
:'''Kate''': She pick-pocketed your gun? How'd she do that?
:'''Sawyer''': Well, if I knew how she did it, she wouldn't be able to do it, now would she?

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:'''Locke''': Boone. Boone made it fall. Then he died. A sacrifice that the island demanded.
:'''Eko''':What?
:'''Locke''':Nothing.

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:''[after viewing the orientation film for The Pearl]''
:'''Eko''': Do you want to watch that again?
:'''Locke''': No... No, I've seen enough.

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:'''Locke''': What are you doing?
:'''Eko''': I'm taking this back with us.
:'''Locke''': Why?
:'''Eko''': Because they may be important.
:'''Locke''': Important? I'm sorry, weren't you watching the same thing I was?
:'''Eko''': Yes, and I believe the work you have been doing is more important now than ever.
:'''Locke''': Work?
:'''Eko''': Pushing the button.
:'''Locke''': That's not work! That's a joke. Rats, in a maze, with no cheese.
:'''Eko''': We are being tested.
:'''Locke''': Tested?
:'''Eko''': The reason to do it, pushing the button, is not because we are told so in the film.
:'''Locke''': Well, then what is the reason, Mr. Eko?
:'''Eko''': We do it because we believe we are meant to. Isn't that the reason you pushed it, John?
:'''Locke''': I was never... meant to do anything! Every single second of my pathetic little life is as useless as that button! You think it's important? You think it's necessary? It's nothing, it's meaningless; and who are you to tell me that it's not?

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:'''Hurley''': ''[to an unconscious Libby]'' I'm sorry I forgot the blanket.

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:'''Locke''': ''[wakes up after being knocked down by Eko]'' You hit me... Why would you...?
:'''Eko''': Because you were being difficult.
:'''Locke''': Are you insane?

=== ''Three Minutes'' [2.22]===

:'''Sawyer''': So what happened out there in the jungle?
:'''Jack''': Exactly what he said happened. He found a camp-
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't talking about Mike. You and Freckles. Before you found him, you all were gone all night.
:'''Jack''': We were caught in a net.
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell is that supposed to mean?
:'''Jack''': It means we got caught in a net.
:'''Sawyer''': Is that what they're calling it these days?

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:'''Michael''': I hear you're a priest.
:'''Mr. Eko''': Yes.
:'''Michael''': I guess you believe in hell, then?
:'''Mr. Eko''': For a brief time, I served in a small parish in England. Every Sunday after mass, I would see a young boy waiting at the back of the church. Then one day, the boy confessed to me that he had beaten his dog to death with a shovel. He said the dog had bitten his baby sister on the cheek and he needed to protect her. And he wanted to know whether he would go to hell for this. I told him that God would understand, and that he would be forgiven, as long as he was sorry. But the boy did not care about forgiveness. He was only afraid that if he did go to hell that the dog would be there, waiting for him.

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:'''Sawyer''': Who's gonna talk?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': The funeral. Who's gonna talk?
:'''Jack''': I'm sure Hurley'll wanna say something about Libby.
:'''Sawyer''': I never even knew her last name. Ana-Lucia.
:'''Jack''': It's Cortez.
:'''Sawyer''': Cortez. Well there you go. ''[silent pause]'' I screwed her.
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': That's how she got my gun. Ana, she jumped me. We "got caught in a net."
:'''Jack''': Why're you telling me this, Sawyer?
:'''Sawyer''': Cause you're about the closest thing I've got to a friend, Doc. And cause she's gone- Well at least now we get to kill somebody.

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:'''Mr. Friendly''': ''[after Michael spits in his eye]'' I expected that. Don't do that again.

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:'''Ms. Klugh''': ''[coldly, after Michael demands to see Walt]'' You have three minutes.

=== ''Live Together, Die Alone'' [2.23]===
:'''[[w:Desmond Hume|Desmond]]''': ''[to Jack]'' But the first piece of land I saw wasn't Fiji was it, no... No it was here, this... this island. And you know why?
:''[Jack shakes his head]''
:'''Desmond''': Because this, is it. ''This'' is all there is left. This ocean, and this place here, we are stuck in a ''bloody snowglobe!''

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:'''Military Officer''': ''[to Desmond about the Dickens book]'' Enjoy your sodding book.

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:'''[[w:Sayid Jarrah|Sayid]]''': ''[to Desmond]'' I need your boat.
:'''Desmond''': I wouldn't waste your time. There's nothing out there pal.
:'''Sayid''': I'm not going out there. I need to get to the north shore of the island, and quickly.
:'''Desmond''': Off to see the hostiles are ya?
:'''Sayid''': The what?
:'''Desmond''':You know what? Ignorance is bliss.

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:'''Sayid''': [''To Sun''] I'm sorry if what I said was unclear. But I asked Jin to come.
:'''Sun''': You need someone to translate. And you also need at least two people who know how to sail.
:'''Sayid''': Desmond managed on his own.
:'''Sun''': And look where he ended up.

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:'''[[w:John Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': What did one snowman say to the other snowman?
:'''Desmond''': "Smells like carrots."
:'''Locke''': Hello, Desmond.
:'''Desmond''': "Hello" yourself, box man.

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:'''[[w:Hugo "Hurley" Reyes|Hurley]]''': Did that bird just say my name?
:'''[[w:James "Sawyer" Ford|Sawyer]]''': Yeah it did, right before it crapped gold.

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:'''Sawyer''': When the Doc told me you all got caught in a net, I thought he meant, er- something else.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': Since when did you and Jack start talking about me?

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:'''Sayid''': ''(about the "foot")'' I do not know what is more disquieting---the fact that the rest of the statue is missing, or that it has four toes.

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:'''Penelope''': What are you running from, Desmond?
:'''Desmond''': I have to get my honor back. And that's what I'm running to.

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:'''[[w:Charlie Pace|Charlie]]''': John! Eko is very upset, John!

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:'''Charlie''': John, look, seriously, you are about to be detonated!

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:''[Eko is about to detonate the dynamite inside the hatch to blow open the blast door]''
:'''Charlie''': Eko, wait. Just wait a second. I-I don't think it's a good idea, Eko. We're in a very confined area. ''[Eko lights the fuse, and ducks behind the wall]'' Oh, bollocks!

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:'''Locke''': ''[to Desmond]'' The Pearl is a psychological station, full of TV monitors. And uh, two men sat in viewing chairs and filled notebooks, with observations on what happens in here. And then they put the notebooks in pneumatic tubes, sent 'em back to their headquarters, so they could evaluate ''us'', as an experiment.
:''[Desmond sighs and walks around the room]''
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Desmond''': What if you've got it backwards?
:'''Locke''': "Backwards"?
:'''Desmond''': What if the experiment wasn't on the two men in [The Swan] but on the two men in [The Pearl]?

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:''[Desmond is studying the print-out taken from The Pearl]''
:'''Locke''': What are you doing?
:'''Desmond''': ... When did you come here?
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Desmond''': The island. When did you come here? How long ago?
:'''Locke''': Sixty, sixty-five days-
:'''Desmond''': What was the date, what was the date?
:'''Locke''': September 22nd. It was September 22nd.
:'''Desmond''': I think I crashed your plane.

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:'''Desmond''': On that day, those numbers turned to hieroglyphics, and this whole place just starting shakin', and that screen- that screen filled up with 'SYSTEM FAILURE', see, here, 'SYSTEM FAILURE, SYSTEM FAILURE', September 22nd, 2004, the day your plane crashed, it's real, it's all bloody real now PUSH THE DAMN BUTTON!

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:'''Desmond''': ''[after Locke destroys the computer]'' You killed us. You killed us all.
:'''Locke''': No. I just saved us all.

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:'''Penelope''': ''(written in a letter to Desmond)'' Because all we really need to survive is one person who truly loves us. And you have her.

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:'''Locke''': ''[to Eko]'' I was wrong.

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:'''"Henry Gale"''': ''[to Hurley on the fate of Jack, Kate and Sawyer]'' Your friends are coming home with us.

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:'''Michael''': Who ''are'' you people?
:'''"Henry Gale"''': We're the good guys, Michael.
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:'''Portugese man 1''': ''[Translated from Portugese. The man sees the computer alerting to an electromagnetic anomaly]'' What?
:'''Portugese man 2''': How long has it been doing that?
:''[First man goes over to the equipment and hurriedly looks through a book]''
:'''Portugese man 2''': That's it, isn't it? We missed it again...
:'''Portugese man 1''': We didn't miss it!
:''[An alarm starts beeping and the first man goes to a computer screen.]''
:'''Portugese man 2''': So it's not a false alarm this time?!
:'''Portugese man 1''': Just shut up and call!!
:''[On the other end, a woman answers the phone]''
:'''Woman:''' Hello?
:'''Portugese man 2''': Ms. Widmore? It's us. I think we found it.
:'''[Penelope Widmore looks shocked as the episode cuts to black]''

== Season Three ==

=== ''A Tale of Two Cities'' [3.1] ===
:'''[[w:Adam (Lost)|Adam]]''': ''[On [[w:Carrie (Novel)|Stephen King's Carrie]]]'' It's not even literature, it's popcorn
:'''[[w:Amelia (Lost)|Amelia]]''': And why isn't it literature, Adam, I'm dying to know?
:'''Adam''': There's no metaphor. It's by-the-number religious hokem-pokem.
:'''Amelia''': No metaphor?
:'''Adam''': It's science fiction. Now I know why Ben isn't here.
:'''[[w:Juliet (Lost)|Juliet]]''': Excuse me?
:'''Adam''': I know the host picks the book but seriously, Julie, he wouldn't read this in the damn bathroom.
:'''Juliet''': Well, Adam, I ''am'' the host and I ''do'' pick the book, and this is my favorite book. So I am absolutely thrilled that you can't stand it.
:''[Amelia grins]''
:'''Juliet''': Silly me for sinking so low as to select something that Ben wouldn't like. Here I am thinking that free will still actually exists on this...
:''[The room begins to shake violently]''

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:'''[[w:Ben (Lost)|Ben]]''': ''[Sees that Juliet holding the book, [[w:Carrie (novel)|Carrie]]]'' So I guess I'm out of the book club.

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:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': Hey, you got yourself a fish biscuit! How'd you do that?
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': Figured out your complicated gizmos, thats how.
:'''[[w:Tom (Lost)|Tom]]''': It only took the bears two hours.
:''[Sawyer contemplates briefly]''
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': How many of 'em were there?

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:'''Ben''': ''[referring to the handcuffs on the table]'' Sorry, I'm going to have to ask you to put those on, Kate.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': And if I don't?
:'''Ben''': Then you don't get any coffee.

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:'''Juliet''': What do you do, Jack? What's your profession?
:'''[[w:Jack (Lost)|Jack]]''': I'm a repo man. You know, when people don't pay their bills I go into the bank and collect their possessions. I'm a people person so I really love it.
:'''Juliet''': Are you married?
:'''Jack''': No. I never saw the point. What about you? What's your job, besides making sandwiches?
:'''Juliet''': Oh, I didn't make it. I just put the toothpicks in.

=== ''The Glass Ballerina'' [3.2] ===
:'''[[w:Ben Linus|Ben]]''': Your flight crashed on September 22 2004. Today is November 29. That means you've been on our island for 69 days, and, yes, we do have contact with the outside world, Jack. That's how we know that, during those 69 days, your fellow Americans re-elected [[w:George W. Bush|George W. Bush]], [[w:Christopher Reeve|Christopher Reeve]] has passed away. [[w:Boston Red Sox|Boston Red Sox]] won the [[w:2004 World Series|World Series]].
:''[<nowiki />[[w:Jack Shephard|Jack]] starts to laugh]''
:'''Ben''': What?
:'''Jack''': ''[still laughing]'' If you wanted me to believe this, you probably should've picked somebody else, besides the Red Sox.
:'''Ben''': No, they were down, three games to none, against the [[w:New York Yankees|Yankees]] in the league championship, and then they won eight straight.
:'''Jack''': Sure, sure, of course they did.
:''[Ben turns on a video of Game 4 of the World Series, in the bottom of the ninth.]''
:'''[[w:Joe Buck|Joe Buck]]''': ...back to Foulke...Red Sox fans have longed to hear it! The Boston Red Sox are world champions! ''[Jack gets up, moves towards the glass screen, stops laughing and appears lost for words]'' The Red Sox celebrate in the middle of the diamond...
:'''Ben''': ''[turns off video]'' That's home, Jack, right there, on the other side of that glass, and if you listen to me, you trust me, if you do what I tell you, when the time comes, I'll take you there. I will take you home.

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:'''Pickett''': Alright, here's the jig - see these rocks, here? That's where you two come in. ''[points to Kate]'' You're going to chop them loose. ''[points to Sawyer]'' And you're going to haul them out of here.
:'''[[w:Kate (Lost)|Kate]]''': You expect me to work in this dress?
:'''Pickett''': Well, it's up to you? You can take it off if you want.
:'''[[w:Sawyer (Lost)|Sawyer]]''': ''[to Pickett, unconvincingly]'' How dare you?

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:'''Sawyer''': Are you having fun yet, Freckles?
:'''Kate''': Quit staring at my ass.
:'''Sawyer''': Give me something else to stare at.

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:'''Kate''': Why did she call you James?
:'''Sawyer''': ''[sighs]'' 'Cus that's my name. Noticed somethin' else, too.
:''[pauses, grins]''
:'''Sawyer''': You taste like strawberries.
:'''Kate''': You taste like fish biscuits.

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:'''[[w:Sun (Lost)|Sun]]''': Why are you lying to me, Sayid?
:'''[[w:Sayid (Lost)|Sayid]]''': And what would you know about lying, Sun?
:'''Sun''': You're putting our lives in danger.
:'''Sayid''': I'm fairly certain our friends have been captured. There are tracks all over the dock. They're fresh -- as recent as yesterday.
:'''Sun''': You said this dock was abandoned.
:'''Sayid''': That would be part of the lying you mentioned.

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:'''Sun''': If they get past you, that means my husband is dead. And I won't care anymore.

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:'''Sun''': Stop! Or I'll shoot!
:'''Colleen''': No you won't, Sun. I know you, Sun-Hwa Kwon. And I know you're not a killer. But despite what you may think, I'm not the enemy. We are not the enemy. But if you shoot me, that's exactly what we'll become. ''[takes a step closer to Sun]''
:'''Sun''': Stop! I will- I'll shoot you. ''[Sun shoots Colleen in the stomach]''

=== ''Further Instructions'' [3.3] ===

:'''[[w:Charlie (Lost)|Charlie]]''': So, where are Eko and Desmond? Are they off being mute and building structures as well?

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:'''Charlie''': What the sodding hell is a sweat lodge?

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:'''Charlie''': You're not taking drugs are you, John? I only ask because of the strict zero tolerance policy you've enacted, and I wouldn't want you to have to start punching yourself in the face.

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:'''Charlie''': You are aware John, that I detest you, aren't you? You do remember repeatedly punching me in the face and accusing me of using heroin when I was not.

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:'''Charlie''': Hairspray? Now, I hate to be the one to point this out to you...
:'''[[w:Locke (Lost)|Locke]]''': ''[smiling]'' It's not for me.

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:'''[[w:Hurley (Lost)|Hurley]]''': Bear? Is that you? Who's there?
:'''[[w:Desmond (Lost)|Desmond]]''': You alone, brother?
:'''Hurley''': Uh, yeah.
:'''Hurley''': ''[seeing that Desmond's naked]'' Whoa! Dude! I'm not alone.
:'''Desmond''': Beach camp's right over there. Can you get me some clothes?
:'''Hurley''': What happened to yours?
:'''Desmond''': I woke up in the jungle like this.
:'''Hurley''': So, like, the hatch blew off your underwear?
:'''Desmond''': Fine, you want to discuss this in great detail right now? Let's do it.
:'''Hurley''': No, no, that's okay. I've got something in here. How do you feel about tie-dye?

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:'''[[w:Boone (Lost)|Boone]]''': [''as Locke tries to call out to Jack, Kate and Sawyer''] There's nothing you can do for them yet. First you have to clean up your own mess.

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:'''[[w:Boone (Lost)|Boone]]''': [''to Locke, after he sees Eko's Jesus stick drenched in blood''] They've got him, John. You don't have much time.

=== ''Every Man For Himself'' [3.4] ===
:'''Pickett:''' Do you love this guy?!
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:'''Paulo:''' You play golf?
:'''Desmond:''' I'm Scottish. Cheers.
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:'''Juliet:''' I'm a fertility doctor. I'm not used to death.
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:'''Jack (after failing to save Colleen):''' Time of death... ''(realizes that there is no clock)'' She's gone.
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:'''Sawyer:''' Did you just kill that bunny?
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:'''Desmond:''' You've got a problem with your roof.
:'''Claire:''' What?
:'''Desmond:''' Look, maybe you should move down the beach for the night so we can fix it.
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:'''Charlie:''' Whatcha doing brotha?
:'''Desmond:''' I was just offering to fix this roof here.
:'''Charlie:''' Roof? It's fine. If there's a problem, I'll fix it. I'm quite handy. I was building a church before Eko . . . exploded.
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:'''Charlie:''' ''(about Desmond)'' I don't know, we're going to have to get that guy another button to push.
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:'''Juliet:''' It doesn't work that way over here Jack, we make decisions together.
:'''Jack:''' Really? Because when I was holding that broken plate to your neck, he seemed happy to just let you die. It seemed like he made that decision alone.
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:'''Ben:''' God, I hate needles.
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:'''Ben:''' ''(to the bunny)'' Hippity-hop, let's move it.
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:'''Ben:''' ''(about the heartrate monitor)'' If and when it beeps, you're gonna wanna relax yourself. Do some deep breathing. Some yoga.
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:'''Ben:''' Good morning. Let's go for a walk.
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:'''Sawyer:''' What, don't you read? It's from Of Mice and Men. You'd like it. Puppies get killed.
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:'''Ben''': A guy goes nuts if he ain't got nobody. It don't make no difference who the guy is, as long as he's with ya. I tell ya, I tell ya a guy gets too lonely and he gets sick.
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you talking about?
:'''Ben''': It's from ''Of Mice and Men''. Don't you read?

=== ''The Cost of Living'' [3.5] ===
:'''Nikki (from trailer):''' What is that?
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:'''Eko:''' Yes, I am ready. I ask for no forgiveness, Father, for I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive. A small boy once asked me if I was a bad man. If I could answer him now, I would tell him that when I was a young boy, I killed a man to save my brother's life. I am not sorry for this. I am proud of this. I did not ask for the life I was given, but it was given nonetheless, and with it, I did my best.
:'''Yemi:''' You speak to me as if I was your brother.
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:'''Ben:''' Do you believe in God?
:'''Jack:''' Do you?
:'''Ben:''' Two days after I found out that I had a fatal tumor on my spine, a spinal surgeon fell out of the sky. If that's not proof of God I don't know what is.
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:'''Locke:''' Eko, what is it?
:''[Eko dies]''
:'''Sayid:''' What did he just say, John?
:'''Locke:''' He said--'We're next.'
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=== ''I Do'' [3.6] ===

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:'''Kevin''': Police, open the door.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica'] Uh. Everything's alright in here.
:'''Kevin''': Ma'am, we have reason to believe someone could be dangerous could be in the motel. We've been conducting room-to-room service.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica] I'm alone, officer.
:'''Kevin''': Someone could be holding you at gunpoint, forcing you to say that. Please open the door.
:'''Kate''': [as 'Monica] I don't think I should.
:'''Kevin''': Ma'am, you have three seconds before I break this door down. 1.. 2..
:''[Kate opens door.]''
:'''Kevin''': Wanna get it on?

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:'''Jack:''' No, I think you misunderstood me. I didn't say I was gonna do it. I just wanted you to understand how you're gonna die.

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:'''Kate''': I can't leave without you!
:'''Jack''': Yes, you can! Go!
:'''Kate''': Jack, I can't!
:'''Jack''': Go! Now!
:'''Kate''': Jack, I can't!
:'''Jack''': Kate, Dammit, RUN!
:''[Episode ends]''

=== ''Not in Portland'' [3.7] ===

:'''Edmund Burke''': ''[on mobile phone]'' Because you're insufferable. And you're mean. Well, you asked me for the truth, Mom.

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:'''Jack''': Tell me
:'''Kate''': Tell you?
:'''Jack''': The first day on the beach, the day of the crash, the story that I told you. If you're safe, tell me.
:'''Tom''': Do you think this is the best time?
:'''Jack''': Shut up!
:'''Kate''': You were doing surgery on a girl, and you messed up. You made a mistake. You tore something on her back, and all the nerves came loose. And you said the fear was so... real. And you didn't know what to do. So you counted to five.. ''[Kate starts to cry]'' And then you weren't afraid anymore. And then it was just gone. And you fixed her, you saved her.
:'''Jack''': (after a pause) I need you to make me a promise, Kate.
:'''Kate''': Jack-
:'''Jack''': Promise me that you'll never come back here for me. Don't come back, Kate.

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''[Ben wakes up mid-surgery]''
:'''Tom''': Ben's awake...
:'''Juliet''': How?
:'''Tom''': Shephard said he's a spinal surgeon, not an anesthesiologist.

=== ''Flashes Before Your Eyes'' [3.8] ===

:''[Charlie and Hurley are ransacking Sawyer's stash]''
:'''Hurley''': Dude, I don't know about this.
:'''Charlie''': See, you're looking at this all wrong. He would want us to do this.
:'''Hurley''': He'd want us to ransack his tent and take his stash? Yeah, that sounds exactly like Sawyer.
:'''Charlie''': Well, he stole all this in the first place. I mean, people need food, they need medical supplies, they need... ''[Finds adult magazines]'' ...shocking amounts of pornography.

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:''[Desmond has just saved Claire from drowning]''
:'''Charlie''': How did you know? How did you know she was drowning?
:'''Hurley''': I'll tell you how he knew. That guy...sees the future, dude.

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:'''Ms. Hawking''': This is wrong. You don't buy the ring. You have second thoughts; you walk right out that door. So, come on, let's have it.
:'''[[w:Desmond Hume|Desmond]]''': I don't know what you're on about.
:'''Ms. Hawking''': You don't buy the ring, Desmond.
:'''Desmond''': How do you know my name?
:'''Ms. Hawking''': Well, I know your name as well as I know that you that don't ask Penny to marry you. In fact, you break her heart. Well, breaking her heart is, of course, what drives you in a few short years from now to enter that sailing race, to prove her father wrong, which brings you to the island where you spend the next 3 years of your life entering numbers into the computer until you are forced to turn that failsafe key. And if you don't do those things, Desmond David Hume, every single one of us is dead. So give me that sodding ring!

=== ''Stranger in a Strange Land'' [3.9] ===

:'''Isabelle''': ''[about Jack's tattoo]'' ''He walks amongst us, but he is not one of us.'' That's what they say.
:'''Jack''': That's what they say. It's not what they mean.
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:'''Juliet''': I hear you only liked them grilled.
:'''Jack''' ''[Smiles]'': I missed the toothpicks too.
:''[Juliet gives him the sandwich]''
:'''Jack''': Let me see.
:'''Juliet''': Jack...
:'''Jack''': They marked you? Let me see.
:''[Juliet shows him her mark]''
:'''Jack''': If you would break off that aloe plant there...
:'''Juliet''': It's ok, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Please, please do it.
:''[Juliet breaks off a piece, and Jack puts it on her back, their hands almost touching]''
:'''Juliet''': Why did you help me?
:'''Jack''': He told you that you could leave the island. He told me the same thing. We're going to make sure he keepes his promise.
:'''Juliet''': We're? How are we going to do that?
:'''Jack''': Together.

=== ''Tricia Tanaka Is Dead'' [3.10] ===

:'''Charlie''': So, when's it going to happen?
:'''Desmond''': When's what going to happen?
:'''Charlie''': Don't play stupid with me, brother.
:'''Desmond''': I was drunk. If I said anything...
:'''Charlie''': I have a right to know when I'm gonna die.
:'''Desmond''': It doesn't work like that.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hey, Oliver Twist! Where the hell is my stuff?
:'''Charlie''': What stuff?
:'''Sawyer''': You know good and damn well what stuff. I had books, food, porno, bottle of scotch...
:'''Desmond''': Apologies for the scotch, mate.

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:'''Hurley''': Dude, that beer's been sitting there since before Rocky 3. Maybe even 2. It's probably poisoned by now.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Indicates Roger's corpse]'' Skeletor seems to like it.

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:''[Sawyer is helping Jin practice speaking English]''
:'''Sawyer''': I'm sorry.
:'''Jin''': I'm sorry.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay, nice. Keep it coming.
:'''Jin''': Uh, you were right.
:'''Sawyer''': Okay. That's two. Hit me.
:'''Jin''': Those pants don't make you look fat.
:'''Sawyer''': Now you got it. Only three things a woman needs to hear.

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:'''Sayid''': Kate, if you were looking for help to find Jack, why didn't you ask us?
:'''Kate''': Two reasons: you don't know where to look and you're not motivated. And I don't blame you. Why would you want to go on another trek across the island, risk more lives just to get Jack back?
:'''Locke''': You're wrong.
:'''Kate''': Oh, really? They why didn't you come after-
:'''Locke''': Not about the motivation, just about knowing where to look. We got a compass bearing, and I'm pretty sure if we follow it, it'll lead us right to 'em.
:'''Kate''': How?
:'''Sayid''': Because of the way the sunlight hit Mr. Eko's stick when John was burying him.

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:'''Sawyer''': What's your problem, Jumbotron?
:'''Hurley''': Shut up... Red... Neck... Man!
:'''Sawyer''': ''[amused]'' Touché.

=== ''Enter 77'' [3.11] ===

:''[Kate and Sayid are inside the Flame station with Mikhail, who claims to be a member of the DHARMA Initiative; Mikhail is sewing Sayid's bullet injury and the cat is scratching the carpet]''

:'''Mikhail''': Будьте вежливы, они - мои гости, Надия.
:'''Sayid''': What did you just say?
:'''Mikhail''': I told Nadia to be polite, because you are my guests.
:'''Sayid''': Nadia?
:'''Mikhail''': After [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nadia_Comaneci Nadia Comaneci]. The greatest athlete the world has even known. We have the same birth date. [...mumbling] Now, excellent work if I say so myself.
:'''Sayid''': Thank you, Mikhail.
:'''Mikhail''': Perhaps, you can give me your forgiveness if I offer you some ice tea. I will also check on your friend.

[...]

:'''Sayid''': What's wrong?
:'''Kate''': Doesn't make any sense. Why would they let him stay here, with all this stuff, all this equipment?
:'''Sayid''': Actually, it makes perfect sense.
:'''Kate''': What are you talking about?
:'''Sayid''': The reason they let him stay here is because he is not DHARMA. He is one of them.
:'''Kate''': He shot you and you just let him-why are we still sitting here?
:'''Sayid''': We are sitting here, Kate, because I am certain he is not alone.

=== ''Par Avion'' [3.12] ===

:''[Kate, Sayid, and Locke are holding Mikhail prisoner]''
:'''Locke''': Remind me why we're keeping him alive.
:'''Sayid''': What do you suggest? That we shoot him like a dog?
:'''Locke''': No. I like dogs.

=== ''The Man from Tallahassee'' [3.13] ===

:'''Locke''': The Man from Tallahassee? What is that some kind of code?
:'''Ben''': No John, unfortunately we don't have a code for "there is a man in my closet holding a gun to my daughter's head". Although we obviously should.

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:'''Ben''': Would you mind helping me get into my chair. No tricks, I promise. I just want some dignity. You of all people should understand what means to want some dignity. Thank you. So tell me John, how do you plan on piloting our submarine. Its a complicated piece of machinery. You just don't press submerge.
:'''Locke''': I'll figure something out. For all you know I was a commander in the Navy. Put your arm around my neck and I'll lift under your knees.
:'''Ben''': What's in the pack, John? If you met Mikail that means you were at the communications station, which means you found the explosives. So you're not planning on piloting the submarine anywhere, you're planning to destroy it. I know you, John Locke.
:'''Locke''': You don't know me at all.
:'''Ben''': I know you were born in California. I know that you were raised in foster care. I know that you wasted a big part of your life in Tustin, pushing papers at a place that manufactures industrial boxes. I know that you spent the four years prior to arriving on this island in a wheelchair, and I know how you ended up in it.

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:'''Jack''': [To Kate] I will come back here for you.

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:'''Locke''': Where do you get electricity?
:'''Ben''': We have two big hamsters running around in this giant wheel in our secret underground lair.
:'''Locke''': Yeah, that's funny.

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:'''Ben''': I know you think you need to do this John, but if you blow up my submarine, I'll have a big problem with my people.
:'''Locke''': Is that supposed to be an incentive not to blow it up?
:'''Ben''': I was born on this island; not many of my people can say that. Most of them were recruited and brought here, and as much as they love this place, as much as they would do anything to defend it, they need to know that they can leave if they want to. The sub maintains that illusion.
:'''Locke''': So you're lying to them?
:'''Ben''': No... they're here because they want to be here. Some of them are just not ready to make a full commitment yet. But you John, you've already made that commitment. And now you have a choice, because if you stop and think, I can show you things. things I know that you want to see very badly. Let me put it so you'll understand: picture a box. You know something about boxes, don't you John? What if I told you that somewhere on this island there is a very large box and whatever you imagined, whatever you wanted to be in it, when you open that box, there it would be. What would you say about that John?
:'''Locke''': I'd say that I hope that box is big enough for you to imagine up a new submarine.
:'''Ben''': Why are you so angry John?
:'''Locke''': Because you're cheating. You communicate with the outside world whenever you want to, you come and go as you please, you use electricity and running water and guns. You're a hypocrite. You don't deserve to be on this island. If you had any idea what this place was you wouldn't be putting chicken in your refrigerator.
:'''Ben''': You have been on this island for 80 days, John. I have been here my entire life. So what makes you think you know this island better than I do?
:'''Locke''': Because you're in the wheelchair, and I'm not.

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:'''Anthony Cooper''': I'm a con man, not a murderer.

=== ''Exposé'' [3.14] ===

:''[Nikki's character Corvette in the TV show ''Exposé'' has been shot]''
:'''Howard Zukerman''': Brilliant, Nikki. As always. You know you don't need to die, we can bring you back next season.
:'''Nikki''': How?
:'''Zukerman''': She didn't necessarily die. We could say she was wearing a bullet-proof vest.
:''[Nikki briefly opens her gown, revealing her character's skimpy costume]''
:'''Zukerman''': Or bullet-proof breast...
:'''Nikki''': I'm just a guest star, and we all know what happens to guest stars.

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:'''Nikki''': Razzle Dazzle!

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:'''Charlie''': Sun? It was me.
:'''Sun''': What?
:'''Charlie''': It was me who took you. Not the Others. I wasn't myself, after Locke hit me. After he humiliated me. Sawyer told me I could get even by steal the guns. We just made it look like the Others. I didn't mean to hurt you.
:''[Sun walks away]''
:'''Charlie''': I'm sorry....

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:''[Sawyer is digging Nikki and Paulo's grave when Sun is walking towards him]''
:'''Sun''': Charlie told me it was your idea to kidnap me.
:'''Sawyer''': You're gonna tell Jin?
:'''Sun''': No.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''Sun''': Because then we have to dig another grave.
:''[Sun puts the diamonds in Sawyer's hands]''
:'''Sawyer''': Why are you giving me these?
:'''Sun''': Because they are worthless here.
:'''Sawyer''': See. And I thought I was gonna get out of this....
:''[He stops when Sun punches him in the face and walks away]''

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:'''Shannon''': ''[to Boone]'' Stop flirting with random guys!

=== Left Behind [3.15] ===

:'''Sawyer''': All right, let's do it.
:'''Hurley''': Do what?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm ready to do it. Make amends, change the vote. I don't want to be banished, okay?
:'''Hurley''': Dude, you stink. What is that, fish? Did you try to gut one yourself? How did you not learn that by now? I mean, we've been here like, three months.
:'''Sawyer''': Could we just do this?
:'''Hurley''': Do what?
:'''Sawyer''': Make nice.
:'''Hurley''': Apologize for calling me all those names.
:'''Sawyer''': I'm really sorry I called you rotund.
:'''Hurley''': Really?
:'''Sawyer''': You're worse than a girl!

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:''[Sawyer has just realized that Hurley has tricked him into being nice by telling him the survivors were voting to banish him]''
:'''Sawyer''': You son of a bitch. There wasn't ever going to be no vote.
:'''Hurley''': Wasn't it nice, being nice?
:'''Sawyer''': You tricked me into being ''decent''? That's gotta be the lamest con in the history of cons!
:'''Hurley''': Wasn't a con, dude. If you're going to be our temporary leader you need to do some damage control.
:'''Sawyer''': Leader? What the hell are you smoking?
:'''Hurley''': Jack's gone, Locke's gone, Kate and Sayid...you're all we got. Paulo and Nikki died. We all look to you. Then again, you tried to steal their diamonds, but we wanted to look to you. Look around. You made everyone happy. Just for today, they can eat boar, laugh, and forget that they're totally screwed. And you did that for 'em, dude. You.
:'''Sawyer''': What if I don't want to be the leader?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, well, I don't think Jack wanted it either. Sucks for you, dude.

=== The Brig [3.19] ===
:'''Cooper''': Guess I didn't raise no dummies.
:'''Sawyer''': The hell's that mean?
:'''Cooper''': It means that bald headed bastard outside the door is my son.
:'''Sawyer''': Come again?
:'''Cooper''': My son. As in I'm his father. You do speak English?
:'''Sawyer''': How did you get here, to the Island?
:'''Cooper''': Island? OK. I'm driving down I10 through Tallahassee when bam, somebody slams into the back of my car. I go right into the divider at seventy miles an hour, the next thing I know, the paramedics are strapping me to a gurney, stuffing me into the back of an ambulance and one of them actually smiles at me as he pops the IV in my arm. And then, nothing. Just, black. And the next thing I know I wake up in a dark room tied up, gag in my mouth, and when the door opens, I'm looking up at the same man I threw out a window, John Locke. My dead son.
:'''Sawyer''': And he's dead cause you threw him out a window?
:'''Cooper''': No he survived that. But it paralysed him, permanently. He's dead because the plane he was flying on crashed in the Pacific.
:'''Sawyer''': Well I got bad news for ya pops, cause I was on that plane with your son. He sure as hell wasn't crippled. And we didn't crash in the Pacific, we crashed here on this Island.
:'''Cooper''': You sure its an Island?
:'''Sawyer''': Well what else is it?
:'''Cooper''': Little hot for heaven isn't it?
:'''Sawyer''': [Sarcastically] Oh OK, so we're dead?
:'''Cooper''': They found your plane on the bottom of the ocean. One minute I'm in a car wreck and the next minute I'm in a pirate ship in the middle of the jungle. If this isn't hell friend, then where are we?
:'''Sawyer''': Why did you throw Locke out a window?
:'''Cooper''': He was becoming a nuisance. I conned him into giving me one of his kidneys. He never got over it.
:'''Sawyer''': [Pauses] Conned?
:'''Cooper''': Yes sir, conned.
:'''Sawyer''': What's your name?
:'''Cooper''': Hmm?
:'''Sawyer''': Your name.
:'''Cooper''': A conman goes by many names friend. I've been Alan Seward, Anthony Cooper, Ted MacLaren, Tom Sawyer, Louis Jackson, and Paul...
:'''Sawyer''': Tom Sawyer.
:'''Cooper''': I was young and Huck Finn was taken. And the ladies loved that one. Made me charming.
:'''Sawyer''': Well how about that.
:'''Cooper''': How about what?
:'''Sawyer''': Sawyer's my name too
:'''Cooper''': What's the matter with you?
:'''Sawyer''': You ever been to Jasper, Alabama?
:'''Cooper''': Why?
:'''Sawyer''': Have you or haven't you?
:'''Cooper''': Yeah I been to Jasper. Don't tell me I'm your daddy?
:'''Sawyer''': No. You killed my daddy.
[Sawyer gets his letter out of his pocket – the one to Mr. Sawyer]
:'''Sawyer''': Read it.
:'''Cooper''': “Dear Mr Sawyer”. What is this?
:'''Sawyer''': Just read it.
:'''Cooper''': “You don't know who I am, but I know who you are. And I know what you done. You had sex with my mother, and then you stole my dad's money all away, so he got angry and he killed my mother, and then he killed himself” blah blah blah blah. So what? Is this supposed to be you, you wrote this letter? Hey wait a second. Did you take my name because you were on some kind of revenge kick?
:'''Sawyer''': Keep reading.
:'''Cooper''': Easy, easy, don't get all worked up. Look, I ran that con two dozen times. If your mother was one of the...
:'''Sawyer''': Mary. Her name was Mary.
:'''Cooper''': Mary from Jasper, Alabama. Yeah, I remember her. She practically begged me to take her thirty-eight thousand dollars and to rescue her from her sorry little life.
:'''Sawyer''': You finish the letter.
:'''Cooper''': Look, I only took her money. It ain't my fault your dad overreacted. If he pulled the old murder suicide then I'm sure he's down here somewhere. Er, maybe you could take this up with him...
:'''Sawyer''': FINISH IT!!!
:'''Cooper''': OK. OK.
[He rips up the letter into pieces, and Sawyer attacks him, choking him with the chains around the room]
:'''Sawyer''': You wanna go to hell? You wanna go to hell!!
[Cooper chokes and Sawyer keeps pulling until he stops moving and kills him. He then releases him.]

=== ''The Man Behind the Curtain'' [3.20] ===

:'''Ben''': We're here. You'll want to turn off your flashlight, John.
:'''Locke''': Why?
:'''Ben''': Jacob feels the same way about technology as you do. Once I open this door, there's no turning back. Are you sure this is what you want? So be it. ''Jacob, I'm here with John Locke. We're coming in now. Jacob, this is John.'' Don't you going to say hello, John?
:'''Locke''': What?
:'''Ben''': ''I told you he wouldn't.''
:'''Locke''': Who? What are you talking about?
:'''Ben''': You can't see him?
:'''Locke''': See who?
:'''Ben''': Jacob. He's sitting right here in this chair. ''Yes, I know, but he insisted.''
:'''Locke''': What is this?
:'''Ben''': You wanted the secrets of the island, well here they are. This is the man who can answer every single... ''I am not! He made me bring him here! Did you think that that was my... Sir, may I finish?!''
:'''Locke''': You're crazy.
:'''Ben''': Excuse me?
:'''Locke''': You don't know anything about the island, do you? You just made it all up.
:'''Ben''': ''Jacob, please, I can't hear him if you're going to talk...''
:'''Locke''': Stop... Stop... Shut up! You're putting on a show for me! Or, do you... Do you really think there is someone there?
:'''Ben''': I know there is someone there.
:'''Locke''': You don't know anything.
:'''Ben''': I'm sorry you feel that way, John. And I'm sorry that you're too limited to see.
:'''Locke''': You're pathetic.
:'''Jacob''': Help me.
:'''Locke''': What did you just say?
:'''Ben''': I didn't say anything.
:'''Locke''': Oh yes you did. I heard you. You said...
:'''Ben''': That's enough, you've had your fun!
:'''Locke''': What was that?
:'''Ben''': That was Jacob.

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:'''Ben''': What did you hear in there, John? What did Jacob say to you?
:'''Locke''': He didn't say anything to me. You did.
:'''Ben''': What are you talking about?
:'''Locke''': There is no Jacob, Ben. I'm not going to be taken in by the little show you put on last night. You're a fraud. And it's time your people were told the truth. And this is not the way we came!
:'''Ben''': I'm taking us back another way. I wanted to show you something first.
:'''Locke''': I've seen enough.
:'''Ben''': You know, John, you're not wrong. Some of the things I've told you, some of the things I've told everyone, are not true.
:'''Locke''': Like what?
:'''Ben''': Well, for starters, I wasn't born on this island.
:'''Locke''': Then where did you come from?
:'''Ben''': That's what I want to show you.

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:'''Ben''': This is where I came from, John. These are my people. The [[w:DHARMA Initiative|DHARMA Initiative]]. They came here seeking harmony, but they couldn't even coexist with the Island's original inhabitants. And when it became clear that one side had to go, one side had to be purged, I did what I had to do. I was one of the people that was smart enough to make sure that I didn't end up in that ditch, which makes me considerably smarter than you, John.
:''[Ben shoots Locke and he falls in the mass grave]''
:'''Ben''': What did Jacob say to you?
:'''Locke''': Why did you do this?
:'''Ben''': Because you heard him. Now I need to know what he said.
:'''Locke''': "Help me."
:'''Ben''': John, I'm not going to ask you again! What did he say to you?
:'''Locke''': He said... "help me."
:''[Ben looks troubled, and flinches for a moment]''
:'''Ben''': Well I certainly hope he helps you, John.

=== ''Greatest Hits'' [3.21] ===

:'''Charlie''': Anyone want to venture a guess as to what Jack is going to be showing us out in the middle of nowhere?
:'''Hurley''': I don't know… stuff—probably secret stuff.
:'''Charlie''': Why does everything have to be such a secret? How about some openness for a change?
:'''Hurley''': We kept the parachute lady secret.
:'''Charlie''': Ah, that's different.
:'''Claire''': Different, how?
:'''Charlie''': Well, because we weren't out there playing football with them.

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:'''Jack''': When Juliet told me they were coming, the first thing I thought was: where the hell are we going to hide this time? But hiding's pointless; they're just going to keep coming back, so I went out and I found some help. And for the past few days, she's been bringing dynamite back from the ''Black Rock''. For the very first time, we know exactly what they want, when they're coming to get it and they have no idea. We're going to be waiting for them. So Juliet's going to mark the tents with the white rocks just like she was told to, but there's not going to be any pregnant women inside; there's going to be plenty of what we just used on that tree. So tomorrow night, we stop hiding, we stop running, we stop living in fear of them, because when they show up, we're going to blow them all to hell.

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:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you doing here, Karl?
:'''Karl''': They're… coming… my people…
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry you came all this way for nothing, but we already know.
:'''Karl''': Then why are you still here?
:'''Sawyer''': 'Cause when your people show up here tomorrow night, we're going to be ready for 'em.
:'''Karl''': Tomorrow? No. No, they're coming tonight. They're coming right now!

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:'''Desmond''': I'm sorry, brother, but this time - this time you have to die

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:'''Jack''': Better get going. Rousseau said it's about a day's walk up to the radio tower.
:'''Sayid''': I'm not taking them up to the tower—you are.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Sayid''': You're not staying behind.
:'''Jack''': This was my idea.
:'''Sayid''': And I'm perfectly capable of executing it.
:'''Jack''': I owe them!
:'''Sayid''': What are you more concerned about: killing the Others or getting our people off this island? This afternoon you said you were our leader. It's time for you to act like one. Lead them to the radio tower, Jack and then take us all home.

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:'''Sayid''': Hey.
:'''Jack''': Hey.
:'''Kate''': So here we go again, huh?
:'''Jack''': [Laughs.] Here we go again.

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['''Charlie''''s "greatest hits" written on a sheet of paper]:
5. The first time I heard myself on the radio.
4. Dad teaching me to swim at Butlins.
3. The Christmas Liam gave me the ring.
2. Woman outside Covent Garden calls me a hero.
1. The night I met you [Claire].

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:'''Desmond''': We're here.
:'''Charlie''': I want you to give this to Claire for me.
:'''Desmond''': What is it?
:'''Charlie''': It's the five best moments of my sorry excuse for a life, my greatest hits. You know, memories are all I've got.

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:'''Charlie''': What about your girl? Penny?
:'''Desmond''': What about your girl?

=== ''Through the Looking Glass'' [3.22]===

:'''Bonnie''': ''[on radio, to Ben]'' One of them is here.
:'''Ben''': Which one?
:'''Bonnie''': I don't know. he won't say.
:'''Charlie''': It's Charlie! Tell him I said hi!
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:'''Charlie''': (written on his hand) NOT PENNY´S BOAT
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:'''Charlie''': So much for fate.

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:'''Hurley''': Attention Others. Come in Others. If you're listening to this, I want you to know that we got you bastards. And unless the rest of you wanna be blown up you best stay away from our beach...

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:''[Bernard is preparing to ambush the Others]''
:'''Rose''': If I told you that I'd help you with your SOS sign, would you change your mind?
:'''Bernard''': No ma'am.
:'''Rose''': Then I want you to say it again.
:'''Bernard''': Rose...
:'''Rose''': Say it, Bernard.
:'''Bernard''': I am a dentist, I am not [[w:Rambo|Rambo]].
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:'''Rose''': If you say "[[w:Live Together, Die Alone|live together, die alone]]" to me, Jack, I'll punch you in the face.
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:'''Walt''': John, you have work to do.
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:'''Jack''': Sawyer, it's a suicide mission without guns.
:'''Juliet''': I know where there are some guns. Ethan left a stash near the beach.
:'''Jack''': Juliet, you don't have to do that.
:'''Juliet''': Yeah, Jack, I kinda do.
:'''Sawyer''': Let's do this.
:'''Jack''': Don't do anything stupid.
:'''Juliet''': I won't if you won't.
:''[They kiss]''
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:'''Jack''': Why don't you get my father down here? If I'm drunker than he is, then you can fire me!
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:'''Ben''': Not so long ago, Jack, I made a decision that took the lives of over forty people in a single day. I'm telling you this because history is about to repeat itself, right here, right now.
:'''Jack''': Let me guess you've got us surrounded and if I don't do what you say you're gonna, you're gonna kill all of my people?
:'''Ben''': No, Jack, you are.
:'''Jack''':''[Laughs]'' And how am I going do that, Ben?
:'''Ben''': The woman you've been traveling with. The one who parachuted onto the island from that helicopter. She's not who she says she is.
:'''Jack''': She's not, huh?
:'''Ben''': No she's not.
:'''Jack''': Then who is she?
:'''Ben''': She's a representative of some people who've been trying to find this island, Jack. She's one of the bad guys.
:'''Jack''': Oh, I almost forgot, you're the, you're the good guys.
:'''Ben''': Jack listen to me. If you phone her boat, every single living person on this island will be killed. So here's what has to happen. Get that device, that phone she carries with her, and give it to me. I will turn around, we'll walk back to my people, you will turn around and walk back to your people.
:'''Jack''': I'm not going anywhere.
:''[Jack and Ben both stand up at the same time, staring each other down]''
:'''Ben''': May I have my walkie talkie back?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Ben''': There's something you need to hear. Please?
:''[Jack gives it to him]''
:'''Ben''': Tom are you there?
:'''Tom''': Yes I'm here.
:'''Ben''':''[To Jack]'' Your plan killed seven of my people, but the ones you failed to kill are now holding your friends: Jin, Sayind, Bernard, at gunpoint.
:'''Sayid''': Jack, don't give him anything.
:''[Ryan hits Sayid]''
:'''Bernard''': Leave him alone!
:'''Ryan''': I said shut up!
:'''Jack''': And what's to stop me from snapping your neck?
:'''Ben''': Tom unless you hear my voice in one minute, shoot all three of them.
:'''Tom''': Got it.
:'''Ryan''': I said don't move.
:'''Ben''': Bring me the phone, Jack.
:'''Sayid''': Don't negotiate with him-
:'''Ben''': Forty seconds.
:'''Jack''': No. I'm getting them all of the island. All of them!
:'''Ben''': Let me ask you something, Jack. Why do you wanna leave the Island? What is it that you so desperately want to get back to? You have no one. Your father's dead, your wife left you, moved on with another man. Can you just not wait to get back to the hospital? Get back to fixing things? It's twenty seconds now. Just get me the phone, Jack.
:'''Jack''': No.
:'''Ben''': Ten seconds. Bring me the phone.
:'''Jack''': No.
:'''Ben''': I'm not bluffing!
:'''Jack''': I WON'T DO IT!
:'''Ben''': Five. Four. Three.
:'''Jack''': No.
:''[Three shots are heard over the walkie talkie, Jack cringes with anguish]''
:'''Ben''': I'm so sorry, Jack.
:''[Furious, Jack tackles Ben to the ground and beats him half to death. He then takes the walkie talkie]''
:'''Jack''': Tom are you there?
:'''Tom''': Yeah, Jack, I hear ya.
:'''Jack''': I'm going to lead my people up to the radio tower. And I'm going to make a call and get them all rescued. Every one of them. And then I'm gonna come find you. And I'm gonna kill ya.
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:'''Kate''': What happened? What'd he say?
:'''Jack''': It's not important right now. Just, get everything together...
:'''Kate''': Jack, your knuckles. Here
:''[Kate begins cleaning his bruised knuckles]''
:'''Kate''': What happened?
:'''Jack''': He killed them. Bernard, Jin, Sayid, all three of them. He radioed the beach. And I let it happen. We can't tell Rose. Or Sun, not yet. We gotta keep moving, I promised Sayid that we would keep moving.
:'''Kate''': So why did you bring him back? Why didn't you just kill him?
:'''Jack''': Because I want him to see it. I want him to experience the moment that we get off this island, and I want him to know he failed. Then I'll kill him.
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:'''Ben''': Alex... this is your mother.
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:'''Kate''': Why are you sticking up for Saywer? He'd never do it for you.
:'''Jack''': Because I love you.
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:'''Ben''': Jack, making that call is the "beginning of the end"
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:''[Locke has just killed Naomi]''
:'''Jack: JOHN!
:'''Locke''':''[Aims his gun at Jack]'' Step back, Jack.
:'''Jack''': What did you do?
:'''Locke''': What I had to. Now step back.
:''[The phone rings, Jack and Locke look at it]''
:'''Locke''': Stay away from the phone.
:''[Jack runs and grabs the phone as Locke tries to shoot it]''
:'''Jack''': What are you doing, John?
:'''Locke''': I don't wanna shoot you.
:'''Ben''': Do it, John! Shoot him! Do what you need to do-
:''[Ben is silenced as Rousseau knocks him out]''
:'''Locke''': Please. Put the phone down.
:'''Jack''': No. You're done keeping me on this island.
:'''Locke''':''[Thumbs back the hammer]'' I will kill you if I have to.
:'''Jack''': Then do it.
:'''Kate''': Jack!
:''[Locke hesitates then lowers the gun]''
:'''Locke''':''[Sadly]'' Jack, you're not supposed to do this.
:''[Locke leaves as Jack answers the phone]''
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:'''Kate''': Hey.
:'''Jack''': Hey.
:'''Kate''': ''[after a pause]'' Saw you on the news. Still pulling people out of burning wreckage, huh.
:'''Jack''': [[w:Pilot (Lost)|Old habits]].
:'''Kate''': You look terrible.
:'''Jack''': ''[laughs]'' Thanks.
:'''Kate''': Why'd you call me, Jack?
:'''Jack''': ''[displaying the as-yet unknown obituary]'' I was hoping that you heard... that you would go to the funeral.
:'''Kate''': ...Why would I go to the funeral?
:'''Jack''': ''[after a long pause]'' Been flying a lot.
:'''Kate''': What?
:'''Jack''': That golden pass they gave us? Been using it. Every Friday night I fly from [[w:L.A.|L.A.]] to Tokyo... or Singapore... or Sydney. I get off... have a drink... fly home.
:'''Kate''': ...why?
:'''Jack''': Because I want it to crash, Kate. I don't care about anyone else on board. Every little bump we hit, turbulence... I actually ''close'' my eyes, and I pray... I pray that I can go ''back''.
:'''Kate''': This is not going to change...
:'''Jack''': No, I'm sick of ''lying''. We made a mistake.
:'''Kate''': I have to go. He's going to be wondering where I am.
:'''Jack''': We were not supposed to leave.
:'''Kate''': Yes, we were. ''[she begins to leave and get in the car]
:'''Jack''': We have to go back, Kate. ''[the car pulls away]'' We have to go back!
:''[A plane takes off behind Jack as the episode ends]''

==Season Four==
===''The Beginning of the End'' [4.01]===
:'''Hurley''': I'm one of the Oceanic Six! I'm one of the Oceanic Six!
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:'''Charlie''': (written on his hand) THEY NEED YOU
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:'''Abbadon''': Mr Reyes. Hello. My name is Matthew Abaddon. I'm an attorney for Oceanic Airlines. Can we talk for a few minutes?
:'''Hurley''': Ok.
:'''Abbadon''': I'm here, Mr Reyes, because we heard about your recent (pauses) episode. Your arrest. Your incarceration here. Frankly we feel terrible about it. So, on behalf of Oceanic, I'd like to extend you an invitation for a little upgrade.
:'''Hurley''': What kind of upgrade?
:'''Abbadon''': To a facility where the paint isn't peeling off the walls. Where you'd have your own bathroom. You could see the ocean from there...
:'''Hurley''': I don't wanna see the ocean.
:'''Abbadon''': No problem.
:'''Hurley''': Actually thanks, I'm, I'm fine right here.
:'''Abbadon''': Are you fine Mr Reyes?
:'''Hurley''': What do you mean?
:'''Abbadon''': You're in a mental institution.
:'''Hurley''': Who'd you say you were again? I'd like to see a business card.
:'''Abbadon''': (Abaddon reaches into his pocket, and presents nothing)I must have left them at home.
:'''Hurley''': Then we're done, dude. (Hurley gets up)
:'''Abbadon''': Are they still alive?
:'''Hurley''': (Pauses) What?
:'''Abbadon''': You heard me.
:'''Hurley''': Nurse. Nurse! Get out of here! You better get out of here! Help me. Help me, he's after me. No no no. That guy's after me. Help me. (Hurley looks over at Abbadon and he leaves)
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:'''Kate''': What are you doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Same thing I've always done Kate: surviving.
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:'''Jack''': Do you ever miss?
:'''Hurley''': Jack.
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I was on my way back from a consult. Thought I'd drop by and pay you a visit. Horse?
:'''Hurley''': You're on. So consult huh? Does that mean you're back doing surgical stuff? (Jack starts playing basketball with Hurley)
:'''Jack''': Yeah. (Hurley shoots and scores. Jack shoots and misses) H
:'''Hurley''': Reporters leaving you alone? (Hurley shoots and scores)
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Still have to sign some autographs when I go out for coffee. Thinking about growing a beard. (He shoots and misses again)
:'''Hurley''': You'd look weird with a beard, dude. That's H O. So, what are you really doing here, Jack?
:'''Jack''': I was just checking on ya, seeing if everything was ok.
:'''Hurley''': Checking to see if I was nuts, if I was gonna tell.
:'''Jack''': Are you?
:'''Hurley''': You're up.
:'''Jack''': Nah, you win. I, er, I gotta run. It was great seeing you Hurley. (Jack starts to leave)
:'''Hurley''': I'm sorry. I'm sorry I went with Locke. I should have stayed with you.
:'''Jack''': Its water under the bridge, man.
:'''Hurley''': I don't think we did the right thing, Jack. I think it wants us to come back.
:'''Jack''': Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': And its going to do everything it can...
:'''Jack''': (Shouts) We're never going back!(Jack heads for the door)
:'''Hurley''': Never say never, dude.
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:'''Daniel Faraday''': Are you Jack?

===''Confirmed Dead'' [4.02]===

:'''Locke''': Let's go.
:'''Sawyer''': Why are you going East? Thought you said the Barracks were due South.
:'''Locke''': Because, James, we have to make a little detour first.
:'''Sawyer''': Detour to what?
:'''Locke''': There's a cabin I have to go to.
:'''Hurley''': I think the cabin was back that way.
:'''Locke''': What did you say Hugo?
:'''Hurley''': I er, thought you were talking about the airplane cabin.
(Locke stares at Hurley. So does Ben)
:'''Sawyer''': Why are we wasting our time going to some shack anyway?
:'''Locke''': Because we're supposed to.
:'''Sawyer''': Right. Like you were supposed to throw a knife into that Naomi chick's back.
:'''Locke''': Ahuh.
:'''Sawyer''': You mind telling us who you're getting your orders from, Colonel Kurtz?
:'''Locke''': I got em from Walt.
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:'''Sawyer''': What the hell do you mean you saw Walt? In a dream?
:'''Locke''': No dream, it was Walt. Only, taller.
:'''Sawyer''': Taller? What like a giant? OK, what exactly did Walt tell you?
:'''Locke''': He said I had work to do. That I had to stop this woman, Naomi, from bringing the rest of her people here.
:'''Sawyer''': What you didn't ask any follow-up questions?
:'''Locke''': Ben had shot me and left me for dead, Walt saved my life, so I pretty much took him at his word.
:'''Sawyer''': He shot you? Yet here you are fit as a fiddle tromping through the jungle.
(Locke shows Sawyer his wound)
:'''Locke''': The bullet went in one side, came out the other. I'd probably be dead if I still had a kidney there. Anything else?

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:'''Jack''': You need to put the guns down.
:'''Miles''': What?
:'''Jack''': Put the guns down.
:'''Miles''': Now why would I do that?
:'''Jack''': Because our friends are out in the jungle right holding a gun at your head and his head, so I'm gonna forget about the misunderstanding, just put the guns down!
:'''Miles''': Come on, how stupid do you think I-
:''[Several shots ring out, and Juliet and Sayid come out the bushes with guns aimed at Miles and Daniel. Kate grabs Daniel's gun and aims it at him, but Miles continues to hold his]''
:'''Jack''': I don't know, Miles. How stupid are you?

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:''[Locke is about to execute Ben]''
:'''Ben''': John, listen. I have information that you need. I have answers.
:'''Locke''': What is the monster?
:'''Ben''': What?
:'''Locke''': The black smoke, the monster! What is it?
:'''Ben''': I don't know.
:''[Locke loads his gun]''
:'''Locke''': Goodbye, Benjamin.
:'''Ben''': Her name is Charlotte Lewis! ''[Charlotte looks shocked]'' Charlotte Staples Lewis. Born July 2, 1979, Essex, England. Parents David and Jeanette. Eldest of three, all girls. She was raised in Bromsgrove. Did her undergraduate studies at Kent. Took her PhD in cultural anthropology at Oxford. She's here with two other team members and a pilot. Their names are Daniel Faraday, Miles Straume, Frank Lapidus. ''[Charlotte continues to look shocked]'' Your instinct was right, John. These people are a threat.

===''The Economist'' [4.03]===

:'''Sawyer''': (to Ben): You ready to give us the name, Gizmo?
:'''Locke''': He's not going to tell you who his spy is on their boat, James.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah, why not?
:'''Locke''': Because that's the only thing keeping him alive.
:'''Sawyer''': Well here's an idea: why don't we take a gun, point it to his big toe and send that little piggy to the market.[Ben looks slightly amused.]
:'''Sawyer''': (continues) And if he still doesn't want to tell us, move on to the roast beef. Why don't we do that?
:'''Locke''': Because then we'd have to carry him.

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:'''Kate''': Kinda sucks, huh?
:'''Jack''': What's that?
:'''Kate''': Being told not to come along. (Jack chuckles) Now you know what it feels like to be me.
:'''Jack''': Does that mean I should wait twenty minutes and go anyway? (Both laugh.)
:'''Kate''': (smiling) Touché.

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:'''Sayid''': Naomi, were you close to her?
:'''Miles''': Nope. Met her on the boat.
:'''Sayid''': You don't seem particularly affected by her death.
:'''Miles''': Sure I'm affected. She was hot and I dug her accent.
:'''Kate''': Nice.
:'''Sayid''': And this woman, Charlotte. You don't really care about her, do you?
:'''Miles''': Define care.
:'''Sayid''': So much for camaraderie.
:'''Miles''': Yeah, gee, who's the one going after one of their crash buddies with guns? Actually, I do care about Locke. Maybe you can tell me how he managed to split your happy little family in half.
:'''Sayid''': (glances at Kate) There was a fundamental debate as to whether your people were coming to rescue us... or kill us.
:'''Miles''': And which side did you land on?
:'''Sayid''': I let you know when I decide.

===''The Constant'' [4.05]===

:'''Daniel Faraday''': I think Eloise's brain short-circuited. The jumps between the present and the future eventually, she eventually, she couldn't tell which was which. She had no anchor.
:'''Desmond''': What do you mean, "anchor"?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': Something familiar in both times. All this, see all this is all variables. It's random; it's chaotic. Every equation needs stability, something known. It's called a "constant." Desmond, you have no constant. When you go to the future nothing there is familiar. So if you want to stop this, then you need to find something there, something that you really, really care about, something that also exists back here in 1996.
:'''Desmond''': This constant, can it be a person?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': Yeah, maybe. But you have to make contact. Didn't you say you were out on a boat in the middle of nowhere? ''[Desmond picks up a phone and begins dialing]'' Uh, who are you calling?
:'''Desmond''': Calling my bloody constant.

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[on the phone]
:'''Desmond''': I love you, Penny. I've always loved you. I'm so sorry. I love you.
:'''Penelope''': I love you too.
:'''Desmond''': I don't know where I am but,
:'''Penelope''': I'll find you, Des,
:'''Desmond''': I promise,
:'''Penelope''': no matter what-
:'''Desmond''': I'll come back to you.
:'''Penelope''': I won't give up.
:'''Desmond''': I promise.
:'''Penelope''': I promise.
:'''Desmond, Penelope''': I love you.

===''The Other Woman'' [4.06]===
:'''Jack''': You people had therapists?
:'''Juliet''': It's very stressful being an Other, Jack.
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:'''Juliet''': You knew this would happen. You sent him out here because you ''knew'' this would happen. You wanted this! You wanted him to die! Why?
:'''Ben''': Why? You're asking me why? After everything I did to get you here, after everything I've done to keep you here - how can you possibly not understand...that you're mine!
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:'''Jack''': Hey. Are you all right? ''[He touches Juliets face]''
:'''Juliet''': He wanted me to kill them. Ben. He sent Harper to tell me to kill them.
:'''Jack''': How could he possibly tell you that?
:'''Juliet''': I don't know! But he knew how to get to me. Don't you see? These people came here to wage war against Ben. And Ben's going to win. And when he does you don't want to be anywere near me.
:'''Jack''': ''[Quietly]'': Why not?
:'''Juliet''': ''[Pause]'': Because he thinks that I'm his. And he knows how I feel about you.
:''[Jack walks up to Juliet, and kisses her]''
:'''Jack''': He knows where to find me.
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:'''Ben''': See you at dinner.

===''The Shape of Things to Come'' [4.09]===

:'''Hurley''': We're all gonna die.
:'''Sawyer''': Calm down, Chicken Little. Sky ain't falling just yet.
:'''Hurley''': This is exactly what he wants. To fight amongst ourselves. You're making a big mistake, dude.
:'''Locke''': It's his to make, Hugo. Let's get on with it.
:'''Sawyer''': Right. ''[pauses]'' I'm attacking Siberia. ''[The camera zooms out revealing that they are playing Risk. Sawyer and Hurley roll the dice, and Sawyer wins.]'' Sorry.
:'''Hurley''': Can't believe you're just giving him Australia. Australia's the key to the whole game.
:'''Sawyer''': Says you.

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:'''Martin Keamy''': Mr. Linus, these are my terms. You're gonna step out the front door, put your hands above your head, and you're gonna walk straight to me. Once I have you in my custody, I promise that no one else in that house will be harmed.
:'''Ben''': You and I both know that once you have me there's nothing to stop you from killing everybody else on this island.
:'''Martin Keamy''': What kind of guy do you think I am?
:'''Ben''': Martin Christopher Keamy, former First Sergeant, United States Marine Corps. Served with distinction from 1996 to 2001, but since then you've worked with a number of mercenary organizations, specifically in Uganda. So I know exactly what kind of man you are, Mr. Keamy, and we can dispense with the formalities.

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:''[Ben tries to dissuade Keamy from killing Alex]''
:'''Ben''': She's not my daughter. I stole her as a baby from an insane woman. She's a pawn, nothing more. She means nothing to me. ''(pauses)'' I'm not coming out of his house. So if you want to kill her, go ahead and...
:''[Keamy shoots Alex]''

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:''[Just after Alex was killed while Ben watched]''
:'''Ben''': He changed the rules.

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:''[The survivors watch as the monster, which is much bigger than ever before and with lightning going though it, attacks the mercenaries at the tree line]''
:'''Locke''': ''[to Ben]'' What did you do?!
:'''Hurley''': You just ''called'' that thing?!

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:'''Jack''': Are you ever gonna take us off this island?
:'''Daniel Faraday''': No.

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:''[Ben has just broken into Charles Widmore's penthouse]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here, Charles, because you murdered my daughter.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Don't stand there looking at me with those horrible eyes of yours, and lay the blame for the death of that poor girl on me, when we both know very well I didn't murder her at all, Benjamin. You did.
:'''Ben''': No, that's not true.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Yes, Benjamin, it is. You creep into my bedroom in the dead of night, like a rat, and have the audacity to pretend that you're the victim? I know who you are, boy, what you are. I know that everything you have you took from me. ''[pauses]'' So. Once again I ask you, why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here, Charles, to tell you that I'm going to kill your daughter. Penelope, is it? And once she's gone, once she's dead, then you'll understand how I feel, and you'll wish you hadn't changed the rules.
:'''Charles Widmore''': You'll never find her. ''[Ben turns around and begins to walk away]'' That island's mine, Benjamin. It always was. It will be again.
:'''Ben''': ''[Turns around]'' But you'll never find it.
:'''Charles Widmore''': Then I suppose the hunt is on for both of us.
:'''Ben''': I suppose it is. Sleep tight, Charles.

===''Something Nice Back Home'' [4.10]===

:''[Phone rings]''

:'''Jack''': - Hello?
:'''Jane (The Secretary)''': Dr. Shephard? Just confirming your 11:00 consult with Ms. Berenberg. It was moved up yesterday, and I know how you are with your calendar.
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Yeah, I remember, Jane. I'll, um... I'll be in there.
:'''Jane (The Secretary)''': Thank you, doctor.
:'''Jack''': All right. Bye.

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:''[Jack batters in one of Aaron's toy]''
:'''Jack''': Son of a bitch..

:'''Jack''': A-rod...
:'''[...]''':
:'''Jack''': Mornin'.
:'''Kate''': Morning yourself. I bought you a razor.
:'''Jack''': What, you don't like the scruff?
:'''Kate''': ''[Laughs softly]'' Razor's by the sink, Jack.
:''[Jack picks a towel for her]''
:''[They kiss]''

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:'''Jack''': ''[Reading to Aaron]'' "Alice took up the fan, and as the hall was very hot she kept fanning herself all the time she went on talking, dear, dear. How queer everything is today. And yesterday,things went on just as usual. I wonder if I've been changed in the night. Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? But if I'm not the same, the next question is, 'who in the world am I?' Aha, that's the great puzzle."

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:'''Kate''': You're a natural.
:'''Jack''': Yeah?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.
:'''Jack''': My old man used to read me that story.
:'''Kate''': Really?
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Kate''': It's just... it's just sweet hearing you say nice things about your dad.
:'''Jack''': I don't say nice things about my dad? Well, he was a good storyteller. I'll give him that.
:''[He comes closer]''
:'''Jack''': You okay?
:'''Kate''': Just,I...I love seeing you with him. I'm so glad you changed your mind. I'm so glad that you're here.
:'''Jack''': Me too.
:''[They kiss and run straight to the bedroom]''

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:'''Jack''': Hey, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': Hey, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Why aren't you taking your meds?
:'''Hurley''': 'Cause we're dead... all of us. All the oceanic six. We're all dead. We never got off that island.
:'''Jack''': Hurley... that is not true.
:'''Hurley''': What'd you do today?
:'''Jack''': What did I do today? I,uh... ''[Sighs]'' I woke up, took a shower. Uh, Kate and I fed the baby.
:'''Hurley''': I thought you didn't want anything to do with Aaron.
:'''Jack''': I changed my mind after the trial.
:'''Hurley''': Living with Kate... taking care of Aaron... it all seems so perfect... just like heaven.
:'''Jack''': Just because I'm happy doesn't mean that this isn't real, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': I was happy, too, Jack... for a while, anyway. Then I saw Charlie. He likes to sit with me on the bench out on the front lawn. It's pretty cool, actually.
:'''Jack''': Okay. ''[Sighs]'' so what do the two of you talk about?
:'''Hurley''': Well, yesterday, he told me you were gonna be coming by. He wanted me to give you a message.
:'''Jack''': A message?
:'''Hurley''': ''[Opens the drawer]'' He made me write it down so I wouldn't mess it up. "You're not supposed to raise him, Jack" Does that make any sense?
:'''Jack''': No, that...doesn't make any sense.
:'''Hurley''': Do you think he means Aaron?
:'''Jack''': Take your meds, Hurley. Just take them.
:'''Hurley''': Hey, Jack? Charlie said someone's gonna be visiting you, too. Soon.

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:'''Kate''': The tent's all set. Everything's ready.
:'''Juliet''': Good. Thanks. Listen, I could use an extra pair of hands in there. You wanna help me out?
:'''Kate''': Um, I don't...I don't think that's a good idea.
:'''Juliet''': It's just holding a mirror. Jack wants to watch the surgery, "talk me through it."
:''[Kate smiles]''
:'''Juliet''': What?
:'''Kate''': I'm just surprised he's not taking it out of himself by now.
:''[They see Jack walking]''
:'''Juliet''': Jack? What are you doin'?
:''[Jack tries to walk without help]''
:'''Jack''': I don't need a stretcher. I can walk 50 feet.
:''[Kate arrives]''
:'''Kate''': I'll help you.
:'''Juliet''': They're gonna be back with the instruments soon. We need to be ready to go as soon as they get back. See you in there.
:''[Kate helps Jack and they walk together]''
:'''Kate''': So it looks like I'm gonna be your nurse.
:'''Jack''': Wouldn't be the first time.
:''[Brief pause]''
:''[Sighs]''
:'''Jack''': Listen, um... if something happens to me...
:'''Kate''': Shut up, Jack.
:''[Jack smiles]''
:'''Jack''': Fair enough.

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:'''Jack''': Kate? Kate? Wake up, Kate.
:'''Kate''': What time is it?
:'''Jack''': It's late. I just got home.
:'''Kate''': Were you working?
:'''Jack''': No. I... I just...had to stop and get something. It just took a while.
:'''Kate''': What's going on? What's wrong?
:'''Jack''': The other night, when I was reading to Aaron, you said... that I was a natural. ''[Sighs]'' do you really... do you really think that I'm good at this?
:'''Kate''': Yeah! You're good at this.
:'''Jack''': ''[pauses]'' Will you marry me?
:'''Kate''': ''[crying]'' Yes.
:''[Jack pulls out a small box and shows the ring]''
:'''Kate''': Of course I will, Yes!
:''[He wears it on her finger]''
:''[They hug]''

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:'''Jin''': Charlotte.
:'''Charlotte''': Yeah?
:'''Jin''': I know you understand me.
:'''Charlotte''': Pardon?
:'''Jin''': I know you speak Korean. You smiled when sun and I talked about you and you were listening to us at the station.
:'''Charlotte''': I'm sorry. Perhaps I can get your wife to translate...
:'''Jin''': You know, if you continue to lie, I'm going to hurt your friend Daniel, I'm going to break his fingers one at a time, do you understand that?
:'''Charlotte''': What do you want?
:'''Jin''': When you helicopter comes for you, you're goning to take my wife off this island.
:'''Charlotte''': What about you and the rest of your friends?
:'''Jin''': Just get her on the helicopter.

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:'''Kate''': ''[On the phone]'': Yeah, I'll just have the nanny stay for an extra couple hours. Jack's never home before 8:00. I could stay for at least an hour.
:''[Kate sees Jack watching her]''
:'''Kate''': I-I gotta go. Jack's home. Yeah, okay. I'll call you later. Bye.
:''[Kate hangs up]''
:'''Kate''': You scared me.
:'''Jack''': ''[Smiles]'' Sorry. I thought you'd be in bed. ''[Brief pause]'' Who was that?
:'''Kate''': That was Noreen.
:'''Jack''': Noreen..
:'''Kate''': She's one of the moms from the park.
:'''Kate''': ''[Smiles]'' What?
:'''Jack''': ''[Smiles]'' Nothing. I just...never heard you mention her before.
:'''Kate''': Well, now you have.
:''[She kisses him]''
:'''Kate''': I'll see you upstairs.

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:'''Bernard''': It went well. She did good. She said you could go back inside if you want to.
:'''Kate''': Thank you
:'''Bernard''': Okay.
:''[Kate enters the tent]''
:'''Juliet''': He didn't lose that much blood. I got the appendix out and put everything back where it belongs, I think.
:'''Kate''': Yeah. So, he's gonna be okay?
:'''Juliet''': He should be fine. We just have to talk him into resting.
:'''Kate''': Good luck with that!
:'''Juliet''': I'm sorry I yelled at you.
:'''Kate''': Don't worry about it. You had enough going on.
:''[Pause]''
:'''Juliet''': You know, he kissed me.
:'''Kate''': What?
:'''Juliet''': The other day, when you came back from the other side of the island, Jack kissed me.
:'''Kate''': Oh...
:'''Juliet''': It was nice. But it wasn't for me. But it was for him. I'm pretty sure he was trying to prove something.
:'''Kate''': Prove what?
:'''Juliet''': That he doesn't love some else.
:''[Pause]''
:'''Kate''': Thank you, Juliet. Thank you for saving his life.
:''[Kate goes out of the tent]''
:''[Pause]''
:'''Juliet''': I know you're awake.
:''[Jack opens his eyes]''

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:''[Kate arrives at home]''
:'''Kate''': Hey you're home early. Where's Veronica?
:'''Jack''': I sent her home. The baby's sleep.
:'''Kate''': Good.
:''[Ice cubes rattle]''
:'''Jack''': Why was she here?
:'''Kate''': Sorry?
:'''Jack''': The nanny. She only works till 4:00. I came home 6:00.
:'''Kate''': I had to run some errands so... ''[Sets keys down]'' I asked her to stay a couple extra hours ''[Pauses]'' What's going on, Jack? Why are you home so early?
:'''Jack''': I went to see Hurley.
:'''Kate''': Today?
:'''Jack''': Last Friday.
:'''Kate''': Why didn't you tell me? I would've gone with you.
:''[Jack laughs]''
:'''Jack''': Because he's crazy, Kate and I didn't wanna upset you. ''[Pauses]'' Where were you today?
:''[Kate kneels in front of him]''
:'''Kate''': I'm gonna ask you... to trust me. Trust me and just leave it be.
:'''Jack''': Where were you?
:'''Kate''': Jack, don't.
:'''Jack''': No, I heard you on the phone last night. Who were you talking to?
:'''Kate''': Just let it go.
:'''Jack''': No, no, I wanna know!
:'''Kate''': No, Jack.
:'''Jack''': I wanna know where you were. I wanna know who you were with.
:'''Kate''': It doesn't matter, Jack. Please.
:'''Jack''': No, TELL ME!
:''[Kate starts to cry]''
:'''Kate''': I was doing something for him.
:'''Jack''': For who?
:'''Kate''': For Sawyer. I made him a promise...
:'''Jack''': What?
:'''Kate''': It doesn't matter. It has nothing to do with us!
:'''Jack''': Then why won't you tell me?
:'''Kate''': Because, because he wouldn't want me to.
:'''Jack''': But he's not here, is he? No, no, he made his choice. He chose to stay.
:'''Jack''': I'm the one who came back. I'm the one who's here. I'm the one who saved you.
:'''Kate''': Jack -You can't, you can't do this. If you have problems, you need to figure them out. All right? 'Cause I can't have you like this around my son.
:'''Jack''': Your son? You're not even related to him!
:'''Kate''': ''[Gasps]'' Hey, sweet pea.

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===''Cabin Fever'' [4.11]===

:'''Locke''': You ever wonder what happened to the Dharma Initiative, Hugo? There must have been at least a hundred of 'em living on this island. Manning the stations, building those homes, making all that ranch dressing that you like. And then, one day, they're all gone, they just disappear. You wanna know where we're going? ''[Walks over to the pit that contains the bodies of the Dharma Initiative]'' We're going to see them.
:'''Hurley''': What happened to them?
:'''Locke''': ''[Jerks his head at Ben]'' He did.

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:''[Locke, Ben, and Hurley are looking for Jacob's cabin]''
:'''Locke''': It should be about two hundred yards this way.
:'''Ben''': You sure it's gonna be there, John?
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry?
:'''Ben''': The cabin. What if its moved, again?
:'''Locke''': It hasn't moved, because I was told this is where it would be.
:'''Ben''': I was told a lot of things too. That I was chosen, that I was special. I end up with a tumor on my spine and my daughter's blood all over my hands.
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry those things happened to you, Ben.
:'''Ben''': Those things had to happen to me. That was my destiny. But you'll understand soon enough that there are consequences to being chosen. Because destiny, John, is a fickle bitch.

===''There's No Place Like Home, Part 1'' [4.12]===

:''[Jack, Kate, Sun, Hurley, Sayid, and Aaron are about to arrive in Honolulu and be questioned by the press]''
:'''Jack''': If we get any questions we don't wanna answer, or that we can't answer, let's just keep our mouths shut. ''[Everyone stares at him without saying anything]'' It's okay, they'll think that we're in shock.
:'''Sun''': We are in shock, Jack.
:'''Jack''': Well, then this should be easy.

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:''[Sayid has just arrived back at the beach in the Zodiac]''
:'''Juliet''': Sayid, where's Desmond?
:'''Sayid''': He's fine, he's on the freighter. Listen, I'm going to start taking people back, six at a time. We have to go right now, before the helicopter gets back to the boat.
:'''Juliet''': Why do we have to go to the boat before the chopper gets back?
:'''Sayid''': Because the men on that helicopter have every intention of killing us all. ''[Juliet looks scared]'' What?
:'''Juliet''': Jack and Kate just went running after it.

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:''[Locke, Ben and Hurley are looking at the armed men in the Orchid Station]''
:'''Locke''': I'm sorry Ben, but maybe I've missed the part where you explain what I'm supposed to do with the armed men inside.
:'''Ben''': I'm gonna take care of 'em.
:'''Locke''': And how the hell are you gonna do that?
:'''Ben''': How many time I have to tell you, John? I always have a plan.

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:''[Hurley opens the box Ben hands to him and finds saltine crackers inside. He eats one.]''
:'''Ben''': You know those are 15 years old?

===''There's No Place Like Home, Part 2'' [4.12]===

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:'''Jack''': We have to go back! WE HAVE TO GO BACK!
:'''Kate''': "We have to go back"? "We have to go back"?
:'''Jack''': Now hold on--
:'''Kate''': Who do you think you are?! You call me over and over again for two days straight, stoned on your pills! And then you show up here with an obituary for Jeremy Bentham. [Sighs] When he came to me and I heard what he had to say, I knew he was crazy. But you... you believed him.
:'''Jack''': Yes.
:'''Kate''': Him, of all people.
:'''Jack''': Yes, Kate, I did, because he said that that was the only way that I could keep you safe--you and Aaron. [Kate slaps Jack]
:'''Kate''': Don't you say his name. I still have to explain to him why you are not there to read to him, so don't you say his name!
:'''Jack''': I'm sorry.
:'''Kate''': I've spent the last three years trying to forget all the horrible things that happened on the day that we left. How dare you ask me to go back?

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:'''Keamy''': So tell me something, Ben. What is it that makes you so important, hmm? I'm curious. I'm curious as to why Mr. Widmore would pay me so much money just to come out here and capture you and bring you back alive.
:'''Ben''': Charles Widmore tell you to kill my daughter?

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:'''Sawyer''': ''[Talking about John and Jack]'' What the hell they talking about in there anyway?
:'''Hurley''': I don’t know. Leader stuff?

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:'''Jack''': What did you want to talk to me about, John?
:'''Locke''': I want you to reconsider leaving the island, Jack. I would like you to stay.
:'''Jack''': You’d like me to stay.
:'''Locke''': Yeah. That’s right.
:'''Jack''': You threw a knife into the back of an unarmed woman, you led half of our people across the island and got most of them killed.
:'''Locke''': Well Jack, you put a gun to my head and pulled the trigger. I was hoping we could let bygones be bygones.

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:'''Jack''': And what am I supposed to do?! Oh, I think I remember- what was it that you said on the way out to the hatch? That crashing here was our destiny.
:'''Locke''': You know, Jack, you know that you’re here for a reason! You know it. And if you leave this place, that knowledge is gonna eat you alive from the inside out… until you decide to come back.
:'''Jack''': Goodbye John.
:'''Locke''': You’re gonna have to lie.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Locke''': If you have to go, then you have to lie about everything, everything that happened since we got to the island. It’s the only way to protect it.
:'''Jack''': It’s an island, John. No one needs to protect it.
:'''Locke''': It’s not an island. It’s a place where miracles happen. And- and if you don’t believe that Jack, if you can’t believe that, just wait 'til you see what I’m about to do.
:'''Jack''': There’s no such thing as miracles.
:'''Locke''': Well... we’ll just have to see which one of us is right.

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:'''Ben''': Am I interrupting? [''Jack turns around and points a gun at Ben''] Nice to see you too, Jack.

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:'''Ben''': Couldn’t find the anthuriums, could you?
:'''Locke''': I don’t know what they look like.

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:'''Locke''': Lie to them, Jack. If you do it half as well as you lie to yourself, they’ll believe you.

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:'''Rose''': Who told you you could eat those peanuts?
:'''Miles''': May I eat these peanuts?
:'''Rose''': I'm gonna keep my eye on you, shortie.

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:'''Miles''': I'm surprised you wanna leave.
:'''Charlotte''': Sorry?
:'''Miles''': It's just weird. You know, after all that time you spent trying to get back here.
:'''Charlotte''': What do you mean, get back here?
:'''Miles''': ...What do I mean?

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:'''Locke''': Is this the magic box?
:'''Ben''': No, John, it's not.
:'''Locke''': What is all this stuff for?
:'''Ben''': Same things that all the Dharma stations are for: silly experiments.

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:'''Edgar Halliwax''': ''(The Orchid Orientation video)'' Hello, I'm Dr. Edgar Halliwax. And this is the orientation film for station six of the Dharma initiative. As you've no doubt surmised, station six or, "The Orchid", is not a botanical research unit. The unique properties of this island have created a kind of casimir effect allowing the Dharma Initiative to conduct unique experiments in both space and time. This is "The Vault". Constructed adjacent to a pocket of what we believe to be negatively charged "exotic matter". Great care must be taken to avoid leaving inorganic materials inside the chamber. The electromagnetic energy within the island can be highly volatile and unpredictable. Now for your own safety and the safety of those around you, metallic objects must never be placed within the vault. ''[Locke looks at Ben putting as many metallic objects in the vault as he can find]'' In our first demonstration, we will attempt to shift the test subject 100 milliseconds ahead in four-dimensional space. For the briefest of moments, the animal will seem to disappear, but in reality... ''[Tape begins rewinding itself]''

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:'''Locke''': Is he talking about what I think he was talking about?
:'''Ben''': If you mean time traveling bunnies, then yes.

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:'''Locke''': ''[As Ben and Locke see the elevator moving to take someone down into the station]'' You expecting someone?
:'''Ben''': May I have my weapon back?

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:'''Keamy''': I know you're down here, Ben. Crouching in the dark, just waiting to take a shot at me. Well, you better aim for the head, Ben! You know, like your boyfriend who shot me in the back, like a coward! This body armor's, um, been known to take a bullet or two in it's time. But before you take your shot, Ben, let me tell you about this. ''[Raises his arm to show a device strapped to his arm, with a green light]'' See that? I took out a bit of a life insurance policy, Ben. It's a heart rate monitor, and it's connected to a radio transmitter, we call it a "Dead Man's Trigger", Ben. If my heart stops beating, it sends a little signal to the 500 pounds of C4 that I've got hardwired out there on the freighter. That'd kill a lot of innocent people, Ben. If you think I'm bluffing, need I remind you of, uh, how your daughter looked as she bled out? Face down on the grass?

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:'''Ben''': ''[After he bursts out of a locker, savagely beats Keamy with a nightstick and stabs him in the throat with his own knife]'' You killed my daughter! You ''killed my DAUGHTER!''

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:'''Locke''': Ben, what did you do? You just killed everybody on that boat.
:'''Ben''': So?

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:'''Charlotte''': I'm gonna stay, Daniel. For now, anyway.
:'''Daniel''': Charlotte...there is no "for now". If you don't come with me for now, it could be forever.
:'''Charlotte''': Nothing's forever.
:'''Daniel''': Why?
:'''Charlotte''': Would it make any sense if I told you I was still looking for where I was born?
:'''Daniel''': N--no. [They laugh as they embrace and Charlotte kisses Faraday on the cheek]
:'''Charlotte''': Good-bye, Daniel.

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:'''Hurley''': Sayid?
:'''Sayid''': Hello, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': I think visiting hours are over, Dude.
:'''Sayid''': This isn't a visit. I want you to come with me.
:'''Hurley''': Come with you where?
:'''Sayid''': Somewhere safe.
:'''Hurley''': And why would I go anywhere with you? I haven't seen you in, like, forever.
:'''Sayid''': Because circumstances have changed.
:'''Hurley''': What circumstances?
:'''Sayid''': Bentham's dead.
:'''Hurley''': What?
:'''Sayid''': Two days ago.
:'''Hurley''': What happened?
:'''Sayid''': They said it was suicide.
:'''Hurley''': What do you mean, they "said" it was suicide? And why are you calling him "Bentham"? His name is--
:'''Sayid''': Don't say it. We're being watched.
:'''Hurley''': Dude, I've been having regular conversations with dead people. The last thing I need now is paranoia.
:'''Sayid''': I just killed a man who's been perched outside this facility for the last week. I'm finding paranoia keeps me alive.
:'''Hurley''': We're not going back, are we?
:'''Sayid''': No. Just somewhere safe.
:'''Hurley''': Okay then. Hold on a sec. Checkmate, Mr. Eko.

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:'''Christian''': You can go now, Michael.
:'''Michael''': Who are you? [The freighter explodes]

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:'''Sun''': Excuse me. Mr. Widmore?
:'''Widmore''': Yes.
:'''Sun''': I'm Sun Kwon... Mr. Paik's daughter. I'm the managing director of Paik Industries.
:'''Widmore''': Yes, of course. How is your father?
:'''Sun''': Excellent, thank you.
:'''Widmore''': Quite the golfer. I believe I owe him dinner after our last game.
:'''Sun''': Are you really going to pretend that you don't know who I am?
:'''Widmore''': I'm afraid I don't know what you're talking about, Ms. Kwon.
:'''Sun''': Yes, you do know, Mr. Widmore... just like you know we've been lying all this time about where we were and what happened to us there. You and I have common interests. When you're ready to discuss them... [Sun hands Widmore her business card] Call me. As you know, we're not the only ones who left the island. [Sun walks away]
:'''Widmore''': Ms. Kwon? Why would you want to help me?

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:'''Ben''': Sometimes good command decisions are compromised by bad emotional responses.

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:'''Sawyer''': Nice day for a swim.
:'''Juliet''': What are you doing here?
:'''Sawyer''': Decided to take a dip. Whatcha cebratin'? [Pointing at Juliet's bottle of rum]
:'''Juliet''': I'm not celebrating. [Sawyer then sees the smoke of the freighter on the horizon]
:'''Sawyer''': Is that our boat?
:'''Juliet''': It was.

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:'''Locke''': Jacob told me what we had to do. You don't get to make all the decisions--
:'''Ben''': He told you what to do, but he didn't tell you how because he wants me to suffer the consequences.
:'''Locke''': What consequences?
:'''Ben''': Whoever moves the island can never come back. So I'd like you to get on the elevator, John, and go back up. Richard and my people will be waiting 2 miles east of the Orchid.
:'''Locke''': Waiting for me?
:'''Ben''': Ready, willing and able to share what they know. And then they will follow your every word. Good-bye, John. I'm sorry I made your life so miserable. [Ben shakes Locke's hand for the last time and leaves]
:'''Locke''': What do I tell 'em to do?
:'''Ben''': You'll find your way, John. You always do.

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:'''Richard''': Hello, John. Welcome home.

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:'''Ben''': I hope you're happy now Jacob.

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:'''Phone Call''': [Played in reverse] The Island needs you. You have to go back before its too late.

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:'''Claire''': Don't bring him back, Kate. Don't you dare bring him back.

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:'''Hurley''': I can't believe he did it.
:'''Kate''': Who did what?
:'''Hurley''': Locke. He moved the island.
:'''Jack''': No, he didn't.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, really? 'Cause... one minute it was there, and the next it was gone, so... unless we, like, overlooked it, Dude, that's exactly what he did. But... if you've got another explanation, man, I'd love to hear it.

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:'''Jack''': How long till we'll hit land?
:'''Lapidus''': Well, if the wind's not too brutal... eight, nine hours. (Drops plank) Just long enough to give you a nice, convincing sunburn.
:'''Jack''': Well... it's been a pleasure, Frank. I hope we never see each other again.
:'''Lapidus''': Roger that, Doc.

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:'''Desmond''': Are you sure about this, brother?
:'''Jack''': Are you sure?
:'''Desmond''': As long as I've got Penny... I'll be fine.
:'''Jack''': Don't let him find you, Desmond. I'll see you in another life, brother.
:'''Desmond''': Aye. I guess you will.

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:'''Ben''': Hello, Jack. [Ben startles Jack from behind him in the funeral home, while looking a "Jeremy Bentham's" body] Sorry. Didn't mean to scare you. Did he tell you that I was off the island?
:'''Jack''': Yes, he did.
:'''Ben''': When did you speak to him?
:'''Jack''': About a month ago.
:'''Ben''': And Kate?
:'''Jack''': Yeah. Yeah, he came to see her, too.
:'''Ben''': And what did he say to you?
:'''Jack''': He told me... that after I left the island, some very bad things happened. And he told me that it was my fault for leaving. And he said that I had to come back.
:'''Ben''': Yes, I heard that you've been flying on passenger planes... hoping that you'd crash. That's dark, Jack, very dark.
:'''Jack''': Why are you here?
:'''Ben''': I'm here to tell you that the island won't let you come alone. All of you have to go back.
:'''Jack''': Are you... Sayid--I don't even know where Sayid is. Hurley... is insane. Sun blames me for... and then Kate... she won't even talk to me anymore.
:'''Ben''': Perhaps I can help you with that. This is the way it has to be, Jack. It's the only way. You have to do it together, all of you.
:'''Jack''': How?
:'''Ben''': I have a few ideas. [Jack turns to leave] Jack... I said, all of you. We're gonna have to bring him, too.
[Both Jack and Ben look back down at the body, who is revealed to be John Locke]

==Season Five==
===''Because You Left'' [5.01]===

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:'''Dharma Worker''': There's an open chamber about twenty meters in behind the rock. There's something in there. And the only way to get it is to lay charges here and here, blast through it-
:'''Pierre Chang (From Orientation videos)''': Under no circumstances. This station is being built here because it's proximity to what we believe to be an almost limitless energy and that energy, once we can harness it correctly, it's going to allow us to manipulate time.
:'''Worker''': Right... Okay, so what? We're gonna go back and kill Hitler?
:'''Pierre Chang''': Don't be absurd. There are rules. Rules that can't be broken.
:'''Worker''': So what ''do'' you want me to do?
:'''Pierre Chang''': You're gonna do nothing. If you drill even one centimeter further, you risk releasing that energy. If that would've happened... God help us all.

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(Jack stares at Locke's body, Ben comes up with a stretcher)
:'''Ben''': Why don't you close that up now Jack? Come on, let's get him in the van, it's out back.
:'''Jack''': Where are we taking him?
:'''Ben''': We'll worry about that once we pick up Hugo.
:'''Jack''': Hurley - is locked away in a mental institution.
:'''Ben''': Which should make recruiting him considerably easier than the rest of your friends.
:'''Jack''': They're not my friends anymore.
:'''Ben''': Well that's the spirit...
:'''Jack''': How did we get here...? How did all of this happened?
:'''Ben''': It happened because you left, Jack... Now let's get started shall we?
(Ben closes Jeremy Bentham's coffin)

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:'''Sawyer''': First things first. Give me your shirt.
:'''Daniel''': My shirt?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah.
:'''Daniel''': I really think we have far more pressing matters then me giving you a shirt. How about we just keep moving, okay?
:'''Sawyer''': How about we call a time out so you can tell us what the hell's going on?
:'''Daniel''': How about you trust me?
:'''Sawyer''': Trust you? I don't even know you!
:'''Daniel''': We really do not have time for me to try to explain. You have no idea how difficult that would be for me to try to explain this-this phenomenon to a quantum physicist. That would be difficult. So for me to try to explain whatevers happened-
:''[Sawyer slaps Daniel]''
:'''Charlotte''': Oy! What the bloody hell do you think you're doing?
:'''Sawyer''': Shut it, ginger, or you're getting one too. Now talk.
:'''Daniel''': This island... Think of the island like a record spinning on a turntable. Only now, that record is skipping. Whatever Ben Linus did down at the Orchard station... I think it may have... dislodged us.
:'''Miles''': Dislodged us from what?
:'''Daniel''': ... Time.

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:'''Hurley''': So when'd you become so paranoid?
:'''Sayid''': If you'd spent the last two years doing the things I was doing, you'd be paranoid, too.
:'''Hurley''': Oh, yeah? Paranoid like what? What kind of things?
:'''Sayid''': I was working for Benjamin Linus.
:'''Hurley''': Wait. He's on our side now?
:'''Sayid''': Listen to me, Hurley. If you ever have the misfortune of running into him, whatever he tells you, just do the opposite.

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:''[At drive through]''
:'''Hurley''': Wanna fry?
:'''Sayid''': No, thank you.
:'''Hurley''': You know maybe if you ate more comfort food, you wouldn't have to go around shooting people.

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:'''Hurley''': So that dude you pocked outside Santa Rosa, who was he?
:'''Sayid''': I don't care. He was armed and he was watching you. That made him an enemy.
:'''Hurley''': You think he was going to kill me?
:'''Sayid''': I'm not taking risks after Bentham died.
:'''Hurley''': You mean Locke?
:'''Sayid''': Yeah, I mean Locke.
:'''Hurley''': I need a cool code name.

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:'''Charlotte''': Hey, you think he's looking for us?
:'''Miles''': Who?
:'''Charlotte''': Widmore
:'''Miles''': It took him, like, 20 years to find this place the first time. I'll start holding my breath now.

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:'''Dan''' (staring at the hatch crater): Is this the hatch?
:'''Sawyer''': It was. Blown up, just like we left it.
:'''Dan''': Okay. So when we are now... It's now after you and your people crashed on the island.
:'''Sawyer''': You sayin' our camp is back on the beach again?
:'''Dan''': It's possible, yeah.
:'''Sawyer''': Good. I'm going back.
:'''Dan''': Hey. No, no. (stoping him) It's pointless.
:'''Sawyer''': More pointless than staring at a hole in the ground?
:'''Dan''': We don't know when the next flash is coming. By the time you get back to the beach, the camp could be gone again.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah. But what if it ain't? Hell, what if the helicopter hasn't even taken off yet?
:'''Juliet''': We could warn them. Stop them from ever flying to that boat.
:'''Dan''': That is not the way it works.
:'''Sawyer''': Who says?
:'''Dan''': You cannot change anything. You can't. Even if you tried to, it wouldn't work.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''Dan''': Time it's like a street, all right? We can move forward on that street, we can move in reverse, but we cannot ever create a new street. If we try to do anything different, we will fail every time. Whatever happened, happened.

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:'''Richard''': Next time we see each other, I'm not gonna recognize you, all right? You give me this.
(He gives Locke a compass)
:'''Locke''': What is this?
:'''Richard''': It's a compass.
:'''Locke''': What does it do?
:'''Richard''': It points north, John. Look, I wish I had time to be more sensitive about this because it's a lot to swallow, but you need to know it in order to do what you gotta do. So I'm just gonna say it, okay? The only way to save the island, John, is to get your people back here. The ones who left.
:'''Locke''': Jack, Kate? But the chopper was headed for the boat. The boat...
:'''Richard''': No, they're fine, John, and they're already home, so you have to convince them to come back.
:'''Locke''': How... How am I supposed to do that?
:'''Richard''': You're gonna have to die, John.
(The sky flashes again and Richard disappears)

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:'''Dan''' (knocking at the hatch back door): Please, please, please. Let this work.
(The door opens, Desmond comes out and aims at Dan with a rifle)
:'''Dan''': Don't shoot.
:'''Desmond''': Then you'd best explain why you've been bangin' on my door for the last 20 minutes, brother.
:'''Dan''': Desmond.
:'''Desmond''' (slowly lowering the rifle): Are you him?
:'''Dan''': "Him"? Who?
:'''Desmond''': My replacment.
:'''Dan''': No, I'm not. (Desmond points the rifle at him again) I'm not. I'm not. I'm...
:'''Desmond''': Do I know you?
:'''Dan''': Yeah... in a way. But listen, that's not important. What is important, Desmond, is what I'm about to say to you. I need you to listen. You're the only person who can help us because, Desmond... The rules... The rules don't apply to you. You're special. You're uniquely and miraculously special.
:'''Desmond''': What are you talking about?
(The sky begins to hum)
:'''Dan''': Okay, listen to me. Listen! If the helicopter somehow made it off the island, if you got home...
:'''Desmond''': What helicopter? What are you talking about?!
:'''Dan''': Listen, I need you to listen, or people are gonna die. My name is Daniel Faraday, and right now me and everyone else you left behind. We're in serious danger. You're the only person who can help us. I need you to go back to Oxford University. Go back to where we met. I need you to go there and find my mother. Her name is...
(The sky flashes and Desmond wakes up in his bed)

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:''[As sky lights up for third time shift]''
:'''Sawyer''': Son of a-
:''[Time shifts, shows it's daylight]''
:'''Sawyer''': Bitch...

===''The Lie'' [5.02]===

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:'''Hurley''': Dude they'll find out.
:'''Jack''': Not if we stick to the story.
:'''Sayid''': I don't know, Jack. It could be a risk.
:'''Jack''': It's the only way. We have to do this.
:'''Lapidus''': You're still at it, huh?
:'''Jack''': Look, we're running out of time. We've got to make a decision now. So are we all okay with this?
:'''Sayid''': This is a decision that will affect the rest of our lives. I'm not taking it lightly.
:'''Jack''': Kate?
:'''Kate''': Yeah.
:'''Jack''': Sun?
:''[Sun nods]''
:'''Jack''': Frank?
:'''Lapidus''': What?
:'''Jack''': Sorry you got dragged into this, but we need to know that you're with us.
:'''Lapidus''': Whatever you guys decide, I'll just roll with.
:'''Jack''': Hurley, what about you?
:'''Hurley''': I don't think we should lie dude.
:'''Jack''': We need to protect the people that we left behind, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': How does lying protect them?
:'''Jack''': It protects them from Charles Widmore. The guy hired a boatload of people to kill all of us. He faked the plane crash, and you think telling him the truth he's just gonna.. he's gonna leave them alone?
:'''Hurley''': ''[To Penny]'' Look he's your dad right? Can't you just like.. call him off?
:'''Penny''': There's no calling my father off.
:'''Hurley''': But, he'll never find 'em. I mean the Island disappeared, we all saw it, it's gone... BLUP!
:'''Jack''': You thing anyone's gonna believe that? Believe any of it? They're gonna think you're crazy.
:'''Hurley''': Unless someone backs me up.
:''[He looks at Sayid]''
:'''Hurley''': Sayid, come on. They'll think I'm nuts if I tell the truth but what if we all do? I mean if we can stick together, we can make 'em believe us. I don't wanna spend the rest of my life lying, do you?!
:'''Sayid''': No, but I don't believe we have a better choice... I'm sorry Hurley but we have to lie.
:'''Hurley''': You know what dude? I'm gonna remember this. And some day you're gonna need my help and I'm telling you right now... You're not getting it.

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:''[After being pulled over]''
:'''Hurley''': Okay, okay, okay. Just stay calm.
:''[Cop knocks on window, Hurley rolls it down]''
:'''Cop''': What the hell where you thinking?
:'''Hurley''':... Ana Lucia?
:'''Ana Lucia''': You were driving like a maniac. And why'd you pull over?
:'''Hurley''': I just... I thought...
:'''Ana Lucia''': You didn't think. What if I were real? What if a real cop stopped you? They already have pictures of you covered in blood with a gun in your hand.
:'''Hurley''': Actually, it's ketchup. We, uh, went to a drive-through and uh...
:'''Ana Lucia''': Bro, you need to pull it together. You've got a lot of work to do.
:'''Hurley''': I do?
:'''Ana Lucia''': Let's start with the basics. First off, you need new clothes. Then, you need to go to a safe place and take Sayid to somebody you trust. You getting all this?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah.
:'''Ana Lucia''': Then get to it. And stay away from the cops. Do not get arrested.
:'''Hurley''': Thanks, Ana Lucia.
:'''Ana Lucia''': Oh, yeah... Libby says hi.

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:'''Hurley''': Okay. See, we did crash, but it was on this crazy island. And we waited for rescue, and there wasn't any rescue. And there was a smoke monster, and then there were other people on the island. We called them the Others, and they started attacking us. And we found some hatches, and there was a button you had to push every 108 minutes or... well, I was never really clear on that. But... the Others didn't have anything to do with the hatches. That was the DHARMA Initiative. The Others killed them, and now they're trying to kill us. And then we teamed up with the Others because some worse people were coming on a freighter. Desmond's girlfriend's father sent them to kill us. So we stole their helicopter and we flew it to their freighter, but it blew up. And we couldn't go back to the island because it disappeared, so then we crashed into the ocean, and we floated there for a while until a boat came and picked us up. And by then, there were six of us. That part was true. But the rest of the people... who were on the plane? They're still on that island.
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:'''Ben''': Hello, Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': Ahh! ''[Throws Hot Pocket at him, misses and it hits wall]'' Get away from me. Get away!
:'''Ben''': Hugo, I know you're in trouble. And I can assure you, I've taken care of everything. I have a car waiting for us out back. The police didn't see me come in. I can get you out of here.
:'''Hurley''': No way, dude. Sayid warned me about you.
:'''Ben''': I'm taking you to Sayid. He's with Jack. That's why I'm here, Hugo. Jack called me. How else would I know that they're together?
:'''Hurley''': No. You're playing one of your mind games. They'd never trust you.
:'''Ben''': In their defense, I'm not an easy person to trust. But they came around when they realized that we all want the same thing.
:'''Hurley''': And what's that?
:'''Ben''': To go back to the island. Come with us, Hugo. And this'll be over. You can stop hiding. You can stop worrying about the stories and the deceptions. If you come with me, you won't ever have to lie again. Please... Let me help you.
:'''Hurley''': Never, dude.
:''[Hurley turns and runs]''

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:'''Young Widmore''': I want you to tell me everything or I'll cut off her other hand.
:'''Juliet''': What?!
:'''Sawyer''': Other?
:'''Young Widmore''': The first one isn't negotiable. It's just to illustrate how serious I am.

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:'''Carmen Reyes''': Why is there a dead Pakistani on my couch?

===''Jughead [5.03]===

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:'''Richard''': How do I know you weren’t sent here on some suicide mission? I’ll take you out to the bomb, and you’ll just detonate it.
:'''Dan''': ''[pause]'' Because I'm in love with the woman sitting next to me. ''[Charlotte looks up in shock]'' And I would never...I would never do anything to hurt her.

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:'''Sawyer''': How'd you learn to speak Latin?
:'''Juliet''': Others 101. It's the language of the enlightened.
:'''Sawyer''': Enlightened, my ass.

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:''[Dan and Charlotte are sitting at a table]''
:'''Charlotte''': You didn't have to say that.
:'''Dan''': Say what?
:'''Charlotte''': ''[smiles]'' That you loved me. And I'm pretty sure that there are other ways you could have convinced him you weren't going to blow up the entire island.
:'''Dan''': I said what I said because I meant it, Charlotte.

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:'''Sawyer''': Hate to break this up, but Heidi's taking the geek on a death march in the jungle.

===''The Little Prince [5.04]===

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:''[Locke, Charlotte, Dan, Miles, Juliet, and Sawyer are in a longboat headed to the Orchid Station, being attacked by an unknown assailant. The sky lights up for a time shift]''
:'''Sawyer''': Thank you, Lord!
:''[Time shift puts them in the middle of a thunderstorm]''
:'''Sawyer''': I take that back!

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:'''Sawyer''': I saw Kate.
:'''Juliet''': What?
:'''Sawyer''': Last night, in the jungle. Before the last flash. She was delivering Claire's baby.
:'''Juliet''': But that was two months ago.
:'''Sawyer''': Time travel's a bitch.

===''This Place Is Death'' [5.05]===

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:''[Locke, Sawyer, Juliet, Miles and Jin finally reached "The Orchid"]''
:'''Locke''': We're here.
:'''Juliet''': Thank God. What are the odds that we would end up in the same time as this thing?
:''[Time shifts and "The Orchid" disappears]''
:'''Sawyer''': You just had to say somethin'.

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:''[Locke, Sawyer, Juliet, Miles and Jin finally find the well Charlotte talked about]''
:'''Sawyer''': You're going down there?
:'''Locke''': Aha...
:'''Sawyer''': What exactly are you hoping to find?
:'''Locke''': A way off the Island.
:'''Sawyer''': Expecting a subway!?
:'''Locke''': ''[Smiling]'' Goodbye, James.

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:'''Jin''': Please, translate!
:'''Sawyer''': You heard the man, translate!
:'''Miles''': Dude, he's Korean. I'm from Encino.

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:'''Charlotte''': I've been here before.
:'''Dan''': You've been...you've been here before?
:'''Charlotte''': I grew up here. On the island. There was this thing, this DHARMA Initiative, and then I moved away with my mum. Just my mum, and I never saw my dad again. Then when I got back to England, I would ask my mum about this place, but she would say that it wasn't real, and that I'd made it up. That's why I became an anthropologist. To find this island again. It's what I've been searching for my whole life.
:'''Dan''': Charlotte, why are you telling me this?
:'''Charlotte''': Because I remember something now. When I was little, living here, there was this man, this crazy man. He really scared me. And he told me that I had to leave the island and never ever come back. He told me that if I came back to the island, I would die.
:'''Dan''': Charlotte, I don't understand.
:'''Charlotte''': Daniel! I think that man was you.

===''316'' [5.06]===
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:''[Jack looks into coach and sees other passengers]''
:''Jack'': And the other people on this plane--what's gonna happen to them?
:''Ben'': Who cares?

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:''[Jack and Ben, in the 316 Ajira flight]''
:'''Jack''': ''[Nervous]'' How can you read?
:'''Ben''': ''[Keeps reading]'' My mother taught me. ''[Pretty funny smile]'' I can read, Jack, because it beats what you are doing.
:'''Jack''': What's that?
:'''Ben''': Waiting for something to happen.
:'''Jack''': And what ''is'' gonna happen?
:'''Ben''': You tell me, Jack, you're the one that got to stay after school with Ms. Hawking.
:'''Jack''': Did you know that Locke killed himself?
:'''Ben''': No. No, I didn't.
:'''Jack''': ''[Takes out the suicide note Locke left for him]'' They found this stuffed in his pocket... and I've been trying to get rid of it but it's like it's... following me. I know it sounds crazy but... it feels like John needs me to read it.
:'''Ben''': Why don't you then? Is it because you're afraid?
:'''Jack''': Afraid of what?
:'''Ben''': Afraid that he blames you, that it's your fault he killed himself.
:'''Jack''': Was it my fault?
:'''Ben''': No, Jack, it wasn't your fault. Let me give you some privacy.
:''[Ben changes his seat, and Jack reads the note: '''"Jack, I wish you had believed me. JL"''']''
:''[Turbulences and a flash like those from the Island start]''

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:''[Jack and Frank, who is the pilot of Ajira Flight 316]''
:'''Frank''': Well. Hello, Doc. Small world. What are you doing going to Guam?
: '''Jack''': What are you doing here, Frank?
: '''Frank''': Well, I picked this gig up about eight months ago. I fly this route all the time. Sometimes I take the big birds into New ''[looks up and sees Sayid]''...Delhi. Is that Sayid? ''[sees Hurley]'' And Hurley. ''[sees Kate, then Sun]'' Wait a second...We're not going to Guam, are we?

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:'''Jack''': It's pretty crazy, huh?
:'''Kate''': Which part?
:'''Jack''': Hurley, Sayid and Ben on the same plane. How did they end up here?
:'''Kate''': They bought a ticket.
:'''Jack''': You don't think that it means something? That somehow we're all back together?
:'''Kate''': We're on the same plane, Jack. Doesn't make us together.

===''The Life and Death of Jeremy Bentham'' [5.07]===

:'''Charles Widmore''': There is a war coming, John. And if you're not on the Island by the time it starts, the wrong side is going to win.

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:'''Locke''': What makes you think that I'm so special?
:'''Charles Widomore''': Because you are.

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:'''Ilana''': Nobody remembers you being on the plane
:'''Locke''': Well, I don't remember being on it either.
:'''Ilana''': What do you remember?
:'''Locke''': I remember a lot.
:'''Ilana''': Like why you're dressed up so nice?
:'''Locke''': No, but I can guess.
:'''Ilana''': Please. Guess.
:'''Locke''': I think this suit is what they were gonna bury me in.
:'''Ilana''': Sorry?
:'''Locke''': You asked what I remembered. I remember dying.

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:''[Locke is staring at injured and unconscious Ben]''
:'''Ceasar''': You know him?
:'''Locke''': Yeah. He's the man who killed me.
:''[The episode ends]''

===''LaFleur'' [5.08]===

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:'''Jin''': Daniel... No more flash?
:'''Dan''': No. No more flash. The record is spinning again. We're just not on the song we wanna be on.

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:'''Sawyer''': I got good news and bad news. What you want first?
:'''Horace''': Good news.
:'''Sawyer''': You're a daddy. Bad news is you missed it.
:'''Horace''': Oh, gosh. Amy... She had the baby?
:'''Sawyer''': It's a boy.
:'''Horace''': A boy?
:''[Sawyer shakes his head "Yes"]''
:'''Sawyer''': Now how about you tell me... why you're too busy drinking and blowing up trees to see him be born?
:'''Horace''': I was, uh... I was looking for a pair of socks, and all of mine were dirty, so I went to grab a pair of Amy's, and... I found this... In the back of her drawer.
:''[He shows Sawyer Paul's necklace]''
:'''Horace''': It was Paul's.
:'''Sawyer''': You got in a fight over a necklace?
:'''Horace''': I know. But... It's only been three years, Jim. Just three years that he's been gone. Is that really long enough to get over someone?
:'''Sawyer''': I had a thing for a girl once. And I had a shot at her, but I didn't take it. For a little while, I'd lay in bed every night, wondering if it was a mistake. Wondering if... I'd ever stop thinking about her. And now I can barely remember what she looks like. I mean, her face... it's.. She's just gone, and she ain't never coming back. So... Is three years long enough to get over someone? Absolutely.

===''Namaste'' [5.09]===

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: ''[Commercial airliner Ajura Airlines Flight 316 is flying through a night sky through some thick dark coloured clouds. Inside the plane; Jack, Ben, Kate, Hurley, Sayid and Sun all sit in first class waiting to be returned to the island. In the cockpit pilot Frank Lapidus is enerved by the situation after seeing Jack and all the rest of the Oceanic Six on board the plane. Sitting next to him is a co-pilot who is monitoring the planes dials]''
: '''Co-Pilot:''' Do you want to hear something crazy?
: '''FRANK:''' Yeah. What’s that?
: '''Co-Pilot:''' Did you see the big guy; who got on in L.A.? Sitting in first class, curly hair, guitar case?
: '''Frank:''' What about him?
: '''Co-Pilot:''' He’s one of the Oceanic 6. The guy must have nerves of steel, man. He survives a full on commercial airliner crash now he’s flying over the same South Pacific.
: '''Frank:''' Yeah, well. Maybe he doesn’t believe lightning will strike twice in the same place.
: ''[The co-pilot smiles at Frank when suddenly a severe case of turbalance strikes the plane rocking it for several seconds. Frank appears nervous. A few seconds later the turbalance subsides. The co-pilot looks over at Frank]''
: '''Co-Pilot:''' You all right there Frank?
: '''Frank:''' I’m just fine.

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:''[Following the crash of Flight 316, Frank leaves the cockpit and enters the first class seating area which is in pieces with seats and plane parts all over the place. Frank looks around, Jack, Kate, Hurley and Sayid are all gone. Sun gets up and she and Frank notice each other]''
:'''Frank:''' Sun?!
: '''Sun:''' Frank.
: '''Frank:''' Sun. You alright?
: ''[Sun scans the cabin noticing the mess and that the rest of the Oceanic Six have disappeared]''
: '''Sun:''' Oh my God! What happened?
: '''Frank:''' I don’t know.
: ''[Pause]''
: '''Frank:''' Where’s everyone else? Jack? Kate? Hurley? Sayid? Where’d they all go?
: ''[Ben Linus suddenly appears behind Frank]''
: '''Ben:''' They’re gone!
: '''Frank:''' Gone? Gone where?
: '''Ben:''' How would I know?

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: ''[Having been reunited with Hurley, Kate and Jack at the end of Namaste, Sawyer speaks to the trio for the first time in three years]''
: '''Hurley:''' ''[To Sawyer]'' You’re alive! DUDE! I can’t believe it!
: ''[Hurley embraces Sawyer, lifting him off the ground in the process]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Ha, ha. Easy on the ribs their Kong.
: '''Hurley:''' Kong...I actually missed that.
: '''Sawyer:''' I missed you too Hugo.
: ''[Jack moves in to shake Sawyer's hand]''
: '''Jack:''' Sawyer.
: '''Sawyer:''' Doc.
: ''[Kate approaches Sawyer and hugs him]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Hi. Good to see you, Kate.
: '''Kate:''' You too, James.
: ''[Sawyer looks at the group]''
: '''Sawyer:''' I can't believe it! You’re really here. Son of a bitch actually did it. [John] Locke said he was gonna bring you back, but...[looks around] where is he?
: '''Jack:''' [Bluntly] John’s dead.
: '''Sawyer:''' Dead? How?
: '''Jack:''' Doesn’t matter, he’s gone.
: '''Hurley:''' So what’s up with you guys in the old Dharma jump suits?
: [Sawyer turns to Jin]
: '''Sawyer:''' You didn’t tell them?
: ''[Jin now speaks perfect English]''
: '''Jin:''' No. I was waiting for you.
: '''Kate:''' Tell us what?
: '''Sawyer:''' We’re in the Dharma Initiative.
: '''Jack:''' They came back to the Island?
: '''Sawyer:''' No, we came back. And so did you. ''[Pause]'' It’s Nineteen Seventy-seven...

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: ''[While waiting in the North Valley for Sawyer to return to tell them what to do, Kate approaches Jack who is tapping his now broken wristwatch]''
: '''Kate:''' So this woman who told you how to come back, did she mention that it would be thirty years ago?
: '''Jack:''' No! Nope, she left that part out.
: '''Kate:''' So what are we supposed to do now?
: '''Jack:''' I’m not sure yet.

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: ''[In the North Valley, Sawyer retruns with clothes and instructions for Jack, Kate and Hurley. He gets out of the van]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Alright listen. Y’all gonna be the second batch of recruits coming in off the sub. It should be pulling into port right about now so we ain’t got much time. ''[Looks at Jack]'' Nice suit, doc. Not exactly Island wear, try this.
: ''[Sawyer throws Jack some 1977 style clothes including a shirt and a pair of trousers]''
: '''Jack:''' You want us to say we came in on the sub? How’s that going to work?
: '''Sawyer:''' Everyone gets knocked out before the trip, so no one meets each other until we process ‘em.
: '''Jack:''' Look. We need to find the rest of people from the plane.
: '''Sawyer:''' If there was a plane then Jin will find it. So we’ve got about ten minutes to make intake or you’ll be camping in the jungle for a long time. There isn’t another batch of recruits due in for six months.
: ''[Jack turns to Kate]''
: '''Jack:''' Whaddya think?
: '''Kate:''' I think we should listen to Sawyer.
: '''Hurley:''' I vote for not camping too.
: '''Sawyer:''' Trust me doc. You'll do what I say then everything will be fine.
: ''[Brief pause. Jack nods in agreement]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Ok then. Let’s move.
: ''[Sawyer followed by the other three get into the Dharma Minivan]''

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: ''[In his Dharma Minivan, Sawyer drives Hurley, Jack and Kate to the Barracks]''
: '''Hurley:''' Ok. So, it’s Nineteen Seventy-seven?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yup.
: '''Hurley:''' And you guys are all members of the Dharma Initiative?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yup.
: '''Hurley:''' Well, you do realise those dudes get wiped out right? I mean I saw the pit where all the bodies got dumped.
: '''Sawyer:''' What about it?
: '''Hurley:''' Well; aren’t you gonna warn ‘em? Aren’t you gonna stop it from happening?
: '''Sawyer:''' I ain’t here to play Nostradamus to these people. Besides, Faraday’s got some interesting theories about what we can and can’t do here.
: ''[Jack leans into the conversation from the backseat]''
: '''Jack:''' Did you say Faraday? He’s still here?
: '''Sawyer:''' Not any more!

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: ''[After arriving back on the main island in 2007; Sun and Frank arrive at the Dharma Barracks. The place is derserted and falling apart. suddenly the wind picks up blowing the trees and errie whispers are heard. Sun and Frank turn to and look as the light in the Dharma processing building comes on. They exchange uneasy glances as the door creaks open to reveal Jack's father Christian Shepard]''
: '''Christian:''' Hello.
: '''Frank:''' Who the hell are you?
: '''Christian:''' My name is Christian.
: '''Sun:''' I’m looking for my husband. His name is Jin Kwon. Do you know where he is?
: '''Christian:''' Follow me...
: ''[Christian re-enters the delapidated Dharma Processing Centre and Sun follows. A nervous Frank follows after Sun. Inside; Christian shines a torch on several pictures looking for one to show Sun]''
: '''Sun:''' What is this place?
: '''Christian:''' Seventy two, Seventy six, Seventy eight...
: '''Sun:''' Where is my husband?
: '''Christian:''' Ah! Here we go. Seventy seven. ''[Removes the picture from the wall]'' He’s um, he’s with your friends.
: '''Sun:''' What are you talking about? What friends?
: ''[Christian walks over to Sun and Frank as the wind begins to blow strongly outside causing the door to open. He hands Sun the picture and shines the torch on it so that both Sun and Frank can see it]''
: '''Christian:''' I’m sorry but you’ve got a bit of a journey ahead of you.
: ''[Sun looks at the picture. There is a banner labeled “New Recruits” hanging over a group of people including Jack, Kate and Hurley. They are wearing Dharma jump suits. Sun and Frank look at each other shocked and confused]''

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: ''[Having seen Sayid been arrested and locked up by Sawyer and Jin, Jack heads round to Sawyer's house to speak with him about the situation]''
:'''Sawyer''': What can I do for you, Jack?
:'''Jack''': I don't even know where to start. Uh... How about with Sayid?
:'''Sawyer''': I had no choice. He was running around in the jungle, got caught by my people. And seein' as how he can't tell the truth about how he got here, I had to improvise.
:'''Jack''': Improvise?
:'''Sawyer''': Aha. And for now, Sayid is safe, which is all that matters.
:'''Jack''': So where do we go from here?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm working on it.
:'''Jack''': Really? Because it looked to me like you were reading a book.
:''[Sawyer smiles]''
:'''Sawyer''': I heard once Winston Churchill read a book every night, even during the Blitz. He said it made him think better. It's how I like to run things. I think. I'm sure that doesn't mean that much to you, 'cause back when you were calling the shots, you pretty much just reacted. See, you didn't think, Jack, and as I recall, a lot of people ended up dead.
:'''Jack''': I got us off the island.
:'''Sawyer''': But here you are... Right back where you started. So I'm gonna go back to reading my book, and I'm gonna think 'cause that's how I saved your ass today. And that's how I'm gonna save Sayid's tomorrow. All you gotta do is go home, get a good night's rest. I do what I do
:''[He leads Jack to the door and opens it]''
:'''Sawyer''': Now ain't that a relief?
:'''Jack''': Yeah.
:''[Jack leaves]''

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: ''[In the Dharma security facility security guard Phil is on duty. A teenage boy enters the room and approachs Phil at his desk]''
: '''Young Ben:''' Hey Phil. I am just going to go in there and deliver him a sandwich.
: '''Phil:''' Alright.
: ''[The boy enters an adjacent room where Sayid is being held in a cell]''
: '''Young Ben:''' Hello. I brought you a sandwich.
: ''[Sayid goes over to the cells railings and takes the paper bag containing the sandwich from young Ben]''
: '''Sayid:''' Thank you.
: '''Young Ben:''' I didn't put any mustard on it, but if you want some, I can go and get some.
: ''[Sayid looks in the paper bag and then back to the boy]''
: '''Sayid:''' This will be fine thank you.
: '''Young Ben:''' Are you a Hostile?
: '''Sayid:''' What do you think I am?
: '''Young Ben:''' What's your name?
: '''Sayid:''' My name is Sayid. What's yours?
: '''Younger Ben:''' I'm Ben.
: ''[Pause. It suddenly dawns on Sayid who the little boy infront of him is]''
: '''Sayid:''' It's nice to meet you Ben...

==='''The Variable''' [5.14]===

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: ''[There is a knock at Jack's house. Jack opens the door and Faraday bursts in with Miles]''
: '''Faraday:''' Hey Jack, how did you get back? How did you do it, how did you get back to the island?
: '''Jack:''' Dan, wow....where have you been?
: '''Dan:''' I've been at Dharma Headquarters in Ann Arbor, I was doing some research, but whats more important right now, how did you get back here, to 1977?
: ''[Jack looks over at Miles]''
: '''Jack:''' What's going on?
: '''Miles:''' Hey don't look at me, I just carried his luggage.
: '''Faraday:''' Jack. How?
: '''Jack:''' We were on a plane and then...
: '''Faraday:''' And who told you to get on that plane?
: '''Jack:''' As a matter of fact Daniel it was your mother.
: ''[Dan nods]''
: '''Faraday:''' And how did she convince you Jack? Did she tell you it was your destiny?
: '''Jack:''' Yeah thats exactly what she said.
: '''Faraday:''' Well I got some bad news for you Jack, you don't belong here at all. She was wrong.

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: ''[Sawyer holds a meeting to discuss what the survivors should do next before their true identities are discovered by Dharma. Suddenly there's a knock at the front door]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Hold your horses, I'll be right there.
: ''[Sawyer picks up and cocks a handgun, placing it behind his back as he opens the door which he opens to reveal Dan and Miles]''
: '''Faraday:''' Hey James.
: '''Sawyer:''' Welcome to the meeting Twitchy. Good to see you again. Come in, pound cake's in the kitchen, help yourself to the punch.
: ''[Dan enters the house. Miles starts to follow. Saywer pulls him to one side]''
: '''Sawyer:''' Is he still crazy?
: '''Miles:''' It's on a whole new level man.
: '''Sawyer:''' ''[Sarcastically]'' Great!

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: ''[In flashback to mid-late 2004, Faraday is being looked after by a carer in his flat while he is watching footage informing the public that the wreckage of Flight 815 has been found in the Sunda Trench]''
: '''On TV:''' These pictures come from a research vessel off the coast of Indonesia...
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' How do want your eggs Dan?
: ''[Dan is crying at the footage being shown on the TV]''
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Dan whats the matter? Why are you so upset?
: '''Faraday:''' I don't know...
: ''[There is a knock at the door, Dan's carer goes to answer, Charles Widmore enters]''
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Hello come in. Can I get you a cup of tea?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Thank you that would be nice.
: '''Faraday's Carer:''' Dan you have a visitor.
: ''[Faraday gets out of his chair and in a confused manner he shakes Widmore's hand]''
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Hello Daniel.
: '''Faraday:''' ''[Almost in tears]'' Er...Hello. I'm sorry sir I don't remember...I have a condition that effects my memory and...
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Don't be embarrased Daniel, weve never met. I'm Charles Widmore.
: '''Faraday:''' Charles Widmore? Charles Widmore from my research grant?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Yes.
: '''Faraday:''' Its nice to meet you at last, I kept meaning to come and see you but I got a bit...take a seat.
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Thank you.
: ''[They sit]''
: '''Faraday:''' I just want you to know that I tested it on myself first. I would never hurt Teresa.
: '''Charles Widmore:''' It's alright Daniel I'm not here because of that. I want to offer you a new opportunity.
: '''Faraday:''' Really?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Yes.
: ''[Dan stares back at the footage of the wreckage of 815 on the TV and starts to cry]''
: '''Charles Widmore:''' Daniel. Whats making you so upset?
: '''Faraday:''' It's this plane crash. All those poor people...and their families. They're dead!
: '''Charles Widmore:''' What if I was to tell you Daniel that they're not dead. What if I told you that that plane they have found is an elaborate and expensive hoax.
: '''Faraday:''' How would you know that?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' I know Daniel because I'm the one that put it there.
: '''Faraday:''' Why would you tell me that?
: '''Charles Widmore:''' I told you Daniel because come tomorrow you're not likely to remember.
: ''[The pair continue to discuss the crash and Widmore offers Dan the chance to go to the island on the frighter]''

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: ''[Juliet and Sawyer are in their home packing in preparation to leave Dharma for the beach, Juliet packs and is slient. Sawyer stops her]''
: '''Sawyer:''' You called it the minute those yahoos got here. I should have listened to you. You can say I told you so!
: '''Juliet:''' Maybe after we get to the beach.
: '''Sawyer:''' Hey. You still got my back?
: '''Juliet:''' You still got mine?

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: ''[Faraday enters The Others/The Hostiles camp alone while Jack and Kate watch from behind some trees]''
: '''Faraday:''' Nobody move. I only want to speak to Eloise. Where is Eloise? Come on! Where is she?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' I'm sorry but Elo..
: ''[Faraday points his handgun to Richards head]''
: '''Richard Alpert:''' She's not here right now. Do we know each other?
: '''Faraday:''' It doesn't matter. I need you to take me to Eloise.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' I already told you that she's not here, so why don't we just...
: '''Faraday:''' Wheres the bomb Richard?
: ''[Richard looks confused]''
: '''Faraday:''' The Hydrogen Bomb I told your people to bury. Where is it?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Listen to me, lower your gun and we'll talk ok? Nobody has to get hurt here. Just put the gun down.
: '''Faraday:''' I'm going to give you three seconds...One...
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Don't do this.
: '''Faraday:''' Two...Thr...
: ''[A gun goes off. Faraday looks down - He's been shot. Richard drops the mug he was holding and heads foward learning over a dying Faraday. As Dan falls it is revealed that he has been shot by his mother Eloise]''
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Why did you do that?
: '''Eloise Hawking:''' He had a gun on you.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' He wasn't going to shoot me, Eloise.
: ''[A dying Faraday looks up at his young mother]''
: '''Faraday:''' You knew... that's why you sent me back here... You knew!
: '''Eloise Hawking:''' Who are you?
: '''Faraday:''' I'm your.. son. ''[Faraday dies.]''

==='''Follow The Leader''' [5.15]===

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: ''[Miles, Jin and Hurley follow Sawyers plan and start to head out towards the beach. Suddenly they hear something. Jin and Miles raise their weapons, but notice that it's Miles' dad - Dr. Chang who has come to meet them. They lower their weapons]''
: '''Miles:''' Dr. Chang? What are you doing here?
: '''Dr. Chang:''' I could ask you the same question. ''[Pause]'' Please I must know is what your friend Faraday said true? Are you from the future?
: ''[Hurley briefly glances over at Miles and Jin and then turns to Dr. Chang]''
: '''Hurley:''' Dude that's ridiculous.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' Oh really. What year were you born?
: '''Hurley:''' Erm....1931.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' ''[Eyeing Hurley]'' You're 46?
: '''Hurley:''' Yeah.....Yes I am.
: '''Dr. Chang:''' That means you must have fought in the Korean War?
: '''Hurley:''' ''[nervous]'' There's no such thing...
: '''Dr. Chang:''' Who is the US President?
: '''Hurley:''' Ok, we're from the future.
: ''[Hurley turns to Miles and Jin]''
: '''Hurley:''' Sorry dudes.

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: ''[Richard Alpert sits in his tent fixing a model ship in what appears to be a large glass bottle. An Other enters his tent to inform him of John Locke's return]''
: '''Other:''' Richard. He's back!
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Who?
: ''[They exit Richard's tent, coming up the beach is John Locke carrying a boar over his shoulders]''
: '''John Locke:''' I brought dinner!
: '''Richard Alpert:''' ''[Confused and shocked]'' John?
: ''[Locke chucks the dead boar in the sand]''
: '''John Locke:''' Hello Richard. It's been a while.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' It's...been three years. John what happened? Where were you?
: '''John Locke:''' I'll explain that on the way.
: '''Richard Alpert:''' On the way? On the way where?
: '''John Locke:''' It's going to be night soon and you and I have an errand to run and we don't have a lot of time. ''[Pause]'' What's wrong?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' There's something different about you.
: '''John Locke:''' I have a purpose now...

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: ''[Ben and Sun watch on from afar as Locke talks to Richard in The Others camp]''
: '''Sun:''' Who's that man that John's talking to?
: '''Ben:''' He's Richard Alpert. He's a kind of...advisor. And he has had that job for a very, very long time.
: ''[Sun takes off her rucksack and unzips it talking out the picture of the 1977 Dharma recruits in which Jack, Kate and Hurley feature. She drops the bag and heads into the camp, towards Richard and Locke]''
: '''Ben:''' Sun? What are you...
: ''[Ben follows her]''
: '''Sun:''' ''[To Richard]'' Where you here in 1977?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Excuse me?
: ''[Sun shows Richard the photo]''
: '''Sun:''' These people. Jack Shepard, Kate Austen and Hugo Reyes, they were here with my husband Jin Kwon. Were you here? Do you remember them? Any of them?
: '''Richard Alpert:''' Yes, I was here 30 years ago and yes I do remember these people. I remember meeting them very clearly because...I watched them all die.

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: ''[Having been caught by the 1977 version of The Others. Jack and Kate sit alone in a tent and discuss Faraday's plan]''
: '''Kate:''' Before we got captured you said that we had to put things back the way they were meant to be. What did you mean by that?
: '''Jack:''' If we can do what Faraday said our plane never crashes. Flight 815 lands in Los Angeles and everyone we lost since we got here, they'd all be alive.
: '''Kate:''' And what about us? We just go on living our lives because we never met.
: '''Jack:''' All the misery that we have been through would just wipe clean, like it never happened.
: '''Kate:''' It was NOT all misery!
: '''Jack:''' Enough of it was!

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: '''Jack:''' Maybe I was wrong!
: '''Kate:''' No, you were right!

==='''The Incident''' [5.16] and [5.17]===

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: ''[Jacob sits in a darkened room. He weaves something on a wooden wheel. He then heads outside and into the ocean to a fishing net and places the contents (a red herring) on a rock where he guts it and cooks it. He places it on a leaf to eat and sits back to watch as a wooden ship (presumably The Black Rock) approaches the island. The Man in Black approaches Jacob and sits in the sand next to him]''
: '''The Man in Black:''' Morning.
: '''Jacob:''' Morning.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Mind if I join you?
: '''Jacob:''' Please. You want some fish?
: '''The Man in Black:''' No thank you, I just ate.
: '''Jacob:''' I take it you're here because of the ship.
: '''The Man in Black:''' I am. How did they find the island?
: '''Jacob:''' You'll have to ask them when they get here.
: '''The Man in Black:''' I don't have to ask: you brought them here. Still trying to prove me wrong, aren't you?
: '''Jacob:''' You are wrong.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Am I? They come. They fight. They destroy. They corrupt. It always ends the same.
:'''Jacob:''' It only ends once. Everything that comes before is just progress.
: ''[Pause]''
: '''The Man in Black:''' Do you have any idea how badly I want to kill you?
: '''Jacob:''' Yes.
: '''The Man in Black:''' One of these days, sooner or later, I'm going to find a loophole, my friend.
: '''Jacob:''' Well when you do, I'll be right here.
: '''The Man in Black:''' Always nice talking to you Jacob.
: '''Jacob:''' Nice talking to you, too.
: ''[The Man in Blackgets up ends heads off leaving Jacob alone on the beach. The camera pulls back to reveal that both men have been sat below the giant statue that is of a crocodile like figure]''

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: ''[In 1977; Juliet and Sawyer are on the Dharma Sub, they are joined by Kate and the sub leaves the island heading to the mainland]''
: '''Kate:''' We have to get out of here.
: '''Sawyer:''' Out of here? We're underwater. What the hell are you doing here? How'd you get caught?
: '''Kate:''' I came back to get you.
: '''Sawyer:''' Came back to get me for what?
: '''Juliet:''' Where's Jack?
: '''Kate:''' Jack is... on his way to blow up a hydrogen bomb.
: '''Sawyer:''' Why the hell would he do that?
: '''Kate:''' Does it matter? We have to stop him.
: '''Sawyer:''' Sorry, I'm gonna pass.
: '''Kate:''' Did you hear what I just said?
: '''Sawyer:''' Yeah, I heard you. You just don't get it, Kate - we were happy in Dharmaville 'till you all showed up, and now that's all over...
: ''[Juliet smiles at Sawyer]''
: '''Sawyer:''' So we're going to drink our OJ and take our chances in the real world. ''[Pause]'' And if Jack wants to blow up the island... good for Jack.

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: ''[After arriving back on the island via a life-raft, Sawyer, Juliet and Kate encounter Rose and Bernard who have not been seen since 'The Lie']''
: '''Sawyer:''' Did you not hear me shout "meet at the creek"?
: '''Bernard:''' There were flaming arrows raining down around us, killing everyone we knew - well sure, we heard you!
: '''Sawyer:''' Well we spent all sorts of time looking for you. I had Jin out searching the island grid-by-grid.
: '''Rose:''' Yeah, we know.
: '''Juliet:''' You know?
: '''Rose:''' Yeah sure, you lot joined up with Dharma.
: '''Sawyer:''' Well damn, I could have brought both of you in! Why didn't you find a way to tell us you were out here?
: '''Rose:''' Because we're retired.

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: ''[Flashback to Hurley being released from prison following the events of 'The Lie.' He exits the prison and heads out to a taxi opening the door]''
: '''Hurley:''' Sorry, I didn't see it was taken, dude.
: '''Jacob:''' Actually, I'm only going a few blocks, if you want to share...?
: '''Hurley:''' Cool. You sure?
: '''Jacob:''' Come on in.
: ''[Hurley gets into the taxi and sits on the backseat next to Jacob. As the taxi starts to move off, Hurley opens a package of Fruit Roll-Ups and offers some of it to Jacob]''
: '''Hurley:''' You want some? It's cherry.
: '''Jacob:''' No, thanks.
: '''Hurley:''' So what were you in for?
: '''Jacob:''' Excuse me?
: '''Hurley:''' Jail? I was there because I shot three guys... well, I didn't really. I guess they figured it out. What about you?
: '''Jacob:''' I wasn't in jail.
: '''Hurley:''' Then what were you doing sitting outside the prison in a cab?
: '''Jacob:''' I was waiting for you, Hugo.
: ''[Jacob smiles at Hurley, who looks unnerved]''
: '''Hurley:''' Oh?! ''[Pause]'' Then you must be dead.
: '''Jacob:''' I'm definitely not dead.
: '''Hurley:''' Then what do you want from me?
: '''Jacob:''' I want to know why you won't go back to the island.
: ''[Another long pause]''
: '''Hurley:''' Because I am cursed.
: '''Jacob:''' Is that so?
: '''Hurley:''' Uh-huh. That's why the plane crashed, my friends died: Libby, Charlie. And now they visit me and I can't make it stop.
: '''Jacob:''' What if you weren't cursed? What if you were blessed?
: '''Hurley:''' How do you mean 'blessed'?
: '''Jacob:''' Well you get to talk to the people you've lost, seems like a pretty wonderful thing to me.
: '''Hurley:''' Sure it's wonderful apart from the part where I'm crazy.
: '''Jacob:''' I got some news for you, Hugo, and you're just going to have to take my word on this. You are not crazy.
: '''[Hurley looks nervous and confused]'''
: '''Hurley:''' Who are you, dude?
: '''Jacob [to taxi driver]:''' I'm just up here on the left.
: ''[The taxi stops. Jacob once again turns to Hurley]''
: '''Jacob:''' Ajira Airways Flight 316 out of LAX leaves in 24 hours. All you have to do is be on that plane. It's your choice, Hugo. You don't have to do anything you don't want to.
: ''[Jacob touches Hurley on the shoulder and exits the taxi leaving a guitar case next to Hurley]''
: '''Hurley:''' Wait! You forgot your guitar!
: ''[Jacob peers back into the taxi answers Hurley and then leaves]''
: '''Jacob:''' It's not my guitar.

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: '''Ilana:''' Which one of you is Ricardus?
: '''Richard:''' It's Richard, actually.
: '''Ilana:''' What lies in the shadow of the statue?
: '''Richard:''' ''Ille qui nos omnes servabit.''
: '''Ilana:''' Richard...I'm Ilana. I have something you need to see. ''[to her crew]'' Open it up.
: ''[The Others cock their guns.]''
: '''Richard:''' It--it's okay. It's okay. Let them.
: ''[Ilana's team turns over the crate. It contains John Locke's body.]''
: '''Richard:''' ''[stunned]'' Where did you find him?
: '''Ilana:''' In the cargo hold of the plane we came here on...in a coffin.
: '''Sun:''' I don't understand. If this is Locke... ''who's in there?''

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:'''The Man in Black''':''[Disguised as Locke]'' Hello, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''':...Guess you found your loophole.
:'''The Man in Black''': Indeed, I did. And you have no idea what I've gone through to be here.
:'''Ben''': You two know each other?
:'''The Man in Black''': In a manner of speaking. Do what I asked you to, Benjamin.
:'''Jacob:''' Benjamin, whatever he's told you, I want you to understand one thing: you have a choice.
:'''Ben:''' What choice?
:'''Jacob:''' You can do what he asks, or you can go, leave us to discuss our... issues.
:'''Ben:''' Oh... so now, after all this time... you've decided to stop ignoring me. Thirty-five years I lived on this island, and all I ever heard was your name, over and over. Richard would bring me your instructions, all those slips of paper, all those lists... and I never questioned anything. I did as I was told. But when I dared to ask to see you myself, I was told, "You have to wait. You have to be patient." But when he asks to see you, he gets marched up here as if he was Moses. So why him? Hmm? What was it that was so wrong with me? ''What about me?''
:'''Jacob:''' ''[spitefully]'' What about you?
:'''Ben:''' ...Ah. Well... ''[He stabs Jacob twice in the chest and watches as he falls to the ground]''
:'''Jacob''':''[Quietly]'' They're coming...
:'''The Man in Black''': What? I can't hear ya.
:'''Jacob''': They're coming!
:''[With this, The Man in Black looks alarmed. He then kicks Jacob into the fire and he and Ben watch him burn]''

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:'''Sawyer:''' Wait, Juliet, we've got to talk about this!
:'''Juliet:''' There's nothing to talk about, James. We have to let Jack do what he came here to do.
:'''Sawyer:''' Well maybe you should have told me about your change of heart before I brought him out to the jungle to kick his ass!
:'''Juliet:''' Would that have stopped you?
:'''Sawyer:''' No -
:'''Juliet:''' Well, then, I'm glad you got it out of your system.
:'''Sawyer:''' Hey! Ju - ''[He makes to grab her]''
:'''Juliet:''' ''[She pulls away]'' No, James, don't you -
:'''Sawyer:''' ''[He backs off, shocked]'' ...I need you to tell me where all of this is coming from. One minute you're leading the Great Sub Escape and now you're on board with blowing up the damn island?!
:'''Juliet:''' I -
:'''Sawyer:''' I got a right to know why you changed your mind.
:'''Juliet:''' ...I changed my mind when I saw you look at her.
:'''Sawyer:''' I don't care who I looked at. I'm with ''you''.
:'''Juliet:''' ...And you'd stay with me forever, if I let you, which is why... I will always love you. And we knew what we had was just for a little while, and - and just because we love each other doesn't mean that we're meant to be together, so if... if Jack can make it so that you guys never come here, then... he should.
:'''Sawyer:''' ''[upset]'' ...Why are you doing this, Juliet?
:'''Juliet:''' ''[sadly]'' I... if I never meet you... then I never have to lose you. ''[She leaves]''

==Season Six==
=== ''LA X'' [6.01] and [6.02] ===

:'''Jack''' : What happened?
:'''Kate''' : We're at the hatch.
:'''Jack''' : Wait, they built it.
:'''Kate''' : Yeah...They built it.
:''[Sawyer wakes up and kicks down into the crater of the destroyed hatch]''
:'''Sawyer''': You were wrong!
:'''Kate''' : Sawyer!
:''[Sawyer climbs down into the crater to continue to fight Jack]''
:'''Sawyer''': That's the damn hatch, just like when we left it when we started jumping through time!

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:'''Hurley''': Dude, whoever you are you better come out now. I've got a gun and I know how to use it...
:''[Hurley attempts to cock the gun, while behind him the undergrowth russles. Hurley watches as Jacob appears infront of him]''
:'''Jacob''': Hey Hugo. You got a minute?
:''[Jacob and Hurley walk back to the Dharma Van where a dying Sayid is still lying on the ground. Jacob bends down and examines Sayid while Hurley looks on]''
:'''Hurley''': Where you going dude? Whats going on? Why are you here? I mean you show up in LA, in the back of a cab and tell me to get on that plane that just so happens to get me back to the island. How did you know that would happen?
:''[Jacob remains silent, still looking over Sayid]''
:'''Hurley''': Dude you better start taling 'cause my friend Jin is going to be back any minute and He'll...
:'''Jacob''' : Your friend Jin won't be able to see me.
:'''Hurley''': ''[Pause]'' Why not?
:'''Jacob''' : Because I died an hour ago.
:'''Hurley''': Sorry dude. That sucks.
:'''Jacob''' : Thanks.
:''[Jacob stands and looks at Hurley]''
:'''Hurley''': You want me to do something crazy again don't you?
:'''Jacob''': No. All I want you to do is save Sayid Hugo.
:'''Hurley''': Well thats why I sent Jin to get Jack, so Jack can...
:'''Jacob''': Jack cannot save him. You have to take Sayid to the temple, the rest of them should be safe there too.
:'''Hurley''': The temple? Am I supposed to know where that is?
:'''Jacob''': Jin knows. Ask him to take you to the hole in the wall where he was with the French team. Through that opening you can gain access to the temple.
:''[Hurley looks around for Jin returning]''
:'''Jacob''': Oh and Hugo, do you still have that Guitar Case I gave you?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah...
:'''Jacob''': Bring it!
:''[Hurley looks at Jacob, slightly confused by whats going on]''
:'''Hurley''': Who are you man?
:'''Jacob''': I'm Jacob.

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:'''Sawyer''': If she dies, I'll kill him.

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:'''Charlie''': Am I alive?

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:'''Charlie''': You should have let that happen man. I was supposed to die.

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:'''Ben''': What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''':''[disguised as John Locke]'' I'm not a "what", Ben, I'm a "who".
:'''Ben''': You're the monster.
:'''The Man in Black''': Let's not resort to name calling.
:'''Ben''': You used me. You couldn't kill him yourself, so you made me do it.
:'''The Man in Black''': I didn't make you do anything. You should know, he was very confused when you killed him.
:'''Ben''': I seriously doubt that Jacob was ever confused.
:'''The Man in Black''': I'm not talking about Jacob. I'm talking about John Locke. Do you want to know what he was thinking while you choked the life out of him, Benjamin? What the last thought that ran through his head was? "I don't understand." Isn't that just the saddest thing you've ever heard? But it's fitting in a way because when John first came to the island, he was a very sad man. A victim shouting at the world for being told what he couldn't do, even though they were right. He was weak and pathetic, and irreparably broken, but despite all of that, there was something admirable about him. He was the only one of them who didn't want to leave. The only one who realized how pitiful the life he left behind actually was.
:'''Ben''': What do you want?
:'''The Man in Black''': Well that's the great irony here, Ben, because I want the one thing that John Locke didn't. I want to go home.

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:'''Kate''': I'm so sorry. ''[she and Sawyer look over at Jack]'' You know, what you said back at the hatch. He's just trying to help us.
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't gonna kill Jack. He deserves to suffer on this rock just like the rest of us.

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:'''Locke:''' What did you lose?
:'''Jack:''' Excuse me?
:'''Locke:''' They lost one of my bags. What about you?
:'''Jack:''' You wouldn't believe me if I told you.
:'''Locke:''' Try me.
:'''Jack:''' They lost my father.
:'''Locke:''' I'm sorry?
:'''Jack:''' He died a couple of days ago in Australia, and I flew down to get him.
:'''Locke:''' My condolences. ''[screaming to Oceanic employee handing him his lost luggage form]'' Yo!
:'''Jack:''' The coffin was supposed to go on the plane in Sydney, but it didn't. Apparently he is somewhere in transit, which is their way of saying that they have no idea where the hell he is.
:'''Locke:''' Well, how could they know?
:'''Jack:''' They're the ones who checked him in. I mean, they have to have some kind of tracking system.
:'''Locke:''' No, I'm not talking about the coffin. How could they know where he is? They didn't lose your father, they just lost his body. ''[Jack ponders this as Locke smiles at him]'' Either way, your story beats the hell out of mine. All that was in my suitcase was a bunch of knives.
:'''Jack:''' Some kind of salesman?
:'''Locke:''' Yeah, something like that. Well, it was nice talking to ya, but I hope you find that coffin.
:'''Jack:''' I hope you find your knives.
:'''Locke:''' Thanks.
:'''Jack:''' You mind if I ask what happened to you? I'm only asking because I'm a spinal surgeon. I didn't mean --
:'''Locke:''' No, don't worry about it. Surgery isn't going to do anything to help me. My condition is irreversible.
:'''Jack:''' Nothing is irreversible. ''[hands him his card]'' If you ever want a consult, just give me a call. It's on the house.
:'''Locke:''' Well thanks. ''[reads his card]'' Jack Shephard, I'm John, John Locke. ''[shakes Jack's hand]''
:'''Jack:''' It's nice to meet you, John.
:'''Locke:''' It's nice to meet you, too.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Hello, Richard. It's good to see you out of those chains.
:'''Richard''': You?
:'''The Man in Black''': Me. ''[knocks Richard out and looks around at everyone else]'' I am very disappointed. In all of you!

=== ''What Kate Does'' [6.03] ===

:'''Miles''': And as you can see, Hugo here has assumed the leadership position, so that's... pretty great.

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:'''Miles''': So nothing? there wasn't anything? No white light? Angels singing? No dead relatives?
:'''Sayid''': I remember being shot
:'''Hurley''': You're not a zombie, right?
:'''Sayid''': No. I'm not a zombie.

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:'''Kate''': Couple days ago, you asked me why I came back to the island... I need to find Claire. I thought, maybe if I could catch up to you, you could help me - and then, maybe if we could find her and bring her back to Aaron then maybe all of this wouldn't have been for nothing.

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:'''Sawyer''': It's not your fault she's dead... It's mine. She was sittin' right there, right where you are now, tryin' to leave this place - and I convinced her to stay. I made her stay on this island because I didn't want to be alone. You understand that right? ... But, uh... But I think some of us are meant to be alone. [Sawyer glances down at ring he's holding] I was gonna ask her to marry me.

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:''[Sun, Ilana, Ben, and Frank have put John Locke's body in a grave on the beach]''
:'''Ilana''': Does anyone want to say something? Did anyone know him?''[No one steps up]''
:'''Ben''': Okay, I knew him. John Locke was...a believer. He was a great man. A much better man than I ever was...And I'm very sorry I murdered him.
:'''[Everyone is shocked to hear this. Ben and Frank start filling the grave]''
:'''Frank''':''[Under his breath]'' Weirdest damn funeral I've ever been to...

=== ''The Subsitute'' [6.04] ===

:'''Sawyer''': Who are you, because you sure as hell ain't John Locke?
:'''The Man in Black''': What makes you say that?
:'''Sawyer''': Because Locke was scared, even when he was pretending he wasn't. But you, you ain't scared.

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:'''The Man in Black''': You seem to be taking this extremely well.
:'''Sawyer''': Taking what extremely well?
:'''The Man in Black''': The fact that I'm here.
:'''Sawyer''': I don't give a damn if you're dead. Or time travelin' or... ghost of Christmas past. All I care about is this whiskey. So bottoms up. Get the hell out of my house.

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:'''Locke''': My walkabout. An adventure in the outback. Man against nature. But they wouldn't let me go. And I sat there yelling at them. Shouting at them that they couldn't tell me what I can't do. But they were right. I'm sick of imagining of what my life could be out of this chair, Helen. What it would be like to walk down the aisle with you because its not gonna happen. So if you need me to see more doctors, have more consults, if you need me to get out of this chair, I don't blame you. But I don't want you to spend your life waiting for a miracle because there is no such thing.

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:'''Richard''': Where is he?
:'''Sawyer''': Where the hell did you come from?
:'''Richard''': Where is he?!
:'''Sawyer''': He ran off.
:'''Richard''': Okay, come on, we've gotta go!
:'''Sawyer''': Go where?
:'''Richard''': To the Temple, let's go, now!
:'''Sawyer''': Thanks but I've been to the Temple already. I'm sticking with Locke.
:'''Richard''': No, the man you are with is not John Locke.
:'''Sawyer''': I know.
:'''Richard''': Than why are you with him?
:'''Sawyer''': 'Cause he's got answers. He knows why I'm on the Island. Unless you wanna tell me why I'm here, Richard!
:'''Richard''': Don't be naive. He's not gonna tell you anything, he's gonna kill you.
:'''Sawyer''': If he wanted to kill me he could've done it a dozen times by now.
:'''Richard''': You don't understand. He doesn't just want you dead, he wants everyone dead. Everyone you care about, all of them. And he won't stop--''[Flees as he hears The Man in Black return]''

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:'''Sawyer''': Do you read?
:'''The Man in Black''': Doesn't everybody?
:'''Sawyer''': You ever read Of Mice and Men. Steinbeck, it's my favorite.
:'''The Man in Black''': No, a little after my time.
:'''Sawyer''': It's about these two guys, George and Lenny. Lenny's kinda slow... causin' George problems... so George walks him into the woods and tells him to look out yonder and picture the pretty little house they're gonna live in some day. Then he shoots Lenny in the back of the head.
:'''The Man in Black''': That doesn't sound like a very happy ending.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Sawyer puts a gun to the back of MIB's head]'' It ain't.
:'''The Man in Black''': Something on your mind, James?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm wondering what would happen if I was to put a bullet in your head?
:'''The Man in Black''': Let's find out?
:'''Sawyer''':''[Sawyer hesitates and lowers the gun]'' What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''': What I am is trapped. And I've been trapped for so long that I don't even remember what it feels like to be free. Maybe you can understand that. But before I was trapped, I was a man, James. Just like you.
:'''Sawyer''': I'm havin' a hard time believin' that...
:'''The Man in Black''': You can believe whatever you want, that's the truth. I know what it's like to feel joy... to feel pain, anger, fear... to experience betrayal. I know what it's like to lose someone you love. So if you wanna shoot me, shoot me. But you're so close, James. It would be such a shame to turn back now.

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:'''The Man in Black''': You're a candidate.
:'''Sawyer''': And what does that mean?
:'''The Man in Black''': It means you have three choices. You can do nothing and see how it all plays out. ''[Marks off John Locke's name on the wall]'' And maybe you're name will get marked off. Or you can step up and replace Jacob and be the protector of the Island.
:'''Sawyer''': Protect it from what?
:'''The Man in Black''': From nothing, James. That's the real joke; there is nothing to protect it from. It's just a damn island! And it will be perfectly fine without you or me or anyone else whose lives Jacob wasted.
:'''Sawyer''': You said there were three choices.
:'''The Man in Black''': The third choice is we just go. We just get the hell off this Island. Never look back. So tell me, James. Are you ready to go home.
:'''Sawyer''':...Hell yes.

=== ''Lighthouse'' [6.05] ===

:'''Jack''': I'm not going anywhere, Hurley.
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, I told him you'd say that. That's why he told me to tell you...You have what it takes, Jack.
:'''Jack''': ''[Jack stands, shocked]'' What did you say?
:'''Hurley''': I said "you have what it takes." He said you'd know what it means.
:'''Jack''': And Jacob he's at this Lighthouse?
:'''Hurley''': Yeah, I think?
:'''Jack''': Ok. Well, let's go see Jacob.

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:'''Jacob''': Jack is here because he has to do something. He can't be told what that is, he's got to find it himself. Sometimes you can just hop in the back of someone's cab and tell them what they are supposed to do. Other times you have to let them look at the ocean for a while.

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:'''The Man In Black''': ''[to Jin and Claire]'' I hope I'm not interrupting anything?
:'''Jin''': John?
:'''Claire''': That's not John silly. That's my friend.

=== ''Sundown'' [6.06] ===

:'''Miles''': Oh, that Australian chick's back.
:'''Kate''': Wait, what?
:'''Miles''': You know that blonde, with the baby.
:'''Kate''': Claire?
:'''Miles''': Right, Claire. She just strolled in here couple hours ago, acting all weird... Still hot, though.

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:'''Claire''': Why do I have to do it. You could've gotten Sawyer or Jin...Or you could do it yourself?
:'''The Man In Black''': If I could do it, I wouldn't be asking you.
:'''Claire''': I want what you promised. I want my son back.
:'''The Man In Black''': I always do what I say.
:'''Claire:''' You're going to kill them aren't you?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Only those that won't listen.

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:''[Sayid treks out into the jungle hears, the trees shake and rustle. The Man in Black appears]''
:'''The Man in Black''': Hello, Sayid.
:''[Sayid comes forward and stabs him the in heart]''
:'''The Man in Black''':''[Startled, he pulls the knife from his chest with a grunt. He is unharmed]'' Now why'd you go and do that?...You want it back. Take it, I won't bite.
:'''Sayid''':''[He takes it]'' What are you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Well you seem to have some sort of idea about that, Sayid, considering you stabbed me in the chest without even saying hello.

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:'''Ben''': Sayid! Come on, we have to go now. There's still time.
:'''Sayid''': Not for me...

=== ''Dr. Linus'' [6.07] ===

:''[Ben rummages through Sawyer's old stash at the beach camp. He finds a book and a couple of pornographic magazines]''
:'''Ben''': The stuff people bring on their travels...
:''[He continues to look and finds a bottle of water carrying the Oceanic Logo on its label. Frank Lapidus approaches]''
:'''Ben''': Oceanic! You know I remember that plane breaking apart as if it were yesterday.
:'''Frank''': You're sounding a little nostalgic there.
:'''Ben''': Maybe I am.
:'''Frank''': You know I was supposed to be flying it? Oceanic 815?
:''[Ben looks at Frank shocked by the news]''
:'''Ben''': And why didn't you?
:'''Frank''': I overslept. ''[Pause]'' You know I keep thinking about how different my life would have been if I was on the plane.
:'''Ben''': How different would it have been? The island still got you in the end, didn't it?

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:'''Ilana''': Pick it up and start digging!
:'''Ben''': Digging what?
:'''Ilana''': A grave.
:'''Ben''': For who?
:'''Ilana''': You murdered Jacob. It's for you.

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:''[Miles approaches Ben who is digging his own grave]''
:'''Miles''': Hey I thought you might want something to eat. I'm afraid all we have is banana and these little green bean things.
:'''Ben''': You know I'm not really that hungry.
:'''Miles''': Suit yourself.
:''[Miles starts to walk away]''
:'''Ben''': Miles! You know you once asked me for 3.2 Million Dollars?
:'''Miles''': Yeah.
:'''Ben''': You still want it?
:'''Miles''': Why would I want your money when there's two people buried right over there called Nikki and Paulo who are buried with 8 Million Dollars worth of diamonds.
:'''Ben''': Miles please? If you help free me, when we all leave this place I'll get it for you, all of it. I have contacts that will get it for me.
:'''Miles''': Yeah right. What you going to do? Write me a check on this banana leaf?

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:'''Ilana''': What are you waiting for?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I want to explain.
:'''Ilana''': Explain what?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I want to explain that I know what you're feeling.
:'''Ilana''': You have no idea what I'm feeling.
:'''Benjamin Linus''': I watched my daughter Alex die in front of me. And it was my fault. I had a chance to save her, but I chose the island... Over her. All in the name of Jacob. I sacrificed everything for him... And he didn't even care. Yeah, I stabbed him. I was... so angry.. Confused. I... I was terrified that I was about to lose the only thing that had ever mattered to me... my power. But the thing that really mattered... Was already gone. I'm sorry that I killed Jacob. I am. And I do not expect you to forgive me because... I can never forgive myself.
:'''Ilana''': Then what do you want?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': Just... let me leave.
:'''Ilana''': Where will you go?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': To Locke.
:'''Ilana''': Why?
:'''Benjamin Linus''': Because he's the only one that'll have me.
:'''Ilana''': I'll have you.

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:''[Hurley and Jack are lead by Richard to what they believe will be the Temple]''
:'''Jack''': ''[To Richard]'' Where did you come from?
:'''Richard''': You wouldn't believe me if I told you. Temples this way.
:'''Hurley''': So dude whats the deal? Are you time traveling? 'Cause you look exactly the same as you did 30 years ago.
:'''Richard''': I'm not time traveling. This was a gift from Jacob. Only...It's not a gift at all. Its a curse.
:'''Hurley''': So what your like a Terminator?
:''[Richard looks at Hurley]''
:'''Richard''': No.

=== ''Recon'' [6.08] ===
:'''The Man in Black''': Because... my mother was crazy. A long time ago, before I... looked like this... I had a mother, just like everyone. She was a very disturbed woman. And, as a result of that, I had some growing pains. Problems that I'm still trying to work my way through. Problems that could have been avoided had things been different.
:'''Kate''': Why are you telling me this?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because now Aaron has a crazy mother too.

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:''[Claire enters her shelter, collects a knife, and checks on her fake baby. Kate enters the hut]''
:'''Kate''': Is this where you lived?
:'''Claire''': Yeah.
:''[Kate looks at the fake baby in horror.]''
:'''Kate''': What is that?
:'''Claire''': ''[Sadly]'' It's all I had...

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:''[The Man In Black leads his group through the jungle.]''
:'''The Man In Black''': About a quarter mile ahead there's a clearing. We'll make camp there. Everybody fill up on water. We might be there a couple of days.
:'''Sawyer''': A couple of days? I thought you said we were getting off this rock?
:'''The Man In Black''': We are.
:'''Sawyer''': When?
:''[Some people within the group notice this dispute. The Man In Black notices them watching him and Sawyer have their arguement]''
:'''The Man In Black''': Maybe we should talk about this in private.
:'''Sawyer''': Great. Let's go.
:''[The Man In Black leads Sawyer into a jungle clearing away from the rest of the group]''
:'''The Man In Black''': I wish you hadn't interrupted me.
:'''Sawyer''': ''[Sarcasticly]'' Oh I'm sorry... I forgot my manners.
:'''The Man In Black''': I forgive you.
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah right....So what happened back at the temple? How'd you know to rescue everybody from that smoke thing?
:'''The Man In Black''': I didn't rescue them. ''[Pause]'' I'm the smoke thing.
:''[Sawyer looks shocked and confused by the news]''
:'''Sawyer''': You telling me you killed all of those people?
:'''The Man In Black''': I gave them the opportunity to leave peacefully and they didn't take it.
:'''Sawyer''': Why not?
:'''The Man In Black''': Because they're convinced that they're protecting the Island from me, when in fact all I want to do is leave. ''[Pause]'' So it's either kill or be killed. And I don't wanna be killed James.

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:''[Having been captured Sawyer is lead onto Widmore's submarine and into a small room where Charles sits at a desk working on a document]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Hello, Mr. Ford. My name is Charles Widmore.
:''[Widmore offers his hand to Sawyer but Sawyer does not shake it]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': I'm guessing you know who I am?
:'''Sawyer''': Of course I do. You're the fella that sent a freighter to the island loaded with guys to kill us all.
:''[There is a brief pause and a smirk appears on Widmore's face]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': It's sad, really... how little you actually know.
:'''Sawyer''': Well...I know you murdered all them people out there and dropped 'em in a ditch.
:'''Charles Widmore''': We didn't murder those people. But I don't expect you to believe that.
:'''Sawyer''': Good, I don't.
:'''Charles Widmore''': So, why don't you tell me what brought you over to this island.
:'''Sawyer''': John Locke sent me.
:'''Charles Widmore''': John Locke's dead!
:'''Sawyer''': I think we both know the guy I'm talking about's not really Locke. So here's the deal, Chief... I'll go back over there and tell him the coast is clear, that I didn't find anybody. Then I'll bring the old man right to your doorstep... then you can kill him.
:''[Once again Widmore's face reveals a hint of a smile]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': And what do you want in exchange, James?
:'''Saywer''': One: The people I come back with, people on my boat don't get touched. Not even a hair on their head. And two: You give us safe passage off the Island.
:'''Charles Widmore''': How do I know I can trust you?
:'''Sawyer''': Same way I know I can trust you. So do we have an agreement?
''[Widmore nods his head and extends his arm once again for Sawyer to shake. They shake hands.]''
:'''Charles Widmore''': Yes. I suppose we do.

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:''[Sawyer returns to The Man In Black's camp and sits by Kate who is cooking something on a camp fire]''
:'''Sawyer''': What's for dinner?
:''[Kate looks up at Sawyer]''
:'''Kate''': Rabbit. ''[Pause]'' I think.
:'''Sawyer''': Good 'coz I'm starving.
:'''Kate''': What are you doing running errands for Locke?
:'''Sawyer''': I ain't running errands for nobody.
:'''Kate''': He said he sent you over to the other island. Did you find the plane?
:'''Sawyer''': Yeah I found it and that ain't the only thing over there. Guy named Widmore set up camp over on the beach. He's got a whole team with him, guys with guns, they're here for Locke.
:'''Kate''': So what are you gonna do?
:'''Sawyer''': I'm gonna let them fight it out. And while they got their hands full with each other ''[He pauses and quickly checks no one is listening]'' You and me are getting the hell off this Island.
:'''Kate''': Even if we could get on that plane, who's gonna fly it?
:'''Saywer''': We ain't taking the plane Freckles. We're taking the sub.

=== ''Ab Aeterno'' [6.09] ===

:''[Jacob has just subdued Richard when he tried to kill him]''
:'''Jacob''': Who are you?''[Holds up the dagger]'' And who gave you this?
:'''Richard''': Where is my wife?
:'''Jacob''': I don't know your wife. Was she on the ship?
:'''Richard''': She's dead...
:'''Jacob''': Than why are you asking me where she is? ''[Richard can't answer]'' Did you meet a man in the jungle dressed in black?
:'''Richard''': Yes!
:'''Jacob''': What did he say to you?
:'''Richard''': He said that you were the devil!''[Jacob seems frustrated at this]''
:'''Jacob''': What else did he say?
:'''Richard''': He said that you took my wife. Where is she?
:'''Jacob''': That wasn't your wife.
:'''Richard''': Yes it was, yes it was! She is here in hell, just like me!
:'''Jacob''': You think you're in hell?
:'''Richard''': Where else would I be?
:''[Jacob drags Richard to the water and starts to drown him]''
:'''Jacob''': You still think you're dead?! You think you're dead?! Why should I stop?!
:'''Richard''': I want to live!
:'''Jacob''':''[Jacob throws Richard to the ground]'' That's the first sensible thing you've said. Get up, we need to talk.

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:'''Jacob''':''[To Richard]'' Imagine that this wine is what you keep calling hell. There are other names for it. Malevolence. Evil. Darkness. And it's all down here swirling at the bottom. Unable to get out, because if it did it would spread. Now, the cork is this Island. ''[Puts a cork in the jug, trapping the wine]'' And it's the only thing keeping the darkness where it belongs.

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:'''Richard''': And there were other people here before me?
:'''Jacob''': Yes, many.
:'''Richard''': What happened to them?
:'''Jacob''': They're all dead.
:'''Richard''': If you brought them here, why didn't you help them?
:'''Jacob''': I wanted them to help themselves. To know the difference between right and wrong without me telling them. It's all useless if I have to make them do anything. Why should I have to step in?
:'''Richard''': If you don't he [The Man in Black] will.
:'''Jacob''':''[Pauses, taken aback]'' Tell you what, would you like a job?
:'''Richard''': A job? Doing what?
:'''Jacob''': If I don't step in, maybe you could. You could be my representative and intermediary to the people I bring to this Island.
:'''Richard''': What would I get in return?
:'''Jacob''': You tell me...
:'''Richard''': I want my wife back.
:'''Jacob''': I can't do that.
:'''Richard''': Can you absolve me of my sins?
:'''Jacob''': I can't do that either.
:'''Richard''': I don't want to die...I want to live forever.
:'''Jacob''':''[Smiles, lays a hand on his shoulder]'' Now that I can do.

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:''[the Man in Black sits on a log in the shade, he holds a white stone. Jacob shows up]''
:'''Jacob''': Morning.
:'''The Man in Black''': Morning.
:'''Jacob''': I see you got my present.
:'''The Man in Black''': Don't gloat, Jacob. It doesn't become you.
:'''Jacob''': So you tried to kill me.
:'''The Man in Black''': You expect an apology?
:'''Jacob''': I'd just like to know why you did it.
:'''The Man in Black''': Because I want to leave? Just let me leave, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''': As long as I'm still alive, you're not going anywhere.
:'''The Man in Black''': Then now you know why I want to kill you. And I will kill you, Jacob.
:'''Jacob''': Even if you do, someone else will take my place.
:'''The Man in Black''': Well, then I'll kill them too.
:'''Jacob''': ''[Hands him a jug of wine]'' Well here's something to pass the time. See ya around. ''[Jacob leaves]''
:'''The Man in Black''': Sooner than you think. ''[He smashes the jug against the log, releasing the wine]''

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:''[Hurley has just helped Richard make peace with his long deceased wife]''
:'''Hurley''': She kinda said something else. Something you have to do.
:'''Richard''': What?
:'''Hurley''': She said you have to stop The Man in Black. You have to stop him from leaving the Island. And she said that if you don't... (''speaking in Spanish'') ...we'll all go to hell.

=== ''The Package'' [6.10] ===

:'''The Man In Black:''' I'm leavin' for a little while. I got an errand to run.
:'''Sayid:''' When will you be back?
:'''The Man In Black:''' In the morning. Keep an eye on the camp while I'm gone.
:''[The Man In Black turns to leave, Sayid interrupts him and he turns back]''
:'''Sayid:''' I don't feel anything.
:'''The Man In Black:''' Excuse me?
:'''Sayid:''' Anger. Happiness. Pain. I don't feel it anymore.
:'''The Man In Black:''' Maybe that's best, Sayid. It'll help you get through what's coming.

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:'''The Man In Black:''' Is there something wrong, Claire?
:'''Claire:''' Um... what you said to Jin... about the names on the wall? You told him you needed them all to get off the island?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Yes I did.
:'''Claire:''' So... was my name on the wall?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Nope!
:'''Claire:''' Then it doesn't matter if I get on that plane then. You don't really need me do you?
:'''The Man In Black:''' That's not true, Claire. I need you. And there's plenty of room on that plane for all of us.
:''[Claire seems happy by what she has just been told, but at the same time slightly sad]''
:'''Claire:''' When we go home, Aaron's not going to know me. I'll be a stranger to my own son. He thinks Kate's his mother...Was her name on the wall?
:'''The Man In Black:''' No it isn't. Not anymore. But I need Kate.
:'''Claire:''' Why?
:'''The Man In Black:''' Because Claire, I'm three people shy of getting off this island and Kate can help me get those people on the plane. But... once she does... then whatever happens, happens.

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:''[The Man in Black and Sayid prepare to leave]''
:'''Sawyer''': Where are you two going with the guns?
:'''The Man in Black''': Hydra Island, we're taking the outrigger.
:'''Sawyer''': Well, why do you gotta take a boat? can't you just do your smoke thing and fly your ass over the water?
:'''The Man in Black''': If I could do that, do you think I'd still be here?
:'''Sawyer''':''[Sarcastic]'' No, 'cause that'd be ridiculous!

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:'''Charles Widmore:''' Do you know who I am?
:'''The Man In Black:''' You're Charles Widmore. Do you know who I am?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Ha! Well obviously you're not John Locke. Everything else I know is a combination of myth, ghost stories, and jungle noises in the night.
:''[The Man In Black eyes the sonic pylons again]''
:'''The Man In Black:''' I think you know a lot more than that judging by these pylons.
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Why did you come here?
:'''The Man In Black:''' You took one of my people, Jin Kwon, I want him back.
:'''Charles Widmore:''' I have no idea what you're talking about.
:'''The Man In Black:''' You know, a wise man once said that war was coming to this island...I think it just got here.

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:''[Inside the Hydra Station Jin is brought to see Charles Widmore]''
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Mr Kwon, my deepest apologies for everything that's been done to you. My name is...
:'''Jin:''' I know who you are. Why did you bring me here?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' We searched the Ajira plane, discovered your wife's luggage and found this inside. I thought you might want to have it. Go ahead, turn it on.
:''[Widmore hands Jin a digital camera, Jin switches it on and sees images of Ji Yeon, his daughter on the display.]''
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Her name is Ji Yeon, she's your daughter. I understand you've never seen her before. I have a daughter too. I know what it's like to be kept apart. I understand the one thing you want is to be reunited with your wife and daughter. But it would be short lived. If that thing masquerading as John Locke ever got off this island, your wife, your daughter, my daughter, everyone we know and love, would simply cease to be. I came here to make sure that doesn't happen.
:'''Jin:''' How?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' Come with me. I think it's time for you to see the package.
:'''Jin:''' What package?
:'''Charles Widmore:''' It's not a what. It's a who.

=== ''Happily Ever After'' [6.11] ===
:'''Charlie''': This doesn't matter. None of this matters. All that matters is that we felt it.

=== ''Everybody Loves Hugo'' [6.12] ===
:'''Libby:''' It's okay, it's okay. I'm crazy.
:'''Hurley:''' Yeah, probably, but we all got something, right? I mean it takes a lot of guts to go up to a total stranger and tell them that you know them from some bizarro alternate universe ... I'm scared just, saying hi to a girl.
:'''Libby:''' You're doin' fine.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Why aren't you afraid?
:'''Desmond''': Excuse me?
:'''The Man in Black''': You're out here in the jungle, alone, with me. No one else on earth knows you're here. So I wanna know, why aren't you afraid?
:'''Desmond''': What's the point in being afraid? ''[MIB looks slightly intimidated, before smiling and then throwing Desmond down the well they were standing beside]''

=== ''The Last Recruit'' [6.13] ===

:''[Jack and The Man in Black are meeting for the first time]''
:'''Jack''': You look just like him.
:'''The Man in Black''': Does it bother you?
:'''Jack''': No, what bothers me is I have no idea what the hell you are.
:'''The Man in Black''': Sure you do.
:'''Jack''': Why John Locke?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because he was stupid enough to believe he had been brought here for a reason. Because he pursued that belief until it got him killed. And because you were kind enough to bring his body back here in a nice little wooden box.
:'''Jack''': And he had to be dead before you could look like him?
:'''The Man in Black''': That's right.
:'''Jack''': And who else have you looked like?
:'''The Man in Black''':...What do you really want to ask me, Jack?
:'''Jack''': Our third day here, I chased my father in the jungle, my dead father. Was that you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Yes, that was me.
:'''Jack''': Why?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because you needed to find water. Jack, I know this must be hard for you to understand, but all I've ever tried to do is help you.
:'''Jack''': You wanna help me?
:'''The Man in Black''': Yes, but you were trapped here, before you even came to the Island. Because of Jacob. And now that he's dead, we don't need to be here. We can get on a plane and leave anytime we want.
:'''Jack''': If you could just get on a plane, why would you even still be here?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because we have to do it together.
:''[Jack still looks uncertain]''
:'''The Man in Black''': What?
:'''Jack''': John Locke was the only one of us who ever believed in this Island, he always said that--
:'''The Man in Black''': John Locke was not a believer, Jack. He was a sucker.

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:'''Claire''': I'm real glad that you decided to come with us.
:'''Jack''': Actually, I don't think I've decided yet.
:'''Claire''': Yeah you have.
:'''Jack''': Excuse me?
:'''Claire''': You decided the moment he spoke to you. So, whether you like it or not, you're with him now.

=== ''The Candidate'' [6.14] ===

:'''Jack''': Why should I trust you?
:'''The Man in Black''': Because I could kill you, Jack. Right here, right now, and I could kill every single one of your friends, and there is not a thing you could do that could stop me. But instead of killing you, I saved your life, and now I want to save them too.

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:'''The Man in Black''': Are you sure you won't reconsider, Jack?
:'''Jack''': Yeah, I'm sure.
:'''The Man in Black''': Well whoever told you that you need to stay had no idea what they were talking about.
:'''Jack''': John Locke told me that I needed to stay. ''[pushes the Man in Black in the water]''

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:'''Claire''': No! They're leaving us!
:'''The Man in Black''': No trust me, you don't want to be on that sub.

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:'''Jack''': Wait. ''[stops Sayid from pulling the wires out of the C4]''
:'''Sawyer''': What the hell are you doing Doc?
:'''Jack''': Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': What?
:'''Jack''': Don't pull those wires out. We're going to be OK. Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': If I don't pull these wires, Locke is going to blow us to kingdom come.
:'''Jack''': No he's not! Locke can't kill us.
:'''Hurley''': Uhh, what?
:'''Jack''': This is what he wanted. This has been what he has been waiting for. Everything that he has done has been to get us here. He wanted to get us all at the same place at the same time in a nice enclosed space where we had no hopes of getting out.
:'''Jin''': I don't understand.
:'''Jack''': Locke said that he couldn't leave the Island without us. I think that he can't leave the Island unless we're all dead. He told me that he could kill any one of us whenever he wanted, so what if he hasn't because he's not allowed to? What if he's trying to get us to kill each other?
:'''Sawyer''': Stay out of my way Doc.
:'''Jack''': If he wanted that thing to blow up, why did he put a timer on it? Why not just throw it inside?
:'''Sawyer''': I don't care.
:'''Jack''': Nothing is going to happen.
:'''Sawyer''': It's not your decision to make.
:'''Jack''': He can't kill us!
:'''Sawyer''': I'm not going to stand here and do nothing!
:'''Jack''': James... We are going to be OK. You just have to trust me.
:'''Sawyer''': Sorry Doc, I don't. ''[pulls the wires from the C4 and the clock then speeds up]''

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:'''Sayid''': Listen carefully. There's a well on the main Island a half mile south from where we were just left. Desmond is inside it. Locke wants him dead, which means you are going to need him. Do you understand me?
:'''Jack''': Now why are you telling me this?
:'''Sayid''': Because it is going to be you Jack. ''[Takes the bomb, runs to the front of the sub, and explodes]''

=== ''Across The Sea'' [6.15] ===

=== ''What They Died For'' [6.16] ===

=== ''The End'' [6.17] & [6.18] ===

== Taglines ==
* ''[Universal]'' Where are we?
* ''[Universal]'' Get Lost
* ''[Season 2]'' Everything happens for a reason
* ''[Season 2]'' Live together, die alone
* ''[Season 3]'' Find yourself
* ''[Season 4]'' The wait is over
* ''[Season 5]'' Destiny calls
* ''[Season 6]'' Destiny found
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